Episode 46: Malleo's Chao Garden
FEBRUARY 5th, 2019
~Dark Cave from Pokémon: Gold/ Silver starts to play~
Weegee was walking around outside on his island, holding and looking at a blueprint for some sort of vehicle. The evil meme unintentionally stepped on some of the gray and smileless flowers, and even one of the very few that still had its color and smile.
"Hmm... it'll probably take a little while to make, but I like this machine he's concocted," Weegee said. "This'll at least let me kill off Eggman once and for all once we trick him into leaving his precious little Death Egg. And maybe once that fat bastard is out of the way, we can use this to finish off Wa-"
~Dark Cave stops with a record scratch~
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Weegee screamed, for he accidentally walked off a cliff. However, he managed to land feet-first and completely unharmed.
~Theme Of Chao from Sonic Adventure starts to play~
But then he looked around, noticing that the surrounding area wasn't like the rest of the outside areas of Weegee's Island. Every single smiley flower were actually smiling, except for one gray flower. However, the gray flower rapidly regained its color and its smile and started bouncing along to the music with its brethren. The flower that was once gray even gave Weegee two middle fingers with its leaves, which mutated into hands in the blink of an eye. Besides the flowers, there was also a glistening waterfall and lake, with tropical trees and plants all around the lake. There was also a pen for small animals from Sonic's world, where the animals were playing with each other. There was even a lava pit, and above said pit was Zavok, who was still doing his Orange Justice dance while trapping in a metal cage that was very slowly sinking towards the lava. But most importantly, there were Chao all over the unusually lush area, with one Chao in particular being the one to slowly lower Zavok towards the lava.
"Well, this shit's happening," Weegee calmly remarked before turning to walk away from the odd place. "Whatever. As I was saying, we could use this project of Wily's to finish off-"
"Wario!" Wario yelled, suddenly appearing in front of Weegee alongside Waluigi and Falco.
"Waluigi!" Waluigi added.
"Random object!" Falco squealed, pulling out a bomb out of his pants. The bomb exploded in Falco's hand, but outside of charring him entirely, the explosion did nothing. "Also me."
~Theme Of Chao stops~
"What the fuck?! What the hell are you three doing here?!" Weegee demanded to know.
"Weegee! Perfect timing! I was gonna have to drag you over here to help us out!" Malleo said, popping up between Weegee and the trio of weirdos.
"For what? What could possibly warrant the help of these three?" Weegee asked his older twin brother.
"We're gonna film a documentary on how to raise Chao!" Malleo answered, holding a Neutral Chao as Ai Kizuma walked up with recording equipment.
"And you had to drag these three into this too?" Weegee questioned.
~Event - Sadness from the same game starts to play~
"Y-yes," Malleo whimpered as both him and the Chao he held made puppy dog eyes at Weegee. The evil meme took a quick glance at the Chao and didn't care about it, but after seeing Malleo's eyes, Weegee's eyes began to flood up with tears.
"Oh... fine," Weegee uttered.
~Event - Sadness stops as Let's Have Some Fun from Mario Party 2 starts~
"Yeah yeah yeah! Speaking of fine, the fine print on this paper thingy I made says that you would have to agree with helping us out anyways," Malleo cheered, pulling out a golden piece of paper.
"But I didn't sign that," Weegee pointed out.
"You didn't, but I ripped out your signature from some other thing you signed and slapped it on at the bottom! See?" Weegee glanced at the bottom, finding that his signature had indeed been slapped on by where Wario, Waluigi, and Falco's signatures were.
"Are you kidding me now bro?"
"No," Malleo simply answered. "Still speaking of the fine print..."
~Let's Have Some Fun stops as Haunted Graveyard from Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon starts~
Suddenly, the surrounding area became pitch black and Malleo's hands grew to a ridiculous size. One of the usually innocent and energetic meme's hands loomed over towards Wario, Waluigi, and Falco, while the other loomed over towards Weegee. All four, but especially the first three, got scared once the hands got close to them.
"... it ALSO says that if any of you start harassing anyone else, I have full right to SLAP you," Malleo eerily finished.
~Haunted Graveyard stops~
Just as quickly as it got dark, the area returned to its bright and happy self, while Malleo's hands returned to normal as well.
"That's mostly referring to you, Weegee," Malleo answered in his normal voice.
"Hmmm... whatever, let's get this over with..." Weegee groaned.
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~Come With Me from Pokémon: Diamond/ Pearl starts to play~
"Hello, one and all! It's me, Malleo!" Malleo greeted to the camera. Kizuna gave Malleo a quick wave while she was recording, and Malleo waved back, but Malleo brought his attention right back where it belonged. "Today, I'll be teaching you how to raise the most adorable creatures within this great multiverse of ours! That's right, I'm referring to none other than Chao!" Malleo stepped off camera to showcase some Chao that were standing behind him. However, all of the Chao were beating Omochao, who was hung up on a tree like a piñata, mostly with regular baseball bats, but one Dark Chao had a bat wrapped with barbed wires instead.
"To swing your bat, spam the A button over and over and over and..." Omochao gladly spewed out of his robotic mouth despite the constant beatings it got. Malleo swiftly slid back into view, blocking off all vision of the violent Chao while Wario and Waluigi rushed over to stop the Chao's chaos.
"Anyways, I hope you're all sitting down, having your pencils ready, and have drunk a whole gallon of coffee, for we're about to begin our long lesson on how to properly raise Chao!"
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~Come With Me stops as Cherrygrove City from Pokémon: Heart Gold/ Soul Silver starts~
"Part one: Hatching your Chao," an unknown voice said while Malleo held a sign that said those exact same words on it.
"You heard the narrator human thingy!" Malleo said, dropping the sign. "Before you get to even see your wonderful little Chao's wonderful little face, you have to take care of the egg and let it hatch! Let's see how four individuals take care of four Chao eggs!" Malleo walked over to Waluigi, who was snuggling with his egg, while Kizuna made sure to have the camera follow after the jolly meme. "Look! This is the first and best way to hatch your Chao! By snuggling the egg!"
"Waa, this egg is super warm," Waluigi remarked. Suddenly, the egg hatched, and a purple Chao popped out. "Child!" Waluigi gave the baby Chao the lightest of headpats before Toriel showed up.
"DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!" Toriel screeched in SrPelo's voice before slapping Waluigi's face.
"DO NOT HARASS MY FATHER, YOU HEATHEN!" the baby Chao shouted in a deep voice. The little Chao leaped onto and started pulverizing Toriel, and then Waluigi did the same, creating a big ball of violence.
"They're going to grow up and become such a happy little family," Malleo said, letting out a single tear of joy. "But we can't sit here and watch a happy family unfold before our very eyes for too long! We have other families to see!" Malleo walked further away, this time arriving at a large nest with a Chao egg inside. "Wait... who built this nest?" That's when Falco, his back bent over like a bird and his arms bent like bird wings, walked over with numerous sticks in his beak. "Ooooh! Very creative of you to make such a nest, Falco old pal of mine!"
"CAW!" Falco yelled in a crow's voice before he rammed the sticks in his mouth into the nest. Falco then upchucked a loaf of bread, a single worm, and a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli into the nest. The egg quickly hatched, revealing a light blue Chao that had, of all things, a Pokémon egg in her hands.
~Cherrygrove City stops as Evolution from Pokémon: Ruby/ Sapphire starts~
Then the egg within the Chao's hands began to hatch, with a crack occurring every second until the egg shattered open completely, a blinding light emitting from the hatched egg.
~Evolution stops~
Once the light died down, in the light blue Chao's hands was the Togepi that hatched from the egg.
"Togepi!" the Togepi chirped while the Evolution Complete jingle from Pokémon: Ruby/ Sapphire played.
"Cool! Hope you're ready to raise twins, Falco!" Malleo said.
"CAW!" Falco shrieked again.
"But that right there folks was the second way to hatch a Chao! Simply wait for the egg to hatch!" Malleo said to the camera. "Now let's see how our third individual is doing!" Malleo took a few steps back the way he came to find Wario shaking his egg. "Hello Wario! How're you doing?"
~Waluigi Pinball/ Wario Stadium (Final Lap) from Mario Kart DS starts to play~
"WaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Wario screamed, rapidly shaking the egg faster and faster. The egg hatched, and thus the yellow, smiling, and most importantly, bouncing Chao was released into the world. The Chao bounced out of the shell it once hid and landed on, and even bore, through the ground, making jackhammer noises during his descent into the earth. Eventually, the yellow Chao made the Super Mario World spring sound when it sprung back up out of the hole, still smiling, still bouncing, and holding an ingot of gold.
~Waluigi Pinball/ Wario Stadium (Final Lap) stops~
"Beautiful!" Wario exclaimed, grabbing and hugging his little Chao buddy.
"Aww! How adorable, as Chao always are!" Malleo remarked. "However, that's not the third Chao hatching technique. No, the third hatching technique is... vile and forbidden. We must never use this last technique." Malleo took a few steps past Wario, where Weegee and a Chao egg and a fake Chao egg were. "The last technique... is throwing the Chao egg. How rotten, I know. Thankfully, our friend Weegee here will demonstrate with a fake Chao egg so you viewers know exactly what to NOT do."
"Yeah whatever," Weegee groaned, grabbing the real Chao Egg and throwing it towards the cliff he fell from earlier.
"NO WEEGEE THAT'S A REAL EGG!" Malleo cried out. But it was too late, for the egg smashed into the cliff, freeing the green Chao trapped within.
~Anxiety by Kevin MacLeod starts to play~
The green Chao glared at Weegee, who stared back with a blank stare. The two kept staring into each other's eyes, and everyone else stopped what they were doing to stare at the two, aside from Falco's Chao and Togepi, who just stared at each other.
~Anxiety stops as Final Boss (US) from Sonic CD starts~
Suddenly, the green Chao felt tingling within his head, which swiftly got worse. Eventually, the green Chao's head instantly transformed into an exact replica of Weegee's head.
"OH NO! NOT AGAIN!" Malleo cried out. Everyone, including the Chao and the little animals trapped in the pen, all started to panic and scream, but not Weegee and Zavok, the latter still dancing despite him and his cage being much closer to the lava than before. "EVERYONE LOOK AWAY FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!" Kizuna cried out, turning the camera and herself away. Wario, Waluigi, and their Chao squeezed themselves into the hole Wario's Chao made. Falco on the other hand hid his Chao and Togepi with a pile of leaves before closing his eyes and facing the Weegee Chao abomination.
"CAW!" Falco cawed while cannons made out of sticks came out from the sides of the nest. The Weegee Chao crawled away from the cliff, but Malleo grabbed the hideous demon and rushed it over to the lava pool.
"Į̵ ҉̷̢͏C̶̴̛͟Ŕ҉À̴̡V̧̢́͜É̷̵ ̕B̧̢͝L͏͘͏O̡̨͟͜͠Ó̶͢D̕͝," the Weegee Chao growled, flailing its little arms.
"YEET!" Malleo said in the original yeet voice, chucking the corrupted Chao into the lava.
"D̵̨͘͡҉A̧͝M͡͠Ń͡ ̶͞Y͘͘҉O̢U̶͡͠ ̴͡҉̷͢Ą͠L̨̨̛͘Ĺ̸," the abomination from hell shrieked, slowly sinking.
"I'm sorry, little one," Malleo said in Thanos's voice.
~Final Boss (US) stops~
The Weegee Chao gave one last angry glare at Malleo before completely sinking into the lava.
~Overthere Shrine from Super Paper Mario starts to play~
Seconds later, the original form of the innocent green Chao, now a spirit with a halo above its head and angel wings instead of the usual Chao wings, floated out of the boiling lava. Everyone except for Zavok stared in awe as the Chao spirit floated higher and higher into the sky. The young Chao even started to T-Pose during its ascent.
~Overthere Shrine stops~
But instead of rising to the highest point in the sky, the deceased Chao got sucked into a purple wormhole that appeared and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"Wait, where'd the ghost Chao go?" Kizuna wondered, having blinked the instant the Chao angel got sucked up.
"This is terrible... we lost an innocent Chao... and we nearly had a repeat of "that" incident..." Malleo whimpered.
"The only surprising thing is that someone didn't catch the Weegee Virus in this world any sooner," Weegee calmly commented. "There's been a fair amount of people who've stared into my soul long enough to catch the Weegee Virus, yet they didn't get it."
"I really wish I could slap Weegee right now for what he did," Wario growled while him, Waluigi, and their two Chao popped out of the hole, trying to wriggle out. "But if I did... waa... I don't even want to imagine it..." Suddenly, a slap sound that only Wario ended up hearing flew into his ears. "WAAAAAA!"
"That poor little Chao..." Malleo cried, letting a single tear of sadness slip down his face. Weegee sighed and hugged his older brother from behind.
"I'm sorry about what I did to that Chao. I promise I won't dare do anything like that again," the evil meme whispered.
"Aww... thanks bro." Wario and Waluigi growled at Weegee while Falco gave the taller meme a glare. Weegee glared right back at his trio of enemies, but that only caused Malleo to turn around and glare at his younger brother, disturbing Weegee a bit. But then Agent Four in his squid form fell from the sky and landed on Malleo's head.
"What the hell was that?!" Weegee growled while Agent Four transformed back into humanoid form.
~Lookin' Fresh (Shrimp Kicks) from Splatoon starts to play~
"That was me! Sorry about that!" the blue Inkling said with a smile.
"That's OK! That bump to the head made me forget all about what I was upset about anyways!" Malleo happily replied.
"Waa, hey Agent Four," Wario greeted his friend.
"What're you here for, Four?" Waluigi added.
"Well, after you three randomly disappeared his morning, Master Hand sent nearly everyone out to find you, and I decided to come here all by myself!"
"That sure was a smart plan, coming into territory of a powerful enemy like that," Weegee sarcastically remarked.
"Sure was! I'm a genius!" Agent Four idiotically boasted. "So, whatcha guys doing anyways?"
"We're making a documentary of how to raise Chao! Wanna join in?" Malleo responded.
"Oh yeah! This'll prove that I'm capable of not just raising myself, but also raising children!"
"Great. Another moron I'm stuck with for who knows how long," Weegee thought.
"I heard that," Malleo telepathically replied before speaking out loud. "Anyways, onto the next part of the documentary!"
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~Lookin' Fresh (Shrimp Kicks) stops as Athletic from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island starts~
"Now that your Chao has hatched, you must take it to the Fortune-Teller Chao!" Malleo, standing in front of the fortune-teller's hut, said to the camera. Inside the hut were Weegee, Falco, Wario, Waluigi, and Agent Four in that order with their Chao, and in Falco's case, his Togepi as well.
"You will be annoyed by the end of all of this," the fortune-teller Chao told Weegee as Weegee held his new Chao that strangely resembled Shadow the hedgehog.
"Oh wow, how shocking," the evil meme sarcastically said, dropping his Chao so that he could write on a Totally Certified Chao License™. "You sure do amaze me, oh glorious seer of the future." On the license, Weegee wrote the name he decided for his Chao, Whatever. Weegee then dragged his angry Chao out of the hut.
"You will stop acting like a bird once this documentary is filmed," the fortune-teller said to Falco. Holding the pen in his beak, the space pilot wrote CAW on the first Chao license for his actual Chao, and then wrote CAW CAW on the second on for his Togepi. Falco left the line, and Wario stepped up with his yellow Chao. "You will ignore what I sa-"
"Yeah yeah, nobody cares," the yellow weirdo grumbled. He ended up naming his Chao Wario Jr. and quickly left the line.
"You will not get any special attention again for the next year," the fortune-teller Chao said once the purple pest stepped up.
"No! WHY?! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!" Waluigi cried. He fell face-first onto the floor and started sobbing, creating a big puddle of tears underneath him.
XxXx
"Now we'll learn about how to feed your Chao, and what exactly you should feed them!" Malleo said to the camera again. Everyone was outside, already feeding their Chao. Wario was letting Wario Jr. eat a plate of spaghetti while Wario refilled the Dinner Blaster, Waluigi was personally feeding "Waluigi Jr." some grapes, Falco kept upchucking loaves of bread for Caw the Chao to eat, though the light blue Chao refused to eat them, while Caw Caw the Togepi was slurping down the Chef Boyardee ravioli straight from the can, and Agent Four brought a large cookie cake in a wagon for his dark blue Chao, "Da Vinci". But then there was Weegee, who completely neglected Whatever by reading "Love Live Secret Lore" by Luigi. While Weegee was being a shit parent, Whatever the Chao drank can after can of the edgy Purple Flurp. All of the Purple Flurp messed with Whatever's mind, and thus decided to pulverize several nearby Neutral Chao all at once.
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"Another important thing Chao need in their lives is to play with adorable, but nowhere near adorable as our precious Chao, animals," Malleo said to the camera as everyone was at the animal pen of the Chao Garden. Everyone's Chao walked into the pen, and right away Caw the Chao approached a parrot and gave it a hug. Suddenly, the parrot started turning transparent before getting sucked right into Caw, screeching several times over prior to being completely absorbed by Caw.
~Athletic stops as The House Of Leaves by Kevin MacLeod starts~
Caw slowly turned towards Falco, giving his parent a smile. Falco just stood there, cross-eyed, as everything around him started turning dark. Wario, Waluigi, Caw Caw the Togepi, everyone and everything aside from Caw seemingly faded into the darkness. Once everything was shrouded in the darkness, a transparent Caw with a smile that showed off sharp fangs loomed behind the space pilot. As the fake Caw became less translucent, its eyes slowly turned black, as though it had empty sockets, and blood seemed to start leaking from the false Chao's sockets.
"Your soul will be mine..." a demonic voice whispered. The false Chao grew, eventually becoming larger than Falco.
~The House Of Leaves stops as Athletic starts again~
"Caw," Falco calmly chirped, somehow vanquishing the darkness and the fake Caw. While all of the other Chao played nicely with the small animals, Whatever was hugging a small gorilla too lightly. The gorilla went from blue to purple, and once it became light purple, the gorilla transformed into a clone of Bonzi Buddy.
"Fuck you," the fake Bonzi Buddy cursed in his infamous voice of his before popping just like a balloon.
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"Another thing Chao love are these Chaos Drives! Crystals with the ultimate power!" Malleo said while the group entered a cave near the Chao Garden. All around the cave were uncontained Chaos Drives poking through the rocky floor, ceiling, and walls. However, as soon as everyone was in the cave, a giant Dodongo appeared right in front of the group. Wario pulled out the Dinner Blaster, but Whatever the Chao swiped it from him, inserted a Chaos Drive into the Dinner Blaster, and pulled the trigger. A plate of spaghetti that was surrounded in blue, Chaos energy fueled flames flew right into the Dodongo's face. Upon contact with the Dodongo, the spaghetti plate morphed into a glowing sphere of blue fire, and the Dodongo itself started turning blue. The cave began to shake, and so did Dr. Wily's lab that sat right above the cave. Wily noticed the earthquake but chose to ignore it in favor of working some more on updating Air Man's inner wiring. Eventually, the Dodongo started getting vaporized, and once the Dodongo was gone, the blue fire sphere before the gang exploded, not only sending them flying out of the cave, but also destroying most of the cave. The force from the exploding sphere of Chaos energy even caused Wily to slip down on his back, with the two wires in his grasp landing on his mustache. The electricity from the wires caused Wily's mustache to get shocked and start burning.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEARGODSSOMEONEHELPMEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Wily screamed, racing out of his lab.
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"And make sure that your Chao is amused!" Malleo said while everyone but him and Kizuna were staring at the lava pit, waiting for Zavok to finally get dunked into it. Getting impatient, Whatever decided to lower the lever, instantly dropping Zavok and his cage into the lava. Everyone, even Kizuna, cheered, catching the unaware Malleo's attention to the lava pit just in time to see the last bit of the still dancing Zavok sink in. The cheering continued on, but started to quiet down once Zavok was completely drenched in lava. However, the cheering returned even louder than before when Zavok's lifeless skeleton floated out of the boiling lava. Malleo turned back to give the camera shrug.
"Not so fast!" Jevil cackled as he appeared above everyone. With a quick spell, Zavok's skeleton disappeared from the lava, and a reborn Zavok appeared behind the gang, once again doing his Orange Justice dance.
~Athletic stops again~
Everyone one turned around and constantly switch from blankly staring at Zavok and Jevil.
~Green Hill Zone from Sonic Battle starts to play~
Wario led an attack on the jester devil by jumping up to Jevil and slamming him into the ground with a double axe handle.
"Bah! What are you people doing?!" Jevil demanded to know. Waluigi pulled Jevil up and smacked the maniacal jester over towards Agent Four and Da Vinci the Chao with his trusty tennis racket.
"Ready for some hockey, son?" Agent Four asked his little dark blue Chao while they both pulled out Inkbrushes. Agent Four smacked Jevil over towards Da Vinci, who smacked Jevil right back. The two kept sending him back and forth as the speed of sound, thus making Jevil just seem like a blur.
"Listen, chaos may be good, glorious even, but only when everyone else but me are the victims!" Jevil growled while he was sent back and forth. Everyone else except for Malleo gathered around Agent Four and Da Vinci, cheering the two on. Meanwhile, Sonic and Tails were racing on the cliff Weegee walked off of earlier, stopping as soon as they noticed Wario, Waluigi, and Falco in the Chao Garden.
"There they are!" Tails pointed out.
"Alright! You call Master Hand, I'll go down and get them!" Sonic replied. Tails pulled out a personalized tablet he made himself, and Sonic leaped off the cliff and safely landed down in the Chao Garden. At last, Da Vinci managed to smack Jevil into the hockey goal made out of sticks, vines, glue, and garlic that sat behind Agent Four.
"You did it! You're winning son!" the blue Inkling cheered. Da Vinci started flopping up and down in excitement, and everyone watching the two cheered.
~Green Hill Zone stops as The World Revolving from Deltarune starts~
"That's it! I'm not playin' nice anymore!" Jevil growled, flying out of the makeshift hockey goal. "It's time for actually good chaos! Chaos! CHAOS! And more of those red guys!" With a raise of his hand, purple puffs of smoke appeared in front of Wario, Waluigi, and everyone else, and from the smoke puffs came fake Zavoks emitting the same purple gas, unalike the real Zavok. However, just like the real red Zeti, they were still doing that damn Orange Justice dance. The fake Zavoks charged ahead, though one of them got smacked all the way into the sun from a swing of Da Vinci's Inkbrush. During the charge of the fake Zavoks, the red impostors trampled over several innocent Chao, which Malleo noticed.
"NOOOOOOOO!" the normally joyful meme cried out. "STOP THOSE MEANIES BEFORE THEY HURT ANY MORE CHAO!"
"Oh, that's it! You made my brother upset, and that means you made ME mad!" Weegee yelled.
"Let's get them!" Wario, Waluigi, and Weegee roared in unison. Those three led the retaliation charge, and soon enough, the two factions collided. Wario punched a fake Zavok away, and the Wario Bros. plus Weegee followed after him. Weegee teleported in the way of the false Zavok's uncontrollable flight and punched the impostor back. Waluigi smacked the flying Zavok with his tennis racket, stunning the false Zeti long enough for Wario and Weegee to butt their heads into the red impostor's sides. The headbutts squeezed the fake Zavok enough that the clone popped, knocking the two archenemies away from each other. Meanwhile, a single fake Zavok just danced in front of Caw Caw the Togepi, not even trying to cause any harm.
"Togepi," Caw Caw cooed, using the move Metronome by waving its stubby hand. With Metronome's random powers, Caw Caw managed to use the move Recycle to refill the Chef Boyardee ravioli can. Slurping the whole thing down in one big go, a red aura of strength surrounded the Togepi. Using Metronome again, Caw Caw this time ended up using the move Hyper Beam against the harmless fake Zavok, instantly vaporizing the innocent impostor. However, the Hyper Beam also ended up vaporizing the remaining small animals in the pen.
"WHY?! WHYYYYYYY?!" Malleo cried, tears gushing out of his eyes.
"WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!" AOSTH Dr. Robotnik repeated, suddenly appearing next to Malleo. Meanwhile, Caw the Chao was standing front of the lava pit, waiting for one of the Zavok clones to come close so he could absorb their soul. However, when a Zavok clone did come close, it slid into Caw hard enough to send the demonic Chao into the lava.
"Stop resisting and just feel the wrath of my chaos!" Jevil demanded, sending a flurry of flying spades down at his enemies.
"Hell no, YOU'RE the one who needs to face MY wrath!" Weegee roared back. The evil meme was charging up a laser beam from his eyes, but Whatever the Chao bounced off of Weegee's head, causing Weegee to cancel the attack altogether. Whatever flew up to Jevil and pulled out a katana out of nowhere.
~The World Revolving stops~
But before Whatever could do anything to Jevil, the jester devil just smacked the Dark Chao far away from the island.
"Meh, whatever. I didn't care for that brat anyways," Weegee remarked.
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Shadow was still at the Smash Grounds, guarding the gates from the inside as Lucario guarded the gates from the outside.
"So, besides guarding the gates with me, how's your day been?" Lucario asked.
"It's just been a usual day. I had breakfast, read the paper. Just the usual," the hedgehog answered. Just then, Whatever was plummeting down towards Shadow. The black hedgehog noticed, used Chaos Control to teleport up to the plummeting Chao, grabbed him, and safely brought him back down safely. "Except for this Chao I just found." Shadow actually got a close look at the grumpy and squirming Dark Chao, and his eyes sparkled with joy. "... And he's precious. I'm going to call you Terios." As soon as Terios heard what Shadow just said, he stopped squirming, and slowly even made a small smile.
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~The World Revolving starts again~
Back at Weegee's Island, Sonic was curled up in a ball and bouncing off of numerous Zavok clones, killing them all with just his bounces, while making his way over towards Jevil. Speaking of Jevil, the mad clown was barely dodging the burning spaghetti plates from Wario's Dinner Blaster and three laser beams from both Weegee Blasters and Weegee himself.
"Give it up, you freaks of nature! My chaos and my army of red guys will rein supreme!" Jevil taunted.
"Why don't you give up on attacking us instead, fuck boy?!" Weegee growled. "You can't win against me, and you even have to deal with these idiots too!"
"HEY!" Wario yelled.
"Hay!" Waluigi responded, pointing at a bale of hay.
"And give it up with your banter while you're at it!" Weegee added. "Your voice is grating my superior ears!"
"Never, you small brained pinhead!" Jevil snarled. Suddenly, Sonic used a Homing Attack on Jevil, stunning the chaotic jester long enough for Weegee to hit Jevil with his eye laser beams. As Jevil was hurdling away, Wario fired a burning plate of spaghetti at him. The plate hit Jevil, exploding upon contact, thus sending Jevil high into the air. Waluigi leaped after the maniacal jester while doing the Biellmann spin, and once Waluigi reached Jevil, the purple maniac kept spinning into the jester maniac, dealing numerous hits that kept stunning Jevil. Eventually, Waluigi rose up just a tiny bit above Jevil, stopped spinning, and let the long leg that was over his head back down, letting his foot spike Jevil back down to the ground. Upon Jevil's impact with the ground, all of his fake Zavoks vanished in a puff of purple smoke. With his attack finished, Waluigi resumed his Beillmann spin to slowly land back down.
~The World Revolving stops again as Event - Strain from Sonic Adventure starts~
However, just as Waluigi landed, a loud crash shook the ground. Waluigi turned back to face where Jevil was, discovering that Chaos, the being made out of liquefied Chaos energy was standing just a small bit away from Jevil, giving everyone a menacing glare. Chaos stopped his glares to stare at the beaten and bruised Chao that the Zavok clones trampled over.
"He did it!" Wario and Waluigi stated, pointing at the barely conscious Jevil.
"FUCK HIM!" Ai Kizuna yelled, joining in on the pointing. Everyone else but Malleo and the real Zavok pointed at Jevil while the maniacal jester lifted his head up.
"You... stupid..." Jevil groaned before Chaos extended his liquid arm and grabbed Jevil by the stomach. "MORTALLIFEFORMS!" Chaos tightened his grip on Jevil, fueled with rage and hatred for him, before dragging the insane jester away. "NO! CEASE! SOMEONE SAVE ME!" Chaos dragged Jevil into a pool of water, and both of them disappeared.
~Event - Strain stops~
"Well, that settles that," Weegee remarked, standing alongside Wario, Waluigi, Falco, and Agent Four.
"Waa, sure does," Waluigi added.
"Now let's go lock that Zavok guy back up and let him perish again!" Wario excitedly suggested.
"CAW!" Falco screeched in agreement.
"Super Duper EPIC GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!" a very familiar voice squealed with joy as a growing shadow loomed over the five.
"Oh great now what?!" Weegee complained.
~The Air... For Windy Valley from the same game starts to play~
That's when the owner of both the shadow and the voice, Crazy Hand, slammed down on top of the five, completely covering them. Crazy got off of them, revealing that the five had bumps on their heads, though the bumps faded away. Crazy flicked Weegee up into the air, chased after the evil meme, flicked Weegee again to send him back down, and then one more time to send him into his own castle.
"Heya, Weegee mah boi! What was with all the screaming? You playing another round of "Hide And Then Go Toss Each Other Into Oblivion" again like you used to back in the old days?" Fortran asked Weegee once the evil meme crashed into the throne room.
"THERE YOU GUYS ARE! We've been looking all over for you!" Crazy squealed, spazzing out a bit. Sonic leaped onto Crazy's back, and the giant hand slowly lifted them up and over towards the Halberd, which was floating over the ocean.
"Waa, why do I feel like we're forgetting something that just happened?" Wario wondered.
"Probably because we ARE forgetting something that just happened," Waluigi answered.
"I only remember my name, my date of birth, my obsessions, and my entire history except for what just happened today," Falco said. "Oh well, whatever we're forgetting probably isn't that important if we forgot it in the first place."
"That's weird, I remember raising a kid for some reason," Agent Four stated. "Wait, was I actually raising a kid?! If I was raising a child, then there goes my proof of being ready for the world! And even worse than that, my child'll be left alone!"
"I don't remember anything about raising children," Wario responded.
"Oh, phew! That's a relief!" the boy Inkling sighed.
~The Air... For Windy Valley stops~
Malleo just sat on the ground, sobbing. Ai Kizuna sat down behind him and hugged him. The Chaos that Wario, Waluigi, and Agent Four raised, and even the Togepi started crying while wandering over towards Malleo. The real Zavok was still doing his damn Orange Justice dance behind them. And then there was Caw the Chao, who merely stood in place, showing the world that blank stare of his.
