A/N: Takes place before XCW: Abolishment


The opening pyrotechnics occurred as flashes of colors all came about, taking turns going through purple, brown, white, grey, violet, red, and blue in seamless fashion all over, going up and down the UniverseTron, and all across the stage, before ending in a missile-like firework up into the sky as the lights came fully on, illuminating the arena as the fans cheered loudly. It was a massive contingent of fans all over, dominated by at least 60 percent UCA fans, but the rest were a conglomerate of the other companies' fans, and each fan was representing their personal company with pride as they shouted, and signs shown ranged from "Courage Shall Reign Xtreme!", "The Age of Fire Dies Tonight!", "DFW In The House!", and "You Can't Bully the Resistance!" among many others. And we eventually go down towards ringside, and who else but Church and Sarge to greet us...

"WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE POST-CLASH BASH! UCA'S FIRST-EVER CROSSOVER SHOW!" Church announced. "WE ARE LIVE FROM THE BARCLAYS CENTER IN BROOKLYN, NEW YORK! I AM LEONARD FREAKIN' CHURCH, AND I GOT SARGE RIGHT NEXT TO ME!"

"WE'RE THE TWO-TIME FWA WINNING COMMENTARY TEAM OF THE YEAR, AND WE'RE HERE TO GIVE YOU THE RED GREATNESS OF THIS SHOW!" Sarge exclaimed. "GET READY!

"UCA brings the boom, inviting four companies and six brands to compete in crazy crossover matches!" Church stated. "WWE: Animated and WCW: Showdown, DFWF, GAIA Wrestling, and XCW all come to our house for a hell of a show! And trust me, we got a card for you!"

"We got the loser known as the depressed Juliet Starling going up against the Best of the Best, Samus Aran!" Sarge began. "And Scourge about to get his Red revenge against the dirtbag, Tommy Oliver! Along with two legends going at in Bugs and Sonic, who are BOTH Blues, and should not be wrestling today! And we got the Intercontinental Title being defended in a Severe Six-Way Match!"

"HABIT will wrestle maybe his final Hardcore Match against Senji later tonight!" Church continued. "Wolfgang and Gordon write one final chapter in their rivalry as they and their teams compete in a Survivor Series Match, and Lightning's going to go one on one with DFW's interesting star, Zinnia, who looks to break her choker label! And of course, our two big main events!"

"That's right! First, we got Kat trying NOT to be a dirty Blue for once as she tries to defeat Azula one more time, this time for the GAIA World Openweight Championship!" Sarge cried out. "And of course, we got a battle of Destined as Matt Ishida defends the UCA World Title against Tai Kamiya...and Matt BETTER win that match, or I'm getting my shotgun to shove up his ass!"

"I'm sure he'll find a way, but that's way later tonight! Because while we have a massive card before us, we actually got ourselves a title match to start the show...and it should be good." Church said...

...as we go to Cait Sith in the ring as he stood on his moogle, pumping up his fist.

"Aha, welcome laddies! We're finally here! We're here at the Post-Clash Bash!" He announced, as the crowd exploded. "That's right, lads! That's the spirit! Get excited, because guess what?" The sound of a bell ringing was heard. "...The opening contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, and is for the UCA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!"

The crowd cheered loudly, having waited so long for this...when the music played...

("Protection" by Jim Johnston)

Loud cheers from the non-UCA fans, and a mixed one from the UCA fans came, as the memorable theme played, and then out came ED & ROLF, the Ed Protection Agency, wearing the classic black pants and tank tops. They were flanked by Double D and Eddy, who both wore matching white suits as Eddy also wore sunglasses with a grin on his face, and Double D was crunching numbers to a sigh. Rolf thumped his chest, holding up the XCW Hardcore Title he held in XCW proudly with arms splayed, and Ed shouted "TAG TITLES FOR ED!" as they made their way down the ring.

"Introducing first, representing WWE: Animated...hailing from the Cul-De-Sac of Peach Creek, being accompanied by Double D and Eddy...Ed & Rolf...the Ed Protection Agency...THE E...P...A!" Cait Sith announced.

"And here comes some PROTECTION from the Cul-De-Sac!" Church exclaimed. "Modeled after the APA after Eddy watched some old videos of them, this is about as much raw power as you can possibly get in a tag team. The raw strength of Ed...the insane ferocity of Rolf...that is a scary combo that fucking hell, we got to deal with right now. The group of Eds have been a legendary tag team throughout the years, and Rolf himself is no joke. You put those together and they're gonna be trouble for the Elrics."

"I heard they got into it with The Elrics at a beach party not too long ago." Sarge stated. "And that's normally the greatest thing ever...but I can't even be happy for it! Because this is for our titles, and this only makes them even MORE motivated to take them! I swear, if the Elrics lose our titles to these dirtbags, then I'll hate them...more than I already do! FORGIVENESS WILL NOT BE ON THE MENU!"

"They go by other names...D-Generation Ed...the Eds...but right now, they are the EPA, and they're coming for our tag titles." Church stated. "...And maybe our money. I can't exactly trust Eddy not to go for the money, can I? He IS Eddy."

Ed & Rolf got in the ring and posed for the crowd, and Eddy rubbed his hands muttering, "Can't wait to also get the prize money TW said we get for winning this..." while Double D just groaned, replying with "Eddy, please..." but then more music played, and a pop was no doubt...

They called us a dead generation,

They told us that we wouldn't survive

They left us alone in the maelstrom

As you can see we're all plenty alive

We know where you are and were coming

Lets see you say that shit to our face

Thirty-thirty/one fifty remembers

Thirty-thirty/one fifty hates

("30-30/150 Hates" by Stone Sour)

Massive cheers were from the large UCA contingent, while most other fans cheered except the WCW and WWE fans, and out came Edward and Alphonse, the Elrics. They had the Tag Team Titles around their waists, and they looked ready to fight as they soaked in the reaction. However, Edward in particular glared at Eddy in the ring, who glared back at him shouting "You ready to get your titles taken Rolf and Lumpy for PROTECTION, shorty?!" and Edward angrily shouted back "I'M READY TO TAKE THEIR HEAD OFFS, YOU MUSHROOM SIZED MIDGET!" Alphonse just sighed, while Double D muttered "Not good..." and Ed just said "Gravy!"

"And their opponents, representing UCA...hailing from Resembool, Amestris...they are the reigning, defending UCA World Tag Team Champions...Edward & Alphonse...THE ELRICS!"

"And here come the Tag Team Champions of UCA, who...have a history with the EPA." Church stated. "They went at it at WrestleMania in that 6 Team TLC Match, tearing each other to shreds, and both nearly coming away with those titles. And of course, apparently, there was an altercation at a beach party...and it mostly ended with Eddy and Edward arguing with each other and literally throwing fire on this whole thing. Ad now Edd's directing Ed & Rolf to get those titles and pretty much get one over on the Elrics...which is typical Eddy. He and Edward don't have good tempers, do they?"

"I want so badly to hate the Elrics, my soul demands it..." Sarge muttered. "I really do, it's part of my soul, but dammit, I may not be able to. Because our titles are on the line, and we can't lose them to the EPA of all teams! Elrics, you better get the job done and beat them! Otherwise, I'll haunt you even in your graves! With the Warthog! I'll drive it into your graves! With a vengeance! And with no care for your bodies! And maybe drop some ketchup on it for good measure!"

"With the history of the TLC Match between them, the beach party madness looming, and the Tag Titles being on the line, there's a lot going into this match, and it's the perfect way to kick off this massive show we got for you all." Church said.

The Eddy pulled Ed & Rolf and made sure they know what they needed to do before saying "Lumpy, you're up first!" and Ed smiled and nodded, while Edward said he had this, and Alphonse wasn't sure, but his brother assured that he would be fine. With the two starters decided on, the referee, Jimmy Aaron, grabbed the titles from the Elrics, and then held them high for all to see, as a graphic showed up on screen, showing the titles themselves and that they were on the line. He then checked on the teams, made sure they were ready...

...and RANG THE BELL!

"AND HERE WE GO! POST-CLASH HAS BEGUN, AND SO HAS THIS TAG TITLE MATCH!" Church exclaimed.

Ed charged at Edward from there with a Clothesline, but Edward ducked it and caught Ed with a few rights when he turned around. He then went for an Irish Whip, but Ed stayed where he was, before Irish Whipping the alchemist into the corner instead. Ed ran at Edward, but got feet lifted into his face as he stumbled back, and the alchemist ran at Ed. But he got lifted onto the shoulders of Ed, who looked for a Powerslam on him, but Edward slipped out of it. He then ran the ropes, but right into a massive Shoulder Block that turned him inside out as Ed stayed exactly where he was! He stumbled up to his feet in shock, but Ed grabbed Edward and then proceeded to throw him halfway across the ring!

"Fucking hell, the POWER! Ed is an absolute demon of a powerhouse, only rivaled by Rolf himself! The EPA are full of power, and there's no way the Elrics can match that!" Church called.

"Those damn Elrics needs to use their speed! If they don't, then they will meet the wrath of my shotgun...or meet up with Grif. Have to choose between two evils..." Sarge stated.

Rolf called out for a tag, and Ed obliged as he tagged him in, and the two then grabbed Edward to Irish Whip him into the ropes, before catching him with a Double Spinebuster! Rolf dropped down for the cover! 1...2...Kick out! Rolf picked up Ed and threw him into the corner before nailing repeated Corner Clotheslines on Edward, before pulling him into a Flapjack! Rolf then picked up Edward, and kept nailing fists to the face of him, backing him into the ropes before Irish Whipping him into the opposite ones, where a light tap was heard as Rolf went for a boot. Edward ducked it though, and ran the ropes to Dropkick Rolf RIGHT into a Backstabber by Alphonse, who had tagged in, and Rolf stumbled out of that into a Spinning Wheel Kick by Edward! Alphonse goes for the pin! 1...2...Kick out!

"And there's that quick teamwork of the Elrics! They're so much faster than Ed and Rolf that that has got to be how they win this match!" Church called.

"And they better use it, otherwise, UCA will make sure they are hung by their entrails! A fate fitting for the Elrics and their failures!" Sarge nodded.

Alphonse waited for Rolf to start getting back up before he began nailing kicks, keeping him stunned before Dropkicking him into the corner. He then ran at him and nailed a Corner Dropkick, and Rolf stumbled out before being nailed by a Jumping DDT by Alphonse! Cover! 1...2...Kick out! Alphonse then backed up a bit, as he waited for Rolf to get up, and then leaped up for a Hurricanrana, but Rolf held onto Alphonse. Al's eyes widened as he was upside down, flailinga bout, but Rolf didn't let go as he shouted "ED-BOY!" and Ed shouted "Okay, Rolf!" as he tagged in, and got in...and then Rolf then pulled Alphonse up and fell backward AND ALPHONSE WAS THROWN RIGHT INTO A BRUTAL HEADBUTT FROM ED FACE-FIRST THE IMPACT BEING HEARD ACROSS THE ARENA!

"SON OF A BITCH! Did you hear that?! Rolf had him going so fast, that headbutt might as well be rock by the time Al hit it! Good Lord!" Church winced.

"And we all know that Ed's head might as well be concrete, so that makes it even worse! AL, YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST YOUR ALCHEMY TO TRANSMUTE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE WAY!" Sarge shouted

"THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, DUMBASS!" Church exclaimed.

Ed dropped down for the cover! 1...2...Al kicks out! Eddy shouted "Stay on him, Lumpy, make him feel it!" as Ed picked up Alphonse and then lifted him up and then Powerbombed him into the corner! Alphonse stumbled out of it, and then got popped into the air and landed face-first on the mat with impact! He then stumbled up to his feet off that as Ed ran the ropes AND GOT NAILED WITH ANOTHER CONCRETE-LIKE HEADBUTT BY ED! Al was laid out as Ed made the cover! 1...2...Another kick out! Rolf urged for a tag, and Ed quickly picked up Al to make the tag to Rolf, but that when Al tried to fight back with some rights to Ed. Rolf stopped that with a knee to the skull, and then the two lifted up Al, and then backed up, before running and NAILED A DOUBLE POWERBOMB ON HIM!

"DOUBLE POWERBOMB! Alphonse has been isolated from Edward, and he's taking a massive beating! And Edward's force to watch, and Eddy's yukking it up!" Church called as Eddy was indeed enjoying it all after the prior history while Double D told him to keep it down.

"As he should, because the Elrics are sucking it up! The one time we need you to be good, you're doing this to us! This is why I never cheer for, you're always a couple of Blues!" Sarge stated.

Rolf dropped down for the cover...1...2...KICK OUT AGAIN! But Rolf stayed on him as he locked in a Headlock, saying "Perhaps you should give up now, yes, Elric-boy?" while Alphonse gritted his teeth. Eddy urged Al to give up from ringside, while Edward was gritting his teeth, shouting for him to hang on. The UCA fans began to clap, and Al fed off their energy as he slowly tried to get back up, but Rolf's grip was like iron. He wasn't letting go as they stood up...but then Al suddenly nailed an Upward Kick from his position to Rolf's head, forcing him to let go! Rolf shook his head as he focused back but got an Enziguri from Alphonse which dazed him more, and then ANOTHER! Rolf was out on his feet as Al got up, and then he JUMPED OVER HIM-BUT GOT CAUGHT BY ROLF! Alphonse tried to reach out to his brother for the tag, but he wasn't close enough, before getting Spinebustered to the mat hard!

"And Al was SO CLOSE to getting the tag, but Rolf's too damn strong, he wasn't letting go of him no matter what! And that resulted in pain!" Church stated.

"I should have known better than to believe in the Elrics! You ALWAYS let me down, a truly impressive job, only outdone by Grif." Sarge said.

Rolf breathed a sigh of relief before picking up Alphonse, and he then lifted him for a Suplex, BUT THEN ALPHONSE FLIPPED THROUGH IT, LANDING ON HIS FEET...

...AND LEAPED OUT TO EDWARD FOR THE TAG!

"I SPOKE TOO SOON! THERE'S THE DAMN TAG!" Church stated.

"FINALLY, A HOT TAG I CAN LIKE! NOW DO SOMETHING, YOU DAMN ELRIC!" Sarge exclaimed.

The UCA contingent exploded as Edward got in, and a surprised Rolf tried to hit him, but Edward ducked, and KNOCKED Ed off the apron with a Dropkick, and then came back to nail a Flying Forearm on Rolf, then another when he bounced off the ropes! Rolf got up, and Edward ran the ropes, and went for a Springboard Crossbody...but Rolf rolled through it, and stood up with Edward in his arms and with a roar, he lifted him high up BUT EDWARD ADJUSTED HIMSELF TO TURN IT INTO AN INVERTED DDT IN ONE MOTION! Edward then quickly climbed the top rope, steadied himself...AND NAILED A DIVING SPLASH ON ROLF!

"EDWARD WITH A FLURRY! Rolf can barely keep up with the speedier Edward, and the alchemist is pretty much flaming right now!" Church called.

"See, I never doubted you stupid Elrics! Never a doubt! Now go and win this damn thing quick!" Sarge exclaimed.

Edward waited for Rolf to get up, as Eddy and Double D at ringside tried to warn him, and when he did, he grabbed for the Equivalent Exchange. But Rolf managed to elbow him off at the last second, and then Rolf ran the ropes as he ducked a Forearm and came back with THE CLOTHESLINE FROM THE OLD COUNTRY-DUCKED AND CAUGHT! AND PLANTED WITH THE EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE!

"EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE! ROLF TRIED TO GET HIM, BUT HE SAW THAT THING COMING A MILE AWAY!" Church called.

"IT WAS SO HUGE, HOW COULD HE NOT?!" Sarge exclaimed...with some snickering in the crowd behind him.

Rolf was laid out as Edward dropped down for the cover! ONE...

TWO...

...EDWARD CAME IN AT THE LAST SECOND, AND DEADLIFTED HIM OF OF ROLF AND GERMAN'D HIM HARD!

"HOLY SHIT, THE POWER! ED MADE IT LOOK SO EASY, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS TEX! AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING!" Church called.

Ed stood up to his feet, but then got Dropkicked out of the ring by a Springboarding Alphonse who came back in! Ed managed to stay on his feet on the outside, so Alphonse went for a Suicide Dive THAT GOT CAUGHT ON ED'S SHOULDER! Alphonse flailed around as Ed spun him around for the Eledrifier (F5)...

...

...BUT ALPHONSE TURNED IT INTO A DDT ON THE PADDED CONCRETE INSTEAD!

"Now Alphonse with the reversal! Quick thinking by the Armor Alchemist to avoid disaster and deal with Ed!" Church called.

In the ring, Edward was slowly coming to after the German, groaning as he stood up and went over to Rolf...but then got popped up into the air and European Uppercut as he came down with authority! Rolf then picked him up and got him into a Fireman's Carry as he carried him around for a big move...but then Alphonse came in with a Springboard Dropkick to the face! That stunned Rolf enough to let go of Ed, who landed behind him, and then grabbed him into a Wheelbarrow, then lifted him high towards Alphonse...

...AND THEN THEY HIT A WHEELBARROW/SITOUT FACEBUSTER COMBO ON ROLF!

"OOOHH! Now THAT was a move worthy of the Reds! ...ACK, I PRAISED THE ELRICS! IT'S KILLING ME! HELP!" Sarge gasped in pain.

"While Sarge deals with his own nonsense, HERE'S THE COVER!" Church called.

Ed turned Rolf over and made the pin!

ONE...

TWO...

...KICK OUT BY ROLF!

"Ah dammit, what a pain! Rolf, go back to your country already!" Sarge cursed.

"Rolf survives, but the shoe's on the other foot right now! The EPA is in massive trouble!" Church called.

Frustrated, Edward had Rolf get on the apron and tagged him in, and from there it was a Back Elbow by Edward, then a Dropkick to the back by Al, and Edward caught Rolf in his arms, then an Enziguri to the back of the head by Al to follow up with the Equivalent Exchange by Ed! That flurry of moves allows Alphonse to make the cover! 1...2..Rolf kicks out! Alphonse picks up Rolf and nails a few Chops to the chest, before Irish Whipping him, but Rolf reversed it to send Alphonse into the corner. But the Alchemist suddenly leaped at it, and nailed a Springboard Crossbody off the corner on Rolf! Al then rolled onto the apron before standing up on it, then nailing a Springboard Elbow Drop on Rolf!

"And Rolf has been isolated himself, being assaulted completely! The tables have turned, and Ed's still down on the outside, out like a light!" Church called.

"For once, the Elrics are doing their job, and I...can't say I love it! I JUST CAN'T LIKE THE ELRICS! SO JUST WIN AND END MY MISERY!" Sarge exclaimed.

As the Elrics were working on Rolf, Ed was still down on the outside, and Eddy and Double D were trying to wake him up to no avail. Eddy cried out in frustration, knowing if he didn't wake up, they were going to lose, asking "What are we going to do, Sockhead?!" while Double D tried to think, before suddenly snapping his fingers as he realized what to do. He then took a deep breath before he started to chant... "Feed Ed More! Feed Ed More!" while Eddy was briefly confused, before catching on and then started to chant as well!

"What in the blue fuck are they doing?" Church questioned.

"I don't like this, I don't trust those Eds..." Sarge muttered.

They continued to chant, and some fans who knew what they were doing, started to chant as well...and soon it spread all across the arena as "FEED ED MORE!" continued. It was as loud as it was going to be, and from there, Ed actually began to twitch, the chants getting louder, as he started to tremble, and Edd and Eddy shouted it one more time...

...

...

...

...BEFORE ED SUDDENLY SHOT UP LIKE A ROCKET, ROARING! The crowd popped as he roared, shouting "FEED ED MOOOOOOOOREEEEE!"

"OH SON OF A...! FUCK, THIS IS HIS SHTICK FROM APEX! EDDY KNEW THEY NEEDED A JOLT, AND THEY FUCKING GAVE IT TO ED!" Church exclaimed.

"I FORGOT THAT ED IS A HUGE NERD! NEEERRRDD! AND THEY HAD HIM GO BACK RYBACK MODE! DAMN YOU, YOU EDS!" Sarge shouted.

The Elrics, who had been working on Rolf the whole time, were stunned by Ed's resurgence on the outside, and Edward quickly told Alphonse to try and take care of Rolf quickly. He quickly ran and kicked Rolf in the face to stun him, before picking him up, grabbing him by the head and running towards the corner with it, climbing it...

...ROLF STAYED ON HIS FEET TO AVOID THE ARMOR CHANGER! Alphonse landed on his feet behind Rolf and got a SPINNING ELBOW to the face that forced him down and away. Ed had gotten on the apron was practically chomping at the bit, and Rolf ran towards him, BUT GOT A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE TO SLOW HIM DOWN BY AL! Rolf was down on a knee, and Alphonse grabbed him by the head, trying to keep him away from Ed! Rolf tried to reach out to Ed, but Alphonse kept hold of Rolf to keep him at bay...

...

...BUT ROLF SUDDENLY BACK DROPPED AL HIGH INTO THE SKY AND DOWN TO THE MAT HARD! AND ROLF JUMPED OUT TO MAKE THE TAG!

"ROLF GOT THE TAG! ED'S ABOUT TO EAT SOME ELRICS!" Church shouted.

"GODDAMMIT, YOU ELRICS, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SACRIFICE YOURSELVES FOR THE GREATER GOOD!" Sarge exclaimed.

The non-UCA fans exploded as Ed came while Al got up right into a Big Boot that sent him down with force. Al stumbled up right into another Big Boot to the face that sent him down, and then Ed yanked him up and lifted him overhead in a Gorilla Press AND SLAMMED HIM DOWN RIGHT INTO EDWARD TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE APRON! Alphonse was out for a loop, but then got grabbed Ed and thrown into a corner. Ed roared and ran at Al, but Al ducked and Ed crashed into the corner, stumbling back. Al then pulled himself up the corner, before diving off...

...AND GOT CAUGHT IN THE ARMS OF ED! Al was in shock, but then got lifted up on the shoulders in a Prawn Hold AND POWERBOMBED! But Ed held on to Al, lifted him up, and POWERBOMBED HIM AGAIN!

...

...

...AND POWERBOMBED HIM A THIRD TIME! Ed ROARED as he shouted "FEED ED MORE! FEED ED MOOORRREE!"

"Ed is just on a TEAR! He's eating tremendously, and the Elrics are in serious trouble!" Church called.

"Do something, you damn Elrics! People told me you were decent on Twitter yesterday! Or was that a lie?!" Sarge questioned.

Ed then went over to the corner, and began pumping his arm as he continued to chant "Feed Ed! Feed Ed!" as he waited for Alphonse to get up to his feet. And once he did, Ed ran and hit with the Gravy Ladle (Running Lariat w/Theatrics) to lay him out and he stood up and roared as the crowd popped. Eddy then shouted "FINISH! IT! ED!" as Ed nodded as he picked up Al, and then lifted him up onto his shoulders by his side. He then backed up and proceeded to run...

...

...INTO THE DEPTH OF HADES (Ryback's Shellshock)-DENIED! Edward came back in and pulled Alphonse off Ed's shoulders just in time, and Ed turned around around into an Enziguri from Edward! Ed stumbled on his feet, and Edward grabbed him to nail a Dragon Suplex on Ed!

"Edward coming in to save Alphonse from Hades itself! That was way too close for fucking comfort right there!" Church called.

"Next time, BE FASTER! You damn Elric, do your job better!" Sarge exclaimed.

Edward then began to motion for Ed to get up, winding up his automail arm as much as he could, the fans knowing what he wanted next. He waited as Ed got back up, and then he ran the ropes...

...

...AND AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE-NOT CONNECTING BECAUSE ROLF CAME IN AND BICYCLE KICKED HIS HEAD OFF!

"ROLF! Rolf with the freakin' save outta nowhere! He just kicked Edward's fucking head off!" Church exclaimed.

"See?! This is why I didn't trust them! Because their heads are too easily detachable! That means they can't win!" Sarge proclaimed.

Rolf picked up Edward, and shouted "ED-BOY! JAWBREAKER!" which got Ed's attention immediately as he salivated "JAWBREAKER! YUM YUM! FEED ED JAWBREAKER!" as Rolf threw Edward at him, and he got nailed with a Jawkbreaker from Ed! Edward stumbled back into the arms of Rolf, and then got lifted up and put up on the shoulders of Ed, and Rolf held onto him...

...

...AND PLANTED WITH A POWERBOMB/NECKBREAKER COMBO! Rolf made the cover as he shouted for Ed to keep watch!

"AND EDWARD GOT FOLDED UP LIKE AN FUCKING ACCORDIAN FROM A SPANISH POLKA SHOW! And Rolf makes the cover!" Church called.

"No, this can't be helping! We need a hero to save us!" Sarge exclaimed.

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2...

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ALPHONSE FLEW IN AND HIT ED WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK TO SEND HIM INTO ROLF, BREAKING UP THE PIN!

"...Well you're not a damn hero, BUT I'LL TAKE IT!" Sarge shouted.

"ALPHONSE WITH THE SAVE FOR HIS BROTHER AND UCA! And not a moment too soon!" Church exclaimed.

Rolf was stunned as he got up, but got a forearm from Al, who then hit Ed with one as stumbled back up. He began to alternate forearms between the two before throwing a kick towards Ed who caught it, and threw it away, but CAUSED Al to nail Rolf with a Roundhouse instead! Ed panicked and lifted Al for a move, but he managed to slip through it and land on his feet, grab Ed by the head as he jumped up AND DROPKICKED ROLF TO USE AS A SPRINGBOARD, NAILING ED WITH A TORNADO DDT OFF IT!

"Now that's some innovation right there! Alphonse trying to fight off the EPA to keep this match alive, fighting for his life!" Church called.

"He better...or at least sacrifice his life for the titles to stay here! IT'S ALL IT'S GOOD FOR!" Sarge exclaimed.

Al stood back on his feet as he watched Rolf stumble around, and went for another Dropkick BUT ROLF CAUGHT HIM BY THE LEGS! Alphonse was stunned, and then horrified as Rolf shouted "IT IS TIME FOR THE GREAT GOAT SPIN OF ROLF'S LAZY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING YOUTH!" before he began TO GIANT SWING A FLAILING AL! The crowd popped loudly as they began to count the swings! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN! FIFTEEN! SIXTEEN! SEVENTY! EIGHTEEN! NINETEEN! TWENTY! Rolf had spun Alphonse twenty times before he launched him RIGHT into the corner with no care, Al splatting against it like a fly!

"For the love of fuckin' god, Rolf took Alphonse on a spin he never wanted to be on! And he ended with a motherfucking crash!" Church called.

"Somebody help that damn Elric, he's spun out of control and about to die horribly!" Sarge added.

Rolf snorted, as if blowing out smoke through his nostrils before he stared at the fallen Al, who was slowly getting to all fours before he ran the ropes for the Clotheseline from the Old-EDWARD PULLED THE ROPES DOWN FROM THE APRON! Rolf went flying over the ropes and down to the outside hard as a result, and Edward breathed sigh of relief before he went to check on his brother in the ring. But Ed was back up, as he suddenly grabbed Edward and GERMANED HIM ACROSS THE RING AS IF HE WEIGHED NOTHING! Ed roared once more before he went over to Edward, but then got DROPKICKED in the back by Alphonse, who had recovered enough to try and help his brother! Ed stumbled but stayed on his feet, and turned his attention to Al who he grabbed and SLAMMED into the corner hard! He then lifted him up onto the corner and looked for a Chokeslam from there, but Al was fighting, refusing to be grabbed! Ed then made his way up top to try and fight Alphonse, thinking he could make it easier for himself...

...but that was a BAD idea by Ed, as EDWARD came and grabbed him in a Prawn Hold from behind! Ed's eyes widened as that gave Al time to grab Ed by the head...

...

...AND THEY HIT HIM WITH A POWERBOMB/ARMOR CHANGER COMBO FROM THE CORNER!

"OH SHIT! The Elrics got Ed, they got Ed big time! Powerbomb! Armor Changer! ALL IN ONE MOVE! Ed is LAID OUT!" Church exclaimed.

"DO IT, ELRICS! DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE IN YOU MISERABLE BLUE LIVES!" Sarge shouted.

Eddy panicked massively as Ed managed to hook the leg of Ed off that!

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2...

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ROLF CAME IN AND BIEL THREW EDWARD ACROSS THE RING INSTEAD!

"And now ROLF makes the save! Keeping their tag titles hope alive the only way he can...by throwing people around like they're assholes!" Church called.

"Well, the Elrics are assholes, so that makes sense." Sarge stated causally.

Al ran at Rolf, but got a Knee Lift to the face instead, followed by a Big Boot to take him down! Rolf then grabbed Alphonse, and Irish Whipped him into the corner and ran after him, but Al had leaped at the corner, and Springboarded off it towards Rolf, WHO CAUGHT HIM IN HIS ARMS! Al's eyes went wide as he got a Fallaway Slam for his troubles. From there, he picked up Alphonse, and then lifted him up into a Crucifix, backing up...then running...

...but Edward came in and pulled Alphonse out of the Crucifix Powerbomb in time, and grabbed Rolf for a Standing Side Slam! Panicking, Eddy began to check under the ring at the ring, as the two Elrics picked up Rolf and NAILED HIM WITH A DOUBLE EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE!

"And now Rolf's been planted by the Elrics! The Elrics have got complete control of this match, and what the fuck is Eddy doing?" Church questioned.

"He's going to accept that his defeat is coming that's what! Rolf is gone, and Ed is down, and thus, the Elrics will do their one good thing for the Reds! ...Which makes me vomit." Sarge deadpanned.

The Elrics then grabbed Rolf and threw him out of the ring hard, before Edward motioned for them to finally finish off Ed. Al nodded as they turned around right into Ed just SITTING UP!

"WHAT THE FUCK?! What the hell, I thought Ed was dead, he SHOULD be from that! But HE JUST SAT THE FUCK UP LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG!" Church called.

"WHAT'S GOING ON?! IS THIS SOME DIVINE BLUE INTERVENTION! I DEMAND ANSWERS!" Sarge raged.

The Elrics were taken back, almost freaked out by it, as Ed's eyes were rolled up to the back of his head, showing the white of his eyes. They didn't know what was going on until they heard a raspy voice. And they turned to ringside...

...and saw Eddy with an URN he got from under the ring! The crowd popped loudly as he raised the urn, speaking in a Paul Bearer impression, "Oh yeees... Yeeeessss... RISE EDERTAKER! RIIIIIISSSEEE!"

"AH SON OF A BITCH! THAT GODDAMN EDDY! HE PULLED OUT AN URN, HE KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN! NOW ED IS...THE EDERTAKER!" Church shouted.

"...RUN ELRICS! RUUUUUNNN!" Sarge urged.

The Elrics were stunned by this as they saw Ed get up now, and they began to swarm him and both land repeated blows on him to keep him down! But he just pushed them away and began to nail them both with rights over and over! He then knocked down Edward and Booted Al down, before picking up Edward and lifted him before dropping him with Snake Eyes in the corner, and then nailed a Boot off the ropes, and then ran the ropes once more to hit a Leg Drop on the downed Edward! Ed then got up and Alphonse came in with a few forearms as Ed was getting up before he ran the ropes RIGHT INTO A GOOZLE TO THE THROAT! FOLLOWED BY A CHOKESLAM! Ed's eyes rolled in the back of the head as he muttered "Rest...in...peace...Elrics," as Eddy continued to hold up the urn as he made the Bearer noises, and Double D was in disbelief as he thought.

"Eddy, did you plant that urn under the ring before the show in case this happened? Did you plan for this?!" Double D questioned.

"Quiet Sockhead, I'm trying to be Eddy Bearer so I can get us this win," Eddy retorted before going back to the impression. "Gooodd, Edertaker, goood... Finish them...for Evil Tim..."

"The fucking Edertaker is laying waste to the Elrics, and fuck, Eddy may have had this planned from the start! That sneaky bastard!" Church realized.

"Son of a bitch, I hope you never get another quarter again, Eddy! EVER!" Sarge exclaimed.

Ed went over to Edward, and then placed him between his leg, and lifted him up for The Last Ride...but Ed quickly flipped through it and turned it into a DDT! Ed held his head in pain as he slowly got back up, but got grabbed by Edward and then planted with a Gourdbuster! Edward made the cover! 1...2...Ed kicks out emphatically! Edward then climbed the top rope, and wanted to stay on him, and waited for Ed to get up before diving down and him AND GOT CAUGHT BY THE THROAT AND PLANTED WITH A CHOKESLAM! The non-UCA fans were loving it as he then gave the cutthroat gesture to a loud roar from the crowd.

"Oh no...I think the end may be near...!" Church called.

"Not good...NOT GOOD..." Sarge stated.

Ed picked up Edward from them, and then lifted him up for the signature move of Taker...

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...but Edward fought against it before managing to slip out behind Ed! He then ran the ropes and AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE-DOESN'T CONNECT BECAUSE HE GOT IMMEDIATELY LIFTED UPSIDE DOWN, BELLY-TO-BELLY STYLE...

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"TOMBSTONED! The TombstonED Piledriver freakin' CONNECTS! RIGHT ONTO HIS DAMN HEAD! EDWARD ELRIC HAS BEEN SENT TO HELL!" Church called.

"DAMN YOU ELRICS! DAMN YOU EDS! DAMN ALL OF YOU FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE! THIS IS WHY I AM A RED, DAMMIT!" Sarge shouted.

Ed then placed both of Edward's hand over his own body for the pin, as Eddy cackled and Jimmy made the count!

"And here's the covers! FOR THE TITLES!" Church called.

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"AND-NO TITLES! NO TITLES FOR ED! ALPHONSE MAKES THE SAVE OF A FUCKIN' LIFETIME!" Church called.

"THANK EVERYTHING RED FOR THAT! CLEARLY, THE POWER OF THE REDS INHABITED ALPHONSE FOR A BIT!" Sarge shouted.

The crowd exploded as Ed held his back, and Alphonse dragged Edward to their corner, and tagged himself in when he got on the apron. He then got in and gave Ed Dropkick to the face that sent him into the corner. Al then ran and nailed Ed in the face with a Corner Dropkick, and then caught him with a Bulldog as he came stumbling out! Alphonse then waited for Ed to get back up before going for an Enziguri, but Ed ducked it, and when Al got back up, he was grabbed by the throat! Ed went for another Chokeslam, but Al managed to slip out of it land behind Ed and nail him with an Enziguri to stun him. From there, he grabbed him by the head AND PLANTED HIM WITH THE ARMOR CHANGER! COVER! 1...2...

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...KICKOUT! Al sighed, but knew what he had to do as he dragged Ed over to the corner. He then climbed up the corner, before sizing up Ed, and then flipping off...

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...ED ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Alphonse landed on his feet though JUST TO GET BLASTED WITH A RUNNING KNEE SMASH BY ROLF!

"ROLF OUT OF NOWHERE! He came in and just kneed Alphonse to oblivion, to help out Ed! At the worst possible time!" Church called.

"SOMEONE STOP HIM! Eds at ringside, betray Rolf! Quick!" Sarge begged.

Rolf then quickly got back onto the apron and shouted "Dead Ed-Boy! Tag Rolf in!" and the Edertaker obliged as he tagged in Rolf, and the two picked up Al, grabbed him by the throat...

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...AND DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!

"DOUBLE CHOKESLAM BY THE EPA! ALPHONSE PLANTED FOR THE PURSUIT OF MONEY AND GOLD!" Church called.

"This can't be happening! IT CAN'T BE! SAVE US!" Sarge shouted.

Rolf dropped down for the cover!

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"NO! It's NOT over! Alphonse SURVIVES! I don't know how he did, but he got past it! We still got a title match!" Church called.

"Stop making my heart race, you damn Elrics! This is why I don't like rooting for you!" Sarge proclaimed.

Eddy was beside himself as Double D tried to calm him down, but Rolf simply said "Dead Ed-Boy, let's finish it!" as he then went over to the corner. And from there, Ed lifted Alphonse into Tombstone position...while Rolf stood up top...and Eddy realized what happened, and went back to being Eddy Bearer shouting "Oh YEEESSS..."...

"OH NO... Not that...not a SPIKE TOMBSTONED PILEDRIVER...!" Church called. "IF THAT HIT, IT'S OVER!"

"THIS IS WHY I WAS AGAINST THIS! NEVER TRUST AN ELRIC! NEVER TRUST AN ELRIC!" Sarge shouted angrily.

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...EDWARD SHOWED UP ON THE APRON AND SHOVED ROLF OFF, WHERE HE CRASHED ONTO THE EDS WHO CRIED IN SURPRISE!

"EDWARD! Edward Elric to the RESCUE! He saves his brother from certain annihilation!" Church called.

"Oh that was too close! And look...the URN went flying! THE URN WENT FLYING!" Sarge exclaimed.

The urn indeed went flying as it hit the ground and rolled back under the ring, and Ed was about to hit the Tombstone Piledriver...when suddenly, he snapped out of it and reverted back to being normal Ed. He looked around as he held Alphonse, and said...

"Guys, where's the butter toa-

ALPHONSE SLIPS OUT OF THE TOMBSTONED BECAUSE OF THIS! Ed was stunned, and got a Gamengiri for his troubles as he staggers around, and Al grabbed him, and climbed up the corner for another Armor Changer, but Ed stayed on his feet, and caught him on his shoulders! Then he shifted it to try for the Eledrifier, but Al just managed to slip out and push Ed RIGHT INTO AN AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE THAT FLATOUT DESTROYED HIM!

"AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE! EDWARD FINALLY GOT IT! AFTER SAVING HIS BROTHER, HE DAMN NEAR SENT ED'S HEAD TO THE FREAKIN' MOON WITH HIS AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE!" Church shouted.

"I ENJOY IT IMMENSELY, JUST THIS ONCE! BUT ED'S NOT THE LEGAL MAN! ROLF IS!" Sarge pointed out.

Edward went for the pin, but no count from Jimmy, as Al told his brother that Rolf was the legal man. Edward groaned at this, and two rolled out of the ring and picked up Rolf, throwing him back in. After managing to tag back in Edward, from there, Alphonse climbed the corner as Edward held Rolf in a Neckbreaker position...

"Oh they're looking to finish this off with the FMA! Fullmetal Alchemist! This'll do it for sure!" Church stated.

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...but Rolf suddenly came to life, and grabbed Ed from behind in a Full Nelson and threw him away with a Dragon Suplex! Alphonse was shocked but he dived off towards Rolf AND GOT NAILED WITH THE CLOTHESLINE FROM THE OLD COUNTRY, SPINNING HIM INSIDE OUT!

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING SHIT! ALPHONSE ELRIC MAY BE DEAD!" Church stated.

"GODDAMMIT, HE GOT HIM!" Sarge exclaimed. "HE GOT HIM WITH HIS-"

"He got him with HUGE COC! That thing was HUGE!" Donut suddenly shouted, popping in between from the crowd. "It was so big! I wouldn't want to ever feel THAT!"

Church and Sarge just looked at Donut, almost blankly before Sarge said, "...Why the hell are you here, Donut?"

"Oh, I was just helping the guys set up stuff around here! I thought it'd be nice, but I couldn't help but take notice! What a COC!" Donut stated. "Well, I'll get back to the back! Later, Sarge, keep doing your thing!"

Donut then walked off, as Church and Sarge just stared at each other almost awkwardly, and Church said, "...We don't speak of that again. Ever."

"Agreed."

Alphonse was completely laid out as Rolf slowly got back up to his feet and turned around AND DUCKED AN AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE! Edward stumbled forward as Rolf ran the ropes AND NOW EDWARD DUCKED THE CLOTHESLINE FROM THE OLD COUNTRY! The two then turned to each other, arms raised as they stood off, and the crowd cheered loudly.

"Oh boy...we got a couple of Lariat, Clothesline masters facing off finally! This is going to be really violent, people!" Church called.

Rolf stated "You are good, yes, Elric...but you will not defeat the Son of a Shepard at his own game!" and Edward just smirk, saying "Wanna bet?" before they began trading rights to cheers from the crowd. Eventually, Rolf got the better of Edward as he backed him up, and Irish Whipped him into the ropes, and lifted him as he came back. Edward landed behind Rolf though and grabbed his arm AND PULLED HIM INTO AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE! But Rolf ducked it and then used the arm holding to Irish Whip Edward hard into a far corner! Edward stumbled out of it, as Rolf bounced off the ropes towards for THE CLOTHESLINE FROM THE OLD COUNTRY BUT EDWARD DUCKED! Rolf turned around and DUCKED A CLOTHESLINE! Edward turned around AND DUCKED A CLOTHESLINE! The two stood up and THREW CLOTHESLINES AT EACH OTHER WHERE THERE ARMS STRUCK AND HOOKED EACH OTHER! They stared each other down with hooked arms as the crowd cheered!

"It's a Lariat/Clothesline fest here at Post-Clash Bash! They trying to to take each other's heads off and you can only wonder who blinks first!" Church called.

"It better be Rolf! If it's Elric, I'll add to his pain by making him hang out with Grif! And that's a fate worse than death..." Sarge warned.

The two smirked at each other before they suddenly began to attack each other with rights while their arms were still hooked with each other as the crowd cheered. It even got to them kicking each other to go along with the punching as they tried to beat each other down, the crowd loving. Their arms remained hooked and won't let each other go, and so they HEADBUTTED EACH OTHER! Rolf won that exchange with a far harder head as as Edward fell down to a knee, before Rolf was fine as he pulled Edward via their arms AND GOT AN ELBOW SMASH WHICH STUNNED ROLF! The two staggered on their face before giving each other FINAL PUNCHES SO HARD, it made them let go of each other's arms! They backed up before running back at each other AND EDWARD DUCKED ROLF'S CLOTHESLINE! Rolf turned around and DUCKED EDWARD'S CLOTHESLINE! The two ran the ropes one more time towards each other...

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...AND BLASTED EACH OTHER WITH THEIR CLOTHESLINES SO HARD, THEY FLIPPED THROUGH THEM AND LANDED ON THE GROUND SPRAWLED OUT AS THE CROWD EXPLODED!

"AND EDWARD AND ROLF JUST MURDERED EACH OTHER! DEATH BY CLOTHESLINE! EVERYONE'S DOWN NOW! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN NUTS! WHAT A TITLE MATCH!" Church stated.

"THE VIOLENCE HAS BEEN AWESOME, I LOVE DEATH BY CLOTHESLINE! WHAT A WAR! A WAR THE ELRICS BETTER DAMN WELL WIN!" Sarge exclaimed.

Everyone was down in the match as the crowd was going nuts over this match, and it stayed like this for a minute or two until Ed began to stir on the outside. And Eddy, who had managed to recover from the earlier crash by Rolf, shouted at Ed to get back on the apron. Ed did so, and Rolf managed to regain enough of himself to crawl over to his corner and tag Ed in. Groaning, Ed got in the ring as Edward was slowly pushing himself before bowling him over with a Shoulder Block! Edward rolled over to a corner, where he got a Stinger Splash, and was pulled right into a Spinebuster, and a cover! 1...2...Edward kicks out! Ed picked up Edward, who tried to fight back with punches to the gut, but got a headbutt to put him back down by Ed, and then lifted onto the shoulders.

"Ed's back in the ring, and this may be it! He's got Edward on his shoulders for the Eledrifier!" Church stated.

"Please, Edward, hang on! You damn Elric, you better not get hit with this or else! YOU BETTER NOT!" Sarge exclaimed.

Edward was struggling against the Eledrifier attempt, and then he managed to grab the top rope to keep it at bay! Ed tried to pull Edward away, but Edward wasn't letting go as he had an iron grip. However, Ed finally managed to pull him away as a tap was heard, and then Ed spun Edward off...

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...Edward managed to land on his feet though! Ed was stunned as he went for a Lariat, but Edward ducked it and Ed turned around INTO A SPIRNGBOARD CLOTHESLINE FROM ALPHONSE!

"ALPHONSE! Flying in to take out Ed! I think he tagged himself in when Ed was trying to pull Edward off the ropes! What a sneaky little play that was!" Church stated.

"It's why you can't trust an Elric, but at least it's working for us AND DAMMIT, there's Rolf!" Sarge called.

Rolf had come in and knocked Edward down, and then Booted Alphonse to the mat! He then dropped down to nail Al with a few rights to keep him stunned. He then picked up Alphonse and lifted him into a Fireman's Carry, and looked for something. But Al struggled against it, keeping Rolf from going through it, and from there, Edward shot up and Dropkicked Rolf in the face! The forced him to drop Al as he backed up into the ropes, and Edward stood AND IMMEDIATELY DUCKED DOWN TO AVOID ED WHO BARRELED INTO ROLF AND SENT HIM OUT OF THE RING!

"OOOHHH! FRIENDLY FIRE! ED RAN INTO ROLF, AND HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" Church exclaimed.

"THAT'S WHAT HAPPEN WITH AN ED! ALMOST AS BAD AS AN ELRIC!" Sarge exclaimed.

Ed was stunned by what he did, panicking as he apologized to Rolf when he turned around RIGHT INTO A FLYING AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE FROM EDWARD, WHO HAD LEAPED OFF AN ALL-FOURS ALPHONSE!

"OH FUCK! EDWARD FLYING OFF HIS OWN DAMN BROTHER TO TAKE ED'S HEAD OFF! JUST SICK!" Church exclaimed.

"AND THEY'RE NOT DONE!" Sarge pointed out.

Edward quickly picked up Ed as Alphonse climbed up the corner, and the elder brother held Ed in a Neckbreaker position, while Alphonse stood up top, and dived off...

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...AND THEY HIT THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!

"F! M! A! FULL! METAL! ALCHEMIST! THEY HIT IT FULL FORCE FINALLY!" Church exclaimed.

"ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU DID! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!" Sarge cried out.

Edward stood up on his feet, and quickly ran to the ropes AND SUICIDE DIVED ONTO A RECOVERING ROLF ON THE OUTSIDE! And that allowed Alphonse to make the pin as Jimmy counted!

"AND EDWARD TAKES CARE OF ROLF AS AL DOES THE REST! IS THIS IT?!" Church shouted.

"Ed, Rolf..." Sarge began.

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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.

"AND IT'S OVER! THE ELRICS HAVE SURVIVED AND RETAINED THE UCA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES!" Church shouted.

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"Here are your winners...and STILL the UCA World Tag Team Champions...Edward and Alphonse...THE ELRIIIIIIICCCSSSS!" Cait Sith announced.

Alphonse rolled off Ed, panting as he was exhausted while Edward rolled back into the ring, and helped up Alphonse as he hugged him. Alphonse hugged him back, and Jimmy handed them their titles which they happily took. They slowly stood up and raised them high for everyone to see, and the UCA fans chanted "ELRICS! ELRICS!" and Edward patted Al on the back, to note that he did a good job, who smiled in return. Edward proclaimed that titles were here to stay in UCA no matter what, and the two then took their leave of the ring.

"The Elrics had to go through a very game EPA, and through all sorts of gimmick changes, schemes by Eddy, and a wicked Clothesline to get here, but they survived. They are still the UCA World Tag Team Champions, and kept them here. They got one over on the Eds!" Church stated.

"And as they should have! If they didn't, I would have hated them forever! ...Well I already do so, but it would've been more than I already do! So good on you, Elrics, you won...now lose those titles next month!" Sarge exclaimed.

"The EPA is a great team, and they'll no doubt be Champions one day...but not today. Today belongs to the Elrics, and now they can look towards whoever wins between the Army of Two and Woodcrest's Most Wanted. Because whoever comes out on top there will be one hell of a challenger for the two of them." Church said.

The Eds and Rolf slowly recovered within the ring, and Eddy especially looked at the stage where he saw the Elrics celebrating their title win. Edward grinned as he raised up his title, shouting and bragging about his win to him, not forgetting the exchange at the beach one bit. Alphonse sighed before shaking his head as he eventually dragged Edward to the back, leaving Eddy to cry out in frustration and slam his fist over losing to Edward. Double D patted Eddy on the back, as Ed just said "Guys, I feel like I was a dead for a bit..." while Rolf shook his head as he told the Ed-boys they had to go...

...WHEN ROLF SUDDENLY GOT ROLLED UP IN A SCHOOL BOY!

"WHOA WHOA, WHAT THE FUCK?!" Church exclaimed in shock as Jimmy suddenly counted.

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"WHAT IN THE SAM BLUE HELL?!" Sarge shouted.

The Eds were stunned before they could do anything as the person rolled out of the ring, the entire crowd was confused by what was going. Rolf shot up in shock as everyone looked outside the ring...and suddenly, Cait Sith's voice was heard...

"Congratulations, PAUL, you are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"

Everyone was stunned as Jimmy handed the trainer, Paul, the Hardcore Title and he looked at it with a fierce gaze, his eyes seeing it as his chance to get back into the spotlight...

"PAUL?! WHAT THE FUCK?! NEW XCW HARDCORE CHAMPION?! OH SON OF A BITCH...!" Church exclaimed as he got the realization.

"ROLF'S XCW HARDCORE CHAMPION! IT'S 24/7 RULES! IT'S A CROSSOVER EVENT, WHICH MEANS...!" Sarge exclaimed.

"THE RULES ARE IN FUCKING PLACE RIGHT NOW! THAT TITLE IS ON THE LINE 24/7!" Church shouted.

The Eds and Rolf were stunned by what they were seeing as Paul stared at them, title in hand...before Rolf's look morphed into one of anger. And that was Paul's cue to GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE as he ran up the ramp! Rolf exited the ring, shouting "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS SLIGHT ON ROLF!", and chased after Paul. The Eds, panicking at the thought of losing the title from XCW, followed Rolf and executed their classic running styles, constantly shouting they had to get the title back as the four of them chased Paul to the back.

"Paul's the new XCW Hardcore Champion, and that means all hell is going to break loose! We're going to have some fucking 24/7 shit around here!" Church stated.

"Let it be known that I, Sarge, Leader of the Reds, am a former XCW Hardcore Champion! So if UCA needs to take this title for ourselves...you know where to find me and my shotgun." Sarge stated as he pumped his shotgun in readiness. "They'll get Sarge'd soon."

"...Right. Sure. Whatever works for you, Sarge." Church deadpanned.


The camera goes backstage to a locker room, where we finds Bugs Bunny himself, the representative of XCW, readying himself in his locker room. He chuckled to himself as he savored the moment...

"Wow, being back here is something else, huh? And here I thought that Internet Title deal was the only time." Bugs smiled to himself. "Always good to come back here. So many good memories, I never tire of them..."

"Gee, I wonder how many of them were made at my expense, buster..."

Bugs narrowed his eyes at the sound of the familiar voice, and he turned around...to come face to face with DAFFY DUCK, his eternal rival, who was glaring at him from the doorway. Bugs returned the glare with one just as strong, as the UCA fans were making massive noise. Boos, cheers, it didn't matter, it was just noise at this legendary rivalry once again being before them, a rivalry that initially defined UCA.

"Wow, didn't think you had the guts to face me before Abolishment. Didn't want to get your tail whipped like a maroon too early..." Bugs stated.

"Ooooohhh SHUT UP!" Daffy bit back hard. "Like you could even do that. The only reason I'm even here is because the company hosting this place is the one where I got a second lease on a career. The one where I was the first World Champion. Where I could have been the man! ...Then YOU took that away, like you've done everything else to me."

"Daffy, I simply put my best effort forward, and was rewarded for it." Bugs retorted. "Stop blaming me for everything that's happened to you. Force brought me in all those years ago to help build the company and represent it so it could be what it is today. If you can't see that you helped with that, well that's on you being a maroon. I was chosen as the one to run with the mantle at first, and I ran with it."

"Yeah, you represented UCA sooooo well when you basically turned your back on everyone. Those were good times." Daffy grinned maliciously. "I certainly think they were. You certainly showed what you REALLY were, and I never forget that. No one has."

"I know..." Bugs grimaced at those memories. "Don't have a lot of good memories there, did a lot of things I'm not proud of today. But I accept them, and they made me who I am today. And at the least, those times also showed us the GOOD Daffy too. Whatever happened to that Daffy, huh? I thought he was here to stay after we retired..."

"...He died when he realized nothing changed between us at all." Daffy stated coldly. "And it shows here, that YOU'RE getting a match with no emotion or weight behind it with Sonic, while I'm left with NOTHING. AGAIN. Nothing's changed one bit. It's always ABOUT YOU."

"Is there a point to this visit, Daffy?" Bugs asked, now getting irritated.

"A point? Well, I just wanted to let you know one thing at the least...savor this." Daffy proclaimed. "Savor it. Because it's the last match you'll ever have before you're joining the Knighthood at Abolishment. The last match you'll have before becoming an Assassin...so enjoy every bit of it with Sonic out there. At Abolishment...it's all going to end for you. In fact...you and Sonic? You're both going to be forced to admit defeat, and realize who truly are the better men between us all. So take it all in...and know it's all going to end soon when I make you quit once and for all."

Daffy then began to leave on that note...but then Bugs stopped him with a final question...

"...Why did it have to come to this again, Daf?" Bugs questioned bitterly. "We ended it here in UCA. At Final Clash. In 1996. Why couldn't you just let it go once and for all?"

Daffy remained silent at those words for a bit as Bugs looked at him, wanting an answer for that at least. But then Daffy turned around, and he glared at him with hate, and said...

"Because you're despicable, Bugs Bunny. And always will be."

Daffy then walked off on that note, leaving Bugs to just frown at those words, and how this never seemed to end with him and Daffy. But he took a deep breath, knowing he could do so at Abolishment. For now, he had a match with Sonic to get to as he mentally prepared himself. If Daffy was right on one thing...it was that he should enjoy it. To the fullest...


And we go to another area backstage, through some of the hallways in the Barclays Center...

...and there we Paul come into view after turning a corner with the Hardcore Title in hand, the Eds & Rolf hot on his tail!

"It's PAUL! Paul's still running for his goddamn life, and who can blame him?!" Church exclaimed.

"RUN PAUL RUN! RUN LIKE THE RED YOU ARE!" Sarge proclaimed.

Rolf was like a steaming ox, his nostrils spewing out smoke in rage as the panicking Eds improvised, and had Ed start throwing stuff at the running Paul, from chairs, to tables, to ladders, to toolboxes, to even Johnny from the Room ("YOU'RE TEARING ME APART ME, EDS!" Johnny shouted melodramatically). Paul dodged everything that was thrown his way...before catching a chair and throwing it casually at the incoming Johnny's face. Why? Because it was Johnny, that's why. Johnny crashed through a table, as Paul then kicked over a ladder to slow them down, but Rolf just barreled through the ladder, even lifting it up to use as a weapon if he caught up to Paul. Cursing under his breath, Paul turned a corner, and the Eds & Rolf did so easily as they ran like hell to catch him...

...but after the four ran out of view, a door opened behind them...to REVEAL PAUL. Paul exited the room he had in at the last second with a nod...

"Knew I could outsmart those idiots. Should be smooth sailing from here. I learned my lesson from Clash of the Titans." Paul said to himself as he turned around. "Just need to find a better hiding spot. Once this show's over, I'm in the cle-"

PAUL GOT GOLD CUTTER'D BY GOLD OUTTA NOWHERE!

"OH GOD! THE GOLD CUTTER! OUTTA NOWHERE!" Church shouted.

"THAT DAMN GOLD WAS LYING IN WAIT! YOU STUPID TRAINER! ...Wait, he's on UCA's side...DO IT AGAIN!" Sarge realized.

Paul was laid out as Gold then called for the referee he had, and the ref from XCW came in to make the count!

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"Congratulations, Gold, you are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!" The ref announced.

"ALRIGHT!" Gold cheered as he was handed the title. "Finally a champion again! Sorry, Paul, had to do it. Maybe better luck next time, now if you'll excuse me. I'll be heading off!"

Gold gave a salute as he ran off...

...only for his eyes to widen in pure shock AS HE GOT A MASSIVE SPLASH OFF A TALL CRATE BY PO! GOLD WAS CREAMED AS PO EXCITEDLY HOOKS THE LEG!

"IT'S FUCKING PO! PO JUST SQUASHED GOLD, AND NOW HE'S GOT THE COVER!" Church shouted.

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"DAMMIT, GOLD, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Sarge cursed.

Po stood up immediately, holding his head in shock as the ref handed him his new title belt...

"Congratulations, Po! You are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"

"Seriously?! AWESOME!" Po cheered. "WOO! My first major title! This is AWESOME! And here I thought I was gonna have to use the Wushi Finger Hold... The Dragon Warrior does the job, can't wait to show this to Hiccup! HARDCORE CHAMPION, AH YEAH!"

Po cheered to himself as he ran off in the distance, holding up his new title as he left the trainers down and out, not yet realizing what he has now entered...


The fans were cheering loudly at what was shown on the UniverseTron, and Sarge and Church looked at each other after that...

"...This is going to go on all night, isn't it?" Church asked.

"It sure is. And it's going to be GLORIOUS! The Hardcore Madness has BEGUN! ...But why is it that Po's the Champion now?! Dammit, that can't be reality! Someone substitute it with mine!" Sarge exclaimed.

"The Dragon Warrior is the Hardcore Champion now, but will he be Champion by the time this show ends? We'll find out soon enough! But for now, we got ourselves a certain match to get to! A match between two legends...perhaps their final big match before they go to war soon. And I think this is going to be a good one..." Church stated.

Come on and light the fuse, he's a rocket and he's ready to go

'Cause now the countdown has started and it's ready to blow

He's got the dope sounds pumpin' in his stereo (-eo!)

Kickin' ass fast, puttin' on a show

Go on and get yourself together, there's no time to rest

And if you put the time in, he'll put you to the test

He's like a runnin' man; in his world, more is less

And if you wanna test him best, bring your best

Don't make me spell it out, "bring your best!"

("His World" by Matty Lewis & Ali Tabatabaee)

The crowd cheered almost unanimously at the music, and from there, out came the one and only SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, bobbing his head to the music. He looked at the crowd bobbing to it as well, and looked at the camera to say "Hey, I did a solid for you, Tai, with my music! You owe me!" He then knelt down, fists on the ground as if preparing a run, before looking up and shouting "GOTTA GO FAST!" before running down the ramp in a blue blur, speeding around the ring repeatedly before jumping onto the apron and getting into the ring. He jumped onto the corner, and pumped a fist to the music, grinning the whole time.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing UCA, from Station Square, weighing in at 210 lbs..."The Blue Blur"...SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" Cait Sith announced.

"And Sonic with some new music for this event only, probably because of a certain Destined! And hey, he may not be wrong! It IS 'His World' here in UCA, as one of the greats of all time! The first-ever Grand Slam Champion, he's done it all here in UCA! And he's got a date with Mario at War Zone in an "I Quit" Match that promises to be the end!" Church stated.

"Are we going to forget what he did on Flame?! He wrecked Mario's castle with that party! He's a Blue degenerate, especially since he IS Blue! It makes me sick I have to root for him in this match because he's UCA! Dammit, I hope Mario kicks your ass next week!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Yeah, well, that will be dealt with next week. Because right now, Sonic is facing a fellow legend, a guy he feels like is very similar to him right now, and wants to face in a big time match. And trust me, this is going to be one hell of a match, because for something like this, they're gonna leave it all out there. Especially for Sonic." Church stated.

Sonic jumped off the corner before tapping his shoe, looking at an imaginary watch impatiently, waiting for his opponent to come, and he didn't have to wait long...

Who says the bunny can't rhyme, you're buggin'

If Bugs don't make you hop, you're buggin'

Take this Space Jam, don't stop, you're buggin'

Eh, you'll be buggin'

Who says the Bunny can't jam, you're buggin'

If you all don't know who I am, you're buggin'

Bugs ain't the coolest in the land, you're buggin

Eh, you'll be buggin'

("Buggin'" by Bugs Bunny)

The crowd exploded massively in unanimous cheers, and from the back came BUGS BUNNY to even louder cheers, carrot in hand. He smiled at the love he received from the UCA and non-UCA fans, chuckling to himself before spinning the carrot in hand and nibbling on it. He made his way down the ramp, holding up a fist for all the fans who were cheering him. He then entered the ring before climbing up the corner, and ate the carrot, before saying "Eeehh, what's up, docs?" to even louder cheers.

"And his opponent, representing XCW, from Burbank California, weighing in at 219 lbs..."The Animation Icon"...BUGS BUNNY!" Cait Sith announced.

"And here comes BUGS FREAKIN' BUNNY! For UCA fans, he was the first face of UCA, and helped build the company into what it is now! And that's not even counting the other accomplishments he's got throughout the business! A legend through and through, who is one of the great mainstays in XCW now! But for Sonic, he might as well be a mirror image to himself..." Church stated.

"Yeah, because he's ALSO facing his eternal rival at Abolishment in Daffy Duck, ALSO in a 'I Quit Match!' You think they had it buried back here in UCA, but old rivalries die hard. And if Bugs loses, he has to join the Knighthood! Lot on the line...WHICH I DON'T CARE FOR! SONIC, YOU BETTER WIN!" Sarge urged.

"Sonic and Bugs are two sides of the same coin, going into 'I Quit' matches with their most famous rivals, but tonight, these legends face each other one on one in a match everyone wants to see! And only one of them can win and get that momentum for their match! So much respect...but it's a battle between the speedy versus the clever!" Church exclaimed.

Bugs dropped down the corner and turned to Sonic, munching on his carrot, asking "What's up, Sonic?" while Sonic grinned as he replied with "Just ready to leave you in the dust, Bugs!" The bunny finished eating his carrot, and simply grinned as he rubbed his hands eagerly, Sonic jumped up and down, and Jimmy rang the bell!

"And here we go! BUGS! SONIC! Here at Post-Clash Bash! LET'S GET IT ON!" Church shouted.

The two met in the middle of the ring and Bugs held out a hand for a handshake, and Sonic grinned and shook the hand to a pop. The two circle each other then, and locked up, but only for a second as Sonic slipped out from it and kicked Bugs' leg from behind. Hissing, Bugs went for another lock-up, but Sonic ducked it quickly, and gave him a Drop Toe Hold, before rolling over him and giving him a lightning quick kick to the head. Bugs held his head as he stumbled up and went for a right, but Sonic ducked it, and bounced off the ropes and past a too slow bunny, and then back to him to hit a Hurricanrana, and when Bugs stumbled back up, he ran right into a Dropkick! Bugs rolled over to the corner, and looked at Sonic in surprise as he sat against it.

"And Bugs just taken back by the SPEED of Sonic! It's been awhile since Bugs saw that speed up close, and considering he was never the fastest, that just makes it worse!" Church stated.

"For once, I'm grateful for that damn speed! Use it to run around circles and turn Bugs inside out! Like an OCTOPUS! OR A PUMA!" Sarge exclaimed.

Sonic wagged his finger at his Bugs, grinning with "Too slow, Bugs!" and Bugs just grinned back, saying "We'll see about that, buster..." before getting up and circling him once more and locking up with him, and then getting Sonic in a waistlock. However, Sonic executed a Standing Switch, then Arm Dragged Bugs away. Bugs got back up, and caught a kick from Sonic before spinning him around, but Sonic caught him with a Dragon Whip instead! Bugs dropped down to all fours, crawling over to the ropes, and Sonic smirked before he ran the ropes and leaped at Bug WHO PULLED THE ROPES DOWN! Sonic went flying over them as a result and splatted onto the outside hard.

"OH DAMN! That's gotta hurt! I think Bugs lured Sonic into taking a bad spill! Whatever Bugs lacks in speed, he makes up for in being one clever little bunny." Church called.

"That's what made me not like Bugs! He's a sneaky rabbit who shouldn't be trusted! You shouldn't have trusted him, Sonic!" Sarge exclaimed.

Bugs looked at the writhing Sonic outside before shrugging at it, then got on the apron and dived off to hit a Double Ax Handle on a rising Sonic. He then picked up Sonic, and then Irish Whipped him hard into the barricade back-first, and he stumbled out of it right into a hard Clothesline. Bugs then threw Sonic back into the ring, and got back in to pick him up, but Sonic elbowed the bunny in the gut several times to get separation before running the ropes, but got caught with a Flapjack. Sonic Sonic stumbled up to his feet as Bugs ran the ropes himself and nailed a Running Boot to the face to bring him down. Bugs then drops down to hook the leg. 1...2...Sonic kicks out!

"Bugs' style is not flashy, but it's effective. A byproduct of him having started in the 50s and 60s, but sometimes, less is more. The style has won him so many titles, so you can't argue it." Church said.

"Yeah, well, I can certainly go against it. Give me flash all day! So Sonic, get flashy and fast! You need it to win!" Sarge urged.

Bugs picked up Sonic, and began to forearm him repeatedly in the face, backing him up into the corner and then Irish Whipping him into the opposite one. Bugs ran after him, but Sonic suddenly climbed up the corner and backflipped off it to land behind Bugs. The bunny turned around right into a Dropkick that sent him into the corner, then Sonic ran to opposite corner back to nail a Corner Dropkick on Bugs. The bunny stumbled out of the corner as Sonic ran the ropes and leaped at him AND GOT CAUGHT ON THE SHOULDERS...

"OH SHIT! Sonic got caught! Bugs may be looking for the Bunny Bomb...!" Church called..

...but when Bugs lifted him up higher, Sonic slipped out of his grasp and behind Bugs, who turned around right into an Enziguri, staggering the bunny. Sonic then ran at Bugs, but Bugs Back Dropped him, but Sonic FRONT FLIPPED through it and landed on his feet! Bugs turned around and got THROWN over the ropes by the hedgehog, who then proceeded to the run the ropes AND SUICIDE DIVES ONTO BUGS!

"And there goes SONIC! Sonic's speed is just lightning quick! Bugs is in trouble, because Sonic's gonna start flying!" Church called.

"He better be running and flying to get us the win! I want domination over this bunny, ASAP!" Sarge shouted.

Sonic stood up and grinned as the crowd before picking up Bugs and throwing him back into the ring. He then got on the apron, and then nailed a Springboard Body Splash on Bugs, and made the cover! 1...2...Bugs kicks out. Sonic then picked up Bugs, and Irish Whipped him into the corner. He then ran and leaped at

...

...and Bugs moved out of the way, avoiding the Dash Attack! Sonic's knees hit the corner hard as he held them, but got grabbed from behind for a Back Suplex by Bugs! Sonic backflipped out of it, and and looked for a Backbstabber BUT BUGS HELD ONTO THE ROPES! Sonic held his back in pain as he stumbled up...

...

...RIGHT INTO A KARATE KICK TO THE FACE!

"Karate Kick! Perfectly placed by Bugs, a staple of his to the mush of Sonic! And it may net him a victory!" Church called.

"It better not...!" Sarge stated.

Bugs hooks the leg!

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2...

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Sonic kicks out!

"Good, Sonic, you knew better than to go down to a kick." Sarge nodded.

"Sonic survives, but this match may be starting to heat up a little bit!" Church called.

Bugs slightly grinned, knowing this was going to get good as he picked up Sonic and carried him over to the corner, placing him on top of it. He then climbed up to the to top of the corner, and grabbed him, looking for a Superplex. However, Sonic suddenly began fighting against Bugs with rights and left, before managing to push him off the corner. Bugs rolled across the mat to recover, and Sonic dived off towards him...

...and Bugs ducked the incoming Sonic, who rolled through the dive and onto his feet! He then ran towards Bugs as fast as he possibly could WHO CASUALLY KICKED HIM IN THE RUNNING LEGS TO TRIP HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Sonic held his face in pain as Bugs gave a devilish grin at his actions before grabbing Sonic...

...

...AND PLANTING HIM WITH AN INVERTED DDT!

"And Bugs up to his OLD tricks again! Using Sonic's speed against him in only the way the Bugs can! That clever bunny!" Church stated.

"This is why I always hated Bugs! He's too smart for his own good!" Sarge cursed.

Bugs dropped down for the cover once more!

1...

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2...

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Sonic kicks out!

"Sonic kicks out! But Bugs' tricks certainly are doing their damage! If Sonic isn't careful, Bugs is gonna get ahead permanently!" Church noted.

Bugs stood up off that, and patted his elbow to loud cheers from the crowd as they knew what he wanted. He then climbed to the top rope of the nearest corner, and sized up the downed Sonic, before diving off...

...

...

...AND ACME ELBOW DROP-DENIED! Sonic got the knees up, Bugs' elbow hitting them hard!

"ACME ELBOW DROP DOES NOT COMPUTE! Sonic with the wherewithal to get the knees up, and Bugs didn't see that one coming for once!" Church called.

Bugs held his elbow in pain as he stumbled up, bent over as he tried to get through it...

...

...

...AND SONIC CAME IN WITH A HOMING ATTACK!

"AND WE GOT A HOMING ATTACK! About time Sonic got a counter attack in!" Sarge stated.

"Sonic HOMED IN on Bugs, and planted him with authority! There wasn't a chance you were going to keep Sonic down for long!" Church called.

Sonic turned Bugs over and hooked the leg!

1...

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2...

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Bugs kicks out!

"And there's another kickout, but Sonic has the momentum! And it's hard to stop him when he does!" Church stated.

Sonic got up, and then pulled Bugs up and lifted him onto his shoulders, looking for the Sonic Driver, but Bugs began to elbow him in the head repeatedly. Sonic was forced to let go and got pushed into the ropes, and came back to get popped up into the air AND CAME BACK DOWN WITH A REVERSE STO ON BUGS! The bunny was laid out in the middle of the ring as Sonic stood up, before seeing Bugs' position. He then looked around the crowd, and back down at Bugs...before grinning...

...and saying "Well, it's Bugs! Why not go Classic? Let's Make Tracks!" as the crowd popped at the implication!

"Wait, don't tell me...is he going to go for it after all this time...?!" Church questioned.

Sonic spun his legs in the classic manner, before running the ropes as fast as he could (within wrestling rules)...

...

...

...and Bugs ROLLED out of the way of the Senton! The crowd booed loudly as Bugs got to a knee, shrugging as he said "Sorry, docs, trying to win" before getting up and booting Sonic back down as he got up! He then picked up Sonic, and lifted him via Suplex-style...

...

...BUT THEN SONIC LANDED BEHIND HIM AND NAILED A JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG! Bugs was laid out as Sonic ran the ropes as fast as he could...

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...AND NAILED THE SPIN DASH (Senton) TO A MASSIVE POP FROM THE CROWD!

"SPIN DASH! HE GOT IT! THE CLASSIC SPIN DASH FROM HIS DAYS IN ANIMATED! HE PULLED AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE FOR THIS CLASSIC MATCHUP! THE CROWD'S GONE BONKERS!"

"THEY'RE GOING CRAZY FOR THE NOSTALGIA! THEY'RE DROWNING IN IT! THAT DAMN BLUE COULDN'T RESIST!" Sarge exclaimed.

Sonic hooks the leg tightly off that!

"And now Sonic with the cover...!" Church called.

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BUGS KICKS OUT!

"DAMMIT! So close! Why must you be so hard to put away, you damn bunny?!" Sarge questioned.

"Going classic couldn't put Bugs away, but I have a feeling that Sonic's got more up his sleeve!" Church stated.

Sonic got on his knees, grinning at the fight Bugs had, before he dragged Bugs over to a corner. He then shouted at the crowd "Let's Go Super!" as the crowd popped even louder than before, knowing he wanted the Super Spin Dash (Senton Bomb) from his Animated Days. He then climbed the corner, and stood tall on it as he sized up Bugs...

...

...WHO SUDDENLY POPPED UP AND KICKED THE ROPE, CAUSING SONIC TO GET CROTCHED ON TOP!

"OOOOOHH! OH GOD! BUGS PLAYED POSSUM! HE GOT SONIC AGAIN, AND HIS NUTS PAID THE PRICE! BUGS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS AGAIN!" Church held his balls in phantom pain.

"THE HORROR... THE PAIN... DAMN YOU BUGS... DAMN YOU...IF ONLY YOU DID IT TO GRIF...!" Sarge cursed.

Sonic's face was full of pain as the men in the crowd winced, and Bugs propped his head up with a hand on the ropes, proclaiming "Ain't I a STINKER?" with a grin before he climbed up the corner. He grabbed the hurt Sonic, setting him up as he stood tall with him...

...

...

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...AND NAILED A THUNDEROUS SUPERPLEX!

"SUPERPLEX! Done to PERFECTION! Sonic's balls suffered, then his back! One after the other!" Church called.

"You are a cruel bunny, Bugs! This is why we had you retired, so this pain would be avoided!" Sarge shook his fist.

Bugs rolled over for the cover!

"Well the win may not be avoided because here's the cover!" Church stated.

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2...

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SONIC KICKS OUT!

"Well it WAS avoided! Because Sonic was competent for once! Good on you for finding this newfound competence!" Sarge nodded.

"Yeah, well, Bugs is crafty, and Sonic's gonna need to start countering that if he wants to win!" Church called.

Bugs shook his head before he got up and crouched in a corner, waiting for Sonic to get up to his feet. Sonic slowly stumbled up to a standing position, turning around as Bugs ran at him for a Spear AND GOT DROP TOE HOLD BY SONIC! Sonic quickly grabbed the leg and tried to apply the Speed Trap...

...

...

...Bugs quickly rolled onto his back and kicked Sonic off of him! Bugs got to a knee and AVOIDED ANOTHER! HOMING ATTACK! Sonic landed on his feet, but got grabbed from behind...

...

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...AND NAILED WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, DROPPED ON HIS HEAD!

"OOPH! Now that's a German if I've ever seen one! Bugs dropping him on his head emphatically!" Church stated.

"Dammit, that's not good! Sonic, quick, turn to Red! Before Bugs gains the power of the Reds himself!" Sarge exclaimed.

Bugs then pulled Sonic up to his feet by his qulls, and placed him between his legs. He then lifted him up high onto his shoulders...

"Oh boy, BUNNY BOMB INCOMING...!" Church called.

...

...

...SONIC TURNED THE BUNNY BOMB INTO A HURRICANRANA TO SEND BUGS INTO THE CORNER! Bugs held his face in pain as he turned around AND GOT HIT WITH THE DASH ATTACK, KNEES TO THE CHEST!

"DASH ATTACK! Sonic with the improvisational counter, that's what speedy reaction time can get you!" Church called.

"And he's not done...!" Sarge pointed out.

Bugs fell down to the mat as Sonic quickly climbed the corner off that, and stood tall as he looked down at Bugs, before diving off...

...

...

...

...AND NAILED THE SUPER SPIN DASH TO A MASSIVE POP!

"AND SONIC JUST WENT SUPER! SUPER SPIN DASH, ANOTHER CLASSIC PULLED OUT OF SONIC'S BOOK!" Church called.

"WHEN DID SONIC START GOING RETRO, WHO TOLD ME THIS?! I NEEDED TO KNOW IN ADVANCE!" Sarge exclaimed.

Sonic eagerly hooked the leg as the count was made by Matt!

"And here's the cover off Sonic's retro callback...!" Church exclaimed.

"Bugs..." Sarge began.

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BUGS KICKS OUT!

"You Just Got-OH COME ON! Dammit, what's it gonna take to put this bunny down?!" Sarge questioned.

"Going retro wasn't enough for Sonic! I guess it's going to take something a little more modern to pull it off." Church suggested.

Sonic got on his knees, shaking head with a tired, but happy grin, as he stood up and crouched, letting the crowd know what he wanted now. He waited for Bugs to slowly stagger up to his feet, before slowly picking him up on his shoulders...

...

...but Bugs managed to slip out behind Sonic, and tried for a German Suplex once more! But Sonic backflipped through it on his feet, and when Bugs got to his feet, he got a Dropkick to the face that sent him back into the ropes! Sonic ran at Bugs, but got Back Dropped over the ropes, yet landed on the apron! Bugs turned around to get a forearm to the face to stagger him as Sonic grasped the ropes.

"Oh boy, I think Sonic's about to fly! When he flies, it's bad news for other people...!" Church stated.

Sonic then leaped onto the ropes as Bugs stood up fully, and Springobarded off them...

...

...

...AND RIGHT INTO AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!

"OOOOHHH! BUGS GOT HIM AGAIN! IT WAS BAD NEWS FOR SONIC! THE PAIN WAS FUCKING WAITING FOR HIM AGAIN!" Church exclaimed.

"YOU DAMN BUNNY YOU! YOU AND YOUR TRICKS! YOU WILL RUE THIS ONE DAY! ONE DAY!" Sarge shook his fist.

Sonic held lower extremities in massive pain at that, as Bugs said "Sorry doc, but you really should have seen that one coming..." before grabbing him, lifting him...

...

...

...AND PLANTING HIM WITH THE BUNNY BLAST!

"THE BUNNY BLAST CONNECTS! BUGS ALSO GOING RETRO WITH HIS OLD UCA MOVE! THIS MATCH HAS OFFICIALLY GONE CLASSIC!" Church shouted.

"I ALWAYS HATED THE BUNNY BLAST! IT MADE NO SENSE! IT WENT AGAINST THE FOUNDATION OF THE REDS!" Sarge exclaimed.

Bugs turned Sonic and made the cover!

"Well it may go against it again because here's the cover...!" Church exclaimed.

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SONIC ROLLS THE SHOULDER OUT!

"NO! Just a TWO COUNT! It seems no classic moves will get the job done today!" Church called.

"Dammit, Sonic, stop making things close! Run circles around him, that's your thing!" Sarge ordered.

Bugs sighed as he shrugged, muttering "Eh, he was going classic, I had to try and outdo him," before he picked up Sonic, and placed him between the legs. He tried for the Bunny Bomb once more BUT SONIC SPUN THROUGH IT AND TURNED IT INTO A DDT!

"DDT! The Bunny Bomb once again thwarted by Sonic's quick thinking, and they're both down! This has been one hell of a match!" Church called.

"This is what happens two legends go at it, you get this bout of nostalgia and classic!" Sarge exclaimed.

Sonic and Bugs laid on the mat, exhausted from the entire match before Sonic slowly began to get up, pulling the bunny up to his feet. However, Bugs nailed a few rights to the gut to force Sonic to let go, followed by a headbutt to the gut, and then a Jawbreaker to stun Sonic, and then ran the ropes to hit a Lariat. But Sonic caught him with a Dropkick to the face-but he didn't, because Bugs caught the legs! Bugs tried to turn him over for a Boston Crab, but Sonic was struggling against it before spinning him off. Bugs scrambled to his feet near the corner, and Sonic ran at him, but got Back Dropped over the ropes, where he landed on the apron and nailed Bugs with a hard elbow when he turned around, putting him down on all fours. Sonic proceeded to climb the corner, looking for something big...

...

...

...BUT BUGS SUDDENLY RUNS UP THE CORNER AND BACK DROPS SONIC OFF THE TOP TO THE MAT!

"DAMN! Sonic got flipped off the top and had the biggest crash landing you can imagine! Bugs with the quick thinking!" Church called.

"Ah dammit, that bunny isn't done...!" Sarge pointed out.

Bugs turned around on the corner, standing tall on it, patting the elbow...

...

...

...

...AND DIVED OFF TO HIT THE ACME ELBOW DROP!

"ACME ELBOW DROP! Right to the HEART of the hedgehog! He got all of it, and Bugs made that look as painful as it could be!" Church called.

"I hate the ACME Elbow Drop! Why couldn't it be Wile E. Coyote doing it?! That would have ensured a mess-up!" Sarge cursed.

Bugs hooks the leg tightly off that as Jimmy makes the count!

"And there's the count! Sonic's down...!" Church called.

"Oh no, NOT GOOD...!" Sarge worried.

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SONIC ROLLS THE SHOULDER OUT!

"NO! NOT THREE! SONIC KICKS OUT! WE STILL GOT A MATCH!" Church called.

"DAMMIT! STOP MAKING THIS CLOSE, SONIC! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS AS IF YOUR GRIF!" Sarge shouted.

Bugs sat against the ropes and exhausted, sighing to himself before he went up and grabbed the leg, and tried to lock in an Ankle Lock, but Sonic managed to struggle against it. Eventually, Sonic manage to kick Bugs in the face a few times, forcing him to back off and hold his face. Sonic slowly pushed himself up to his feet, in pain and exhausted, but got his legs pulled up from under him as Bugs tried again for the Boston Crab! Sonic was struggling against it as Bugs tried to turn him over...BUT SUDDENLY GOT PULLED DOWN INTO A SMALL PACKAGE BY SONIC! 1...2..

"WAIT A MINUTE! ROLL-UP! ROLL-UP...!" Church suddenly called.

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...KICK OUT! Bugs quickly scrambled to his feet and ran at Sonic BUT GOT DROP TOE HOLD DOWN TO THE MAT...

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...SPEED TRAP! SONIC LOCKS IN THE SPEED TRAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

"THE SPEED TRAP! SONIC CAUGHT BUGS! HE FINALLY CAUGHT THE BUNNY, AND BUGS HAS NOWHERE TO GO!" Church exclaimed.

"MAKE HIM SQUEAL, SONIC! MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SAD LITTLE BUNNY HE IS!" Sarge shouted.

Bugs' flailed his arms about in pain and shock, and tried to claw the arms of Sonic off of him, but Sonic's grip was firm, he wasn't letting go one bit. He only tightened the Speed Trap once more, and Bugs cried out in pain! Jimmy knelt down, and asked if Bugs wanted to quit, but the bunny refused and that only caused Sonic to make the hold even tighter. Bugs was in pure agony, he had to get out, and he started to crawl over to the ropes slowly. Sonic pulled back on the head, halting Bugs' crawl for a second to try and force a tapout. But Bugs just kept crawling, though it was getting harder ever second...

"Sonic just WRENCHING the hold, trying to get the tapout any way he can! How much longer can Bugs endure this?!" Church questioned.

"Hopefully not much longer! Bugs needs to do UCA a favor if he cares so much, and tap out! Give us the win! SO TAP OUT HERE AND NOW!" Sarge exclaimed.

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...Bugs reached out towards the ropes as much as he could...

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...Sonic wrenched on the hold as much as possible...

...Bugs hand shook in the air from the pain...

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...AND MANAGED TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE TO FORCE THE BREAK!

"AH FUDGEBUCKETS! WHY WON'T YOU JUST GIVE UP, BUGS?! STOP BEING SO STUBBORN!" Sarge cursed.

"BUGS GOT THE ROPES! HE REFUSED TO QUIT! THIS MATCH GOES ON! THIS BATTLE OF LEGENDS JUST WON'T END!" Church exclaimed.

Sonic let go of the hold after Jimmy's insistence, lying on the mat with a groan coming out of him. However, he kept himself upbeat as he stood up and picked up Bugs, who suddenly broke free and nailed a right to Sonic! Sonic staggered back a bit, before nailing Bugs with a right, then Bugs nailed one of his own, then Sonic, and the two began to trade rights with each other, until Sonic suddenly nailed a Dropkick to the face of Bugs to drop him. The bunny rolled over to a corner and sat against it, and Sonic went over to the opposite corner and ran at the seated Bugs...

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...and BUGS ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! SONIC CANNONBALLS HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER INSTEAD!

"And that BACKFIRED horribly! Sonic thinking of ramming into Bugs at full speed and he hit nothing but corner!" Church called.

"Ah dammit, get up, Sonic! Quick! Before your Blueness costs you!" Sarge urged.

Sonic groaned in pain as he tried to get up, but Bugs had grabbed him by the legs, and Sonic struggled as he got dragged out to the middle of the ring...

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...AND TURNED HIM OVER FOR A BOSTON CRAB!

"AND BUGS LOCKS IN THE BOSTON CRAB NOW! Now it's Sonic's turn to feel the pain of a submission, to try and be put to the test!" Church called.

"DAMMIT, SONIC! Don't quit! You're not allowed to quite until War Zone, you're only supposed to quit there! NOT NOW!" Sarge shouted.

Bugs pulled back on the legs as much as he could, as Sonic pulled on his quills in agony, and the bunny just wrenched on the hold as much as he possibly could. Sonic tried to crawl over to the ropes, but Bugs was putting all his weight on Sonic's lower body, forcing him to stay in that spot in the middle of the ring. Jimmy asked Sonic if he wanted to quit, and Sonic vehemently refused, but only got a tighter hold for it! Sonic then held up a hand, as it shook a bit...and is stayed up there, as if contemplating...

"Oh man, is this it?! The hand is up...! Is Sonic going to...?!" Church questioned.

"Don't you dare, Sonic...! DON'T YOU DARE...!" Sarge shouted.

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...and Sonic clenched his fist and threw it to the side, refusing to tap! He then began to turn his body over to the side, trying to turn Bugs around as well through this. Bugs held on tightly to the legs and tried to remain rooted to the position...

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...

...but eventually, Sonic managed to turn his body onto his back forcing Bugs to turn around and SPUN HIM OFF HIS LEGS! Stunned, Bugs tried to get up to get after Sonic again AND RAN RIGHT INTO A SPINNING WHEEL KICK! Bugs went down as Sonic laid on the mat, both of them down!

"And SONIC GOT OUT! AND SONIC DROPS HIM! THEY'RE BOTH DOWN! NEITHER OF THEM WOULD QUIT! NEITHER OF THEM WANTED TO, NOT AT THIS POINT! THIS MATCH GOES ON! THESE FUCKING TWO ARE SO DAMN STUBBORN!" Church shouted.

"FOR ONCE, SONIC, YOUR STUBBORNNESS PAYS OFF! NOW WIN! END IT FOR THE REDS FOR ONCE IN YOUR EXISTENCE!" Sarge shouted.

The two of them laid on the ground for awhile, having put their all into the other quitting, and neither coming away with success. Eventually, Sonic was the first to get up, pulling himself up by the ropes, and leans against them as he waits for Bugs to get up. Once he does, Sonic ran at him at full speed, AND RAN INTO A FLAPJACK INTO THE CORNER! Sonic was dazed off that, and Bugs knew that was his chance as he grabbed him and placed him between his legs. He then tried to lift him up for the Bunny Bomb...

"Bunny Bomb in the works! Bugs sees this may be his chance, and he's going for it...!" Church called.

...

...

...but Bugs then got lifted up onto the shoulders of Sonic! Bugs struggled, but Sonic held on as he pushed him off...

"OH YEAH! Sonic Driver incoming! End it, Sonic!" Sarge urged.

...

...

...and Bugs landed on his feet in front of Sonic! The hedgehog was stunned as he quickly got grabbed by Bugs, and lifted up Suplex-style...

"Oh no, wait, Bugs' may be looking for one more Bunny Blast...!" Church called.

...

...

...and Sonic flipped through it and landed on the apron behind Bugs! The bunny turned around and got a forearm to the face that sent him back a bit, and Sonic grabbed the ropes...

...

...

...AND SPRINGBOARDED-RIGHT INTO A PRAWN HOLD ON THE SHOULDERS OF BUGS! BUGS STOOD TALL AS BUGS AS SONIC PANICKED, TRYING TO GET OFF HIM...

"OH SHIT! SONIC GOT CAUGHT! SONIC GOT CAUGHT...!" Church called.

"NO! FIGHT OUT OF IT, SONIC! FOR UCA, FOR THE REDS...!" Sarge panicked.

...

...

...BUT IT WAS TO NO AVAIL AS BUGS HIT HIM WITH THE BUNNY BOMB!

"BUNNY BOMB CONNECTS WITH FUCKING AUTHORITY! BUGS GOT ALL OF IT! SONIC WENT A LITTLE TOO FAST, AND IT COST HIM!" Church shouted.

"NOOOOOO! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR CHEERING ON A BLUE FOR ONCE! CURSE EVERYTHING!" Sarge cursed.

Bugs dropped down and hooked the leg on Sonic as Jimmy made the count!

"And now the cover...!" Church began.

1...

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2...

...

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3!

"AND THE THREE! BUGS WIN THE BATTLE OF LEGENDS!" Church called.

"DAMMIT, SONIC, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GET SARGE'D!" Sarge cursed.

("Buggin'" by Bugs Bunny)

"Here is your winner of the match...BUUUUUUUGGSSSSS BUNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY!" Cait Sith announced.

There were cheers from everyone in the crowd, as Bugs rolled off Sonic panting, muttering "Man, that was something else..." before slowly getting up to his feet. Jimmy raised his hand in victory, and Bugs eventually climbed up a corner, and pumped both of his fists

"It was an intense battle between two of the all time greats! The speed of Sonic and the wits of Bugs! And neither would quit! They couldn't do that, not with what they were about to face, it was a true battle of wills! But in the end, it's Bugs Bunny who comes home, and gets a massive win heading into Abolishment!" Church called.

"Dammit, I can't believe this! This is why I hate these events, they always make me cheer for the wrong person! Sonic couldn't get the job done for UCA, what a dirtbag he is! You cost UCA a point here!" Sarge cursed.

"No one's keeping track of points." Church deadpanned. "Sonic could've used the momentum himself, but for Bugs, he gets a win not only for XCW, but for himself as he heads into the I Quit Match. There's nothing more to it, Bugs was simply the better man. So stop whining, Sarge."

Bugs dropped down from the corner and saw Sonic groaning on the mat as he was trying to get up, and the next thing he saw was a furry hand being extended to him. He looked up to see Bugs with his hand outstretched saying "Need a helping hand, doc?" and Sonic just chuckled before grabbing the hand and being pulled up to his feet. The two then held each other's hand, staring at each other for a brief second...before Sonic held out his hand in a fist, knowing what he wanted. Bugs chuckled before bumping fists with Sonic as a sign of respect.

"Not bad, you got me this time, Bugs. Make sure to give that old duck the rabbit foot in the mouth when you make him quit." Sonic remarked.

"Aye, doc, as long as you get your hands on that plumber and make him finally admit you're better. Do that, I'll do what you say." Bugs grinned.

"Deal, Bugs." Sonic laughed.

Sonic then raised Bugs' hand himself, prompting cheers from the crowd as the two basked in the moment, with the crowd chanting both of their names in respect and love for the two of them.

"A true sign of respect between the two legends. This match was as good as it got, and they know it may have been the final friendly match they could have before they go to war with their eternal rivals. And they're going to enjoy every second of it before they have to fight." Church stated.

"How disgusting. GET BACK TO THE VIOLENCE ALREADY! I liked you two better when you were beating the hell out of each other." Sarge proclaimed.

"Yeah, sure, Sarge, I'm sure you do." Church deadpanned. "But I don't think they care what you think. Because these two legends had a match they won't forget. No one knows if they'll come out victorious in their future matches. But for now, they're gonna soak it all in. This one was for the fans, and they were happy to give them a show for sure."

The scene ends with Sonic continued to raise Bugs' hand in victory, the two knowing they had life-changing matches ahead...but were ready for whatever was to come from them...


Simmons was standing in the backstage interview area, and it was clear from his body language, he did NOT want to be there at all.

"Why me?" Simmons muttered in fear.

"Because you fucking suck at Rock, Paper, Scissors, dude!" Tucker said off-screen. "Take your death like a man!"

"I'll remember you, Simmons, after I take all your stuff when you die!" Grif also said off-screen.

"Don't you dare, Grif, you touch any of my stuff, you're going down! I'll find Sarge!" Simmons replied.

"You can't, if you're dead!" Grif replied.

"Help me..." Sarge muttered before standing up straight. "Alright, let's do this, and hope I don't die! Everyone, welcome my guest at this time...HABIT the Rabbit..."

HABIT was leaning sitting on a comfy plush chair he'd pulled into the backstage arena. His legs were resting on a plush stool in front of him. In all terms, he was presently treating this like a vacation. He also had a gas mask on as well as gloves.

"Sup. Hope your armor can't get COVID. I gotta be careful around you RvB types since I don't even know if you guys ever fucking change." The Rabbit said whilst tipping a Pepsi Wild Cherry into the gasmask holes.

"I don't know if that's in good taste, and oh god, do I have it? DO I HAVE IT? Oooohhh..." Simmons groaned. "So, uh..HABIT...you are facing Senji Kiyomasa in a Hardcore Match later tonight. It's a big match for the both of you, but what do you think of Senji?"

"When have I ever cared about taste?" HABIT asked. "In terms of Senji, he's a mainstay stuck on his few hardcore tricks. The cycle of ascension has not caught up to him as it will to me."

"Ascension?" Simmons wondered. "What are you talking about? Do you despise hardcore or something? You made your name there."

"I'm getting tired of the Hardcore scene and how it seemingly restricts me to a tertiary level, especially in the context of FWF's little Diehard experiment. I deserve a lot more than that, and I'm positive you must agree." HABIT stated, whilst pouring more soda down the gasmask gullet.

"Then why are you fighting Senji in this kind of match?" Simmons questioned. "Because to Senji, being hardcore matters to him if you saw his latest promo about you, and he wants to use that bring you down."

"Well Simmo, I of all people am aware you need to earn your shots, earn your rise. My PPV record is not the most stellar, and I've been informed that a certain quantity thinks that's important. So I intend to rack up some fat wins and fat stacks, even though I have more charisma than all of FWF's champions, but that's beside the point." HABIT state whilst leaning back in his chair.

"So there's nothing personal here?" Simmons asked in an almost hopeful manner. "Even though Senji states he wants to give you karma for all you've done? This is just going to be a simple Hardcore Match?"

"Oh, if someone wanting to give me the ol karma for all I've done was personal...then every fight I've had would be personal." HABIT responded. "So yes, it IS personal...because it always is. I'm not offended. In fact, I love it when people want it to be personal. Means you'll be stupid, means you have to contend with your own head and mine. Me though? It's...when's this Bash taking...any given Sunday."

"Ummmm...when is the Bash taking place? It was never said." Simmons questioned.

"We'll just say it's Thursday!" Tucker stated.

"Okay Thursday! So then...what are you going to do to Senji?" Simmons asked.

"Any given Thursday then. Well, that would be spoilers, wouldn't it be? Obviously, I'm going to win. Duh. That's unstated. But what I'm going to DO to him to win...I don't know, should I really come out about all of that?" HABIT pondered.

"But...does it involve the House?" Simmons questioned, starting to get more brave, for better or worse. "They aren't around you, are they part of it, will they intefe-"

"I mean, they MAAAYYY. I don't know, you want me to ask them? They'll interfere if I want them to. I may not want them to. Simple as that. Either way, a win is a win to stroke one's ego." HABIT said, whilst smirking under the gas mask.

"...I see..." Simmons muttered, regretting what he just said. "So, um...what now, HABIT?"

"What now? I don't know, what do you want from me?" HABIT inquired.

"Not...to kill me?" Sarge asked hopefully.

"I mean, I won't do that. I have bigger fish to put on a line." HABIT said, conveniently twirling an appearing machete.

"...Right!" Simmons stated in panic upon seeing the machete. "So I guess this is the end of the interview, good luck in your match, HABIT, don't kill Senji, bye!" Simmons then runs off like hell, wanting to get out of there.

"I'll kill whoever I want, good sir!" HABIT yelled after him, tossing the machete lazily, before looking at the camera. "What are you looking at?"

The camera then abruptly shut off, not wanting to test HABIT anymore...


We go backstage to see Po, the new XCW Hardcore Champion, walking around with the title, practically giddy as he was looking at it with joy and awe in his eyes.

"This is so awesome! I can't believe it! I'm a CHAMPION! A MAIN ROSTER CHAMPION!" Po exclaimed to himself. "Man, after all the time I spent down in developmental, this is actually real... IT'S SO REAL! Hah, I knew I would prove those guys like Lex Luthor! Nothing was going to stop THIS Dragon Warrior from getting gold! That's what it means to be awesome!"

Po then threw some kung-fu moves through the air, posing in what he thought was epic fashion...

"Heck, you know what? Why stop at being the Dragon Warrior?" Po realized. "I'm the Hardcore Champion now, so I'm something more...I'M THE HARDCORE WARRIOR! Master of all things hardcore, awesome user of all things extreme, and destined to be the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time! I'm gonna make Animated proud! Bring on ALL THE CHALLENGERS! I'M READY!"

Po stood in front of a door, ready to leave and make his mark as he proceeded to open it...

"If you dare stand in my way, you will take on the Hardcore Warrior, and all his awesom-"

NIGHTMARE FREDBEAR OF FWF SUDDENLY JUMPED UP INTO PO'S SIGHT OUTTA NOWHERE!

"HOLY SHIT!" Church cried out.

"MY COLD, RED HEART!" Sarge exclaimed.

Po screamed out in shock and fright from the jumpscare, falling down on his behind "AH, WHERE THE HELL DID Y-", he never finished because Fredbear grabbed Po, and PLANTED HIM WITH THE NIGHTMARE KILLER (Twisting Brainbuster)! Fredbear made the cover off that.

"AH FUCK, NIGHTMARE KILLER! THAT DAMN ANIMATRONIC...!" Church exclaimed.

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2...

3!

"WE GOT A DAMN JUMPSCARE MACHINE AS CHAMPION!" Sarge shouted.

"Congratulations, Nightmare Fredbear, you are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"

Fredbear stood up and was handed the title off that, looking at it in what was apparently a pleased expression. But then he noticed that someone else was coming, probably for the Hardcore Championship, and then closed the door, ready to get the jump on whoever it was and deal with him.

"Oh, not again..." Church groaned at what was going to happen.

Footsteps were heard and they came to a stop in front of the door. The door was slowly opened, and when it was, FREDBEAR JUMPED UP TO SCARE THE PERSON...

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...

...RIGHT INTO THE ANNOYED EXPRESSION OF LOBO!

"...Oh fuck." Church simply said.

"...Welp, Fredbear, we knew thee well." Sarge saluted.

An awkward silence enveloped the air as Fredbear stared at Lobo, as he slowly realized he made a mistake. And from there, Lobo simply said one phrase...

"...That jumpscare shit got old five years ago." Lobo deadpanned before GRABBING FREDBEAR AND NAILING HIM WITH THE JACKHAMMER! Lobo makes the cover!

"JACKHAMMER! LOBO TOOK THE BEAR'S SHIT AND PLANTED IT!" Church shouted.

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3!

"LOBO'S GOT THE TITLE! BAD NEWS FOR EVERYONE!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Congratulations, Lobo, you are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"

Lobo stood up and was handed the title, and in celebration, he took out a cigar and lit it, smoking it greatly before taking in the moment. He held the title over his shoulder, breathing out smoke.

"That's what happens when you try to mess with The Main Man." Lobo grinned.

He then walked off on that note, as he proudly held his new belt that he wasn't going to let go of, no matter what...


"Holy shit, LOBO is the new Hardcore Champion now?! Fuck, he may NEVER lose that title." Church stated as the cameras went back to ringside.

"Welp, XCW you had a nice run with the belt, but you're probably going to have to kiss it goodbye. Hey, you had some good memories with it, now you need to let them go into the wind." Sarge bluntly said.

"Shit, we'll get back to this situation later. I think that's only going to escalate. But for now, we need to get back to the match at hand! And this is our second title match of the night, and it's going to be a chaotic one." Church stated.

"I still don't know why Force wanted to make this match a thing, this puts our title in jeopardy! Why would he do this to us?!" Sarge questioned.

"Because others have put up their titles in unfavorable matchups at their shows, so it's only fair for Force to do the same. At least, that's the reasoning, I think. But he wouldn't make the match if he didn't have confidence that we would keep the title. So ladies and gentleman...get ready for six men to duke it out." Church said.

Cait Sith stood in the middle of the ring on top of his moogle, as the bell rang. "Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a good one, because the following contest is a Severe Six-Way Match scheduled for one fall, and is for the UCA Intercontinental Championship!" The crowd popped loudly at this, ready for one chaotic scene of a match...

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!

Yeah, Yeah

Yeah, Yeah

Let me make your statis

My, my, my, my serpentine

I got a breathlyzer

And a bad-ass dream

("We Are Sex Bob-Omb" by Sex Bob-Omb)

The crowd popped loudly for the music, some even jamming out to the garage rock, and out came SCOTT PILGRIM, taking a deep breath as he jumped up and down, as video game stats appeared next to him: "Plus 40 Resolve, Plus 30 Nervousness, Plus 50 Excitement, Plus 20 Showboating if He Somehow Wins." He then grinned to himself before walking down the ramp, bumping fists with a few Animated fans that had made their way and entered the ring, standing in the middle, and pumping his fist into the air, as a title graphic appeared above him:

"Scott Pilgrim vs. UCA: Ready to Play."

"Introducing the challengers, first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 221 lbs, representing WWE: Animated...SCOTT PILGRIM!" Cait Sith announced. "...So do we need a quarter for him to play or what?"

"And here comes the one and only Scott Pilgrim! Chosen by Animated themselves, this guy is a rising star, a former Toon Intercontinental Champion whose life is practically a video game! But he lost his Toon IC Title in a bad way at a crossover show...and I think he wants to make up for that by winning an IC Title at OUR crossover show!"" Church called.

"Yeah, well, he can go be a dirtbag and get an IC Title elsewhere! We want to keep our title with us! Besides, Scott probably sucks at video games, even harder than Grif does! He'll never have what it takes to beat this game! So he should just quit, or face the wrath of a Red game over!" Sarge exclaimed.

"I know for a fact that Scott is pretty psyched up to be facing one of his gaming idols in Cloud Strife, but he's probably going to be happy if he can be the one to take the title from him! Animated hasn't had the best of luck in these matches...but maybe Scott can avenge Bugs taking THEIR IC Title for us in 1994.

Deep inside these burning buildings

Voices die to be heard

Years we spent teaching a lesson

We ourselves had never learned

And if strength is born from heartbreak

Then mountains I could move

And if walls could speak I'd pray

That they would tell me what to do

("Drones" by Rise Against)

A mixed reaction from the Showdown and non-Showdown fans came from the crowd, the boos outnumbering the cheers, and out came the Snag Master, WES, with a stern, focused expression on his face. He paid no attention to the reaction before he pointed to the UCA logo on the ring apron cloth, and then motioned with his hand that he was going to snag their title from them whether they liked it or not. He then made his way down to the ring, and entered the ring, locking eyes with Scott briefly before rolling his eyes at him.

"Introducing next, from the Orre Region, weighing in at 231 lbs, representing WCW: Showdown...'The Snag Master'...WES!" Cait Sith announced. "Now please tell me he's not gonna snag me, I quite like being around here."

"And here comes one of the newest additions to the Showdown roster from NXT, the trainer that snags Pokemon from others, Wes, and he's made quite the impression. He's been featured in several high profile matches, especially crossover matches, and this may be the biggest one yet. To give Showdown maybe it's biggest victory ever." Church called.

"Yeah, well, he can try and snag someone else's title, because he won't snag ours! So what if he's had some nice performances, he hasn't won anything! And he never will now! And he better not team up with Pilgrim, or he's gonna get it from my shotgun!" Sarge warned.

"I don't think he's interested in that whatsoever, Sarge. He wants to win this for himself. If he manages to 'snag' our title, it'll perhaps send his career through the roof. But he's got five other guys to deal with it if he wants to happen." Church stated.

("Ministry" by Jim Johnston)

Boos came from the crowd, loud ones in fact, with pockets of cheers from FWF fans, and the lights darkened and a blue lighting came on, and out came ALBERT CAINE, wearing a long trench coat and hat reminiscent of a funeral director and being covered in darkness. He stood on the stage for a few seconds, before making his way down the ring with purpose. He then walked up the steps and entered the ring, before raising a hand and bringing it down to slowly bring the lights back up, and stares at the two in the ring before him, as if they were possible victims for a surgery of his as he took off his coat and hat.

"And introducing next, from the Shady Oaks Cemetery, representing FWF, weighing in at 252 lbs...Albert Caine...THE CARETAKER!" Cait Sith announced. "...Why is he a thing? Because he's kind of scary..."

"Aaaaanndd here come this fucking creep. The fuckin' Caretaker, just one of many goddamn horrors that FWF for some godforsaken reason. And now he's coming for the Intercontinental Title. Out of all the guys in the match, he may be the most pure evil of them all. The shit I've heard this guy do is utterly sick. How is it even legal for entertainment? Why did FWF even pick him?" Church questioned.

"I don't know, but I think even he makes me think that him being a Red wouldn't be worth it. He looks like a ghost, and wants to eat my lunch. Keep him away from UCA and the Reds, we'll probably turn into zombies under him! Someone keep him away from the Reds!" Sarge exclaimed.

"It's one thing if we lose our title, but if we lose it to him, then hell may as well come to us. It'll be bad news for everyone. So someone, anyone...stop this madman. Please, we don't need him in our lives here. I'm begging you." Church urged.

What is a juggalo?

Let me think for a second

Oh, he gets butt-naked

And then he walks through the streets

Winking at the freaks

With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

("What Is A Juggalo?" by ICP)

The boos continued, even from a lot of the DFW side, as GAMZEE MAKURA showed up onstage, bouncing up and down with a doofy, trolly expression on his face as was typical for him. He honked on the stage, with slices of pizza hanging off his mouth and his clothing was too casual, and he just made his way down the stage as he threw out juggalo gestures and expressions all over the place. He quickly got into the ring, and honked one more time, grinning at the three in the ring, who just regaled him with deadpan expressions.

"Introducing next, from the Land of Tents and Mirth, weighing in at 228 lbs., representing DFW...GAMZEE MAKARA!" Cait Sith announced. "...Yeah, I got nothing for this guy, sorry laddies!"

"Gamzee Makara...for once, I don't know what to say. This guy is just fucking out there." Church stated. All I can really be sure of is that he's a juggalo, and that should say enough." Church stated. "Who knows if he's all for that Intercontinental Title, but he's one unpredictable guy, and that makes him the wild card of this entire match."

"I call him a freak, that's what I say! How did he even get this shot?! He should not have even been allowed!" Sarge proclaimed. "If he wins the title, he'll eat it! I swear, he'll EAT it! No one wants that! Even the Blues don't want him, the Reds should try and take him out as soon as possible, before he ruins our title!"

"While Sarge is just rambling on incoherently, Gamzee is...weird. But he can shift moods faster than you can imagine." Church stated. "Who knows what we should expect from him? But I don't think he's gonna stand back and not do anything. He's definitely here to inflict pain for sure."

Oh, hear me though

They'll bury me with my SP-1200 (For sure!)

Fuck the trinity, inseminate the earth, now take its virginity

In my vicinity, rap is like energy pack

Sending me back behind enemy line to rap too melodic

Melodies, never melodramatic but hypnotic like cellos for fellow fanatics

I fiend for who fuck wits, inappropriate

Fill 'em with so much lead I'll call Berger and Associates

("No Mercy" by Pharoahe Monach)

Pyro erupted on the stage as the crowd exploded with many cheers, with only a few boos coming from the UCA crowd, and out came CLAUDE SPEED. He looked out to the crowd, a grin on his face as he raised his fist high for all to see as he shouldered a bat with the other hand. He then made his way down the ramp and entered the ring, pointing his bat at every one and motioning that he was going to walk away with the belt. However, when his eyes laid upon Gamzee, the juggalo just honked at him with a grin, as Claude just scowled.

"And introducing next, from Liberty City, USA, weighing in at 240 lbs, representing XCW..."The Liberty City Lucifer"...CLAUDE SPEED!" Cait Sith announced. "...So he's the friend of Cloud's? He looks alright to me!"

"And here's the Liberty City Lucifer himself, one of the crown jewels of XCW!" Church stated. "I don't think XCW could have sent anyone better than this guy! A former XCW Hardcore and Television Champion, AND he has MULTIPLE crossover matches under his belt! Hell, he was Toon Hardcore Champion for a time! If there's anyone that knows about holding other companies' belts, it's him!"

"Yeah, well, guess what, the hype has died! What has he done since then?! A whole lotta nothing!" Sarge exclaimed. "He used to be so badass, but now he's been surpassed by the great Red known as Tommy Vercetti! When that's been done, I've got nothing to fear! ...As long as Cloud knows to kick his ass!"

"Yeah, Cloud and Claude have been known to become friends outside of the ring, which makes this match all the more intriguing because they'll inevitably clash." Church stated. "But with a title on the line, such friendship may be thrown out. Claude wants another title on his resume, and he won't mind taking it from us."

Reckless and weary, the truth has been buried

Held down by the hand that refuses to carry

The burden you built, the lies, do you hear me?

The insult, the white flag, you refuse to carry

I'm letting you go and all that you showed me

I'm letting you know that you don't control me

The feeling is cold and life is unfolding

Reckless and weary, I'm desperately holding on

("Erase My Scars" by Evans Blue)

Cheers erupted from the crowd on all sides, with a few boos from fans of other companies, and CLOUD STRIFE came out to that applause, Intercontinental Title over his shoulder. He stared down the entire group before he ran his hand up his bangs, and then made his way down the ramp, and slid into the ring. He then climbed a corner, and held up his title for all to see, wanting to make it clear that this was his and UCA's title, and they weren't going to lose it any time soon. He then droppped down from the corner and looked at all his challengers with his cool expression, knowing what he was up against.

"And finally, from the city of Edge, weighing in at 222 lbs., representing UCA...he is the reigning, defending UCA Intercontinental Champion...CLOUD STRIFE!" Cait Sith announced. "...GO THEM, BUDDY! I'M ROOTIN' FOR YA!"

"And here comes the defending Champ himself, who has a massive task ahead of him, facing five challengers to try and keep the Intercontinental in UCA's hands!" Church exclaimed. "Cloud has had one hell of a comeback, getting vengeance on Jason Krueger and finally getting the Intercontinental Title back! And now that he's finally put Jason Krueger away for good, he can focus on the future! Which, at the moment, is pretty much trying to keep our title with us here in UCA!"

"He may be a dirtbag Blue, but for once, he better do a damn good job!" Sarge proclaimed. "We have pride here in UCA, we're better than other companies at this! I don't care if it's five, OR ONE MILLION! He will fight, and retain our title...even if it is to the DEATH! And since he's a Blue, it's all for the better, and we know this!"

"Yeah, well, these five guys got something to say about that." Church said. "They know that taking our title from us could put them over the top, but Cloud has too much pride as a UCA wrestler to let that just happen without a fight. He came back triumphantly, he doesn't want to be known as the guy that lost this belt to another company. The odds are stacked against him, but hey, he tends to fight like hell, so it's nothing new."

Cloud gave his title to the ref, Matt Newman, who then held up his title for all the fans and the participants to see, and then a graphic of the Intercontinental Championship flashed on screen in a beautiful fashion to emphasize what was at stake, and the six participants got themselves ready as they all glanced at each other. Matt made sure that they were all ready, and once he was sure..

...AND RANG THE BELL!

"HERE WE GO! SEVERE SIX-WAY FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE STARTS NOW!" Church exclaimed.

this one has roots all the way back to the crossover show, Cold War." Church stated.

And from there, everoyne just went at each other and began to fight wih each other. Cloud and Wes went at each other, throwing fists at each other repeatedly near the ropes, with Cloud slowly beginning to get the upper hand until Wes grabbed Cloud and threw him into the corner with his strenght. Claude and Caine went at each other, with Claude trying to throw forearms at the bigger Caine before running the ropes but ran right into a Big Boot to the face, and Caine grabbed Claude and Body Slammed him to the mat hard. Scott was fighting with Gamzee, who really was just glomping on him with his usual crazed smile as Scott was trying to get him off frantically, and managed to do so and tried for a Clothesline, but Gamzee ducked it and caught Scott with a Dropkick, and then mounted him and began to rain down rights on him.

"And as usual, a Severe Six-Way starts with all sorts of action everywhere! Chaos everywhere as it's hard to keep up!" Church stated.

"As long as it ends with a UCA guy on top, I'll enjoy the lovely chaos as much as I want! MORE CHAOS AND VIOLENCE!" Sarge exclaimed.

Caine threw Claude out of the ring and slammed his head into the barricade several times, before he picked him up and looked to throw him into the steel steps, but Claude slipped out and shoved him into them instead! Caine groaned in pain before Claude booted him over the steps hard. In the ring, Cloud and Wes were still going at as Wes pounded on him at the corner, until Cloud ducked a shot and tried to hit some rights of his own. Wes shoved him away, and Cloud tried to rush back at him, but then he got Popped Up high into the air, over the ropes, and crashed onto Claude and Caine as the former had picked up the latter. Wes scoffed at the two before turning around before sudddenly getting Gamzee popping up and honking into his face! It shocked him so much, that he wasn't able to react as Gamzee then jumped and hit him with a Hurricanrana that sent him out of the ring!

"Everyone's being dealt with one by one! So much chaos, and no one can have eyes in the back of their head! Not a moment to catch your breath!" Church called.

"Who needs breathing anyway?! With action like this, breathing is overrated anyway!" Sarge exclaimed.

Gamzee grinned greatly at what he did, but when he turned around, he got nailed with a hard elbow by Scott that backed him up into the corner. Scott then nailed him with a few more rights, before Irish Whipping him, but Gamzee reversed and pulled him back into a headbutt that forced Scott back. He then grabbed him, and tried for a Down With the Clown (Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex), but Scott instead nailed an Overhead Belly to Belly over the ropes. Gamzee held onto the ropes and landed on the apron, and when Scott tried to grab him, but got a headbutt that sent him back a bit. Gamzee grinned and then tried for a Springboard, but got POPPED in the face by a Jumping Punch that cracked the jaw, and sent him off the ropes and crashing down onto everyone outside who had gotten up. Scott watched everyone down on the ground...and then he climbed up the nearby corner as everyone in the crowd stood up, and everyone had soon managed to get up outside...

...AND SCOTT JUMPED OFF AND CAME DOWN A DIVING ELBOW DROP ON THEM ALL!

SCORE: 100,000 POINTS

RATING: SICK!

"AND SCOTT JUST WENT FLYING FOR A SICK SCORE! Scott laying it all on the line for the chance to be a Champion once again!" Church stated.

"He couldn't have broken his neck or something?! I think that would have been much better for us Reds!" Sarge exclaimed.

The crowd cheered as a graphic appeared saying "Scott Gained +10 Courage!" as the Canadian slowly rolled to his feet, pumping up his fist for the non-UCA fans as he picked up Wes and threw him into the ring. He then grabbed Wes and nailed a Neckbreaker on him, and went for a quick cover! 1...2...Wes kicks out! Scott picked up Wes, nailing a few rights and then Irish Whipped him into the corner, before running at him but got caught with a boot to the jaw. Wes then ran at him for a Clothesline, but Scott ducked it and then grabbed him from behind for a Back Suplex, but Wes caught him with an Elbow to the back of the head. After he was dropped, Wes ran the ropes and nailed a Running Knee strike to the face of Scott that sent him bouncing off the ropes and RIGHT into a Pop-Up Spinebuster! Wes with the cover! 1...2...Scott kicks out! Wes then picked him up...

...but Caine came in and BIG BOOTED Scott in the back of the head, causing him to headbutt Wes down at the same time!

"OOPH! There's Albert Caine, and I don't think he liked what happened earlier at all! He just caused a meeting of the minds!" Church called.

"And what a wonderful meeting it was! Couldn't happen to a better pair of LOSERS!" Sarge exclaimed.

Wes went down as Scott stumbled around, and got grabbed and planted with a Standing Side Slam to the mat hard! Caine dropped down for a cover! 1...2...Scott kicks out! Caine stood up, and then grabbed him by the throat to lift him up, and then tried to go for a Chokeslam, but Wes nailed a Chop Block to his leg. Caine dropped Scott who dropped him with a Neckbreaker instantly! Scott then got up and looked at Wes...and the two of them nodded as they picked up Caine and nailed him with rights over and over until they ran the ropes and hit him with a Double Knee Strike! They then picked him up, and looked to hit him with a Double Suplex...

...BUT ALBERT DOUBLE SUPLEXED THEM INSTEAD! Scott and Wes stumbled up in pain off that AND RIGHT INTO A DOUBLE SPEAR FROM ALBERT!

"And the Caretaker just LEVELED the guys! This creepy motherfucker is going to be a problem for everyone, isn't he?!" Church called.

"Well he's creepy for a reason! Creepy means being a monster, that's how it works in the business!" Sarge called.

Caine then pinned Scott off that Double Spear. 1...2...CLAUDE BREAKS IT UP! Claude began raining down blows, wanting to keep him down but got his throat grabbed by Caine who glared at him, and tried for a Chokeslam. But Claude grabbed the head and turned it into a DDT on the way down, and he got up and saw Albert already getting up. He then ran the ropes and nailed a Northern Lariat to the back of the skull! Albert still stood though although wobbly, so Claude ran the ropes and nailed him with another Northern Lariat! This time, Caine fell to his knees, and Claude smelled the blood, so he ran the ropes RIGHT INTO A SPINNING LARIAT FROM THE CARETAKER! Claude was laid out as Albert sneered down at Claude as he picked him up, and he placed him between his legs for a Powerbomb...

...BUT CLOUD CAME FLYING IN WITH A DIVING KNEE SMASH TO THE FACE! Albert was out on his feet and then got BACK BODY DROPPED by Claude! Albert stumbled up to his feet and RIGHT INTO A DOUBLE FLAPJACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE THAT SENT HIM OUT OF THE RING!

"And Cloud and Claude with some INFAMOUS teamwork right there to get that creepy asshole out of there! Right in stereo!" Church called.

"I only cheer it because it has a UCA guy there! Otherwise, the fact that it was done by dirty Blues would have ruined it all!" Sarge exclaimed.

"But oh boy...we may finally be about to get a long awaited clash in this match..." Church pointed out.

With Albert gone, the two stood up...and faced off with each other, as the crowd popped at this confrontation. Claude smirked as he cracked his knuckles, and Cloud simply stared him down saying "You ready?" and Claude replied with "Always have been, Cloud..." as the two readied themselves...

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...AND GAMZEE SUDDENLY CAME IN WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY OVER CLAUDE AND ONTO CLOUD!

"OH HELL, IT'S GAMZEE! Where the hell did he fucking come from?! He just took out Cloud!" Church exclaimed.

"Yean, and that Lucifer ain't too happy about it, he looks steaming mad!" Sarge shouted.

Indeed, Claude looked furious as Gamzee got up, and honked towards Claude with a massive grin, shouting "YEAH, I GOT HIM! HERE TO HELP YOU, FRIEND!" and he held up a hand for a high five towards Claude. Claude glared at him as he reached out towards the hand AND PULLED HIM INTO A VICIOUS SPINEBUSTER!

"And Claude just PLANTS him! Whatever Gamzee thinks of Claude, he clearly isn't that to him in reality!" Church stated.

"He's a JUGGALO! What does Gamzee expect of Claude to think of him?! Even the Reds wouldn't want to touch him!" Sarge proclaimed.

Claude shouted "WE'RE NOT FRIENDS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!" Claude then picked up Gamzee, and lifted him up for a Powerbomb...but then WES GRABBED HIM FROM BEHIND...

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...AND GERMAN SUPLEXED CLAUDE ONTO HIS NECK, SENDING GAMZEE FLYING FACE INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

"OH GOD! Wes with that strength of his, just snagging Claude and lifting both him and Gamzee for maximum pain! Shit, man!" Church winced.

"If there's one Wes is, it's him being strong! If only he were in UCA, then he'd be a truly a great Red!" Sarge proclaimed.

Claude rolled out of the ring as Gamzee stumbled out of the corner, and right into a German Suplex of his own, bridged into a pin! 1...2...Gamzee kicks out! Wes wasted no time though as he picked him up, and Irish Whipped him into the corner. But Gamzee leaped over the corner and onto the apron once there, so Wes ran at him, but the juggalo then slid under the ropes and in between Wes' legs once he got there. Frustrated, Wes turned around to deal with Gamzee, but went right into a Jumping DDT! Gamzee made the cover on Wes! 1...2...Wes kicks out. Gamzee honked and went over to the corner, climbed up it as he waited for Wes to get back up, and dived off it...

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...BUT GOT SNAGGED OUT OF THE AIR ONTO HIS SHOULDER!

"OH NOOOOOO...Gamzee got snagged, that's NOT a good thing...! I think he's about to go for a ride!" Church shouted.

"Gamzee, it was nice knowing you, but you're about to get murdered. You were a weird juggalo, and nobody salutes you." Sarge stated.

Gamzee flailed about while Wes frowned massively, before he began to spin with Gamzee on his shoulders in rapid fashion. Claude got on the apron as this happened AND GOT NAILED WITH GAMZEE AS HE SPUN! Albert slid into the ring and tried to go after him, but got NAILED by GAMZEE'S HEAD DURING THE SPIN! Scott then climbed up the corner and dived off it towards them ONLY TO GET CLOCKED OUT OF THE AIR BY GAMZEE'S LEGS! And Wes just kept spinning and spinning with Gamzee in tow...

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...AND SPUN HIM RIGHT INTO A TKO!

"TKO! RIGHT AFTER USING GAMZEE'S BODY AS A WEAPON! That guy has to be dizzy AND in massive pain right now!" Church called.

"And it certainly was a total knockout again! If only it were a total RED knockout, then it'd have gotten a ten!" Sarge exclaimed.

Wes then turned Gamzee over and hooked the leg!

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CLOUD PULLED WES OUT OF THE RING BY HIS LEG!

"And Cloud saved the match and his title! He's not letting it leave UCA without a fight-OH GOD!" Church suddenly cried out.

And the reason was because Wes, angry at that happening, grabbed Cloud and Biel Threw him INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Cloud arched his back in pain as Wes went over to the English announce table and proceeded to tear it apart and clear it up everything...

"...Welp, I really liked this table too. This sucks." Church deadpanned.

...and Wes then grabbed him, and set him up in a Gutwrench, and lifted him up for a Snag Machine (Sitout Gutwrench Powerbomb) through the table...

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...but Cloud flipped through it and landed behind Wes, who turned around AND GOT SPINNING SPINEBUSTERED RIGHT ONTO THE APRON HARD!

"AND WES MET A NEW FRIEND, THE RING APRON FOR HIS BACK! Cloud getting out of a sticky situation, then deciding to fuck over Wes' back!" Church stated.

"It's one of the few things Cloud is good for! It almost convinces me he deserved his Remake. ALMOST." Sarge proclaimed.

Cloud looked down at Wes and nodded before sliding back into the ring AND RIGHT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE FROM A SNEAKY SCOTT! 1...2...Cloud kicks out! The two scrambled to their feet, and that's where Scott begins nailing rapid blows to Cloud, each one garnering a "Good!", "Very Good!", and "Great!" from a random video game voice. Cloud couldn't block them all as he was getting dazed, and suddenly, a Super Meter appeared on screen as it filled up, and Scott was fired up and WENT FOR A SHORYUKEN...

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...but Cloud backed away just in the nick of time as Scott was in the air, who blinked twice, AND CAME DOWN ONTO CLOUD'S SHOULDERS FOR A SAMOAN DROP!

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

"And there's a Combo BROKEN for Scott! In the most painful way possible too!" Church called.

"This is why you don't play video games...because if you're a Scott, you'll fail miserably at them." Sarge stated.

Cloud made the cover on Scott!

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Scott kicked out!

"Scott's not done yet though! But that may be bad news because Cloud may be heading in for the kill!" Church called.

Cloud picked up Scott, and then Irish Whipped him into the ropes, and when he came back, popped him up into the air for Climhazzard! But Scott actually LEAPED over him, and ran the ropes again and went for a Tornado Punch, but Cloud sidestepped Scott...

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...WHO SUDDENLY LEAPED AT THE ROPES AND NAILED HIM WITH THE EXTRA LIFE (Diving/Springboard Enziguri)!

SCOTT GAINED ONE LIFE

"EXTRA LIFE! AND SCOTT DID GAIN ONE AS THE NAME SAYS! He took Cloud out and got some oomph on that one!" Church called.

"Cloud, you were supposed to deny him that life! He didn't deserve anymore, this is why it's hard to cheer for you!" Sarge proclaimed.

Scott then quickly covered Cloud!

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CLOUD KICKED OUT!

"Cloud and UCA stay alive, but Scott's got all the momentum AND OH GOD..." Church suddenly called out.

The reason why was shown when Scott got off Cloud to do more to him...and then looked up to see Albert Caine towering over him, staring straight at him. Scott paled at the sight of him for a few seconds, and simply said, "Ah cra-" AND GOT LIFTED UP AND POWERBOMBED ONTO CLOUD'S BODY! Albert held on though and Powerbombed him AGAIN onto Cloud's body, before lifitng him up once more AND POWERBOMBING HIM OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE GROUND WITH A SPLAT!

SCOTT LOST ONE LIFE

"OH GOD! SCOTT JUST LOST HIS LIFE! ...LITERALL! ...IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING! ...ONLY HOW SCOTT CAN!" Church called.

"AND I DON'T THINK HE'S DONE! THE CARETAKER WANTS MORE!" Sarge called.

Albert then saw Cloud stumbling up to his feet, and ran and flattened him with a Big Boot to the skull that sent him crashing into the corner. And from there, he saw Gamzee climbing one of the corners, ready to dive off at a moment's notice...but he got his throat GRABBED by Albert. The Caretaker sneered at the juggalo...

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...BEFORE THROWING HIM OFF THE TOP AND INTO THE CROWD OVER THE BARRICADE!

"AND GAMZEE WAS JUST SENT TOWARDS A POSSIBLE DEATH AS WELL! CARETAKER WITH NO REMORSE!" Church called.

"HE'S MURDERING ANYONE IN HIS SIGHT! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Sarge exclaimed.

Caine then looked and saw Cloud standing up near one of the corners, and ran and nailed a massive Corner Clothesline on him. Cloud stumbled out of it, and got lifted ono the shoulder, then rammed into the corner back-first THEN POWERSLAMMDE, COMPLETING THE OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE!

"And there's a damn Stampede upon which Cloud got trampled by! That's gonna leave a mark!" Church called.

"Cloud, if you lose here, the Reds will haunt you even in the Lifestream!" Sarge warned.

Caine hooked the leg for the cover!

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Cloud kicks out!

"And Cloud's still alive! He's one tough SOB, so he won't go down very easy! But Albert Caine is on a tear, who's gonna stop him?!" Church questioned.

Albert looked to do more to Cloud, but he saw Claude slide back into the ring and when he got, got kneed in the jaw which brought him down. He then grabbed him by the throat, and lifted him up by it, staring him dead in the eyes...before lifting him up by the throat AND GOT BLASTED IN THE FACE BY BRASS KNUCKLES!

"WHAT?! BRASS KNUCKLES?! WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM?!" Sarge questioned.

"IT'S FUCKING CLAUDE SPEED, HE PROBABLY ALWAYS HAD THEM ON HAND! IT'S A SIX-PACK CHALLENGE, NO DISQUALIFCATIONS! AND WITH THE CARETAKER, YOU CAN'T BLAME HIM FOR GOING THERE!" Church called.

Albert dropped him in pain, and that allowed Claude to start wailing on Albert's face repeatedly with the brass knuckles, bringing him down to his knees as a result. Claude kept pounding away with the knuckles, busting open Albert, but the Caretaker pushed him away in desperation. But Claude bounced off the ropes, and nailed him with a Discus Lariat! Claude dropped down for a cover! 1...2...Albert kicks out! Claude then backed up and waited for him to get back up and went for another brass knuckle shot, but got GRABBED by the throat! Albert stood up with a growl, before lifting him up...

...AND CLAUDE LANDED ON TOP OF THE CORNER! Albert was stunned, but got a headbutt which sent him back a bit. Claude then tried to steady himself on the corner, BUT GOT A BOOT TO THE FACE! Claude was out of it on the top turnbuckle, and that's when Albert actually began to climb it, grabbing Claude...

"Oh my god, Caine is climbing the corner... That's something he never does, this may be bad..." Church muttered.

"When horror goes flying, that's when all hope is-HEY WAIT A MINUTE..." Sarge suddenly cried out...

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...WES CAME IN AND CLIMBED THE CORNER, GRANNING ALBERT BY THE WAIST...

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...AND NAILED A TOP-ROPE GERMAN SUPLEX ON HIM!

"OH GOD, WES! HE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND SNAGGED HIM OFF THE TOP! CAINE JUST CRASHED AND BURNED HARD!" Church exclaimed.

"THAT DAMN SNAG TRAINER! HE TOOK OUT THAT MONSTER! THAT'S SOME STRENGTH HE'S GOT!" Sarge shouted.

Wes then lept over to Albert and pinned him!

"And it may net him the win! Here's the cover!" Church called.

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CLAUDE CAME IN WITH A DIVING ELBOW DROP TO WES TO BREAK IT UP!

"AND CLAUDE WITH THE EPIC SAVE! That's not his forte, but anything to save the match for himself!" Church called.

"Hey, it saved the match for UCA! He's a dirty Blue, but for once, I applaud him! ...Now he better get his ass kicked from here on out!" Sarge urged.

Wes held his back in pain as he rolled off Caine and stumbled to his feet RIGHT INTO A BRASS KNUCKLE-AIDED SUPERMAN PUNCH! Claude then hooked the leg! 1...2...WES KICKED OUT BARELY! Claude groaned, but he wasn't going to stop as he backed up, and then revved his foot as he leaned against the ropes...

"Oh boy... I think he wants the killshot, the Bicycle Kick! If he hits it, we can kiss our IC Title goodbye...!" Church stated.

...then ran at Wes once he got up...

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...AND BICYCLE KICK-DOESN'T HAPPEN AS GAMZEE CAME IN WITH A SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA TO SEND WES OUT OF THE RING!

"WHOA, WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE DID GAMZEE COME FROM?! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!" Church shouted.

"I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE TOOK CLAUDE'S WIN AWAY! AND HE AIN'T HAPPY!" Sarge proclaimed.

Indeed, Claude looked stunned and furious at what just happened as Gamzee went up to Claude, and honked loduly, shouting that he got the man, and that they were totally gonna rock this Six Pack Challenge now as friends, and held up a hand for a high five...BEFORE HE GOT BLASTED IN THE FACE WITH BRASS KNUCKLES! Gamzee went down as Claude began stomping out Gamzee, and shouting at him, "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! WE'RE NOT FRIENDS! YOU WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE, AND YOU KEEP RUINING THINGS! YOU'RE A DAMN JUGGALO, SO GET THE HINT! WE'RE NOT FRIENDS AND NEVER WILL BE!"

"THAT'S...pretty harsh by Claude just there, man... Geez, was he that pissed off by Gamzee?" Church muttered.

"Gamzee's a juggalo, all he does is piss people off! I don't blame Claude, Gamzee wouldn't take hint!" Sarge exclaimed.

Claude then backed up, and with a grimace, revved his foot up as he prepared for the end. Meanwhile, Gamzee was slowly getting up as he took in Claude's words. He honked sadly...before he began to tremble...and Claude ran at him...

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...AND GAMZEE SUDDENLY JUMPED UP AND NAILED A BRUTAL LARIAT!

"OH GOD, WHAT THE HELL?!" Church questioned.

"GAMZEE, WHAT DID HE...?!" Sarge exclaimed.

And from there, one could see that Gamzee's expression had changed from goofy to rage and almost psychotic as he jumped on Claude and began to go to town on his face. He had just snapped, and was now headbutting the face repeatedly, before Claude managed to push him. He was stunned by this change in Gamzee, and went for a right with the brass knuckles BUT GAMZEE KICKED THEM OUT OF HIS HAND! Claude was stunned before he got his NOSE BIT by Gamzee! He cried out inpain as he tried to push him off, but Gamzee wouldn't let go! Eventually, Claude ripped him off as his nose was bloody, but then got Dropkicked right into the corner! He stumbled out of it...

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...AND RIGHT INTO A MOOD SWING (Spinning Reverse STO)!

"GAMZEE HAS GONE GONE WILD! GAMZEE HAS SNAPPED AND CLAUDE IS PAYING THE PRICE!" Church called.

"SOMEONE CALL FOR HELP! THE JUGGALO HAS GONE PSYCHOTIC!" Sarge exclaimed.

Gamzee then hooked the leg of Claude!

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CLAUDE KICKS OUT!

"And Claude survives! But god, I think he set something off in Gamzee! He may regret it when this is all said and done!" Church stated.

Gamzee growled as he picked up Claude, and had him in the grasp for the Bard's Rage (Lumbar Check)...but then Claude began to elbow him in the head to keep him from doing it. Then he Snapmared him over, and Gamzee got back up and got Kneed in the face by Claude. Gamzee stumbled on his feet, and then got lifted into a Fireman's Carry. Claude then went for a Steamroller, but Gamzee slipped out from behind him and then Dropkicked him into the corner. Claude was dazed BUT GOT KNEED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE HARD! Gamzee was getting more and more vicious as he lifted Claude onto the top turnbuckle, climbing up with him, and draped his arm over his head...

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...BUT SCOTT APPEARED ON THE APRON...

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...SLINGSHOTS OVER THE ROPES...

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...AND HITS A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB ON GAMZEE, WHICH MADE HIM HIT A SUPERPLEX ON CLAUDE AT THE SAME TIME!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

"OH SHIT, SCOTT PILGRIM! COMING AND TAKING OUT TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! AND YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!" Church shouted.

"THAT DAMN PILGRIM! WHO SAID HE COULD DO THAT?! I DIDN'T! THEREFORE, IT WASN'T VALID IN THIS GAME! I WANT A RESTART!" Sarge exclaimed.

Claude rolled out of the ring as Scott hooked Gamzee's leg!

"You aren't getting one, Sarge, because here's the cover!" Church exclaimed.

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GAMZEE KICKED OUT!

"Oh, that was too close, I nearly had a heart attack! You Blues will NOT be the death of me!" Sarge exclaimed.

Scott groaned at the kickout, but kept his cool as he picked up Gamzee, and then lifted him up with a Suplex...but then Gamzee flipped behind him, and nailed a Snap German Suplex! Scott held his head in pain as Gamzee was still a bit out of it, and they both stumbled up to their feet, and Gamzee reacted first, nailing a few Forearms first before Irish Whipping him into the opposite ropes, but Scott bounced off them and nailed a Spinning Wheel Kick on him! Gamzee went down and stumbled up to his feet and got lifted into a Fireman's Carry...

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...and then planted with a Steamroller! Scott makes the cover! 1...2...GAMZEE KICKS OUT!

"Gamzee with the kickout! But Scott with all the momentum! If Gamzee doesn't do someting, this may be a wrap!" Church called.

"Do something, you damn juggalo! Do something to save UCA!" Sarge cried out.

Scott backed up as he waited for Gamzee, readying his fist...and went for a familiar Tornado Punch as he got up, but GAMZEE DUCKED! Scott turned around, and got grabbed AND DOWN WITH THE CLOWN INTO THE CORNER! Scott arched his back in pain as Gamzee grinned madly before stalking Scott, and when he got up...grabbed him from behind...

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...BARD'S RAGE-DOES NOT CONNECT! Scott flipped through it and landed behind Gamzee, who turned around and got pushed into the ropes! Gamzee bounced off them, but then got lifted overhead by Scott...

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...RIGHT INTO GETTING SPEARED OUT OF THE AIR BY WES!

"OH SHIT, WES! HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND JUST SPEARED GAMZEE TO HELL!" Church called.

"HE SNAGGED HIM FOR THAT BIG MOVE! THIS OPPORTUNISTIC DIRTBAG!" Sarge exclaimed.

Wes then hooked the leg quickly!

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SCOTT BROKE IT UP!

"And Scott stops Wes from winning the title then and there! Things are getting tense, the title could be won at any moment here!" Church stated.

"These damn dirtbags keep giving me heart attacks! JUST LET CLOUD WIN ALREADY!" Sarge exclaimed.

Scott picked up Wes, but he broke free and proceeded to nail several rights to the face, before Irish Whipping him into the ropes for a Back Body Drop on his way back. But Scott stopped, and kicked him in the chest, then bounced off the ropes, but ran right into a Fireman's Carry. Scott struggled, and managed to land behind him and grab him for a German Suplex. But Wes managed to execute a Standing Switch, and then German Suplexed him instead! But Scott backflipped out of it and landed on his feet, and ran right at Wes as he got up AND RIGHT INTO A SCOOP POWERSLAM! Scott arched his back, but Wes quickly picked him up, and then lifted him for the Snag Machine...

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...BUT SCOTT FLIPPED THROUGH IT AND THEN A JUMPING COMPLETE SHOT ON WES! COVER! 1...2...KICK OUT!

"AND SCOTT NEARLY HAD IT! Wes thought he had him, but Scott Pilgrim is persistent! He wants to be a Champion again so badly, to make up for being screwed out of his own IC Title!" Church called.

"He can make up for it elsewhere! UCA isn't his video game to beat! The difficulty is set to "Impossible" so he needs to quit NOW!" Sarge shouted.

Scott stood up and got on the apron, grabbing onto it as he waited for Wes to get up. And once he did, he Springboarded off it and K.O. PUNCH (Diving/Springboard Tornado Punch)-IS DODGED! Wes moved out of the way as Scott rolled through it and onto his feet, before running at Wes who sidestepped him and Scott ran into the corner. Wes tried to grab Scott, but got an elbow to the face before Scott tried to climb the corner with his back turned for a Whisper in the Wind...

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...but Wes got UNDER HIM AND CARRIED HIM BACKWARDS IN AN ELECTRICAL CHAIR!

"OH NO...that's not good...! That's not fucking good at all...! Scott in one position he doesn't want to be in!" Church called.

Scott's eyes widened as he began to hit Wes' head in a panic, trying to get him to drop him, but he wouldn't let go. Scott kept firing...until he saw a "Limit Break" bar that was completely full appear under them...and then a menu appeared with Limit Break names, until "Meteodive" was selected. Scott blinked twice, confused as he wasn't doing anything...but then he looked up, and his eyes widened, and all he could say was "AH SON OF A-"

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...AND CLOUD CAME IN WITH A METEODIVE OFF THE TOP ONTO SCOTT'S HEAD, MAKING WES NAIL HIM WITH A ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP AT THE SAME TIME!

"OH SON OF A BITCH! SCOTT GOT DEALT A LIMIT BREAK AND TOOK IT IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY! THAT'S GOTTA BE PAIN INCARNATE!" Church called.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO PLAY THE GAME, SCOTT! YOU WIND UP LOSING!" Sarge exclaimed.

Scott went limp as he rolled to the side of the ring and Cloud got to his feet, but Wes was there with a knee to the gut to stun him. Wes then tried to lift him for a Suplex, but Cloud instead lifted him for one. Wes landed behind Cloud and he then nailed a Snap German Suplex, bridging it into a pin! 1...2...Cloud kicks out! Wes stayed on Cloud as he picked him up, as he nailed a few European Uppercuts to keep him off balance, before lifting him onto his shoulders. He then spun him off his shoulders...

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...BUT CLOUD LANDED ON HIS FEET! Wes was stunned as he turned to Cloud AND GOT POPPED UP INTO THE AIR AND NAILED WITH THE CLIMHAZZARD!

"CLIMHAZZARD! Cloud nails another Limit Break and he's got Wes down for the count! This is his chance!" Church called.

"Win, right now! Win it now! Do it, so I don't have to feel stress!" Sarge exclaimed.

Cloud had folded up Wes for the pin!

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WES KICKED OUT!

"NO! Wes barely manages to survive, and this match goes on! Something's gotta give!" Church called.

"It better be everyone else but Cloud! UCA has to keep our title, or I'll murder somebody!" Sarge exclaimed.

Cloud sighed, but he knew this was going to be tough as he picked up Wes, and tried to set him up for the Buster Sword...

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...BUT ALBERT CAINE CAME FLYING OFF THE TOP WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE ON CLOUD!

"OH GOD! IT'S CAINE! HE'S BACK!" Church exclaimed.

"NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD! SOMEONE STOP HIM!" Sarge shouted.

No one heard him as Caine rolled to his feet, and caught the stumbling up Cloud with an uppercut, before nailing a rising Wes with a Big Boot to the face! He saw Cloud rising up near the corner, and ran and nailed a powerful Corner Clothesline! Albert then ran and nailed Wes as he got up with a BRUTAL LARIAT! Clouds stumbled and RIGHT INTO A CHOKESLAM! Albert then saw Scott trying to get up, so he grabbed him and lifted him up into a Military Press! He then saw Gamzee trying to get up on the outside...

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...AND TOSSED SCOTT OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO GAMZEE OUTSIDE!

"ALBERT IS JUST DESTROYING SHIT RIGHT NOW! ALBERT HAS BEEN A FORCE ALL MATCH LONG, AND THIS LATE, IT MAY BE THE DEATH BELL!" Church shouted.

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET THE CARETAKER LIVE! HE'S GONNA WRECK EVERYTHING! WHY DOES FWF HAVE SUCH MONSTERS?!" Sarge questioned.

Caine stared down coldly at the destruction he laid bare before turning around and grabbing Wes, and then grabbing him by the throat, and lifting him up for a Chokeslam. But Wes caught him with a knee, which forced Caine to drop him, and then started to get nailed with repeated European Uppercuts. Caine pushed him away, but then Wes nailed him with a Discus Elbow which dropped him to his knees. Wes then grabbed him by the waist...and tried to lift him up for the Snag Machine...

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...but instead, Albert Back Body Dropped him instead! Wes rolled to his feet, holding his back but got Shoulder Blocked into the corner! Albert then ran at him, but Wes moved out of the way, and he crashed into the corner. He backed out, holding his chest, and Wes quickly climbed the corner, wanting to bring him down. He then dived off the top...

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...AND GOT CAUGHT IN THE ARMS OF ALBERT! Wes flailed about, but Albert didn't let go before lifiting him onto his shoulder, then held him upside down...

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...AND NAILED HIM WITH THE REST IN PIECES (Leaping Tombstone Piledriver)!

"WES JUST RESTED IN PIECES! SPIKED ON HIS FREAKING HEAD! OH GOD, THAT MAY BE IT! WES ISN'T MOVING!" Church exclaimed.

"NO, PLEASE, NO! SOMEONE STOP THIS! PLEASE! NOT LIKE THIS! NOOOOOO!" Sarge cried out.

Albert placed both of Wes' hand over his chest, and held him in that position for the pin!

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"CLOUD! HE SAVED THE TITLE FOR UCA! HE HAD JUST ENOUGH WHEREWITALL TO BREAK IT UP! WHAT A LIFESAVER!" Church exclaimed.

"I AM THIS CLOSE TO FORGIVING YOU FOR YOUR BLUENESS, CLOUD! JUST GET THE DAMN WIN, AND MAYBE I WILL!" Sarge shouted.

Cloud was barely aware of everything as he reacted on instinct and tried to get up, but got BLASTED with a Big Boot by an angry Albert Caine. He stared down at Cloud before grabbing him by the throat, and yanking him up to his feet. He stared him dead in the eyes, before saying "Your title...and this company...will belong to me now. It's OVER," before he lifted him onto his shoulder. He then proceeded to set him up, upside down...

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...BEFORE CLAUDE CAME IN AND BLASTED ALBERT CAINE WITH A CHAIR!

"CLAUDE! CLAUDE TO THE DAMN RESCUE WITH A STEEL CHAIR! AND YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME HIM!" Church exclaimed.

"THAT CAINE IS A MONSTER! BUST HIS HEAD OPEN AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE!" Sarge cheered.

Caine dropped Cloud and was dazed on his feet, and got ANOTHER chair shot to the head! FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER! Caine then leaned against the ropes in a daze, AND CLOUD NAILED A YAKUZA KICK TO SEND HIM OVER THE ROPES, TO THE OUTSIDE! Cloud and Claude looked at each other after that...and nodded as they both went outside as Claude nailed one final chair to the back of Caine, before he and Cloude picked up Albert. They then lifted him up on their shoulders...ran with him...

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...AND THREW HIM LIKE A JAVELIN THROUGH THE RINGSIDE BARRICADE WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT!

"AND THE INFAMOUS DUO JUST FUCKING THREW HIM THROUGH A BARRICADE! OH SON OF A BITCH! THEY WANTED TO TAKE NO CHANCES! THEY WANTED TO TAKE HIM OUT PERMANENTLY!" Church shouted.

"I CHEER FOR THE DEATH OF THE CARETAKER! IT IS THE ONE THING WORTH CHEERING FOR IN THE FIGHT FOR UCA! DOWN WITH THE CARETAKER!" Sarge cheered.

The crowd popped loudly as Cloud and Claude panted as Albert lied in the remains of the barricade...until Cloud and Claude looked at each other. They did for awhile, until Cloud stood and rolled back into the ring. He stood up...and motioned for Claude to come in as the crowd cheered loudly!

"Oh boy...I think Cloud's finally ready to start what was interrupted awhile back...!" Church stated.

"And you know what, it's going to be gooooodd...!" Sarge proclaimed.

Claude had a slight smirk on his face as he slid into the ring, and stared off with Cloud face to face. The crowd was going loudly as the two Infamous friends had words with each other, before nodding and turning away from each other...

...AND THEN STARTED TO GO TO TOWN ON EACH OTHER TO A MASSIVE POP!

"HERE WE GO! IT'S CLOUD VS CLAUDE FINALLY! IT'S DOWN TO THEM! FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE!" Church exclaimed.

"THAT IT'S, GIVE ME BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE RED GODS! SPILL IT ALL FOR THEM!" Sarge cried out.

The two continued to trade blows in the middle of the ring until Claude started to get the better of Cloud, and then Irish Whipped him into the ropes. He tried for a Back Body Drop, but Cloud bounced back and caught him with a Facekbreaker Knee Smash that stunned him. Cloud then bounced off the ropes once more, but ran right into an Inverted Atomic Drop himself! Claude then bounced off the ropes himself, but Cloud ducked the incoming Lariat! Cloud turned around into a kick from Claude, who then tried to lift him for a Suplex...

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...but Cloud planted himself back onto the ground and nailed a Swinging Neckbreaker! Claude held his neck as Cloud got up, and then waited for Claude to get back up, and then popped him back into the air...

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...and Claude came down and DOUBLE SLEDGED HIM across the skull! Cloud was stunned before Claude grabbed him...

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...AND NAILED HIM WITH A DOUBLE ARM DDT!

"DOUBLE ARM DDT! Claude plants Cloud with authority, and the Champ is out like a light!" Church called.

"No, don't you dare, Cloud! If you lose like this, I'm gonna haunt you in the Lifestream! I'll find a way!" Sarge exclaimed.

Claude hooked the leg!

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"And Cloud's not gonna meet that fate just yet! He stays alive, Claude's gonna have to try harder to put him down!" Church called.

Claude didn't waste time though as he backed up and stalked Cloud as he was slow to get up. Once he was up, Claude charged at him...AND CLOUD LEAPFROGGED OVER HIM! Claude hit the corner hard, and stumbled out of it before getting lifting into a Fireman's Carry...

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...but Claude slipped out from behind and caught Cloud with a kick when he turned around, and tried for a DDT...

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..and Cloud spun out of it, and pulled Claude into a Lariat...

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...but Claude ducked it, and caught Cloud with a Hangman's Neckbreaker! Cloud held his neck in pain as Clade backed up once more, this time revving his foot...before running at Cloud...

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...AND CLOUD AVOIDED THE BICYCLE KICK, GRABBING CLAUDE FROM BEHIND...AND NAILED HIM WITH THE BRAVER!

"BRAVER CONNECTS! Cloud with yet another Limit Break, pulling out all the stops he can to retain his title!" Church called.

"I usually hate it, but this time around I love it! Give me all the Limit Breaks to destroy our enemies!" Sarge exclaimed.

Cloud turned Claude over and hooked the leg!

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"AND CLAUDE STILL LIVES! What a battle between these two, neither of them want to give up! They both want to leave with the Intercontinental Title, badly!" Church called.

Cloud panted, feeling a bit exhausted, but he knew he had to finish it as he picked up Claude, and grabbed him in a Gutwrench. He then lifted him up into a Canadian Backbreaker position...

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...but Claude slipped out of it, and caught Cloud with an Elbow Smash after he turned around. Cloud was dazed off that, and Claude bounced off the ropes for a Discus Lariat, but Cloud caught him with a kick to the arm! He then grabbed him and went for an Uranage...

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...but Claude broke free, and suddenly nailed a familiar Leg-Hook Reverse STO! Cloud was laid out as Claude rolled away from Claude, and once again, revved his foot up...

"Oh boy, Claude looking for it, he wants to finally end this once and for all...!" Church stated.

"Cloud, grow eyes in the back of your, quick! You need to, for all of our sakes!" Sarge exclaimed.

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...and once Cloud got up, Claude ran at him, pumped the legs...

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...AND CLOUD CAUGHT THE FOOT! Claude's eyes widened as Cloud suddenly pulled him in by the leg AND NAILED HIM WITH THE CLIMHAZZARD! Cloud then rolled Claude backwards onto his feet, and grabbed him, lifted him up...

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...AND NAILED HIM WITH THE BUSTER SWORD!

"BUSTER SWORD! HE GOT IT! HE FINALLY GOT IT! CLAUDE'S LAID OUT! HE'S NOT MOVING!" Church shouted.

"YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! PIN HIM, CLOUD! PIN HIM SO I CAN GO BACK TO HATING YOU!" Sarge shouted.

Cloud turned him over as the crowd counted happily!

"HERE'S THE COVER...!" Church exclaimed.

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CLOUD GOT PULLED OUT OF THE RING AND BLASTED BY A STEEL CHAIR!

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Cloud shouted in shock. "WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND OH MY GOD!"

...IT WAS JASON KRUEGER! The crowd was in shock as Jason Krueger was glaring down at the body of Cloud, before he began to slam the chair repeatedly onto him!

"JASON FUCKING KRUEGER, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?! HE'S BEATING THE HELL OUT OF CLOUD WITH THAT CHAIR! DOES HE REALIZE WHAT HE'S DOING?!" Church questioned angrily.

"JASON, NO! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! I WOULD CHEER FOR THIS AT ANY OTHER POINT, BUT NOT NOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THIS IS OUR INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE!" Sarge shouted.

Jason kept slamming the chair over Cloud before throwing it away, and then went over to the English announce table and began to tear apart the covering! Once he had done that, he grabbed Cloud, and lifted him upon his shoulder...

"OH CRAP, JASON, NO, DON'T YOU DARE...!" Church began.

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...AND AWESOME BOMBS HIM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! JASON KRUEGER JUST AWESOME BOMBED CLOUD TO HELL! HE BOMBED OUR CHAMPION...IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERPROMOTIONAL TITLE DEFENSE! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" Church exclaimed.

"JASON KRUEGER, HOW COULD YOU! I WAS YOUR BIGGEST FAN, AND YOU DO THIS TO ME! WHAT A RED TRAGEDY!" Sarge cried in despair.

"DAMMIT, KRUEGER! WHY?! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! OF ALL THE THINGS TO DO...WHY?!" Church demanded.

Jason continued to stare down Cloud's prone body stoically, before he stepped over it and went over the barricade, and proceeded over the barricade as UCA fans were absolutely LIVID as they booed Jason. He didn't seem to care though as he left, with Cloud not moving, and Claude still laid out in the ring...

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...and Gamzee stirred as he climbed up the apron.

"Oh NO...GAMZEE..." Church gasped.

"NO...NOT HIM... ANYONE BUT HIM..." Sarge begged.

Gamzee stood on there, and then he saw Claude in the ring...and his vision went blood red as he climbed up the corner, and then sized up Claude...

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...AND NAILED THE FAGYO LEG DROP (Diving Leg Drop)!

"SON OF A BITCH, NO! NOT LIKE THIS...! WE CAN'T LOSE LIKE THIS...!" Church shouted.

"NO, NO, NO, I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE SARGE'D! I DON'T! NOT NOW!" Sarge exclaimed.

Gamzee hooked the leg as Matt reluctantly counted!

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CLAUDE KICKED OUT!

"HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT, CLAUDE IS ALIVE! THERE'S STILL A CHANCE!" Church exclaimed.

"FUCK YOU, GAMZEE! YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET THIS! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!" Sarge shouted.

Gamzee's eyes widened at the kickout...but the demented sneer reappeared on his face as he stared down at Claude, who was barely moving. Hurt by Claude destroying their "friendship," he picked up Claude and stared him down with a tilt of the head. He then HONKED in his face before grabbing him from behind...

"Oh crap...Gamzee might be ending this...! Someone has to do something...!" Church shouted.

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...BARD'S RAGE-DENIED BECAUSE CLAUDE ELBOWED HIM IN THE FACE! Claude was dropped as he reacted on instinct, and Gamzee held his face, and the GTA protag slowly crawled away. Gamzee scowled heavily as Claude pulled himself near the corner and ran at him...

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...but Claude lifted him overhead and he crashed face-first into the turnbuckle! He was dazed as Claude crawled away and stumbled up to his feet, and he gritted his teeth as he ran AND GOT CAUGHT WITH A SAVATE KICK TO THE JAW! He backed up and dropped to his knees, as Gamzee pulled himself up the corner.

"Claude trying to stay alive, as out of it as he is, but Gamzee may have other plans...!" Church stated.

"That juggalo can have plans elsewhere, UCA doesn't want anything to do with them!" Sarge claimed.

Gamzee then set himself up top as Claude was slowly getting up to his feet...

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...but then SCOTT APPEARED ON THE APRON! Gamzee was shocked as Scott grabbed him...

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...AND SHOVED HIM OFF THE TOP RIGHT INTO A BICYCLE KICK FROM CLAUDE!

"CLAUDE! WITH THE BICYCLE KICK! A LITTLE HELP FROM SCOTT PILGRIM TO FINALLY KICK GAMZEE'S LIGHTS OUT!" Church shouted.

"THAT WAS ABOUT AS BRUTAL A KICK AS I THINK I'VE SEEN! THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR BEING A JUGGALO!" Sarge exclaimed.

Gamzee was laid out as Claude stumbled about, but was about to drop down to cover him...

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...WHEN SCOTT CAME FLYING IN OFF THE TOP AND NAILED HIM WITH THE K.O. PUNCH!

K.O.!

"OH GOD! K.O. PUNCH! SCOTT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH HIS ULTIMATE FIST! I THINK CLAUDE IS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!" Church shouted.

"DAMMIT, CLAUDE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE UNTIL CLOUD REVIVED! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO YOUR FRIEND, CAN YOU?! NOOO!" Sarge exclaimed.

Claude crumpled to the mat and Scott hopped onto him, with a tight hook of the leg!

"OH GOD...THE COVER, NO, NO, NO...!" Church held his helmet.

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WES SUDDENLY SNAGGED HIM OFF CLAUDE AND NAILED HIM WITH THE SNAG MACHINE!

"AH FUCK! WHERE DID WES COME FROM?! HE JUST CAME IN AND NAILED THE SNAG MACHINE! SCOTT HAD NO CLUE UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE!" Church exclaimed.

"WAS HE LYING IN WAIT?! LETTING IT ALL PLAY OUT?! THAT SNEAKY...BLUE! YOU'RE A BLUE, WES! A DIRTY BLUE! CLOUD, GET UP! REVIVE ALREADY!" Sarge exclaimed.

Wes had Scott in a pinning position as Matt was forced to count!

"NO, NOT LIKE THIS...!"

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"SON OF A BITCH!" Church slammed his fists on the sides of his chair in frustration.

("Drones" by Rise Against)

"Here...is your winner...and...NEW...UCA Intercontinental Champion...WES..." Cait Sith managed to announce, just horrified by the result.

The boos came RAINING down from so many UCA fans, and even other fans that weren't WCW fans, as Wes stood up to his feet and soaked in what happened. He had done it. He had finally broken through and took what was UCA's. Matt Newman came in with the title and was reluctant...but Wes glared at him, and he was forced to hold out the title. He grabbed the Intercontinental Title, looked at it proudly, and simply said...

"Title...successfully SNAGGED."

He then held up the title high over his head as the boos continued to rain down him, but he didn't care. He was a Champion, no matter how he got there. And it was going to stay that way if he had anything to do with it.

"...You know, it's one thing to lose our fucking title. We risked it, we trusted our guy... But to lose it like that...because we got fucking screwed over by ONE OF OUR OWN... Are you SERIOUS?! THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT! I can't believe this, we're supposed to be better than this! But thanks to Krueger, our title's in the hands of WCW! I can't believe him!" Church raged, he was ANGRY.

"This can't be happening... This can't be happening... I was your biggest fan, Jason, why would you? YOU BETRAYED THE REDS. THE GREATEST FORCE EVER." Sarge cried out in anger.

"Guys, I've been pissed off about a lot of things...but this just may take the cake because GODDAMMIT, KRUEGER...WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!" Church cursed.

Wes then began to leave the ring and go up the ramp as the other competitors in the match began to stir. Albert was slowly getting up outside the ring amid the barricade remains, just scowling to himself at how he was taken out because he was too dominant. Gamzee was sitting outside the ring, eyes swirling as he wondered happened, Claude groaned as he was barely conscious and had no idea what had happened to Cloud whatsoever, and Scott lied in the ring as a "GAME OVER" graphic appeared over, indicating he had lost. And finally...

...Cloud was slowly pulling himself amid the table remains, and he stared at the situation up the ramp, at Wes leaving with his title...and he realized what happened. And from there, his fist clenched tightly as he felt anger course through him. He knew what caused this to happen...and he wasn't going to let this go. No matter what.

"Cloud is ANGRY...and I don't blame him. He had this match won, I'm sure of it. But at the last second, it was stolen from him. All I can say this...whenever Krueger decides to show up again, he better be ready. Because this isn't going to go unchallenged, that's for sure." Church claimed.

"You forced this, Krueger... You forced me against you. Now I must fight you... This is the way of things... I'm so sorry..." Sarge sniffled.

"But no matter what caused this...one thing's clear... Wes picked his spot, Wes played the game...and now he's the NEW Intercontinental Champion. And who knows what the fuck we're going to do now? Because there's no telling what Wes is going to do with our title. Goddammit! DAMN EVERYTHING!" Church cursed.

The final shot before going backstage was of Wes, holding up the UCA Intercontinental Title over his head, as if showing off his prize, and Cloud looking at the situation in frustration in so many ways...


We go backstage to see Gordon Freeman with his team of Samurai Jack, Nagisa Shiota, and Jude the Dude, and they all watched happened on the screen. Needless to say, they were all pretty much stunned.

"...That was most...unfortunate." Jack stated carefully.

"Yeah, I mean, you seriously just had that happen to you? You got screwed by one of your own company guys? I mean, I knew there were problems, but to go that far..." Nagisa rubbed the back of his head.

"I mean, my show finally got a win here, so AWESOME! Dude, that was KILLER!" Jude cheered...before he rubbed his chin. "Oh right but Scott last...man, that's a bummer. And Wes isn't that cool a dude...maybe I shouldn't be so excited..."

"Jude..." Nagisa sighed.

"What?" Jude blinked twice...before seeing Gordon Freeman's frustrated expression. "Oh right...sorry, dude. Tough luck."

Gordon just shook his head, he hated it. He really did, when he cared a lot about UCA, but he knew that it wasn't his problem and he couldn't do anything about it. For now, he had to focus on the Survivor Series Match tonight. And what they needed to address.

"In the end, it doesn't matter right now. We have more pressing matters. Particularly pertaining to that of...our partner, Willis." Jack grimaced.

"Oh yeah, hasn't he kind of become a bit of a jerk or something? It's kind of a bummer, he was actually kind of cool before he cheated on his girlfriend. That wasn't cool." Jude mused before turning to Nagisa. "Hey don't you have problems with him or something, dude?"

"Yeah...I do. He's a snake in the grass, he wasn't at all what people thought he was." Nagisa frowned. "After everything, I refuse to team with him. And if we have him on our team, I guarantee you, it's not going to end well."

"Well that just sucks... Which means, we're down a partner..." Jude sighed.

"Yes, that is what we must focus on. We're going to have to find a new teammate for the match against the Bullies soon. And on short notice..." Jack shook his head.

However, Gordon stood up and held up a hand, as if signaling that everything would be alright. The rest of the team was confused by this...before he pointed towards the entrance. They all turned...and were surprised to see the G-Man standing there.

"...In light of...recent events, it has come to my attention that Willis Globerman is...unfit to team with you. A most regrettable choice, however...I never thought he was fit to team with in the first place." G-Man explained. "However, Mr. Freeman is nothing if not...adaptable...and he already had someone in mind to take Willis' place. Luckily for us...he was more than willing to join the cause. After all...who doesn't hate...a bully?"

G-Man then stepped aside...

...and Maxwell of FWF and Scribblenauts came into the room to a massive pop from the crowd! And the rest of the team grinned at the sight of this!

"Duuuuuuuddee, that's SICK." Jude chuckled.

"Hm... I like this. I know Maxwell, he's pretty good." Nagisa smiled.

"It is an honor to fight alongside you, Maxwell." Jack bowed. "We are glad you have joined this "Resistance" in the fight against Bullying."

"Hey, I mean...when I heard Willis was going to be a problem, I felt like I had to help. After all, Willis is kind of becoming a dick. Someone had to do something." Maxwell shrugged. "Besides...who doesn't hate the Bullies? Everyone does and I wasn't going to pass up a chance to fight them. After all, I'm pretty sure I'd be a prime target of theirs. So they aren't on my friends list."

"Yeah, they're total jerks. They keep messing with me and Scott. Not cool." Jude groaned.

"Even in wrestling, you can't escape bullies. It's kind of annoying. And since I can't be an assassin in wrestling, why not just beat them up?" Nagisa chuckled.

"I cannot stand for them and what they do. Too many people suffer, and on my honor, I must fight with Gordon. They will not let go their plight against Gordon...so I will fight against them with all my might." Jack affirmed.

Gordon nodded...as he held out his hand. The other four saw this, and nodded as they place their hands on top of his, as a sign of unity. And Gordon looked at each and every one of them, and communicated through his eyes this: the Bullies keep on rampaging, they keep doing whatever they wanted, and Wolfgang thinks he can come out on top no matter what. But they're here to stop them once and for all. To finally put an end to the Bully menace, and squash their influence once and for all.

"...Yeah, dude. That sounds radical." Jude chuckled.

"That look in your eye lets me know you're ready to fight..." Nagisa smirked.

"We shall emerge victorious, Gordon Freeman. No matter the cost." Jack nodded.

"Let's kick some Bully ass, tonight." Maxwell proclaimed.

The five nodded at each other as they threw their hands up, ready to go to war. And the G-Man watched as he adjusted his tie, seemingly pleased with this development. But he knew the task ahead would be tough...they would need to bring it all to win.


We go to another part of backstage as we see Lobo walking around with the XCW Hardcore Title around his shoulder, smoking a cigar casually. He didn't seem too bothered by possible ambushes, after all, who would mess with the Main Man? But as he turned a corner, he stopped. Because he saw someone familiar, someone he had a run-in with a while back...

"Well, well..." Lobo puffed out some smoke. "If it ain't the big ol' bad King himself... Looks like you couldn't leave me alone, could you?"

And opposite of Lobo...

...was BOWSER as a loud roar could be heard at the confrontation being seen, and the Koopa King was glaring daggers at him.

"...Glad to see you remember me. Because I remember you." Bowser growled.

"Oh yeah? Remember how I punked your ass back at those weird-ass FWAs backstage, didn't you?" Lobo grinned.

"I remember you costing me that FWM Ironmetal Heavyweight Title! If it weren't for you, I'd at least have a title to hold me over! But because of you, I don't even have THAT!" Bowser roared.

"Hah, don't blame me for not having the balls to stop me. Blame yourself, for not being able to deal with the Main Man." Lobo retorted. "After all, who can stop me?"

"A lot of people...since you have barely done anything before tonight." Bowser sneered.

"Oh yeah? Well at least I have a title I can win. You know...since you can't even win a World Title." Lobo snapped back.

And that was the last straw. "THEN HOW ABOUT I TAKE THAT HARDCORE TITLE OFF YOUR BROKEN BODY?!" Bowser roared.

"BRING IT ON, KOOPA MAN! YOU CAN'T EVER HANDLE THE MAIN MAN!" Lobo shouted back.

AND THE TWO CHARGED AT EACH OTHER AND WENT TO BLOWS TO A MASSIV POP FROM THE CROWD!

"OH GOD! THE KOOPA KING AND MAIN MAN! LOBO AND BOWSER GOING AT IT! THEY GOT BEEF TO SETTLE!" Church shouted.

"THE BACKSTAGE AREA CAN'T HANDLE THESE FORCES FIGHTING EACH OTHER! EVERYONE, GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Sarge exclaimed.

The two kept drawing blows, until Bowser picked up Lobo and rammed him into the wall and kept doing so over and over again! Lobo gritted his teeth in pain before grabbing a nearby trashcan and slammed it over the skull of Bowser! Bowser backed up before getting blasted by the trash can over and over again! Lobo then grabbed a nearby chair and tried to use it, BUT BOWSER PUNCHED RIGHT THROUGH IT! Bowser then grabbed Lobo and threw him onto steel crates with a thud! Bowser then dragged him off then tried for a Chokeslam...but Lobo suddenly broke free before ACTUALLY BIEL-TOSSING BOWSER THROUGH A TABLE WITH HIS MASSIVE STRENGTH!

"YOU WANT HARDCORE?! I'LL GIVE YOU HARDCORE!" Lobo shouted.

He then grabbed a chain from inside his jacket and wrapped it around his fist and was about to hit a rising Bowser with it, but Bowser SLAMMED A CHAIR OVER HIS SKULL! Lobo was dazed off that, and got SHOULDER BLOCKED INTO THE WALL! Bowser was breathing out fire in a rage before grabbing him by the throat, and then roaring in his face, before lifting him up...

...but then LOBO PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE WITH HIS CHAIN! Bowser dropped him AND HE GOT SPEARED DOWN TO THE GROUND! Lobo stood up, flexing his muscles before picking him up, and throwing out a cutthroat gesture, shouting "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE MAIN MAN!" before he tried to lift him up for the Jackhammer...

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...but Bowser PUSHED HIM AWAY! Lobo then got BOOTED in the face hard as he was dazed, and Bowser roared and charged...

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...AND SPEARED HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW OF A NEARBY ROOM!

"OH GOD! OH SON OF A BITCH! BOWSER JUST SPEARED LOBO THROUGH A DAMN GLASS WINDOW! HE WANTED VENGEANCE, AND DID ANYTHING TO GET IT!" Church shouted.

"STOP! STOP! THEY MAY BE DEAD! ...Well not really, BUT THEY MAY BE DEAD! SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1!" Sarge shouted.

Bowser and Lobo both lied in the floor of the room, covered in glass shards as they groaned in pain, now feeling the effects of their brawl after that kind of attack hurt both of them...

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...and then it was revealed ROBBIE ROTTEN was in the same room as them! He was simply lazing about, eating junk food as he was stunned by what happened. He was kind of scared about what to do...until he saw the Hardcore Title lying in the hallway...and a ref passing by.

"...Hey! Hey ref! Come here! Quick, this is an emergency! For sure!" Robbie urged.

The ref saw Robbie, and went inside...and then Robbie actually COVERED LOBO! AND THE REF COUNTED!

"HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE...!" Church exclaimed.

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"Congratulations, Robbie Rotten, you are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"

"I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT..." Church stated in shock.

Robbie then stood up, and then exaggeratedly stretched out his limbs with a big groan, as if he had done so much work to get this result, when he literally did nothing. He then was handed the XCW Hardcore Title, and held it over his shoulder.

"So sorry, fellas, but it seems that in the end, you just couldn't handle me when I try my hardest. After all...ROBBIE ROTTEN IS NUMBER ONE!"

Robbie then held up a finger to show he was Number One as he walked away, all while Lobo and Bowser still try to recover...and man, they were not going to be happy when they fully regained themselves.