JOKER
"Free, free, free! So many plans so little time." The door opens and in walks Harleen Quinzel, wearing black and red, her hair into two sideways ponytails. "Wo momma!" Joker says.
"Call me Harley Quin Pudding. I am yours in mind, body, and soul!"
They kiss, "Love later my dear. Plans now. Speaking of which, how did you pull that off?"
"I was planning your escape, myself. Problem was security, then I was contacted by this guy named the Riddler…For ten million he gave me a master security key…"
"Hmm, the Riddler…He did that because he is planning his own thing."
The door opens, "Hey Boss…We heard that Batman and Bat Woman have already captured Zsasz, Penguin, and Killer Croc."
"That leaves Black Mask and Two Face…We need to get out of town."
"And go where?" Harley asks.
"I here Metropolis is nice this time of year….Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
His men steal an eighteen, wheeler and load up in the back. Then they drive off heading out of town. There is a road block when they reach block they are stopped by the cops. The Dogs sniff the sides of the vehicle.
"I need you to get out sir, show me some ID and open the back." The Cop commands.
"Yes Sir." When he opens the back there are three rows of boxes across and back. Joker, Harley, and his men hide behind with guns out.
"Alright go." The Cop says after giving a thumbs up.
The man drives off cautiously and slowly increases speed. Up the highway they go and after several hours they switch drivers. They stop to get food and after a twelve hour drive they reach Metropolis. the truck is owned by a company owned by Manheim and Intergang. As the driver pulls in he shoots the guard and one of Joker's men replaces him.
"Daddy's home!" Joker announces as he and his men bust out of the back of the eighteen, wheeler. His men start shooting a few people and the rest get down on the floor. "Listen up! I am the Joker! This is my place now…All you work for me…Any questions?"
"Hello this is Joker…I need to speak with Bruno Manheim…" He whistles as he waits, "Bruno! How ya doing old buddy?"
"Thee Joker?"
"That's me…I recently escaped Arkhum and I am in town on business…I have taken over one of your warehouses…hope don't mind. Listen I need some guns and intel on where they are keeping Lex Luthor…"
"Why would I help you?"
"Cause, I'm gonna team up with Lex and kill Superman and then Batman! Hahahahahahahaha…" A few days later they meet up and do business. He even gives him a few men, along with the plans to the Prison on Reiker's Island.
"Alright troops, listen up! First we have to distract Superman…Several jobs to call the big blue boy scout out. Then we bust the bald man out of prison."
JIMMY OLSEN
Jimmy is at the bank to take care of business, when several armed men dressed as clowns burst into the bank. "Everyone down on the floor now!"
Jimmy gets down on the floor and presses a button on his watch. It had been given to him by Superman and it sends a signal that only he can hear. There is a gust of wind and all the guns are snatched from the clowns. Superman rounds up the clowns and a few minutes later the cops show up. "Jimmy are you alright."
"I'm fine Superman."
SUPERMAN
He hears people screaming across town at the multiplex. "Got go Jimmy stay safe."
"Will do!"
Superman runs across town on foot. He had been practicing for his upcoming race with flash. It is a foot race and he is not allowed to fly. When he arrives at the multiplex the people are trapped inside and there are bombs in each theater. He breaks the doors down and then grabs a bomb. Superman flies up into the air throws it and blasts it with his heat vision. The bomb explodes raining down confetti. Each bomb is led lined but each bomb is the same filled with confetti.
"Lois!"
"Yeah what's up Clark."
"I need you to call Gotham and find out if the Joker has escaped Arkhum Asylum."
That is when a warehouse on the docks explodes.
LEX LUTHOR
He could escape anytime he wished. He had already come up with six plans to do so. The reason Lex Luthor did not is because he wanted to take back Lex Corp from his sister and rebuild his reputation as a business man. This required more planning and time. No one bothered Lex as he had taken care of the families of the most powerful inmates so he has protection. He also ate well and is allowed many privileges.
Luthor leaves his cell and heads for the yard. "Mister Luthor…Word on the street is that the Joker is in Metropolis." An inmate says to him.
"The Joker…Hmm." He ponders the possibility that Joker may break him out of prison. As he ponders it Luthor comes up with a plan, that will work in his favor. He works out for two hours, then he heads back to his cell where another inmate is waiting. His name is Winslow P. Schott Jr. The two play games of chess and Winslow is on of the few people who can give Luthor a challenge, other than his sister.
He goes to sleep and as the sun rises a helicopter appears over the prison yard. Luthor smiles as he can hear the gunfire. There is an explosion and suddenly his cell opens. Four men appear, two are dressed as clowns, one dressed as Batman, and the last man dressed as a Panda. "Come with us."
They run through the prison to the yard where the helicopter is waiting. Then it takes off, "Well, well, well…Lex Luthor…"
"Joker I presume?"
"You presume correctly." The helicopters land on a large ship. They go down into the ship and take submarines back to shore. Men are waiting in a large boat shed. Then they drive in an ice scream truck to the warehouse. "Welcome to my little abode…"
Luthor showers, changes clothes and then sits to eat with Joker and his woman Harley Quin is waiting. "So what is this all about?"
"Its about you and me teaming up…We work together to kill our arch nemesises…Or nemesisie…Our enemies…With your brains and my charm, good looks, and humor…Superman and Batman don't stand a chance…"
"Superman is not a man to be underestimated and from what I have heard of Batman neither is he."
"Harley went shopping…Show him what we got babe."
She tales out a led box and opens it. Lex smiles, "Kryptonite! Where did you get it?"
"I stole it from Star Labs…"
"You remember that crazy bounty hunter Lobox?"
"Lobo."
"That's him! He left that behind. Star Labs picked it up and Harley stole it."
"What's the plan?"
SUPERMAN
He flies towards Star Labs and gasps. There are dead bodies in the parking lot. Smoke rising up, "No!" He uses his x-ray vision and finds Professor Hamilton alive. Superman puts out the fires and helps those he can.
"Professor what happened?"
"We were attacked by clowns believe it or not. Superman they stole the Kryptonite."
"We will worry about that later. Thank God you are alive."
"He sent an angel in the name of Security Officer, John Henry Irons."
The young man comes forward, "An honor to meet you Superman."
"And you."
