I WAS BACK IN NEW ORLEANS AND HAD MY FIRST REAL BEIGNETS SINCE I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO THE TWINS. It was hard leaving them but I knew they were in good hands, Elijah would protect them over his own life, and Camille even if she was human would do the same. Indeed despite being human, Camille had some fire in her. She wouldn't let the twins get hurt without a fight if it came to go that.
As soon as we came I decided to visit someone locked up in Klaus's lovely dungeon or whatever. After all, I was the one that suggested Klaus transform his mother into a vampire, and I had to see for myself my wonderful work.
She had tried to kill my children, because of her past mistakes and she managed to have me killed which even if it made me better sucked. I could have had a less painful death, like a neck snap instead of having my throat sliced. Because even if I was used to dying after the prison world it still hurt like a bitch.
Besides, we were in a possible mess with Dahlia if was still alive, because of Esther. She had made a deal, without thinking of the consequences and those consequences extended to my children. I couldn't understand how she could let her sister take her child, I would die before letting someone would take my daughters.
"Hello," I say grinning at the woman who was holding an empty blood bag, blood on her chin.
Esther narrowed her eyes at me, suspiciously. Her son, Nicklaus was the only one she saw since she was trapped here "Who are you?"
I laughed " You don't remember the people you try to kill?" I pouted unhappily "it's disappointing I remember every kill perfectly. Otherwise, it wouldn't be fun"
" I don't understand, I never meet you. I think you've been misled. " she greeted her teeth and asked, "Has my son send you to torment me?"
"You're a little slow for one of the greatest witches in history. I'm Elizabeth Parker" I introduced myself smirking like I did all the time.
Esther's eyes widen at the information "You're the mother, the siphoner"
" I'm surprised you didn't call me an abomination" I snickered at the woman.
" Ho-How is this possible you were supposed to be dead," the witch said in disbelief.
" Oh I died, but I came back just like you," I said hinting that I had become a vampire, just as she had.
"You're a vampire"
" But some didn't come back that night, my babies are dead because of you" Elizabeth accused, venom in her voice. If they didn't manage to save them, they would have died because of that witch. She would have truly lost her daughters. Besides she had to think they were dead, so she had to use some of her acting skills.
" I had to, you don't understand. Dahlia would have come and killed us all. She is-"
" Oh, I know very well who is Dahlia. I'm a witch, I heard all about her." I cut her off irritated and decided to change the subject. I smirked and asked, " How is vampire life treating you?"
"It's a curse on the earth, and abominable plague, and my greatest sin. I should have never turned my children. I made them monsters" she confessed ashamedly of herself.
" Hum, I actually love being a monster " I laughed " it's amazing! the taste of the blood...the strength..the compulsion and on top of that the magic I can still use" I made a flame with my hands shocking the witch. " still a witch"
" You were never a real witch, to begin with!" she accused "You're even more abominable than I thought"
I grinned and took a blood bag from my bag. I put it in front of her teasing her, she tried to stop herself but veins appeared under her eyes. I put some blood on my hand and put it on the witch's face. She hissed at me, her vampire teeth appearing. She backed down away from me and licked the blood on her face, a pleased smile on her face.
" Who's the monster now?" I taunted her smirking. Here she was shaming her children but she couldn't stop herself, the irony "You're a horrible mother"
" I love all my children" she denied shaking her head.
" Doesn't mean you aren't horrible to them Esther...You know I'm the one that suggested to Nick to make his awful mommy a bloodsucker. Enjoy your vampire life bitch!"
I showed her my middle finger smiling brightly before leaving.
Kol is unpacking in his new room in the compound when he finds a photo of Rebekah from the 1910s on the dresser. He picks it up and chuckles as he looks at it. After a moment, Klaus approaches the doorway." Settling into your new accommodations?"
"Well, I would have preferred my old room. Seeing as it's filled with a dusty nursery, I thought it best not to complain," answers Kol.
" Nick!Nick! Her face was priceless-" said loudly Elizabeth as she was going towards Klaus, she stopped when she realized he wasn't alone. She deduced this was Kol, his little brother, and the wildest original. She was kinda a fan of his work.
" Well hello, handsome," I said seductively to the vampire, well now witch. I put her hair back behind my ear shyly. I mean I was kinda nervous, this guy was a legend from what I had heard. Klaus sighs annoyed next to me.
" Hello? And who are you darling?" Kol asked curiously, especially since he could sense his brother's jealousy.
" Oh," I exclaimed "I'm a poor innocent human your brother compelled for sex and blood. He's been horrible to me!" I say a hand on my forehead dramatically.
Kol smirked at my dramatics and looked at Klaus amused " Niklaus has always been a horrible beast"
Klaus growled and put his hands on my shoulder. He did not need Elizabeth to get close to Kol. She was a loose cannon sometimes and with his wild brother at her side, it would be a true nightmare. " This Elizabeth, my partner" he introduced her with a warning look to his brother.
" Yep your bro is literally obsessed with me," I said and Klaus rolled his eyes.
Kol looks surprised. He had heard about a certain Elizabeth, a siphoner which was a rare occurrence. She was the one pregnant with Klaus's twin daughter who had unfortunately died as soon they lived. He had heard that she had also died and that Klaus was also grieving her. So to say he was surprised was an understatement " I was under the impression that you were dead, darling."
" Same for you. I thought a thirteen-year-old hunter a baby vampire killed you" I teased him although I was kinda disappointed someone like Kol would get killed by those idiots. I have met them once and they were not impressive. It was like they had this unbelievable luck and stayed alive through everything which was freaking annoying.
Kol gritted his teeth "Being dead was boring, I had to come back. Cause some mischief"
"The same dude" she answered with a huge smile.
" You know I've studied magic and heard about your kind. Siphoners have a lot of potentials, it is truly fascinating"
" I know I'm amazing, people tell me all the time" I answered smugly " You know Kol-bear I'm kinda a fan. I've heard some much about you!"
Once again Kol was surprised "Really?" he asked but he was looking at Klaus an eyebrow raised. " I'm sure it wasn't from lunatic siblings, they would stake themselves before saying something remotely nice about me"
Klaus only smirked at his brother and didn't bother to deny his assumptions. However, he did love his brother and even named his daughter after him.
" I heard your totally crazy pants and amazing in bed. I heard about the bloody massacres and that your obsessed with witches because you were one...Oh and the time you compelled people to play theatre in front of kiddo Marcel and terrorized him for life. I think he even he peed in his pants" she giggled at that because she didn't like Marcel at all.
Because of his annoying war which was certain he would lose because come on, Klaus can't be killed. Well because of the war Klaus was distracted and the witches managed to abduct her and almost sacrificed their children. Because of him, they had to ally with Francesca the backstabber werewolf. She knew it wasn't his intention neither she needed Klaus to protect her because she was an independent badass woman. But indirectly it was caused by him and she finds him so irritating, she can't help but hate him.
Besides his code about kiddos and good guy act wasn't fooling her, he was as bad as the Mikealsons or her, he was just a hypocrite. And Elizabeth hated hypocrites, at least she didn't pretend to be good and admitted it to herself and others. She may put a lot of blame for her actions on her father because he made her who she is with his never-ending abuse, but at least she owned up that she was the bad guy.
" Finally someone else who hates that little whelp!" said Kol enthusiastically and grateful. Maybe if she hated Marcel, Klaus would finally get rid of him. Kol was starting to like this charming siphoner.
" Enough about Marcellus," said Klaus irritated. He pulls out a bottle of absinthe "I brought you something in honor of your return to the fold. I believe it's your favorite, or, at least, it used to be." He presents the bottle to Kol "La Fille Vert!"
Kol takes the bottle from him and looks at it "Ding dong... the witch is dead! Or undead. " Klaus and I laugh "Whichever. Cheers!"
Suddenly, the bottle shatters in Kol's hand, and its contents spill all over the floor. Klaus and Kol, both alarmed, look over to find Finn has appeared.
I look at the new guy that just appeared, and say irritated " Hey not cool dude I needed that drink "
Finn who is furious ignores me and asks "Where is she? "
"Who are you talking about?" I ask oblivious, but we all knew who she was talking about. He wanted his lovely mother.
" You know who I'm talking about!" Finn accused angrily. " Who are you?" he suddenly asked his eyes narrowing at me.
" I'm Elizabeth Parker, and you must be FinnFinn the dull brother" I answered to which Kol and Klaus snickered.
We can see the surprise on Finn's face "I believed you dead"
I groan irritated " God it's so annoying, do you know how many times I heard this today? Actually, I counted it was 7 times! Can't you imagine how annoying it is to repeat yourself so many times! No? Well, I'm telling you I want to cut someone's spleen because of how much irritated I am. I mean do I have to-" I ranted but Finn cut me off.
"And why did you deceive everyone by making them believe you were dead?" he asked suspiciously.
" I didn't Flynn, I really died. I lost my babies and became an awful creature of the night." I said sadly although I loved being this vampire, but I had to appear traumatized and depressed "I needed some time alone... Besides my father kinda wanted to kill me...But I killed him now do all good" I lie when I realize it might be too much information considering he could use my father to get rid of me.
Klaus is annoyed by Finn's presence and the fact that his brother might believe that there another reason Elizabeth pretended to be dead. He couldn't find out about the twins. "Finn! Please, join us." Kol shakes the liquor off of his hands and stands next to Klaus " My, my, you look peaky." Klaus turns to Kol "Doesn't he look peaky?"
Kol hums in agreement "He does look peaky."
"He looks constipated"
Klaus snorts and asks sarcastically "You feeling alright?"
Finn however is not amused "Don't make me ask again."
"Well, I assume you're referring to our mother. Fear not, she's tucked away somewhere perfectly safe. You'll never find her." answers Klaus smugly.
"You think you've won." Finn spreads his arms wide "Let's see how long that arrogance lasts, brother."
Kol looks alarmed as Finn gives them one last glare and leaves. Klaus watches him go, looking slightly concerned.
" Even your boring brother is a drama Queen," I say to the Mikealsons. " Anyway, I'm going to let you guys bond while I go see Hayley, bye" I kissed Klaus and waved at the brother who looked at me amused before leaving rapidly. I teleported myself in Hayley's direction. Down in the courtyard, the werewolves and the vampires are still trying to form an alliance.
"Boooh"
Hayley gasps in fear, a hand on her heart when I appear next to her "Crap you scared the shit out of me!"
I laugh " That was the point, well continue the negotiation it's getting interesting"
" Hum okay...You wolves are here because you want freedom. And, I promise you, if you stay, you will be free. But.. "She looks backward at Marcel and the vampires "We need as much help as we can get."
"My vamps and I are willing to stand with you against the witches. " offered Marcel "In return, all I want is a promise that there will be peace between our sides after the wedding."
"You're the one who spent the last one hundred years killing and cursing us!" accused a werewolf whose name I don't know. He had a point they were persecuted by Marcel and now he was playing friendly chummy because the witches were a threat. I would never work with Marcel at their place, but I was kinda petty, and vengeful so I wasn't a good example.
"Which means you might wanna listen to what I have to say." says warningly Marcel.
" Ohhhhh he really said that." I exclaim "Little marc I don't think threatening them is going to help in negotiations"
Suddenly, Finn joins them and interrupts their negotiations. " Not you again" I mumble. I had already met him like a few seconds ago, and Finn Mikealson was annoying as hell with his mommy issues.
" I see you're brokering a truce between mongrels and parasites! And the other abomination is also here!" Finn snickers looking at me while I roll my eyes. I was called all my life an abomination by my own family, I was used to it. He wasn't going to hurt me like this.
Hayley, Marcel, and the rest of their respective communities glare at him angrily "And just how long do you think that's really going to last? A month? A week? A day? What you don't yet seem to understand is that the only thing that can exist between your two degenerate species is hatred, war, and death."
" Degenerated species?" I laughed mockingly "Aren't you exaggerating? Vampire or werewolves aren't so bad. Witches can totally be worst sometimes"
Finn slowly backs away as he talks, until he is technically outside of the compound. Then, he rubs his fingers together and blows on them as he casts a spell. When he slams his hand against the doorway of the entrance, the entire building shakes, startling its current occupants as the spell takes hold. He smiles at the alarmed looks on everyone's faces, which causes Gia to vamp-speed toward him to attack him. However, she slams into a barrier that burns her hands, as though she was outside without a daylight ring. Marcel lunges toward her to see what happened.
Finn smirks "But, I imagine, given a little time confined together, you'll come to see things the way I do."
Hayley sighs anxiously and glances around the room at the rest of the group, who are both furious and worried about what is to come as Finn leaves.
" He's not what they were selling!" I exclaim making Hayley look at me confused " I thought he was boring, but this isn't boring at all. Like the guy could be cool if he wasn't so damn annoying"
I go over the barrier and attempt to siphon it but it doesn't work, because he's channeling something. I had to siphon the source to remove this spell and I was sure Finn didn't leave it here. I also didn't know the spell to remove the barrier and it will take hours to find it in Esther's grimoire. Which meant for the moment being we were screwed.
Upstairs, Klaus is in his bedroom, where he tests the spell against the balcony. His hand burns as well, and after a moment, he yanks his hand away from the barrier. I am with him in the room reading Esther's grimoires carefully, but for now, I still didn't find anything useful.
Kol joins him, looking frantic."Did he really just trap us all in here?"
" It's like in the Parent Trap " I laughed "but I think he wants to cause a war not make all of us love each other. But hey it might have a reverse effect!" both Mikealsons brothers look at me confused and my eyes widen in disbelief " Come on you don't know this movie! "
" Well darling it's hard to pick up on movies when you were daggered by your bastard brother!" says Kol making Klaus glare at him.
" Well, you don't have an excuse, Nicky. And I'm talking about the first version, not the reboot. It was my favorite movie growing up. I wanted to have a twin because of it, but then I realized what having a twin in my family meant and it kinda ruined things... Hey since you don't know I have to tell you about it!" I said joyfully, closing the boring grimoire. I have been reading this for an hour and even if I was patient I grew bored.
Kol listens to me carefully while Klaus sighs exasperated. We were stuck and here she was talking about some movie " Okay so two twins were separated at birth, one went with the Daddy the other with the mommy. Then they meet at summer camp and realize they are twins. Boom they exchange places. Play matchmaker with their parents by trapping them in places. We should watch, is it on Netflix Nicky?" I ask suddenly excited.
" Love we don't have time for this," he said exasperated " Finn trapped us here. Which means we have a witch problem. You're a witch. Fix it," he orders to his brother. Klaus storms out of his room, but Kol stops him.
" You have a siphon witch so bloody use her!" Kol proposed.
" I already tried Kol-bear, but I can't siphon the spell since your brother is channeling something. I would have to siphon the source. I mean I could weaken the spell but it's not enough to allow people to leave." I sigh exasperatedly " that's why I've been reading your bitch of a mother grimoires the last hour"
" So the burden falls onto you Kol," says Klaus.
"And what the bloody hell do you want me to do about it?" asked Kol annoyed.
Klaus grins "Well, considering the crowd, I think you'll be more motivated to find a solution. After all, I can easily out-wait our brother's antics. You, on the other hand, might find yourself looking rather appetizing to some of our fellow prisoners."
" But Nick he's too cute to get eaten" I protest.
" However that won't stop our fellow prisoners" responds Klaus grinning at Kol.
Kol looks panicked and reconsiders "I'm gonna need some help, on top of the siphoners"
Klaus smiles fakely "Mmm."
I throw a book at Kol annoyed while he looks at me surprised. Klaus on the other hand looks pleased " I have a name"
" Right" he grimaces " sorry Elizabeth"
" That's more like it. So who are we going call for the rescue?" I asked curiously since most witches hated the Mikealsons.
" Davina I believe. You've grown quite close to her brother didn't you?" asked Klaus a smirk on his face.
" No freaking way. You and little Glinda. Oh, this is priceless gossip. I absolutely love it!"
The vampires and werewolves are mingling in the courtyard, having drinks and trying to enjoy themselves even though they're trapped together. Gia wanders around the room with a bottle of bourbon, filling up people's glasses.
Above them on the balcony, Hayley is watching everyone with Elizabeth at her side, who was telling her some stupid joke. After a moment, Klaus joins them. Elizabeth smiles cheerfully whereas Hayley smiles weakly at him before turning her attention back to the courtyard. Klaus looks at her curiously "Worried about your wolves?"
Hayley just looks at him blankly. Klaus smirks "Or, perhaps the source of your anxiety is a little further from home? How is Elijah, by the way? I'm sure he found your visit most curative."
Hayley grows embarrassed "Ew! No." Klaus continues to look at her, a smirk on his face, and she eventually caves "That obvious, huh?" She clears her throat awkwardly, and Klaus laughs. Then she looks at me and accuses me, punching my arm irritated " You told him!"
I laughed and defended myself " I had to share the Mikealson gossip! Besides, he already guessed it."
Klaus nods "Well, you both had a certain glow about you all morning."
"Like after sex extra, extra glow" I clarify. I had never seen Elijah as happy as he was that morning. Besides I had heard the whole thing.
"Frankly, I'm glad the two of you dropped your pretenses and, uh, shall we say... " Klaus pretends to think about his words "let the spirit move you?"
He starts laughing even harder with me joining him, and Hayley cuts him off, shoving him playfully, and sends me a vexed glare.
"There was definitely some moving, some moaning some penetrating, so-"
Hayley puts her hand on my mouth quickly to stop me from saying more, she laughs with me "Okay! Okay, okay, okay, stop! Enough! This family is weird enough already."
Klaus notices her face suddenly grow serious as she watches Jackson down below, who has grabbed his own bottle of whiskey and has settled himself in a chair next to some fellow werewolves.
Klaus speaks quietly "You're feeling guilty, aren't you?"
" You know you don't have to feel guilty " I reassure her "you're not married yet and don't owe anything to Jackson because of some freaky marriage your parents decided when you were just kiddos"
"I know... It's just" said Hayley as she sighed exasperatedly.
"Wondering if you should tell your betrothed things he doesn't need to know. From all the poems written on the subject of unrequited love, there are so few on the pain of being the object of that affection. The truth is, Hayley, it's not love on which the strongest foundations are built. It's the decency of merciful lies." says Klaus.
I look at him dreamfully " Nicky, you can be such a poet sometimes. The way you talk I love it." my eyes widen, having a wonderful idea "Maybe you can write me a poem. I always wanted a boy to write me a song about how amazing and how Hot I am, a poem I close enough..." I said a hand on his chest.
" I suppose I could, but I don't know if I will be able to find the words to describe your marvelous personality, my love" Klaus teased her, and she smiled playfully at him. She reached out to kiss him but she stopped when she heard Hayley complain.
" Oh, good" Hayley complained embarrassed by our public affection " You guys are so gross. Just don't make out in front of me please."
We both laughed at Hayley's disgusted face.
Davina has just arrived at the compound, and she stops short of the entrance to the courtyard, knowing that she'll be trapped if she goes any farther. When she reaches out to touch the barrier, Kol rushes out and stops her before she can get burned. "Careful, careful! It's nasty. " He looks at Davina and smiles "Pretty girl to the rescue, eh?" Davina grins at him.
" She's cute as a button, my little Glinda," I say making my presence known.
Davina's eyes widen, her mouth also wide open with shock " How-I though... Dead- How are you alive? There was a body, I saw it!"
" Oh, that" I had forgotten about it " Oh it was an illusion. After the twin's death and mine, because Tada I did die, I'm a vampire well I wanted some time alone. You know and my dad was after me..so sorry I didn't tell you but with all that was going on.."
" No" Davina shook her head "I totally understand. I'm really happy your alive, I missed you" she responded honestly with a smile.
" I missed you too little Glinda... Sorry about how we left off with that all josh situation."
" He's alive and I couldn't be mad at you because you were dead which was annoying. I know it wasn't against me. You were just mad with all the drama between Marel and Klaus and you were pregnant. It was a lot of stress"
I smirk and answer playfully "Well my little Glinda has grown up in the last months. You are more intelligent that's for sure. And now you're getting some Original Dick, welcome to the club" I said making her embarrassed.
"As much as I adore this lovely chat" said Kol with a grin " I need to get the bloody out of here"
" Oh right, I'll siphon to weaken the spell and you do your thing love birds"
" Gotcha" answered Davina with a smile.
"You ready?" ask Kol and Davina nods, and the two hold out their hands so that they're nearly touching, with only the magical barrier separating them. Once they're settled, they start to murmur an unintelligible incantation under their breath. I on the other hand I siphon the spell touching the barrier even if it burns a little.
As they chant, Marcel pushes his way through the crowd to watch them work. After a moment, Kol and Davina, and I are rebounded backward.
Davina yells startled "Ahhh! "Kol glances at his hands and gives Davina a look "What just happened?"
Klaus suddenly appears to check on us, and helps me stand up "I assume that means we're all free to go."
Kol answers anxious "No, the spell's locking us out."
" It's because Flynn is channeling something, that's the reason I couldn't siphon in the first place. It must be something powerful" I offer up an explanation.
"A dark object, maybe," says Davina.
Klaus, Davina, and Kol look at each other, frustrated and concerned.
Davina and Kol are finally ready to cast the destruction spell with my help, and have raised their hands parallel to each other to start the incantation.
I siphon the pell once again to weaken it. They mutter the incantation too quietly to be understood. Suddenly, a huge gust of wind comes through and blows out all of the candles around them, and Davina gasps. Davina looks at the threshold of the house and holds out her hand to check for the boundary.
Kol tries to stop her, worried about her "Davina!" She keeps going, though, and her hand touches Kol's without burning, revealing that the spell worked. Davina smiles, proud that they did it.
I clap my hand in Kol's and Davina hapilly " Yass we did it! Suck that Flynn!"
Hayley steps forward and orders "Okay, Jack, now!"
"Come on, go! " Jacksons rushes the werewolves out of the house, along with Hayley, while the vampires, who can't leave in the daylight, hideout in the shadows until it's safe again. Aiden looks over at Josh, who gives him a rueful look before he leaves.
Kol shouts to the crowd "Remember, sixty seconds!"
Before the time's up, Klaus grabs the fleeing Kol and throws him back into the compound, where he falls and hits the stone floor, cutting his forehead. Klaus stays outside the boundary with me and Davina while still blocking Kol from leaving.
" What's going on nick?" I asked confused.
"Slight change of plans, brother. I no longer have to treat you as anything but the treacherous liar that you truly are." accuses Klaus angrily.
"What the bloody hell? " yells Kol while touching his injured forehand.
"Where is she?" asks Klaus.
Kol looks backward at the vampires, who are looking at him hungrily but cannot lunge for him while their daylight rings are neutralized.
Davina begs Klaus "Please! They'll kill him! Elizabeth do something!"
" I don't know what to do little Glinda" I answer honestly. We had barely lifted the spell and it was for seconds, I don't know if we could do it again. Besides Klaus didn't do anything without a reason, so Kol must have done something.
"Well, he should have thought about that before he betrayed our sister! " accuses Klaus "Rebekah never made it to her new body, did she? And, seeing as you cast the spell and, well, you're you, I'd hardly call it an uncrackable case!"
"Rebekah's fine, Nik!" assures Kol. He angrily starts to walk toward him "It was a prank, nothing more than anything you lot have done to me, but I bet it's different when it's one of y... aah! " He's cut off when he crosses the boundary, which has been put back up, and burns his hand.
"Oooh. Barrier's back up," says Klaus. The vampires, realizing they can go back out in the sunlight, start to swarm around Kol "And those vampires look oh-so hungry. Now, I was willing to welcome you back to my home! But you had to return to your petty, selfish jealousies! Well, let's see how well they help you survive when you're stuck in there!" Klaus storms away, leaving Davina, who is scared for Kol, to watch helplessly as the vampires swarm him. Kol backs up and accidentally bumps into Marcel, who is starving and looking at him with rage in his eyes.
" He must have chosen another body, her soul or whatever you want to call it, can't disappear like that. It has to jump into a body that was chosen by the witch before the spell was made" I inform Klaus trying to reassure him, when we were alone.
" Well then if Rebekah is in another body why can she meet us? Something is wrong" he admitted frighten for his little sister.
" Maybe she is in prison... Or maybe her body is really far away and the trip's taking a long time... Oh, I have a better one, her new body is gorgeous and her new life is amazing so she doesn't want to come back to her crazy family.."
Klaus sighed annoyed " Now is not the time for bloody jokes!"
" I know but I can't stop myself when I am stressed okay!" I said trying to defend myself.
" I know love"
