I've mentioned this before, but I actually am a huge fan of Lynn. Since I find her so underrated, I'm going to dedicate the rest of this week to Lynn-centric episodes, starting with my favorite Lynn episode, Net Gains.


Paula, Amy, Diane, and Maya were waiting in the park for their team captain, Lynn.

Lynn finally arrived. "You're late," Diane complained, "and why did you call us here anyway."

Lynn answered, "extreme training."

The rest of the team gulped in fear.


One hour later

The basketball team lay on the park bench, completely exhausted. Maya was even asleep.

Paula asked, "what was this for anyway?"

"Next season," Lynn responded in a deadpan tone. "I just wanted to show that I have confidence in you."

"By tormenting us with unrealistic training goals?" Amy asked sarcastically.

"Yeah, I do that for everybody." Lynn added, "but, while I'm keeping you, we should probably get a new sponsor."

The entire team agreed, "let's ditch Flip."


Two days later

Flip sat in his convenience store, incredibly angry. He had just been replaced by some Bud Grouse guy.


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