Welcome back to the Mortal Kombat Intros. Today, our cultural tour of Outworld takes a turn for the strange. This time, we're covering an Earthrealmer choosing to stay in Outworld. That's right, it's Erron Black. So let's not waste a minute! Here we go!

Erron Black: And here I thought you were just a tall tale.

Spyro: All legends come from somewhere.

Erron Black: Should've honestly seen that coming.

Spyro: Your past self was unbearable.

Erron Black: I was a bit much, wasn't I?

Spyro: That's putting it pretty mildly, Erron.

Erron Black: Your ass really a thousand years old?

Spyro: That's... not even close to accurate.

Erron Black: Huh. Should've figured you for a young-blood.

Spyro: You're Black Dragon?!

Erron Black: I was. I've gotten standards since then.

Spyro: At least you learned something from your youth.

Erron Black: Hear you've settled in as a schoolmaster.

Spyro: The next generation needs to be ready.

Erron Black: Somehow, that just fits you.

Spyro: So you're actually from Earthrealm?

Erron Black: Infamy of Wickett, Texas, at your service.

Spyro: Guess Bo'Rai Cho had to have an opposite.

Erron Black: I hear you can bend reality.

Spyro: The stories you've heard are more like tall tales.

Erron Black: Well, Paul Bunyan you certainly ain't.

Spyro: You're just working for Outworld on the pay rate?

Erron Black: There's always a better offer.

Spyro: Not by much.

Erron Black: Time for one of your heavenly lectures.

Spyro: Do I look like Raiden to you?

Erron Black: Straight to business. I like it.

Spyro: Raiden almost picked you as a champion?

Erron Black: Shot me down when I asked about payment.

Spyro: Raiden really doesn't do mercenaries.

Bonus: Erron Black Bounty: Spyro

Bounty: $1,000,000,000