WHILE THEY'RE PARENTS HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN:
Minutes Before:
Crimson:
"I still say this is really stupid." You say as Trunks, Goten, Lilah, Danielle, Bruno, and Annabelle were in the bushes hiding.
"Shut up here he comes!" Trunks say as he slaps you. You rubbed your cheek, because even though your a Saiyan, and stronger than him. It still hurt. Annabelle slapped him.
"Owww!!!!!"
"Shut up Trunks we'll miss our chance!"
"You guys know your lines?" Lilah asked the two bickering Saiyans.
"Yep!"
"Uh-huh!" Said with the trademark Son smile.
"Alright and action!" Bruno said, with a Murkowski-ish flair.
"What kid you want an autograph?"
"There's a pretty lady over there who wants to talk to you over there..."
"She's too shy to do it herself though!" Goten said with a bright innocent smile, he's anything but though.
"Where?" The man said, dumb as a brick too...
"This way!" Trunks said as he dragged him towards the entrance.
"Now where is she, she better be really pretty..." Trunks then knocked him out cold.
Him and Goten came back to the bush you were hiding in with the man in tow. After taking off everything but his underwear.
"But Trunks we're too small they'll be able to tell!"
"You stupid bitch you're both going to be under that." Lilah said, and made Goten pout a bit.
"Wait both of us?"
"Come on let's play dress up!" Annabelle said, and chuckled.
After struggling two stubborn Saiyans to put it on after such a suggestion.
"Are you sure they won't find out?"
"As long as you don't screw it up." You said and put your hand on his shoulder.
"It's perfect! They'll never know!"
"I'm not so sure..."
"Now get out there and kick ass!" You and Lilah said at the same time. And with that the tournament nobody would ever forget started.
Back To Real Time:
BACK WITH THE 'ADULTS':
Piccolo:
"YOU'RE SO PRETTY!!!!" Nova's outburst caused many looks...none you cared for. But just to be sure you took, you took her face. You spread your thumb over her mouth, and she opened it.
"Yep she's Namekian alright!"
"Wait WHAT!!!"
"Fangs, four of them, split far apart, and just as sharp as mine." You really could be the alien version of Sherlock Holems. "But she doesn't have antennae's..." Then like magic they came out of hiding from her hair.
"Aww she's so cute!" Her eyes widened with what Nova said, obviously not knowing how to take the situation.
"Hey don't worry, I'm in the same boat as you are!" You whispered, she looked calmer now, "So if you don't mind me asking how is this possible?"
"Well...a long time ago while Namek was dying I met Francsis..."
"Oh no..."
"Yeah, so before Frieza decided to commit mass genocide, he kidnapped me so no one would kill me."
"About the girl thing."
"Well I met Karma while everyone else was training for the Androids and before I knew it I looked younger and had a vagina." You smiled at that remark, then quickly stopped before Nova saw.
Aww~ do you have a little crush.
No I don't!
You know I can read minds too you know!
So you were listening in on your train wreak conversations...
ONLY WHEN I SAW YOU IN FRONT OF ME!!!!
It's fine.
Actually you're welcome in our private conversations!
Huh...
Karma do you mind?
"We should figure out what this is later. It's almost time for you guys to fight." She said with a smile.
"CRAP SEE YOU LATER!!!!!!" Nova said and dashed off.
"That but less yelling." You said, she chuckled.
"I can hear your heartbeat you know!" She said amused.
"I can hear yours." You said and smirked.
"SHUT UP ASSHOLE!!!" Your heart has now grown twice it's size.
"You know we don't have to part ways~" You said slyly.
"You two are going to give me a heart attack!"
"Trust me...the feelings mutual all around!"
"Are you sure you two aren't just being nice to get in my pants."
"Says the one who kissed me."
"Still don't regret it!"
"Neither did I!" Nova said, she might've dragged you along.
"You didn't do anything!" You remarked.
"I didn't kill her."
"That's true."
"HAHAHA..." That laugh went on for awhile. Before you got closer to the fighter area, you kissed both girls on the cheek.
"I never thought I'd ever love anybody, now I might be in love with two people."
"Maybe, please you're obsessed." They both said at the same time.
"Don't make me start taking walking privileges~"
"Hot~"
"You can make me limp for all I care~" You were just about to until.
"Hey Piccolo long time no see..."
"Hey Zach!" Nova said, probably for the best.
"Who..."
"WE MET OUR NEW MATE AND WE DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR HER NAME!!!!!" Then again probably not the best.
"And mister I don't share is okay with this."
"Yeah. She's happy, and so am I. And for the record I'm not sharing, but they are."
"But sudden realization aside, are you moving back any time soon."
"Yeah, actually we found a place."
"Yes! I get to make fun of you more!" Happiness trembling over your body.
"HEY LOSERS!!!!!" Vegeta shouts from the inside.
"Have fun~"
"WAIT WHAT'S YOUR NAME!!!!!" Nova asked desperately.
"Nimbus."
"Like the stupid cloud..."
I don't know what you're talking about, but sure!"
"THERE YOU LOSERS ARE COME ON STOP TALKING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND COME INSIDE." He took you and Nova by the collars and dragged you inside, and Zach reluctantly followed.
"SEE YOU LATER!!!!!" Your other mate Nimbus said.
