Hey guys, it's been another long time I've been updating other Angry Birds chapter, huh? Sorry, I was busy at college, busy at drawing and writing other subjects, and I have no motivation of making another Angry Birds chapter…, until this.
This chapter was supposed to be posted in my birthday, but I posted another story at the same day, and this chapter wasn't made yet, so I hope I catch up.
Hope you guys like this.
Chuck has been looking at his laptop, and scrolled down of what he saw on his own blog, he received many negative comments about him for manipulating his sister and Red to be together, leaving Aggie behind and turned her evil. Some comments said it's his fault, which he dumped his head on the keyboard, "Ugh, I can't live like this anymore!"
"We used to be famous from other worlds…," Bomb slouched with his wing on his face, and cried, "Now we lost them!"
"Do you think I care about fame?!" Red yelled in anger "I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
"Okay, Dad, calm down," Roy patted his father's back.
"So what should we do?" Stella asked, "We can't just sit here and accept this fate."
"Sure your friends the Imaginary Team are slowly forgiving us, but I don't think that's enough to make us feel better," Zeta cut in.
"Hmm…," Chuck patted the tip of his beak with his finger, and a light bulb appeared above his head "I GOT IT! Our lives used to be interested back then. What if… we should just make a reality show about ourselves… in this time?"
"Yeah!," Courtney stood up from her seat. "I mean, we may not be audacious, but we're bird-dacious and pig-dacious."
"This new chapter of ourselves, we'll be a bigger hit than our old reality show back then," Rebecca added.
"And this will bring our fame back!" Red finished the plan.
"YES!" The birds and pigs exclaimed.
Ruby then made Red turn and look at her, "And don't mess this up, Red. This might be our only chance to make the universe like us again after what you guys did!"
"I got this, Ruby. I got this," her ex reassured her as Ruby looked away from him.
The next day, the birds, 3 pigs, 3 eagles, Aggie and Leslie were having a meeting down in he I Team HQ.
"Thanks for helping us with our reality show, Cousin Leslie," Debbie thanked the little human
"And thanks for joining along, Aggie," Red said to his ex.
"Eh, I have nothing to do today, and I don't care you want your fame back, so I have to 'go with the flow'." Aggie gestured the "go with the flow" with her wing.
"And I like to cooperate as long my sister is involved. Now let me show what I've done," Leslie wore a helmet with a camera on top, "When I visited back to this world the third time, I've also hidden cameras everywhere in Bird Island, Piggy Island and abandoned Eagle Island, just in case you guys might go back there again for fun. I've even got one on Mrs. Oakley!"
Leslie snapped his finger, and the turtle showed up with a camera on top of her shell.
"Oh, since when you've become a genius?" Silver was impressed of Leslie's idea about the cameras.
"I like you guys watch you every activity like a movie! I'm not some kind of genius, I'm a kid!" Leslie glared at Silver. He's still can't forget of what the birds and pigs did to his adoptive big sister. When time flew, Leslie lost his crush on Silver as he doesn't show any romantic interest around her anymire.
"He asked me to wear one. I said no." Aggie confessed.
"Now here's your portable confessional," Leslie then pointed a booth with curtains, "During my stay with Mr. Dad and Mrs. Mom while watching TV, I discovered that this is where you can escape and get things off your chest when you watch your own finished reality show. I can control all the cameras right here from this tablet." He also showed his own tablet.
"Little bro, this is incredible! I'm proud of you!" Aggie smiled proudly.
"Yeah, but where did you get all this—" Garry was about to asked where Leslie got all these stuff.
"Eh, eh, eh." Leslie mumbled, shushing Garry.
"Wait, this stuff isn't—" The scientist pig wanted to guessed, but Leslie kept on interrupting him.
"Jee, jee, jee!" The human boy exclaimed, "The less you know, the better."
"No one else is concerned about where all the—"
"Zub, bub, bub!"
"You can't—"
"Bap!"
"But I—"
"Bap, bap, bap, bap!"
"All right, I'm dropping it, but I am not comfortable," Garry slouched down on his chair in defeat.
"Now let's do this," Chuck suggested, "The faster we shoot this, the faster we get famous again."
"Okay, camera's rolling. Just act normal. And…" Leslie activated his tablet and the camera on his helmet as he moved out of sight of the cameras, "Action."
As the camera rolled, the birds, pigs and eagles tried to act normal, but they didn't do anything.
"This is totally lame," Leonard whispered.
With nothing else to think of what to do, Hal tilted his head on Bubbles, "Do something interesting."
"You do something interesting!" Bubbles talked back to Hal.
"I'll do something interesting. Table flip!" Chuck tried to flip the I Team table, but he couldn't.
The scene then changed to the portable confession booth as Chuck talked to the viewers, "I'm pretty sure the table's nailed to the floor."
Back to where Chuck is flipping, he whispered to the rest, "Guys, a little help here."
The birds, pigs and eagles tried to lift the table and flip it, but the table didn't go anywhere as they grunted from trying to move the table. Aggie just sat on her chair and rolled her eyes, thinking this is ridiculous.
The show was entitled to be "Bonding With The Beaks And Snouts". It's a chapter 2 of the reality show of the birds did before.
Red then confessed at the confession booth to the viewers, "So turns out, we weren't as interesting as we thought to get our reputation back. But it didn't take long for us to figure out how to make it more 'bird-dacious'. Or 'pig-dacious' in the pig's case."
The scene moved to the Eagle Family's house, where the birds and pigs were eating breakfast.
"Guess what. Someone in this room has a birthday coming up," Chuck sang happily.
"Oh, is it me?" Bomb guessed.
"No," the yellow bird answered.
"Is it you?" The black bird pointed each around the room
"No, it's Aggie," Ruby pointed her best friend.
"So what do you want to do for your birthday this year?" Silver asked while holding a notepad, "Big party? Because we know you love parties."
Silver the interviewed herself in the confessional booth, "The best reality shows have really big parties. And big parties always have tension, argument, and drama. All the good stuff."
Back to the scene where Aggie said to her friends, "I don't want a party this year. Too much drama, even for me this year."
"Oh, nonsense! It's your birthday," Mighty Eagle cut her off.
"Yeah, but you guys always… how to I put this gently?" Aggie tried to think of something to explain this, but she couldn't hold it, "Completely ruin my birthday parties."
"You guys did?" Zeta gasped.
"I wouldn't say completely," Matilda rubbed her wings in guilt.
"Last year, when we're in Fairy World, Bomb blew out my candle," Aggie recalled.
"Who hasn't accidentally blown out someone's candle?" Chuck inquired as anyone can accidentally blow someone else's candle.
"With his barf." The sparrow finished her explanation.
"That was your fault for having a Polvoron-eating contest." Bomb reminded
"It's wasn't a contest. Those were for everybody," corrected Aggie.
"Okay, so, last year, I admit not you best birthday," Red admitted
"And the year before when we're at Zootopia?" Aggie then recalled.
"Hey, you served sloppy worms for us before you let us in the bounce house. That was not on us," Bubbles said.
"No, it was on everybody else," Aggie responded.
"Okay, I think we can all agree we overeat and throw up a lot," Might Eagle admitted. He was on every party, and he also overate and threw up during the parties.
"If we promise not to eat anything, will you let us make it up to you and throw you a party this year?" Bomb asked.
"Here in Bird Island this time?" Stella suggested.
"Pllleeeeeaaaaasseee?" The Blues and Zoe begged with cute eyes.
Aggie couldn't resist the begging and cute eyes from the hatchlings as he sighed in defeat, "Fine! But nothing big, just us."
"Got it! Nothing big—great idea," Chuck nodded.
But Chuck confessed the truth in the confessional booth, "Terrible idea! 'Nothing big'? Talk about boring!"
Then, Bomb cuts in, making Chuck scooted over, "Right? Who wants to watch that?"
"Hey, get out of my confessional booth!" Chuck snapped.
Then, Red entered the booth as Bomb copied what Chuck just said to him, "Hey, get out of Chuck's confessional booth!"
"But I want to make sure we're not gonna have a lame party," Red explained.
"Red's right," Zeta entered with her husband and daughter as well,,, as so was the other birds and pigs "Think about how bad that's be for us."
When Zeta said that, they al looked at the viewers, realizing this is not all about them as they quickly smiled.
"I-I mean Aggie. This is all about Aggie," the purple eagle grinned.
"Yeah! Aggie," Leonard gritted his teeth.
*2 days until the party*
Red took out a pitcher of juice from the fridge as he talked to Aggie, "So, when you say you want your party to be just us, you mean, like…, just us, the I Team, and 50 people, right?"
"Red," Aggie glared at him.
"All right. What about 45?"
"Red!"
"Fine, 20 guests. No more."
"We're going to need a theme," Debbie suggested.
"A theme?" Aggie widened her eyes.
"How about cats? Aunt Aggie likes cats," Zoe raised her little wing.
Aggie nodded, "I do like cats,"
"We got this, Aggie," Bomb shushed her.
"Oh, she also likes meat, remember?" Courtney reminded about the meat incident that happened weeks ago.
"I do like meat!" Aggie licked her lips, imagining of eating meat.
"Aggie, please," her cousin still shushing her.
"We can it a 'Aggie's Favorite Things' party," Silver entitled the theme party.
"Love it!" Chuck made two thumbs up.
"Awesome!" Jay exclaimed.
"That really ties it all together!" Leonard added.
"Okay, fine. 20 guests, a few things I like, but that's it," Aggie ended the discussion, "You guys have to promise me this party won't get huge."
"We promise!" The birds, pigs and eagle agreed.
But then, they confessed in the same booth to the viewers, "We lied!"
*32 hours until the party*
The birds and pigs are preparing for Aggie's birthday at the beach as Silver walked around, reading and checking the things on the list.
"Meat catering: Check, 40 kitties for the cat petting zoo: Check…"
"Wait, where did we get 40 cats?" Red wondered.
"Yut-dut-dut!" Leslie cut in, "Better you don't know."
Then, the silver bird went back to her list checking, "Cake candles: Check, party music: Check."
"Lame check list: check." Leonard mocked.
Silver was offended by Leonard's mockery of her list, "Hey, this list is not lame!"
"This list is sucking all the fun out of this world." The king pig groaned.
"Trust me, we need this list. It's gonna help us make sure Aggie's party is problem-free," Silver insisted.
"Problem-free?" Chuck stood up, "But without problems, there'll be no drama."
"Without drama, there'll be no show." Courtney added.
"Without a show, we're never gonna be able to get our fame back," Bomb said.
Red then told the viewers at the confessional booth, "We needed drama. And if we've learned anything from reality shows that we watched on TV, it's that nothing stirs up a little 'party drama' quicker than telling someone they can't come anymore," he took out a big wooden spoon, "So let's start stirring."
"My good stirring spoon," Debbie snatched the spoon from the red bird.
Back to the party preparation scene, Leonard then had an idea, "What if I make the list for Aggie's party, and there will be some fun and drama out of it."
Ruby sighed and rolled her eyes while stirring the punch bowl, "Fine. We'll let you plan out Aggie's party, but be sure it's exactly what you have said."
"Ha! This is gonna be easy," the king pig chuckled confidentially.
Bu he confessed to the viewers, "It's not as easy as I thought."
It took 30 minutes for Leonard to make the list as Red read it himself.
"What the—? This isn't a list that Aggie like!" He shove the list back to his frenemy, "These are the things you like!"
"Trust me. Aggie is going to love my plans. She'll going to thank me once the party has made," Leonard said before walking away from Red.
Then, Red smirked as he thought of something, "We'll see about that."
*1 hour later*
Red met up with Aggie at the restaurant to inform her about the plans for her party.
"Bad news, Ags. Silver just went over the guest list, and she says it's ballooned up to 21. And since you really, really wanted to keep it to 20 random guests, I guess there's only one thing we can do: You're gonna have to cut somebody," Red showed a sinister smile.
But Aggie shook her head, "No, that's okay. I could live with 21."
Then Red changed the info to make his plan work, "Did I say 21? I meant 22. So, who's getting the boot?" He pointed the Mime Bird from the counter, "What about that Mime over there?"
"Nah, that's okay. 22 is fine," Aggie said.
"No, no, no. You said 20 was your limit and we need to respect your wishes."
"Yeah, but I just don't want anyone to feel left out. That's too much drama."
"Yeah, drama. Who wants that?"
A minute later, he met up with his party planning team.
"And ex-girlfriend doesn't like drama."
"Well, if ex-girlfriend won't un-invite someone from her part, maybe we should just do what real reality shows do… and votes one of ourselves out," Leonard suggested with an evil look.
"Hmm. Interesting," Zeta hummed.
"That could work," Debbie agreed.
"Very dramatic," Courtney added
"All right, it's settled. We'll vote, and by the end of the night, one of us won't be going to Aggie's party," Garry declared.
"But who?" Silver asked.
Leonard explained his plan at the confessional booth, "Little does Silver know, I'm already plotting her demise for having a lame list. I know exactly who is going to get voted out."
At night, the results are in, and the birds, pigs and eagle went back to Eagle Family's home to reveal the results who won't attend Aggie's party.
"ME?!" Leonard exclaimed in disbelief, "I GOT VOTED OUT?!"
"Apparently, he didn't know exactly who was going to get voted out," Garry said in the confessional booth.
Another scene where Leonard confessed his own feelings in the booth, "King Mudbeard is not happy!"
And another scene in the confessional booth, Rebecca flicked her finger, and said, "Drama: Check."
*27 hours before party*
Leonard paced around the room disappointingly, "I can't believe you voted me out!"
"Isn't this what you wanted?" Matilda reminded
"Yeah. Wasn't it your idea to have the vote in the first place?" Mighty Eagle added.
"That was when I thought I had the numbers!" Leonard replied loudly, then turned to Courtney, "We had an alliance, Courtney! You promised me you'd vote for Silver."
"I did?" the female pig was confused.
*4 hours earlier*
While Courtney was taking a photo of herself with her phone, Leonard was whispering without realizing she wasn't listening.
"Listen, if I get Garry to vote for Silver, will you vote for her, too?" He as expecting an answer from his assistant.
Then, Courtney took a photo with an unexpected Mrs. Oakley joining in, and it was perfect picture, "Yes!"
*Flashback ended*
"You said yes!" Her boss still reminded Courtney.
"Only because I got the right angle… and this time, I also captured Mrs. Oakley," explained Courtney.
Leonard then turned to Red, "You promised to vote for Silver, too. Sorry for pointing fingers, but she broke you and Aggie apart!"
"I know I blame her too!" Red confessed, which it caught Silver's attention, "Which I intentionally said it out loud because I want too!" Red didn't regret of saying that, then turned back to Leonard, "But she made a promise she'll do anything to get me and Aggie back together again."
"And you believed her?"
"Hey, once I made a promise, I keep it!" Silver glared at the pig, "Besides, I may be smart, but I can't live with this guilt forever!"
Leonard then started to lose his temper, and yelled, "You know what? It's fine! If you don't want me at the party, I won't go! In fact, maybe I should just drop out of this whole thing!"
"What whole thing?" Zoe asked.
"This stupid show! I'm not 'Bonding with Beaks and Snouts' anymore! I quit!" The king pig tried to flip the dining table, but it's stuck from ever moving, just like the I Team meeting table. The pig then tried to flip the drawer, but it was stuck as well. Then Leonard dug up into a box of objects, and found a small white table. He put the small table on the dining table, and flipped it angrily.
"I got to admit, I'm gonna miss her persistence," Bomb admitted.
"You know what you're also gonna miss? My checklist!" Leonard took out his own list for the party, "No Leonard, no list-y…"
"No biggie," Chuck said.
"Yes, biggie!" Leonard fought back.
"Oh, please-y. I think we can pull off Aggie's party without your own muddy list," Red mocked about his list.
"Good luck," The king pig started to tear his list into pieces, "Without this list, you'll have no idea how to make the party a success! Leonard out! GRR!" He left the house, and slammed the door hardly.
"You know what? This list just gave me a great idea for this party," Red noticed the paper pieces in his wings, and threw them in the air, "Confetti!"
Red then interviewed himself to the viewers in the confessional booth, "The party is coming together great! Aggie is gonna love it."
It's Aggie's birthday, and it's party time.
The party is held on the beach. There are balloons, party decors, and 12 party cannons are in circle form around the area of the party. There are cats that are trapped in their cages, small stuffed toy cats on each table, and meat on the food tables. There is also food for the bird and pigs to eat if they didn't like the meat that Aggie likes. The only guests were just 20 random birds, pigs and eagles, and all members of the I team.
"I don't love it," Aggie commented as she was sitting on a throne, wearing a cape, a crown, and held a royal staff as the birthday queen. Red was standing next to her to hear what Aggie said, "It's all just too much."
"Great party, SmurfAggie," SmurfBlossom walked by.
"I know! Isn't it all just too much?" Aggie pretended to smile in front of her friends, then frowned to Red, "I still don't love it."
"Don't worry! You will. We have a lot more planned," Red then walked away to make the party even greater.
"There's more?!" Aggie groaned tiredly. She didn't want this to be another special birthday, "Ugh!"
Chuck then confessed in the confessional booth, "Despite Aggie's hesitance, the party was shaping up to be exactly what we needed to make our show a success and get our fame back."
Suddenly, Leonard appeared in the party with his own camera, "Hey, ladies!" He took a photo of himself with two female birds.
"Um, what're you doing here?" Red asked him as the birds and pigs approached Leonard.
"We voted you out," Jim reminded.
"Your vote is irrelevant, since I am no longer on your silly reality show," Leonard pointed the fact.
"That 'silly reality show' is your reality," Silver corrected.
"Not anymore. As you can see, I now have my own show. It's called 'Leonard the Piggy.'" Leonard entitled his show with a wink in front of the camera, "Now if you'll excuse me."
"Okay, there is no way 'Leonard the Piggy' is stealing our party," Red declared as he turned to Bomb, "Now, Bomb, grab a cat a meet me at the throne. Queen Aggie needs a lap kitty."
Leonard then pointed the camera at himself and Aggie.
"Nice crown!" Leonard spoke out loud for the camera, and whispered to Aggie, "Don't look at the camera."
"How can I not? It's right in my face," Aggie pointed.
Leonard then made a fake laugh, "Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, Aggie dear, you're too funny! Too bad you're stuck 'Bonding with the Beaks and Snouts.' You'd be a star on my show."
"But I thought it as called 'Leonard the Piggy'?"
"Well, I'm thinking of changing it to 'Leonard the Piggy! And Sometimes Aggie.'"
Suddenly, Ruby approached Aggie as she pulled her away from the throne and Leonard, "There's my best friend and the birthday girl. Come on, it's kitten time."
But Leonard couldn't give up fighting as he gritted his teeth, "She was talking to me. On my camera. On my show."
"She was on our show first," Roy fought back
Ruby, Roy, Rebecca started to fight over Aggie like a tug-o-war.
The sparrow then cried, which halting the birds and the pig, "Guys, stop it, you're hurting me!"
"Stop making this all about you, Aggie," Leonard scolded.
"But it's my birthday!" Aggie shouted.
"You're right. It's is your birthday. So it's time we sang to you," Ruby squeaked in excitement.
Then it's Debbie's cue to announce the singing time, "Everybody gather round! Time to sing 'Happy Birthday.'"
Then, Red dragged Leonard away from the crowd, and whispered, "Wait till you see the little surprise that wasn't on your list. As soon as the song ends, Garry's gonna fire off all those party canons."
"Don't know how, why or when, but somehow, you'll screw it up," Leonard assured of it.
"Not gonna happen… for my soulmate. Oh, excuse me," Red moved aside, and approached Bomb near the petting zoo where the cats were caged, "Bomb, what're you doing? Aggie should have—" Then, he noticed the cages are empty, "Where are all the cats?"
"They're playing in their cat tubes," Bomb replied.
"What cat tubes?"
"All of them!"
As Bomb pointed one of the "cat tubes" he was talking about, he was referring to the party cannons all over the place. Red realized the cats were loaded in the party cannons.
"Those are for confetti!" Red exclaimed, then tried to run on the other side to stop Garry from launching the cannons, "Garry, don't set off those can—"
Red then stopped the scene as he warned the viewers in the confessional booth, "No cats were harmed in what you're about to see. But do not try this at home. Ever. For any reason."
The scene then proceeded as Red yelled, "Canons!"
But it was too late. Garry pushed the button, and fired the cannons. The 12 cannons then launched not just confetti, but also 40 cats in the air. The cats meowed in agony when they flew in the air, and fell down on the sand. Everyone ducked down for their live to avoid getting hit by falling cats. The cats were okay though as they just sat down wherever they were landed like nothing happened.
"This is a cat-tastrophe!" Leslie showed himself on the scene, until he got hit by a white cat, and fell to the ground.
"This is all your fault!" Red yelled at Leonard.
Then, Denzel scampered around with a cat on his face. He was either invited or un-invited, but he likes to attend Aggie's parties for fun and food anyway. Unfortunately, he got unlucky when one of the cats landed on his face, and started attacking him, "Cat butt on my face! Cat butt on my face! Get it off!"
Leonard proceeded blaming Red for this also, "My fault? How is this my fault?"
The birds, pigs and eagles started to argue at each other of whoever's fault of all of this.
But suddenly, Aggie stood up from her throne, and shouted, "ENOUGH!" her voice create a huge strong shockwave, which made the birds and pigs stopped arguing at each other, "This is the worst birthday party ever!"
"What do you mean? At least nobody threw up on your cake," Stella pointed that this year, no one threw up on Aggie's cake.
Coincidentally, a cat then threw up on top of Aggie's cake and meowed, much to everyone's disgust when they watch the whole threw-up cat scene.
"Ugh! The cat yakked on the cake!" Leslie groaned in disgust.
"And I stand corrected," the pink bird said.
"I can't believe you guys!" Aggie cried in disappointment.
"It's his fault!" Red, Chuck and Bomb pointed at Leonard.
"It's their fault!" Leonard pointed t the three birds.
"You're all at fault!" Aggie screamed, "I didn't want any of this. But you were so wrapped up in creating drama for your show to get your fame back and fix your reputation for the universe, that you ruined another one of my birthdays. Oh, and I finally decided who I want to un-invite for my party. ME!"
She flipped one of the table, and, luckily, the table she chose to flip isn't stuck like the other tables the birds and pigs tried to flip.
"Who's the queen of the reality show now?" Aggie talked in the confessional booth, "See, when I realized they were messing up my birthday again, I decided to get something out of it. My own spinoff. I'm gonna call it, 'Drama Takes Flight'. Boom!" She dropped the staff on the floor, doing the mic drop.
"Aggie?" Red's voice was heard as Aggie calmed himself. The other birds, pigs and her Eagle Family came into the booth.
"We're sorry," Ruby apologized
"All of us," Zeta confessed.
"We were selfish jerks… again," Leonard said,
"We were so focused on our fake reality, we screwed up our real one," Chuck admitted.
"And it wasn't worth it," Courtney added.
"Yeah, getting our fame back became more important than our friendship. You would never do that to us," Silver patted Aggie's back.
"Yeah, you'd never get caught up in this kind of drama," said Mighty Eagle.
"Yeah, Drama. Who wants that?" Aggie giggled.
This entire time, all of the birds, pigs, eagles, and even Aggie's parents, Leslie, and the I Team were watching the whole show in Leslie's laptop as there's awkward silence in the air.
"We didn't know this would happen," Bomb confessed.
"And I didn't really mean—" Aggie wanted to admit her attitude back there.
"Maybe we should give up reality TV for a while," Red declared
"And delete this and never show it to anyone. Ever," Garry added.
"And let's just wait for a miracle to get our fame back and fix our reputation instead doing something foolish to achieve them," Mighty Eagle suggested.
"Deal!" Everyone agreed.
"All right," Leslie turned off his laptop, and closed it, which he secretly winked, breaking the fourth wall, that he decided to keep the video so he can watch it all over again.
This chapter is based on the show, Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn, Keeping Up with the Quadashians.
The birds in the cast were Aggie, Red, Chuck, Bomb, Matilda, Terence (no speaking role), Zoe, their three younger hatchling, the Blues, stella, Ruby, Roy, Rebecca and Silver.
The pigs in the cast are Leonard, Courtney and Garry.
And the eagles were just Mighty Eagle, Zeta and Debbie.
I hope you like this chapter so far. Thank you for your patience.
