The Fate of the First Hero of Light

All our Tribes people are gathered at our homeland.

There are 5000 members.

A red faced Zelda walks to the podium.

She is wearing her short red dress and has the bag. She produces the flaccid member and the other parts. She starts explaining how children are made.

A short while later...

My Tribe are deep in thought.

"Thank the Queen for her teachings."

My Tribesmen bow deeply. Zelda looks flustered.

"Thank you Zelda. Your teachings will undoubtedly lead to the birth of many new members."

"Geir was this the last time?"

"We still have to go to the Dwarven Realm."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"

"I am joking Zelda we are finished."

Zelda lets out a deep breath of relief.

"Warchief we are under Sir Hunfrey's command. We cannot have children and fight wars at the same time."

"You have been relieved of your duties."

"NO, WHY! WHAT DID WE DO WRONG?"

"The Knight will speak to you now."

The Knight moves to the podium. I think I have never seen his armour shine so brightly. He gives a moving speech congratulating them on their victories. He tells them it was an honour serving with them. Boasting about how disciplined they have become under his leadership.

Most of my Tribe are crying. The Knight has closed his helm's visor. I signal to them they rush to the Knight. With his closed helm he is shaking hands and talking with a muffled voice.

Long moments later...

After thanking the Knight for his help in training my Tribe could I continue.

I move to speak to my tribe.

"Congratulations on your victory in the war! You will be rewarded handsomely by the Kingdom"

"WARCHIEF! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

"You were part of the Kingdoms forces that defeated the enemies, so you will be paid your dues."

"YES!" Everybody is excited.

"I will be claiming that reward."

"WARCHIEF!" "NO, WHY!"

"BE QUIET! IT IS TAXES THAT YOU OWE ME!"

"Taxes Warchief? We already payed the Kingdom our dues!" "Yes, that is right!" Everyone seems in agreement.

"I will need these funds."

"Why Warchief?"

"We are going to form our own country."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY WARCHIEF!"

"You heard me correctly. We will form our own country."

"HOW WILL WE DO THAT?"

"The Queen has already taught you what is needed to be done to grow the tribe. I will set a minimum of four children per family."

"FOUR!?" Some of our female members are looking pale.

"WARCHIEF IS THAT NO TO MUCH TO ASK!"

"BE QUIET! THESE NEXT 10 SUNCYCLES. I WILL HAVE TO FIGHT OUR ENEMIES DAY IN, DAY OUT!"

"Warchief what do you mean?"

"So many of you died in the campaign. If all our enemies banded together they would crush the Tribe."

"WARCHIEF THAT CANNOT BE TRUE?!"

"Yes, it is. You have learned discipline from the Knight. Now you will have to relearn our techniques."

"Why would we need that Warchief?"

"Our enemies are not normal soldiers."

"Warchief..."

"I will not suffer for nothing. If the time is right for the little ones to learn to fight. I will ask the Knight if he would be willing to guide them."

"SIR HUNFREY COULD WE POSSIBLY REQUEST THIS!'' 'PLEASE!" "YES, SIR HUNFREY?"

The Knight turns around and signals yes.

My tribe rejoices.

"The next part of forming a nation requires infrastructure. The roads and other basic structures needed will require massive amounts of funds."

"Warchief even with all our businesses and the Union combined. We will not be able to raise enough money! What will we do?"

"Treasure."

"TREASURE?"

Many times later...

"GEIR WHY AM I HERE!?" screams Zelda.

"ZELDA DESTROY THAT WALL BEFORE THE ENEMIES CAN ATTACK!"

Her hand's snot clay birds fly. They reach a glass wall.

"KATSU!"

The wall is destroyed. The contents are revealed, mountains of riches.

"ZELDA QUICKLY A PORTAL SPELL!"

"GEIR NOOOOO! WHY DO I HAVE TO HELP!"

"BE QUIET ZELDA OPEN ONE TO THE ROYAL STORE ROOM!"

"HOLEY MOLEY!"

A round mirror is formed in the air. I can see the guards on the other side they have shovels.

"KNIGHT!"

"COME MEN! CLEAN THE ROOM!" The Guards move and quickly remove all the treasures through the portal.

Moments later...

"GRANDMOTHER, KNIGHT, FIRE MAGE, VIVI, ZELDA RETREAT INTO THE PORTAL!"

"Yes, Geir!" "WHYYYYYY!?" "'AT ONCE GEIR!" "Let us leave." "Yes."

We are in the royal store room. I look back I can see the skeletons trying to attack us, the portal closes.

"Thank you everyone. Another massive success." "Fire Mage how many rupees." "At least 30,000,000 rupees." "I see. We will split it into six again then."

"GEIR I WILL NOT TAKE ANY OF THIS MONEY IT IS FOR HER MAJESTY!" "Knight we have discussed this before. You have to use these funds to expand the military. They are also for the wages of the soldiers."

"GEIR I CANNOT DO THAT!"

"Fire Mage at least you can see reason."

"Yes, Geir I come from a foreign Kingdom. I can strengthen my nation with these funds. As always Geir an excellent scheme!"

"SIR IZDRYN MY FRIEND?"

"Sir Hunfrey not all Kingdoms have rulers as Magnificent as Her Highness the Queen. The previous leaders have left my homelands in poverty and disarray. Please understand I wish to help them as well."

"I UNDERSTAND MY FRIEND FORGIVE ME. YOUR LADYSHIP HOW WILL YOU SPEND YOUR FUNDS?"

"Come here Sir Hunfrey, Sir Izdryn.""

YES, LADY VIVILARA." "Yes, that is a good plan."

They are whispering she knows all the Tulok techniques. I cannot hear what they are whispering.

"Zelda what will you do?"

"What should I do Geir?"

"Build a Royal Holiday Estate."

"EXCUSE ME!?"

"When we were ransacking the other Kingdom. I had never seen vanity like theirs, everything was so extremely opulent."

"THEN WHY BUILD IT?"

"Esteem."

"What do you mean Geir?"

"We have destroyed the other kingdom's royal buildings. They have no magnificent structures left. That is why you must build your own."

"Geir why would I do something like that?"

"To gain prestige. The other Kingdoms would rather do business with countries or domains, they consider successful or having great standing. "

"Geir are you sure of this?" asks the Fire Mage.

"Fire Mage since they put an embargo on our goods. The value of our currency has slowly been declining. We need to lure other kingdoms or domains to ignore the embargo and seek us out to do business with our kingdoms."

"OUR KINGDOMS?"

"Yes, I told you I am starting my own country. I will also market our services and wares."

"Geir still a Royal Holiday Estate is something extremely distasteful. I could never allow it."

"Zelda what if we open a Royal Library?"

"WHAT!"

The horse carriages approach a massive building.

The building has a very large telescope jutting out of the golden dome on top of the magnificent structure.

The reporters and the various Kingdoms leaders are present. They are being led through the building. The expensive tiles of the floors are polished, they shine like mirrors. There are ancient texts they are laying open so that they can be inspected, thick glass covers them to prevent them from damage or theft. The leaders are lead through rows upon rows of books.

They enter the expansive study room where the magical codex's are stored. It is filled to the brim with mages from various Kingdoms studying feverously. The guide has to force her way through.

Is it always this busy?"

"Your Majesty we had to close the library for today. But the mages know magics, they just end up coming in with various spells."

"SHOW SOME RESPECT TO OUR GUESTS!"

The mages stop for a few moments. Then begin frantically studying again.

The finisher we enter the "museum" where I display the royal jewels, the crown and the ceremonial mace that I liberated from the other kingdom.

All these leaders know what they are and where they are from. They will not honour the other countries embargo on Zelda's Kingdom.

We conclude the tour.

My Grandmother had prepared a lunch so opulent I had to sacrifice 1,000,000 rupees.

My Tribesmen's business people descend on the leaders who are in a very amicable mood. Some of my people represent Zelda's Kingdom and even the Dwarven Realm. When the rupees start rolling in. Then they will be willing to deal with any person.

"We have prepared lodgings. If you would like to stay and speak to the Queen?" "Yes, please." "Let us go." "Lead the way." "Indeed."

They reach the ice palace I made. They are dumbstruck.

"How was this made?"

"The Queen used some of her magic to construct this palace for your enjoyment. Please explore freely. Dinner will be served in the dining hall later. Please call if anything is needed."

The tour guide leaves. The nobles and leaders inspect the structure. They play gleefully on the various slides I made inside the ice palace.

Later at night...

Queen Zelda appears as she walks ice forms on the floor behind her. She goes to speak. One of the guests asks her if she can perform some ice magics. Zelda extends her hand many ice shapes form in the sky flying above the leaders. Finally she closes her hand they all disappear. Except over the guest that asked for a demonstration snow falls on her. Everybody laughs. She winks the snow disappears.

Zelda gives a moving speech about unity in these dark times. That we must strengthen our bonds through any means. She declares she will decrease the taxes on exports of her Kingdom by half. The business people start taking notice. She has finished she gets a standing ovation.

The meal is set out. Two tears roll down my cheek, the meal is so opulent I had to sacrifice another 1,000,000 rupees.

The next day the leaders move to exit. The library is so full the guide cannot even open the door.

"Please excuse me."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OUT! WE RESERVED THIS DAY FOR THE NOBLES AND LEADERS TO COME INSPECT THE LIBRARY!"

The guide comes out and signals for two guards they rush inside. Screams are heard, loud foot steps are heard.

"Is it always this busy?"

"Your Majesty it changes from day to day. It is one of the more quiet days."

"UNBELIEVABLE! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?"

"Our Majesty Queen Zelda has declared that this building would be dedicated to the spread of knowledge throughout the domains. I believe she wishes to share this knowledge with yourselves as well."

"THAT IS TRUELY NOBLE!" "Yes, Indeed!" The others nod in agreement.

All of the leaders have departed.

"Dekna how far are they?"

"Warchief they are almost at the borders."

"I see, everyone you can relax now."

The royal guards take of their disguises. The mages guilds members walk out of the magic library and down the many spiral stairways. The guide turns back into Aunt Hurmihilda. All the other people turn back into Dwarfs the spell having hidden their true forms being broken.

My Tribe's people are wearing their white parka's again.

"What will happen now Geir?"

"Aunt Hurmihilda now we wait for the rupees to roll back in."

"EXCUSE ME?!"

Two mooncycles later...

I am running as fast as I possibly can, I enter the Dwarven Realm.

I see a Mighty Dwarven Warrior with a mighty mustache and a braided beard.

"UNCLE THANDALL COME!"

"GEIR SON WHAT IS WRONG!"

"COME HELP ME PLEASE! IT IS A CATASTROPHE!"

"YES, SON!"

We run out into the fierce snow storm. My heart is beating so fast. We have to resolve this as quickly as possible.

"GEIR ME BOY! IS THAT IT!"

"YES, UNCLE THANDALL IT IS TERRIBLE!"

The Mighty Dwarven Warrior drops his War Axe.

"YES, INDEED! TAKE THE LEFT SIDE!"

"YES!"

"TOGETHER NOW! LET US LIFT THE CART BACK ONTO THE TRACK!"

The backed up mine carts start moving again. The rocks with the precious stones inside of them are being transported again.

"Thank you Uncle Thandall we were losing rupees by the moments."

"Geir son. It would seem everything you touch turns to gold."

"Uncle Thandall thank you."

"Yes, son indeed."

"Our Deepstand Mining Company cannot fail!" I laugh.

"I feel the same!" The Dwarf lets out a hearty laugh.

"Still Geir this has to be your most financial beneficial scheme yet!"

"Yes, the impression we left on the leaders of the other lands. The reductions of the export taxes has brought a surge of new business!"

"GREAT FATHER GEIR! COME THE QUEEN NEEDS YOU!"

"Uncle Thandall I am leaving!"

"Yes, Geir son see you soon!"

Many moments later...

I kick the door to the throne room open.

"ZELDA WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY!"

"GEIR!"

"YES!"

"WHAT IS THIS?"

"Oh that is the name that will be printed for the library."

"Did you write this?"

"Yes, what is the matter?"

"QUEEN ZELDA'S ROYAL LIBRARY, FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW LITTLE, BUT WANT TO LEARN TO KNOW MORE!"

"Yes, is something the matter?"

"WHAT IS NOT WRONG WITH THIS?!"

"Zelda what are you talking about? It says it is the library you built and it states its intended function. What is wrong?"

"GEIR WE CANNOT NAME IT THIS. IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS!"

"It was not my idea."

"WHAT?! WHO THEN?!"

"My Grandmother."

"TEELA NOOOOO!"

"Do not worry Zelda. I prepared a contingency plan in case this would happen."

"THANK YOU GEIR! WHAT IS IT!"

"Queen Zeldany the Kind's Royal Library. They have been made in large golden letters they will be mounted soon."

Zelda's face is instantly red.

"Geir I do not know what to say..."

"Farewell Zelda there is money to be made."

"GEIR WAIT!"

Geir leaves the throne room passing the Knight and the Fire Mage.

Finish.