Angel: Hello everyone, I am back! No, I was not depressed or anything like that, I was taking exams. This is why people need to read author's notes XD Another favorite of mine! But I am taking more exams in a few more days, but we'll get to that when we get to that.

Also, Shaeril McBrown keeps leaving guest reviews, telling me to go harass someone I don't even know, which I keep deleting. *rolls eyes* Yeah, I really wanted to return just to deal with that...I already know her deal, I'm not entertaining her and doing something for her when she might as well been the one framing an author and accusing me of plagiarism.

For the record, I'm not gonna go harass a total stranger who I know is innocent. The person she's accused has stated she's done nothing wrong. And I've since gone on record on a review for a recent story of Shaeril's stating such. Especially since I already know ABOUT her...

Ninja and Kunoichi flip off the roof of the school, landing on a car. A robot jumps after them and they look over their shoulders. A large clock-based robot lands behind Principal Slimovitz's car, knocking his scarf and her hair back.

"Alright Bot, time to clean your clock..." Ninja strikes a pose as Kunoichi groans at him. "Get it? Come on, that deserves a hand! Oh, I did it again! Hand? Clock?"

"Stop, just stop. I can feel my face bones cringing..." She mutters to her partner. The clock punches him into a lamp post, flinging him into the dumpster. Kunoichi kicks the robot and runs over to him, opening the dumpster door. He groans as he crawls out, a banana peel over his head and then two cucumbers on his face. "Schnasty!"

He shakes the garbage off him, looking up at her. "That's it! Clock-hands, daylight savings." Her eyes widen as she glances over her shoulder. He looks up ahead at the clock hands and spins his scarf. "Ninja Turn Back the Clock!"

Their fight is being broadcasted by ScarfCenter, hosted by Heidi and Howard. Heidi is dressed as Kunoichi with a white jacket, pink scarf, and a white wig that is braided. Howard is dressed as Ninja with a blue jacket and red scarf.

"Welcome to ScarfCenter!" Heidi announces as a crowd has formed from the outside lunch tables. "Heidi Weinerfan here without Battle-Bloopers analyst, Howard Brosell," She gestures to Howard.

"We got Ninja/Kuno splarts all over the place, Heidi," He raises a brow, the panel behind them changing to a slide. "Up first, UC of M's. Unnecessary Calling-out-of Moves," He moves the slide to the right as Ninja and Kunoichi are in a video.

"Ninja Block! Ninja Block! Ninja Block!" He dodges from the same robot that they were fighting earlier.

"Unnecessary? Yes. Shoob-larious? Don't know, let's put it to the Shoob Zone!" Howard points to the students.

"Shoob! Shoob! Shoob!" They cheer in unison.

"And that's not the splurst of it. Check out this wonk-liner," Heidi gestures to the screen again and they watch.

"Alright Bot, time to clean your clock," Ninja states again and Kunoichi groans again.

"Who-oo says that? And what's up with that white hair? 70 feet of dandruff and lice, shoob! And then Ninja gets his butt mashed until they both make this face," Howard gestures to a screenshot of Ninja's face as he was figuring out how to defeat the robot. His eyes look buggy as hers looks stupefied. Howard draws over their faces, writing them saying derp. Both of them laugh out loud, with Randy and Amy watching from his McFist Pad.

He lowers it and sees Howard laughing in the same manner. The two glare at him. "Uh, that's the faces we make when we put it all together."

"As in, figuring out how to defeat a robot or how to unstank someone," Amy crosses her arms, unamused.

"And the fans love it!" Howard opens up his shirt to reveal the same faces they make as the logo, along with the word 'Shoobs.'

"But we beat that thing!" Randy protests as he puts his McFist Pad back in his bag, putting a casual arm around Amy. "Why do you only focus on the shooby parts?"

"And why make fun of my hair? That's part of the suit!" Amy glares at him. "And why would Heidi even go along with it?"

She's a little offended that her female biffer would even do that kind of thing. It just didn't seem like her.

"What can I say? Shoob sells, and my sister knows it," Howard answers them, earning annoyed looks from his friends.

"You've gone too far this time, you know that?" Amy points at him angrily.

"This isn't just for me, it's for you guys too," He gestures to them. Randy groans a bit in annoyance and then rumbling occurs right behind the two. They turn around to the parking lot to see a wolf-like robot standing on top of Slimovitz's car.

"Not again, McFist," Amy scoffs in irritation, but pulls out her mask anyway along with Randy. Howard pulls out his coat.


McFist is flying in his hovercraft, dragging Viceroy into his office. "Viceroy! You gotta see this. There's a giant robot dog out there!" He then puts on cute eyes. "It's the cutest thing I've ever seen!"

"You mean Robo-Hound?" Viceroy grabs his arm back. "I built it."

"No...no, you couldn't have," The man walks up to the live video footage at Robo-Hound sniffing himself. "He's too cute. You didn't build it. Did you build it? You didn't build it."

Viceroy sighs, rolling his eyes and shaking his head.

"Zip it!" McFist orders him. "ScarfCenter's back on!"


"We're back, Ween-Peezies, with a frosh 'sode of ScarfCenter!"

"Look for the Ninja and Kunoichi to smokebomb here, unnecessarily flip here, here and here, and finally land in this area to deliver a classic wonk-liner and make dumb faces together!" Howard draws this out on a map.

"Smokebomb!" The two announce, getting their attention. Kunoichi and Ninja appear near the flag as she's crouched down, touching the roof with her hands.

"Ooh, let's watch."

They do some flips to reach the bottom, Ninja landing on a stack of books a student is carrying. He knocks the boy down in the process, Kunoichi rearranging the fallen papers and books quickly. Her hair helps out and she hands them back, running after her partner. They slide to a stop in front of the now-destroyed car.

"Okay, Fido," Ninja points up at him. "It's about to get rough. Get it? Dog? Ruff?"

"Again?" Kunoichi mutters, pinching her forehead. "We need to have a talk about these one-liners someday and why you say them."

"Wonk-liner. Called it!" Howard pumps a fist, pointing to the students.

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!" The students declare, the two glancing at the group.

"Shoob? That was a great line!" Ninja protests to Kunoichi. "Right?"

"Mm-mm," She shakes her head at him. The word shoobs appear around their heads as the students are still calling them that.

"Huh?" He rubs his eyes and Kunoichi closes hers. "What the juice?"

She takes a deep breath, opening her eyes and no longer seeing the words. Robo-Hound charges towards them, knocking Ninja back first. Kunoichi spins around, kicking the robot backwards. Ninja hits a bus and then it falls on him.

The girl gasps, running over to the bus.

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!"

"Are you okay?!" Kunoichi looks around for him and he flips around, stopping in front of her. His eyes look dizzy as she bends down to him. "Ninj?"

"Shoob! Shoob! Shoob!"

A doodle blindfold appears around his eyes and he stands up, trying to see. "Get outta here!"

Kunoichi hears a growl, looking up. She unleashes her hair, throwing it around them so that Robo-Hound crashes into it.

"What's going on?" Kunoichi turns to him, seeing the blindfold.

"I don't know! It's like I'm blind all of a sudden!"

Robo-Hound hits them repeatedly and she tries to hold it in.

"He's really powerful!"

"Wowzer poundz, Big H. They're really takin' it," Heidi comments to her brother.

"You can say that again. Ninja's fighting like a shoob out there!" He points to the crowd again.

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!"

"What?" Ninja asks in confusion as he can still hear it. "I'm not fighting like a-" Robo-Hound breaks the hair shield, grabs Ninja, and tosses him around like a rag doll. He tosses him into a wall and he slides down into the grass.

"Bad dog!" Kunoichi kicks him in the face and he whimpers.

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!"

Ninja groans and shakes his head rapidly. "Shoob...am I?" He rips off the blindfold as all he can see is the word shoobs as everyone keeps repeating it. The blindfold reappears over his eyes again. "I can't see! Get outta my face!" He swats his hands around, the crowd gasping.

But to others besides Kunoichi, there's no blindfold over him. "What's he doing, Dub-Dip?"

"You got me," Howard shrugs at his sister. "It's like he's just waiting to get hit."

Robo-Hound speeds past the table, grabbing Ninja and throwing him into the air. He falls and then the robot punches him hard. He bounces and lands on the table with a groan. Kunoichi whistles and the robot dog turns to her.

"Focus on me!"

He charges and she backflips away from her partner. He gets into a defensive stance, but still can't see much. "What the doodle? I can't see anything!" He tries to throw some boom balls at the robot dog to help his partner, but he throws them in the wrong direction. As a result, the wall explodes, messing up people's hair nearby including Flute Girl's, Rachel's, Theresa's, Pradeep's, and Debbie's.

"Oh..." Kunoichi winces at this and Ninja removes the blindfold again, only to be tackled by Robo-Hound due to her not paying attention.

"They're right," Ninja is being thrown around by Robo-Hound. "I am...fighting...like a-" His scarf is ripped off by Robo-Hound, sending him flying. "Shoooooooob!" He lands in a hallway, sliding past lockers. "Still sliding? Really? How is this...?" He hits a door and slides into the bathroom, knocking into various stalls before finally stopping. His eyes roll around before he snaps out of it.

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!"

He swats away the words, but they still appear.

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!"

He removes his mask up to his head, seeing nothing, but when he puts it back on, the doodle words are everywhere. The chanting also occurs.

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!"

He tests this out several times until stopping, exiting the stall as Randy. "What the shoob is happening to me?"

"Sounds like you're getting your butt mashed out there, Ninja," A voice speaks up and he turns around to see Amy's grandfather, Mr. S. Ward Smith.

"Ward Smith, the Swordsmith of Norrisville! And my girlfriend's grandpa! Yes, this is perfect! You can help me!" He cheers, gesturing to the man.

"Mm, you need me to make you another sword? Or to make my girlie more tessen?"

"What? No, no, no, no, no," Randy denies immediately to both of those. "It's everybody's calling me a shoob and I'm fighting like a shoob. Though for some reason, Ames was fine?"

"What makes you think I could help you with that?" Mr. Smith asks back, a hand on his hip.

"All I can see is shoob! I can't see anything else!" He holds his head in a panic. "It's like I'm-" He blushes in embarrassment as he remembers from just looking and from Amy's stories of him that the man is blind. "You know...you know...with your eyeballs...and..."

"Blind?" Mr. Smith points to his glasses.

Randy sighs in relief. "So glad you said it! It would have been weird if I said it! I can't see to fight! Can you help me?"

He rubs his beard in thought. "Yeah, I can help you with that. But you have to listen to everything I say. No questions."

"Does no questions mean like, no questions? Cause what if-" Randy gets hit on the head by Mr. Smith's walking stick.

"No questions means no questions!" He reiterates sternly.

"Yeah, you got it. No questions," Randy holds up his hands with a nervous smile, hoping he won't get hit again.

A knock is heard from the bathroom door. "Ran? Are you okay in there?" Amy asks from outside, concerned. "You took a nasty beating out there..."

Randy opens the door to see Amy with a small frown. "Ames! Ah, sorry that I left you with that robot."

"It's okay, after you disappeared, it was too busy playing with your scarf to notice me leaving to find you. Sorry that everyone's calling you a shoob."

"I-I'll be okay," He rubs his arm a bit, gesturing to Mr. Smith. "Your grandpa's gonna help me with that! I can't see to fight, because all I can see is shoob while I'm the Ninja."

She winces a bit at this revelation, whistling a bit as she looks away. He raises a brow in confusion for her reaction.

"Why are you whistling? W-What did I step into?"


McFist laughs as he watches the footage of Ninja being flung around by Robo-Hound. "So, who's a good boy?" He uses a baby voice towards the robot dog. "Who threw the Ninja so far we'll never find him?"

"Oh, we'll find him and Kunoichi," Viceroy points to a controller in his hand. "Robo-Hound's a Blood-Hound."

"Fun fact Viceroy: Did you know bloodhounds can be used to track people?" He gives a wide smile and Viceroy glances away in annoyance. His boss literally just stated why he BUILT the thing.

"No, I didn't know that."

"You do now! You're welcome," McFist smirks a bit, acting like he just schooled Viceroy. The scientist just groans with a small sigh, activating Robo-Hound's red nose. He drops the scarf and then sniffs the ground, waving its robo tail. He finds a few white hairs in front of him that were from Kunoichi.

"Hm, what should we name?" McFist taps his chin in thought. "I like Lance. You like Lance? Yes, Lance..."

Viceroy just rolls his eyes.


Mr. Smith opens up the secret passage that leads to his secret blacksmith room. "Whoa!" Randy murmurs in awe as Amy's eyes widen. They step inside to see a bed of hot rocks, with flames at the end of the trail. The man picks up a sword, and the fireplace is revealed to be another door to another hallway.

"How many secret rooms do you have, Grandpa?" Amy murmurs in shock and he points his stick at her.

"That's for me to know and for you to find out, girlie!"

She holds up her hands in defense. They step forward to a room with a bunch of stepping stones.

"So Bruce!" Randy comments slowly. "But did you have any problems with your sight, Ames?"

"Not really. I was fine," She tells him.

"Why not? They were calling you a shoob too," He frowns a bit at the reminder.

"Well, yeah, but my grandpa taught me a while ago not to let anything like that get to me," She gestures to the man. "He taught me to just ignore it, so I don't mind if they're calling me out. I know that deep down, I'm worth more than that...with the best partner I could have."

He smiles softly at her, Mr. Smith clearing his throat.

"Grandpa in the room."

"Sorry Grandpa," Amy smiles sheepishly.


"That's my boy," McFist coos at Lance tearing up the hallway while sniffing out for the duo. "Who's gonna get the Ninja? Who's gonna get the Ninja?"

"We are, as long as he's within sniffing distance," Viceroy brags while controlling it.

"Look at him!" McFist comments as Bucky is being flung around. "So playful. Probably loyal, too. Y'think Marci will let me keep him?"

Bucky hits a window, with no clothes on, and Howard watches him from outside. Robo-Hound drags him up into the air and then puts him down. Bucky runs off screaming and Howard turns to his sistser in her broadcasting room.

"Hope Ninja and Kunoichi are okay..."

"The numbers are in!" She announces to him. "Robo-Hound put ScarfCenter's view through the woof!"

"Hmm..." He taps his chin in thought. "Now I'm conflicted. On one hand, Ninja and Kunoichi are missing. On the other hand..."

"We have more views than Prawn Stars!"

He rushes over to her, pumping his fists. "The other hand! Oh, Smith should totally tell you that she's the Kunoichi! That'd get a lot of views!"

Heidi gasps sharply, looking at him wide-eyed. "My biffer Amy is the Kunoichi?!"

He stiffens, dropping his arms. "...Oh wonk..."


"Now, all you gotta go is cross the kitchen," Mr. Smith informs Randy, as there's a small kitchen at the other side. He takes out the sword and slices a rope to make large tetherballs swing down. He steps forward, alarming both of them.

"Grandpa, no!" Amy calls out, both of them trying to stop him, but he guides himself through without being hit so far.

"Watch out! No...ooh...don't..." Randy is just itching to Ninja out to save him, except he can't. Mr. Smith does a flip, stepping forward and ducking from the objects with ease. Randy covers his eyes, Amy looking away with a wince.

"I can't watch!"

He makes it through to the other side perfectly fine, and two tetherballs hit each other, falling into pieces. Amy hears the crash, looking up with a shocked gasp.

"What?!"

She had no idea her grandpa could even do that blind... He opens up the fridge, taking a sandwich and biting into it. He then grabs an ice cream sandwich and turns back around, dodging everything while eating. He lands in front of the shocked teenagers, stuffing the rest of the sandwich into his mouth. He hands Amy the ice cream sandwich and she takes a slow, stupefied bite.

"Mmm. Mm-mm-mm," He wipes off his mouth.

"Thank cheese!" Amy lunges forward, hugging her grandfather. He gives her a one-armed hug in return.

"Your turn." Mr. Smith uses the napkin as a blindfold for Randy, who steps forward.

"Please don't tell me I have to watch this," Amy frowns a bit for Randy. "Grandpa, he's my boyfriend, remember?"

"It won't kill him, girlie!" He tells her. "If I even wanted to, I would do it in a way that couldn't be traced back to me."

Her eyes widen at that.

Randy straightens himself, taking a deep breath. "Okay, if he can do it, I can do it." He then steps forward with a confident smile.

"I heard that, schmappo!" Mr. Smith calls out.

"Schmappo?" Randy stops walking, confused by the word. A large tetherball hits him and he spins around rapidly. Amy winces a bit. This is kind of similar to what her grandfather did back when she was being bullied in middle school. He'd throw a bunch of mild insults at her while making her use a punching bag.

Randy lets out a small breath once he stops, Mr. Smith making a buzzer sound. "Already messed up, crambit!"

"Crambit?" Randy, unfocused, is hit again, swinging towards the ceiling. He falls down and smacks into another tetherball, lifted up in the air. He then hits another one.

"Ooh, clamp it, boopus!"

"This is not helping me!" The boy cries out and Amy winces a bit. He falls off and hits several platforms before Mr. Smith steps back. He then pushes the brunette back a bit as they watch Randy land in front of them. Amy bends down and helps him up.

"Boo-pus! That's you," Mr. Smith deems and the girl sighs a bit.

"But I'm blindfolded!" Randy waves his hands in front of his face, howling being heard from Lance. "There's a honkin' Robo-Hound out there and all you're doing is calling me names!" Randy lifts down the cloth. "You're just like the Shoob Zone."

"So say the jackanape," Mr. Smith replies smoothly.

"Gah! You're not helping me see! I'm sick of it," Randy storms past them.

"Whambler," Mr. Smith crosses his arms.

"Call me whatever you want because I am done listening to you!" Randy declares, bumping into the doorway. He then lifts a hand as he slowly walks off.

Lance howls and sounds an alarm once he's found the Ninja and Kunoichi. "Perfect!"

"Right?" McFist beams as he holds up a collar for the Robo-Hound, along with various toys. "Lance is gonna love it."

"No, I mean Robo-Hound picked up Ninja and Kunoichi's scent," Viceroy points up at the screen. "They're good as got."

"...Check it out," McFist holds up the nametag of the collar. "Shaped like a biscuit. I did it!"

"Ran, wait!" Amy runs after him as they're in the hall. He storms into the cafeteria, not listening to her.

"Honkin' Ward Smith calling me names. I'm not a boopus. He's a boopus. Unless he's a crambit or a whambler? Are those even words?"

Amy stands in front of the boy, holding up her hands. "Look, I know my grandpa is tough, but he was doing it for good reasons," She informs him.

"How can you even be related to him?" He grumbles, crossing his arms. "You're all nice and sweet and he's so ugh!"

"Hey!" She defends, narrowing her eyes. "Whether you feel that way or not, he helped me in the same way when I got bullied."

"He did?" He turns to her in surprise and she nods with a hum.

"Mm-hm. Almost exactly like how he tried to help you just now. And you know what? It actually helped me, and it'll do the same for you once you realized what he was trying to do."

"How was what he did gonna help me?" He gestures to himself.

"There they are!" Howard announces nervously, stepping up to them. "Guys, where have you been? I was worried," He hugs the both of them and they glance to each other.

"You were?" Randy smiles a bit.

"Can't have the Center without the Scarf!" He gestures to the table, where the students were cheering shoobs again.

"So say the jackanape," Randy crosses his arms as Amy glares at the smiling Howard.

"I should've known..."

"By the way, you're gonna love this story," Howard chuckles, getting their attention. "So you see...I might have...toldHeidiAmy'stheKunoichi?"

"You did what?!" The two exclaim at him in anger.

Robo-Hound crashes through the wall before they could yell at Howard further, sliding to a stop.

"Showtime, gotta go!" Howard runs off and Amy grunts at him. Randy pushes Amy underneath a table, peeking out.

"I can't fight now, I'm still blind," He holds up his mask. "Please don't be shoobed up."

Robo-Hound chases after some students, letting out a howl.

"Smokebomb!"

The two appear between Howard and Heidi. "I can see!" Ninja cheers, hugging Kunoichi. "I didn't need Ward!"

"They're back, Ninj-fans!" Heidi cheers behind Kunoichi, though is frowning a bit at her. She pulls down the girl to whisper in her ear. "Why didn't you tell me it was you, Amy?"

"I-It's complicated, Heidi-"

"Let 'em hear it!" Howard interrupts her before she could talk further.

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!"

The doodle words appear again, covering his eyes. "Zang it!"

Kunoichi glares at Howard, who shrugs sheepishly. Robo-Hound lets out an echo-blast, knocking both of them into the wall.

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!"

"No. Not again," Ninja complains before Robo-Hound throws him. He slides all the way over to the lunch lady, hitting the pot of chili she was carrying. Then some chili lands on her, to her annoyance. Robo- Hound charges forward, only to be held back by white hair. He lands on the ground with a whimper as Kunoichi stands above him.

"I'm getting real tired of this," She deems as Ninja sits up, holding his head.

"Why won't you let me see?"

Robo-Hound drags Kunoichi with him to reach Ninja, throwing him into the ceiling. "Ooh," Howard cringes, and then he lands hard on the ground. "Yikes!"

Robo-Hound spins around, hitting Ninja using Kunoichi's body and he crashes against the vending machine.

"We are witnessing to the most trach ninj-kuno-trocity of all time. Could this be the end?" Heidi looks up ahead in worry.

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!"

Howard winces, finally now starting to feel bad for his friends and encouraging this.

"Whoa, guys, alright, let's dial it down a little," Howard pinches his fingers. "Shoobs are supposed to be a funny thing."

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!" They keep cheering this anyway and Ninja sits up from the pile of cans. Robo-Hound smacks him into the wall, running over to him, but Kunoichi stands in front of her partner. She holds up a piece of hair to protect him another hit.

"Crambit! Schmappo! Jackanape! Whambler!" Mr. Smith's voice calls out to him as he holds Kunoichi's shoulders. Robo-Hound is snapping his teeth at her, growling at each attempt.

"You forgot Boopus!"

Robo-Hound manages to snag Kunoichi's hair, throwing her and him into a lunch table. Ninja's head hits someone and his eyes roll around. He looks up to see Mr. Smith himself.

"Boopus."

He glances to an image of his civilian self on his left and then Amy on the right.

"Call me whatever you want because I am done listening to you!"

"Look, I know my grandpa is tough, but he was doing it for the right reasons," Amy says next.

"Oh!" Ninja sits up in understanding. "The problem wasn't with my eyes, it was with my ears!" He finally realizes. "You and Ames were teaching me to ignore it when people call me names, like you learned how to do!"

"Now you're getting it, klee-klaw!" Mr. Smith smacks his arm, and Kunoichi hugs him briefly.

"Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs! Shoobs!"

"Hey, are you okay?" Howard whispers to the two. "Do you want us to stop the shoob chant?" He points to the students.

"No, chant all you want. I'm done listening," Ninja declares to him.

"It's time we do this right way: together!" She then glares at Howard, pointing at him. "And we're definitely talking about the Heidi thing later." Kunoichi jumps forward and he follows.

"Good, cause I tried to stop 'em, and that was not happening. And neither is that talk."

"Oh, it is," Mr. Smith replies to him and he sags his shoulders.

"Oh..."

The two land on a table together, facing Robo-Hound. The shoob chant continues and a blindfold is put over Ninja's eyes.

"C'mon, crambit. Just like Ward said. Don't listen to the name calling." He wipes away the doodle, and he can't hear anything despite it going on. He rips off the blindfold, making his derpy face again.

"Double dip! There's the face!"

"Inside sources tell me those faces they do are made when they put it all together," Howard smiles a bit.

They see Robo-Hound running up to them, and he kicks up a tray, catching it. "Ninja Bad Dog!" He smacks the robot with it, knocking him back.

"Ninja Bad Dog...? He's back!" Howard pumps a fist.

"You saw it with your own ears, whipper-snips! This is Epic Ninj-action!" Heidi smirks a bit, silently cheering for her friend.

The robot dog lands on the counter, the two kicking him back. The students all cheer.

"No!" McFist cries out. "Lance! He's a goner!"

"You know, it's just a robot," Viceroy mumbles to him as he walks past the evil scientist. "I can always build another one."

"There will never be another Lance!" McFist opens up a compartment, placing the red collar with other ones. He then starts openly sobbing.

Ninja throws his scarf while she throws her hair, grabbing the robot by the legs.

"Ninja Sit!" They trip it so that it lands on its back.

"Alright...Ninja Roll Over!" They kick it onto the floor, landing on its back. "Ninja Play Dead!"

The video is paused there and Howard circles around Ninja's head. "Ninja Play Dead?! Can they try any less?"

Randy pauses it again. "Hey! Why'd you pause it?" Howard protests to him.

"Because I know how it ends," Randy glances at him in annoyance for still encouraging this. "Heidi says Weinersplarts and you and your Zone chant us to shooblivion."

"Just watch," Howard presses play, where from the video he turns serious.

"All shoobing aside, what we saw today was an epic display of heroing. Lone warriors. Champions! Norrisville, let us show them our gratitude as only we can. Shoobs...Shoobs...Shoobs..."

"Shoobs...Shoobs...Shoobs," The others follow along. "Shoobs...Shoobs...Shoobs..."

Mr. Smith just glances around in confusion. "Whata they talkin' about shoobs?"

"Huh? Huh? The slow shoob," Howard grins a little.

"Shoobs...Shoobs...Shoobs..."

Randy sniffles, wiping away stray tears. "There's something in my eye. I gotta go," Randy runs off, Howard catching his McFist Pad.

"He he, shoobs."


The only reason why Amy isn't with them is because she's with Heidi in her broadcasting room, frowning towards the ground. Her hands are folded on her lap as she doesn't have anything to say at the moment.

"Why didn't you trust me, biffer?" Heidi frowns at her, for once not recording or broadcasting live. "i would've kept your secret."

"Well, you and ScarfCenter kept deeming me and the Ninja shoobs," Amy speaks up, crossing her arms. "Not exactly encouraging me to say anything in the first place."

"Right..." Heidi glances away in slight embarrassment. "Sorry about that...but you had to keep this a secret, didn't you?" She looks up at the brunette in understanding, earning a nod in return. "But how the honk did my brother know?!"

"Oh...well, that was an accident," Amy smiles weakly as she remembers when 'Franz Nukid' came to the school and then told Randy she was the Kunoichi. That was definitely a crazy day. "I didn't even mean for him and the Ninja to find out, it just...kind of happened. But I couldn't tell you or else your life would be in danger—which is why you can't tell ANYONE!"

"I won't. Your secret is safe with me," Heidi smiles softly. "And the Ninja must be your boyfriend Nandy, right?"

Amy blinks in surprise at her. "He's the only one you hang out with on a daily basis. Not to mention you've been close with him and that would only have to be because he's the Ninja."

"W-Wha...well, fair, but I still would've liked Ran even if I didn't know he was the Ninja. I feel like if I didn't know back then, then I would've known sooner. He wouldn't have hid that kind of thing from me if we dated first and then we found out."

"Aww!" Heidi squeals a bit, Amy blushing in embarrassment. The two then stand up and hug.

"Thanks for understanding why I didn't tell you," The brunette murmurs gratefully.

"Thank you, biffer, for trusting me enough to tell me. I promise, this won't get told over my feed! I swear it on my microphone!"

She earns a chuckle in return.

Angel: I got a recent guest review from Shaeril McBrown, stating that I'm jealous of her because I don't have a boyfriend or as many stories as her. Ah ha...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, that's definitely it. Yeah, I'm jealous of a TROLL! Who gets nothing but reported all the time along with a bunch of hate. And my relationship status has nothing to do with this either, and no one here cares about whether or not I stay single. And I don't care how many stories I have, so this accusation means nothing to me.