Chapter 58: Kitchen Tales!
"I heard that your brothers got summer jobs." Lena spoke to Louie. "Heh. Dewey and Webby are working in some rich country club and for Huey and Violet, they're camp counsellors in Woodchuck Island. As for Gosalyn, she's working at Pizza House doing delivery service. Oh and by the way, nice ride. I'm enjoying it." Louie spoke back as Lena is driving him around the city.
There...
At Woodchuck Island, "I remember I lost to you and you earned the title of being a Senior Woodchuck." Huey spoke to Violet as they're in the uniforms watching the kids engage in Woodchuck activities. "But 6 months later, you earned it." Violet brought. "And a few months before we began freshmen year, both of us earned the title of being Master Woodchucks!" Huey recalled as he put his arm behind and around Violet and pulled her close to him. Noticing his action. "Oops. Sorry I-"
"It's okay Hubert. Things had changed." Violet then cuddled up to Huey for a while and after that, "C'mon, let's engage along with the kids." Huey suggested. "My thoughts exactly." Violet agreed as they went to help around the camp.
Now back to the city...
As Louie and Lena continued going about., "Hey...what's that over there?" Louie noticed as they parked outside a burger restaurant called, "Perfect Grill." They went to an ad and, "Louie! I think we found our summer jobs!"
"Yeah Lena! I mean, mom was pissed off at my lazy." Louie state.
(Flashback)
"Ugh! This commercial sucks!" Louie exclaimed as he drank some Orange Pep!. Then, Della entered the room and, "Hey teenaged Rebel, what are you doing?"
"Nothing much. Just watching some TV, eating popcorn and drinking Pep!." Louie replied as he chugged his soda down. Della then noticed the amount of empty cans and scattered popcorn. "How long have you been...doing your stuff?"
"I don't know? I've been spending hours everyday having a ball of a time." Louie replied as he opened a can of Grape Pep! when snatched the can. "Hey what gives mom?"
"LOUIE! YOU'VE BEEN LAZING AROUND EVERYDAY!?" Della shouted so loud that Louie grabbed a cushion and cringed behind it. "Did you not know that you are wasting your summer when you do this! I will not accept this slacking of yours! I'm taking away your TV privileges!" Della announced. "No fair! What do I do now?" Louie whined. "Simple. Go outside and have fun." Della suggested. "I did that before." Louie replied. "Then find a job. Huey's working at Woodchuck Island and Dewey and his cute girlfriend are working at the country club earning lots of cash. Soon, they'll be richer than you." Della replied and Louie's eyes went wide. "I will not be bested by my brothers in terms of wealth!" Louie declared and left the TV room.
(End Flashback)
"Whoa. I wonder how many times you pissed your mother off. Better keep track of it." Lena suggested. "Don't even think about it babe." Louie replied as they saw 3 teens leave the restaurant.
"Fuck man! Perfect Grill is too simple!"
"Yeah! I'd rather go to Awesome Grill instead of this shit!"
"My thoughts exactly. That place is way better than this underrated trash!"
This was surprising but they nodded at each other and entered the restaurant. There inside, "Well, that explains their complains." Lena exclaimed as they're looking at the screen above the counters showing the menu.
"Everything is plain." Louie noticed when, "Welcome to the Perfect Grill. Can I take your order?" They looked in front to see a cheerful grizzly bear waiting at the counter. He has his name tag which says, "THE NAME'S ROOK."
"Uh...your menu appears to be too plain." Lena began. "It's like that. The manager is being a dick ever since Awesome Grill opened up." He explained. "Back then, Perfect Grill was steady until they opened and many flocked there."
"Interesting..." Louie thought and, "Also, heard you're looking for folks like us to help out in this place?" The grizzly bear stared at them for a moment. Then, "I'll get the manager." He left the counter while Louie and Lena continued looking around. The restaurants appears to be clean, the furniture is new but, "Yeah. Their food is outdated." said Lena as she gave examples. "Their burgers are just simply 2 toasted buns buttered and a burger patty sandwiched between them. And their hotdogs are just plain hotdog buns toasted and buttered and a hotdog is sandwiched onto it. Remind me that Louie hates that stuff." She thought when the manager who's an obese hippo showed up. "I heard you 2 are lookin fer a job? Wel you've come to tha right place! We'll talk in mah office."
"Yeah...right and outdated." Louie thought as they followed the manager. Once they're in the office, "Call me Mr Bulk and I manage Perfect Grill! Used to be okay meanin I'm earning cash at least payin my employees well until Awesome Grill made it's entrance!" Mr Bulk then ranted on as he sat down on his office chair. "Dey took mah customers! Dey took mah spotlight and I'm losin income! Soon I'll get shut down but I won't relent and back down! Until now, dis business is still running despite tha negative impact an feedback I got ovah tha years!"
"Okay...don't you think you should try something new?" Lena asked. "Nope! Everything ere is perfect an simple! I keep it dat way in ordah ta maintain a steady pace in profit gain an stuff!" Mr Bulk replied. "So rigid." Louie thought as, "Here, fill ya forms and leave em ere! I'll call ya as soon as I've made mah choice!" Louie and Lena could not believe their eyes and ears as they filled their forms, left them at his office and left the place.
Outside, "I just thought of something greenie."
"What is it Lena?"
"How good is Awesome Grill?" Lena asked as Louie smirked over it.
It cuts to both of them standing outside the restaurant as they entered the place. There, "Nice!" Lena exclaimed. "I know? Pretty cool interior design." Louie described as they looked around. The menu is awesome, service is awesome, the quality of food is awesome and the feedback from customers is incredibly positive. "It's no wonder Perfect Grill is far behind." said Louie.
"Yeah you got that right." Some donkey customer replied and overheard them at the same time. "The manager, Reggie Tipp is something! He knows what's best and awesome for this burger joint and he has a goal to make it the no.1 burger restaurant in the city. He's over there overseeing the operation." He's right. They can see a pigeon managing the place and even helping out. "I've seen everything. Let's go greenie." Lena told Louie as they left.
The next day...
At McDuck Manor, "Have you found a summer job Louie?" Della asked as the family had pancakes with butter and maple syrup for breakfast. In addition, a bowl of fruit salad. "Uh...still searching." Louie lied for this has been his forte at young till now. Della was not pleased as her face appeared to be stern about it when Louie's phone rang. "Excuse me." Louie went to answer the call as the rest watched.
A minute later, "Okay, I'm hired!" Louie revealed to the family. "Finally." Della exclaimed. "So where are you working at?"
"Uh...the Arctic Wind?" Louie lied again. "And when will you start?" Huey asked as he ate his fruit salad. "Today. In the afternoon." Louie replied as, "You know, you could have asked Uncle Donald to hire you to help run his diner." Dewey suggested. "Actually, he went on another cruise vacation and his girlfriend and his band tagged along." Webby then took out her phone and showed it to Dewey. A picture of Donald, Panchitos, Joses and Daisy are on the cruise chilling out. "This was taken yesterday." She added. "And as a result, I run his business until he returns." Beakly stated. "And I helped out too!" Della added. The family then chatted on as Scrooge smiled at their liveliness and drank his tea.
In the afternoon...
Lena picked Louie up with her ride and she drove to Perfect Grill. When they arrived, "Let's get started." They said in unison as they fist bump and entered the restaurant. There, Mr Bulk gave them their uniforms and name tags. Once they got changed, they received their first assignment. "You got to be kidding me." Lena exclaimed as the next scene reveals the 2 of them mopping the floors. "I expect them to teach me a thing or 2 in the kitchen but seriosuly, what the duck?" Louie exclaimed as he looked around. There are only 5 customers in the place. "And I bet Awesome Grill has hundreds waiting in line and dining in." He added. "So true." Rook agreed as he waited at the counter. "We have ideas to help Perfect Grill regain itself but Mr Bulk is such a dick still wanting to stick to his own standards." He told the couple surprising them also.
As time passes on, the door opened and, "Shit. Here we go again." Rook thought as 6 Awesome Grill employees suddenly entered the place as one of them kicked a chair aside and another took a spit on the floor. "I just cleaned that spot." Lena thought as, "Where's your fucking manager?" One of them asked Rook. "Yeah! He better shut this dump down! Awesome Grill is gaining more support each day and this dump is empty and shit!" Another stated.
"And why can't you idiots stop coming here everyday to hassle about!" Mr Bulk emerged pissed off. "I told you before, I am not gonna give up on this joint! I am not gonna shut it down! Now get the fuck out of here right now before I call the cops!"
"Ooh. I'm scared. But fuck you! Soon you'll be the first to go out of business!" The group then left as Mr Bulk sighed. "When will they learn." He groaned as he went back inside the office.
For the rest of the afternoon, it was frickin boring. "And all we did is clean, clean, clean. This sucks!" Louie complained as he and Lena left the place. "I'll drive you home greenie."
"Sure. Just drop me outside the gate and thanks for the lifts."
"No problem." Lena started the car and drove off.
An hour later, she arrived and Louie took it from here. "I got a feeling this summer job's gonna be more boring than ever." He groaned to himself as he made his way in.
And so...
For the next 3 days, it was more boring than ever for Louie and Lena. Cleaning, hearing the Awesome Grill employee's threats and very few people come here to dine. "He still refuses to adapt or something." Lena assumed as right now, they're having their lunch break. "Ugh...like I said before, it's too simple." Louie is looking at his burger while Lena poked it with one fof her fries. Then, "Where are you going greenie?"
"Heh. I'm getting my supplies." Louie left the table since they're seated outside the counter and soon enough, he returned with a container and opening it, it revealed lettuce, sliced tomatoes and sliced cheddar cheese. "Wicked." Lena exclaimed and, "But I'm still missing something. Aha! Sauce!" Louie exclaimed. "C'mon Lena, let's make some since this place has no condiments at all." Lena is unsure of it for they are not allowed in the kitchens but who cares so she tagged along.
In the kitchen, "How to make sauce..." Louie asked himself as he looked around. He found a large pot and set it on the stove. All the employees as of now are having their lunch break now as Louie looked around for ingredients. He picked up a jar and, "Nope." He threw it behind and, "Oh shit!" Lena exclaimed as the jar hit several bottles and other jars and their contents poured into the large pot and they're left open. "Oops." Louie is so dead but, "Wait...look!" Lena pointed at the inside of the pot as Louie took a peek. The colour is somewhat pinkish or something. "Hmmm..."
"You're not gonna do it are you?" Lena asked with doubt when Louie took a small teaspoon, scooped a teeny bit of the concoction and sampled it. "Gross." Lena described because Louie's eyes went wide. "It's..."
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"Heaven!" Louie then took another teaspoon and same thing and, "Try it my magical girlfriend."
"Uh...I'll-" Too late as Louie shoved it into her beak and, "Hey wha-wait..it's kinda good! Wow! What did you unintentionally mix in?" Lena asked as Louie looked at the shelf above that has the knocked down ingredients. "Take out your phone and list them down! It must be a secret!" Louie ordered. So phones whipped out and data is noted down. After that, "Let me see if I can enhance it." Lena looked around first and found a salt and pepper shakers. Using them, she shook some of the particles inside and Louie gave her a wooden spoon to stir it. Stirring took place and after that, taste test. "It taste better than just now! We're frickin geniuses in creating this!" Louie exclaimed and then, they had an idea.
Back there...
It cuts to the couple having their lunch and it has been enhanced for the food Louie brought is added into their plain burgers along with the sauce they unexpectedly created. Plus, they had it with the fries as,
"Hey guys-whoa! What is that? It looks delicious!" Rook exclaimed as Lena took a French fry, dipped it in the created sauce and fed him it. "Hey! Why...whoa! It's delicious!" Rook never tasted anything as good as this as, "Hey guys! Come here!"
In the office, Mr Bulk is answering a phone call and he's stressed over the complaints he's receiving about his restaurant. Once the call is over, "Huh? I hear lots of talking and excitement." He stood up and left his office to check it out.
Back at the area, all the employees are enjoying themselves sampling the sauce by dipping their fries into it when, "What in the name of ground beef is going on?" Mr Bulk asked when he arrived when Louie dipped a French fry and put it in his mouth and then, "Mmmm...exquisite! What kind of sauce is this?"
"Something that me and my girlfriend unexpectedly created." Louie replied. "Yeah! It's so tasty!" A female chicken employee described. "Awesome! I'd like to get some of this and use it at home for my mealtimes!" A male raccoon exclaimed as Mr Bulk thought of something. "Can you tell use how this sauce is made?"
This is what Louie has been waiting for. "It's a secret but, I ask of you a request." Louie stood up and faced Mr Bulk. "All your employees here have ideas to help Perfect Grill regain itself. If you have a heart to listen to them, your business can reap what was taken. Please Mr Bulk, you don't want this place to shut down do you? Even if you want to stick to your own standards, how will you go up the extra mile?"
Everyone nodded in agreement and Mr Bulk scratched his head a bit. Then, "Meeting room. Now. All of you except you 2 because I want you to make more of this sauce." All were surprised as they quickly finished their lunch and went to the meeting room. "Will he listen?" Lena asked. "Let's find out." Louie replied.
And so...
For the next 3 days, Perfect Grill suddenly underwent a massive change. First, the menu has been updated with more additions and varieties and that includes new equipment for certain ones. Second, the new sauce created is the major source as on the day Perfect Grill reopened after it's 3 days of , many people went to the place to the point it was crowded outside and inside and even at the drive thru.
Now inside, everyone is enjoying themselves. Mr Bulk can be seen getting feedback from the customers including Yelp reviewers while in the kitchen and the counters, all are working hard including Louie and Lena for they got the chance to work in the kitchen as seen when the head cook is guiding them in grilling burgers and in addition, hotdogs and bacon. Beside them on their left, 2 female employees are assembling the burgers using the toasted buns that are buttered afterwards, lettuce, tomatoes and cheddar cheese. When a beef patty is placed, they put some of the new sauce on it. In some orders, double the burgers, double the sauce. They also assemble the hotdogs through the buns, meat and sauce.
Behind them, French fries, onion rings, criss-cut fries, potato wedges, chicken fries, tenders and nuggets are being deep fried and cooked and at the counters, sodas of all flavours is served and in addition, milkshakes and ice sundaes are served cold and sweet.
Right now, Mr Bulk went back to the counters jolly and cheerful. "Louie! Lena! I have never seen so many customers come to Perfect Grill! I must admit, sticking to my standards is one thing but getting new standards such as this change is incredible especially the new sauce you 2 created! For that, you have convinced me deep down in my heart and I have seen the results with my own eyes." All the other employees agreed and, "Also, I'm ending your shift early and since the first week is on, I'll giving you your payment!"
"Wow! Thanks Mr Bulk!" Lena thanked him as she placed a beef patty on the half assembled burger as a crane employee put the new sauce on it.
Later on...
Louie and Lena are seen leaving Perfect Grill early with their payment in their envelopes. "We worked 7 hours a day, 10 bucks per hour, 70 bucks a day, 490 bucks in a week!" Louie calculated. "Wow greenie. Your math is still steady." said Lena as they got in the car and she started the engine and drove away.
That night...
In Awesome Grill, Reggie is seen in his office smiling. "I am so rich! Can't wait to put this restaurant on the top!" He then turned on the TV and what he saw shocked him.
(Cutaway to the news)
"This is Roxanne Featherly outside Perfect Grill and wow, this Perfect Burger I'm eating is incredible! Mr Bulk, tell us the secret of this burger that resulted in your business skyrocketing in the charts?"
"Ha! Ha! All I can say is that we have a unique sauce so tasty it must be kept secret. I can't tell you about it. That's why it's a secret."
"KSH!"
That's the sound of a cup thrown onto the TV breaking the screen. "Impossible! Perfect Burger is suppose to be out of business and suddenly, this happened?!" An enraged Reggie exclaimed as he kicked a wall. "And for this unique sauce, I'm gonna get my hands on it! And then, make my burgs even more awesome! AHAHAHAHA!"
The next day...
The couple arrived for work in the morning and there, "A commotion in the kitchen?" Lena noticed as they went to investigate. There, "Whoa. What a mess." Louie noticed. "It's like someone broke into this place to steal something but what?" Rook asked. Louie then looked around. A lot of equipment is tossed around, the cupboards are left opened and, "I know what's going on. Someone wants the sauce." Louie deduced. "But as far as I know, they did not find the sauce."
"Yup! I was advised to keep the remains in my office." Mr Bulk emerged as, "But that does not matter. Let's get this place running people!" All cheered as work resumes.
Lunch hour has arrived as Louie and Lena decided to eat their lunch at the back of the restaurant and to have some time by themselves. "I got the Double Perfect Burger with fries and a large Pep!" said Louie. "Nice." Lena exclaimed as she took a bite of her Perfect Burger. As they ate and chat, they heard squawking and saw a flock of crows eating leftovers in front of them. Then, "Hey...is that a burger from the Awesome Grill?" Lena asked pointing at a thick burger left on the ground and pecked up as a raven landed in front of it, pecked off a piece of it to consume but spat it out. "Odd. Awesome Burger is supppose to taste good seeing this behaviour, something's up and it's cooking up something that we don't know." Louie exclaimed sharply. "You're not thinking..."
"We need to investigate. And we'll do it incognito." Louie declared.
That night...
Louie and Lena arrived at Awesome Grill wearing hooded cloaks to conceal their appearance. There, they sneaked quietly and carefully to the back and got in from inside. "Thanks to Lena using her magic to unlock the back door." said Louie as they found themselves near the counters, kitchen and storage room. They took a peek in the storage room. "Fresh ingredients stored properly." Louie exclaimed quietly. They then took a peek in the kitchen and, "Louie, look!" Lena noticed it.
Now the kitchen in Awesome Grill is like a factory as meat grinders grinded meat and shaped them into patties. Next, they are rolled through conveyor belts and, "What is that?" Louie noticed an employee dropping a few drops of some strange liquid onto the uncooked patties via a syringe and a metal bottle. Then, the patties rolled into the grill and came out big, thick and cooked.
"No way." Lena exclaimed. "It looks some chemical additive. Illegal in food productions and-"
"BAM! BAM!"
5 minutes later...
"Ow...my neck..." Lena groaned. "My head is a bit dizzy..." Louie groaned and then, "Wait, is it just me or are we tied up on the wrists, seated on chairs with ropes tied around us?" The scene zoomed away revealing it as the door opened and Reggie entered the room smirking. "Nice try trying to expose me. Heh. I find it easy to make my burgers big, tasty and beefy. That way, easy money!"
"And yet you don't care about what happens if the authorities find out about your illegal activity?" Lena asked. "They are too stupid to know!" Reggie replied and mumbled to himself. "But if only my boys are smart enough to find that new sauce..."
"Wait, boys?" Louie sure has sharp hearing. "So you're the one! You sent some of your lackeys to find the new sauce that was created! What kind of trouble are you cooking up for Perfect Grill?"
"I aim to make this burger joint the no.1! And because Perfect Grill is too stubborn to change which I never expected a few days ago. I have to take matters into my own dirty hands!" Reggie then left the storage room but right after, "I hope you don't mind a night or 2 here. AHAHAHAHAHA!"
Leaving them locked inside is not gonna last long as Lena used her magic to untie the ropes. "Nice job! Can you create an escape route?" Louie asked. "I got something new I'm gonna try." Lena touched the wall and magic did it's work. A hole soon appeared as they got out safety and once out, Lena dispersed the magic and the hole is gone.
The next morning...
"Awesome Grill did what?" Rook asked. "Yup. They've been fooling too many customers for too long." said Lena as she showed the employees and Mr Bulk images. "Good thing my boyfriend and I were one step ahead."
"Exactly." Louie took out his phone and played a recording. "Heh. I put my phone on record mode when we first entered the place yesterday night." He thought as all gasped at what they heard. "This is not good. If this keeps on, Reggie will do whatever it takes to not only get the sauce but shut my business down and dirty!" Mr Bulk exclaimed. "Well let him try! Because my business is gaining on him! Work time!" All cheered and began to work except for Louie and Lena. "We can't just work and let this bozo cook up more schemes to achieve his goal." Louie told Lena. "And what we saw yesterday, we need to expose it." Lena replied. "Right. I got a plan." Louie stated.
So later...
At the back of Awesome Grill, the couple sneaked in the same way and this time, "Ready?"
"Yeah greenie, let's cook them a surprise!" Lena made the first move. She knocked onto the door leading to the kitchen as several employees heard it. Then, a middle finger appeared flipping them through the door window. "What the fucking frick?" One of them exclaimed and is pissed. Then, 2 middle fingers as, "That's it! Let's go!" All those in the kitchen advanced to the door as Lena knowing that they're coming ran off as they came out. "Look! Tail feathers!" They gave chase leaving the kitchen empty so Louie sneaked in. There, "Where is it?" He looked around the kitchen and looked up. "Ah! On the shelves!" He found a ladder beside the shelf and climbed up to grab a bottle when suddenly, he thought of something else. He looked at the meat grind and the bottle. Then back to the grind and then the bottle. "I don't mind cooking up a little...experiment? Heh. Heh. Heh.
Meanwhile, Lena is still being chased but thanks to her magic, she evaded capture as right now, the group of employees are at the rooftop as Reggie showed up. "What's going on?"
"Boss! There was someone pissing us off and we gave chase!" That surprised him when, "Looking for us?" They turned behind to see Louie and Lena behind them as, "What is this a joke? Are you trying to make a fool out of me by pissing my boys off?" Reggie asked in an amused manner. They just smiled and waited.
Now back at the kitchen, the uncooked patties are still being rolled through but am extraordinary result took place. When they left the grill, they emerged oversized and massive. Wow, big and beefy they are.
At the same time, some of the employees are in the middle of their work when, "SPLAT! SPLAT!"
"What the hell? The patties are exploding?" A female rabbit employee exclaimed as more burgers blew up. And back at the kitchen, the grill is starting to become unstable as it started shaking the restaurant. Customers are about to enjoy their meal when they feel it.
"Hey! What's that rumbling?"
"I don't like the sound of that!"
"Why is it getting louder and more-" Immediately, panic levels have risen as customers and employees began to flee as back in the kitchen, the oversized burgers unleashed massive explosions as pieces of ground beef splattered the area as back at the rooftop, Reggie and his accomplices felt the rumbling. "What the? Quick! back to the kitchen!" He ordered as they staggered and stumbled their way back due to the rumbling. As for Louie and Lena, "Let's get out of there greenie!" Using her magic, Lena teleported herself and Louie out of the danger zone.
Down there...
By the time Reggie and his group arrived, "Why is the kitchen destroyed with so much beef all over the place?!" A horrified Reggie asked when he noticed the oversized burgers and, "SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!" Now that's a lot of meat splattering the kitchen and them as, "Screw this! I'm outta here!" One of them panicked as all followed him including Reggie.
As of now, all the customers and staff are fleeing for their lives as the restaurant started to collapse and tear itself apart. The front doors opened as all fled with some being trampled and others stuck and trapped from the debris. This went on for the next few minutes until the entire restaurant is reduced to nothing but rubble.
A while later...
Police cars and ambulances are parked outside as the cops taped the area off and those trapped and injured are being helped out of the rubble. Nearby, "I think you went a little overboard greenie." Lena began. "Maybe. But it's worth it because speaking of which." Louie noticed Reggie being interrogated by a cop as he and Lena smiled and went to him. There, "I swear I have nothing to do with this but let me tell you this and that is-"
"Making your burgers big and beefy by using some chemical additive deemed illegal!" Louie interrupted as he and Lena showed up. "Is this true?" The cop asked Reggie who's furiously pissed off when he saw the couple. "No! He's lying! They're lying! Matter of fact, they-"
"Well why don't you first check these out and see who's lying." To everyone's surprise, another cop appeared and he's holding a few empty metal bottles as small drops of the additive dropped out. "Well we've seen everything. Tell it to the judge!" The cop that interrogated Reggie then took out the cuffs and arrested him. "You can't do that to me! You know who I am!? You know or what?!"
"Oh shut the fuck up and get!" The cops got Reggie into the police car first and then, they went in next as the engine is started police car drove off.
As Louie and Lena watch it drive off, "Finally it's over. Perfect Grill won't have to worry about this place anymore." said Louie. "Matter of fact, Awesome Grill is no more." Lena added as they laughed and Louie pecked Lena on the cheek. "Now C'mon! Let's head back to Perfect Grill!" said Louie as they headed back.
Soon enough...
Once the couple returned, "There they are!" Rook cheered as the staff and Mr Bulk cheered for them. "You saved Perfect Grill! You have our thanks!" He cheered as all lifted Louie and Lena up and continued cheering. "Heh. This summer job is the best!" Louie thought with a smile.
Ah...looking at movie clips from the movie, Good Burger is a nostalgia! I laughed and craved so much when I saw the movie clips. Moreover, Kel Mitchell and Kenan Thompson did a great job working together in the movie. And thus, it gave me the chapter idea to work on!
Alright, I'm gonna give you an early warning for the next chapter. Expect character death. That's all there is to it. For now...
Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna get some burgers now! Just kidding. I already had them for my dinner so it's writing time! Woo-hoo!
