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I was watching Twilight teaching her class because well, when I don't have anything to do, I wander around the school in my spirit seeing what's going on and because I feel like it. I was obviously standing at the door as a guard to make sure learning is not disturbed and Twilight said "Who can tell me what these are?" They are magical artifacts that come from all of the different cultures of each creature that represent the school and all have magical properties? Yeah, sounds about right. Suddenly, everyone's jaws dropped and were staring at me. What? Oh, oops. I guess my thoughts were put on loudspeaker by accident. I forgot to turn that off. Whoops. Twilight asked me "How did you know about that?!" I said "Eh, sheer luck and a lot of historical reading. Seriously, history is my favorite. If any of you guys want to talk to me about it, I'm available at any time and will be glad to talk about it." Ocellus said "I read ahead in Equestrian Cultures and Camaraderie Volume Seven in case you were wondering where he got it from." She is right. Twilight said "You're right, Ocellus!" What I'd tell you? "This is the Amulet of Aurora, the Talisman of Mirage, the Helm of Yksler, the Crown of Grover, Knuckerbocker's Shell, and Clover the Clever's Cloak!" I read about all of these artifacts in Magical Artifacts of Equestria Volume 27, so I'm quite familiar with them. Also, I watched this episode as well, so yeah.

Spike said "And the gems are real!" Really, bruh? Who cares about that? I think you are starting to act like me and Twilight doesn't want two of me around because I already drive her nuts a lot with my stupid personality. Twilight looked at him funny and Spike looked away in nervousness. "Not that I tasted them." I hope you didn't. Those gems have magical properties and can do serious damage to your body if you're not careful. Also, I'm watching you over there Cozy Glow. I saw her jot down notes about these artifacts because these artifacts will be part of her scheme later on. If you've watched the finale already, you know what I mean. If you haven't yet, you'll find out pretty soon. Twilight said "Princess Celestia gifted these to our school, and like Zach had said, they each represent one of the cultures our students come from. And we'll learn all about them with a Spell-venger hunt!" That's just cringey. Everyone looked confused and Smolder asked "Is that a pony thing?" I said "No, not really. It's basically a scavenger hunt with the use of magic. It's something that comes from my culture. That's all." Twilight said "He's right. It's a magical scavenger hunt! Each of you will work in pairs to try and find where in the school these artifacts are hidden." Basically what I just said for those that were confused. "The team that finds the most wins a private tour of the Canterlot Archives with Princess Celestia." Now that's a pretty good reward. Hopefully, no creature gets the wrong idea and tries to take over Equestria like you know who is writing down notes over there.

Silverstream was excited and said "Oooh! Learning and fun?" Basically. "Does it get any better than that?" I said "Yes, it will. Just wait a few seconds." Silverstream waited and Gallus said "You've been underwater a long time, haven't you?" Yep. Twilight said "Gallus and Silverstream? Sounds like you're our first pair." Get the romantic shipping between these two going here. There's already fanfiction shipping between these two and to be honest, it's pretty awesome if you ask me. Everyone gasped and I looked to see what was happening. "What? They'll make a great team!" I said "Twilight, they're not gasping at that. Let me define GLOWING CUTIE MARKS!" For those who are confused, it's a Lion King 2 reference with Timon yelling at Pumba for sitting on Kiara in the waterhole. Twilight turned around and saw her cutie mark glowing and quickly ran off to the castle. I shrugged at the students and took off as well. When she opened the doors to the throne room, all the rest of my friends were in there. Odd. The map hasn't done this since the Pony of Shadows was roaming Equestria back in the Season 7 finale. Twilight asked "Wait, you all were called on this friendship quest, too?" Why do you think they are standing here? Fluttershy said "It must be a really important one." Hmm. Wait. WHAT?! DISCORD DID THIS?! Bruh. Shouldn't I tell Twilight about it though? *sighs* Okay, I'll go with it. I hope you know what you are doing Tree of Harmony.

Rarity said "And terribly far away." I looked on the map and oh dear. That is pretty far. Rainbow said "Just getting there will take days!" I said "Hmm, it would only take me two seconds to get there, but that's only because of teleportation, portal doors, and moving at 1,200 mph jet speeds, but not everypony is like that." Applejack said "Do y'all know what this means?" There won't be any teachers left? Yeah, how ironic that would be. "There won't be any teachers left to run the school!" WHAT?! Oh dear, that is a major problem. This quite isn't like Earth's education system where substitutes are easy to find. Here in Equestria, it's like colleges where there are no substitutes. It's either you teach or cancel the class for the day. Fluttershy asked "Should we send our students home?" I said "I mean, some of them live pretty far away even though that wouldn't be a problem for me since I can easily teleport them home, but there are laws in place that say students can't be at home during school hours on school days unless there is absolutely no choice. However, it does say in paragraph 68, section 17 that "No creature is allowed to be sent home from school on school days unless there is an emergency that halts learning in the classroom." Well, that sure helps. They both contradict each other! I mean, back where I lived, federal law would always override school rules, but I have no idea how it works here, so I don't know."

Pinkie said "I say we take 'em with us! Road trip!" I said "The only problem with that is you would need permission from all the guardians to let them go and if something were to happen to them, that would be a huge lawsuit and oh dear that won't be fun. I don't want a repeat of what happened when this school was first opened. I would have gone and stopped that war from getting any worse. Sheesh." Rarity said "In the middle of my friendship quilting class? I think not!" Oh brother. Here we go again with this crap. "All of those unfinished seams." Rarity fainted and Fluttershy caught her. I said "What does that have to do with anything?" Rarity rolled her eyes and ignored me. Fine. Have it your way then. Applejack said "Problem is, we don't even know how long we'll be gone!" I said "That's another huge issue. I mean, friendship quests could take anywhere from a day to an entire week. Although, it wouldn't be surprising if it was for a month or two or maybe even several." Applejack nodded in agreement and Twilight said "Don't worry, everypony. I already have a seventy-point plan in place for this very situation." That's oddly specific. We went back to the school and Twilight went to Starlight. What I heard next was shocking. Starlight had asked in shock "You want me to be Headmare?!" Yeah, when did this happen again? Not that I'm saying that I don't want Starlight to be at the position, I'm just saying it's quite surprising.

Twilight said "You're the perfect choice. I would have Zach be at the position, but well, he can't because of STUPID Chancellor Neighsay permaently banning him from school grounds and having him be charged for a crime he didn't commit just so that Zach could have him let this school run in peace. I don't feel like going into the details right now, but you'll be the perfect option until I get that fixed." You won't ever fix that. It's meant to stay that way for as long as I live. "Zach refuses to do anything about it, but I'm determined to get him back here even if that means we'll have problems with the EEA down the road." Unless they actually leave us alone, I refuse to change my decision. "Anyways, you're a good leader, and an expert in friendship! I trust you to run this school exactly as I would." Starlight was still hesitant and said "Uh, that's a pretty big responsibility, Twilight…" It definitely is. Twilight didn't care and picked Starlight up with her magic and sat her down in the chair. She said "Which is why I've prepared everything you need!" Twilight rung some bell and Spike came in with a barrel of stuff and I rolled my eyes at that. I know Twilight all too well.

"The curriculum, rules for the Spellvenger hunt, dining hall menus for the next six months." I said "Twilight. I doubt you will be gone that long. The most it would be would probably be three or four. Not six. Also, you are overwhelming Starlight over there." Spike said "Six months?! You're not really gonna be gone that long, are you?" I said "I doubt it. The most it would be at the max three or four." Twilight picked him up and said "And Spike." Bruh. "Anything that isn't covered in my files, he'll be able to help you with." Starlight went through the scrolls and said "Then why not put him in charge?" You don't want to know. Spike said "No, thanks. Being a princess for Twilight was hard enough." I said "Hmm. Sure didn't act like it. Maybe if you didn't stop construction, let a water main flood the entire castle in Canterlot, and nearly caused ponies to riot, then maybe things would have turned out better." Both Twilight and Spike's jaws dropped. Twilight asked me "Ho-How did you know about that?!" I said "I went back to the timeline and saw what happened. Yeah, pretty bad if you asked me. At least you didn't have to pick up all those gems that fell down after sneezing on them because of dragon sneeze trees." Spike just went under the desk and hid in embarrassment because I now knew everything that he did and I could tell it wasn't exactly something he was proud of. If I were him, I wouldn't be proud of it either.

I'm not pressed about it, I could care less, but you don't need to deny it. Starlight said "I'm going to pretend that made sense. But if you're sure it's what you really want… I promise I won't let you down." I'm sure you won't. Twilight said "I knew I could count on you. And if you have security problems in the school, just find Zach and he'll fix the problem for you in no time." She is right. I can eliminate any threat in like two seconds. She closed the door and Starlight said "Great. What could possibly go wrong?" I said "I wouldn't ask that if I were you. History has proven that you never say that phrase or else you will get consequences for it. Seriously, I think that play a couple months back proved why you shouldn't say that. Believe me, I have experience with this kind of thing and it's come back to bite me when I say that." Starlight rolled her eyes and went outside. I headed out as well along with Spike. They all took off and Spike said "Good-bye, Rarity!" What, you are going to miss her? I don't blame ya. I would say the same thing to Twilight. "And everypony!" Starlight said "Come back soon! Please." I said flying up in the sky and yelling really loud without shaking the Earth "AND TRY NOT TO KILL YOURSELVES WHILE YOU'RE ON THE MISSION!"

Suddenly, I heard tissue blowing and I saw Discord. What is he doing here? Both Spike and Starlight were scared by that and Discord said "I hate goodbyes, don't you?" Unfortunately, yes. I hope Twilight will be okay. I'm sure she will be even though this was fake set up by SOME Draconqeuus over here, but it doesn't mean I don't worry about her. "I just go to pieces!" I can agree on that. But that's only if something bad has happened to Twilight. He actually went into pieces and Starlight said "Discord! What a… nice surprise!" Definitely so. But I know he's up to something. "This is your first time at our new school, isn't it?" Yes, and he better not blow it. Oh wait, he will anyways. Never mind. Discord said "Oh, was I not invited to the Grand Opening?" Well, you were nowhere to be seen, so yeah. Didn't think you would be interested, but knowing you, you are always interested whenever there is an opportunity to spread chaos. "Friends and Family Day? Baccalaureate?" Once again, you were no one to be found and no one thought you would be interested. If you want to blame anyone, do it to Lauren Faust. Not us. "I hadn't noticed." He had that angry expression and I rolled my eyes once again because he always acts like a five year old child who didn't get his candy at the grocery store. Ridiculous. I only bully him because of how I used to act the same way and it makes me very ashamed of myself, so that's why I do it. Starlight said "Well, at least you're here now!" You know what they say. Better late than never, right?

"Um, why are you here now?" Because he made the map give a fake summons somewhere and he saw this as an opportunity to spread chaos and do whatever he wants which I won't let him do that. Discord said "To fill in for Twilight, of course." As soon as I heard that, I started laughing hysterically because of how stupid it sounds. I said "Fi-filling in for Twilight? Hahahaha! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! What are you going to do? Spread chaos like always and get rid of gravity? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Discord was obviously very offended at that and tried everything he could to stop me. However, all my magic blocked him from reaching me with his magic, so he had no effect on me. He said "Yes, yes. Very funny. Anyways, I seem to recall a whole song about how this school is where you make your own rules." I figured he would say that. "Now who better at that than me?" I laughed even harder and my voice got louder to where Discord was driven nuts. He yelled "WILL SOMEPONY MAKE HIM STOP LAUGHING?! IT'S SO ANNOYING!" Starlight and Spike looked at each other and Spike said "The thing is, Discord, once he starts laughing like that, no creature can stop him but himself." Discord said "Then, how come my magic isn't working on him to get him to shut up?!" Starlight said "Because the magic that flows through his body blocks yours from reaching him so no matter what you do, it has no effect on him."

Discord grew more angry at that and yelled at the sky "WHAT IS THIS HYPOCRISY?! HOW CAN A CREATURE LIKE HIM BE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE LORD OF CHAOS?!" I said after I finally stopped laughing "Because my magic comes from the Tree of Harmony which will always be more powerful than yours which makes me the most powerful creature in all of Equestria. And this is the very same magic that cast you back to stone twice!" Discord gritted his teeth and looked back at Starlight and Spike. Spike flew up and said "In case you haven't heard, Starlight is in charge now." Discord said "Really? I thought there must be some mistake." I said "Nope. Twilight said so herself. You just weren't there to pay attention because you were busy doing other crap." Starlight smirked at that while Discord let out a growl at me to which I snarled back at him. I obviously won that of course because when I snarl at any creature, that gets them to back off. Starlight said "He's right. Twilight picked me for the job. And she left pretty detailed instructions for me to follow." That is a pretty big list. Discord picked it up and said "Well, I'm sure that she wouldn't mind if I made a few tiny suggestions." Oh dear, here we go. "Item one, gravity is optional." Suddenly, he made everything float and I wasn't happy about that.

"Item two, the school's new mascot is an ambidextrous marmoset." What the heck is that? Oh. That thing looks really weird. "Item three." Starlight flew over using levitation and grabbed the list out of Discord's hands. That's how it should be. I want law and order in here, not dysfunction and chaos. She said "Not gonna happen. I promised Twilight I'd handle this her way. So thanks, but no thanks." Okay Gru. I know Hasbro stole it from Despicable Me 2 and put it in here. I said "Also, if you dare try and pull any funny business, you will be banned from the school. Yes, I can do that, and your magic won't have any effect on my security either." Discord let go of the balloon and said "Reeeeeeally? Well, we'll see if you change your mind." I said "Bring it on, boi if you can. Hehe." Discord growled at me and disappeared. "Stupid Draconqeuus." Everything went back to normal and Starlight sat down. Spike said "Uh oh. When we play Ogres and Oubliettes, and he puts that many "E's" in "really," things don't usually end well." He is right. I've been there before. Starlight said "Don't worry, Spike. Discord and I are old save-Equestria buddies." Uh, so am I in case if you forgot. "He'll be fine." I said "Uh, I really wouldn't underestimate Discord's power. I mean obviously, he's no match for me but not everypony can take him on that easily."

Starlight said "I guess, but I think it will be fine." Okay, whatever you say. "Now, what's next on Twilight's list?" Really? You're a mini me of Twilight now. That's the one trait I hate about her. Where I speak the truth about something, and she completely ignores it by distracting herself with other things just so she can deny it and not worry about anything else. We went inside the school and Spike said "Ok, I hid the artifacts for the Spellvenger hunt and ordered school supplies for the week." Wait. Twilight does that every week? Back home, schools would only do that once a year before the school year began. That's going to get expensive. "All you have to worry about is teaching class." Uh, I think that's the biggest roadblock out of all of them if you ask me. Starlight sighed in relief and said "Thanks, Spike. Maybe we will get through this okay." I said "Don't hold your breath on that." Starlight looked at me confused and said "Hold your breath?" I said "It's a saying from my world. It basically means don't count on it or will take a very long time." As if on cue, the door opened and the entire environment changed. What the? What is all this?! I can't even describe what the environment is in here. From birds to floating items to Twittermites. Oh dear me.

Discord had a piece of bread on his typewriter as paper and said "Come in, come in, you'll let the twittermites out." Oh dear. Spike was confused and said "Twittermites?" Oh dear. I see them right there. Oh wait. Because my physical being is not here, I can't be harmed. Haha! Take that, Discord! As if on cue, the Twittermites came over and electrocuted Spike on the tail which caused him to fall in the water. Okay. Time to exterminate these pests. Starlight said "Discord! What are you doing?!" Causing chaos as usual. Discord said "Nopony was at your desk. Imagine what Twilight would say!" She wouldn't say anything except for how terrible your behavior is. "Oh! How could you, Starlight? You've broken my trust and filed me completely!" I said "Yeah, she wouldn't say that. The only thing she would say is how terrible your behavior is and how you need to stop acting like a five year old child who didn't get his candy at the grocery store." Discord growled at me again in annoyance, but I snarled right back at him which made him back off. Discord said "Anyways, don't worry. I'll cover for you. By the way, I hope you like Limburger cheese." OH NO! NOT THAT! For those of you that don't know, it's the most disgusting cheese you can buy on the market. It's not moldy like Blue Cheese, but it smells really bad. Even worse than a skunk smell or taking a massive dump after Taco Bell.

"I got a month's supply for the teacher's lounge." Oh gosh. No one is going to eat that. Rarity would be absolutely disgusted at that. He snapped his fingers and made a crate appear with a mailpony who, by the way, was very confused and came rolling out crushing Spike in the process. He was busy using terminate repellent when that happened. It smelled so bad that Spike had tears in his eyes because of how bad it smelled. Because I'm in my spirit, I can't smell that and to be honest, I'm glad I don't because that stuff is absolutely DISGUSTING! If you've seen the meme, you know what I'm talking about. Starlight said "We'll take it from here, Discord." Definitely. Hang on one second. I charged up my magic and restored everything back to the way it was except the Limburger cheese. I put that in the teacher's lounge just so I can get Rarity's reaction. Don't tell her that though. "Go relax, have a cup of tea, at home." Starlight attempted to close the door, but Discord used his cloven hoofprint as a doorstop and prevented it from being closed. He said, offended "Ah! Some thanks for all my help. And after I hired all those substitute teachers for you." Really, the fear mongling tactic? Yeah, that won't work on me. Nice try, but you ain't convincing me.

Spike said "Actually, that does sound kinda helpful." It is, but there's a twist to it. "And it was next on our to do list." Oh dear. It's still covered in the limburger cheese. Starlight covered her muzzle in disgust and said with skepticism "Which teachers did you hire?" Discord gave an evil grin and I knew then that it wasn't good. We went to one of the classrooms and OH MY GOSH! YOU! WHAT'S IRON WILL DOING HERE?! My anger was flaming hot right now that I wanted to wipe this creature from existence. This stupid minotaur said "They call it making friends because you have to make creatures be your friends!" Forcing friendships is NEVER a good idea. Believe me, I've seen it before and it doesn't work out too well. "Show me what you got, Yak." Oh dear. I feel bad for Yona. She said "Ahem. Be my friend." Iron Will wasn't having any of it and said "If you're quiet, I don't buy it!" You keep your mouth shut, you stupid minotaur. I'm THIS close to erasing you from existence, so shut up or else you'll suffer the penalty. Yona talked a little louder and said "Be my friend!" She looked at Iron Will with approval and he still wasn't convinced. He said "I've heard pudding that's more convincing!" After that harsh blowing to the face, Yona said with anger "Be… my… Friend!"

That didn't really do anything and it only scared away the students which I don't blame them and poor Yona felt awful about it. I'm super mad at Discord, but I'm beyond furious with Iron Will. Starlight said "That's not how Twilight teaches friendship." I said, gritting my teeth about ready to explode "Let's get out of here before I burn the school down in anger." They all looked at me and saw my death stare, my mane turning read and going as fast as hurricane winds, and my scepter being charged up ready to blast this minotaur out of existence. We went outside and Cranky was sitting on a chair for some reason having the students doing tasks like they are his personal servants or something. Cranky said "Some field trip! Where's my iced tea!" You sound like an old man that says to teenagers "Get off my lawn" and fires bullets from his shotgun or rifle to get them off their property. Cranky sometimes is the perfect definition of boomer. Gallus handed it to him and he spit it out in his face. Rude. "This is too cold." Bruh. Iced tea is supposed to be cold, you dimwit. Gallus got something else and Cranky spit it back out again which was really driving me nuts, but not as much as Iron Will. "Now it's too hot!" Iced tea theoretically isn't supposed to be hot, but you're just complaining. Gallus got something else and Cranky did the same thing again. He said "Now it's too tea-flavored!"

Isn't that what you wanted? Bruh, you're so annoying. "You call yourselves friends?" Uh, yeah. Spike said "That is definitely not how Twilight teaches friendship." I said "Absolutely! You don't take advantage of students and turn them into your personal servants like this is ancient Egypt or something." The y looked at me and asked "Egypt? What's that?" I said "It's a country on a continent called Africa which if I pull up the world map right here… *pulls up map of Earth* You can see that Egypt is right here on the top right hand corner of Africa. Basically, during the ancient times, their Pharaohs which means ruler would take a group of people named the Israellites and force them to do very painful tasks and basically made them slaves. It was one of the earliest time periods of slavery and even to this day, it still continues with what is now called human trafficking. It's the same thing as slavery, but it has a different name and is much worse. I'm not going to go into detail about it because one, it's very inappropriate, and two, you would be absolutely disgusted and horrified at what I would tell you about what they do." We went to another classroom and the students looked absolutely confused. Bruh. A tree? A TREE?! ARE YOU FLIPPING NUTS?! ARE YOU SNIFFING POOP?! ARE YOU HIGH?! It's an EDP445 reference for those that don't know. I made it a little more friendly because it had some colorful language in there.

Also, you don't want to know what edp stands for. It's highly inappropriate and I'm surprised YouTube hasn't banned this guy yet and terminated his account. Seriously, YouTube. You need to do something about this. Silverstream put an apple on it's desk and went back to her seat. Starlight said "You hired a TREE as a teacher?!" Uh, that's not just any tree. Discord shrugged and said "It's schedule was free." Bruh. Spike said "Uh, guys? That's just not any tree." I said "It's a dragon sneeze tree." As if on cue, Smolder's face turned red and sneezed out fire which scared everyone. I don't blame them because it's highly flammable, but Smolder can't help it. I feel bad for her. Smolder kept sneezing and the students ran out of the classroom like a stampede of bulls coming out of a bullpen and Discord had used the fire to roast a marshmallow. BRUH! COME ON! There was a lot of chaos and I had to try and stop it. I teleported Smolder outside so she didn't burn anything down, I fixed the walls that Yona had smashed, and I tried to get everyone to calm down, but that was next to impossible. I heard Discord say "My, my, my, you do seem like you're in over your head." THIS WAS YOUR FAULT, YOU STUPID SCUMBAG! Yeah, I called Discord a scumbag. Big deal. I don't care.

"Won't Twilight be so disappointed with how you're ruining, I mean running her school?" I said "How about you just shut the heck up and fix this ridiculous mess before I banish you to the Badlands along with Chrysalis?!" Discord snarled at me which I did right back at him and Starlight and Spike were horrified about hearing that. Starlight got ahold of herself and said "Discord! This is all your fault!" Discord turned away from me and said to Starlight "Mine? I thought you were in charge here. But I'm happy to pitch in if you need me." I said "If you're not going to clean up YOUR mess, then just get out." Discord growled at me again to which I snarled at him again. Seriously, we do that a lot whenever he disagrees with anything I say because he knows it's the truth but tries to deny it. Starlight said "What I need is for you to leave!" Discord snapped his fingers and turned into a leaf. He said "Happy now?" Spike said "Come on, Discord. You know that's not what she means." I said "I agree. I'll show you what leave is." Before Discord could do anything, I wrapped my black shadow around him and teleported him out. Starlight let out a sigh of relief and said "Thanks, you two. Let's just hope he stays gone." I said "Don't count on it. This is where he'll really start to kick things up a notch."

Spike said "I think Discord's trying to test you." I agree. Starlight said "But why? I thought we were friends." That's pretty much what he does, but I don't have any of it. "It's kinda what he does. Even to ponies or dragons he cares about." I said "He tries it on me and it has no effect because for one, I don't tolerate that crap, and two he doesn't stand a chance against me. So he can try all he wants, but he ain't going to get me to crack." Starlight said "Huh, oh, well, I'm ready for him." Be careful. "I told Twilight I'd run her school right, and I'm going to keep that promise." Why are you staring at a painting of Twilight? That's kinda odd if you ask me. "No matter what." I like that kind of determination, but you can't really stop Discord with that kind of tactic. Only I can use that tactic and it has an effect on him. Other creatures, it doesn't work. In the show, Twilight was his biggest challenge, but in this story, I'm his biggest challenge and I plan on keeping it that way. Once they walked away, I saw Discord peeking his eyes out in the painting and watching them leave. He couldn't see me, but I paid close attention to see what he would do. Doesn't seem like he's doing anything. Okay, I'm headed to bed. I went to the castle and got in my bed and fell asleep.

The next morning…

I was in the front of the school because we had to make an announcement about something so that everyone was aware. Starlight said "Good morning, students!" Good morning to you too Starlight. Thanks for asking. "I know there's been a little bit of adjustment since the Professors left for their trip, but I've brought in new, new teachers, and now everything should run smoothly!" That's an understatement. I'm watching you Discord. "Now it's time for class." How wonderful. Oh, wait. I'm not a student. Never mind. "And don't forget, this afternoon is the Spellvenger hunt!" I feel like Discord will mess that up too. Everyone went to class and I came to watch just to make sure no funny business is going on in here. Suddenly, the door opened and in came Discord in this weird outfit that looked like something from the 80's. What do you want now, Discord? He said "Yo! Greetings, fellow creatures." Yes, yes. It's nice to see you too. Just either sit down or get out. He teleported and sat in between Smolder and Ocellus. "Is this seat taken?" No, but try not to cramp up into anybody like a bunch of sardines in a tin can. Trixie appeared with her magical effects I guess and said "Welcome class!" It's nice to see you too, oh "Great and Powerful Trixie!" Ugh! I despise you. "You may call me the Great and Powerful Professor Trrr-'' What the? Suddenly, someone's phone rang and left all of us confused.

Discord looked offended and shushed everyone which made me really suspicious. He said "Really, that's so inconsiderate." I said "Says the draconequus that caused chaos yesterday and refused to clean up his mess." OHHHHHHHHHHH! I put the "OHHHHHHHHHHH!" meme in the background and everyone started laughing because Discord got roasted. He growled at me again and I snarled at him again. This is starting to get repetitive. I don't know why I keep doing it, but I think it's to show dominance over Discord, so that's why I do it. The phone rang again and just as I thought, it came from Discord. There was some sort of brown bag, and it had a picture of Fluttershy on it and he picked up a banana. That's odd. I know as a kid, I would pretend to do that, but Discord actually made it real. I'll give him props for that, but I won't give him anything else. Discord said "Oh, I'd better take this." Uh, you don't do that in class. You do that, you get kicked out and sent to the Dean's office. He also had to lay down which made the students go to the other side of the classroom because no one wanted to be near him. "Hello?" It was a bunch of chatter and I was really confused on what the person on the other end was talking about.

"Oh, he did not." Bruh. You sound like my mother now. "And what did you say?" Something stupid probably. "Oh, you did not." Told ya. Trixie wasn't having any of it and said "Discord! Why are you here?" To cause chaos again like always. Discord said "Why I'm a student of friendship, of course." I said "HA! No you're not. You're only trying to cause chaos so that you can get whatever you want and repeat the cycle." Discord looked annoyed and said "Be quiet, you muscle bound cretin." Excuse me? What did you call me? I said "What did you just say?! How about you SAY IT TO MY FACE?! DON'T YOU TELL ME TO BE QUIET YOU FOOLISH AND SELFISH DRACONEQUUS! ONLY I TELL YOU TO BE QUIET! SO EITHER SHUT THE HECK UP OR I'LL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO TARTARUS TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR BUDDY TIREK!" That got him to shut up. I don't think he liked that. Maybe that was a little too far, but he pushed my buttons, so that's what he gets. I looked at the class and they were terrified at what I just said. I said nervously "Uh, pretend like you didn't hear any of that. That's just what happens sometimes when you get mad. Don't get the wrong idea." Discord said "Anyways, I was saying that I am a student of friendship, unless you don't think you're good enough to teach me." Oh, burn. That's a punch to the gut right there. Trixie was offended and said "Of course, I am!" We'll see about that. "No fruit calls in my class." Yes madam.

He peeled the banana and ate the phone from the inside. How does he not die from that? Trixie got back on stage and said "Magic is the most important element of friendship." All of them are Trixie. "So today, I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, will put on… a magic show!" Okay, I understand how that relates to magic, but the Element of Magic isn't really everyday magic that unicorns use on a regular basis. The Element of Magic is supposed to be friendship itself. Before I came along, that was the one leading the way. But now that I'm here, the Element of Sacrifice co-leads with the Element of Magic to defend Equestria. Of course, I wield it's magic all the time, but my element and Twilight's are the ones that lead the pack. Of course, the crowd was excited about this and I saw that smirk on Discord's face. Oh no, you're not! Dang it! He was too quick before I could blast him. Trixie put down her hat and pulled out a flying pig? That's odd. You know what they say: When Pigs fly. Trixie put it away in embarrassment and she pulled up Derpy by the wings. Oh dear me. She put her back and the next thing that came out was an Ursa Major!

The Ursa let out a roar and I let out my own and took him out in seconds making it disappear. The class ran away scared and Discord chuckled in amusement. THAT IS NOT FUNNY DISCORD! YOU PUT STUDENTS' LIVES IN DANGER! THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT! Discord said "Oh, oh, oh, I'm learning so much, aren't you?" I said "Yeah, how much of a scumbag you are and putting ponies' lives in DANGER!" Discord snarled at me and I did it back to him and Trixie said "Grrr…. Discord!" He went out the door and left. Yeah, and STAY OUT! Trixie went to pick up her hat, but suddenly, the phone rang. She picked it up and said "Hello?" She actually answered? I didn't think she would do that. "Um, what exactly is a long-distance plan?" I swear, I think Discord knows about references to humans and their cellular services back home on Earth. I went outside and saw that the students had completed their workout. Oh dear. I have a bad feeling this will go wrong as well. I watched from afar this time and watched Discord like Scar did in the scene of Mufasa's death. He said "Take a lap, team!" They already did that, you dimwit. Thankfully, Sandbar was actually smart and said "Uh, actually, we just finished Professor Spitfire's workout." They did. I saw it with my own eyes. However, Discord wasn't convinced. He said "Sounds like somepony needs a little motivation." What do you mean by that? He blew his whistle and suddenly, a bugbear appeared. Oh, you're in for it now, buddy.

The students ran away in fear and began circling the field with the creature chasing them. I heard Silverstream say "I've never run so fast in my life." Uh, I wouldn't be saying that right now. "This is great!" Uh, you won't be saying that when you get stung by one of those things. Sandbar was tired and said to Discord "Hey, Coach. We need a break." Uh, I think he needs to get rid of that thing before I have to step in. Discord said "Friendship is about honesty. So believe me when I say… We're not stopping!" Now you are abusing friendship just so you can get what you want which is very foolish and selfish. He blew his whistle and Sandbar took off running. Yona was running for her life and the Bugbear almost got her, but missed thankfully. She said exhausted "Yona… can't run… faster." She collapsed in exhaustion, and just when the bugbear was going in for the attack, I blasted him to get the stinger away from her. I roared really loud at him and got rid of him in an instant sending him back to Tartarus where he belongs. Starlight came over and said "Discord, that's enough! Endangering students crosses the line!" I said "Not to mention that you abused friendship just so you can get what you want!"

Starlight said "I don't know why you're trying to ruin this school, but it stops now!" Discord didn't care at all and said "I wouldn't be so sure." He gave her a wink and that angered her even more. She wasn't having any of it and said "This is your last warning." Spike was afraid and said "Hey, take it easy, Starlight. Discord's your friend, remember?" He definitely isn't acting like it. Starlight said "Well, he's not acting like it." I said "Also, he deserves it as well and don't try and play victim here Discord. You are not innocent here and are very much at fault here." Discord narrowed his eyes at me and Spike said "They're right, Discord. What's your problem?" Discord said "My problem? How is the fact that Twilight decided to put an incompetant, power-hungry unicorn in charge of her school and some stupid pathetic lion who won't stop making threats MY PROBLEM?!" Before I could do anything, Starlight charged up her magic and blasted Discord away banishing him from school grounds. Oh dear. That's a pretty big crater. The students were horrified at what he saw and Starlight said "Ha ha hah.. Don't worry. I just banished him from school grounds forever. He's fine." Yeah, he's immortal, so that had no effect on him. He only did that for the lols.

Starlight looked sad and Spike said "That probably made things worse. Why didn't you just talk to Discord?" It was a personal issue probably. Starlight said "Because he's right about one thing. I've been doing a terrible job as Headmare." Don't let him get to you. Discord does that to see if you react the way he wants you to which is to get angry and blast him with magic in this case. Spike said "No, you haven't! Discord is just being Discord." Exactly. That's his thing and it really drives me nuts. Starlight said "Maybe. But I wonder why being in charge bothers him so much." I said "Discord will take the tiniest things and make them a big deal which is honestly the most foolish thing I've ever seen, but that's just what he does. Also, you never really want to challenge Discord with magic, because that will only incline him to keep going. I'm the only one that can win a magical battle against him because my magic is more powerful than his, so he can be silenced by me at any time. Other creatures have to talk things through with Discord because there's no way they'll win a magical battle against Discord. He might be able to change the environment around me, but it doesn't affect me at all."

The school bell rang and Spike said "We can figure that out after the Spellvenger Hunt." I think I'm now starting to realize why the Tree of Harmony wanted me to stay here. Because there is a division between Starlight and Discord and since Discord can alter reality, the Tree gave me the responsibility to make sure that doesn't happen. "Come on!" We went inside and stood at the front of the school once more. Starlight said "For this afternoon's Spellvenger Hunt, you'll need to use the artifacts' history to find where they're hidden in the castle." That doesn't sound too hard. "When you spot one, touch it with a magic shield to keep track of your score." That's pretty neat if you ask me. Spike said "Twilight left a list of your hunt partners before she left." That definitely sounds like her. "I'll pass out the shields." Once he did all that, Starlight said "Ready, set… Spellvenger Hunt!" The students took off and Spike said "C'mon, we can use Twilight's observatory to watch the teams!" I heard Smolder say "I hope you know where you're going." The school may be big, but it's not that big. Ocellus said "To the helm of Yksler!" One of the artifacts hidden. Smolder said "Eh, works for me." She dashed off and followed Ocellus. Ocellus said "In our book, it says Yksler was an honorable Yak warrior." I'm sure he was.

"Any enemies that saw him put down their weapons in peace." That's pretty neat. I wish all my enemies could do that. But they are all villains and the ones I had back home, I didn't have any supernatural superpowers to get them to make peace. "I think his artifact must be in one of these suits of armor." Yeah, look to your left. Smolder looked around and said "I'm guessing that one." Ocellus looked up in confusion and saw it was the correct one. They used their magical shields and had that one counted. Ocellus said "Yes! One down, five to go!" We saw through the telescope what was going on and Starlight said "Aw, Ocellus and Smolder found their first artifact!" That's nice, but nothing to celebrate at. "Wait. What's that?" Hmm? I looked through my computer screen from the security cameras inside the school and saw it start moving. DISCORD! They backed away and Ocellus said "I don't think that's part of the Spellvenger Hunt." No, it's not. That's Discord's doing. The armor crashed into the wall and began chasing them. "The school is haunted!" And it's not even Halloween yet or Nightmare Night in this world. Smolder said "Not cool!" Definitely not. Starlight and Spike freaked out and I headed down there to confront Discord.

I went to the library and heard Silverstream say "We're totally gonna win this Spellvenger Hunt!" I don't know about that, but I like your train of thought. Smolder said "Yeah, I doubt that." See? What I'd tell ya? "But at least I know where one of the artifacts is." Oh, intriguing. "Saw Spike hide it yesterday." You cheater! You can't be doing that. It makes it unfair for the others. Oh wait, I could care less, so why am I even bothering? They went to the picture of King Grover and Gallus had an evil grin on his face knowing he found the answer to all knowledge and he was going to be the smartest creature in all of the universe. He knocked into the painting of Grover and found the hidden treasure. "The Crown of Grover! Score!" How ironic. "They say it's magic, and King Grover used it to become the first ruler of Griffonstone." I thought he was the last king of Griffonstone. Oh well. Doesn't matter to me. "I know, pretty sweet, right?" Maybe. Silverstream said "You paid attention in class!" I see that smirk on your face, Silverstream. Ocellus said "What?! If you ever tell an-'' before the painting closed shut and King Grover's eyes turned red and was really angry for some reason. They were amazed at it and Gallus said "Whoa!" while Silverstream said "3-D painting!" I don't think it's as cool as you may think.

The painting came off and started chasing them. Oh dear. That's quite creepy. Meanwhile, the unreformed changeling painting made a hissing noise and it too came off the wall and started chasing ponies who got scared and ran off. Then, I saw another painting come off, but it wasn't as creepy as the other two. I looked and saw Discord's ghost wander around and he just laughed evilly and went to the next wall. I went back up to the observatory and Starlight said "Yep, that's definitely Discord. This is not good." It definitely isn't. Spike said "I thought you banished him from the school!" I said "Every magical being has something called a spirit form to where if their physical being can't be around, they used the alternative and have their spirit go around instead. I have one myself. What you're seeing now is my spirit form, but my physical being is back in Twilight's castle where I'm casting this spell. I know it might sound complicated, but that's just how it is." Starlight sighed and said "Let's go, we have to stop this." I agree. This has gone on long enough. Spike said "How? No offense, but I don't think magic is the answer against Discord unless you are Zachary." That is true. But that's not the problem here. Starlight said "This time, I'm not using magic." Good. I think I know what your plan is here.

I went to where Sandbar and Yona were and I watched for Discord. Yona said "Hmm. What Yona look for?" A magical artifact that you can find. Sandbar said "The shell of Knuckerbocker. It's like a seashell, but if you blow into it, you call a dragon!" That's pretty cool. "There's a sweet poem in our book about it." Oh goodie. How wonderful. NOT. I figured Twilight would put that in there. "Climb to the heights with dragon flight!" Sounds like a poem to me. "Like flight of stairs!" You made it sound like a pun. Yona said "Yona take pony word for it." He's not wrong. She went to step up on the stairs, but it made a squishy sound for some reason. She tried getting out of it, but it turned into quicksand and caused them to slide back down to the bottom. Sandbar asked "What's happening?" I don't know. Oh wait. I do. It's Discord's doing once again. Yona said "Yona not know. But Yona do know Yona not like Spellvenger Hunt!" Don't let that form your opinion about it. It's Discord being on bad behavior and causing chaos across the school. Discord continued to chuckle and stole the artifact from it's place on the lamp and went somewhere else. There was still chaos and students saw what was going on. Gallus and Smolder got Sandbar and Yona out of the quicksand, but there were still flying paintings and creepy suits of armor wandering around.

The student six all huddled together in fear and Starlight said "Everycreature, stop!" The students were still scared and Silverstream said "But-but-but the school is haunted!" I sighed and said "The school's not haunted. It's Discord. How about you come on out then, you coward?" Discord obviously heard that and came out growling at me to which I snarled right back at him. He said "Headmare Starlight! Look at me, look! I won the Spellvenger Hunt! Well, done me! Now what's my prize?" Spike said "Detention." I said "For cheating on the Spellvenger hunt and causing chaos amongst the school." Discord gave me an angry stare and said "Well, that's disappointing." I said "Also, attempted destruction of property." Discord snarled at me, but Starlight said "Discord, you can't keep messing up the school." Exactly. It says so in the rule book. Discord said "On the contrary, I think I rather can, and will." I said "Well, you can't do that. The rulebook says that "Any sort of distraction or hindrance that disrupts learning shall be kicked out from the school and have a shield barrier preventing entry." Paragraph 56 section 15." Discord rolled his eyes and said "Who cares about some ridiculous rulebook that your precious Twilight made?" I said "YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS! THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT!"

Discord smirked and Starlight said "If you think you can do that, then I have just one thing to say to you." Discord was intrigued and said "Do go on." It ain't going to be what you think it is. "I'm sorry." Discord was confused and said "What?" You heard her. Starlight blasted Discord's ghost and his physical being had returned. Starlight explained by saying "I had to stop thinking like a Headmare and start thinking like a Guidance Counselor to finally understand. You felt left out." Bingo. That still doesn't give him the excuse to do whatever he wanted by spreading chaos and putting students' lives in danger. Discord said "I don't know what you're getting at." You heard her. You're just trying to deny it. Starlight said "Nopony ever invited you to the school." Gee, I wonder why. "And when you offered to help, I didn't listen." Yeah, but even still, he's not completely innocent either. "I was so worried about doing things Twilight's way, I didn't stop to think about being a good friend." You don't have that much to be sorry about. I know I'm putting almost all the blame on Discord, but I'm just thinking logically here and sometimes that means showing no sympathy. "I'd like to apologize for that." If that's what you desire. "And offer you the job of vice-headmare." Nope! Nope! NOPE! The students completely disapproved of that and I totally agree. Discord said "I accept! I mean, I suppose I can find some time in my busy schedule to help you out." You don't have one, you dimwit.

"But I will need my own office, expense account, and parking space." Uh, they don't have cars here. Spike said "You're new to the world of education, aren't you?" Doesn't surprise me. Starlight said "Next time you want something, just ask for it, all right?" That's easier said than done. Believe me. I've been there before. Discord said "But then we'd miss out on all these delightful misadventures." Um, I don't think we need that in school otherwise, creatures will be traumatized for life here. We'll keep that outside of campus grounds. Spike became free from Discord's grip on him and said "Hey! Watch the wings!" Those are sensitive to any creature who has them. Starlight said "Now, vice-headmare Discord, if you'll help me get this Spellvenger hunt back in order." Discord snapped his fingers and said "Everything is rehidden. *Chuckles* Well, with a few surprises." Sure, okay. The painting flew away and the door opened revealing the mane six. Oh dear. They do not look happy at all. Twilight said "Discord! I can't believe you tricked us into going on a friendship quest that wasn't real!" I knew that. Twilight looked at me and said "You knew this whole time and didn't bother to stop him?!" Oh dear. I said that out loud, didn't I? This is your fault Discord. I looked at Discord and said "This is your fault." Discord said "My fault? I think it was yours, you incompetant lion." I said "What did you call me?!"

Rarity said "A glamour spell on our cutie marks?!" I don't know what that means, but okay. Rainbow said "A fake summons from the map?!" How did they find out it was Discord anyway? Pinkie said "Hey, at least we got to go spelunking in that really creepy cave with all those eyeless worm creatures chasing us." Oh dear me. What the heck happened? Yona said "Oh, Yona so glad ponies back." I bet you are. Applejack said "Uh, y'all get the feelin' we missed something?" You did. Although, you'll be glad you did. They walked away and Twilight said "Thanks for taking care of the school, Starlight." Hey, don't forget about me. Twilight gave me an annoyed stare and said "You and I are going to have a chat later, mister." Oh dear. I'm going to be in so much trouble. Starlight said "It was a challenge." That's an understatement. "But I think things turned out just the way you'd handled them." Maybe. Spike said "Guess this means you're not vice-headmare anymore." Oh, burn. Discord said "Ooh poo! I just ordered business cards!" I said "Yeah, can't even go five seconds without having something stripped away from you, lol." Discord gave a growl at me and said "Be quiet, you pathetic lion prince." I said "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! You know, this is all your fault." Discord said "Really? How is it my fault? Also, you might want to check the temperature on your mood. It's getting a little hot." I said "At least I didn't cause chaos around the school, put students' lives in danger, and insult my girlfriend like it meant NOTHING to you."

Discord just smirked and said "Oh, she means that much to you? Oh, well excuse me. You know, you think you're soooo much more powerful than me, but you're wrong. You can't stop the Lord of Chaos forever. Also, you'll be nothing but a pet for Twilight." EXCUSE ME?! I said roaring with anger "YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! OH, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW! I think this should be settled outside. And IF YOU EVER INSULT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'LL BE BANISHED TO THE FROZEN NORTH ALONG WITH YOUR BUDDY SOMBRA!" Discord smirked and said "Deal." We teleported outside and we began hurling insults at each other. However, one insult set me over the edge and I wanted to wipe him from existence forever. Discord said "You'll always fall short with Twilight because you have nothing except a sinful heart who only cares about himself and will someday kill her." I had just about enough and I charged up my scepter ready to blast Discord into a one way trip to oblivion, but something blocked my way. Right as I charged at Discord to fight him, Twilight and Fluttershy got in between us to break it up before we said something we would regret and hurt each other really badly or even kill one another. Twilight held me back and Fluttershy held Discord back.

First, Twilight spoke up and said to me "Are you kidding me?! How foolish are you?! I don't believe you. You could've gotten yourself very hurt or worse get killed! I could have lost you forever! That's it. You're coming with me mister and we're having a serious talk." I heard Fluttershy say to Discord "Are you happy?! Do you feel any better?! This is not how friendship works! Friends are supposed to talk things out, not hurl insults that they would later regret! You're coming with me mister and we're going to have a SERIOUS talk about friendship!" I saw Discord and Fluttershy walk away and Twilight dragged me to the door and I sighed. I came inside the castle and Twilight shut the door. She took me to the lounge area in one of the libraries and I sat down in one chair with Twilight being in another across from me. Twilight looked at me with a stare like my parents did when I got in trouble as a kid and said "I'm very disappointed in you Zach. I thought you knew better than to take on the Lord of Chaos in a magical battle." I said "But he was calling you horrible things and it just pushed me over the edge. Besides, I can take on the Lord of Chaos unlike most creatures."

Twilight said "That's not the point, Zach. It doesn't matter if you can take on Discord or not, you don't allow insults to cause you to break and attack anyone who stands in your way. You might be the most powerful creature in Equestria, but that power was a privilege and should never be abused." Why does it feel like Jesus is speaking to me? I feel like he would call having all this power foolish if I didn't use it like how it's supposed to. He's probably also very disappointed with me as well because I nearly sinned by taking my unrighteous anger and taking it out on someone else. "Also, magic is never the answer against Discord. Even if you can take him on, he'll find weak points and continue to push you unless you do something you'll absolutely regret later on." She's right. I did let his insults get to me, but I couldn't let that go unpunished. "Fluttershy will speak to him about that. But that doesn't give you the right to blast him into the Frozen North along with Sombra." I really said that, didn't I? I'm so ashamed of myself. I'm so stupid. "You're not stupid, Zach. What you did was stupid, but it doesn't make you stupid as a person. Besides, I couldn't lose you in a magical battle with Discord. I would never forgive myself if that were to happen."

I really mean that much to you? "Yes, of course. That's why I reacted the way I did so I wouldn't lose you like I almost have too many times." Oh, I didn't realize it. Twilight gave me a hug and I said "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to act this way. I just got so mad and…" before Twilight put a hoof to my mouth and said "Shh. It's okay. I forgive you. We all make mistakes. But the important thing is to forgive those who have hurt us and move on." She's right. It literally says in the Bible in Colossians 3:13 "Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you." "Now since that is taken care of, there is one more thing you must do." And what would that be? "I think you know the answer to that." She's right. I do. I have to go apologize to Discord. "That's right. Now, come on!" We went back over to where the school was and I saw Fluttershy and Discord come back and both girls made us stand in front of one another and waited for us to say something. I sighed and said "I'm sorry Discord for acting up and trying to fight you. It was wrong of me to do that and I hope you can forgive me." Twilight nodded in approval and Fluttershy pointed at Discord with her head and leaned it towards me.

Discord sighed and said "I'm sorry as well. I shouldn't have hurled insults at you just because I was mad at you. I know better than to do that." Fluttershy nodded in approval as well and Twilight said "Good, now that both of you have reconciled, you can start making up for it by doing chores for us." Oh how wonderful. This will be interesting. "Cut the sarcasm and get working!" Yes ma'am! Me and Discord started doing chores just so the girls could accept our apologies to make sure it's genuine and not something fake. After a little bit, we both got done and the girls were happy. Once they were satisfied, Fluttershy took Discord home while Twilight took me back to the castle. Afterwards, I sat in the library and wanted to ask how crazy their "adventure" was. I said "So, how crazy was your "friendship mission" today? From what Pinkie said, it sounded quite terrifying." Twilight sighed and said "You would be right. It was one heck of a ride. There were eyeless worms chasing us, we had ponies trying to sell us for profit, and dangerous creatures that tried to kill us. Let's just say it was not fun at all." I said "I can tell. Also, how were you able to figure out that this mission was a fake created by Discord?"

Twilight said "I'm not really sure. We all discussed what it could have been and all the variables added up to Discord. When we accused him of it, he seemed to go along with it which only further proved that he was behind it." I said "Oh, I see." Twilight looked at me and said "How come you knew about this the whole time and didn't bother telling any of us?" I said "I was going to tell you, but the Tree said not to because it had wanted me to stay because of a problem that arose." Twilight raised a brow and said "And what would that be?" I said "Well, let's just say that there was a division between Starlight and Discord. Starlight was trying to run your school like how you always do, but when Discord actually tried to help, she ignored him and that caused problems. I'm not going to go into the details because it's no longer a problem, but it was bad. Anyways, Starlight later apologized to Discord and they reconciled." Twilight was astonished. She said "That Tree sure is weird sometimes." I said "I know. But it doesn't really matter. Sure, you could have gotten yourselves killed, but an important friendship lesson was made while you were gone. Too bad you weren't there to see it. You would have been proud."

Twilight said "I sure would have. Now, since we are alone now, care for any romantic fun?" I said with a smirk on my face "You only want to because you want that as my apology." Twilight giggled and said "Maybe." I sighed happily and said "If that's what you wish, my beautiful princess." Twilight said "Also, turn into your human form for me. I like it much better when we do this." I said "Okay." I charged up my scepter and changed into my human form back on Earth. I'm lucky that the castle ceilings are tall or else I'd be banging my head on everything. I picked up Twilight letting her rest in my arms and her head on my chest and carried her to her "royal" chambers so we can have a you know a makeout session. Well, I'd have to say even though things might have turned for the worst, everything turned out to be okay because Twilight is always so forgiving and I will always appreciate that.

AN: Wow! This was a long chapter. Sorry for not getting this up yesterday. I was doing it on Saturday, but I had gotten so lazy and then yesterday, I had a hangout party. Yes, it was at 10 people so none of you better go snitch to Governor Northam about that. It was great and I don't want someone like him ruining my fun. Anyways, I was also watching football yesterday. Even though it was disappointing for Washington to lose, I gotta give respect for Russell Wilson leading his team to the playoffs for the 3rd straight year. Besides, my other Maryland team, the Baltimore Ravens crushed the Jacksonville Jaguars and Cleveland beat the Giants so Washington could still have the division lead, so it's fine. Also, how about them chiefs yesterday? I'm telling you, they are a superteam. I'm making a prediction they will go 15-1 this year. Hopefully, they don't have a curse like the Vikings, Steelers, Packers, and Panthers did when they had that record. Although to be fair, Patrick Mahomes suffered the Madden Curse last year and still somehow managed to win the Super Bowl. That kid is legendary. Anyways, I'll stop rambling and let you guys get on with the rest of your day. Hope you enjoyed the chapter!

Next Chapter: Hearth's Warming Eve! This version of Christmas has come to Equestria once again. Everyone loves this holiday and the student six can't wait to go back home to their families for the holiday break. However, someone crashes the party and spills a sticky purple substance on the Christmas tree leaving Zachary, Twilight, Spike, and Rainbow all confused on why someone would do that. Because this has happened, none of the students can go home until the mess is cleaned up and someone confesses that they did it. Unfortunately, it becomes a lot more difficult and all seems hopeless. Will someone finally confess they did it, or will all of the student six remain in Equestria for the entire break?

Until then, my fellow readers