Original Posted On: Nov. 10, 2020
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MonoBear007: Yeah, I wonder how Iva pissed off the Kuja as well.
Felipe1402XZA: Sadly, yes, Rossweisse's first date was interrupted and ruined by Iva wanting help.
Draegoon: I got the idea from a Jojo Meme video.
Guest: I like Iruma, all caught up in the manga. Maybe for Hancock, all depends.
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Harem:
Kunou (When she is 16), Koneko, Ravel, Kuroka, Xenovia, Irina, Rossweisse
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO, ONE PIECE, OR HIGHSCHOOL DXD!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= Sacred Gear/ Communication link
Chapter 47: The Snake Empress
Phenex House…
"What do you mean they vanished?" Koneko asked Gin over the phone.
"It's exactly as I said, some guy walked in, grabbed the werefox, then he, Kuroka, and the silver haired woman vanished." Gin stated, having finished wiping all memory from the humans in his restaurant.
"What did the guy look like?" Koneko asked in irritation.
"I don't know, I was in the back." Gin replied. "Sorry, I wish I could help more, but that is all I got."
"No, it's fine. Thank you, sir." Koneko said as she hung up. 'God damn it where could they be?'
There was silence, the only sounds Koneko hearing was the sound of the shower, where Irina was at the moment.
'Maybe…' Koneko thought as she pulled up someone's number and called them.
Gremory Mansion, Kuoh, Night…
Rias brushed her long hair while wearing a bathrobe, her creamy skin still slightly pink and softer than usual thanks to the warm water.
She had a small smile on her face as she hummed.
'Issei was fierce today.' She thought as she remembered her sensual experience with Issei.
The feeling of his flesh against hers, the grip of his hands on her breasts, the thought of it made Rias incredibly wet and horny.
She was taken out of thi9s horniness when her phone went off.
'Koneko?' Rias thought as she saw the name. 'Why is she calling?' "Hello, Koneko."
"Rias, is Naruto at the mansion?" Koneko asked seriously and sternly.
Rias blinked at how intense Koneko was being.
"Uhm, no, not that I know of." Rias responded, worry starting to set in.
"Can you give me Sairaorg's number?"
"Koneko, what's…"
"Just give me the damn number Rias!" Koneko snapped.
Rias nearly dropped her phone.
"Okay, I will." Rias said as she proceeded to tell Koneko Sairaorg's phone number.
"Thank you." Koneko said before she hung up.
'What was this all about?' Rias thought worriedly as she selected Sona's number. 'I should call Sona and see if she knows anything.'
Meanwhile, Phenex House…
Koneko placed the ringing phone to her ear as Irina left the shower.
"No luck?" Irina asked as she dried her hair.
Koneko shook her head.
"Hello?" Sairaorg asked as he answered his phone, not knowing it was Koneko since he didn't have her number.
"Sairaorg, it's Koneko." Koneko said as she mentally prayed with all her might for Naruto to be with Sairaorg. "Is Naruto there?"
"Uhm, no, he isn't." Sairaorg stated unsurely. "Why, is something wrong, Koneko?"
"Yes, something happened." Koneko replied. "All members of Ravel's peerage vanished with Naruto, and they aren't answering my calls."
"Well, they aren't here, but I'll see what we can do to help here in the Underworld." Sairaorg replied.
"Okay, thank you." Koneko said dejectedly as she hung up.
"Koneko?" Irina said as she walked up behind Koneko.
Irina was surprised when the small nekoshou turned and hugged her waist tightly.
"I'm scared." Koneko mumbled into Irina. "Kuroka, Naruto, Ravel, Xenovia, Lee, Kakashi, Fenrir, Rossweisse… I don't want to lose them."
Irina understood as she hugged Koneko back.
"I know, I feel the same way." Irina whispered, giving Koneko as much love as possible in this hug.
Bael Mansion…
Sairaorg hummed as he stretched.
'This is very concerning.' He thought as he finished. 'I mean, I know Naruto is capable of taking care of himself, but him vanishing is something he doesn't normally do.'
He walked inside and headed towards the living room.
"Hey, Misteeta." Sairaorg called out.
"Yes?" Misteeta replied as she looked up from her book.
"Koneko called me, and said Naruto vanished. You think you can help me locate him with magic?" Sairaorg asked his Bishop.
"Sure, but what happened?" Misteeta asked as she stood up, grabbing a stick of chalk from her bag and going to the wall.
"Apparently, Naruto and all of Ravel Phenex's peerage vanished." Sairaorg recounted. "She was very worried, so she called to see if he was here with us."
"I see." Misteeta replied as she drew a magic circle of fifty inches in diameter on the wall with the chalk. "One more here and I am done."
Putting the chalk away, Misteeta stepped back.
"Alright, now, let me have some silence." Misteeta asked as she closed her eyes, Sairaorg silently nodding as he watched his Bishop activate the magic circle.
"Detection Magic: Location." Misteeta stated as she opened her eyes, the circle glowing.
A bright light lit within the circle.
As it died down, a map of the Underworld appeared within it.
In the Bael territory was several blips, showing that the rest of Sairaorg's peerage was in the mansion.
"Okay, its working, now to find Naruto." Sairaorg stated as he walked up to the circle, and like with Google Maps, started scrolling around to find his Pawn.
"Hm…" Misteeta mumbled. "Interesting."
"What is?" Sairaorg asked Misteeta as she stepped next to him.
"It seems Naruto is here." She said, hand touching the circle and moving towards the farthest north area of the Underworld as a whole.
"The Kamabakka Queendom?" Sairaorg asked as he recognized the heart shaped land mass. "Naruto did mention something about going there once. You think…"
"No, he isn't in Kamabakka, but he is close." Misteeta replied before scrolling over the ocean.
Together, they saw Naruto's blip.
'Why is he in the middle of the water?' Sairaorg thought as he zoomed in and saw the outline of Amazon Lily.
"Oh shit." Misteeta said in silent realization and panic while her eyes widened. "This isn't good."
"What's going on?" Sairaorg asked, panic starting to settle in as he saw an image of angry Kuisha hovering over him.
"Seems our little brother is tempting fate by going to the Island of Women, where men are not allowed." Misteeta stated as she zoomed in a bit further. "Amazon Lily, Home of the Kuja tribe."
"Good grief." Sairaorg stated as he face-palmed. "He had to screw up this badly."
"Who screwed up?"
Sairaorg and Misteeta jumped, turning to see Kuisha with a sickly-sweet smile and murderous intent.
Meanwhile, Coast of Amazon Lily…
Naruto, Ravel, and her peerage were on board Iva's boat, which was off the coast of the island.
It was late at night, so they were under the deck where it was warmer at the table eating dinner with Iva and Inazuma.
Kuroka, Rossweisse, and Naruto were given a change of clothing due to the nekoshou being in her work attire and Naruto and Rossweisse wearing light formal clothing which didn't help keep the cold away.
"Iva, how did this war begin?" Naruto asked in concern.
"Well, it started two months ago." Iva stated as he exhaled his cigar smoke. "I meet with the leader of the Kuja once a month to discuss any problems with our trade with them. But, two months ago, when I arrived, I wasn't allowed entry, despite them knowing who I was."
Iva took a heavy drink from his beer mug, slamming it to the table in anger.
"The woman had the nerve to declare war on my candies for no reason!" Iva shouted in anger.
"That sucks, but why did you need us?" Naruto asked.
"Because I can't risk my candies lives." Iva replied.
"But think its okay to risk ours?" Kakashi snipped.
Iva frowned.
"Think what you will, but this war needs to end." Iva stated as he stood up. "So, I thought I could get help from people who I know could help us, but it seems I was wrong."
"No, we will help." Ravel stated, getting up. "But next time, don't kidnap us."
Iva finished his cigar, dowsing it in an ash tray before he left.
"Let me lead you two your rooms." Inazuma said as he stood up. "Please, follow me."
The peerage and Naruto followed the yokai deeper into the ship.
"Kakashi can stay here, Lee can stay in this room." Inazuma stated as he pointed to two rooms. "The rest of you can share this one."
Naruto, Ravel, and Rossweisse blushed while Kuroka and Xenovia cheered.
"What about me?" Fenrir asked as he was feeling anger bubble in his gut.
This faded away when Inazuma pointed to a room.
"For you, Fenrir, and the two grim puppies." Inazuma said as Ameyuri and Gilga left Ravel's shadow and flanked Fenrir.
"Okay." The wolf stated with a wag in his tail as he closed it, curling up and cuddling with Ameyuri and Gilga.
"Enjoy your night, and get some rest, you will need it tomorrow." Inazuma stated, bowing before leaving them.
"Night, everyone." Lee stated as he entered his room.
"I hate this." Kakashi replied as he entered his room.
"We get to share." Xenovia cheered softly as she hugged Naruto. "I'm so happy."
Kuroka coughed into her hand, getting their attention.
"I understand, Xenovia, but I call dibs on cuddling with Naruto, nya." Kuroka stated as she posed, similar to Jotaro as she pointed at Xenovia, who released Naruto.
"Oh, you think so, Kuroka?" Xenovia said as she posed like Jonathan, hand before her face. "Then let's settle this."
"Okay that's enough you two." Rossweisse said as she stepped between the Rook and Bishop. "We need to sleep, its been a long day."
"Fine, nya." Kuroka and Xenovia said in unison.
"Oh, neat." Naruto said as he rummaged through the dresser. "They have provided pajamas for you guys."
In his hands were female sleep ware.
"Oh, they are so soft." Ravel said as she took one pair, feeling it in her hands. "But where to…"
Naruto answered her question as he stripped naked and jumped on the bed.
"Wow, bouncy." Naruto laughed as he bounced three times on the bed after he landed on it.
Kuroka and Xenovia had sinister grins on their faces as they stripped naked, making Rossweisse and Ravel blush even more.
"NAKED SLUMBER PARTY!" Xenovia and Kuroka shouted as they jumped above the bed, towards Naruto.
Naruto saw, in slow motion, Kuroka and Xenovia coming towards him, their naked forms arousing him as he moved over, letting them hit the bed.
"I don't mind being naked and sleeping with you guys, but don't do that." Naruto said as he got back on the bed and lay across them, feeling the different softness of their skin on his.
"Put some pajamas on." Ravel stated, looking at Naruto's bare ass as Rossweisse covered her eyes. "Rossweisse might be in the harem, but she is still new, so we are wearing clothing tonight."
"Ugh, fine, party pooper, nya." Kuroka snipped as she got off the bed.
Xenovia didn't say anything as she slipped off and grabbed the soft bottoms of the pajamas.
"That includes you, Naruto." Ravel stated to the werefox.
"Do I have to?" Naruto whined, tail drooping along with his ears. "I sleep naked, I don't like…"
"It's okay." Rossweisse stated as she started to change into her pajamas. "He doesn't need to."
"But…"
"Thank you, Rossweisse" Naruto thanked with a bright smile as he got under the covers on the bed.
Once the girls were done changing, they got into the bed, Naruto in the center sleeping.
"Night, Naruto, nya." Kuroka purred as she kissed his cheek.
"Night, Naruto." Xenovia whispered as she kissed his other cheek.
"Night, my dear." Ravel murmured as she kissed his forehead.
"Good night, Naruto." Rossweisse said, not kissing him anywhere as she was still new to the dating scene.
They fell asleep, cuddling into each other's warmth.
However, Naruto tossed and turned.
"No…" he shouted, snapping Rossweisse awake.
"Naruto…" Rossweisse said as she saw him shaking under the covers, his tail between his legs. "Naruto…"
Naruto latched onto her arm, pulling her into him tightly.
Carefully, she put a hand on his head.
"It's okay, I'm here." She whispered into his ear.
She slowly ran her hand across the top of his head, sending soothing sensations into him as he visibly calmed down.
Hugging him, Rossweisse fell asleep, keeping the nightmares away for the young werefox.
Morning…
"I fucking hate you." Kakashi mumbled in anger as he crossed his arms with a sinister glare at Iva.
After a light breakfast and restroom breaks, Iva had turned Lee, Naruto, and himself into women.
Lee looked similar to his normal male form, but his hips were slightly wider due to the female hip bones and breasts that were small, keeping his muscled form for the most part. His hair was now a bit longer and had a piece of rope holding it together. He wore his green jumpsuit and had his gear with him.
Kakashi had massive breasts and big hips. He wore a female version of his CP9 outfit.
Naruto looked the same as the last time he was turned into a woman. He wore a dress, curtesy of Ravel.
Female Iva and Female Inazuma were helming a small row boat heading towards Amazon Lily with the group with them.
"I had to do this, Kakashi-boy." Iva stated, ignoring the death look Kakashi was giving him. "Only women are allowed on the island."
"Which is why we made sure we were women." Inazuma said as she drank some wine.
"I still hate it." Kakashi grumbled, not liking the feeling of a bra on him, and he disliked the feeling of the panties being tight against his pelvis.
"Get over it, Kakashi." Naruto replied as he adjusted his bra, not to keen on it either but accepted it. "It's the rules, so we should follow them so things can sail smoothly."
Kakashi stayed silent.
"My chest is sensitive." Lee stated as he touched his chest.
He wasn't wearing a bra, opting to have chest bindings.
"Focusing on it will only make it more sensitive." Xenovia stated as she pushed Lee's hands away. "Mind over matter."
"Okay, I'll try." Lee replied as he took a deep breath and thought of many other things.
"Alright, we are here." Iva said as she stepped off, her heels clicking on the wood as she signaled the Kuja at the gate.
They pulled the boat over.
"Alright, Iva, same as before, frisk check to make sure no men are here." One Kuja said.
All the women wore primitive pelts and fabrics of multiple colors and designs, some having the Kuja symbol.
All of them had snakes with them and their bodies came in all shapes and sizes.
"Oh, that's enough of that, nyo."
"Granny Nyon."
"Glorissa, lovely to see you again." Iva said as she looked down at the speaker.
She is remarkably diminutive in height, with very thick lips, and is wrinkled from old age. She also wears some kind of sea-green bubble belt apparently meant to hold up the spotted-print short skirt that all Kuja wear. She wore a cape. Her hair is white and she wears a pink flower on the left side of her head. In her left hand was her snake, which was stiff like a staff and the top part was coiled in a circle.
"Everyone, this is Glorissa, also known as Granny Nyon." Inazuma stated as she bowed to her. "She is a previous empress of the Kuja."
"Oh, stop, nyo." Glorissa said as she waved it off. "You don't need to worry about being super formal, nyo. Please, call me Granny Nyon."
She looked towards the devils, eyes widening.
"Oh, I see you brought some new people today, Iva." Glorissa stated in surprise.
"Is Hancock waiting for us?" Iva asked, staying on topic.
"Oh, yes, nyo." Glorissa stated. "She is in the Mansion as usual."
"Perfect, lets all go." Iva stated as she took the lead.
Glorissa smiled as she walked alongside Inazuma.
"I see they are devils." Glorissa stated.
"Yes, they are the ones Iva wanted for our help." Inazuma stated, finishing her wine, making a slight frown in her face.
"I hope they can settle this stupid thing." Glorissa said as she rubbed her head.
They walked in silence through the jungle surrounded city.
It was like a traditional Japanese capital, though it was more like a mix of the ancient Greek Amazon and the Japanese capital.
"Amazing." Everyone said as they looked around, even Kakashi was awestruck enough to forget his anger about being a woman.
"This way, everyone." Iva called out as she waved at everyone. "We are nearly there."
"Geez, what is the rush?" Xenovia asked as she looked at the outfits of the Kuja. "I sort of want to try that on."
"Maybe later we can arrange for you to try some on, nyo." Glorissa said, making the girls happy.
"Naruto, do you think we would be sexy in them, nya?" Kuroka asked, making Naruto blush. "I'll take that as a yes."
Glorissa caught Naruto's blush.
"Male?" Glorissa asked Inazuma.
"Yes, but Iva turned him, the Mink, and the Oni into women so they can be here." Inazuma replied honestly. "Though the wolf is still a male."
Glorissa sighed.
"Okay, I can accept this, nyo." She replied.
They walked in silence, having to keep Fenrir and the grim pups from wandering off, seeing most of the city before they arrived at the entrance of the Empress's Mansion.
"Woah." Rossweisse said in awe as they entered.
"This way, nyo." Glorissa said as she guided them through the house to the top of the mansion to a stair case that lead to the mountain ring around the city.
Standing on top of the large ring of the mountain was the Snake Empress, Boa Hancock sitting at a table.
She was a tall, slender woman with wide hips, large breasts, and unblemished white skin with her snake Salome with her.
Hancock wore a revealing red blouse that showed much of her chest and a loose sarong that exposed her long, slender legs with the green symbol of the Kuja adorned on it, along with a white cape sporting epaulettes and red high heel pumps.
Beside her was her two sisters and one other person.
Boa Sandersonia, the middle sister, is a large woman who resembles a snake, with a curvaceous figure and large breasts like her sisters. Her head is disproportionately large and wide to her body and her long tongue is forked, often sticking out of her mouth and has sea green eyes.
Like the rest of the Kuja, she dresses in very revealing clothing: a green bikini top with white irregular patterns, a white cape over it and green panties encircled by flaps at both sides of her hips.
Boa Marigold, the youngest sister, is a muscled, fat, large woman, due to a similar training method used by sumo wrestlers to bulk themselves. She also is one of many of the Kuja inhabitants who has large breasts with revealing cleavage. Her hair is arranged in a way that it looks like the patterns on a cobra's hood and to some extent, a Valkyrie's helmet. She wore a pink bikini with Kuja designs and gold tassels that trail down to her pink loin cloth and purple flaps. She also wears a headband and necklace that is made out of pink flowers. In her hand was a massive pole arm similar to a halberd.
The last figure was a normal sized woman wearing standard Kuja garb, a snake wrapped around her shoulders. Her hair was a dull red and she had a cap on her head.
Iva steeled her nerves and stepped forward, sitting down as Glorissa walked and stood beside Hancock while everyone else stood behind Iva.
"So, you returned." Hancock said in a seductive voice that was silky smooth.
"Of course, why would I run?" Iva asked.
'This is a war, yet they are talking?' Naruto thought.
"You ready to lose today?" Hancock asked cockily.
"Never." Iva stated.
Hancock had a sinister smile as she pulled something from under the table.
"Today we are playing Monopoly." She stated.
…
…
…
Everyone of the Phenex peerage and Naruto dropped to the ground.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" they all shouted.
Gremory Mansion…
Rias huffed as she looked at the pile of letters on the table.
'Diodora why are you being so pushy?' She thought as she burned all the letters. 'I am not giving you Asia.'
"Hey, Rias." Akeno asked as she entered the room. "I am going to help Issei with his homework."
"Okay… hold on…" Rias said as she realized what Akeno said. "WAIT A MINUTE!"
Rias ran out of her room and made her way to Issei's room.
She ripped the door open and saw Akeno seductively pressing her breasts into Issei's head as she helped him with his homework.
"GET OFF MY ISSEI, AKENO!" Rias shouted as she rushed in and pushed Akeno, who was laughing, off of Issei.
"Oh, why are you stopping me from helping him, Rias?" Akeno chuckled, carefully cupping her cheek.
Rias noticed this
"Now that I think about it, last night you came home with a swollen face, what happened to cause that?" Rias asked in concern as her anger vanished.
"Oh, nothing happened." Akeno said as she tried to dodge the question.
"Naruto and Akeno got into an argument and he punched her in the face." Issei stated, not keeping it secret from Rias.
Issei agreed with Naruto, Akeno shouldn't be pushing her dad away.
Akeno, meanwhile, had a betrayed look on her face.
"Oh, look at the time, I need to go shove a bunch of tampons into my vagina, or else I might get pregnant." Akeno said mechanically. "It would be bad if I, Tea Gardener… I mean Akeno Himejima got pregnant."
Before Rias or Issei could say anything, Akeno left the room.
"Was that…" Issei started to ask.
"Yes, that was a Yugioh Abridged reference." Rias interrupted, being the anime nerd she was, she got the reference.
"Okay, just making sure." Issei said as he leaned into his chair. "But Naruto had a point. She is angry, and has the right to be, but she needs to open up and talk to her dad to be able to move on."
"I know, Issei, but it isn't that simple." Rias said as she sat down. "I'll help you finish your homework."
Phenex House…
"This is… interesting." Koneko said as she ate some breakfast Irina made for the two of them, since they were the only ones at the house.
"Thank you." Irina responded as she sat down and started to eat.
Koneko ate in silence as did Irina.
"It's quite boring here without everyone else." Irina stated, trying to make conversation.
Koneko state silent.
'Oh, this is bad.' Irina thought nervously.
Koneko's phone went off.
"Hello?" Koneko asked as she answered.
"Hey, Koneko, it's Sairaorg."
Koneko stood up, knocking her chair over.
"Did you find Naruto?" She asked quickly.
"Yes."
Koneko's mood did a one-eighty, a bright happy and relieved smile appearing on her face.
"Oh that's…"
"But there is a problem." Sairaorg interrupted. "He is on Amazon Lily, and we can't go there, period."
Koneko became angry as she shook.
"I'm sorry, but hopefully, he comes home soon. I just wanted to let you know where he is." Sairaorg said before he hung up.
"THAT SON OF A BITCH!" Koneko shouted as she destroyed the table into a pile of splinters.
Irina, using her Knight speed, was able to get away fast enough.
'Hell have no fury like a Koneko scorned.' Irina thought in slight fear as she watched the Nekoshou rampage.
Amazon Lily…
Hancock quirked an eyebrow.
"What's wrong with them?" She asked Iva.
Iva had an 'oh shit' look on her face as she started to sweat.
"What is this bullshit?" Naruto asked as he pointed at Iva. "You said you were at war with the Kuja, but you are only playing a board game!"
"You didn't tell them?" Hancock asked as she opened the box and started to set it up.
"Iva decided to keep it from them." Inazuma answered.
"Traitor." Iva stated, suddenly feeling a chill down her spine as the devils glared at her.
"Okay, better question, why are you even fighting?" Kakashi asked.
Hancock froze, anger clear on her face.
"She knows why." Hancock stated as she finished. "Now, Mari, Sonia, and Tayuya will be playing with me, pick three more people to be in your team so we can have a four on four match of Monopoly."
"Naruto, Kakashi, and Kuroka." Iva said as she motioned for them to come over. "They will be my teammates." 'Their observation Haki will help us win. Call it cheating but I want this over with soon.'
"Before we begin, can I ask why you started this… war?" Naruto asked, full of piss and vinegar.
Hancock picked the dog piece.
"Because…" She said as she glared at Iva. "She insulted my family."
"I did no such thing." Iva stated as she picked the thimble.
Hancock laughed sarcastically.
"Oh, then what was it when you called me 'Slave Empress'?" Hancock asked as her sisters and Tayuya picked their pieces, leaving the last three for Naruto, Kakashi, and Kuroka.
Iva stiffened.
"It was a joke." Iva stated. "You told me you work your trade workers hard, and I said 'Then you should change your title from Snake Empress to Slave Empress' as a joke. I didn't mean to insult you!"
"EXCUSES, I go first." Hancock said as she rolled the dice.
'You got to be shitting me.' Naruto, Ravel, Kakashi, Kuroka, Xenovia, Rossweisse, Fenrir, and Lee thought with deadpanned faces. 'This whole 'war' was because a joke being interpreted as an insult and then this beautiful woman's anger making her refuse to accept it as just a joke.'
Hours passed and the game had its ups and downs, leaving Hancock playing against Kuroka.
"I win." Kuroka said as she watched Hancock land on Boardwalk. "You are bankrupted."
Hancock shook.
"Good game, Nekoshou." Hancock said as she reached up and shook hands.
"Good game." Everyone said.
"Good job Naruto, Kuroka, Kakashi." Ravel said as she hugged them. "You all did… did…"
"Ravel?" Naruto asked as he saw her red face, a fading smile and hazy eyes before she collapsed into his arms, strange Norse markings appearing on her chest. 'She is burning up, what's going on?'
"Ravel, what's happening?" Rossweisse asked in worry as she saw the markings, drawing Glorissa's attention.
"Hold on, let me see her?" Glorissa asked as she walked up, using her snake-staff to move everyone and made Naruto put Ravel to the ground.
Glorissa checked her temperature.
"Na…"
Ravel painfully gasped.
"To…"
Ravel gasped even more in pain, clutching her chest.
"Ba…"
Ravel let out a scream of pain.
"What are you doing?" Xenovia demanded the small elder as she drew Durandal.
"I have discovered what is afflicting her, though it should be impossible, nyo." Glorissa stated as she turned to face the devils. "Your young friend… has contracted the Love Sickness, nyo."
Lightning struck for the Kuja.
"Impossible." Sandersonia stated, eyes widened in shock. "Only the Empresses of the Kuja can be afflicted by Love Sickness, Granny Nyon."
"Yes, so how can this devil have it?" Marigold asked.
"Silence." Glorissa said sternly, making everyone quiet down. "I can only take a guess. It must be this Norse seal, but for now… Snake Empress?"
Hancock walked up to Ravel, and knelt down.
"Young Lady…" Hancock asked, getting the panting Phenex to look at her. "Would you forgive me for anything, because I'm beautiful?"
Ravel was entranced by Hancock's beauty, the cute expression she made had Ravel's heart swoon.
Ravel gasped.
From the feet up, Ravel's body turned to stone.
"RAVEL!" Naruto shouted.
"Don't worry, girl." Hancock stated as she stood up. "She is safe from the Sickness as long as she is stone."
"Snake Empress, nyo!" Glorissa shouted. "How dare you do this to our guests!"
"Shut up, Nyon." Hancock shouted back. "This 'war' has gone on long enough, so now it ends, my way."
"Undo this, now." Naruto growled in anger as he glared at Hancock.
Hancock cupped her cheek.
"You'll forgive me, because I am beautiful." She cutely whispered.
"You make me sick." Naruto snipped as he bit his lip, having felt Hancock's seductive tone burrow into his brain, trying to make his heart pound.
Hancock swooned, hand over her head as she dramatically exclaimed her worry.
"Oh, dear me." Hancock said as Tayuya caught her. "I am sorry, but let me explain."
She stood back up and recomposed herself.
"I turned her to stone to stop the Love Sickness from killing her, but it prevents treatment." Hancock stated sincerely. "So, I'll undo the petrification on her if you defeat my sisters and Tayuya in one-on-one combat in our coliseum."
"This is stupid." Lee stated angrily. "Why should we fight when our friend is dying?"
Hancock smiled seductively.
"Because we have the secret to cure Love Sickness." Hancock replied.
"Sister, this is immoral." Marigold said in uncertainty.
"I agree with Mari." Sandersonia replied.
Hancock glared at her sisters, causing both to flinch.
"Fine." Rossweisse stated. "As the Queen of Phenex, I accept this challenge."
Hancock slyly smiled.
"Fine, Granny Nyon can show you the way you to the coliseum." Hancock stated as she, her sisters, and Tayuya left the Peerage, Iva, Inazuma, Glorissa, and Naruto alone on the mountain ring. "Pick your three fighters now and meet us there in twenty minutes."
Once they were gone, Rossweisse took a shaken breath.
"I'm sorry everyone." Rossweisse said as she shook. "It was the only way we can save Ravel at this point."
"We aren't angry." Fenrir stated as he walked up to Rossweisse. "We all understand."
He pressed his head against her hand.
Rossweisse felt a bit better as she ran her hand across Fenrir's head.
"So, who will…"
"I will." Lee stated angrily. "That woman has to pay for this."
"I'll fight as well, nya." Kuroka stated as she crossed her arms. "I think you should fight as well, Rossweisse, being our Queen and all."
"Oh, I agree." Rossweisse said as she stood tall. "So, Lee, Kuroka and I shall fight for Ravel's freedom. Not how I imagined things would go, but its what we get for following a former revolutionary."
"Hey!" Iva shouted in anger at that slight, but went silent when everyone shot her an angry glare. "I'm sorry."
"Okay, since your fighters are chosen, follow me to the coliseum." Glorissa said as she and Naruto carefully lifted Ravel up to take her with them.
Omake:
"Hey, Koneko." Naruto said as he looked at her. "What does LGBT mean?"
Koneko went to answer, before she stopped.
'Wait a minute…' She thought before a funny idea popped into her head.
"Okay, you want to know what LGBT stands for?" Koneko asked as she pushed Naruto to the chair and sat in his lap. "L-Lisa Lisa. G-Got. B-Big. T-Tiddies. LGBT equals Lisa Lisa got big Tiddies."
Naruto's head tilted.
"Who is Lisa Lisa?" He asked.
"Jojo character." Koneko said with a goofy smile as she hugged Naruto into her titties.
Chapter 47, DONE!
Yeah, this chapter is a cluster fuck.
I wrote it while having a massive headache, still do have one, so yeah, if I fuck up you all know why.
I hope you all enjoyed the chapter, even with the strangeness.
And if you liked why this 'war' happened, but are confused, Boa Hancock and her sisters were slaves in One Piece Canon and went to great lengths to hide the fact they were slaves.
I almost had Koneko bang Irina in this chapter, but thankfully I was able minded enough to know not to.
If you enjoyed, please leave a review, even if you disliked it, and if you want to read some more of my work, please check out my other stories.
