[Eddy runs by, stepping in a puddle. Ed follows and falls straight through. Nat goes around it. Edd stops short and steps over it.]

Edd: "Puddles can be so messy." [He puts up a Caution sign.] "An ounce of prevention!"

Eddy: "Hey, snailboy, move it, willya? I'm not getting any younger." [He walks off a cliff.]

Nat: "Wait!"

Edd: "Eddy, stop!"

Ed: [running off the cliff into Eddy] "I got a soaker, guys and girl!"

Eddy: "Ed, if you bump into me one more–"

Nat: "Um, guys?"

Eddy: "What?"

Edd: "Improbable alert!"

[Eddy realizes he's standing on thin air and rushes to safe ground. Ed stays where he is.]

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "Come back, Ed!"

Ed: "I can jump it, guys and girl!"

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "No, Ed!" [They pull him back.]

Nat: "Now what?"

Eddy: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking."

Ed: "Can I think?"

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "NO!"

[A bottle is spinning rapidly in the center of a circle formed by the kids. The bottle stops, settling on Jimmy.]

Jimmy: "It's my turn! Luck be a lady tonight."

Kevin: "Right. Pick then. Truth, or dare?"

Jimmy: "Dare me, sucka."

Sarah: "Thattaboy, Jimmy!"

Kevin: "Cool. Let's see. I dare you to...skip your turn."

Jimmy: [realizing he's been played] "Darn it."

Kevin: "What a sap." [He spins the bottle again.]

[Edd is using a makeshift anemometer to judge the wind's speed and direction.]

Eddy: "What's the word, Double D?"

Edd: "Well frankly Eddy, I'm concerned. The wind conditions aren't suitable for our trajectory. The lean is much too steep for the span."

Eddy: "What else is new? Let 'er rip, Ed!"

[Ed lets go of the tree root he's biting.]

Ed: "Gravy."

[The tree the Eds and Nat are standing on snaps to its full height, rocketing them away. They land headfirst in the lane.]

Ed: "I think I hit a pipe."

Jonny: "Buzz, buzz, buzz off, Jonny." [He is pretending to be a fly.] "Buzz, buzz, buzz off, Jonny. Buzz, buzzoow!" [He runs into a fence, and all the kids (except Nazz and Jimmy) laugh.]

Nazz: "You shouldn't have dared Jonny to buzz off, Kevin."

Rolf: "Ah, the artichoke thickens. Are those the better-check-your-wallet Ed-boys and quiet Nat-girl?"

Kevin: "Where? Aw, great."

[Ed pulls himself out of the ground and yanks his friends out of the dirt.]

Sarah: "Who invited them?"

Kevin: "The dorks came to ruin our game."

Eddy: "Truth or dare? I love this game! Who's next?" [He spins the bottle.] "I gotta warn ya, I'm a pro at this. Siddown, pigeons." [He opens his eyes to see that the Eds and Nat are alone. Forebodingly, the bottle points away from them.]

Edd: "Their social skills are deplorable."

Nat: "Seems that way."

Ed: "My turn to spin!" [He spins himself around and points the bottle at Eddy upon stopping.] "Eddy? Truth or dare?"

Eddy: "Okay, dare, Ed."

Ed: "Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat' through a car wash."

[Edd, Nat and Eddy look at Ed, flummoxed]

Edd: "Ed, try a more reasonable dare, please."

Ed: [after a long pause] "Okay, I dare Eddy to be Double D."

Edd: "Eddy act like me? Why that's–"

Eddy: "Stupid, Ed! You blew your chance to–"

Edd: "Y'know, Eddy, it could be quite intriguing. Why I'd be flattered if you were to mimic me."

Eddy: "Let's see, where do I start?" [He proceeds to mimic Edd] "The wind conditions are absurd. The lean is too steep for the fat."

Ed: "Good Double D, Eddy." [Edd and Nat chuckle.]

[Eddy pretends to strain to budge the bottle, unable to move it an inch.]

Eddy: "Oh dear. The unsanitary. My skinny arms cannot bear the weight. Oh oh I know. I'll move it with my brain." [He pretends to concentrate.]

Edd: [sarcastic] "Ha ha ha. Very good, Eddy."

Eddy: "I also have a huge and obvious crush on-" [Edd covers his mouth]

Edd: [nervous] "O-Okay I think that is enough! Can we resume playing?"

Eddy: "Fine."

[Edd spins the bottle. The bottle settles on him.]

Edd: "Oh dear."

Eddy: "Ha! I dare ya to be Ed! Go on, flatter him."

Edd: "Well, I suppose I could, but only if Ed will be Eddy."

Ed: "I can do Eddy, I practiced." [He pushes his eyes together and starts speaking in a loud, raspy voice.] "Can it Double Dweeb!"

Eddy: "Whaddya mean you practiced?"

Ed: "Shut up, Sockhead!"

Eddy: "Please, Eddy, you're invading my personal space!" [He pushes Ed away. The four laugh hysterically.]

Eddy: "Well?"

Ed: "Do me, Double D!"

Eddy: "We're waiting."

Edd: "Very well. Let's see now." [He turns around and manipulates his face. When he faces his friends again, his eyes are spread out across his face.] "Buttered toast." [The Eds and Nat laugh again.]

Ed: "Who is Nat going to be?"

Nat: "Me?"

Eddy: "Yeah Nat who?"

Nat: "Hmm I'm not sure."

Edd: "May I suggest-"

Ed: "Sarah!"

Edd and Nat: "Sarah?"

Ed: "I dare you to be Sarah!"

Nat: "Um ok I'll try." [She clears her throat.] "Ed you idiot!"

Edd: "But it wasn't me, Sarah, I always put the seat down!"

Nat: "What's your sock doing in MY ROOM?"

Edd: "Sleeping?"

Nat: "Pick it up or I'll tell mom!"

[Nat and the Eds fall on the ground, laughing hysterically.]

[Jimmy pours a hose onto a Slip-n-Slide.]

Jimmy: "It's ready, Sarah!"

Sarah: "Here I come!" [She slides the length of the toy.] "Whee! That was fun! Your turn, Jimmy!"

Jimmy: [pouring sunscreen into his palm] "In a second, Sarah! I'm oiling up for speed!" [Jimmy rubs the lotion on his chest and stomach.] "On your mark, get set–"

Rolf: "Out of the way!" [He rides his unicycle into Jimmy, and Jimmy gets tangled in the spokes.]

Sarah: [worried] "Jimmy!"

Jimmy: "The wrath of destiny visits yet again."

Rolf: "Rolf has no time for this!" [to Sarah] "Where is your brother?"

Sarah: "What am I? His keeper?"

Rolf: "Yes."

Sarah: "Backyard."

[Rolf enters the backyard to see Ed's clothes stumbling around with a watering can on their head.]

Rolf: "Ho ho! There you are, one shy of a full deck Ed-boy! Rolf requires your assistance." [He pulls the can off to reveal Edd.]

Edd: "Who is there?"

Rolf: "Imposter! You are not Ed-boy!"

Edd: "Gravy."

Rolf: [confused] "Hmm."

Nat: "Outta my way!" [She stomps by wearing a wig resembling Sarah's hair. Rolf just stares confused.]

Eddy: [wearing Edd's clothes and a sock on his head] "Pardon me, Rolf, but I have compost a theory. Once upon observation of this small rock, I have discovered actually mutated from a big rock. Intriguing."

Edd: [running like Ed] "Haw haw haw!" [He slips.] "Curse Ed's horrible posture."

[Rolf turns his head to see Ed, dressed like Eddy, lounging in a chair.]

Rolf: "Oafish Ed-boy!" [He hurries over.] "Rolf requests the presence of your colossal feet, as it is time to squish the raspberries."

Ed: "I'll help if I give you a quarter, Rolfy boy."

Rolf: [scratching his head] "What?" [He grabs Ed.] "Your shenanigans try Rolf! Come, as the raspberries will spoil." [He runs off with Ed.]

Eddy: "Oh dear."

Edd: "Look at him go, Double D."

Eddy: "That leaves just I and you. Ed, now that they've left, let's make fun of Eddy behind his back."

Edd: "Like we always do?"

Eddy: "Ah hah! I knew it!"

Edd: "You're so gullible, Eddy. Or as Ed would say, 'Gravy!'" [He runs after Rolf.] "Haw haw haw!"

Nat: "Ed get back here and clean your room!" [She goes after them.]

Eddy: "Wait for me. I'm slow and out of shape!"

[A chicken is pecking at the dirt. Suddenly, Rolf's shoe lands beside it.]

Rolf: "Hurry! as the raspberries beg to be squashed, Ed-boy."

Ed: "Let's sell the squash for cash. Chicken!" [hugging it] "Pet the chicken, pet the chicken–" [He sees Edd.] "The stupid bird stole my quarter. Flew away with it. Stupid."

Eddy: "Excuse me, Eddy. May I fuel inject? Chickens cannot fly, as they are mammals."

Edd: "I love chickens, Eddy."

Nat: "Ed clean your room or I'm telling mom!"

Edd: "Yes baby sister."

[The Eds and Nat laugh heartily. Rolf, who is stomping the raspberries, glares at them.]

Rolf: "Ed-boy!"

Ed: [poking Edd] "Wake up, Monobrow."

Edd: "Oh right. Yes. Ahem." [turning around to face Rolf] "I am Ed."

Rolf: [hassled] "You are not Ed-boy! I must have the large Ed-boy here now. So please, Ed-boy, raspberries to squash! Thank you."

Eddy: "Rolf said thank you! Isn't it refurbishing to hear politeness?"

Ed: "Put a sock in it, sock in it. I got a plan." [He pulls Eddy's sock over him and walks behind Edd.] "Hey, burrhead. I will now inflict pain on you."

Edd: "What?"

[Ed swings Eddy, knocking Edd into the raspberry silo.]

Edd: "Buttered toast?"

Rolf: "No butter, raspberries! Squish the fruit, slowpoke Ed-boy. Rolf needs juice for his great thirst!"

Eddy: "Eddy, I too am thirsty. Quite partial, to be correct."

Edd: [calling from the muck] "Parched! The word you're looking for is parched!"

Ed: "Yeah right Lumpy! Parched is a fish!"

Eddy: "Intriguing."

Nat: "Ed get down here!"

Rolf: "You are not Ed!" [ranting] "You have cursed my raspberries to the life of salad dressing, impostor with tiny feet!"

[Suddenly, the berry juice begins to drain from its container.]

Ed: "You know what they say, Double D." [He shoves Eddy's mouth to an opened pipe on the side.] "If you're thirsty, take a drink." [Eddy chugs it down and swells up.] "Gee, Double D, you really let yourself go." [He jumps on Eddy, and Eddy spits the pipe out.] "Kids'll pay big money to ride a blimp. You're a genius, Double D."

Edd: [popping out of Eddy's sock] "You really think I'm a genius?"

Nat: "Ed get out of there!"

Eddy: "Hey I'm Double D! I'm the genius!" [A red-tinted Rolf opens Eddy's mouth and climbs out.]

Ed: "I have caused discomfort 'cause I'm Eddy!"

[The Eds and Nat laugh.]

Rolf: "Rolf has never been so confused."

[Edd is walking in the lane.]

Edd: "Uh oh, a fence!" [He walks into it.] "Gravy."

Nat: "Ed you idiot!"

Ed: "Aw, come on, Double D. I don't say gravy all the time."

Edd: "Buttered toast, then."

Eddy: "Toast is so crude, as the crust always gets stuck in my gap." [Edd shuts his mouth to hide the gap. Ed and Eddy laugh as Kevin and Nazz walk up.]

Kevin: "I don't even wanna know."

Eddy: "Greetings, Kevin. A pleasure to look at you. May I inspect your nostrils?"

Kevin: "Get lost, dork."

Eddy: "Intriguing. Your apelike qualities ensure your smartness. Let's examine your brain!"

[Eddy pulls out a telescope and extends it so it goes through Kevin's ears.]

Kevin: "Hey! That's it! You're meat, dork!" [He chases Eddy.]

Ed: "Eddy's good, huh Double D?"

Sarah: [calling] "Ed!"

Ed and Nat: "Sarah?" [They dive into a bush.]

Edd: "Sarah? Ed."

Sarah: [seeing Edd from the back] "Ed."

Edd: "Ed, Sarah."

Sarah: [grabbing Edd] "I've been looking for you. Mom said to clean your room!" [She drags him off.]

Edd: "Ed?!"

Ed: [popping out of the bush] "What a tree sap."

Nat: "Oh no."

Jonny: "Hiya, Ed and Nat. Why ya dressed like Eddy and Sarah?"

Ed: [in his normal voice] "It's a dare, Jonny." [as Eddy] "So buzz off, melonhead!"

Jonny: [laughing] "Been there, done that, Ed, oh, I mean Eddy! Ha ha! Oh."

Plank:

Jonny: "Plank says he'll give you a quarter if you'll do a dare."

Nat: "I should go after Double D." [She runs off]

Ed: "Bring it on, I'll do anything for cash. 'Cause I'm short."

[Sarah kicks open the door to Ed's bedroom and throws Edd inside.]

Sarah: "I'll be back in five minutes!" [She starts to close the door, but stops.] "Cuz Mom said I could!"

[Sarah slams the door, leaving Edd in the grody hole known to us as Ed's basement.]

Edd: [stuck in a chair] "Deception certainly is excruciating."

[Edd looks down and spots a sandwich. The bread is all molded, and it is so old that mushrooms are popping out of the bread everywhere.]

Edd: "OH, THE INHUMANITY!"

[Edd wrenches himself free of the chair and stumbles backwards into the bathroom. He falls into the bathtub with a plop. When he sits up, he is covered in a strange brown glop–the same glop filling the tub.]

Edd: "What in heaven's name is this?" [He fishes in the muck.] "A ladle? Oh my. IT'S A TUB OF GRAVY!"

[Nat shows up.]

Nat: "Double D are you in here?" [She goes to the bathroom]

Edd: "Nat thank goodness your here! Please help me!"

[Nat grabs Edd's hands and pulls him out of the tub.]

Nat: "C'mon let's get you cleaned up."

[Nat and Edd leave Ed's room.]

[Eddy bursts into Edd's house and slams the door on Kevin.]

Kevin: "Get outta Double D's house!" [Eddy runs upstairs, and Kevin opens the door.] "Get out here and take your lumps."

[Eddy finds his way into Edd's room and locks the door.]

Eddy: "Bingo."

Kevin: [pounding on the door] "Open this door!"

Eddy: "Sucker!"

Kevin: "That's it, I'm gonna count to three–"

Eddy: "Don't bust an artery, Einstein."

[Suddenly, an alarm begins to blare, and the room strobes with a red light. A recording of Edd's voice is heard.]

Recording: "You have invaded my personal space. Do not touch anything and leave via the designated exit."

[An Exit sign over the door is flashing. The lock on the door unlocks itself, and the door swings open to reveal a triumphant, viciously happy Kevin.]

Recording: "Watch your step on the way out and have a nice day!"

Kevin: [pounding his fist into his palm] "Oh, you can count on it." [He chuckles evilly.]

Eddy: [frightened, while mimicking Edd one last time] "Oh dear. Pain."

Jonny: [laughing] "Boy, Eddy. We can't tell that truth to anyone now, can we?" [Plank is dressed in Eddy's clothes. From the top of the board, three straws stick up.] "Right, Ed? Whoops! I mean, Plank!" [Ed is in his underwear, pretending to be Plank.] "What's that, Eddy? Woo, hoo! What a potty mouth!" [Jonny laughs.]