Nova:

"Now who do I eat first."

"Kinky~" Goku said, but his face confused. The Supreme Kai, and Francsis looked horrified.

"Ignore him. He's an idiot." Vegeta said, with you noddung along.

"Goku stay innocent." Francsis said, obviously wanting to keep Goku as adorably cute for as long as he can.

Before he took his innocence. Karma said.

"NO BAD KARMA!!!!! QUIT PUTTING IDEAS IN MY HEAD!!!!" He said and sprayed her with a water bottle, and by her that also meant Vegeta. Before he could snap his neck, Goku got infront of Francsis protecting, baring his teeth at Vegeta.

He's becoming a man!!!! You and Vegeta said together.

"But this guy over here isn't smart either, I mean you think you can take me?"

"Wait that's Yakkon don't underestimate him!"

And with him rudely distracting you from your concentration, he tried punching you with his long arms, but you dodged before it could hit. He took off after you, making a kick. You looked down to see a cut on your gi. The Supreme Kai looked stunned, and frightened at you calm demeanor.

"I've been through worse." You said lucky that you didn't feel any pain, it was just your clothes that suffered damage.

"He's big, but he's fast!"

"We must fight together!!!"

"It's okay my Aunt can handle this on her own." He still looked scared, keep him that way it's fun.

"Marvel comics be damned huh?" You said as you noted his claws now visible to see.

Good work Yakkon! I knew I could count on you! You can kill then all except the Supreme Kai. Take their energy! Then Boo will retuen to us. To end it quickly I'll send you to your favorite place-

"Drumroll please!!!"

I beg your pardon madam?

"Couldn't help it." You said and shrugged, a smug smile on your face.

-THE DARK PLANET!!!

"Badump-bing!" You mimicked the sound of a drum. Then you weren't in the same ship anymore.

Guys I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!

What does Kansas have to do with this? Goku and Vegeta said.

Uncultured swines!

"I can't see anything." Goku said.

"But I can see you."

You didn't need to worry as your eyes adjusted to the dark faster than a human's. But then you've meditated with Piccolo a million times, you can feel the slightest of his ki and movements through the air. As you dodged his attacks gracefully. You saw the outlines of his shocked face.

"I'm smart, unlike those two-"

"HEY!!!"

"As I was saying, I can feel and sense you movements by the tiny air currents around me. Besides I can light up like I glowstick if I please!" You said and went Super Saiyan.

Are your breasts bigger in Super Saiyan, than they normally were in Super Saiyan. Karma asked, probably the only one who noticed.

Daddy likes an ample chest~ You said and licked you lips, thinking of Piccolo's hands on your...suddenly your hair went normal. You seen the thing swallow something.

"YAKKON CONSUMES LIGHT ENERGY!!!" No shit sherlock.

"That was delicious. That was the best I've ever had."

"Thanks I get that a lot."

"Don't go Super Saiyan Nova!!!"

"He eats light energy!!!"

"NO SHIT SHERLOCKS!!!!" You yelled back at those two, resulting to those two sheepishly rubbing the back of their heads. The Son way of reacting.

"I'd love another helping if you'd oblige."

"Okay take my light!!!"

"What is she doing?"

"Nova if we fight together you won't have to go Super Saiyan." It was sweet of your nefew to want to help you but...

"Nah I'm good, thanks!"

"I don't think that was a suggestion."

"Hooray for morons!!! I'm gonna eat my fill." And those words right along with apperently my delicious light.

"SHE IS BEING STUPID!!! WHY DO YOU ALL INSIST ON FIGHTING ALONE THIS ISN'T A GAME!!!!"

No. She is not stupid. She must have a plan." Vegeta said making you feel loved.

"Aww Vegeta!"

"Shut up and do your thing!!!!"

So he started eating your light, taking more and more. Super Saiyan Two, taking a little bit more light. And then he exploded, by your delicious light.

Hey Nimbus?

Yeah?

Can you and Piccolo answer a question for me when he's unstoned?

Yeah what is it?

Is my light delicious? She probably left from how stupid of a question it was.

Nimbus:

You were looking up on the laptop what light tastes like.

Peggy?

Yeah?

What does light taste like?

Are you high again because if we remember what happened last time...

NOT HIGH...a little hot and bothered...BUT NOT HIGH!!!!

Oh right because you have a dick, and a vagina. And for some reason have breasts.

I hope you get laid when you get home, absolutely hammered.

You're perfect for those two if you keep talking to me like that.

I've been looking at this fight and I have an idea. Vegeta, Nova, Francsis, Goku, and Karma I need your help.

What you need sweetie?

She needs your head inbetween her tits!

KARMA, VEGETA NOT THE TIME!!!!!

Wouldn't that be bad for her breathing?

Goku...

Francsis you tell em'

Why?

EVRYBODY SHUT UP AND LET MY WOMAN SPEAK!!!!! You almost shoved a hand up your dress when you felt the presence of five children.

You guys are now in the mind link...but after this for adult reasons your getting kicked out...Not anything personal, you can come back when you're fourteen thought.

Hi mom!

Hey!

What happened to dad?

Well you heard right?

Yeah.

And you heard not to touch him right?

Doesn't he regerate though.

BE CAREFUL WITH HIM REGARDLESS!!!!!

Is it true we get three moms now? The one named Lilah addressed.

Yep she's part of us now.

Cool.

Nice.

I thought you'd be mad that I ruined your lives.

You make our parents happy, and we like you so why would we be like that.

You guys are a weird ass family.

Hey guys Gohan won't last longer...

Oh yeah...Karma has actual bottled evil with her in her pocket.

Why?

She drained it out of you in the middle of the night, without taking your personality. And for the record a Saiyan woman would do the same thing, don't say they wouldn't.

Why are you giving it back we like, not evil Vegeta!

Shut it Kakarot.

Anyway Karma can get it, hold the bottle while she's in his body, and viola, Vegeta still has evil contained in his heart without it being in his heart. You felt a little proud at your idea.

So with that we can play Bobbidi this whole time. Fooling some other people in the process...but that also adds to the deception. Nova also interjects adding on to the idea.

And Vegeta can use the excuse of Karma, Trunks and the whole Earth and everyone else in it, turning him soft. Your son also interjects.

And him relishing in evil and Goku can do what he does best, fight and piss off Vegeta. And your daughter too.

Wow this is what you guys came up with in five mintues?

Also why would Karma carry it around?

I was planning on burring it, with a box of other things, a box that cannot be opened unless of a magical people.

With the dagger. Nova said, you'd ask about that later, but now you pictured Nova with a dagger...it was borderline cute and hot at the same time.

HEY HEY HEY!!!! FOCUS!!!! Vegeta bringing you back before you dragged yourself to a hole you won't get out of without therapeutical help.

Thanks Vegeta, now you have to act like Karma pisses you off.

She does.

That you don't care about her.

I don't.

Whether she lives or dies.

Trick question, unkillable.

Whether your son lives or dies.

Piccolo and the others will take care of him.

Whether whatever will come out of that shell will tourment them in such pain and tourture that they'll suffer major pycholoical damage.

...

Vegeta you there.

I will kill that son of a bitch with no mercy if he puts one hand on them. He said slow and full of anger.

But can you act like you don't care.

Sure no problem!

Vegeta my a-

KARMA THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!!!!!! You and Nova said horrified.

Goku can you do something for me?

Sure, Francsis anything!

Well your fight is something that is unavoidable.

Damn straight!

Since the Supreme Kai is all knowing of things, make sure you keep telling Vegeta that he cares about his family.

But he does.

We're adding to the illusion. Francsis said with no strain in his voice, pure kindness. Nothing like Chi-Chi at all. At this point you quit prjecting your thoughts to the link. Francsis is the only one who'll never be frustrated with Goku. Because Francsis has taken a liking to Goku that he can't describe without being flustered. It's been that way ever since he invertedly met him. Obviously keeping it pushed down so Piccolo wouldn't know.

Speaking of illusion we're going to create the illusion of Vegeta killing at the tournament.

How? Everyone on the line asked.

First move the innocents that will be could've been harmed. That parts already been done, secondly put illusions of people to where Vegeta will throw a ki blast to the left. And then in the back more illusions of people where Goku will 'slip up' and that blast invertedly kills other people. And the plan will carry on with Goku and Vegeta fighting, it might get Boo to full power, but we need to lead Bobbidi to a false since of security. And Vegeta you'll know the moment when to stop, kill Bobbidi and finish this for good. And Goku don't worry they aren't real so please don't feel guilty about the possible blood on your hands.

Okay, thanks Franny!

Don't simp, don't simp, don't simp.

What's that?

SHIT MOTHERFUCKING WHORE!!!!

And that's also why the Supreme Kai isn't allowed in this plan, or the group chat enterly.