The FNaF Show is 5 Years Old! The first episode came on November 23rd, 2015.
The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
S3 E8a: Crafty Cooks
Written By: mmdestroyer973
The boys sat down in the living room.
"Soo hungry..." Bonnie laid down on the ground and rolled around.
"Dude, I'm going to die..." Foxy said.
"Good! Can I take your stuff?" Freddy asked.
"I'm going to eat you, Freddy," Foxy said.
"Do it," Freddy said. "Nobody eats other people."
*BITE!*
"AAAAAAA!" Freddy jumped out of the couch.
*BITE!*
"CHILL!" Freddy ran around.
"UHUHUGHUGHUHG..." Foxy crawled on the ground and chased Freddy.
Freddy threw a book at Foxy.
*BONK!*
Foxy stopped. "Ow..." He rubbed his face.
*SNIFF!* *SNIFF!*
"Do you guys smell that?" Bonnie lifted his head off the carpet. "It smells good."
"Your breath?" That doesn't smell good." Foxy said.
"HA!" Freddy laughed. "BURNED!"
"MMMMMMM!" Bonnie magically rose in the air and floated in the kitchen.
"Whoa!" How is he floating, Foxy?" Freddy asked.
Foxy got up.
*SNIFF!* *SNIFF!*
Foxy smelled the air. "MMMMMM!" Foxy magically floated in the kitchen too.
*SNIFF!* *SNIFF!**SNIFF!* *SNIFF!*
Freddy kept smelling the air, but he didn't float in the air.
"I got it!" Freddy said. Freddy threw a LEGO on the ground. Freddy jumped on it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Freddy jumped in the air because he got hurt. "Hey, I'm floating now!"
*BANG!*
"AAAAAAAAA!" Freddy lost the ability to float and he fell FACE FLAT on the LEGO.
"Chica is that you?" Bonnie said. "You smell good, as always."
"Oh, thanks, Bonnie!" Chica blushed.
"Hot and Strong!" Bonnie whispered to Foxy.
Foxy hissed his teeth.
Chica opened the oven. Steam floated in the kitchen.
"WHOAAAA!" Foxy and Bonnie saw heaven.
"Come in." The angel said. The angel opened a door that read: "Heaven".
"WHOAAAAA!" Foxy and Bonnie shouted together.
Chica pulled a tray of food out of the oven. The boys stopped dreaming. In the tray were little balls of dough.
"What is this?" Bonnie asked.
"These are called 'PIE POPS!'" Chica shouted.
"Pie pops?" Bonnie asked. "Sounds ridiculous."
Freddy walked into the kitchen. "Guys, I keep trying to float, but I can't. You guys suck."
Freddy saw the tray of food. "OOH, snacks!"
Freddy picked up one of the Pie Pops and bit half of it.
"WHOA!" Freddy showed them the bit Pie Pop.
It turns out that the Pie Pops were jelly-filled pastries. The jelly was flavored any pie flavor.
"This one's cherry!" Freddy ate it.
*SLURP!*
"HA!" Foxy laughed. "It can't be that good. Besides, she made them ALL cherry."
"Are you sure about that?" Chica asked.
"Don't make fun of John Cena." Foxy bit the Pie Pop and chewed.
"John Cena sucks," Bonnie said. "He tries so hard to be strong like me."
"Huh," Foxy said. "This one's grape."
"Really!" Bonnie shouted. "What other flavors do you got?"
"You have." Chica corrected him. "Not you got."
"Yeah, who cares." Bonnie grabbed a random one.
Chica hissed her teeth.
"That's MY line!" Foxy went up in Chica's face.
"So?" Chica said. "Bonnie does that too, and you don't do anything."
"Your point being?"
"You're scared to confront Bonnie," Chica said. "You just let him do supposedly your thing."
"Dang," Foxy said. "You're so smart. And cute too."
"Thanks!" Chica blushed and played with her hair.
Bonnie turned around and hissed his teeth. Freddy looked at his watch, pretending not to pay attention.
Bonnie ate the Pie Pop. "Wow!" This one's Apple!"
"Oh my god! I never had apple pie before! Oh my!" Foxy said sarcastically, to make fun of Bonnie.
Bonnie pouted at him.
"I love these pie pops!" Freddy licked his fingers. "How did you get the idea?"
"I don't know. When I think of something to make, I just sit down, relax, and something pops into my head." Chica said.
"Get it?" Freddy said. "Something POPS into her head! HAHA!"
[Audience Laughs]
"At least they get it." Freddy pointed to the audience.
"That's what I do when I'm thinking of something to write my essay about," Bonnie said. "And it doesn't work."
"Because you're dumb," Foxy said.
Bonnie pinched Foxy.
"I wanna make stuff like that," Freddy said.
"And the thing is, it's not just Jelly inside of dough, it actually has some special taste or something. It gives it...variety."
"I LOVE VARIETY," Fred said.
"When did you get here?" Bonnie asked.
"Don't ask," Fred said. "Also, I did not take any Pie Pops."
Chica looked at the tray. There was one Pie Pop left.
"FRED!" Chica chased him.
*CRACK!*
Fred jumped out of the window.
"AAAAA!" Fred screamed outside. "GLASS IN MY EYE! GLASS IN MY EYE!"
Fred threw the Pie Pops in the air, and stopped, dropped, and rolled on the ground. Team Fazbear's neighbor was setting up mouse traps outside his house.
"There we go! All I need now is bait, to catch those pesky rodents." He wiped some sweat off of his forehead. "If only bait falls out of the sky..."
*SPLAT!* *SPLAT!*
The pie pops fell all over him.
"My perfect overalls!" He screamed. "Well, at least I got some bait."
*POP!* *POP!*
Rats appeared. And boy, they looked hungry. The rats pulled out knives and forks.
"Okay, before you guys get me, can you give me a 5-second headstart?" he asked.
The rat nodded, and put up 5 fingers, to countdown.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He ran down the block.
The rat instantly went from 5 fingers to 1 finger, and then they all started chasing him.
"I said 5 SECONDS, NOT ONE!" He screamed, and the rats inserted the knives and forks in his butt.
"Yee-HAW!" he ran on the street as the rats chased after.
LATER...
Chica and the boys were in the living room. The boys sat at a large table, and Chica stood at a small table. There was a third table with ingredients.
"Welcome, to Chica's Cooking Class!" Chica spread her arms out and it made a rainbow.
"WHOAA!" The boys stared at the rainbow and their eyes sparkled.
"Today, I'm going to teach you how to become a professional baker, like me of course." Chica played with her hair.
"I can't believe I have to do this too." Fred folded his arms.
"Don't worry Fred, we all have to deal with Chica's annoying-self," Foxy told him.
"Hey!" She shouted. "Don't you call me annoying, because I'm the one who's teaching y'all how to cook!"
"Fine." Foxy folded his arms and rolled his eyes.
"Alright, let's startup with the easiest things to bake: Pastries."
"I thought the bread was the easiest," Bonnie said.
"You can't talk in my class until I say you can talk," Chica said.
"This is a class, not court Chica," Foxy said.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" Chica screamed and stamped her foot.
"HA!" laughed Foxy. "She mad!"
Fred physically zipped Foxy's mouth shut.
"For this example, we're going to make Peanut Butter cookies." Chica showed them a physical picture of the cookie. It looked like a normal sugar cookie, but it was very brown and it had swirled peanut butter on the top. It also had some white powder on top.
"That looks good!" Freddy grabbed the picture and put it in his mouth. "AAAH." Freddy rubbed his stomach.
"Now, watch and LEARN," Chica said.
"I'm bad at that." Foxy put on glasses.
Chica pulled out a bowl and a wooden spoon. Chica grabbed a package of flour.
"How much flour do you put?" Bonnie asked.
"I said WATCH and LEARN," Chica told him.
"So?"
"Did I say you could talk?" Chica asked.
"No."
"Exactly. You WATCH, Bonnie."
"Why are you being so sassy?" Fred asked. "You're acting like a different person."
"Do you want me to stop teaching you guys because I will!" Chica put her hands on her hips.
"Fred, you should stop," Freddy said. "I really want to learn how to bake just like Chica."
"Well, you're basically learning how to burn food," Fred said.
"OH SNAP!" Foxy screamed. "It's getting hot in here because someone just got BURNED!"
Random people stuck their heads out in the most ridiculous places, like the window, the TV screen, the carpet, etc.
"OH SNAP! SOMEONE JUST GOT BURNED!" The people shouted and then they disappeared.
Chica went red. Fred wiped the dust from his shoulders and smiled at her.
"AAAAAAAAAA!" Chica grabbed a plate and threw it out the window like a frisbee.
"Phew!" Their neighbor wiped the sweat from his face. "I managed to escape those mice! Now, I have to pick up these mousetraps and reset them."
He bent down to pick up a mousetrap.
*ZOOM!*
The plate Chica flew went above him.
"That was close! That plate almost hit me!" their neighbor said.
*BANG!* *CRACK!*
The plate magically came back for some reason, and it hit him.
"OWW!" He fell down.
"Fred, I don't think you are suitable for this class." Chica folded her arms.
"I know." Fred got up and knocked down his chair. "Later, Mrs. Sassypants."
Fred punched a hole in the basement door and went down.
"Better leave, you little...ugh." She sighed. "Let's just get this over with. And before you start making the batter, always preheat the oven to 300 degrees Farenheight. Anyway, let's start."
Chica dumped flour into a measuring cup. The flour went over the "1 CUP" line. Chica dumped a little out, and it aligned with the "1 CUP" line. Chica dumped the flour in. Chica grabbed a tablespoon of baking soda and baking powder, an egg, 3 tablespoons of sugar and milk, and 5 tablespoons of peanut butter.
"Gross," Freddy said, looking at all of the ingredients.
Chica grabbed an electronic mixer and mixed the ingredients.
"So what's the point of the wooden spoon?" Foxy asked.
"Save questions at the end," Chica said.
"What kind of class is this? You should be able to talk while she's showing us how to do it!" Foxy whispered to Bonnie and Freddy.
"I know," Freddy said. "Chica's dumb."
Chica was done mixing the ingredients and she created a dough. Chica used a wooden roller to flatten it out, and then she used a cookie cutter to cut it out. The cookie-cutter was square-shaped.
"The cookies are supposed to be circular," Bonnie told her.
"If you guys talk one more time, I'm done," Chica told them.
Foxy silently hissed his teeth. Chica made several cookies, grabbed a pan, sprayed cooking oil on the pan, and threw the pan in the oven.
"There," Chica said. She took off her oven mitts. "Well, we're done!"
"But it's not done baking," Freddy said. Chica ignored him.
"So, can we ask questions, NOW?" Bonnie asked, in annoyance.
"AAAAAA!" Foxy shouted, and jumped on the table. "I had it with you, Chica! This is the worst day of my life!"
Chica turned around. "You GUYS are the ones that wanted this anyway!" She yelled. "And now you hate me for giving you what you want?"
"Because you managed to piss us off in every way possible!" screamed Foxy. "Oh yeah, remember when I said when you were smart and cute?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I TAKE IT BACK!" Foxy jumped off of the table. "I'm out of here, adios amigo!" Foxy left. "Man, my French is on point!"
Freddy and Bonnie were left at the table. They sat there.
"So, do you guys want to finally know how to-" Chica spoke?
*POOF!*
Freddy and Bonnie vanished out of nowhere.
"Why did I even bother." Chica facepalmed. She sat on the kitchen floor.
The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
S3 E8b: The Queen Witch Returns
Written By: mmdestroyer973
"And, DONE!" Freddy was setting up a glass cabinet in the living room.
"How's the cabinet?" Fred asked, taking a sip of his glass.
"Feels, sturdy." Freddy gave it a little shook. "It's pretty good!" Freddy bent down and picked up a box, with a bunch of items inside. "I saved all these special things from the attic to put on it."
"Cool!" Fred left.
"LALALA!" Freddy sang as he put items into the cabinet. Foxy and Bonnie came.
"Hey!" Bonnie looked at one of the items that were in the box. "My gymnastics trophy from high school!" He picked up another item. "My track trophy!"
"What's the matter?" Freddy asked.
"Oh nothing, It's just a long while since I saw those. Time flies, man."
"Heh, something we all can agree on." Foxy chuckled.
"Hey, you guys wanna help?" asked Freddy.
"Sure!" They all came to help Freddy.
Bonnie picked up something. It appeared to be a ball of dust. "You should really dust these out before you put them in the cabinet!" Bonnie blew on the dust. "Hey, this is my rubber band ball!" Bonnie bounced the ball with his feet and kept it in the air.
"Cool!" Freddy said, giving him a thumbs-up.
"What's going on?" Chica arrived.
"We're putting things on our new cabinet!" Freddy said, showing her cabinet.
Chica bent down in the box to look for things. "Wow, my volleyball trophy from the gym! They called me the queen of volleyball back then. I excelled at serving up victories."
"Yeah, but you don't excel at serving up food." Foxy nudged her. "Heh heh."
Chica nudged him back, but hard.
"Ow."
"Ew, what's this?" Bonnie picked up another thing. It was an orange perfume bottle.
"Oh, I know what that is." Freddy took it from him and got a good look at it. "This is that weird perfume that we sprayed in the attic, and it caused some stupid witch to come. That was like a whole year ago, dude."
"Oh, I remember that," Foxy said on the couch. "It smells like rotten butts."
"How do you know what rotten butts smell like?" Chica asked.
"You don't want to know," replied Foxy.
"Well, let's just put this perfume in the cabinet, I can't find any other place for it." Freddy put it in the cabinet. "Let's hurry up because the plumber is coming soon to fix the water in the basement."
"Hey, do you often wonder what happened to her?" Bonnie asked.
"Ew, why?" Foxy scratched his head. "She smelled like rotten-"
"Okay, we get it!" everyone shouted to him.
MEANWHILE ON MARS...
The queen witch was on mars. She sat on a chair and watched the Martians do work. The Martians were giant green blobs, and they could multiply by splitting apart.
"Queen Witch." A Martian slithered towards her. "The catapult is almost ready."
"YES!" The queen witch thrusted her arm downwards in excitement. "I will get my revenge on team rotten bear! Or, whatever their name was."
"Care for some asteroid cake?" The martian handed a glowing red cake to the queen witch. She swiped it from him and ate it in one bite.
*CRUNCH!*
"It could use a little less crunch. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!" She shouted, pointing to the catapult.
"It's ready." the martian said.
"Huh?"
"I said it's ready!" The martian pointed to it. The other Martians moved out of the way so the queen could see it clearly.
"Hmm, it does look legitimate." The queen witch squinted her eyes. "But I want someone to test it first. Who volunteers?"
None of the Martians raised their hands.
"YOU!" The queen witch grabbed a random martian, put him on the catapult, and launched him.
*ZOOM!*
"I HAVE FOUR KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!" The martian screamed. His voice got quieter and quieter as he flew away.
"YES!" The queen witch was excited that it was working. She jumped on the catapult. "Team RottenBear, this is the last straw! Hit it!"
One of the martian's launched the queen witch. "YESS!" She flew to Earth.
ONE WITCH FLOWN TO EARTH LATER...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The queen witch fell to the earth.
*THUD!*
She fell on the concrete. "Uhhhh..." She got up and dusted herself off. "YES!" The Queen Witch saw Team Fazbear's hideout a couple of feet from her. "That was almost too easy!" The queen witch walked towards the door to barge right in, but then, she backed off. "NO!" She shrieked. I can't just barge right in there, they'll just beat me up! I'm going to need a disguise."
The queen witch saw a man walk towards the hideout. "GAH!" She jumped into a bush to hide from him.
*DING DONG!*
The man rang the doorbell. He wore a gray polo, gray pants, brown dress shoes, and a cap. He was holding two large toolboxes. He rang the doorbell again. "Hurry up already, my lunch break is at 3."
"YES!" The queen witch said in the bush. "Team Fazbear probably knows that guy. I'll just have to pose as him!" The queen witch jumped out of the bush, in front of the man.
"GAH!" The man jumped. "A wizard!"
"I'M A WITCH!" The queen witch hollered. "The Queen Witch! And I hope you have some lemonade!"
"Uh, w-why?" The man asked. He was shivering and sweating down his face.
"Cuz' I got ice!" The queen witch let out her hands to make a freeze spell.
*FREEZE!*
The queen witch froze the man. She threw him into the bush she was in, and she jumped right after.
2 SECONDS LATER...
The queen witch jumped out with HIS uniform on. "HAHA!" the queen witch laughed. "Sandra, you're a genius! Now, I can walk in, and take the spiritual jewel!" She put her hair into a bun and concealed it under the cap.
*DING DONG!*
The queen witch rang the doorbell. She picked up the toolboxes that the man had. Freddy opened the door.
"Oh! The plumber!" Freddy said, looking out. "Come inside."
"So far, so good!" The queen witch thought to herself as she walked in.
"Hi!" Chica, Bonnie, and Foxy greeted inside of the living room. Foxy was confused. He went to the queen witch and squinted his eyes in suspicion. "You don't look like the usual plumber." Foxy stepped back and folded his arms.
"Umm, he took a day off today." The queen witch deepened her voice.
"You sure?" Foxy walked close to her and squinted his eyes again.
"Foxy, leave him alone." Freddy pushed Foxy away. "Here, the basement is down here." Freddy walked the queen witch to the basement.
The queen witch remembered that the spiritual jewel was in the attic. "Wait!" She shouted.
"Huh?" they all turned around.
"I have to stop by the attic first!" The queen witch shouted out.
"Why?" asked Chica. "The pipes are in the basement."
"Um, I need to install new ones in the attic! Yeah! New pipes!" The queen witch was very nervous and she began to sweat.
"Oh, okay," Freddy said. "When you go upstairs their should be a little string on the ceiling there. Pull the string, and it will reveal the stairs to the attic."
"Thank you!" The queen witch said. She began to walk upstairs, but then Freddy called her again.
"Hey!" Freddy called.
"WHAT YOU LITTLE RASCAL?!" she shouted. "I mean, yes?"
"Can you bring this box up to the attic while you're heading there?" Freddy handed the box to her before she could even say a word. "Sorry, our place is in a little mess."
The queen witch struggled to even hold up the box. "Ugh, okay! Gosh, why is this so HEAVY?!"
2 MINUTES LATER...
The queen witch finally made it upstairs. "Phew!" She cracked her back. She pulled the trying on the ceiling which let the stairs to the attic be revealed. "AAAGGH!" She struggled to carry the box.
*THUD!*
They threw the box on the floor in the attic. "What is in this junk anyway?" She used her index finger to make a laser beam. She cut the box in half. What was in the box? A BOMB, BOY!
"AAAAAAAAA!" The queen witch screamed. The bomb was ignited due to her laser.
*BANG!*
Fireballs flew out of the basement at the speed of sound.
*COUGH!**COUGH!**COUGH!*
The queen witch coughed. She was covered in ashes. "Well, nobody said I wasn't getting out of here unscathed," she said, looking at the viewers.
"What the butt was that?" asked Fred, who was in the kitchen making a sandwich.
"Oh, that's the plumber," Bonnie told Fred. "He's adding pipes to the attic."
"Uh, shouldn't he be in the basement?"
"No, he said he was going to the attic," Freddy told Fred, stepping in the conversation.
"That sounds fishy. We literally called the plumbing company to fix the basement pipes, why is the plumber in the attic?" Fred was very suspicious.
"Fred, just leave him alone." Freddy got a little annoyed. "I'm sure he knows what he's doing."
"I'm checking on him." Fred turned to the stairs.
"I swear something's always up with Fred," Freddy said to Bonnie. Bonnie nodded and watched Fred go upstairs.
Foxy walked out of the bathroom. "Why isn't the water working?"
"Have you been living under a rock?" Bonnie asked.
"We turned it off because the plumber is working," Chica answered Foxy's question to prevent the conversation from getting long. "Here, use this, since there's no water." Chica handed a bottle of hand sanitizer to Foxy.
"No thanks, I'm good, lass." Foxy walked off into the living room, with a big happy smirk on his face. He swung his arms as he walked.
The queen witch was rummaging through boxes in the attic. "Where is that spiritual jewel?" she asked herself.
"Hey, plumber!" she heard a call.
"Gah!" The queen witch rapidly turned around. She fixed her hat and buttoned up the polo shirt rapidly.
"Yo!" Fred entered the attic. "What's going on up here!" Fred observed that the attic was covered in ashes. Some wood planks on the floor were bent up. "Bro!" Fred shouted.
"Heh..." the queen witch chuckled nervously. "I was going to put the pipe right here!" She pointed to a hole in the attic floor, which was caused by the explosion. "That's why I put a hole here!"
"Yeah, sure." Fred folded his arms. "And what is up with you? We paid for the basement pipes to be repaired, and you're here in the attic? We didn't even pay for this!"
"Uh, don't worry, it's free of charge!" The queen witch smiled nervously and shrugged her shoulders.
"Okay." Fred squinted. "But I got my eyes on you." Fred left.
"Phew!" The Witch continued to look through boxes.
11.1 MINUTES LATER...
The queen witch was STILL searching for the jewel. She realized something. "I know, those idiots think I'm stupid! They obviously MOVED the DAMN jewel!" The queen witch stamped her feet.
*CRUMBLE!*
She broke more wood planks on the floor by accident.
*FREEZE!*
The queen witch nervously whistled and used a freeze spell to fill up the hole. "That won't last for a while, but whatever." She ran out of the attic and walked downstairs. "Where could they put that jewel? This house is big—the thing could be anywhere!" She arrived at the bottom of the stairs, in the middle of the kitchen and the living room. "I hope that tall handsome dude isn't here. He's sus of me." She tip-toed to the closet, which was at the entrance of the house, but Chica had spotted her.
"Oh, plumber!" Chica called.
"UGH!" The queen witch grunted. She knew Chica saw her and went into the kitchen to where she was.
"Hey, you have been working for quite a while, so I decided to give you a little snack. Come sit down." Chica pointed to the kitchen table. There was a plate of Pie pops on the table, and an empty glass. Chica poured some orange juice.
"Uhh, I am really not hung-"
"Oh, cut it out!" Chica grabbed one of the pie pops and shoved it in the queen witch's mouth. The queen witch chewed on the pie pop, but then she realized something about its taste.
"RASPBERRY!" The queen witch shouted, and she rapidly got up from the table.
*POP!**POP!**POP!**POP!*
Lots of acne and rashes appeared on her face. "AAAAAAA!" She screamed.
*SPIT!**SPIT!**SPIT!*
She spit out the pie pops into the garbage.
"Yeah, her cooking isn't all that great." Foxy entered the kitchen.
"I'm right here you know!" Chica put her hands on her hips.
"Here, have some chips." He opened a bag of SALTEEZ Chips and shoved them into the witch's mouth.
"SALT!" The queen witch screamed. Witches were very sensitive to salt. Her skin got all wrinkly and dry up. "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" She raced out of the kitchen.
"Maybe the lass isn't hungry," Foxy told Chica. Chica frowned at him.
The queen witch raced up the stairs. She put her hand on her chest and heavily panted. "They're trying to kill me! It's like they know I'm the queen witch, but they act oblivious on purpose!"
Bonnie exited the upstairs bedroom, and he saw her. "Oh my gosh! You look terrible! What happened?"
"I'm allergi-"
"An allergy, huh? I got the solution!" Bonnie grabbed the witch's arm and dragged her into the bathroom before she could even say anything. Tears ran down her eye, as she was in pure torture.
Bonnie put the toilet cover on the toilet and put the witch to sit on it. He rummaged through the medicine cabinet and pulled out a bunch of cream and moisturizers.
*SQUIRT*
He squirted all of them into his hand. "Be careful, this might burn a little bit."
*SPLAT!*
The camera zoomed out to show the entire hideout. "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" The screen shook violently as the witch screamed. Bonnie left the bathroom and observed the rashes and bumps.
"There, you look better already!" Bonnie said.
*SIZZLE!**SIZZLE!**SIZZLE!*
The cream and moisturizers burnt very badly.
"Also, you should take one of these." Bonnie showed her a bottle of pills.
"Are...you...OUT OF YOUR MIND!" The queen witch shouted. Her voice was a little muffled because of the rashes.
"Oh, silly me!" Bonnie rolled his eyes. "I should get you a bottle of water to help you swallow it."
"WHAT?!"
Bonnie came back quickly with a gallon bottle of water. He stepped on the witch's foot, which permanently opened her mouth, like a garbage bin. He dumped ELEVEN pills into the queen witch's mouth, followed by the gallon of water. He stepped on her foot which closed her mouth. "Your welcome!" Bonnie just left.
The queen witch stood there with her mouth closed, and foam slowly leaked through. She shook for three seconds and then-
*BLAST!*
Foam blasted out of her mouth, causing her to shoot downstairs. She landed on the living room floor.
"Uhhh..." She laid on the floor. Foam came out of her mouth, and she let out two loud raspy coughs.
*COUGH!**COUGH!*
"How you doing, plumber?" Freddy asked, who was sitting on the sofa on his phone.
"H-hurt..." she mumbled. "AAAAAA!" She cried and tears ran down her face.
"Don't worry, I'm sure you're almost finished, and you'll get out of here soon." Freddy patted her on the head and then he left.
"This is a nightmare!" The queen witch wiped away her tears. "Huh?"
The queen witch looked up. Next to her, was the cabinet that Freddy had just set up. But there was something in the cabinet that caught her attention. It was the perfume! She rapidly got up in excitement.
"HAH HA!" The queen witch did a dance. "YES! The spiritual jewel is right here!" She tried to open the cabinet, but it didn't work. There was a small keyhole on the door. "One of them has to have the key for this!" she ran into the kitchen.
"Hmmm!" Chica hummed as she cut vegetables for soup.
"You're cutting them incorrectly," Bonnie told her.
"If you talk again, I'm cutting you." Chica pointed the instrument that she was holding to Bonnie.
"My bad!" He shrugged.
"Excuse me, Chico?" the witch arrived.
"It's Chica."
"Yeah, whatever. Do you know that little cabinet in the living room? Do you know if you have the key for it anywhere by chance?"
"Oh, I don't know, maybe ask Freddy." Chica returned to her work.
"Uhh..." the witch got nervous. She did not know who was Freddy. She turned to Bonnie—who was sitting there in the kitchen. "Hi, Freddy?"
"Uh, dude. I'm not Freddy." Bonnie angrily looked at her.
"Oh, right!" She left the kitchen in nervousness.
"What happened to his face anyway?" Bonnie asked Chica. "I had to give her some face cream."
Chica turned to Bonnie, pointing the sharp instrument to him. "I said no talking!"
"Okay, damn!" He put his hands up.
The witch went back into the living room. "I really hope that tall, handsome man isn't Freddy," she said to herself.
Freddy came from upstairs, and he had his wireless earbuds in his ears. "Hey, what's your name?" she tapped on his shoulder.
"Uh, I'm Freddy." Freddy got suspicious. He put his earbuds in their respective case and put them in his pocket.
"Do you have the key for that cabinet?" the witch pointed.
"Sure, it's in my backpa-" Freddy turned to go get his backpack, but he stopped. "Why do you want it?"
"Uh, I just...umm..."
Freddy stared at her.
"I just want to look inside of course! You know, I'm a plumber, and I like looking at structures, and decor! Heh! Boy, do I love the decor!" She smiled nervously.
Freddy continued to stare for a couple of seconds. "Okay!" He went to his backpack, which was on the chair. He opened it and took a key out.
"No, that's the front door key." He put it back. "Back door key, garage key, side door key, a spare back door key for some reason, Fred's car keys..." Freddy slowly pulled each individual key out, and put them back in, and it annoyed the witch.
"I know!" Queen witch called. "Why don't you just throw every incorrect key to the side, until the correct one is left!"
Freddy stood there and thought. "Okay!" Freddy proceeded to look, and he threw the incorrect keys behind him. They flew past the queen witch.
"I swear these guys are a bunch of morons!" she rolled her eyes.
"A bowling ball?" Freddy pulled a bowling ball out of his backpack. "How did this get in here?" Freddy threw the bowling ball behind him.
*STRIKE!*
The queen witch got hit. "AAAAAAAAA!"
"IT'S A STRIKE!" a male voice yelled, and the word strike appeared on the screen.
"Fred's dumbells?" Freddy throws those behind him.
*POW!*
"An anvil?" Freddy threw that behind him.
*BANG!*
"Huh, a spare car wheel?" Freddy threw that behind him too!
*VROOM!*
"An airplane? Who put this here?" Freddy literally threw a full-sized airplane behind him.
*POWIE!*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" The queen witch was MAD VERY MAD. She was covered in bandages.
"Don't worry, plumber." Freddy put his hand on the witch's shoulder. "Let's go grab the key from upstairs and you can get into the cabinet." Freddy turned to the stairs.
"AAAAAA!" The queen witch screamed. She had enough with Team Fazbear's nonsense and just punched the glass to the cabinet.
*CRACK!*
"What's going on?" Fred, Chica, Bonnie, and Foxy arrived there, as they heard screaming, glass breaking, and heavy objects being thrown about.
"Huh?" Freddy turned around.
"YES! I GOT IT!" The witch held the perfume in the air.
"Plumber, what's going on here?" Chica asked.
"Don't make us call your supervisor!" Bonnie picked up the landline phone.
"You have a lot of explaining to do, plumber!" Foxy put his hands on his hips.
"OH MY GOO GOO!" the witch had enough. "I'M NOT NO PLUMBER YOU IDIOTS! I'M THE QUEEN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"
"You're the queen witch?" Bonnie asked.
"YES!" She shouted loudly, and you could hear the anger in her voice.
*RIP!*
She tore the disguise off. It was the queen witch!
"AAAAAA!" Team Fazbear screamed. "WITCH!"
"I knew it." Fred sipped his drink and was not surprised at all.
"Well, you better get out of here or we'll kick your butt, lass!" Foxy said, cracking his neck.
"And where's the real plumber?" asked Freddy.
"Ha Ha, It doesn't matter! I already have what I want, and it's right here!" She showed them the perfume. "Later, suckers!"
The queen witch ran into the downstairs bathroom. Witches and wizards could return to the magic kingdom via any toilet! She jumped in the toilet and pressed the handle. "What the?" She pressed it again. "What's wrong with your guys' toilet?" She rapidly pressed the handle in confusion.
"I think you forgot something." someone said. It was the real PLUMBER! "I'm lucky I had a spare uniform."
"Uh oh!" The queen witch realized that the toilet wasn't working BECAUSE of her. "Well, I brought this all on myself."
Team Fazbear and the plumber slowly approached her.
"Wait, you guys! I was just kidding!" The witch chuckled nervously.
*POW!**POW!**POW!**POW!**SWIPE!*
They beat the crap out of her. The queen witch woke up, and she was on a catapult. The entire gang was there, ready to launch her.
"Want to do the honors?" Freddy asked the plumber.
"Indeed!" The plumber pressed the button.
*LAUNCH!*
"I DON'T HAVE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!" The witch screamed. Her voice got quieter and quieter as she flew away.
*THUD!*
She landed on the clouds and cried. "It's not fair! They always cheat! Cheaters I say!"
"What brings you here?" an angel asked.
"Huh?" She opened her eyes. The witch wasn't in the magic kingdom. She was in heaven!
"Well, now that you're here!" the angel pulled out harps.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" The queen witch screamed loudly, that everyone in the entire milky way galaxy heard.
"I guess she wanted to go to hell." The angel shrugged their shoulders and looked at the viewers.
