The Fate of the First Hero of Light
The Original Future Dwarven World's Party are present.
Timothy Smith the young muscular Hume, the Weapons Dealer.
Hungrid Decker the Robotics and Programming adroit.
Doctor Thandall Stand founding member of the Future Technology Research Institute, genius Specialist in Biological Modification and Hume Evolvement Studies. (Uncle Thandal's past self.)
Great Father Houzmas Grimmaker "Homer Grim" Dwarven Warrior and Mechatronics Engineering expert.
Doctor Zeldalyn Travors former Lead Researcher in Cloning Technology. Currently the future Dwarven World's greatest Police Detective.
Loreleia Dominitus Biomechanical War Beast, Esdeath's "Great-Granddaughter".
Geir the Hume, Warchief of the Tulok, Geir the Butcher and the God of Schemes.
The Interloping Friar is tied on a wooden cart.
"NOOOO!, STOPPP PLEASE!"
BAM
"UGHHHH!"
I punch him on his windpipe. He is turning blue, gasping for air.
"Claurilles what did this man do?" asks Timothy Smith.
"He comes from the future. I need you to explain some of his terms to me."
"Geir son why call everyone? I am an engineer could I not have explained most of the terms?"
"These Time Lords are an enemy to all realms. You need to understand what to look for when the appear. Then call for me when you think you have found one of them."
"Claurilles why will you not tell us what they did. To me it looks like you are holding an old man captive." says Doctor Stand
Doctor Thandall they have..." says Great Father Houzmas Grimmaker.
"Great Father." I shake my head side to side. He stays quiet.
"Doctor that you could enter another realm with such ease should be proof enough that he and his cronies are evil."
"EVIL?!" screams Hungrid. "Little man if a person like you calls someone evil. Then they must be even worse than the worst." says Doctor Stand.
"Hahahahahahaha!" Great Father Houzmas is laughing at me. Even through this terrible statement pierces me, my face starts glowing red!
"Claurilles how do we know you are not tricking us? This looks like our world there is nothing different here?"
"YES, CLAURILLES THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! I AM PUTTING YOU UNDER ARREST!" speaks the annoying woman Zeldalyn.
Zeldalyn moves towards me. She has her metal restraints and her hand on her musket. "CLAURILLES DO NOT RESIST!"
"Look over there Zeldalyn."
A dark shape in the sky it is moving with speed toward us. Suddenly a dragon lands near to the villages entrance.
"IS THAT A REAL DRAGON?!" screams Loreleia.
"Yes, Loreleia remember this realm is based on magics. Do not be alarmed at every new thing you see."
"STILL UNCLE GEIR IT IS A REAL DRAGON!"
Two figures wearing yellow parkas move towards the party.
"Zeldalyn prepare yourself."
"Why Claurilles?"
"GEIR!" screams Zelda.
"What is it Miss Hot-Tits?"
"THAT IS NOT MY NAME!" "We found the ingredients."
"Who are these people Claurilles?" says Zeldalyn.
"Zeldalyn meet your counterparts from my world and your worlds past. The thin one's name is Miss Hot-Tits and the superior one is named Sheik."
Zeldalyn falls over.
"ZELDALYN!" screams the party.
"Zeldalyn are you alright?"
"Yes, Doctor Stand I was just shocked that is all wh..."
"Forget about all that nonsense. Sheik did you find my Grandmother?"
"Yes, Esdeath is crushing the Blood Sand Tribe she will be here shortly. Warchief who are these people?"
"WARCHIEF!" screams Hungrid.
"I told you I was the leader of a Tribe."
"Sheik these are my comrades from your world's future."
"I see." She bows and greets them.
"Geir fetch your parka you look ridiculous!" says Zelda.
RIDICULOUS?! My 10,000 rupee custom made suit looks ridiculous!?
"Zelda explain to them our current circumstances."
"Yes, Geir."
I am moving towards the village...
In the distance I see a bloodied yellow parka. It is my Grandmother she waves, I signal to her where everyone is. She starts running no doubt excited to see Loreleia again.
I enter my lodgings I only have one white parka left. There are many new yellow parkas made for me. I have killed so many of these Loyal Nudolfs that stay near our home here in the Misty Peaks. Each time I carve the beast for its parts. The elders take the manes and make new parkas, soon I will have to start selling them.
They can be coloured in a variety of ways. Except the most important one, they cannot be made white! Every member of my Tribe loves the yellow colour. I am the only one thinking back to our snow covered homelands wanting to feel the freezing cold blowing against my face or standing in the middle of a fierce snow storm. Looking proudly at my Tribe blending like specters into the whiteness of the snow.
I sigh deeply
My parka is almost completely destroyed. The many battles taking its tolls. Vivi refuses to try and fix it anymore. At most six more hunts if I am lucky. I put it on I move towards the others.
Short whiles later...
The Interloping Friar is foaming at the mouth ice rods are sticking out of his skull. He has a totally blank stare...
"WHAT DID YOU DO!? I HAD QUESTIONS I WANTED TO ASK!"
"Geir son please calm down. He was about to signal to the other ones to rescue him. We had to act quickly."
"What did you learn?"
"The Friar and his comrades were fighting another Time Lord."
"The Physician What."
I feel lightheaded how could I have missed this opportunity to gain information about these Time Lords.
"We will just have to make another plan to capture another Time Lord. Move I will dispose of the evidence." I extend my hand to freeze and shatter the body.
"Geir son there was more."
"The Physician What! Who would believe that?!"
"Geir this is true I can guarantee it." speaks my Grandmother Esdeath.
"Grandmother if you ask a crazy person questions, you will get crazy answers."
"SHUT UP CLAURILLES AND LISTEN!" screams Zeldalyn.
They explain to me what the Friar had screamed between begging for mercy.
The Friar and a variety of ridiculous peoples and races had battled this Physician What. The "Physician What" would travel through time, to stop others from changing time, trying to stop disasters and evil entities from terrorizing the various worlds. The Physician would change forms over many times.
"Little man this "Physician What" should we not recruit this person to help us?" asks Doctor Stand.
"Yes, that would seem to be the logical thing." says Timothy.
"Let us say this "Physician What" defeats the most evil person on this world. Would that be a good or a bad thing?" I ask.
"OF COURSE IT WOULD BE A GOOD THING! THE PEOPLE WOULD BE FREED..." screams Zeldalyn.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Great Father Houzmas has most likely never laughed so loudly in his hundreds of suncycles long life.
"HOMER WHAT IS WRONG!?" says Uncle Thandall.
My Grandmother also starts laughing.
Short moments later...
"Are you well Homer?"
"Yes, Doctor Stand. Zeldalyn who is the most evil person on this world."
Everyone immediately turns their faces away. As if by the power of a strong lodestone, their heads are forced to turn to face either my Grandmother's or my face.
"I UNDERSTAND SOMETIMES IT IS BETTER NOT TO INTERFERE! WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THAT?" "Definitely." "Well said Zeldalyn." "I also agree." "Yes, absolutely this must be stopped."
"Still little man trying to stop someone from changing time. Would definitely be a good thing."
"Stopping time from being changed. Is the same as changing time."
"Claurilles I do not understand how this can be true?"
"Stopping a great disaster, does not mean the actions that led up to the disaster have changed."
"What do you mean?"
"The same as in your Dwarven Worlds future's time we solved one problem, but others will still keep on coming. The peoples hearts have not changed."
"Yes, Claurilles you are correct..."
"..."
The mood is very grave I have to save this situation. I once read something ridiculous.
"Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" screams Zeldalyn.
"Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much."
I imagine this is how it would look like if a lighting bolt would strike our party in a storm.
Everyone's legs give way and they are rolling on the ground. Laughing hysterically at my inspirational saying. My ears are glowing!
The party has recovered...
"Well forget about all that."
"We will have to set another trap."
Moments later...
"Little man why did you set your trap in this specific time?"
"This is the time that can influence this worlds future the most."
"What do you mean Claurilles?"
"In your time or this worlds future there are no great beasts left."
"Claurilles that is true how did that happen. These monsters are everywhere. Was it a natural catastrophe?"
"Even worse."
"WHAT COULD BE WORSE!" screams Zeldalyn.
"Money."
"Son looks like everywhere we go. We destroy everything with our greed." says Great Father Houzmas.
"Great Father do not misunde..."
Suddenly there is a bright flash...
We look there is a brown cubicle. It is the same as the men used in the future, on work sites to relieve themselves in.
A mature female Hume exits the cubicle.
"Greetings I am Doctor Wh..."
"IT IS THE PHYSICIAN WHAT! ZELDA NOW!"
A large centipede forms outside of the mouths on Zelda's hand's palms.
"EEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII" I scream out of shock.
She does not even need to knead the snot clay anymore. It leaves directly out of those godawful hands.
"Little man what is wrong!"
Short moments later...
The Physician What has a totally blank stare and foam is coming out of her mouth.
"I see what you mean son. They are having fun going on their adventures. Just as we made things worse by trying to fix what is broken."
"Claurilles why would they do these things?" ask Hungrid.
"Hungrid it is vanity. They want to save everyone. Their ways are the only right ones."
"Claurilles I am not sure I understand."
"If the Physician had defeated me many would be saved. I am not fighting to protect everyone. I want to save this world be each and every means. Their minds are too small they cannot understand big plans. The problems of the few are always weighed against the success of the many."
"WHAT?!"
"They find the most pathetic group that cannot fight for themselves. Then fight for them against the wishes of the many or the strong."
"Claurilles but should that not be honourable?"
"Zeldalyn remember my actions in your time's Dwarven World. The Physician would be my enemy, I never fooled myself none of my acts were ever just."
"But they were the right actions."
"TIMOTHY HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!"
"Doctor Travors your successes was built on the corpses and suffering of many innocents."
"Timothy son...""Yes, you are right...""Uncle Geir..."
Again the mood is grave. I read something even more ridiculous than my inspirational saying.
"Do not let yesterday take up too much of today."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY CLAURILLES?!" screams Zeldalyn.
"Do not let yesterday take up too much of today."
Again my comrades laugh at my inspirational saying.
"Geir son we have learned as much as we can. We know what to look out for, I will contact you if we notice something."
"Thank you Great Father."
"Claurilles come visit us please?"
I shake my head side to side.
"Claurilles!" "Goodbye Hungrid."
"Don't worry little girl. There will always be some disaster. We will see him soon enough." says Uncle Thandall.
"UNCLE GEIR!" Loreleia hugs me. "Please come meet my boyfriend."
"BOYFRIEND?! WHAT?! WHO IS THIS?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?"
I feel my forehead is throbbing. My little Loreleia falling victim to one of this Dwarven World's future's degenerates!
"WHERE IS HE?!"
"NO, UNCLE GEIR PLEASE HE IS NOT LIKE THAT!?"
"NOT LIKE WHAT?! TELL ME?! THANDALL STAND, HOMER GRIM WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING OVER THERE?!"
"Geir son please be calm. He is a nice young man." "Little man don't worry I met him too."
"WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT! I NEVER MET HIM! GRANDMOTHER COME!"
My Grandmother makes an ice sword in her hand.
"GEIR LEAD THE WAY!"
Zelda grabs me by the waist.
"ZELDA MOVE! I WILL BREAK HIM INTO TWO!"
"I HAVE GEIR RUN! SHEIK GRAB TEELA!"
Everyone runs and escapes...
The Dark Elf arrives. "Geir what is going on? What did I miss?"
"Vivi some of my old comrades came to visit."
"There was a woman who crawled into the outhouse over there. Before I could reach her the cubicle disappeared."
"DAMMIT."
Finish.
