Now Cynder takes on Shao Kahn. Let's do this!

Shao Kahn: You will join my concubines.

Cynder: Like hell that'll ever happen!

Shao Kahn: I like females with fire.

Cynder: How could Sindel see anything in you?

Shao Kahn: She always pleased me, dragon.

Cynder: Time to flay that smile from your face.

Shao Kahn: Lead my armies or your child suffers.

Cynder: YOU TOUCH HER AND I'LL TAKE YOUR HEAD!

Shao Kahn: Serve me and she'll survive.

Cynder: You do realize nobody takes you seriously anymore, right?

Shao Kahn: A decision they will soon regret.

Cynder: And it only gets easier when you say crap like that.

Shao Kahn: So this Dark Master wants me dead.

Cynder: And this isn't for him, this kill is personal.

Shao Kahn: Keep dreaming, dragon.

Cynder: This must be my lucky day.

Shao Kahn: You're honored to meet my greatness.

Cynder: Never thought I'd get to kill you.

Shao Kahn: My empire will last eternally!

Cynder: Says every would be conqueror this side of the Silver River

Shao Kahn: For that remark, you die.

Cynder: Onaga's whipping boy.

Shao Kahn: I AM SERVANT TO NO ONE!

Cynder: The Dragon King begs to differ.

Shao Kahn: Kitana lets my empire crumble!

Cynder: By leading it to a better tomorrow?

Shao Kahn: It will not last.

Cynder: Outworld is at last liberated from you.

Shao Kahn: Her people cry out for my leadership!

Cynder: Those are tears of joy at you being deposed.

And that wraps up Shao Kahn. And good riddance to him. Seriously, he may just be the most annoying character in Mortal Kombat. He's just as whiny as certain "politicians" I know. No wonder there's a joke in the official dialogues likening the two. So that aside, who's next as our cultural tour of Outworld reaches a conclusion? Tune in next time to find out! Same time... same channel!