Dean: Yeah lemme just tear the guy that dragged my ass out of literal hell a new asshole

Dean: I thought it was about time I picked a fight with another supposedly mythical species

Dean: Also the Apocalypse seems like it's more of a weekend Thing, so is it okay if we reschedule?

~*~*~Later~*~*~

Sam: God dammit, Dean, only you would manage to get your ass wasted by the angel that dragged your ungrateful ass out of hell

It's... A little concerning how accurately I can actually guess what Dean's dialogue is going to be in the show...