Howard walks out into the courtyard with his lunch, searching for a table. Debbie is talking to her friends when a shadow looms over the five. Howard drops his lunch in shock as a Krackenstein growls in front of them. Everyone runs off screaming as the monster throws away a table, damaging the principal's car. Heidi screams as she runs away, another table being tossed.
"Smokebomb!" Ninja and Kunoichi appear side by side standing on a table.
"Krackenstein is back!"
"Wow, never thought we'd see him again," Kunoichi comments as she stares at him. "Almost feels like a throwback from our very first fight."
"Oh my cheese, you're right!" Ninja exclaims in agreement with her. "Except this time, we're an actual team!" He pumps a fist.
"And this time we can do this!"
The two leap into the air together. "Ninja Kracken Slice!" They zip past him, using their signature weapons to slice at him. They land behind the robot, looking back to see the head, legs, and arms fall off the body. The Krackenstein then falls into a heap on the grass, all the students cheering. Ninja and Kunoichi stand on top of the remains.
"Yeah-haa!" Howard cheers, his stomach rumbling hard. He clutches his stomach, cringing uncomfortably.
"Thank you, Norrisville!" Ninja states while signing someone else's forehead. Another student pulls up his shirt so that Kunoichi can sign his belly. She gives a slightly uncomfortable look while holding a marker, not sure if she really wants to do that. "It's a pleasure for us to be your heroes!"
Kunoichi smiles slightly at him while Howard turns around, sweating nervously as a big smile is on his face.
"And as your hero, I just want to say-"
A huge fart interrupts him, courtesy of Howard, so loud that it blows into the clouds even. Kunoichi opens her mouth in shock as she turns to him.
"Howard, what was-"
"Oh! Ninja beefed! You guys hear that?" Howard instead accuses him and Kunoichi blinks rapidly.
"What?!" Ninja asks as everyone except Kunoichi laughs. "Me? I didn't...I'm a hero! Heroes do not break wind!"
"Trust me, that was not him," Kunoichi shakes her head rapidly.
"This hero did!" Howard points up at Ninja and she glares at him. "Hey, he who denied it, supplied it, right?"
"Uh, no! Because he didn't do it!" Kunoichi stands up for him.
"Oh, you'd always back him up," Howard waves it off. "Which means he did beef!"
The students continue laughing and her small hatred for him just grew bigger. Seriously, what the juice was wrong with him?
"B-B-But he smelt it, that means he dealt it!" Ninja stammers in a panic, pointing to Howard.
"Ninja! Blaming it on a completely random student?" Howard plays innocent about it, scoffing. "Un-Bruce!"
"What?!" Kunoichi shouts at him.
"But...I..." Ninja steps back, looking around as people except his partner are still laughing. She gives a sympathetic look towards him. "Smokebomb!" He then disappears from the field.
Howard is at his locker when he closes it, revealing his two friends. "You framed me! That epic butt sneeze belonged to you!" Randy accuses him, earning a laugh.
"It was epic," Howard agrees with him.
"If it's so epic to you, then why wouldn't you admit to it?" Amy crosses her arms, glaring at him intensely. "You can't keep blaming stuff like this on the Ninja or Kunoichi just to shirk responsibility or be laughed at!"
"So what? You let out a huge awesome burp once," Howard rolls his eyes at her.
"That was because I was breaking myself free from being trapped inside of a dream!" Amy defends herself. "That hardly counts for anything, especially since only the three of us knew that it even happened."
"Yeah!" Randy gestures to her in agreement. "That's different. Out there, everybody laughed at me!"
"Nobody laughed at you," Howard points to the saddened Randy. "They laughed at the Ninja."
"Uh, when you put it in perspective, he is the Ninja, so yes everyone was laughing at him," Amy corrects him irritably. "So if people are laughing at the Ninja-"
"That's even worse!" Randy adds in. "How's the Ninja supposed to be a hero if everybody thinks he farts?! Or how is the Kunoichi supposed to think of him as a partner when he does that?"
"Oh, Ran, it's okay," Amy tries to assure him gently. "I don't think of you any less because you got framed for a fart. You're getting mockery for something that he didn't do!" She turns to Howard angrily at the last four words.
"Guys, everybody farts," Howard turns around, not seeming to feel any sympathy.
"Not the Ninja!" Randy points out as they trail after him.
"Look, once it started brewing, I knew it was gonna be a rep ruiner," They stop in front of the boys' bathroom. "I had to blame somebody!"
"No, you did not! Because nobody frames people for a fart! And yet you earned your so-called rep not too long ago by being Le Beret!" Amy argues back to him.
"Which is exactly why I can't have an epic fart like that on my resume! How do you not understand this, you're the smart one."
The girl sighs slowly, hoping to calm herself down as she pinches her nose. Though, after what he just did, it would be hard not to be angry. Especially since her boyfriend is really upset about the whole ordeal. She did not really care if Randy farts, Howard does it on a daily basis already. Normally, she'd stand up for their friendship, but not in this case.
"But the Ninja? The Ninja!"
"Exactly! The Ninja! He can handle that kind'a heat," Howard shrugs it off.
"I can name examples for the rest of the day just to prove how that logic is wonk," Amy rolls her eyes. There was Jacques, the ScarfCenter, Bash being thought as the Ninja, Lucius O'Thunderpunch...she could go on and on.
"Besides, I'm sure people have better things to talk about than the Ninja farting."
"It was hilarious," Accordion Dave tells Bucky as they walk by. "The Ninja ripped a tight groove. It sounded just like..." He plays the accordion to mimic a fart sound, and Howard has to hold in a laugh.
"Yeah, it registered an 8.2 on the ripped-er scale! Butt-Quake zing!"
Howard cringes while Amy rubs a temple. Randy growls a bit as he turns around to his so-called best friend.
"Ok, but I promise you no one else is talking about it."
Heidi's live broadcast comes in. "Pop in your eye-bulbs, Peep-a-diles! Hydie-wyld here with H-Dub's Hot Pick!" She then plays a video of the earlier fight, in which Ninja and Kunoichi make their entrance...but a fart sound is placed in. The Krackenstein growls, and when Ninja jumps, another fart sound occurs, the jump playing on loop. Then there's a loop clip of his butt being emphasized before he took out the sword. Because it's solely focused on Ninja, none of the fart sounds of the attack sync up with Kunoichi. They slice through the monster.
"Ninja-" The last word is tuned out with another fart.
"Schnasty and blasty! Mad gratz to my brother, Howard Double Dip Weinerman for the Ninja Fart Remix."
Everyone around laughs as Howard is given a fist bump. Meanwhile, Amy and Randy just have their mouths agape. Randy grits his teeth while Amy grunts in anger, clenching her fists. She really wants to smack that smug smile off his face right about now. The only reason why she isn't is because she'll let Randy deal with that. Because she needs some comfort food right about now.
"Bathroom. Now," Randy walks past him, opening the door. "Ames, go buy yourself something from the snack machine," He gives her a five dollar bill and she gives a look of concern.
"Are you gonna be okay?"
"I'll be fine," He answers quickly, but the tone says otherwise.
She steps forward and hugs him in comfort. He closes his eyes and returns the embrace. Once she pulls back, she walks down the hall. She kinda wishes that he didn't want to be alone for this, but she understands why.
But she really wanted to see him chew out Howard, though...
"I can't believe you!" Randy exclaims, getting no answer in return. "Um..." He turns around to see that Howard didn't follow him. He opens the door, where Howard is getting another fist bump, this time from Stevens. Randy pulls him into the bathroom. "I can't believe you! A Ninja Fart Remix video?! How are people gonna forget if you keep reminding them?!"
Juggo suddenly comes out from a stall, alarming Randy since he was very close to giving away the fact that he is the Ninja. "Might want to give that one a second, fellas. I just Ninja'd so hard my eyes watered."
"Ninja'd? What's Ninja'd?" Randy wonders in concern.
"You know, cheek squeezin'? Tush tootin'? Howard said we should call it Ninja-ing," And with that, he walks off. Randy gasps sharply at the shorter boy.
"J'erkuse! This time you've gone too far! You're gonna go on Heidi's Me-Cast and claim. That. Fart!" Randy demands to Howard. His Nomicon buzzes from his jacket before Howard could even respond.
"Oh, Nomicon, thank cheese!" He takes the book from Randy's jacket, opens it, and shloomps him inside. He then puts Randy into a stall, closing it. "You babysit this baby for a while," He walks off, not seeming to care at all.
Randy falls past several floors of a building before landing in front of a window. Amy is already there, sitting nearby.
"How are things going with Howard?"
"He shloomped me into the book!" Randy growls out and she narrows her eyes.
"I'll try to knock some sense into him once we're out."
They look up ahead to see a doodle Ninja and a doodle Kunoichi. They peek through one of the windows. The other two step forward, gasping once they see an ominous shadow flying in the room. The two doodles pull out their weapons, breaking in through the window. They then destroy whatever was floating...but it was just a big balloon for a birthday party.
The kids start crying and Amy winces. The doodles look around uncomfortably as they take their weapons back. The advice appears from the destroyed balloon.
"A Ninja does not take light matters seriously. Right! Being the Ninja is serious. So I shouldn't take Howard's jokes lightly! Thank you, Nomic-" He steps forward and falls off. Amy's eyes widen as she looks over the edge and then she rubs her chin.
"I feel like this has to do with his feelings towards the whole thing. And I for once have to disagree with the Nomicon's advice on this one," Amy crosses her arms.
Randy leaves the bathroom to go to class while Amy walks off from the girl's bathroom to find Howard. It doesn't take long as she finds him at his locker.
"Oh, hey Smith. Could you knock some sense into Cunningham for me?"
Her mouth opens in disbelief at him. "How are you so apathetic right now?"
"If apathetic is a good thing, then I'm taking credit for it," He smirks at her a bit. "Cunningham's just being too sensitive."
"Howard, you really hurt him. It might not seem like a big deal to you, but being the Ninja means the world to him," Amy frowns deeply at him.
"He'll be fine-"
"No, he won't. Because he'll be teased about this for a while. And you won't take it back. There's nothing you can say or do right now about this because you can be such a big fat WONK! And you don't even seem to care about how this is affecting him, while failing to notice the basic issue! No wonder why he's got every reason to be upset."
"Everybody farts, Smith. I just happened to do it and blamed the Ninja," He shrugs at the girl.
"You're impossible and if you don't apologize soon, god help you the next time you talk to me or Ran!"
She storms off and he just scoffs. "Girls sometimes..."
Randy opens the door for Amy once he found her and they enter class together. The class is currently writing something on paper, and the two take their seats next to each other. Howard leans in towards Randy.
"Psst. Cunningham. Psst. Cunningham! Psst. Cunningham!"
"I'm not talking to you," Randy glares at him briefly.
"Oh, you're not still mad," Howard waves it off, nudging him.
"Yes. Yes, I'm still mad. You made the Ninja into a joke!" The taller boy crosses his arms.
"Psst. Cunningham. Psst..." He lets out spit near Randy's ear, only to be ignored. He then turns to the girl to Randy's right.
"Psst! Smith!"
She simply ignores him, looking towards the teacher. "Smiiiith!"
"Shut up," She growls at him in annoyance.
"I need to talk to you."
"Good luck getting me to listen." The girl takes out a pair of big headphones and puts them over her ears. Howard grunts in annoyance as she bops her head to the music, Mr. Bannister seeming not to either notice or care. Randy chuckles a bit at her.
"Oh, come on!" Howard complains at this.
"Weinerman," Mr. Bannister calls out from the front. "Stop disturbing other students, and get up and read your story."
"Just a second!" Howard calls out, turning towards his friends again. "Guys!"
"Weinerman! NOW!" The teacher shouts at him.
"Ugh, fine," He groans out, walking up to the front. He glances at the two briefly. Randy is still angry while Amy is just enjoying her music. That is, until she sees Howard walk past. Then she takes them off because she didn't want to anger the teacher by being rude.
Once Howard reaches the front, however, the lights start flickering as the ground shakes. Something pierces through the ground when suddenly a drill comes out of the floor. Randy grabs Amy's arm, pulling her away before she could get hurt.
"Mr. Bannister, a drilling pod just emerged from the center of the earth!" Doug points up at it. An alien emerges from the drill, firing a laser. Other aliens follow, scaring the students as they fire their lasers. One of them hits Doug, turning him into stone!
"Sweet cheese!" Mr. Bannister pops out from behind his desk. "You just turned that poor kid to stone!" He turns to see that it's Doug. "Oh, it's Doug. Not sure how to feel about that."
"Smokebomb!" Ninja and Kunoichi arrive in front of the aliens. "Alright, time to kick some...I'm so sorry, what kind of butt are you?"
"Alien butt, if you wanna be specific...wait a minute, aliens are real?!" Kunoichi's eyes widen at them.
"Ninja, wait," Accordion Dave calls out while hiding behind a desk. "Don't fart until I hit record. Okay, you can fart now."
People laugh as some pull out their phones to record as well. Kunoichi glares at both Dave and Howard, and it's clearly making Ninja a bit uncomfortable.
"Stop laughing! This is serious!" Ninja exclaims at them.
"You oughta be ashamed of yourselves!" Kunoichi calls out, shutting them up. "You might think it's funny, but it's not fair to laugh at him, especially during a serious issue like right now. Sure, farts are hilarious to you all, but it's an insult to his character to laugh at him for something people do!" She glares at them angrily, which is kind of unlike her. "And another thing, it wasn't even-"
"Kuno, don't," Ninja interrupts her. "It's not worth it..."
She frowns at him sadly and before she could say something, they get captured by the aliens. They're then dragged away into the drill.
"No!"
The drill then disappears into the ground. "They just kidnapped the Ninja and Kunoichi," Debbie speaks up.
"But...who's gonna save the people that always save us?" Juggo asks her.
"We are."
They look to the disappearing smoke to see Howard walking up. They all gasp at him. "We're gonna follow those Intra-Terrestrials down their earth hole and save our heroes! Who's with me?"
"But we're not heroes, not like them," Bucky protests to him.
"Right now, we're the only heroes we've got. And again I ask, and please, someone answer this time: Who's with me?"
"We're with you!"
Theresa, Dave, Juggo, Debbie, Bucky, and Kat all cheer in unison. Howard then pushes Doug, who breaks apart upon contact with the floor. Juggo pulls out handkerchiefs to use as rope. Howard jumps down first, followed by Theresa and then Bucky.
Meanwhile, Kunoichi and Ninja are in the Intra-Terrestials' lair. They tie the two up to strange machines, their arms held up while they're sitting. The two struggle and Kunoichi looks towards her hair.
"So. You're the Ninja and Kunoichi," An alien with a large crown on her head walks up to them. "The famed heroes of Norrisville. Right?"
"Right," Ninja answers her and she glances at him, feeling a bit weirded out by the alien.
"I am Queen Gadnidine, ruler of the Intra-Terrestrials. Right?"
"Right. Wait, how would we know that?" Ninja responds in confusion.
"And why do you talk like that? You sound like you have a cold," Kunoichi raises a brow.
"You're probably wondering why we brought you here. Right?"
"Right. Yes. That's definitely right," Ninja agrees with her.
"Why us specifically? We don't even know you guys!" Kunoichi narrows her eyes at her.
"For years, Mag-Man defended our home from the evil Mantle Dwellers, until he stopped being a hero. Right?" She starts off, confusing them both.
"This is your story. We've never been here!" Ninja protests to the alien queen.
"Uh-huh," She simply replies, gesturing to the tube next to her. In that tube is a buff superhero who looks like a zombie honestly.
"Eeek!" Kunoichi yelps in fear upon seeing him.
"Whoa...what happened to him?"
"His hero-thalymus has ceased producing brave-zimes," Gadnidine explains and he glances to Kunoichi.
"Um, I'm rusty with alien biology, but I guess something in his body has stopped creating whatever makes him into a hero," She shrugs at him.
"So we have kidnapped you both. We will transplant the essence of your 'hero' into him, and he will be a hero once more. Right?"
Kunoichi opens her mouth in shock upon hearing this. "No! Not right!" Ninja corrects her.
"I wasn't asking!" Gadnidine retorts back to him.
"Then why do you keep saying 'Right?' Does anyone else find this confusing?" He turns to two other aliens, who just shrug.
"But taking our essence would probably kill us! We don't know what that'll do to us," Kunoichi narrows her eyes as Ninja gasps at her explanation.
"What? No! Our technology is perfectly safe, right?"
"How would I know, I don't know how your race works!" Kunoichi shouts in exasperation. "You're right, it is confusing."
"See!" Ninja nods in agreement with her.
Two arm-like metal appendages come out from the machine that holds Mag-Man, and it has all sorts of scary tools. They look like they're about to go towards their faces!
"No, no, no, no, no! Wait!" Ninja calls out as the devices get closer and Kunoichi lets out a scream.
Howard is leading the team down the tunnel. He turns around to the six. "The center of the Earth's right around this corner. Come on!" Howard waves them forward, sounding rather brave towards the group. It's almost kind of unlike him.
Debbie glances over her shoulder and suddenly falls through a trap. She lets out a scream as she's about to fall towards lava, but then a hand catches her wrist. She looks up and smiles at Howard.
"You caught me," She swoons a bit.
"I never let you go."
Kat growls a bit at this as he helps up Debbie. Then two screams are heard and they look forward. "Do you hear something?"
"It sounds like the Ninja and Kunoichi screaming in terror," Dave states the obvious.
"But I don't hear any farts," Juggo points out.
"Who else could it be? It must be them!" Debbie argues back and Howard turns around to her.
"You're as smart as you are cute."
She giggles at the compliment, Kat crossing her arms in annoyance.
"Don't get mushy on me, kid. This juice is about to get real."
They walk off to go find the two and Kat bumps her shoulder into Debbie's before following the others. Debbie scoffs at her with a glare, trailing behind the group.
"Soon your 'hero' will be ours! Right?" Gadnidine declares, Ninja trying to break free. Kunoichi looks towards her hair, but unfortunately, it has to be unbraided for it to come alive. While Ninja scoots around, his seat squeaks, making it sound like a fart. The aliens all point and laugh at him, Kunoichi sighing a bit.
"No! That wasn't me! It was the chair!" Ninja protests, looking towards it in a panic. "Look, I'll make the sound again!" He tries to, but it just makes that worse as they continue laughing. "Fine, forget it. You can have my hero."
As he's speaking, Howard tiptoes towards the door. He listens in to what Ninja's saying.
"If it can save your people, great. Everyone thinks I'm a joke anyway."
Howard gasps at this and Kunoichi turns to him.
"Ninj..." She murmurs sadly at his statement.
"So you're just giving it to us, is that right?" Gadnidine raises a brow at him smugly.
"Yeah. Kuno?" He turns to her and she closes her eyes.
"If that's what you really want to do...I'll give up mine too. It wouldn't be right to be a hero without you, and...well, at least we'll be doing it together. Like we always do."
He smiles weakly behind his mask and if he could hold her hand, he would. "This isn't gonna hurt, right?" He turns to Gadnidine.
She turns around to the machine and is about to activate it. But not before she gives a very shady look to the duo. "Right..."
"Wait! Why'd you say it like that?" Ninja calls out to her. "I don't like the way you said it!"
"Before we do anything, you better tell us-"
She pushes the hero drain power, interrupting Kunoichi as the devices get closer to them. The two scream, leaning backwards as far as possible.
"Leave him alone!"
Gadnidine turns around to see Howard and the others standing there bravely. "Or what?" She asks blankly as her guards charge at them.
"Or this!" Howard runs forward, kicks the gun out of the alien's hand, and then punches him in the face. He gives him a spin kick, catching the fallen gun. He then throws it at Gadnidine, hitting her right in the guts.
"Oh, my guts! He got me in my guts! Sound the alarm! Right?"
The aliens look confused as Ninja and Kunoichi did earlier. "It's not a question! Sound the alarm, you fool!"
"See? It's confusing!" Ninja points out again. The alarm goes off as the other kids charge at the aliens. Dave knocks one back with his accordion while Theresa hits one with her stick. Juggo attacks with his juggling pins and Bucky hits one with his triangle. Debbie blinds one with a camera, punching it in the face. Kat meanwhile takes out a knife from her sleeve and slices off the helmet of an alien. He screams and runs off in fear from her.
Howard runs past Juggo and Theresa fighting aliens as he reaches his friends. "Let's get you outta here, guys," He bends down to their restraints, pulling at them. However, since they're made out of metal, they don't budge. He looks up to see the devices starting to drain them. "NO!"
Their hero starts to go into Mag-Man and Howard gets snatched away by an alien. He then gets thrown towards another one, and gets a laser gun pointed at him. He takes the arm of the alien behind him, and throws him in front. The alien takes the hit and gets turned into sone, just like Doug did earlier. Then Howard pushes him onto the alien who fired.
"You guys rock."
He hears a giggle, turning around to see Debbie fangirling. "Don't you do it! Don't you fall in love with me!" She swoons again and Kat storms up to her.
"He's in love with me!" Kat slightly pushes her.
"No, me!"
The two then start to get into a catfight.
"Ladies, ladies, the Weinerman is for all the ladies," Howard grins, gesturing to himself. He hears groans and turns to see his friends still in trouble. He runs up to the alien that was turned into stone and rips off an arm. He uses it to break the control panel, but it does nothing to stop the process. He then breaks off the restraints from his friends, and they fall onto the ground.
"Howard...you saved us..."
"And since when could you fight so awesome?" Kunoichi glances up at him, swooning.
"Let's not start juicing each other's cheese just yet. Don't fall in love with me either, Kuno. And we still gotta get outta here."
Kunoichi helps Howard hold Ninja as best as she can. They look to the others fighting the aliens. Debbie blinds another one and Theresa knocks him off her feet with her twirling stick. Two of them approach the trio, but then their ears start to hurt. This is because Bucky and Dave are jamming out to somehow attack with a sonic blast.
"Musical Blast!"
"Thank you," Kunoichi smiles gratefully at them before she and Howard lead Ninja to the door.
"Weinermen-"
"Hey!" Debbie protests at this.
"We're here too," Kat frowns deeply at him.
"And Weiner-ladies. We're movin' out!"
Debbie gasps at two aliens, flashing one so that he accidentally fires and turns another alien into stone. Debbie runs past the trio as Theresa kicks one down. Juggo trips a couple of them with his juggling pins, everyone else making a run for it.
"Stop them! They're escaping!" Gadnidine orders her men. "Right?"
"But your lowness, they went left."
"I know! Go left! Go left!" She points to the left door. "...Right?"
"I can't believe you all came to rescue us!" Ninja states to Howard while they're running.
"Of course we did! You're our heroes," Howard smirks up at the two.
"But you think I farted...how can you look up to someone that's a joke?"
Kunoichi places a comforting hand on his shoulder. "You're not a hero because we look up to you. We look up to you because you're our hero."
"Fart or no fart," Bucky points out.
"Then why'd you all laugh?" Ninja couldn't help but ask.
"Because farts are hilarious!" Howard tells him from behind, earning a facepalm from Kunoichi.
"Oh...the Ninja's not the joke. The fart is the joke!"
"Besides, Kunoichi was right. It was pretty stupid of us to laugh for something everyone else does," Kat coughs a bit as she feels a bit bad for doing it.
"Though, it was kind of worth it if it meant seeing everyone come together to help us," Kunoichi shrugs a bit.
"Put your gleebledrangs up!" Gadnidine calls out from down the hall, surrounded by her men. One of them leans in to whisper to her. "I mean hands," She shows her hands. "Put your hands up, right?"
"If you don't mind, guys, I think we could use some heroes," Howard turns to the duo. "No joke."
Ninja glances to the right to see a flammable barrel nearby. He then glances to his partner, who gives a small nod.
"Stop us if you've heard this one. Ninja/Kunoichi Fireball!" They throw two fireballs at the barrel, causing it to explode. This knocks all of the aliens back, but they roll up into a ball to soften the blow.
"Howard, the Ninja, and Kunoichi defeated us! But mostly Howard! Right?" A huge wave of fire approaches both parties from equal sides.
"H'oh boy. Run! To the topsoil!"
The two take off into a run, the group taking the lead. They manage to get back into the classroom, Kunoichi untying her hair. When they land, they're in a large ball of hair, a small explosion occurring. The hair unwraps around the group as Kunoichi sits in the middle of the pile, sighing in relief.
"He did it! He saved us!" Debbie sits up with a smile.
"Debbie, please," Ninja stands up, dusting himself off. "I honestly just-"
She squeals as she runs past him, hugging Howard. Kat, Theresa, and Kunoichi surround him, swooning. Ninja for some reason does not seem jealous towards Howard or angry with Kunoichi.
"I'm warning you, babies. You're playing with fire."
"I learned a valuable lesson today," Ninja speaks up to the crowd. "Beef or no beef, my partner and I will always be your heroes."
"Yeah, I also learned a thing: When you rip a sweet one, don't blame it. Claim it," Howard states with a smirk.
"Howard?" Bucky stares at him. "Are you saying...?"
"That awesome fart you smelt? I dealt."
The other students run up to him. "Howard! Howard! Howard!" They hold him up into the air.
"Howard?!" Debbie exclaims, as all of that was just part of his story. The class don't look too pleased to hear that he was the one who farted, minus his friends of course. "That epic fart earlier was you?!"
Amy slowly raises a skeptic brow at Howard for putting in that she would be in love with him too. Because as far as she's concerned, that's a reality that would never exist. Plus, she would never think being kidnapped was worth seeing other people put their lives in danger. And she can't actually do a Tengu fireball because she's attempted it before in her backyard. The Tengu didn't give her fire when they gained their elemental powers. Similarly, the Ninja can't do a Lightning Strike. The only way she could actually do it was if she was wearing the Ninja suit.
"Best believe it, sister," Howard points at her. "You think anyone else can bust seams like that? Howard! Howard! Howard!" No one cheers along with him. "Why isn't anybody chanting?"
"Because you're disgusting!" Debbie yells at him.
"What're you talkin'? Everybody thought that fart was Bruce."
"Yeah, when the Ninja farted it was funny and Bruce," Dave starts off from his desk, in front of Amy. "But when you do it, it's just gross."
"Ha ha ha!" Amy laughs out loud at his statement, holding her stomach.
"Thank you for that disgusting tale, Mr. Weinerman. C plus," Mr. Bannister smiles slightly at him.
"Yes!" He cheers, going back to his seat.
"Hey," Randy glances at him, Amy turning around to the boy. "Thanks for setting the record straight."
"What the juice are you talking about?" Howard raises a brow.
"That story. You wrote it to show me I was taking this whole fart thing too seriously."
"And that I was getting too emotional over it, but some of it was deserved," Amy crosses her arms.
"I didn't write anything," Howard shows the both of them a blank paper. "Made it up off the top of my head. Pretty impressive. Right?" He asks it like Gadnidine did, letting out a laugh.
"But why would you write that I'd be in love with you too? That makes no sense if I'm Randy's girlfriend."
"Well, you did look Bruce-licious when you changed your outfit," Howard shrugs at her. "But then I took it back when I found out it was you on the school bus. Must've slipped into my mind."
"Ew," Amy sticks out her tongue. "Okay, I wish you never told me that."
"Yeah, that...that's just weird," Randy rubs his neck awkwardly.
"Just roll with it!" He lets out another laugh, only to fart. He and Randy point to Doug up in front.
"It was Doug!" The two boys accuse him, earning a wide-eyed look from Amy.
