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SmackDown: 29/11/2001

SmackDown was live at the Kansas Coliseum in Wichita, Kansas. Footage was shown from earlier in the day of World Wrestling Federation co-owners Vince McMahon and Ric Flair. Vince was upset because he theorized that Flair was in on it with Stone Cold Steve Austin on Monday night when Austin beat up Mr. McMahon. Vince said he also didn't like that Flair had booked a Leather Strap Match between Stone Cold and William Regal on SmackDown. Ric said he didn't like that Vince wanted the whole world to kiss his ass. He said he didn't like the direction that Vince was taking the company - and Vince said that Flair then wouldn't like what he was going to do tonight, because a third member would join the "Kiss My Ass" club. Vince then said that Flair should admit that Vince has a nice ass, but Flair instead just said that Vince is an ass!

Stone Cold marched to the ring to a standing ovation as SmackDown kicked off. Austin said he was at a restaurant earlier in the day, but got his food to go, because he was in a rush to get to the Kansas Coliseum to kick some ass

He said his waitress had told him that she sure was glad he didn't kiss Vince McMahon's ass on RAW - and Austin said she didn't need to worry, because that's something he just doesn't do. Austin asked Vince how stupid he thought he was to think he would actually kiss his ass. He couldn't believe Vince would think that Austin was as stupid as William Regal, who he also called pathetic.

Stone Cold said that Regal could fly to the moon or invent a cure for a disease, but he would always be known as the British piece of trash that kissed Vince's ass. Austin said that on SmackDown, he would whip Regal's ass in the Strap Match.

Austin then turned his attention to Vengeance when an undisputed champion will be crowned. Stone Cold said he agreed with The Rock, that it should just be the two of them facing off one-on-one for the title, instead of Austin first facing Kurt Angle and Rock first facing Chris Jericho. Austin said it was like Flair said - to be the man, you have to beat the man. Austin complained about having to wrestle Angle first, but promised to beat his ass 1-2-3 to advance to the finals. He said he had no favorites, but hoped that Rock would beat Jericho, because an Austin/Rock match at Vengeance would be bigger than their match at WrestleMania was. Austin said that when the dust cleared, he would be the undisputed champion. He then said that was the bottom line, but the Rattlesnake was cut off by Kurt Angle's music before he could finish his catchphrase!

Angle walked out to the stage, as the crowd chanted "Angle sucks!" Kurt said that at Vengeance, Austin wouldn't beat Rock or Y2J, because the Rattlesnake would lose to him. Austin said that if Angle was feeling so brave, then he should get his ass to the ring right now! Angle said that wasn't going to happen. He promised to make Austin tap out at Vengeance. Stone Cold called Angle a red, white and blue jackass - and the crowd said hell yeah! Angle said that he would whip Austin's ass at Vengeance - and the crowd said hell no! Austin then told Angle to get his ass out of the Kansas Coliseum - and the crowd said hell yeah!

Test provided color commentary for the opening match on SmackDown, a European Championship match pitting the champion, Christian, against Scotty 2 Hotty, accompanied by Albert. Test and Albert both tried to get involved in the match, with Test almost receiving the Worm for his efforts! But as Scotty went for the move, Christian snuck up from behind and nailed the I'm Prettier, then pinned Scotty to retain his championship. After the bout, Christian threw Scotty into a big boot from Test!

Jeff Hardy was getting dressed backstage when Lita walked in, saying she wanted to talk to him about Matt. She thought it was just relationship problems between her and Matt, but she'd seen the way Matt was treating Jeff, and said that Matt had problems.

She said she was also worried about Jeff, since he was competing after suffering a serious concussion at Survivor Series. As Jeff and Lita talked, Matt walked in and put his arm around the two, saying there was nothing to worry about. He said the Hardy Boyz were the most successful tandem in sports-entertainment history, and ran down a list of their accolades. Matt said he had earned the team a No. 1 contenders match for later in the night on SmackDown. Jeff asked who the match was against, and Matt said it was against Big Show and Kane! Matt seemed confident as he left the locker room, but Jeff and Lita seemed worried at the prospect of facing such a massive duo!

Rob Van Dam entered Mr. McMahon's locker room, and called Vince "dude." Vince said he wasn't a dude, he was Mr. McMahon. Vince said that he'd invited RVD to join him a few times, and RVD never had. Vince said he didn't hold grudges, and wished Rob best of luck on SmackDown against the Jackal. He also wished RVD good luck at Vengeance, when he said Van Dam would face the Undertaker! Much to Mr. McMahon's shock, Van Dam said that was cool, and that he'd just have to beat him again!

William Regal and Kurt Angle walked together backstage, and Regal said he couldn't wait to get his hands on Austin in the Strap Match. Angle said that he would also defeat Austin at Vengeance, and become the undisputed champion. The two then ran into Edge, and Angle promised to make an example out of Edge on SmackDown.

Angle asked if Edge knew who he was talking to, and Edge said yes - that Regal was a charter member of the "Kiss My Ass" club, and that Angle was a shoe-in! Angle then attacked Edge, and Regal whipped him with the leather strap until Federation officials pulled him off!

After a successful defense against D-Von Dudley on RAW, Rob Van Dam put his Hardcore Championship on the line against The Jackal! RVD retained his title, pinning Jackal after a Van Daminator. After the bout, the Undertaker rode down to ringside on his motorcycle, and then Taker assaulted RVD, and gave him the Last Ride onto a trash can! Taker then grabbed the microphone and told Van Dam that he had a lot to learn if he wanted to survive in the Federation - including how to respect authority. He told RVD to consider this his first lesson, and not to piss him off. Taker said that at Vengeance, he would finish the class, and everyone would respect him.


Backstage

Undertaker was seen walking backstage and walked over to a table to get himself a drink when suddenly he was turned around and came face to face with his little brother. "Hey, what was that?" Bladewolf demanded.

"What was what?" Undertaker asked.

"That right out there! What you did to RVD, and what you did to JR on RAW." Bladewolf said angrily. "You made JR kiss Vince's ass and say you did it the most?"

"So what if I did, why don't you back off little brother?" Undertaker snapped as he and his brother glared at each other.

"you know, it didn't matter if we were riding down the road together, or we were beating the hell out of each other and trying to get into each other's heads with demonic mind games or that you set the fire that killed our parents, I always had respect and looked up to you. But up until NOW, you handled things like a man. What the hell is wrong with you?!"

"Don't take that tone with me!" Undertaker snapped.

"Oh come on, you basically sold your sold to the Devil out there!" Bladewolf said.

"I do what i have to do to get respect. If you don't like it, if nobody else likes it, I don't care." Undertaker said as he and Bladewolf were now eye to eye, glaring at one another.

"You want respect, big brother? How about I beat it and some sense into you right here tonight?"

Undertaker nodded. "Alright, if you want to learn a lesson from big brother, that;s fine with me."

Bladewolf sneered at his older brother. "You sellout!" With that he walked away, leaving Undertaker to glare after him before the American Badass scoffed.


Next up, Kurt Angle took on Edge in a non-title match. Before long, William Regal strutted to ringside. Edge looked to have the match won after a spear, but Regal put Angle's leg on the ropes.

Edge soon threw Angle out of the ring, right onto Regal! Edge came to the outside to throw Angle back into the ring, and as Edge went to get back into the ring, Regal nailed him with brass knuckles! Angle then hit the Angle Slam on Edge to pick up the pinfall!

Trish Stratus was set to defend the Women's Championship against Jacqueline, but before Jackie could even head to the ring, out came Mr. McMahon, much to Trish's surprise. The Federation co-owner said he wanted to take the opportunity to let people know that on SmackDown!, a third individual would be inducted into the "Kiss My Ass" club. Vince took off his jacket, and again extolled the virtues of how nice his ass looked. Vince said that Trish probably agreed with him, since the two went back a ways. Vince said he distinctly remembered Trish once telling him that he had a nice ass. Trish said that yes, she did say that. Vince said he had told Trish that she had a voluptuous derriere herself. Vince said he was thinking about all the good times they had together. Vince stared Trish down, and even kissed her neck, again talking about the good times they had together.

He then took her back to WrestleMania, when Trish slapped him across the face. Vince said that because of that, Trish would be joining the "Kiss My Ass" club tonight! He said she wouldn't be doing anything that she hadn't done in the past, although this time the circumstances were different, and this time it was in public.

He said he knew how much she liked being Women's Champion, and told her to get down on her knees. Trish did indeed get down on her knees, and Vince took down his pants. He then said that this time he forgot he was supposed to turn around, and as he exposed his butt to Trish...

OOOOOOWHOOOOOO!

'Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah! Get up, come on get down with the sickness!'

Down with the Sickness plays to a huge pop from the crowd as the Bladewolf walks out with his coat hood up, his half of the WWF Tag Team Titles around his waist. He shook his head as he began walking down the ramp towards the ring and rolled in, walking and gets in between Vince and Trish. He then pulled his baseball bat out from his long coat.

Bladewolf snatches the microphone out of Vince's hands. "What in the hell is going on here?" He asked, glaring at Vince who went to pull his pants up. "Woah! You don't move a single muscle. Look at me, Vince." Vince did so. "I don't know what you did to make my brother do what he did to JR on RAW, but I will make him pay for it tonight when I beat the hell out of him. Now, what i can't stand is someone forcing a woman to do something so disgusting that it's almost sexual assault and rape. Especially...since it's my girlfriend you are doing it to."

"What?!" Jerry and Cole shouted as the crowd gasped in shock, though some cheered in their shock.

"Yeah, Trish Stratus is the official female member of the Wolfpack and the girl I love." bladewolf said and took a step towards the boss and pointed his bat Vince's chin. "Now you listen and you listen good, I ain't here to piss you off or anything. I'm simply here to defend my girl, but there is someone else who cannot stand what you are doing."

Bladewolf drops the microphone and rolls out the ring, picking up Trish bridal style as the Rock's theme hits and the WCW World Heavyweight Champion comes out to the ring, nodding to Bladewolf as they passed one another, a nod Bladewolf returned as he went backstage with Trish, but not before she pulled him into a kiss to the wolf whistles of fans.


After Bladewolf and Trish left, Rocky grabbed a microphone as Vince went to pull up his pants, but Rock told him to leave his pants down. Rock said that he knew Vince wanted everyone in the arena to kiss his ass, and Mr. McMahon admitted that was an accurate statement. He challenged Vince to tell The Rock to kiss his ass. Rock then addressed why he asked Vince to keep his pants down, and told Vince to walk to the middle of the ring to find out why. The co-owner waddled out to the middle of the ring, and Rock said he knew how much Vince loved humiliating people, but if anyone in the world deserved to be humiliated, it was Vince himself! He said that with Vince's pants down, it was much easier for Rock to take an object, turn it sideways, and stick is straight up Vince's candy ass!

Rock questioned what kind of object it should be, thinking maybe he would stick a sign from the crowd up Vince's ass. Rock then read some of the fans' signs. He said he had noticed a lot of corn fields in Kansas, and asked for an ear of corn to stick up Vince's ass! Vince covered up his ass, and Rock said he wasn't going to violate Vince with an ear of corn!

Rock said the corn was for the cattle, which gave Rock the idea to stick a cattle prod up Vince's ass!

Rock said the jokes were over, and there would be no signs, ears of corn, or cattle prods. Rocky said that now that Vince knew what it was like to be humilated, then on behalf of himself, Jim Ross, Trish Stratus and the millions, he had just one thing to say - and Rock gave Vince a huge Rock Bottom and the People's Elbow!

But after doing so, Chris Jericho ran down to the ring with a chair! Rock beat on Y2J for a bit, and was set to give Jericho a Rock Bottom, but Vince hit Rock with a low blow. Jericho then nailed Rock with a chair, set the steel chair on Rock's face and gave Rock the People's Elbow! Jericho grabbed a microphone and told Rock that even though Rock was seeing stars spinning around his head right now, the biggest star of them all was Y2J!

The No. 1 contenders match for the Tag Team Championship was up next, as the Hardy Boyz - accompanied by Lita - took on Big Show and Kane. Lita went for the Litacanrana, but Kane simply caught her in mid-air and put her back on the top rope. Jeff accidentally knocked Lita from the top rope, and Matt and Jeff then went for the Poetry in Motion, but Kane knocked out Matt and pinned him, meaning that Big Show and Kane will meet the Dudley Boyz for the Tag Team Championship at Vengeance!

Moments later, Matt approached Jeff and Lita backstage and said it was all Jeff's fault that they lost.

Jeff said that if Matt wanted a match at Vengeance so bad, then he had one - against him! Jeff then stormed away, and Matt called his brother a sore loser.


OOOOOOWHOOOOOO!

'Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah! Get up, come on get down with the sickness!'

Down with the Sickness plays to a huge pop from the crowd as the Bladewolf walks out with his coat hood up, his half of the WWF Tag Team Titles around his waist. To everyone's surprise, Trish Stratus was accompanying him with her WWF Women's Championship around her waist.

"Well this is a surprise, but after Bladewolf revealed his relationship with Trish, I am not that surprised." COle said.

"Damn, I can just imagine the many glares Bladewolf is getting from jealous men, I'm one of them!" Jerry said with a glare on Bladewolf.

"I think he enjoys it." Cole chuckled in amusement.

Bladewolf and Trish walk down the ramp towards the ring and Bladewolf slides into the ring with Trish following him. Bladewolf takes off his coat and goes to place it out the ring when Trish offers to hold it for him and he nods, giving it to her. She folds it over her arms and gives her boyfriend a kiss on the lips much to the jealousy of the men in the crowd. He then hands his Tag Team Title to her which she gladly holds.

The Undertaker's theme hits and out comes the American Badass on his motorcycle, circling the ring before he stops on the ramp and Trish gets out as the Undertaker slides into the ring...AND THE BROTHERS GO AT IT!

'Ding! Ding! Ding!'

"And here we go!" Cole shouted.

Bladewolf and Undertaker go back and fourth with right hands until Bladewolf begins winning as he unleashes a fury of right hooks onto the American Badass and gets him against the ropes. Bladewolf goes for an Irish whip but the Undertaker reverses it and sends Bladewolf into the ropes, goes for an elbow which connects and sends the American Badass down.

"Bladewolf nailed with an elbow from the Undertaker." Cole said as Bladewolf rolls out the ring and leans against the barricade.

Bladewolf slides into the ring only to be clotheslined over the top rope by his older brother. Bladewolf shakes his head as he gets to his feet and climbs onto the ring apron, Undertaker going to grab him but Bladewolf brings the American Badass' head into the ropes which sends the Undertaker stumbling back, allowing Bladewolf to roll into the ring.

"Bladewolf has not been pleased at the Undertaker lately. There seemed to be animosity between them before Survivor Series." Cole said.

"I don't want to know what is causing this brotherly battle." Jerry said. Bladewolf goes to the top rope. "Now Bladewolf going to the top!"

Bladewolf jumps off with a diving clothesline and takes the Undertaker down. Bladewolf goes for the cover but the Undertaker kicks out at two. Bladewolf hammers away at his brother's skull before he backs off and rebounds off the ropes, goes for a leg drop but the Undertaker moves out the way.

"undertaker moved out the way!" Cole said.

Undertaker quickly takes advantage and gets on top of his brother, unloading with lefts and rights at the Bladewolf's forehead, as if trying to bust him open. Undertaker then nails a hard elbow right to the forehead and the camera zooms in to see the Bladewolf had been cut open, the blood dripping down onto the mat.

"Oh my God." Jerry said.

But Undertaker was not showing mercy to his brother as he keeps up the assault on his brother's cut wound.

"Oh come on! Enough already!" Cole said. The camera gets a shot of Trish crying as she watched her boyfriend be brutalized by his own brother.

Undertaker gets to his feet and looks at her, pointing to his brother. "This your man?!" Undertaker walked over and stomps on Bladewolf's forehead, causing him to clutch his head in pain.

"This is just sick! What has gotten into the Undertaker?" Cole demanded to know.

Bladewolf rolled out the ring, falling to his knees as his brother followed him. Undertaker grabs him and Irish whips him straight into the steel steps hard enough to send them flying off onto their side. Bladewolf groans, clutching his shoulder before the Undertaker picked him up into a bear hug and drives him back-first into the steel post, causing Bladewolf to yell in pain.

Undertaker smirks as he tosses his brother back into the ring and rolls in, gets to his feet and raises his right arm. Bladewolf turns...AND IS GRABBED BY THE THROAT! Undertaker lifts him up...AND PLANTS HIM WITH A CHOKESLAM! HE GOES FOR THE PIN! ONE! TWO! THREE! THE UNDERTAKER WINS

'Ding! Ding! DIng!'

Rollin plays as the Undertaker gets to his feet, victorious over his brother as the crowd boos him. The Undertaker leavs the ring and picks up the steel steps, tosses them into the ring and rolls in. He picks up the steel steps...AND DROPS THEM ONTO BLADEWOLF!

"Stop please!" Trish begged crying.

"This is just too far!" Cole said.

Undertaker leaves the ring and leaves on his motorcycle as Trish slides in to check on her boyfriend who was badly bleeding. EMTs came out to help Bladewolf who was weakly moving, dizzy from the hits to his skull.


I figured, with Undertaker's Heel turn after Survivor Series, Bladewolf would not stand for it and demand a match with his brother, which led to a brutal defeat for Bladewolf.