Hey everyone! I just want to say happy you-know and happy 2nd Anniversary to my Simply Stupid series. Friendly reminder to not flame.
I don't own Mega Man. Capcom does. Read, Review, and Enjoy!
"Haaaaaaaaah~! *PBBBBT!*" Rock held a visible face of disgust at the subject moaning and blowing raspberries. Shivering and breathing heavily despite being a robot. "*PBBBBT!* Hoooooooo~ oh!!!"
It was enough to make a strong man cry. In this case, a 'bot with guts.
"God, if you are with me, MAKE IT STOP!!!" Guts Man cried out with tears trailing from his eyes. He shut his eyes and covered his ears as he faced a corner.
"Soooooo~ gooooood~!!!"
Splash Woman looked away in shock, trembling in fear. She is disgusted. Crazy, am I right? The perverted mermaid is grossed out by something that's perverted!
"Ooooooooo~ oh! Yeeeeeeeeoooo~ ooh!!!"
Cut Man unholstered a pistol (with ACTUAL bullets) and looked at it calmly. He then pressed the barrel against his head and shot himself. There he laid on the floor until he woke up again, vomiting on the gun he just dropped.
He shook his head in disappointment as he got up. Next to him, Ice Man and Galaxy Man were blindfolded, Concrete Man has concrete all over his eyes, Tornado Man and Plug Man screwed their eyes out and hid them in their chest compartments, Jewel Man fainted, and Bomb Man ran off to take the biggest s#!t of his life. If only Fire Man was here to block the sight...
At a garbage disposal plant...
"*Fwoosh!* Darn! Ah burned mah mask again!" Fire Man grumbled as he picked up face mask. Once he got that over with, he torched a vast pile of garbage also including the other face masks he incinerated by accident.
Back to the DLNs...
"HAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!" ever excruciating, that noise was. Good Lord. The DLNs continued to cringe, knowing how cursed it is. If ever there was a time that the DLNs all agreed that there is something more messed up that Splash's attempts on Rock, it would be...
Honey Woman after being boofed by a bottle of skooma.
"DrAg mE To tHa FaP ChAmBa!!!" the intoxicated robot screamed as she began a kamikaze barrage across the walls.
Roll looked at Cut and made an exaggerated face. "I thought you got rid of the skooma!"
"BJ! BJ! BJ! *CRASH!*"
"I did!" Cut called out in the middle of the chaos Honey is making.
"ARA ARA~!!! *THUD!!!"
"Friggin' wormholes are appearing in the house again!"
"What wormholes?!" Roll cried in confusion.
A purple portal appeared out of nowhere, with random objects pouring out. Cut grabbed a shield coming out and blocked some sharp rocks that nearly hit Roll.
"*Thud- ud- ud!* Those wormholes!!!" It didn't stop a round pebble from growing legs and kicking his little amigo. "*DING!!!* ¡¡¡AHHHHH!!! ¡VES A LO QUE ME REFIERO (DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN)?!"
Roll was taken back but forgot what Cut said. "Hm? Nope."
"¡ESTOS AGUJEROS DE GUSANO SON MOLESTOS (THESE WORMHOLES ARE ANNOYING)!!!" Rock hear Cut shouting and ran over there to get away from Honey.
"How can a somewhat innocent girl like Honey be so demented?!" the second DLN in the world cried out. He jumped up and dodged a quick charge made by their (technically youngest) sister and a reddish-brown beetle the size of a hand. "I swear! I wish I can get dragged away from this mess!"
Cut and Roll looked down and saw an orange portal open up beneath the three. Cut looked up, flipped his Spanish language switch and called out to Rock with a fearful tone. "Rock?"
The Blue Bomber paused to listen to what he had to say. He looked down in shock. He looked at them and winced. "... Fuck."
"AHHHHHHHH!!!/AIIEIEIEIEIEIE!!!/HOOOOOLYYYY CRAAAAAAAAP!!!" the three fell at an unprecedented rate, seeing a plethora of random objects move at the same rate they were falling.
You have guns, you have swords, you have axes, shields, bullets, tranquilizer darts, bombs, nukes, and more when talking about destructive/defensive items. You have alcoholic beverages of all kinds ranging from beer, scrumpy and moonshine to cognacs, spirits and vodka. Drugs and edibles of all kinds rained like Christmas presents. Skooma, Mojo and Truffles included. Ganja, Purple Kush and the freshest of the Devil's salad fell like paper in the wormhole's sky.
Slowly looking up, Rock, Roll, and Cut looked at everything surrounding them in awe and shock. Cut began impersonating Louis Armstrong as weed, Doritos and Mountain Dew bottles flew by. Time felt as though Flash Man used his Flash Stopper.
"I see leaves of green~ a~nd Purple Kush!
Mah skin is blue~, a~nd your dog too.
So I take in a puff... *puffs some smoke* What a Wonderful Herb!"
Glancing at each other, Rock and Roll shrugged as they fell deeper and deeper...
Simply Stupid One-shot end...
Sheesh... I came a long way from where I was at first. October 29th, I finished performing at a concert where I got inspired to make my own stories, this very day, I started my account in this site and now, I am counting down the days until I show my 2nd year anniversary cover that will appear on both MM:DM seasons, SS:SBR, and Simply Stupid: Off Topic. I'm using those because they were posted on their respective years.
Looking at what I made, I somewhat feel upset that not a whole lot of people write satire, and not a whole lot of people appreciate parodies. I made this series to entertain readers with my failed attempts to be serious. While I do have some stories that are serious, I ultimately just want people to have fun and imagine their favorite scenes in any way and in any style. I thank everyone for reading what I write- I really am. It helps me try to breathe life into zany creations that I hope can help mean more than 'Ooh! Failed attempts of depression! Hahaha!' or 'This stuff sucks. At least the exaggeration is funny.'. I just want to inspire others to help make people smile and laugh more since we really do.
Here are the references:
1. Cut Man and Elder Scrolls Skooma
2. Double standards
3. The Perverted Mermaid finally got grossed out by something perverted: Moaning like a ghost in the shower.
4. There is this one fanfic I read where Mega Man takes a dump because of Mighty No. 9. I recommend you try finding it and reading it.
5. Boofing
6. Remember the portals Dr. Wily made in Season 2? Now they are coming back as something big.
7. Anal Beetles from Simply Stupid: Off Topic. They are reddish-brown, look like massive turds, and are parasitic.
8. Weapons, drugs, alcohol, special herbs and more
9. I made a parody of What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong
Happy anniversary, everyone. Here's to another year of memes, jokes, gags and fun!
