I decided that I'm gonna make a small arc for the quarantine so I can get it done faster. Happy late anniversary to Simply Stupid and Mega Man: DeafMatch!

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Everything was black... It's all Cut felt- just black. What happened earlier? He, Rock, and Roll were sucked into a wormhole full of snacks, drinks, drugs, weapons, and more. He swore he saw a house worth of guns with random numbers pasted from 1 to a million. Those are some rookie numbers! Some guns were still primed and loaded, ready to fire.

"Sweet gears... What happened after we blacked out? And... Is that Mountain Dew?!" a bottle flew by, confirming his suspicions, before colliding into cans of Monster Energy, White Claw and Arizona Iced Tea in an explosion of light. "... So many drinks in here. Dang I feel thirsty!"

He looked around and spotted a bottle of skooma. He grabbed it, only to see it slip away like a vision. "Whoah..." land appeared below him, with everything looking like... blocks. Neat stacks of dirt and grass, freaky animals that are entirely composed of cubes and prisms- he ripped off his head-scissors and chopped down a few trees, watching smaller blocks come to him like an army of ants.

A portal opened up beneath his feet as he was whisked away just as he came in...

Back in the Light Mansion...

"Hnn..." Honey was strapped to the couch, disoriented from the boofing she got. She opened her eyes suddenly and looked around. "Huh?! What happened?"

Tornado Man didn't respond as he clogged up an oil leakage coming out of his nose and looked away. This isn't holy at all.

"Splash? Vivace? What happened?" Splash Woman refused to answer. Same with the other late DLNs. Honey looked down and noticed that she's only in [INSERT NSFW HERE]-

"God, forgive me." Guts murmured with his eyes closed. He wore a suit and tie, praying as though he was going to die. Honey looked at Guts, still ignored.

Anyways, She's only in her black and yellow bra and panties. Outer leg and arm casings not included. She looked at Hypno Woman, who was at the other side of the room in a Zoom call. "Mari? Where are my clothes?"

"-not gonna prescribe an antidepressant for you, Kyle. All it'll do is mess up your dopamine sensors... I know the you messed up the moment you said the N-word during the livestream. Just stay calm, okay? Stay true to yourself, just keep focusing on your essay, and I know you can get the forgiveness of the African-American community. Congratulations on completing your sensitivity training! Remember: Avoid, Alter, Adapt, and Accept. Thank you for calling!" Mari pinched the bridge of her nose after she ended her call. She gave a sour glare at Honey. "..."

"Who was that?"

"...A racecar driver who got suspended from all motorsports until he completes his sensitivity training, which you nearly ruined! This is why I hate doing Zoom calls!"

"W- well, I want to know why I'm almost naked."

"You got somehow got boofed by that drug Cut was put on rehab from. Last time Auto checked, ROBOT MASTER CHASSIS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ARSEHOLES! You even built a 'Fap chamber' in sixty-nine point sixty-nine to the sixty-ninth seconds! What the hell?! Not even Cut could do that! Your clothes are in your room."

"Can you get me out?"

Mari laughed. "Hahaha! *sighs* No. We're not taking any chances of you getting a rectal insertion again. A wormhole sucked up Rock, Roll, and Cut, so we don't know where they ar-"

Just as she said that, Cut flew out of a wormhole that appeared, with chunks of wood following as well. Also, some crusty and rusted sea-drenched locomotive tenders fell on Guts.

"F4(K!!!" the heavy lifter groaned out.

Rock and Roll climbed out of the tenders, also drenched with sea water. They had green swirls surrounding them. They jerked and shuddered for eight seconds until the swirls disappeared.

"*cough!* I think we were yeeted into Minecraft!" Rock coughed. Roll nodded.

Simply Stupid One-shot end...

References:

1. Beverages

2. Minecraft

3. Guts Man praying still

4. There's this Japanese-American dirt racer, who is also a NASCAR driver named Kyle Larson. The guy got fired from his previous motorsports team after doing the stupid by saying the N-word in an online iRacing match with racers from other countries. Long story short, he got reinstated after completing his Sensitivity Training and writing an essay as to why the N-word isn't his to use and his journey as to what happened after the 'Kyle Larson Fallout'.

It's just to pay homage to a disgraced guy that worked to redeem himself.

5. bOOF

6. In Sudrian Stupids, I wrote that the tender engines from Thomas the Tank Engine lost their tenders after a storm during their deportation. Yes, you heard me. The steam engines of Thomas the Tank Engine.

7. Zoom calls

8. 69.69 /\ 69 seconds and the fap chamber Honey screamed last 1-shot

That's all for now, folks!