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The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!

S3 E11: Foxy's Family

Team Fazbear relaxed in their beautiful hideout. Freddy and Bonnie played Jump-It in the living room. Chica sat by herself, reading a novel. Foxy danced.

"Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" Foxy danced and he accidentally bumped into Bonnie.

"Stop!" Bonnie pushed him away.

"UH, UH." Foxy twerked, and he bumped into Chica.

Chica put her book down. "Stop!"

"Nah." Foxy refused. "Back in the old pirate days, my parents and I would do this to our rivals whenever they fail to steal our gold. The only difference is that we would pull our pants down!"

*BOING!* *BOING!*

His butt bounced as he continued to twerk. "Oh yeah, shake what thy momma gave you!"

*KICK!*

Chica kicked Foxy in his butt.

"YEE-HAW!" Foxy jumped in the air, falling on the coffee table.

*THUD!*

"COME ON!" Freddy yelled because he and Bonnie were playing the board game on that same table.

Fred came out of the basement. "What the 'W' was that?!" Fred asked, and everyone pointed to Foxy.

"Cut it out." Fred pointed to Foxy and went back into the basement.

"HE HE." Foxy giggled and got up. "He said what the 'W'."

LATER...

"I'm hungry. I'm gonna get some juice." Foxy got up.

"You're hungry, so you get juice?" Freddy asked.

*POW!*

Foxy hit his toe on the table. "#%& !" Foxy cursed. A cannon blast sound effect covered the naughty word.

Chica put down her book. "Stop cursing!" She said to Foxy.

"Back in the old pirate days, when I fail to do something, my parents would say bad words right to me."

"You have bad parents!" Chica shouted.

"YOU have bad parents! Your mom sleeps with guys, and she is married at the same time!"

"She divorced my dad, stupid!"

"Yeah, because your dad was a bad dad." Foxy folded his arms and walked away.

*POW!*

Chica threw her book at Foxy's butt. "YEE-HAW!" Foxy jumped in the air and fell.

LATER...

Foxy was hiding behind the couch, waiting for someone. Freddy came to the couch to sit down.

"GOT YOU!" Foxy jumped up and put Freddy in a chokehold.

"STOP!" Freddy fought back and they wrestled. Bonnie and Chica entered the room, and Chica angrily threw her book at Foxy.

"YEE-HAW!" Foxy fell immediately after the book hit him right in his noggin.

"Stop saying 'Yee-haw'." Bonnie helped Freddy up. "You not no cowboy."

"That's a double negative." Chica corrected him.

"Shut up, grammar cop," Bonnie said, in an upset tone.

"I'm used to it. Back in the old pirate days my parents and I would say 'Yee-Haw' every time we got hurt."

"I don't care." Freddy dusted himself off. "And why did you sneak behind me and do that?"

"Back in the old pirate days, my parents and I would hide somewhere, and when our intruders came, we would perform a sneak attack."

"GRR!" Chica growled. "We don't care about your previous pirate life!"

"But I'm just telling you guys how I developed!"

"Spell 'developed'," Bonnie said.

"Uh, d-e-f-e-l-i-p-e-d?" Foxy shrugged.

"Not quite." Bonnie folded his arms.

"Ugh, if only we could just see your parents," Freddy said. "Then this would all make sense."

A big smile appeared on Foxy's face. "Uh oh." Bonnie looked at Foxy's mischievous smile.

"Nice going Freddy, now he is going to call his parents over here, then they are just going to twerk all night long."

"Oh, I'm smiling because I was thinking about Chica," Foxy said.

"Weirdo!" Chica took a few steps away from him.

"But calling my parents is a good idea!" Foxy pointed in the air. He pulled something from behind his back. It was a large blowhorn. It was a cream and bronze color, and it had treasure chest accents engraved in it.

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

Foxy blew in the blowhorn, and Team Fazbear covered their ears. It sounded like a tuba playing a single note, except it was super loud and obnoxious!

"WHY DID YOU BLOW THAT!" Chica shouted.

"My ears are bleeding!" Bonnie put his hand to cover his ear.

"Well duh, I'm calling them!" Foxy shouted. "They ain't got no phones!"

"Again, that's a double negative!" Chica called.

"Well, are they even coming?" Freddy asked, covering his ears.

"I don't know," Foxy said. "I'll do it again."

"Wait, dont-"

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!* *TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!* *BANG!*

Fred punched a hole from the basement door, and then he ran right through it. Everyone looked at Fred, and he was VERY MAD!

"WHAT IS THAT NOISE!" Fred screamed.

"Oh, I'm blowing this blowhorn to call my parents." Foxy pointed to the blowhorn.

"WHY are you calling your parents?!" Fred asked.

"Because Freddy told me to." Foxy pointed to Freddy.

"GRR!" Fred ran to the blowhorn and grabbed it.

"STOP!" shouted Foxy.

*SNAP!*

"Oh." Foxy looked at the broken blowhorn.

"Good." Freddy wiped some sweat off of his face. "Now his parents aren't coming."

"Good thing I have ANOTHER ONE!" Foxy pulled another one behind his back. And this one was MUCH BIGGER.

"#%& !" Freddy, Bonnie, Fred, and Chica cursed. This time, a blowhorn sound effect covered the word.

Foxy ran outside of the hideout and went on the street. He took a deep breath and then-

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

"HEY! SHUT UP!" People poked their heads out of their windows.

"What's going on?!"

"What is that sound?!"

"That is really annoying."

"We went to college, you know!"

"SHUT THE JUNK UP!" A man inside of his car shouted.

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

"STOP!" Bonnie shouted. "You are going to make my ears bleed MORE!

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

*WEE-WOO!**WEE-WOO!*

The cops arrived in the area to handle the situation.

"We had some noise complaints here." A female cop looked around.

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

The cops observed Foxy.

"YO!" The male cop shouted. "Stop blowing that extremely large blowhorn!"

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

"What?" Foxy couldn't hear them.

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

"I said-"

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

"Stop blowing-"

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

"That-"

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

"BLOWHORN!"

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

"GRAAA!" The female cop tackled Foxy. She grabbed the blowhorn and snapped it.

"Crap," Fred said. "I wanted to break it."

"Alright, problem solved every one." The male cop shouted. "You can go on with your business now."

"Finally!" The people went on with their business.

"Heh." Freddy was laughing. "I remember when Chica liked Fred." He pointed to Chica.

"I don't like Fred no more!" Chica said.

"That's a double negative!" Bonnie announced, catching Chica off guard.

"SHUT UP!" Chica shouted to Bonnie, and then she quickly glanced in Fred's direction. Fred looked at the viewers, acting like he didn't see Chica.

"Ship!" Freddy exclaimed.

"Eww, you ship us?" Fred asked.

"No, ship!" He pointed. They all saw a BIG SHIP.

"There we go!" Foxy ran towards the ship. "MOM! DAD!"

"My ears..." Bonnie grabbed a paper towel to put on his ear.

"My nose..." Chica grabbed a paper towel to put on her nose.

"MY MOUTH..." Freddy grabbed a paper towel to put on his mouth.

"Eww," Fred said.

The large boat moved on the street. It was in ground mode, so wheels appeared on the bottom of the ship. It finally stopped in the middle of the street.

"HEY!" A man yelled. "MOVE! You are blocking the street!"

*BANG!*

They shot a cannonball at his car. "AAAAAAA!" He jumped out of the car. The cannonball was on it, and it was wrecked.

"HEY!" He shouted.

*BANG!*

They shot another cannonball and it landed right on top of him.

"I hate my life," he said.

The ship stopped moving as it reached Fazbear's hideout. Four people jumped out of the ship.

*THUD!*

3 of them landed on the ground. The last one fell on his stomach.

"I'm good." said the individual that fell, and he got up.

"Ha!" Freddy laughed. "I bet he is the stupid one!"

"You're the stupid one," Foxy replied.

Freddy made a nasty face. The four pirates walked closer, and Team Fazbear saw them clearly. "ARRG!" The man walked to Foxy. He hugged him. "OH HO HO! FOXY!"

"DAD!" They hugged.

"Guys, meet my dad." Foxy moved out of the way so they could see him. He had tan skin, wearing a pirate hat, a red shirt, a jean jacket, blue pants, and boots. His dark red hair was seen sticking through his pirate hat.

"Uh hi." Freddy let out of his hand. His dad grabbed his hand.

*CRUNCH!*

"YEOOOOCH!" Freddy instantly let go of his hand.

"HE HE HE HAHA!" Foxy's father slapped his knee. "Gets everyone all the time!"

"Guys, meet my mom."

Foxy's mom stepped forward. "Hello." She had light skin, brown hair, a brown pirate hat, black lipstick, brown shirt, black jean jacket, and black pants.

"She looks like a tough woman," Bonnie whispered to Freddy.

"Yes, I am." She appeared behind them.

"GAAAAAAAH!" Bonnie and Freddy jumped out of their pants.

"Sissies." Fred folded his arms and rolled his eyes.

Freddy and Bonnie put their pants back on. They looked down. "I think this is your pants," Freddy said, looking at his legs.

"Ewww," Chica said.

"Guys, this is my sister." Foxy's sister stepped up.

"Hi." She stepped up. "I'm Fatima."

Freddy and Bonnie stared at her.

"She hot-" Freddy said.

"I know," Bonnie replied instantly before Freddy could even finish.

Fatima has the same dark tan skin color as Foxy and wore the same thing as Foxy's mom, but she had a black shirt, brown jean jacket, brown pants, brown hair, and black pirate hat. She also had a couple of bracelets, gold eyes like Foxy, and freckles. Fatima walked to Freddy.

"Hi."

Freddy looked into her eyes. Fatima smiled.

"You're ho-"

*SMACK!*

Bonnie put his hand on Freddy's mouth before he could finish.

"You don't even know her yet!" Bonnie whispered in Freddy's ear.

Fatima was confused.

"I'm Freddy."

"I'm Bonnie."

"Hi!" She hugged them both.

Bonnie and Freddy looked at each other with big smiles and red faces. Fatima walked to Fred.

"Hi!"

"I'm Fred, Freddy's brother," Fred said quickly.

"I'm sorry, can you repeat-"

"Bye." Fred pushed her away, and she sucked her teeth.

"She's just like Foxy." Chica thought.

"And lastly, meet my brother." Foxy's brother stepped up.

Foxy's brother had a parrot on his shoulder.

"Hi, I'm Fargo." He said.

"Heh." Freddy laughed. "He's fat."

"Like you," Foxy replied.

Fargo was a large boy. He had a red bandana, brown hair, an eyepatch, a red and white striped shirt, and black pants. He also had a telescope in his pocket.

"Yo." Freddy came to him and shook his hand. Fred, Bonnie, and Chica did as well.

"Fargo?" Bonnie whispered to Freddy. "More like FATgo."

"HE HE HE!" They all giggled.

"Well, come on in!" Foxy opened the door. His family ran inside.

"Hey!" Freddy ran in after him.

Foxy's family started to touch things.

"These feel so different." Foxy's dad touched a vase.

"Let me see that." His mother grabbed it. "This doesn't look legit enough." She threw the vase.

*CRACK!**CRACK!**BREAK!*

They destroyed things. Foxy folded his arms, smiled, and watched them destroy things.

"This couch is comfy." Fargo sat on the couch and put his feet up.

*BREAK!*

The feet on the couch began to break.

"H-help me..." The couch groaned. "Ugh..."

The couch died.

"GRR..." Fred did not like them. "YO!" They all stopped.

"Alright, whose house is this?" Fred asked.

"Foxy's." His family said.

Chica stood in front of Foxy. "It's our house."

"Oh."

"And this isn't your house, so you mustn't treat it like your house." Fred and Chica said simultaneously.

"Are you two dating?" Fatima asked. "You just said the same thing at the same time."

Fred took 3 steps away from Chica. "We are not dating," Fred replied firmly. "Anyway, you are not in pirate land, so don't act like you are."

Foxy's family sat down like normal people. They pulled their hands off of things.

"There we go." Fred smiled. "And one more thing."

"What?"

"Don't ever go in the basement."

"Why?" Fargo asked.

"Just don't."

"Why?" Foxy's mom asked. "What are you hiding?"

"JUST...DON'T GO IN THERE."

"Why?"

Fred's face became red. Fred ground his teeth, clenched his fists, and shook violently.

"I-I-Is he mad?" Fargo asked.

"No, he's happy." Foxy's dad rolled his eyes.

"Oh."

"NOW. DON'T EVER GO IN THE BASEMENT. AND I MEAN IT. BECAUSE IF ANY OF YOU EVER SET YOUR FREAKING FOOT IN THE BASEMENT I WILL-"

Freddy pushed Fred into the basement.

"Here are your chill pills." Freddy threw them in the basement and shut the door.

"Wow, it's already 6 PM." Foxy looked at the clock. "How about you guys stay for dinner?"

"Yeah!" They all jumped in the air.

"T-They are staying for dinner." Freddy frowned.

"Yeah," Foxy whispered in Freddy's ear.

"What's on the menu? Fried Fish?" Foxy's dad asked and rubbed his tummy.

"Ooh! Do you guys know how to cook octopus?" Fargo asked.

"I will love some juicy shark," Fatima said.

"Uh, we don't eat those here," Chica said. "But I do know how to make sushi!"

"YUCK!" Foxy's family shouted.

"Chica, they don't like SUSHI! They like cooked seafood!" Foxy shouted and growled at Chica. "What's wrong with you?"

"I didn't know!" Chica shrugged. "Okay look, I'll just make what I can. I'm going to go cook."

Foxy's family sat down.

"So, how's...you know, Pirate life?" Freddy asked in an awkward way.

"Well, every day it's just waking up, eating a small breakfast, and getting ready to fight." Foxy's father said.

"COO." Freddy made a cuckoo face.

"Ha!" Bonnie laughed at it.

"Where did you guys sleep?" Chica asked, in the kitchen.

"We used to sleep on old Daisy, ship," Fatima answered. "We would have to keep watch every few hours before we get attacked."

"But now, we got a lovely island with our townhouse, and we're living pretty lavish currently, lad." Foxy's father said, stretching his legs

"Yup," nodded Fargo.

"So, who are Captain Lurey and his crew?" Bonnie asked. "I remember he came here one time."

"Well..." Foxy's dad tried to remember.

FLASHBACK...

Captain Lurey was actually a strong and fierce warrior. His crew was called the Irish Island Invaders. And one day, He attacked us.

"AAAAA!" Foxy's dad got up.

"GRAAA!" Captain Lurey's crew jumped from their ship onto theirs. Foxy's dad only had a small sword.

"Stay back!" His dad attacked.

"What's going to happen?" Fatima asked.

"Stay on the ship!" Foxy's mom tripped some pirates and tossed them into the water.

"We can help fight!" Fargo shouted.

"NO!" They kept fighting.

Then, I got hit.

*STAB!*

"YEE-HAW!" Foxy's dad fell down.

"DAD!" Foxy shouted, and he, Fatima, and Fargo ran to fight. Three of Lurey's crew members jumped on.

*KICK!*

Foxy kicked them both simultaneously with both of his legs. "Later!" Fatima pushed them into the water.

*POW!*

Fargo punched another one in the stomach. "OHH!" He groaned.

*KICK!*

Foxy kicked him off.

"NO!" Captain Lurey jumped back on his ship. He loaded a cannonball into the cannon and fired it.

*BANG!*

It hit Foxy on his leg, and he immediately fell down. Foxy didn't know he got hit by the cannon until he landed on the ground. "Arrgg!"

"Foxy!" Fatima went down to treat him.

"Kids!" Their mom stopped fighting, quickly running towards them to help.

*YAAA!*

A pirate jumped in the air. "AAAAA!"

We were all knocked out; we woke up seeing that Foxy had been kidnapped by them. Apparently, the lads have been watching Foxy and they saw his strength. They thought Foxy was going to be a good member of their crew.

END OF FLASHBACK...

"AWESOME!" Freddy applauded. Fatima giggled in response to Freddy. Freddy smiled. "Did you see that, Bonnie? I made Fatima smile."

"Wow," he said.

"And here is the second part," Foxy said, as he began to tell the second part of the story.

FLASHBACK...

"AAAAAA!" Foxy screamed. "What happened?"

I was trapped in a cage.

"BOO!" Captain Lurey shouted behind Foxy.

"AAAH!" Foxy screamed and tried to break out of the cage.

"HAHA!" Lurey laughed. "Fool. You think it's just one, two, three and you escape from me custody?"

"Uh, yes?" Foxy shrugged.

"HA! Well, THINK AGAIN!" Captain Lurey drew his sword.

"Avast ye, stop!" Foxy cried and screamed. "Let me free!"

And here became the twist.

"I'll set you free. If you make a deal with me."

"UGH..."

"Join my crew, and we will attack other ships and bases, and then we will grow stronger than ever! I will provide you with food, shelter, clothing, and everything you need, bucko."

And at this point, I had to make up my mind.

"NO," Foxy shouted. "I'll never join you."

"Alright!" Captain Lurey shrugged. "I'll just have me crew members throw you overboard right into the river so you can drown and die!"

"AAAAA!" Foxy screamed.

"Arg arg!" Lurey laughed. "Shark Bait you will become, lad! Arg! Now go get HIM!" he shouted to his members

"ARRG!" Two of his crew members came and picked up Foxy's cage.

"Throw him in in five..."

"NO!"

"Four."

"WAIT! WAIT!" Foxy screamed.

"Three."

"I-I-"

"Two." Lurey was about to finish the counting.

"Oh..."

"ONE!"

"I'LL JOIN YE!" Foxy screamed. "Please!"

"HAHA!" Lurey laughed. "That's a good lad. Let him out of the cage, swashbucklers!"

His crew members opened the cage and let him out.

"Oh my." Foxy's heart was beating fast.

I was a member of Lurey's crew for years. We grew very wealthy by gaining loot and land. I even made new friends like Parko while being part of his crew. And during this time, I had completely forgotten about my parents.

END OF FLASHBACK...

"Holy ice cream." Bonnie was shocked.

"Aye." Foxy looked down at the ground. "It was either do or die," he spoke.

"Is that the end?" Chica asked, peeking out of the kitchen.

"No, there's more," Foxy said. "Remember when pirates came here to attack us?"

"Yeah, that was Lurey and his crew!" Bonnie replied.

"Aye, we became super powerful. However, there was one thing that was really circling me brain. That thing was rule number 9 for all pirates, and it was to respect their parents and follow their guidelines." Foxy quickly glanced in his parent's direction. His father put his hand on Foxy's shoulder and smiled. It would be a curse to be on the enemy's team, so me had to some low-key gold trading with friendly hearties, and escape, leaving Lurey broke."

FLASHBACK...

"Thank ye, strong and brave pirate." A woman collected the loot that was stolen from Captain Lurey's crew. "What be thy name?"

"Foxy."

"Thank ye, Foxy!"

*SMOOCH!*

She kissed Foxy on the mouth, and he stood there, smiling.

"Hehe!" She giggled at Foxy, who was flattered by the kiss. A couple of seconds later, Foxy grabbed the girl again and kissed her again. She wrapped her arms around Foxy's neck and he put his hand on her tail. After kissing for a bit, he had to go.

"Bye!" She and the people on her ship waved and left. "Be sure to blowhorn me!" Foxy jumped right into the water and swam.

Now that Captain Lurey was in a small crisis, it was me time to find me family. It took me an entire day of swimming, and I found them. Apparently, they had moved to a small island, where many families and me mateys lived from now on. It had nice, warm weather, lots of trees, food, and other plants. It also had very high defense, so if Captain Lurey dares so set foot there for an attack, he would get what he would deserve.

"FOXY!" His mom, dad, sister, and brother hugged him. They went inside their house happily.

But then only 2 days later, it happened.

Foxy and his family were eating breakfast. But then-

*BANG!* *BANG!*

The island was getting attacked.

"HUP! HUP!" Its military soldiers sprung into action. The soldiers had guns, missiles, and grenades.

*BANG!* *BANG!**BANG!* *BANG!*

Cannonballs flew right by their heads. The soldiers thought it was going to be easy, but it wasn't. The desperate Captain Lurey vowed to cleave me to the brisket.

END OF FLASHBACK...

"What happened?" Freddy asked.

"Did Lurey cheat?" Chica asked, in the kitchen.

"No. Apparently, he asked 3 different crews to join him, giving him the upper hand."

"Crap!" Bonnie's eyes widened. "This guy..."

FLASHBACK...

*BANG!* *BANG!**BANG!* *BANG!*

"What do you want?" A military soldier screamed at Lurey. "Why are you attacking us?!"

"Aaaarrrrgggghhhh, all me want is one person, bucko."

"Who?" The soldier asked.

"Someone by the name of FOXY," Lurey shouted.

Then, my heart stopped for a second. I had to give meself to Captain Lurey or else our beautiful island would get destroyed.

"Every SECOND that I don't have Foxy, a building goes DOWN!" Captain Lurey shouted. He then paused for a second. "Fire in the HOLE!" he hollered to his buccaneers.

*BANG!*

One building went down.

"I gotta give myself in!" Foxy ran to go to Captain Lurey.

*GRAB!*

His mom grabbed him. "No, you aren't."

"Why?" Foxy asked. "But mom, if they don't have me, they will destroy our island!"

*BANG!* *BANG!**BANG!* *BANG!*

Foxy looked into the distance and watched buildings go down. The military soldiers threw grenades at the ship; it barely did any damage.

*ZIP! *ZIP!*

Military missiles flew in the air, and they flew towards Lurey.

*BANG!* *BANG!*

That didn't do much damage to the ship either. Military soldiers jumped into planes and then shot at the pirate ship. Parko shot a bomb at a plane.

*BANG!*

The plane was destroyed and the soldier inside was killed.

"Stop shooting me!" Lurey shouted. "You are just wasting your ammunition, you silly scallywag!"

"FOXY!" His mom shouted as she watched Captain Lurey and his crew wreck their island. "You have to escape!"

"Where IS FOXY?!" Captain Lurey shot another bomb. "I still want Foxy!"

"Foxy, what I want you to do is jump into the ocean and find somewhere else to go."

"What?" Foxy shouted. "So I have to swim to another island?"

"Yes." His mom nodded. "Or, you can give yourself to captain Lurey, OR you can stay here and watch our island get destroyed."

"UH..." Foxy couldn't decide. Foxy didn't want to be in captain Lurey's possession or let their island get destroyed. He had to escape the island, and go far away as he can.

I had to do it, for rule number nine. So I escaped.

"Aye, mother." He nodded.

*JUMP!* *SPLASH!*

Foxy jumped into the water and swam far away.

*BANG!* *BANG!*

Captain Lurey STILL bombed the island! It was 35% destroyed!

"I still don't have Foxy!" Captain Lurey got angry. "WHERE IS THE LAD!"

"He isn't here." A soldier shouted.

"WHAT?" Lurey shouted. "Hold the fire, crew."

Captain Lurey's crew stopped shooting, and he walked up to the edge of his ship. "Why, y'all tell lies like sailors!" Lurey folded his arms. "I know I saw him just now, you scallywags!"

"We had to search for him." Foxy's mom shouted to Lurey (she was by the shore).

"Arrg, I still don't believe yall. If you are his mom, shouldn't you be more concerned that Foxy is gone?" Captain Lurey asked.

"I uh..." His mom hesitated.

"Mom, don't mess this up!" Fatima said to herself, back at home.

"I'm scared, mom!" Fargo sat in the corner and rocked.

"ARRG!" Captain Lurey's body filled with RAGE! "WHERE IS FOXY!"

"NOW!" A soldier shouted.

*FLASH!* *ZOOM!*

The soldier shot a huge missile. "PSYCH!" Lurey ducked.

*BANG!*

The missile exploded, and their pirate ship spun around and around.

"UGH..." Captain Lurey groaned and he got dizzy. He ran to the edge of the ship to throw up. But then, Lurey saw something! "ARGG!" He pointed to the sea. "AT EAST!" All of his crew members looked. In the water was Foxy, who was swimming away!

"Bring a Spring Upon 'er, AND BOMB HIM!" Lurey hollered.

*BANG!**BANG!**BANG!**BANG!**BANG!*

Foxy turned around, whilst swimming. "Huh?"

Cannonballs were flying to him. "AAAAAAAAA!" Foxy swam faster.

*BONK!*

A cannonball landed on Foxy, and he sunk into the ocean.

"HAHA! GOT HIM!" Lurey laughed.

"FOXY!" People on the island screamed.

Foxy tried to swim above water to breathe, but more cannonballs kept falling into the ocean.

*SPLASH!* *SPLASH!* *SPLASH!*

The cannonballs landed above Foxy, preventing him from swimming above water. Foxy was close to drowning. He opened his mouth and watched air bubbles come out. Foxy closed his eyes as he sank. His face slowly turned purple.

"YES!" Lurey laughed.

"WAIT!" Parko shouted.

"Eh?"

"We weren't supposed to kill him!"

Captain Lurey stood there like an idiot. "My mistake, lad."

Parko grabbed an extremely strong grappling hook and used it to pick up Foxy. Parko pulled the grappling hook close to him, carrying Foxy.

"HA HA!" Lurey shook his butt to the people on the island. "We'll be taking Foxy!"

"I think he's dead." A member of Lurey's crew said.

"Fish paste." Lurey turned his back to Foxy. "Well, Feed the Fish."

Foxy opened his eyes, he had faked dying. "GOT YOU!" Foxy jumped up and put Lurey in a chokehold.

"WHAT?" Lurey screamed. "Argg!" Lurey forced Foxy off of him.

*KICK!*

Foxy then kicked Lurey right in the chin, and he fell over.

"^! %&!" Lurey cursed on the ground.

Parko came with a KNIFE.

"Where you think you going, lad?" Parko asked.

*JUMP!*

Foxy jumped into the air and jumped on Parko's head.

"AAAAAA!" Parko fell over. "CONCUSSION!"

*POW!*

Foxy punched a member of Lurey's crew.

*BANG!* *BANG!*

Cannonballs were shot at Foxy. He caught a cannonball.

"How?" One of Lurey's crew members asked.

*TOSS!*

Foxy threw it at him and he fell in the water.

*SPLASH!*

"AAAAAAA!" He screamed.

*CHOMP!*

A shark ate him.

2 MINUTES LATER...

Foxy fought off Captain Lurey's crew and jumped into the water to continue his escape plan.

"Good luck, Foxy!" His mom screamed at him and wiped tears from her eyes. Fatima and Fargo cried.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Captain Lurey took off his hat, threw it on the floor, and jumped on it. "Freaking FISH PASTE!" he screamed

*BANG!**BANG!**BANG!*

The military bombed Captain Lurey's ship until he retreated.

"I will get Foxy soon!" He screamed as he moved his ship away.

*POW!*

His ship exploded, and wood planks tell all over the ocean. "Dar...dar!" Lurey mumbled to himself as he sat on a large wooden plank and used his hands in the water to move away.

After that, I swam here to this town. I had to become a normal boy, I got adopted by two lonely people, and I lived with them ever since. Since I was in this new town, I had to go to school and all of this "town stuff". This became the new phase of my life.

END OF FLASHBACK...

"Ha!" Freddy laughed. "Funny story!"

Chica nudged him.

"Aren't you supposed to be cooking?" Freddy asked.

"The food's finished," Chica said. "A long time ago."

*ZOOM!*

Freddy ran into the kitchen at the speed of light.

"Fatty," Bonnie said.

"Oh yes!" Foxy's dad looked at the table. "FISHLOAF!"

"Fishloaf?" Freddy asked.

"It's meatloaf, but with fish," Foxy whispered to Freddy.

"Wait, what do I eat if it's all seafood!"

Chica handed Bonnie a salad.

"That answers my question."

LATER...

They finished dinner and had a good discussion on Foxy's life.

"HA HA HA!" They all sat in the living room and laughed.

"Foxy," Bonnie called.

"Yeah?"

"Your family is awesome."

Foxy smiled. His family smiled. Freddy smiled. Bonnie smiled. Chica smiled. Fred growled.

"Oh my god," Chica grunted. "Why are you always mad at something?"

"There's no more ice cream!" Fred said, looking in the freezer.

*KNOCK!* *KNOCK!*

Foxy's dad opened the door. It was a COP!

"Evening." The cop greeted them and tipped his hat.

"Evening; how can we help you?" Chica asked.

"We had some complaints about a pirate ship blocking the street all day." The cop said. "Who is-"

"All day?" Freddy asked. "Then why are they doing something about this now?"

"I'm talking." The cop said. "You do not interrupt me."

"And what happens if we do?" Foxy's dad asked, ready to pull out his sword.

"Well, I'll arrest you."

"Excuse me, arrest us for what?" Chica asked.

"Interrupting me."

"Uh Uh," Chica said. "Not today."

"You can't arrest us for that!" Foxy screamed.

"What does arrest mean?" Fatima asked.

"That means that they will lock us up in a place called prison for a while," Bonnie told her.

"What a load of crap." Foxy's mother put some of her hair behind her ear.

"QUIET!" The cop yelled. "You are wasting my time, and you are making this episode too long with all your talking!"

"Episode?" Foxy asked.

"You need to get some sleep," Chica said.

"When's the last time you drank coffee?" Bonnie asked.

"I ain't drank no coffee!" Shouted the cop.

"That's a double negative!" Bonnie and Chica corrected him, simultaneously.

"AAAAAAAA!" The cop screamed and pulled out his taser. "EVERYONE SHUT UP, NOW!"

"AAAAA!" Foxy's family pulled out their weapons, ready to attack.

"Listen." Foxy's mother said. "You don't hurt us, we don't hurt you."

"Well, it seems like you guys WANT to get hurt because you talk TOO MUCH!" the cop screamed.

They did not speak.

"Now, who is responsible for that big pirate ship blocking the street?"

"That would be us." Foxy's dad folded his arms.

"Well, I order you to move it now. And, you will be charged a $1,000 fine for blocking the street."

"Whatever, we were about to leave anyway," Fargo grunted.

Chica gave the officer the money.

"You're rich, Chica." Bonnie smiled at her. "How are you so rich?"

"Because I'm a girl." Chica smiled. "And girls get money."

"Whoa." Bonnie gazed into space. "I wanna be a girl now."

Team Fazbear and Foxy's family left the hideout.

*HAPPY HAWAIIAN MUSIC PAYS*

"Bye, everyone!" Foxy's dad let out his hand to give handshakes.

*CRUNCH!*

"HE HE HE HA HA!" Foxy's father slapped his knee.

Freddy pouted and rubbed his wrist. Foxy's dad grabbed Chica's hand.

"No, please-"

*CRUNCH!*

"Don't..." Chica said as the pain was felt in her hand.

"Bye!" Fatima waved at Freddy and Bonnie.

"Bye..." They sadly waved.

*SMOOCH!**SMOOCH!*

Fatima kissed them. Freddy and Bonnie didn't say anything and instantly fainted.

"I don't know why you're so surprised; she normally kisses everyone when she leaves." Foxy folded his arms.

Foxy's family got on the ship.

"Well, I guess we are leaving now, heh heh!" Foxy's dad leaned over and shouted to them on the ship.

"Bye, dad!" Foxy waved.

"Just leave!" The cop shouted.

Fred looked at the cop in disgust. "Stupid." He thought.

"I love you, dad!" Foxy shouted to him.

"Oh ho, I love you too, lad." His dad said. "But there has to be another time where we are apart again."

"Bye mom, Fatima, and Fargo!"

They waved back.

"Remember to blowhorn me! I'll see y'all fellers on the other side one time!"

They drove the ship away to find water for it to travel on.

*CRUNCH!*

They drove over seven cars.

"Bye, everyone!" Foxy continued to wave. "Aah, their visit reminded me of the good old days."

"I'm just glad that's over." Freddy yawned. "I'm tired."

"Good thing I have another blowhorn to celebrate this moment!" Foxy pulled out a HUGE BLOWHORN! BIGGER THAN THE PREVIOUS TWO!"

"Son of a-," The cop said.

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

"YEE HAW #$^$!" Everyone screamed and then cursed.


I'm taking a break. The next episode's coming in March.