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Pearl Darkness.


Hey guys. Please enjoy this chapter.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #59

Start.

"Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear RWBY!"

"Yay!"

"Wow, it's been a while since we've done this."

"Feeling nostalgic eh, sis?"

"Not really."

"Aww Weissy such a tsun!" Ruby teased her partner.

"Not with the question that I'm going to read!"

"Is it LastOrder?"

"Do you ever read the question in advance, cat? You know, for preparations?"

"Do I look like I do?"

"Point taken."

"So is it LastOrder?"

"No."

"OBSERVER01?"

Weiss shook her head and sighed, "I'll just go ahead and read the question."

A pause.

"Discordant Rose asked, Dear God Em- See this is why!"

"It's conveniently your turn, so you have to read it. It's a rule, princess, and you like obeying rules."

"Not after she started dating Yang, honey."

"Right."

"Excuse me?!"

"Rules are meant to be broken after all!"

"Fine, I'll read it. Hmph." The heiress snorted, "Dear God Empress of Humankind Ruby, is there such a thing as enough dakka?"

"It's not even about you! Why are you so embarrassed to read it out loud?!" Ruby squeaked.

"Probably because she wanted to be the only Empress in the world. Or, you know, Overlady."

"Blake." She glared.

"Weiss." She glared back.

"Blake."

"Weiss."

"And what on Remnant is a dakka anyway?!" Weiss stopped bantering with the Faunus and instead turned to face the camera and yelled.

"Hang on a sec babe I'm Goggling it."

"Did you misspell 'Googling'?"

"No Blake, it's done on purpose to avoid copyright issues."

"What?" Weiss' tone sounded genuinely confused.

"Well, ya see, babe, it might not be a problem for the four of us, but it might be a big one for IBurn over that side!"

"Right, that again." Said babe sighed, "I don't even know why I bother."

"Be right back!" Yang winked at the camera.

A cartoon-like background appeared with a short old-timey music playing while Team RWBY did their 'research'.

"Okay, so, Discordant Rose...there's a lot of definitions for this term…" Ruby's troubled face was seen when the video resumed, shooting them in their usual filming position, "But I'm guessing it's the first result that came out. Thus, given that we do not play Warhammer-"

"I heard hammer!" A loud bang was heard as a female figure burst into Team RWBY's dorm with shining eyes.

"Sorry." Another figure appeared, apologized in a calm demeanor, then dragged the first figure out before closing the door gently.

"Sorry 'bout that." Ruby cleared her throat before continuing, "So, we can't really answer that question, because we didn't play the game."

"You can never have enough Dakka!" Yang continued after her sister with a high tension while making a gesture that seemed like she was holding Coco's minigun.

"Yeah yeah. Dakka." Blake spoke nonchalantly.

"Now it's starting to sound like something you say when you don't know what to say."

"Dakka."

"Though that's probably not how it's used." The blonde shrugged after her statement.

"Dakka."

"Blake."

"Weiss. Dakka."

"Stop."

"Dakka."

"Dakka." Ruby repeated after the Faunus while trying her best to suppress her laughter.

"I can't think of any puns to make with that term. Damn it."

"Dakka."

"Dakka." The lovebirds repeated after one another.

Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose, then moved her hand closer to the camera while mumbling, "...End it here. Not sure if I can take it any longer.."

-beep-

"My sister and her lover are currently dakka-ing over there, so only Weiss and I will be doing the outro of this vlog!" Yang's cheerful grin was seen on screen after the bleep.

"That term sounded so lewd when you use it like that."

"Weiss!" The blonde gasped dramatically, "When did you learn that term?!"

"From you, Captain Obvious."

"Yang is never lewd!"

The heiress just rolled her eyes in response.

"Do you think we should shoot ourselves dakka-ing, then insert it at some point in our vlogs and call it an inter-lewd?"

"Yang."

"Or we can not up-lewd the footage, and instead just watch it to get into the mood when we-"

"Xiao Long."

"Okay shutting up. But if you viewers have any questions you can submit them for us to answer! Comment or PM!"

"Bye." Weiss greeted the viewers briefly before shutting the camera down.

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Tsk tsk, this Yang, so lewd in the middle of the day. Then again, when is she not lewd?

Just kidding, that's what my friends say about me anyway. They all call me lewd when I'm, possibly the purest girl in the world. I don't even know what 'lewd' means!

Anyway, jokes aside, I tried not telling whoever is speaking at times and only wrote the dialogues. Is it confusing? Can I have some feedback? Thanks in advance!

P.S. I wrote this in under an hour and published it right after. So if it feels like it's rushed, it actually is.


I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to: Pearl Darkness.