Before reaching the spider village, Rick took a trip back to the Sanshez house, still having Pinkie. The rest of the family are having dinner, when out of nowhere Rick punches his son in law, Jerry Smith, in the face. ''Ow, what was that for!?''
''Cause I'm involved in a village of spiders and don't want your stupid comments, Jerry!'' Rick cried.
''Giant spiders Rick!? Why giant spiders!?'' Morty cried nervously.
''I don't know Morty, I don't know what's going on anymore, t-this writer is weird Morty, He's just throwing together as many plots as he can to hide the fact he doesn't know how to write.. He even turned Dash into a demon again, that's just lazy writing Morty!''
''Oh geez, don't be mean Rick, he's doing his best.'' Marty said standoffishly.
''It's lazy Morty! all he does is retell other people plots Morty, but throwing in his characters!''
''Come on Rick, it still counts as…''
''W Whatever, lets go Lancer.'' Rick said, leading them though the portal.
''... So that's the story, Liz said it's important to keep you guys as allies.. So I brought you a queen.'' Rick explained, pointing at the nevous Lancer. They are in a giant spider hive. Most of t is filled with green moss, and webbings. And it looks much like a beehive. Kinda, but not really.
''Why her?'' asked one of the spiders.
''I -I don't know, V said it was important. And besides.. She reminds me of my daughter.. Before she became a drunk.'' Rick explained.
''Mean like yuou?'' Pinkie sassed.
''Shut it Beth, daddy is talking to the spider people.'' Rick replied, offhandedly.
''Well sorry, we already have a leader.'' one of the spiders said. And hanging upside down comes another large spider, wearing a crown.
''Yeah, and we don't need no human slut to take my place.'' the king spider said rudely. Pinkie is taken aback which Rick takes note of, telling him to apologize.
''No, now get ou-''
Out of nowhere a gunshot rings out, hitting the king spider though one of it's eyes, and it falls down dead. Rick holding a sawed off pump shotgun, Pinkie is jawdropped a bit.
''Ou-(burp )-no, l -looks like you need a new l-(burp )-eader.'' Rick said, completely deadpan despite the drunken burps thoughout it, as is common for Rick. Justin Roiland is legit drunk most times he voices him. Quite fitting for the character, as he's worse than Dashlene. Or at least tied to her.
The other spiders are silent. Wthout a boss, they are surprisingly meek. The former king seen bleeding out.
Rick lifts up one of Pinkie's arms saying ''well, Pinkie Lancer it is.. Anyone oppose?''
''I do.'' said a offview spider, Rck fires the gun in response, and another body is heard falling.
''Anyone else?'' Rick asked. no reply.
''Don't be shy.'' he adds.
A spider meekly raises a hand, and Rick shoots them.
''Good, glad we all are on the same page. Mika, get her ready.''
''Fine.'' replied a female spider, oddly unfazed by his actions, and pulls Pinkie into a backroom.
''Sorry.. About your king.'' Pink said awkwardly.
''Meh, whatever, he was an asshole anyway.'' Mika replied, taking the grown off the body, giving it to Lancer.
