Hey everyone! I just want to say Happy New Year by posting this. I don't own Mega Man. Period.

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November 30, 2020...

"I want to introduce your new brother who is finally ready to be activated, X!" Dr. Light clamored. Good lord, it was near midnight, so most of the DLNs hit the hay a few moments after staying up all night to see this. The press release will come out tomorrow.

Boy oh boy, were they in for a surprise...

December 24, 2020...

"Happy day 24 of DDD!" Splash Woman clamored to Rock when they woke up. Rock rubbed his eyes in confusion. What day is it again? And what is DDD?

"Ugh... Morning, Splash. What's DDD again?"

"Destroy Dick December... You wanna do it?" the perverted mermaid inquired with a masturbatory smile.

Rock facepalmed. He doesn't want to bust a nut. He doesn't even feel like something such as that will help him make it through the rest of the year. NNN was a waste, maybe DDD will be also.

"No."

"Nothing for your irresistible little mermaid?"

"No. You are an irreversible sea succubus that lives in the same room as me." Rock muttered. He got up and headed to the dining room to get some breakfast.

Cut Man and Ice Man were dicking around, messing with their cereal like lunatics, Guts Man was reading a newspaper, and Bond Man sat there at the table doing nothing. The casual morning of the DLN line. Nothing involving destruction, nothing having to do with Dr. Wily trying to take over the world, and nothing like aliens always crash landing in the United States of America and being detained because of being illegal aliens.

Pretty casual indeed.

"*sigh* Morning, Guts."

"Morning!"

"Morning, Cut. Morning, Ice."

"Morning. I'm trying to CUT my carbs. / REEEEEE!" Cut punned. Ice gave a shrill scream. Rock gave a shrug and went to the kitchen for something to eat or drink.

"I'mma try to find a chimichanga"

In the Kitchen...

The room was dark, forcing Rock to shake his head in displeasure. There was a sound of someone grabbing stuff from the fridge. He searched for the light switch and flicked it. Who he found:

Was Zoniha, eating frozen hickory ham and cheese hot pockets... FROZEN hot pockets.

"...What the hell?!" Rock cried out.

"... What?" the Elemental Knight asked in confusion. "I wanted to check on how things are going here on Earth!"

"You are eating frozen hot pockets!"

Realizing that she was eating something frozen, Zoniha made a blatant reply. "The insides of bombermen can disintegrate anything!"

"That's f4(king disgusting to eat frozen food though!"

"The Imperial family ate plastic before."

"Still nasty! *groans...* So you wanted to see how was Earth- I can see that. God, if only the Elemental Knights could stop diseases... Anyways, how's everyone at the Bomber Nebulan Empire?"

"... Awkward, but entertaining."

"How?"

"Even though he is married now, Shiro is hunted by insatiable women. Specifically the bachelorettes."

"Anything else?"

"Shiro and Aka will arrive soon. They just need to get some stuff fixed so they can visit and establish relations with Earth."

Rock shrugged and gave a smile before giving a sour face. "That's great! Seriously though. There's a disease running rampant on this planet. Why are you here?"

"Eh! It is boring to be with Zhael at times. I visited so I can stave away the boredom of finding empty planets." Feeling her senses tingle, Zoniha gave a salute. "Well! I have to get going before any of the other Knights find out that I left Zhael in a reverse brothel-"

"What the f-"

"Good bye!"

Zoniha flashed away, with Rock still wondering why she ate a hot pocket frozen. Pinching his nose, the Blue Bomber grabbed his meal of choice and warmed it up in the microwave.

Later at the Living Room...

Rock, the DLeven, and Rush were lying around the couch, watching a docu-drama focusing on the fabled Gravel Wars of the early through mid-1900's. They just at the part where Dr. Cossack's father was introducing himself.

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon." Professor Mikhail "Misha" Cossack I, uttered out. His stature was massive, for a man in his early 90's now. This went on for a while until the youngest member of the DLNs walked into the room: X.

Roll looked at X and ROLLED her eyes. She nudged Bomb's shoulder and muttered.

"Get a load of this simp."

Despite not having any lungs, Bomb was dying from held in laughter. For the past 23 days, he and Roll were catching him simping. Liking videos made by Twitch E-girls and using Auto's debit card to spend thousands.

"What's this documentary about?" X asked as he stood next to Rock.

"A private war Dr. Cossack's father took part in."

"... Ok..." Rush gave a light whine as he felt X scratch his back in concern.

Later that night...

A flash of light came down the chimney.

"Hnnh!!! Quit touching me!!!" not that Chimney, dammit!

The light settled, with a fat old man in a Coca-Cola red appearing. He looked like Dr. Light, sans the senility, and wore a surgical face mask. He tip toed across the halls when he heard some typing. He pulled out a long list of names with an 'X' appearing in the Naughty List along with the reason: Giving 87,000 USD to some lass known as 'Pokimaine' or something like that. It bothered him as a human being that a robot was simping just like how animals within a 10 mile radius simp for Disney Princesses.

"How is this possible?!" he gave up wondering, ate some cookies, and drank some milk. He looked at the fridge and wrote a note.

"Dear robots of this household,

I am the man many know as Santa Claus. I see that you haven't prepared for the holiday spirit because of this very pandemic, so I made this note telling you that I hope you have a happy holiday.

Sincerely,

The old man that broke into your home for cookies.

P.S. When I broke into your humble abode, I heard one of you up and simping. Please tell whoever simped to go to sleep."

He nodded and left the same way as he came.

The next day...

The note was found with Magma Man complaining about how it was the worst winter ever. They were wondering who was the one mentioned to be simping. All except Roll, Bomb, and X, but that is for a different story...

Simply Stupid One-shot end...

I know, I done my boy Mega Man X wrong by making him a simp. The remedy will show up sooner or later. I'm working on the first chapter for Simply Stupid: Game!, meaning that I am not really sure where to go from here. One thing for sure, anything with a focus on Mega Man in Game! will also be posted here.

1. Mega Man X

2. NNN and DDD

3. Simply Stupid's Splash Woman in a nutshell

4. I'm making Bomberman and Sonic the Hedgehog 'victims' of harassment. What do I mean?

[INSERTING SCRAPPED MM:DM IDEA #5

SS!Splash Woman Clones: ROCK! ROCK! ROCK! ROCK!

SS!Mega Man: God, make it stop!!!]

5. Team Fortress 2 and Poker Night at the Inventory. In Simply Stupid, Dr. Cossack's father is the Heavy, who quit his mercenary days and taught at New Mexico State University as a professor of Russian Literature.

6. Putting the SIMP in Simply Stupid

Well, that's all for now, everyone! Happy early New Year! Hopefully, it won't be December 32, 2020 instead of January 1, 2020.