[Jonny uses a rope and pulley system to carry him and Plank up to his room.]

Jonny: "Race you to bed!"

[Jonny and Plank dive into the bed and worm their way to the top.]

Jonny: "Stop tickling me, Plank!" [Plank wins the race.] "You beat me again, you jackrabbit, you!"

Plank:

Jonny: "You want a bedtime story? Okay! Let's read this one! Conrad the Lonely Stump."

Plank:

Jonny: "Dickie Packford had a farm and on the farm was a lonely stump."

[Creaking noises suddenly come from the walls all around them. Jonny knocks on a section and it knocks back.]

Jonny: "Did you hear that, Plank? We got wall weasels!"

[A section of the wall crumbles, revealing something yellow which turns out Ed.]

Ed: "Who's there?" [More gives way to reveal Edd.]

Edd: "Oh boy, my leg's caught!" [More wall breaks revealing Nat.]

Nat: "It's kinda cramped in here." [More wall breaks revealing Eddy.]

Eddy: "Break it up! Get out of the way, make room!"

Nat: "That's a little difficult Eddy."

Edd: "I think I'm sitting on a nail."

Ed: "My turn!"

Jonny: "Hey...how'd you get inside my wall?"

Plank:

Jonny: "What's that?"

Plank:

Jonny: "Plank says take a hike or we'll call the cops!"

Eddy: "Hey Plank, ever take a tour of a toothpick factory?"

Edd: "Eddy, manners! Assess the situation. Jonny deserves an explanation. Now, if someone could just redirect their foot, I'd be happy to tell Jonny the story."

Jonny: "We're getting a new bedtime story, Plank! Woohoo!"

Edd: "Well, let's see now. The story begins–"

Eddy: "Oh come on! Ed's drooling on my head!"

Edd: "There's an art to storytelling, Eddy. One must use a pallet of words, to paint images, blend sentences, and project them in an interesting way."

Nat: "That sounds-"

Ed: "Boring!"

Jonny: "Yeah, boring!"

Eddy: "See? Jonny's got your number, Double D. Let me tell you the story, Jonny boy!"

[Eddy focuses on a picture of a flower hanging over Jonny's bed. The flower becomes real and the story begins.]

[A white shoe lands on the flower. It's Eddy, dressed sharply in a white suit and white top hat.]

Eddy: "I was strolling down the sidewalk, same old, nothing special, when Kevin rides up and says:"

Dream Kevin: "Excuse me, Mr. Eddy, nice day for a walk, isn't it sir?" [Kevin is very monkeylike, with large ears, an apelike nose, and fur sprouting all over his body.]

Eddy: "And I say: Hey Kev, is that a flat tire you got there? He looks down, and bam!"

[In the dream, Kevin rides into a tree.]

Eddy: "What a sap!"

Dream Kevin: "Good one, Mr. Eddy! Ha-HI'm such a dork!" [laughs]

[Eddy comes to the gates of a palatial estate. These are guarded by two statues of golden roaring Eddys. The doors swing open, reveal a bunch of golden statues depicting how rich Eddy is.]

Eddy: "With that, I figured I'd take a shortcut through my lavish estate and pop in on my modest jawbreaker back. Just to rush the help."

[In the bank, Rolf hands over a jawbreaker, In the dream Nat is wearing a swimsuit. She takes the jawbreaker and Edd gives him a deposit sheet.]

Dream Nat: "Thank you for your deposit."

Dream Edd: "Please sign on the dotted line, Rolf. Thank you."

[Rolf stands up. In this dream, he is incredibly thin, and his head is about as wide as the rest of his body and shaped like a pin.]

Dream Rolf: "Take care of my jawbreaker, as I am a simpleton, yes?"

Dream Nat: "Of course!"

Dream Edd: "You're welcome!"

[Ed, the stamper, slams his head down on the paper, stamping it with the bank's seal: Eddy's face with "Okay By Me" written around it.]

Dream Ed: "I am a lump." [Eddy throws open the doors to the bank.]

Eddy: "Greetings, citizens!"

[The kids smile and wave. Jimmy is wearing a more complex retainer and a diaper, Nazz is in a swimsuit, and Sarah is dressed normally, only with a big smile.]

Dream Jimmy: [enchanted] "He's so self-absorbed."

Eddy: "My public." [He strides forward proudly.]

Dream Jimmy: [running up with Sarah] "Mr. Eddy, Mr. Eddy! Is that a new suit?"

Dream Sarah: "Can I touch it, huh, can I?" [Eddy swats them away.]

Dream Nat: "Hello Mr. Eddy! " [Eddy winks at her.]

Dream Edd: [deferential] "Good day, Mr. Eddy! It's me, Double D! How are you today, sir?"

Eddy: "Get to work, slacker."

Dream Edd: "Yes indeedy. No shirking in this department, not here."

Eddy: [through the intercom] "I'm about to speak. Since I'm executive president and owner of the International Bank of Jawbreakers, Inc., drop your jawbreakers and get lost! The bank's closed! But hey, don't forget to come back tomorrow, 'cause I love ya."

[Eddy winks. Ed, Nat and Edd struggle to close the doors but manage it, although several arms wiggle through the crack.]

[A giant golden bank vault is seen.]

Eddy: "Once I got rid of the commoners, it was time to check on the stash."

[Edd works the tumblers on a lock until it opens. Ed puts his head into a giant keyhole and turns. The door creaks open to reveal a giant stash of jawbreakers from all over the world. Eddy laughs like a maniac.]

Dream Edd: "Mr. Eddy, shall I begin the inventory?"

Eddy: "Get on with it. Slouch. Ed, top floor, pronto."

Dream Ed: "Watch your step, Mr. Eddy." [His neck extends, elevating Eddy.]

Eddy: "C'mon, c'mon. That's the one, Ed. Japan flavor. Come to papa." [He eagerly plucks a jawbreaker from the Japan section. Ed is seen licking the stash of jawbreakers from China.] "Ed! Don't touch! You're an employee!" [He swats the tongue away.]

Dream Edd: "Agony, agony! As many times as I've gone over these numbers, they don't add up!"

Eddy: "You've obviously made a mistake in the correlation between the gross revenues and the sum of the square root, minus a piece of pie."

Dream Nat: "Your so incredible Mr. Eddy!" [She embraces Eddy.]

Dream Edd: "What was I thinking? You're a genius, Mr. Eddy!" [He kneels to kiss Eddy's shoe.]

[We fade back to the real world.]

Edd: "The square root of a piece of pie?"

Eddy: "What?"

Edd: "Pure fiction, Eddy! Your exaggerated tale could only be described as cockamamie!"

Ed: "Tsk tsk tsk. I have never heard such language."

Nat: "Why was I in a swimsuit?"

Jonny: "Don't stop now! What happened next? What happened next?"

Edd: "Control yourself, Jonny! Continuing from where Eddy left off, this discomfort began with Jimmy's arrival to my correctly designed Jawbreaker Bank."

[We enter Edd's dream world. Everything is measured, even the sky, and the fences are white. In fact, everything here, even the dirt, looks cleaner and nicer. Edd and Nat are polishing the counter at a Bank of Jawbreakers.]

Nat: "Look it's Jimmy!"

Edd: "Oh, happy day! A customer!"

Dream Eddy: "Get the pigeon! Get him! Grab the jawbreaker! Take it! It's mine!"

Edd: "How mortifying. Good day, Jimmy! Don't we look special. Care to show me your unbridled smile?" [Jimmy smiles a perfect smile.] "Impeccable."

[Jimmy is his normal self except he has no retainer at all.]

Dream Jimmy: "I'd like to make a deposit."

Nat: "Of course!"

Edd: "At Edd and Nat's Jawbreaker Bank, we pride our–"

Dream Eddy: [slobbering] "Gimme the jawbreaker! Jimmy's a sucker! Take it from him, it's mine!"

Edd: "It's rude to interrupt, Eddy!" [to Jimmy] "Where was I? We pride ourselves on customer satisfaction and–" [Ed is drooling on the jawbreaker.] "Ed." [Edd pulls Ed back and wipes his mouth.] "My apologies, Jimmy, but Ed can't help himself sometimes. Lovable oaf."

Dream Eddy: [salivating] "Lemme have it! So that I can put it in our jawbreaker vault?"

Edd: "I see signs of progress, Eddy."

[Edd's eyes bulge. Eddy has grabbed the jawbreaker and stuffed it in his mouth along with Jimmy's hands.]

Dream Jimmy: "My hands! My jawbreaker! Eddy germs!" [Jimmy pulls the candy loose and runs away.] "Help! They're after me! I'm so delicate!" [Ed and Eddy give chase.]

Edd: "WHAT'RE YA DOING?!"

Nat: "GET BACK HERE THIS MINUTE!"

[Ed and Eddy stop and come back to Edd and Nat, cowering pitifully.]

Edd: "I hope you're proud of yourselves. You've driven away another customer! It's baffling, I tell you! Your deep rooted lack of self-control only fosters failure in every endeavor we undertake! I mean, it's always one step forward and two steps back! Why? Don't you see the example I try to set for you?"

Nat: "Yeah guys why can't you be more like Double D? He's smart, kind, and absolutely adorable!"

Edd: "Why thank you Nat and may I say you are absolutely radiant yourself."

Nat: "Oh Eddward you always say the right things."

[The background changes to just Edd and Nat holding hands and being surrounded by a field of flowers.]

Edd: "Natalie will you be my girlfriend?"

Nat: "Yes of course I will!"

[Edd and Nat close their eyes and lean in for a kiss.]

Nat: "Double D?

[We cut back to the real world. Edd has a goofy, lovestruck grin on his face.]

Nat: "Double D?" [She slightly shakes Edd]

Edd: "Huh? Wha?" [He sees Nat, Ed and Eddy, looking at him confused.]

Nat: "What we're we doing?"

Edd: [blushing] "U-Uh n-nothing! Absolutely nothing!"

Jonny: "Boy, this story stinks. Plank and I want a real story, with stuff like octopus' gardens, silver hammers, and Mr. Kite!"

Eddy: "Open a window Jonny, and get some air."

Ed: "And so it went! Little did Ed, Edd, Eddy and Nat know that–"

[Ed's dream begins. Everything but the characters is in black and white, outside the Kankers' trailer.]

Ed: "–deep within the intestines of the trailer park, the Kanker Sisters were planning to foil the brave Eds and beautiful Nat's attempts with over-radiated mashed potatoes. Slowly, one by one, they would devour the tainted spuds!"

[The Kankers do this and begin to mutate and their trailer begins to break. Before we can see their new form, it fades to the Eds and Nat.]

Dream Edd: "Blah, blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah! Yap yap, blah blah, drivel drivel drivel!"

[The earth shakes.]

Dream Eddy: "Hey, what's going on?"

Dream Nat: "I don't know!"

Dream Edd: "Yap Yap yap?"

Dream Rolf: [shaking Edd] "Soaked in milk Ed-boy. Gather your inadequate friends and flee! Flee in the name of blanched rhubarb!"

Dream Kevin: [riding by] "I'm dorking, man!"

[Nazz points at the sky and giggles nervously. Jimmy and Sarah run past.]

Dream Jimmy: "Oh, my legs." [He falls down.] "I can't go on, Sarah. Farewell, cruel world!" [Sarah tries to pull him.]

Dream Sarah: "Come on, Jimmy, you can do it!" [A giant foot lands near them, crushing Jimmy and sending Sarah flying.]

Ed: "BABY SISTER!"

[Lee Kanker laughs maniacally. She stands about fifty feet tall as she stares down at the Eds.]

Eddy: "Your time has come, Kanker!" [He scrambles to avoid being crushed.]

[Marie chases them. The Eds and Nat head for houses, but each time Marie uses a magical chicken fused to her armpit to turn the houses into hygiene products. For example, the first house the Eds and Nat got to was turned into...]

Ed: "Evil soap!" [They head for another house, only for it to be changed into...] "Deodorant!" [Marie laughs and fires away.]

Edd: "Blah blah blah!"

Nat: "Quick! In here!" [She tries to enter a house, but runs into a huge eyeball.]

Ed: "KANKER!" [The house rises to reveal May, the Eds and Nat scream and run for their lives as May laughs.]

Edd: "YAP YAP!"

[Lee blows a kiss at the Eds. Nat blocks it. Three more land all around the Eds and Nat.]

Edd: [hugs Ed and Nat as Eddy uses a garbage lid as a shield] "Yap yap yap!"

Eddy: "Kankers!"

[The Kankers mash their heads together, creating a three-eyed, one-headed, three-bodied monster.]

Eddy: "Ed, your story's getting weird."

[The sisters blow a giant kiss. Nat stands in front of it and ends up getting knocked with the Eds backwards in a heap. When they look up, the Kankers have separated and have surrounded them.]

Eddy: "I'm a minor, stop!"

Edd: "Blah blah blah!"

Nat: [holding Ed] "Save us Ed!"

Ed: [standing up] "Now it's my turn!"

[Through some unexplained means, Ed starts flying like a fly. The Kankers chase, brandishing a flyswatter.]

Eddy: "Kankers!"

Edd: "Yap!"

[The Kankers swat at Ed, but keep missing. A lucky blow eventually catches Ed's rear.

Ed: "Ow!" [He spirals down to earth buzzing, and the Eds and Nat plow up plenty of dirt when they land. They end up less than a yard away from a mousehole in the side of a house, most likely Jonny's.]

Eddy: [dazed] "Kankers?" [spotting them] "Kankers!"

Ed: [notices the mousehole] "We have found shelter!" [He pushes his friends into the hole. They scream as the Kankers get closer.] "All right!" [Ed wiggles in with his friends. Then Lee's hand grabs the side of the screen, turning it like a page and ending the dream.]

Ed: "...And stuck in your wall we are. The end."

Nat: "Wow."

Edd: "Gracious, Ed, what an enchanted world you live in."

Eddy: "I got a cramp listening to you. Okay, Jonny, there's your story. Now how's about prying us out of your wall?"

[Jonny is fast asleep.]

Ed: "Ssh! He is sleeping."

Eddy: "Way to go, Hemingway! It was your part that put him to sleep."

[The house moans.]

Edd: "What was that? Did you hear it?" [The house creaks again.] "I don't have a good feeling about this."

Ed: "I don't have any feeling at all."

[Part of the wall opposite the Eds and Nat crumble away, and a strange saw pokes out. The saw moves in a circle, and a hole appears. The Kankers peer out.]

The Kankers: "Hiya boys!"

Lee: "What's good-lookin' guys like you doin' in a place like this?"

Edd and Eddy: "IT'S A NEVER-ENDING STORY!"

Eddy: "Jonny, wake up! Get a crowbar, quick!"

[Jonny rolls over. Eddy looks across the way to see the Kankers' hole is empty.]

Eddy: "Where'd they go?"

Edd: "I don't know! I was looking at Jonny!"

Ed: "My underwear's riding high, guys!"

[Three cracks appear in the Eds and Nat's wall, heading for the hole.]

Nat: "Oh heck no!"

[Nat squeezes herself out of the hole. She grabs the Eds and pulls them out. She jumps out the window with them. a crash is heard.]

The Eds and Nat: "Ow."