Shit load of stuff happened in HelluvaBoss sense I last used them.. But still will..
This might be techinally the first story of to feature HelluvaBoss.. So will have to keep them... Probably.
Down in I.M.P headcourters, Moxxie is violently beating a tied up hostage with a Lead Pipe Weapon. The girls just kinda watch, Loona not even doing that, she's just on her phone unfazed by everything.
''I -I only said that people think we sound the same.'' the hostage said, revealing to be Zim from Invader Zim. ''WELL WE DON'T!'' Moxxie screamed, ironically proving himself wrong in the process. And Mox continued the beatdown.
''Can we hurry up, the lava is getting cold.'' Millie said, pointing at a cauldron, Dara the Explorer hanging over it, yelling at imaginary viewers for help, despite not even being in her show.
MILLIE; Will you shut up kid, the monkey sure didn't talk tha- (burps, red boot falls out of her mouth)- opps.
''Agreed.. Annoying.'' Loona said dryly, and nonchalantly pulled out a claw and cut the rope, dropping Dora into the lava and burning her alive. Loona never once looking up from her phone.
''Don't forget to pay the map thing. Otherwise it'll keep singing it's name again.'' Millie explained. ''I got it, I got it.'' Loona said annoyedly. ''YOU SHALL ALL PA-''
Zim is suddenly shot before he finishes and Blitzo reveals himself with a strong enterence. ''I wasn't done sir.'' Moxxie complained. ''Well we still have the 30 minute thing, so go tell the Dib kid already.'' Blitzo said, holstering his pirate pistol.
Moxxie groaned and opens up a portal. He reveals a human form, but he's already gone before we even get a chance to really see it. Millie goes two.
''Can you guys just help me get my sister back, god knows what that bastard is doing to her.'' Dashlene said.
LIBERTY CITY;
Cletus is seen at a dinner table at his makeshift king dinner table. Sally forced into wearing sexual lingerie. But he doesn't seem to doing anything actually sexual, just randomlyhas her wearing it.
''How's your stewed fox-quail, my dear?'' Cletus asked, his Carnage venom next to, Cetus feeding it a raw steak.
''Oh, it's quite good. I'm also enjoying the turtled hen.'' Sally said, not seeming to be treated very wrongly, and actually quite nicely.
''Isn't the turtled hen good?'' Cletus asked excitedly, and suddenly stands up, walking over.
''So, listen. You and I need to have a conversation, about you not bearing me a son.''
''Well Cletus, we've discussed this. We have to have sex in order for me to bear you a son.'' Sally explained.
''Oh, man, I know. I've just, I've been so tired, and I've had so much work, and I think .. I think I wanted to the other day
but I couldn't find you. So, y'know, it's like both of us on our schedules, y'know?''
''Well, why don't we do it tonight?'' Sally asked.
''Maybe. Tonight might work. Yea... Oh, no! I got that thing in the morning. Oh .. how 'bout tomorrow at four?''
''That's not good for me.'' Sally said.
''Oh, darn it! I'm going to be so horny tomorrow at four. Y'know, I gotta say, I'm a little mad at you for not bein' more available.''
''We can have sex right now on the table.'' Sally insisted.
''Hey, hey, hey... We eat here.''
''Don't worry, me and Loony Toony will handle it. She loooves me.'' Blitzo said. Only for Loona to throw a beer bottle at him, which he dodges. ''NO MORE NICKNAMES!'' Loona screamed.
''Love you two Loony.'' Blitzo said happily and sparkly eyed. Loona rolls her eyes.
''Can we just go.'' Loona growled. ''Whoo, father daughter mission!'' Blitzo cried, immediately hugging her much to her visable anger, and she growls menacingly. Blitzo completely blind to this though.
Loona actually pushes him off her to go get another portal.
