(Last Time, Tekashi Tenkaichi)
"You want a title match, that can be arranged…...the title has a 24 hour clause upon it" Saturn smiled, bursting out of the ropes he was tied in "Let them go Cody, we'll talk"
"NO!" Solaria screamed from the ring
"Saturn what are you doing?" Eclipsa asked from commentary, seated in between Taz and JR
"Oh, it's not Cody you'll have to discuss with, Moth" a gruff voice said from the shadows
"Wait a minute, that's Dustin, Dustin Rhodes, Goldust, in MECCW!" JR shouted, a gold painted man in spandex walking up to Saturn
"Goldust, the older brother of Cody Rhodes" Taz explained
(Now, Continuing that)
"...What do you want, Dustin?" Saturn asked
"Do you know what it's like, to be a jester to an old, out of touch man? A juggling act for so long, you had forgotten your true self?" The Gold Painted man asked
"You want revenge on Vincent, not me" Saturn said
"I want revenge on your empire for what it has done, your Dynasty of moths has taken people's land like the British Imperials, and bred those imperials to be chiuauas among wolves! You are endangering Mewmans and all six species of Monsters! I want the wand for a reason, to SEAL OFF MEWNI, from the rest of the Universe….it's a toxin that taints Earth, and now Equestria, Which also should be separate!" Goldust shouted "mixing species is like lighting a powder keg, it never ends well"
The crowd boos at this revelation, a few interspecies couples grab each others hands
"Take your TOXIC RELATIONSHIP with Glimmer ass!" the older Rhodes brother spat, Saturn jumping out of his Chair and swinging at Goldust only to get kneed in the stomach, and then DDT'd him onto the ground
"ENOUGH!" Glim's voice shouted from off screen, the camera panning showing a Portal with said unicorn poking her head out "YOU WANT A MATCH?! FINE! TONIGHT, THE BIZZARE ONE FACES THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!"
"...I accept" Goldust nodded "I'm not shaking your hoof, I don't know if you've stepped in your own manure"
"...Saturn, let's go, before I blow a hole through Goldy's stomach" Glim opened a bigger portal, Saturn running through before Glim closed the portal
(Backstage)
Austin, Bardock and Crissy sat at Solaria's table
"So" Crissy began "Goldust…..GOLDUST"
"I don't like his war paint" Bardock commented "...Dreamer will whip his ass"
"Dreamer won't have the balls, I heard he's a softie for Oldust's dad, Dusty" Austin said
"...Really?" Crissy asked, Solaria walking up to the group
"I'm gonna break his skull" Solaria growled
"Woah, calm down Sol, that's a bit intense" Crissy said "Look, I'm upset too, but being aggressive isn't going to stop someone like Toffee or Cody, you have to be cold and calculated"
"Crissy's right, you have to be methodical in approach" Dreamer walked up "...This is a personal matter, I don't see why Starlight isn't having Saturn fight Dustin"
"Because he's fighting My little Goku tonight, and they've already changed the card enough" Gine answered, walking to the group
"Saturn isn't going to survive without training" Crissy commented "Sure he could take on twenty Mewmans, and maybe three Saiyan Elites…..but Goku's power level is off the CHARTS"
"He'll make it, he gets stronger every time he fights, only reason I beat him is because that Atementium Chair knocked him out" Tommy admitted
"What i'm worried about is Kenny versus Broly" Mina walked up to the group
"Aren't you and Cheerleader barred from cageside?" Austin asked
"Cheelai, and yes, they are" Glim walked up "That being said, they are BOTH allowed on commentary….."
"I accept!" Mina pumped her fist into the air
"Great…..Now I gotta get ready" Glim said "Fest's first match is after the commercial break…...we gotta retain some normalacy"
The bathroom door slams open and Festivia's face is painted similarly to Jeff Hardy, her eyelids painted like mock eyeballs with red pupils, she's wearing an all black leotard
"Hardy fever?" Crissy asked
"Little bit" Fest replied
"You excited for your match kiddo?" Solaria asked
"Very….oh, I gotta get going, bye gram! Bye guys!" Fest walked away
(Arena)
Eclipsa and Saturn sat on commentary, Glim trotting up to the two
"Hi babe" Saturn smiled
"Hi sweetie, Hi Eclipsa" Glim grinned back, sitting next to her coltfriend
"Oh, hello glim" Eclipsa said
"...look, I know you don't like me Eclipsa, and I'm sorry you feel that way, what can I do to make you feel more comfortable" Glim asked
"Be a bit more competent is one starter" Eclipsa joked "What made you think I dislike you"
"The whole me and Saturn trying to take over the multiverse chiz" She replied
"That's in the past dear" Eclipsa waved off "Festivia's about to come out"
The camera's turning on and pointing at the entrance ramp
"Welcome back to Tekashi Tekanshi, I am CEO and General Manager Starlight Glimmer, accompanied by my handsome Coltfriend Saturn Butterfly and his mother former queen of darkness and mewni, Eclipsa Butterfly" Glim said
"Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is set for one fall! Introducing first from...wherever, weighing….whatever"
(Jane - Starship Jefferson)
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" the crowd chanted
"ORANGE CASSIDY!" tracy shouted
"Orange Cassidy, the mystery opponent of Festivia Butterfly" Glim commented "And Saturn, you've faced Freshly squeezed a few times right?" Orange Cassidy walking out in his jean jacket and jeans
"Yes I have, the king of sloth style is a cunning foe, able to cut corners as much as possible and still win a match" Saturn explained "The safest man in the bussiness is still dangerous as hell"
"Watch your mouth, you aren't in the ring" Eclipsa instructed, cassidy climbing to the appron
"Yes Ma" Saturn sighed as cassidy leaning against the ropes and giving a half thumbs up
(Hey Julie - Lil Yatchy)
"And from Mewni Castle, she is the CX division Champion, FESTIVIA!" Tracy announced, Festivia walking out with her facepaint on
"Look at this, Fest has Hardy Fever" Glim commented
"Don't we all?" Saturn asked
"No?" Eclipsa replied as fireworks went off behind Festivia "Those eyes she painted on are quite frankly, disturbing" Festivia closing her eyes to show the facepaint displayed, opening her eyes and climbing into the ring, the bell ringing and Festivia running, hitting a shoulder tackle, followed by a barrage of elbows on the downed cassidy
"Fest wasting no time at all, demolishing Orange Cassidy" Glim said just before cassidy slipped his hands into his pockets
"Oh here we go!" Saturn said, Cassidy slipping out of the way and kipping up, hands still in his pockets, the safest man in the business kicking, or rather lightly tapping his foot onto fest's ankle.
"Oh" the crowd popped "Oh!" the crowd popped again when orange cassidy hit her other ankle, Festivia grabbing Cassidy's leg and slamming it onto the mat
"Nice work of the leg kiddo!" Glim complemented, Fest then hitting a clothesline, Cassidy toppling before Fest ran to the ropes, bouncing off
"What's she doing?" Eclipsa asked, Festivia jumping and hitting a crotch chop, rolling before jumping and hitting a leg drop
"ROLLING THUNDER TRANSITIONED INTO A LEG DROP!" Glim said
"Vintage RVD blended beautifully with Hulk Hogan" Saturn commented before Fest wrapped her feet around Cassidy's throat, hitting him with elbow after elbow again
"Those vicious MMA like, Mcgregor like elbows" Saturn commented,
"SLOBBER KNOCKER! SLOBBER KNOCKER!" Eclipsa commented, Fest releasing her grip, sitting on Cassidy's shoulder, the referee jumping down to the mat and counting "1... !" Freshly squeezed kipping up only to get hit with a knee to the chest, followed by one to the stomach, making the king of sloth style topple, Festivia setting him up for a pedigree
"Wait a minute!" Glim said, Festivia jumping up and hitting said move
"PEDIGREE! A TRIPLE H, KING OF KINGS, HONEST TO GOD, PEDIGREE!" Saturn shouted as Festivia then released her grip, going for another pin, the referee sliding to the mat and shouting "1!...2!" A kip up from cassidy only for him to pick up festivia and begin to rock her
"What's he doing?" Saturn asked
"It appears he's rocking festivia to sleep" Eclipsa commented before Fest fell asleep, Cassidy placing his opponent on the mat, the ref then calling for the bell
"What the hell?" Glim asked
"And your winner by technical knockout, ORANGE CASSIDY!" tracy said, the Mewmans and Monsters in the crowd booing while the Humans cheered
"Well, that was a creative win, that's for sure….atleast he never hurt her" Eclipsa commented
"You noticed that too, huh" Saturn added
(Titantron) (Hardy Compound)
The Vessel known as MATTHEW HARDY, sat at a piano playing a delightful number of mozart, a White drone flying in with a note attached to it
"VANGUARD 1! MY MOST LOYAL ALLY, WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME" Hardy asked, grabbing the note
"IT is from the fly of churned milk!" He spoke "Wonderful!" he then began to read "Wait, this is not wonderful, this is quite, despicable….I have not been to MECCW since Young Lawler had her party of the slumber!...why am I being made, OB-SO-LETE?!"
Vanguard began to beep
"Attacked Randall and the pie that is pink? But they are allies of brother nero!" Hardy commented "Vanguard 1, you must get intel on this, as soon as you can, so I can DELETE, whoever did this!"
(Announce Table)
Saturn and Glim sat while Eclipsa went to get Festivia
"I think he did it" Glim commented "I don't get the whole WOKEN WISDOM thing"
"You're kidding, YOU don't get him talking about the MULTIVERSE, the thing you travel" Saturn commented "There's no way he did it, he has 3000 years of wisdom"
"Well i'm going on 1019 and you still see me making mistakes" Glim added
"Still, the woken warrior is smarter than this, and more compasionate I feel" Saturn argued, JR and Taz walking up to the two
"And here's our normal announce team!" Glim smiled, Taz taking a seat "Saturn and I have some card updates that we have to make"
Saturn stood up and lead glim to the backstage area
(Makeshift Medbay)
Hercule lay asleep in a hospital bed as the door creaked open, Bulma and Crissy walking in, Goku instant transmitioning in with a young black haired human girl and Gohan
"What's going on?" Gohan asked
"CM Punk hit what he calls a GTS on Hercule" Crissy explained
"Who are you?" The human girl asked
"Crissy Dieath, Synthetic Gallisayianess, Multiverse Traveler, Adventurer, Wrestler, Fighter and Mother" Crissy introduced
"You're a Saiyan? Videl stand back" Gohan said, getting ready to raise his ki
"Woah, hold your I dunno hands….can't really say horses anymore can I? Anyways i'm not here to hurt anyone, well maybe vegeta in a sparring match….I'm here with MECCW" Crissy said "Besides, I grew up on Earth….well an Earth" she explained, loosening her tail from her waist, wrapping it around Satan's wrist "His ki and vitals are fine, That's good"
"Really good" Bulma nodded,
" I thought for sure that the GTS would've hurt him more" Goku commented
Vanguard 1 flying in through a nearby window, only to fly straight through the door, down a hallway into the cafeteria
(Cafeteria….duh) (On titantron)
Bardock and Solaria were on the floor doing sit ups, Austin drinking while Gine played with Mara, at another table Hogan and Dreamer arm wrestled as Usagi ate plates of something that looked like green crackers
"Hey dudette, you know Soylent Green's made of people right?" Sandman walked by, Kendo stick in hand,
"What- no it's plankton" Usagi defended "Isn't it?"
"Nope, pure human meat" Sandman said
"I'm a cannibal?" She said before crying "I DON'T WANNA BE A CANNIBAL!"
Vanguard floating away down another corridor into a locker room when Edge was in street clothes, tying his shoes, Chyrisalis trotting in
"Hey Chrys, I meant to meet up with you" Edge said "So…..I guess this is it, i'll get the papers"
"Does it have to be?" Chyrsalis asked, garnering a surprised look from the Rated R superstar "I've had so much fun spreading chaos, oh this must be what Discord felt like millenia ago!"
"I suppose we could give it a run…..especially since you did that favor for me" Edge smirked, Chrysalis grinning back before a green aura surrounded her, turning her into Matt Hardy
"Don't turn into that scumbag infront of me! I'm glad karma fot to him!" Edge gagged "crazy fucker...you're beautiful in your natural state"
"Very well" Chrysalis reverted back to her normal changeling form
"You wanna grab something to eat?" edge asked
"Gladly" She replied, Vanguard flying away
(Break room)
Tracy sat on a couch watching something on a tv in a small break room, there was a vending machine for drinks and a microwave
A portal opened in the small break room, Goldust walking out with Cody and Toffee at his side
"G-Goldust what're you doing here?" Tracy asked petrified
"Tracy my dear, we are here for the contract signing" Goldust replied
"Right….I was just kinda, flustered" Tracy stood up "Right this way"
(Hallway) (On Titantron)
Lawler began to run looking for somewhere to hide before bumping into a man in a suit with a yellow plaid scarf
"Whoa watch where your going bud" the man smirked
"Do I know you?" Lawler asked
"You wouldn't have the privilege, Mooni boy" the man quipped before adjusting his suit "you see i'm the salt of the earth and the greatest CPW champion of all time and now i've decided to grace this hick company with my presence, I'm Maxell Jacob Friedman"
"Do you know who I am?" Lawler asked
"You're a freak from Mewni like Connor Robinson who mind you couldn't hold my jock with his hybrid deathmatch freakshow claws" MJF said "you're insignificate and a peasant compared to me Shasta-twist...sorry I don't drink soda, i'm not a fatass, I hope I don't have to talk to you later" The salt of the earth walked away
(Arena)
Eclipsa sat with JR and Taz at commentary, Eclipsa ripping into a snookers bar
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Tekashi Tenkaishi, I'm Jim Ross accompanied by as always former queen of Darkness Eclipsa Butterfly, and former ECW champion, Taz 'the human suplex machine' " JR said a portal opening and princess Luna trotting out with a bag of popcorn floating by her head
"Oh, Hello Luna" Eclipsa waved, mouth full of chocolate
"Greeting Eclipsa!" Luna bowed before standing up and smiling "We heard that Crissy's match was up next and we could not wait a moment longer"
"You're more than welcome to join us, your majesty" JR commented pulling out a chair for the princess of the night who promptly sat down
"The following match is set for onefall and is a special ability no disqualification match! Introducing first, from the Milky Way galaxy, Crissy Dieath!" an unknown slime announced
(Pretty Little Psycho - Nightcore)
Crissy walking out wearing a Salior Moon T-shirt, timberlands and leggings on
"And here she is, Crissy the Gallisayianess" Taz announced "And I gotta tell you she reminds me of a young me, A go getter, ready to rumble, able to kick some ass on the fly"
"Crissy! CRISSY! CRISSY!" the crowd chanted as Crissy walked down the ramp, jumping and diving into the ring, setting up in a corner of the ring
"And her opponent from Planet Vegeta, he is the prince of all Sayians, VEGETA!"
(Majin Vegeta theme DBZ OST)
Vegeta walked out clad in his saiyan armor, flying up and then floated down into the ring
"Alright you royal fuck, I love ya but I gotta get my wins up" Crissy said as the bell rang, the two charging at eachother, Crissy hitting a barrage of punches followed by a knee and a DDT attempt which was stopped by Vegeta grabbing Crissy's waist and hitting a suplex, Crissy kipping up and the two starring eachother down
"This is gonna be goooooood" Taz said
"Hopefully Lady Crissy does not endure any injuries" Luna said as the two locked up again, Crissy then flipping vegeta, grabbing his arm and neck and putting in
"A Crossface Chickenwing, a Mr. Bob Backlund Crossface!" JR said before Vegeta grabbed the rope with his foot, Crissy releasing her grip, the two then beginning to trade blows, Crissy hopping backwards and shooting a ki blast which was dodged by Vegeta who threw a ki blast of his own which Crissy dodged
"Ki Ball Fight!" Eclipsa shouted before Crissy hit a knee to Vegeta's gut, making him topple over, Crissy charging her foot with ki and then kicking Vegeta in the head, knocking him down
The Gallisayianess then grabbing Vegeta's foot and locking in an STF, the saiyan prince struggling to escape as the Pink Sayianess held on
"Crissy, locking in the STF!" JR shouted
"And Vegeta ain't letting up!" Taz said as Vegeta continued to struggle in the middle of the ring, Crissy tightening her grip and adding her tail to the equation, wrapping it around Vegeta's foot, restraining him
"She's restraining him!" Luna said
"Don't you mean Thy is restraining him?" Eclipsa teased
"Crissy is an ally and friend of mine" Luna replied as Vegeta's hair changed to yellow, Crissy holding on tighter, the saiyan continuing to struggle for moments before powering down and falling asleep
"That's it! He's out!" Taz commented, the bell ringing
"And your winner, Crissy Dieath!" the announcer shouted as Crissy got up and noticed Luna, jumping the ropes and running over to her equine friend, giving her a hug with tail and arm
"Thanks for the support, it means alot" Crissy said "I know you're usually busy protecting everyponies dreams"
"We couldn't miss it for Equestria" Luna smiled "Infact we took the entire day off!"
"Really, Well if you're up to it there's some family member's i'd like to introduce you to" Crissy replied leading her royal friend out of the makeshift arena
(Titantron - Backstage)
Saturn stood infront of a wall, a bat in his hand
"I was very conflicted on this next match, i'm not gonna lie, Goku's a nice dude, I get along with his parents, hell I even like his clone…..'s daughter, still don't know how that works. anyways! liking this fucker don't put butts in seats, I gotta reach down to the deepest darkest part of my psyche and pull out some Anarkay" He said before smashing down the wall with the bat, showing an Anarkay mask in a display case
"You fuckers wanna see a deathmatch?! This'll be worse than Me versus Dreamer, or Twilight, or Sandman, or Joey, or Kane!" Saturn shouted, a deranged look in his eye as he smashed into the display case, grabbing the mask
"I - I fear two men, God and New Jack" Saturn explained, holding up two fingers "I will die for proffessional wrestling! It is my life, I don't stand a chance against a super saiyan, I would be stupid to think so! But you know what, I will put my life on the line for the entertainment of all, for unity, I was walking at the concessions stands earlier, and what I saw made me tear up, a group of kids, one pony, one slime, one human and a mewman all just hanging out! If me mangling myself can bring peace, so be it! Son goku, Kakarot, Hit me with your best shot"
He slowly but on the mask and turned it on "I'lL bE WaITinG"
(Arena - Backstage)
Gine sat with Bardock, Mara, Solaria and Austin at a table watching the broadcast
""I - I fear two men, God and New Jack" Saturn explained, holding up two fingers "I will die for proffessional wrestling! It is my life, I don't stand a chance against a super saiyan, I would be stupid to think so!" the TV suddenly shut off
"I can't watch anymore of that" Solaria sighed "he's gonna get himself killed"
"Kids got guts" Austin said taking a chug of his beer "Him and Clips both, Saturn'll probably win"
"What the fuck's a New Jack?" Bardock asked
"I think it's better if we don't ask" Gine suggested "I hope they don't hurt eachother"
"They're warriors Gine, it's what they do" Solaria said as Crissy and Luna walked in
"Pichu!" Mara smiled
"That's right kiddo, Mama's back" Crissy smiled picking up her furry baby
"Greetings Warriors guild!" Luna spoke
"Hey Luna, you want some Beer?" Austin asked
"We- What the Hell, I could go for a drink" Luna smirked before loosing her deminor, floating a can to her muzzle and taking a sip
"So, who's your bet in Saturn vs Kakarot? We've got a bit of a toss up" Bardock inquired
"Are weaponry allowed?" Luna Replied
"It's a Saturn match, what do you think?" Solaria spoke up
"Saturn shall gain victory once again" She proclaimed
"Alright we 3 for Goku and 2 for Saturn" Gine said
"You called him by his fake name" Bardock Muttered
"Hey guys" Glim trotted in "Hi Crissy"
"Hey Glim" Crissy waved
"You guys are cool now?" Gine asked
"I guess, mind if I get a drink?" Glim replied
"Make one move and I'll make your pelt into a rug" Solaria threatened
"Well that's not threatening in the slightest" Glim rolled her eyes
"What do you want, Glimmy?" Austin asked
"I WAS going to ask if you knew where Bulma was" Glim sighed
"Oh I was just gonna introduce Luna to her and Goku, and Gohan" Crissy said as Mara crawled onto her mother's shoulder
"Wait….who's Gohan?" Bardock asked
"Your older Grandson…" Crissy said, Gine hopping up in pure joy
"I HAVE A GRANDSON...WAIT I HAVE GRANDSONS!" Gine squeed
"You wanna meet 'em?" Glim smirked, Crissy giggling
"DO I?!" Gine hopped up
"Alright, After seeing Crissy choke out that arrogant bastard Vegeta's son i've got some energy" Bardock stood up
"Sounds good, Glim lead the way!" Crissy pointed at Glim
"I don't know where we're going" Glim reminded
"Neither do I!" Crissy added, the group setting off down a hallway before stopping "Wait, duh, I know instant transmission, everyone huddle up"
(Break Room) (On titantron)
Edge sat on a couch, Chrysalis cantering into view
"Adam" She hissed with delight, the door opening and Mitchell walking in Vampiro in tow
"Mister Copeland!" Mitchell cackled
"What's up?" Vampiro asked
"So I was thinking, he's got a title, and I got a title, but chryssy here ain't got a title" Edge said
"I do not need such a firvale golden accessories" Chrysalis said
"Come on, we gotta get you something…..Hell even if it's the CX championshi-" Edge stopped himself and smirked
"Oh come on, Fest is just a kid!" Vampiro pointed out
"AND?" the rest of the room asked
"I don't see the point" Chrysalis explained
"Think about it, with the belt, all the fans will love you, you'll have an endless buffet!" Edge smirked
"Perfect!" Chrysalis grinned "The adoration of fans after slaying a wretched moth"
"We'll be 100 percent behind you" Edge stood up
"200" Mitchell Smirked
"...300" Vampiro hesitantly nodded before sighing
(Backstage) (On titantron)
Dark Star slept on an air mattress with a Saturn fleece blanket as the lights were turned off
"Wha?" Dark sat up, noticing the Undertaker
"My Daughter, it's time for you to learn how to summon demons" Taker grinned
"Why father?" DS asked
"You are not as Strong, but as Smart, your intelligence is a gift, we will use it to command an army" Undertaker replied, pointing to a pentagram
"What do I do?" She asked
"...Light it on fire" Taker instructed, DS closing her eyes and raising her arms, slamming them down and forcing a flame through the pentagram, a figure appearing
"Good, i'll let you be" Taker left the room and closed the door
"OH MY GOSH!" the demon, who had pale white skin and a mouse like nose, blonde long hair and wore a suit with suspenders "HIIIII I'm Charlie! What's your name?"
"I'm DS, Are you my guardian Demon?" DS asked
"What do you mean?" She asked
"I mean, my dad told me to summon you to help with, well I don't really know what his motivation was, the Heavyweight championship? Something about darkness….I dunno" DS shrugged "But you're here now" the door opening and Taker walking through it
"I had to take a piss, I'm back no- HOLY SHIT!" His jaw dropped "Dark…..do you know who this is?"
"Charlie?" DS asked "No, I haven't really met her yet…."
"Dark, that's Satan's daughter,...princess of hell, and pacifist, she can't help you overthrow Saturn and Moon!" Taker shouted
"Overthrow Grandma Moon?" DS asked
"Whatever, I guess she can be Festivia and Chibiusa's babysitter or something…...I was really wishing you'd summon Alastor or Blitzo" Taker sighed
"Hey, it's not my fault! You said 'Light it on fire, ….Dad" DS sighed "Why Mewni?"
"DS…..Miss Mange" Taker continued "WHY, WHY OF ALL DEMONS DID IT HAVE TO BE HER? WHY NOT HER FATHER? OR OR MAYBE THE RADIO DEMON?"
"You're talking about Alastor alot" Charlie pointed out "Look, I know i'm not perfect, but I can help you somehow….you said that there are some kids I could babysit?"
"Yes….follow me" Taker bowed his head and lead the two outside
(Outside On Titantron)
Festivia sat with Chibiusa and Dust at a picnic table, each with a drink
"So, Fest,... chibiusa and I got you something" Dust began
"It's a card!" Chibiusa smiled, the mini moon handing the Mewman princess a card with a picture of the three together on the front
"Awwww I love it, thanks guys!" Fest smiled back with delight
"You've always been there for us, Fest" Dust said, Taker walking up to the group with Charlie in toe
"Hey Taker" Fest nodded
"FEST! HOW'S MY FAVORITE BUTTERFLY GRANDMA DOING?" DS asked running up to the group
"I'm great DS!" Fest replied, hugging her pagan born descendant
"Fest, I have a friend I want you to meet" She pointed towards charlie "This is Charlie"
"HIIIIIII!" Charlie said "OH MY GOSH! IS THAT A UNICORN?"
"...I am infact a Unicorn" Dust said slightly startled
"I'm sorry just living in hell i've never seen a real unicorn before" Charlie apologized
"Hell?" Chibiusa asked frightened
"Cheebz, you ok?" Fest asked
"Charlie here's the devil's daughter" Taker grinned, Chibiusa beginning to cry
"USAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" she shouted, running away
"Taker what the-" Festivia caught herself when she saw DS raise an eyebrow "Heck…..what's going on?"
"What in Equestria is Hell?" Dust asked
"...Hell is where you go if you're bad, really really bad, and you die" Charlie explained "I was born there, my Dad, Lucifer is one of the rulers and first people to go to hell"
"...So Charlie's gonna be your Babysitter when Eclipsa isn't around" DS explained, interrupting a short silence
"I guess some company couldn't hurt, you talked to mom about this right?" Fest asked
"No" Taker replied
"...So you, a Ctholic Cult leading Psychopath are going to instate onto me a literal demon from hell, granted Mewni has it's own form of hell, but everyone their isn't pure EVIL….." Fest monologued
"I don't possibly see how this can backfire" Glim rolled her eyes
"DUST!, FEST!" Saturn ran up to the group in full anarkay garb "Hey Taker, DS, Cute Mouse Lady"
"Hey Saturn, what's up?" Fest asked
"I misplaced Tinsel" Saturn said "You wouldn't have sat on her have you?"
"I'm sure Starlight know's where your Barb wire chair is" Taker said
"If not i've got a spare" DS admitted
"Oh? That's great!" Saturn said "...who's the chick in the prada?"
"This is charlie, she's a demon from hell" DS introduced
"That's actually fucking horrifying" Saturn said "But, I judged DS and was wrong, i'm not gonna make the same mistake twice, I'm Saturn Butterfly"
"I'm Charlie" She smiled and shook Saturn's hand
"Welcome aboard" Saturn said "Fest, any idea where goku is?"
"Nope" she shrugged
"Ok" Saturn sighed
(Arena)
Eclipsa sat with Taz and JR, eating another snookers bar, Star and Marco walking up
"Eclipsa…..where's Selene?" Marco asked
"With Globgor at the moment" JR answered
"Thanks JR!" Star waved, the two walking away
"Welcome back everyone, I'm Eclipsa Butterfly, joined by Good ol' JR and the one and only Taz" Eclipsa introduced
"Thanks for the introduction Clips" Taz said "And we got a hell of a night coming up including the Terrordome, two men enter, one leaves conscious!"
"But right now is the contract signing for tonight's main event" JR added
"Wouldn't that make it more of a waiver JR?" Eclipsa asked
The camera cut to the titan where Tracy stood hesitant "Everyone please welcome my guest at this time, goldust"
Goldust walked in wearing a blonde wig and a gold suit with silver lining, to his side was his brother Cody and Toffee also clad in suits
"5" Cody began to count
"What do you mean five?" Tracy asked
"4" Cody continued "...3...2"
"1" Toffee smirked, grabbing Tracy by the throat and lifting her up
"The wand and the belt, where are they kept?" Goldust asked
"Fuck you" Tracy gasped, Toffee tightening his grip
"Oh Yesssss" Goldust huffed, rubbing his chest "Use that aggression"
"Tell us where the wand is" Cody said, reaching into his vest
"Or what?" Tracy asked, Cody pulling out a revolver and handing it to Toffee "Here Seth, you haven't had much to do other than plan, have a little fu-"
(Man in the box)
Dreamer rushed in with tinsel and began to beat on Toffee with the dalekinium chair, making him drop the gun and Tracy
Cody and Goldust quickly realising what was happening and began to ambush Dreamer, Tracy running and hitting a dropkick on Cody, Grabbing the gun and unloading it, Dreamer grabbing tinsel and hitting Goldust in the gut, followed by an uppercut
Toffee sat straight up in an undertaker like manner only to get hit with Tinsel again only this time across the head, laying him out, Tracy and Dreamer glancing at eachother before walking in separate directions
(Arena)
"What the hell was that?" Taz asked
"He had a gun…..didn't security check him?" JR asked
"JR, Security? Let's be honest, they let Saturn bring chairs wrapped in barb wire and my mother bring swords….a gun isn't entirely implausible" Eclipsa explained "What's a gun?"
"I'll explain later" Taz answered
Eclipsa nodded before JR spoke "We'll be right back after the break!"
(Backstage)
Crissy, sitting on Luna's back, Glim, Solaria, Stone Cold, Gine and Bardock walked up to a door
"Last I knew they were in here" Glim said
"...Why the hell are you on that thing's back?" Bardock asked Crissy
"It was a childhood dream of mine to ride an alicorn, that and meet John Cena" Crissy explained,
"I'll make a note of that" Glim nodded
"Hello? Oh hey guys!" Goku smiled opening the door
"Kakarot, it's good to see you again" Bardock smirked
"Hey Dad who's?" Gohan stopped when he saw Bardock in the group "Waaaa"
"I'm guessing this is Gohan" Austin spoke up
"OH MY KAMI HE'S SO BIG!" Gine squealed
"Gohan meet your grandparents, Gine and Bardock" Crissy introduced "I brought em all the way from the past"
Gohan's jaw dropped before Austin spoke up again
"You got any beer?" Austin asked
"You're a fucking alchoholic" Solaria said as Gine hugged her oldest grandson
"Wait..How are you here?" Gohan asked
"Crissy talked with the Supreme kai of time!" Gine smiled, her tail wagging behind her
"...that, raises more questions" Gohan said
(Arena)
"Ladies and gentlemen, Mares and Colts, Gems, Sayians, everybody, I am the human suplex machine Taz accompanied by Eclipsa Butterfly and good ol' JR, How're you two doing?" Taz asked
"Very well Taz" Eclipsa answered
"As good as i'll ever be" JR chuckled
The camera cut to the ring were Corey Graves stood
"The following match is set for one-fall and is for the MECCW Championship, introducing first, from Austin Texas, the bizarre one, GOLDUST!" Corey announced as golden sparks flew from the pyro and gold confetti was blown into the ring
(Gold Lust - WWE)
Goldust walking out with Toffee and his younger brother in toe, the Bizzare one biting at the camera before climbing into the ring, clad in a golden robe and blonde wig
"And here he is, the bizarre one, Goldust!" Taz said
"And from Yonkers New York, he is the MECCW Heavyweight champion of the Multiverse, Tommy DREAMER!"
(Man in the box - Alice In Chains)
Dreamer walked out with a barbed bat in hand
"It looks like dreamers outnumbered" JR commented
"It appears so JR" Eclipsa replied
(Wreck - WWE)
"Wait a damn minute!" Taz shouted
"There's no way! We haven't seen him since Lucitor!" JR shouted as Mick Foley, in Cactus Jack apparel walked out with a Trash can
"Cactus Jack!" Eclipsa announced as Foley stood behind Dreamer
"It's still 2 on thr-"
(The Ballad of Star Butterfly - Patrick Stump)
Star walked out with her wand in hand
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" the crowd chanted as Dreamer turned to the rebel princess surprised
"I invited her" Foley smirked as she joined the group, Dreamer enter the ring and the bell ringing and the two locking up, Dreamer transitioning into a loose chokehold which Dustin slipped out of, the two then starring eachother down for a moment before trading blows,
"Dreamer and Dust, going blow for blow!" Taz commented before Dreamer Irish whipped his opponent into a corner, Cody slipping into the ring behind Dreamer and turning him, hitting a
"Cross Rhodes!" Eclipsa shouted before Foley got in the ring with the trash can and smashed it across Cody's head, Toffee Slipping into the ring only to be grabbed by the feet by star who dropped the wand in the process
"Oh no you don't!" Star said as Goldust slipped out of the ring and grabbed the wand,
"HE JUST GRABBED THE DAMN WAND!" JR shouted "THAT BASTARD!"
Dreamer getting up only for goldust to point the wand at him "Narwhal Blast"
A gold plated narwhal shot at dreamer making him topple over in pain, Cody slipping out of the ring and hitting Star with an inverted DDT on the ground
Foley being grabbed by the ankle and slammed to the ground by Toffee, Goldust climbing into the ring,
(I mean it - G-Eazy)
An Anarkay ran from the entrance to the ring and diving in, the seven participants and the Anarkay disappearing
"Saturn! That was Saturn!" JR shouted
"My baby!" Eclipsa cried
(Duh Duh Duh, what will happen next? Where did they go? Find out next time!)
{Hey guys, sorry about the wait, i've been working on school and trying to get some treats in the works, anywho I hope everyone is staying safe during all of this}
