Announcer:
"This work of fan fiction, or 'fanfic' for short, is dedicated to the cast and crew of Freakazoid!, whose tireless efforts produced a beloved, semi-quotable cult classic still fondly remembered by fans everywhere to this day. (And still leaves fans puzzled as to why there wasn't any merchandising, let alone a comic book.)"
"This fanfic is also dedicated to the casts and crews on both sides of the globe of Neon Genesis Evangelion, who created an iconic, groundbreaking, and sometimes controversial anime that not only deconstructed of many of the medium's tropes, but also reminded us that a little professional therapy goes an extremely long way."
"This fanfic is also dedicated to the many fans of both franchises who turned up to read this unlikely crossover, gave it a chance, and enjoyed the ride all the way through."
"This fanfic is also dedicated to fan authors Mike313 and OrionPax09, whose Superwomen of EVA stories provided inspiration for this lengthy spooferhero yarn."
"And finally, once again this fanfic is also dedicated to Mrs. Ashley Huggbees of Fullers Earth, Arizona, because we like saying the word "Huggbees". Go on, give it a try. You know you want to. Huggbees."
