Everyone Roasts Bakugo
Everyone was looking for the gods because the break was lasting too long, Rev calling, "Here Bored! I got some…"
Rev looks over to see what they had, "What does he like?"
Esdeath opens up the fridge, "His favorite… red velvet cake."
Dante taking the cake, "Bored, we got red velvet cake."
Yet no respond until everyone heard uncontrollable laughter from the basement, Denki was the closest to the door to the basement, "I found him."
As he opens the door, he saw figure rolling on the floor, "He slapped her with his beef stick! His quarter pounder! I need to see it again!"
Denki came in, "Who did what to who?!"
The dark figure snaps his figures to rewind what was on the screen as the brown hair male produces a magic circle saying, "Heal."
The naked pink hair girl on her knees looking up in fear was then snapped by an object that resembled something nsfw. Denki giggling a bit, "What the fuck is this?"
The figure laughing, "Redo of Healer, I loved the animation and this meat on face beating so much I caught up on the manga and light novel in 20 hours."
Denki looking at him trying to get a good look at him, "That is dedication. But why am I having a hard time see you?"
The figure chuckles as he turned into the usual form, "Don't want a lot of people to see my real form so I enter my real form, I form a field of vision to make it impossible for everyone else to see it."
Denki asked, "Why? Are you insecure about your appearance?"
BAS writing in a notebook, "Yes and no…"
He looks to see that no one else is in the basement, "You wanna learn how to create a universe?"
Denki in shock, "Really?"
BAS walks him over to a workbench, "A certain few universes are still being worked on because I am an artist… of war and chaos. So, they are just settling and cooling."
Denki looking at the bench, "Why are you teaching me?"
BAS being blunt, "You're goofy, stylist, and full of positive energy. Those are good traits for this world we can make to entertain everyone for a bit."
Theater Room
The screen turns on causing the energic Mina shouting, "Viewing is on!"
Everyone except BAS and Denki were in the room sitting down, Jiro asked, "Where is Denki?"
Bakugo causally, "Who cares, what kind of shit coming on?"
Izuku in a green button up shirt and jeans walking with Bakugo in a dark blue button up shirt and blue jean as they got up in front of Bakugo's house. Izuku asks, "Wassup, can a loc come up to your crib?"
Bakugo replies, "Fuck you, I'll see you at work."
Sero nods, "That's very Bakugo like response."
Bakugo couldn't help but agree, "Yeah, I would say that."
Aizawa still a sleep with a bottle of vodka next to him as Midnight pets his head as he sleeps with Momo and Mina looking at the two, "Goals."
Izuku spoke with salt, "Ah bitch, don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
Bakugo turning around as Izuku continuing, "Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut, you could get bitches on that little stick of dynamite."
Everyone's jaws dropped to the ground in shock by Izuku roasting Bakugo. Nezu commenting, "I mean Best Jeanist tried fixing Young Bakugo's hair, but he didn't listen and now he will understand why his 'yee-yee ass' haircut is bad."
Bakugo shouts, "WHAT?!"
Izuku got in front of him and his back to the street, "Oh better yet, maybe Kirishima will call your dog ass, if he ever stops fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer he's fucking with."
Izuku took a few steps away then lean towards Bakugo with a music like tone, "Bitch~"
The room was full of laughs then Shoto makes an ice cube the size of a bowling balls hands it to Bakugo, "You need ice for that burn."
Bakugo in anger slapping it out of his hand, "Fuck you!"
Izuku turned around with his back to Bakugo starts walking away while flipping him off. Bakugo in confusion by what happened, "WHAT?!"
The gods looking around, "What the fuck?!"
While Izuku was holding in his laughter, "He isn't wrong about the hair."
Iida trying to be mature like Momo, "Guys, we can't laugh at bullying…"
The scene starts all over but instead of Izuku, it was Denki. Denki asks, "Can a loc come up in your crib?"
Bakugo replies, "Fuck you, I'll see you at work."
Denki annoyed by Bakugo's behavior starts his roast, "Hey don't hate me because I'm beautiful, maybe if you get rid of that yee-yee ass cut…"
Everyone on their chairs to see what Denki was going to say. Iida standing up, "I do not approve of this kind of bullying."
Dante asks, "Is bullying a bully a bad thing when you come to think of it, an eye for an eye?"
Tomura annoyed, "I want to hear this?"
Denki points at Bakugo's dick, "You can get some bitches on that little ego of yours."
Everyone falling into their seats as Denki just roasts Bakugo's manhood and his hair. Bakugo was pissed from this more than Izuku's roast. As Shoto making another ice cube, "Are you sure?"
Bakugo throwing it at the screen but the cube bounced off and caused no damage, Bakugo in fury, "FUCK!"
Denki getting in front of Bakugo like Izuku did, "Oh better yet, maybe Kirishima would call your dog ass, if he ever stops fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer he's been fucking with."
He took a few steps back then leaning to Bakugo, "Cunt~"
Jiro giggling a bit, "He called him the c word."
Dabi smirking, "I wonder who is next to roast him."
As Denki walks away flipping Bakugo, the confused Bakugo could only reply, "WHAT!"
Then the scene was rewind to the beginning, but the Denki was replaced with Tomura. Tomura walking with him, "Hey you want to join the league of villains?"
The league was on edge on how Tomura was going to roast Bakugo while everyone else was concerned for Bakugo.
Katsuki replies, "Fuck you, I'll see you in prison."
Tomura angered by the insult, "Hey don't hate me but of my large number of fan girls. I joined the dark side, smacked some backside, and choked a lot of bitches in this city."
A roar of laughs filled the room especially All for One who fell out of his chair and crying of laughter. Twice barley breaking, "I… need… that… on a… t shirt."
Momo and Iida were trying their best to hold their laughter while everyone wasn't holding back.
Tomura getting in front of him and back to the street, "And you could be doing the same for you little joystick."
Taking a few steps back then leaning towards Bakugo, "Bitch ass hero~"
Turning around and flipping him off, Bakugo in shock, "WHAT?!"
Bakugo is rage, "How many times are they going to do this?"
Hardcasekara giggling from this, "Maybe one more."
Basement
BAS laughing, "One more roast, then we get to the real shit."
Denki looking at the character sheet, "What about Kirishima?"
BAS looking at him, "That's not a roast, that's a murder… do it."
Theater
Everyone was settling down as they could see that this was the last roast which the gods could feel that this wasn't a normal roast like the others.
The scene replies but it was Kirishima that is with Bakugo, Kirishima asks, "Hey sugar, can a bae come up in your crib?"
Bakugo rolling his eyes, "Fuck you, I'll see you at school."
Kirishima smirks as he starts his roast, "Hey don't hate me because this booty is lightyears out of your league."
Everyone stops laughing with Kirishima shouts, "WHAT?!"
The girls blushing at their yaoi fantasies which a few were laughing from Kirishima saying his booty was out of Bakugo's league.
Kirishima got in front of him, "Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut, maybe I might ride your little disappointment. Maybe I would be fucking you instead of Shoto, that brain surgeon, and that lawyer."
The redhead after taking a few steps back leans forward to him, "Loser~"
Leaving Bakugo speechless as he walked away then the screen went black…
Shoto bluntly, "That wasn't a roast, that was cremation."
Nezu making his comment, "That last one was… distasteful."
Yagi looking around, "Seriously, where is Denki and BAS?"
Basement
Denki nodding, "That was pretty distasteful, but failure is a teacher."
BAS slapping notes on the walls, "So let's see, giant vampire milf from Resident Evil 8… I'm gonna somehow and in someway get it in the The Anarchist universe. Is everyone gonna like it? Well I didn't expect anyone to like The Anarchist so I am sure they will love it."
Denki looking at the giant woman, "Gods bless this creation. Anyone shorter than her are her shotas."
BAS nods as Denki looking at the little worlds with timers with timers on them, "Which one is next?"
BAS shrugs, "You choose, choose from the heart."
The god then grabs a world, "Except this one, Redo of Healer is for a special occasion and when I mean special, I mean when y'all piss me off. You piss me off, I will metaphoric violate your eyes and ears."
The teen nods, "I choose that one."
He picks up the world which the god rubs his chin, "Well I like this, it's just you know… it's very old and it sadly didn't get a continuation because the creator died while making it."
Denki nods, "It's good?"
BAS nods as Denki gave him the world, "Ok let's enjoy Kaze no Stigma after we get back to the theater, remember I will throw you under the bus if you mention Redo of Healer as a world that they will watch if they annoy me or piss me off."
The teen nods as they headed back to the room which BAS chuckling locking the door, "Black Clover I after Stigma, you know nothing."
