Modern (actually an old story but modern in time frame)

"That's it! I've had enough!" a door slams as angry Serbia rushes into her temporary apartment, the anger making the green in her eyes even more apparent. A young EU assistant is behind her trying to look supportive.

"Ms. Serbia, you should try to relax. Your previous assistant told me you have a problem with high blood pressure when you get too upset."

"How can I relax? Did you see what they told me back there?!" she yells in disbelief.

Her new assistant scuffles. "I'm sure they had a very good reason for it" he says with a nervous chuckle.

She stares at him menacingly barely managing not to unleash all of her pepped up anger on this poor innocent person. "No...no, they don't have a good reason for it. They're just idiots who haven't thought anything through in a very very long time. I can't believe it. Trying to appease me with trinkets. It's France and Britain for Heaven's sake. Their promises and good wishes are not worth the paper they are written on…If I were them, I would send those things to my people left in Kosovo."

She turns to her wardrobe violently opening it. Then she remembers her assistant, turns to him and suggestively stares until he figures out that it is best to wait outside. He hears her mumble something like "and that's one of the reasons I didn't want a male assistant".

"So...what are you going to do?" he asked reluctantly.

"Simple" she is heard in a much better mood. An arrange of different sound is also heard. Clothes being dropped, zippers,metal and even a gun being loaded. This makes the meek assistant nervous.

She comes out but we can only see the floor. The camera slowly rises as she starts to talk: "There is only one way to defeat those who want to do me wrong. Battlefields are so outdated. I will defeat in a different way." It is slowly revealed that she is wearing soccer sneakers, shorts and a red jersey of her team. "I'm gonna demonstrate my power through the only civilised way there is. Sports! I'm going to win every possible competition I can! It's gonna be a complete competitive carnage!" she yells proud.

With a loud sweat drop falling from his face, her assistant adds blunt: "That's an interesting choice of words."

She smiles wide and gives a dramatic thumbs up.