Ness knew what day it was. It was the start of utter torture and embarrassment for him. The reason? He lost a bet. What was the bet? It was a bet to see if Ness would or would not pass an "Are you gay test" and as the lord had it, he passed with a "Yes, most definitely", causing him to lose the bet. Little did he know, however, that "test" was absolutely rigged. With the only answer possible being "yes". Paula obviously knew this, she was the one who created the "test" which Ness also didn't know.

Either way, what was Ness's torture? He had to do a total of twenty dares, given to him but the winners of the bet: Paula, Ana, and Kumatora. Ness only knew that it started today, but didn't know if it was going to go into any other day. That was the outcome he was wishing for. No way he wanted to do twenty of the girls' dares in a single dare. He knew that the girls have the power to turn the most innocent person into a complete monster. Hell, they already did that. Poor little Pichu thought she could go to the girls for school help and…..well, Pichu was now known as the biggest "Pokehoe" as people called it.

Ness was half-expecting the girls to contact him as soon as he woke up, but nothing. That's when he realized what they were waiting for. They were planning on having Ness do the dares in school. Ness stared at himself in the mirror. "You better not make me do anything stupid," Ness said, not even believing his own wish had even a knick of a chance of happening.

Later that day he arrived at the school and didn't even need to walk into the school to find Paula. She was leaning against the wall and motioned for Ness to come over to her. Ness rolled his eyes and ran over. Once there he crossed his arms and didn't attempt to hide his fear. "Well, you ready, Nessy?" Paula winked, knowing it was going to piss Ness off.

"DON'T...Call me that." She was right, as she was usually. She knew how to get on Ness's nerves.

"Oh right, only your precious Lukey can call you that." The biggest thing that pissed Ness off was when people mentioned his relationship with Lucas. It wasn't romantic, but the way that people talked about it made it seem that way. To no one's surprise, Lucas came out a few years ago, but little did he know at the time that it would only heighten Ness's daily torture of "Have you and Lucas banged yet" or "You guys are cute together, I ship it" or even "How big is Lucas's dick?" That last one was only asked once, by Ninten. It didn't exactly help Ness's case that he actually knew the answer and thought it was a smart decision to say the correct answer instead of just opting out.

"Oh shut up already! Just…..just tell me the first dare." Ness was trying so hard to keep his anger from spilling out. He didn't succeed too well, but after three years of this torture, he was way better.

"Alright, alright, you really want to get down to business, huh?" Ness simply rolled his eyes. "Ok then, well, the first dare is to have Lucas sit on your lap in the busiest part of the school." Ness's face grew plain and basically the embodiment of an ellipse.

"You…..want me….to do WHAT?!"

"Huh…..I thought I was pretty clear," Paula played dumb. Ness scoffed as he turned away from her.

"You know what, fuck it. I don't know why I even decided to entertain this game of yours. I'm going to class." Ness started walking off and Paula smirked a classic anime "gotcha" smirk.

"I guess you must really want me to leak the pictures saved onto your phone." Ness stopped dead in his tracks. He moved his head back, not even questioning how or when she had access to it, and showed Paula his frightened face. Paula grew surprised, not expecting an obvious empty threat to work.

"F-f-fine, I'll do the damn dare." Ness shot back around and continued walking away. Paula made sure that Ness was inside the school before she brought out her phone and dialed her bestie's number.

"Yo, Kuma?"

"Whaddup?" Kumatora asked, her voice a tired mess. Despite Paula wanting to ask her why she was still in bed and not at school, she decided to stay on topic.

"So…..that photo threat thing worked on Ness."

"Told ya."

"Yeah, but…..like how did you know to say it? We don't have access to that shit, and now, I dunno if I want to."

"Yeah, you do."

"Ok, fair enough, but still."

"Trust me, I know he's hiding something in his gallery that's more tea than Ninten and Claus banging each other in the locker room." Paula giggled as she remembered when they grabbed that blackmail-worthy information.

"Ok ok, well, hurry on here so you can watch the show."

"Oh, Paula….you don't understand do you?" Paula just gave a confused hum. "When it comes to my ship sailing…...I am always here." The second part of what she said sounded like it came from right to the side of Paula. She turned her head and found Kumatora standing there with the phone to her ear. She hung up and smiled. "Shall we get going then?"

"How'd you—"

"Shall we get going," Kumatora pushed. Paula was able to suppress any other questions on how the hell Kumatora arrived at the school when she so evidently was still at her house.

"You know what, you're right, let's just go."

Ness, with Lucas trailing behind him, walked to the busiest part of the school, the main foyer. Due to not having a room dedicated to being a cafeteria-with the students being able to eat wherever, and technically whenever, they wanted-this was the next best option. What was worse, however, was that all of Ness and Lucas's friends were in the room. Most weren't trying to open conversations with the two, but they could still have a higher chance of seeing the dare play through. The other bad thing was that there was only a single bench in the extremely, and trust Mr. Narrator here…..it's bigger than all of the Kardashian's boobs and asses and probably just as artificial as well, foyer. Ness, with a very confused Lucas following, walked to this bench. Someone else was sitting in it though; Ninten. He was just on his phone, minding his own business until Ness snatched it away. Ninten looked up at him. "The fuck?" he said.

"Off the bench, me and Lucas are gonna sit on it," Ness said.

"You are?" Ninten asked at the same time as…..

"We are?" Lucas asked. Ness looked back and placed his index finger over Lucas's lips to shush him.

"Shhhhh, it's ok Lukey, calm down," Ness said.

"But I'm not—"

"Shhhhh." With Ness successfully shushing Lucas, he turned back to Ninten. He took the finger from Lucas's lips and pointed in a random direction. "Leave."

"Whatever, gaywad," Ninten said as he stood up.

"I AM NOT GAY!" Ness crossed his arms, with Ninten's phone still on and getting texts from whoever Ninten was talking to. "And plus, you're not exactly one to talk, are you?"

"Fair, but at least I don't deny it."

"I deny it because it's not true….right, Lukey?"

"Uh-huh," Lucas simply responded, not exactly wanting to say his true answer in words as to not be on the receiving end of Ness's fury…...despite actually wanting to be on the receiving end to something else from Ness. Ness then moved his eyebrow up like "HA See". Ninten was somehow the only one who knew Lucas's lie.

"Wow, so profound. Can I at least have my phone back?" Ninten asked as he held out his hand for his phone.

"Who were you texting anyway—" Ness stopped talking due to reading Ninten's text to Claus, who was named "My Butterscotch King" in his contacts. "Uh….y-yeah…...sure." Ness gave Ninten his phone back, who then victoriously walked away.

"What did Ninten say?" Lucas asked, intrigued as to what would cause Ness to have the reaction he had.

"He told Claus 'I want you to choke me while stopping blood flow to my hands with tight handcuffs, your highness." Lucas's face grew shocked. He knew where Ninten stood in his relationship with his brother, but it was still a shock to hear this come out of Ninten.

"I may actually need a seat…." Lucas stumbled over and sat down on the bench. Ness joined him and they sat in silence for a while as they allowed the shock and, quite honestly, fear to drain out of them from what they just heard. Lucas shook his head, finally free of Ninten's horny clutches. He looked at Ness, who still seemed unfocused. "Why'd you bring me here anyway. Oh, and it better actually be something, I was busy." Ness's focus got fixed as he turned to look at Lucas.

"Oh come on, all you were doing was studying."

"EXACTLY! That's what someone does in school."

"Pfft, I've never studied before."

"Explains why you're failing," Lucas playfully rolled his eyes.

"I AM NOT FAILING…..I have a D- now," Ness tried a "gotcha" moment. It didn't work. Lucas just did a mind blown motion with his hands.

"But seriously, why're we here?" Ness looked down with a sigh. Lucas started seeing a very small blush invade Ness's cheeks. Ness took in a deep breath before looking back at the confused and curious boy.

"C-can you close your eyes?"

"You're not gonna kiss me are you."

"What? No, of course not."

"That's good then." Lucas was lying.

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!?

"Can you just do it?"

"Fine." Lucas closed his eyes. It was very hard for him to hold in his excitement about what could happen. As he was looking into the darkness of his eyelids, he felt hands be placed on the sides of his gut. He flinched a bit from surprise, but he had already grown accustomed to Ness putting his hands there. What he didn't realize, because he was too focused on what happened the last time Ness held his gut, was that he was being picked up. He did notice the feeling of whatever he was sitting on change.

"Ok, open up." Lucas also noticed that Ness's voice sounded…...closer somehow. Lucas opened his eyes and saw that he was ever so slightly higher up. He looked in the direction he thought Ness was, but only found a part of Ness's face…..this was when he realized he was sitting on Ness. He tensed up and looked forward, so Ness couldn't see his tomato red blush.

"N-N-Ness, wh-what am I doing up here." Ness, who was surprised that having Lucas on top of him was oddly comforting and nice, looked around at the thoughtless students around the foyer.

"Just cause. Can't a guy have his best friend sit on his lap just because?" Ness was better at hiding and keeping the urge of stuttering down.

"I-...I guess so, but like….b-but like, in the foyer?"

"Mhm. Unless you want me to let you go." Lucas was a little confused. Only then did he feel Ness's hands on the sides of his gut. Ness's hands, mixed with the whole "sitting on your crush's lap" feeling broke Lucas. Some blood trickled out of his nose.

"N-Ness? I think I need to go to the nurse's office."

"Huh? Why?" Lucas looked back at Ness and showed his gushing nose. "WAAAAH! Y-yeah, go!" Lucas jumped off Ness's lap, held his nose, and ran off. When Lucas left, Ness looked at his hands and the feeling of Lucas's warm gut he unadmittedly actually really enjoyed.

Somewhere else in the foyer, Paula reviewed the pictures she took of Lucas and Ness's moment. "We didn't quite get the reaction from everyone that was wanted," Kumatora pointed out.

"Yeah, wonder why," Paula added. They walked over to a friend, Toon Link, who was chatting with someone who totally wasn't his boyfriend-according to Toon Link at least-Villager-who tells a different story on their relationship that people choose to believe over Toon Link's. "Yo, TL?" Toon Link turned around and raised an eyebrow. "Did you see Lucas sitting on Ness's lap?"

"Course I did," Toon Link simply shrugged.

"Then, why aren't you more surprised?" Kumatora asked.

"Why would we be?" Villager asked, "They're together, aren't they?"

"No."

"WHAT?!"

"Huh, that is quite surprising actually," Toon Link analyzed, "I thought they were a thing since Lucas said he liked dick." Paula and Kumatora exchanged glances before walking away.

"Damn, they're not even gonna say bye…..what bitches!" Kumatora shot a glance backward, scaring both boys instantly. Villager then formed a megaphone with his ball hands. "Love y'all!"

"That's what I thought," Kumatora said. The two girls walked over to Ness, who's blushed face was finally starting to disappear. Ness saw the girls walking his way, prompting him to stand up and start walking away, but then remembered the threat. He stopped. He sighed before turning toward them.

"What now?" Ness asked.

"Your next dare." Paula nodded excitedly. She stepped forward and wrapped her arm around Ness's neck.

"You ready, hotshot?" She asked.

"Fuck you," Ness blankly said.

"Good. We dare you to go into the bathroom stall and send little Lukey a little…...special photo." Ness balled up his fist, but strangely enough, not for the reason the girls were expecting.

"Stop calling Lucas that." Paula's eyes widened.

"Uhm, o-ok, are you gonna do the dare?" Ness took Paula's arm from his body and turned away.

"I don't exactly have a choice." Ness walked off toward the bathroom.

Luminary, the school nurse, was plugging up Lucas's nose with tiny balls of tissues. He then patted Lucas's shoulder and smiled. "There you go, Lucas, keep these in your nose for a most an hour," Luminary said as he placed the box of tissues back onto the counter. Lucas jumped from the bed and stretched his back. Luminary sat on his swivel chair and analyzed Lucas's body. He could sense something different in Lucas's aura. "Hey, Lucas?" Lucas looked at him and hummed. "What happened to cause the nosebleed anyway?" The blush from earlier came back as the happy memories rushed his brain.

"N-no reason," Lucas lied. Obviously, Luminary didn't believe him, but he also knew it wasn't his position to pry so he shooed for Lucas to go on. Before he did, however, his phone buzzed. He grabbed his phone and saw that he got a message from Ness, who's contact name was Future Daddy. He grew a lovestruck smirk as he opened the message. His smirk disappeared instantly. "M-M-M-Mr. L-L-L-Luminary?"

"What's wrong?" Lucas shakily looked at Luminary.

"I-I-I-I-I n-need m-m-m-more t-t-tissues….."

"Why?" There was then a massive blood explosion from his nose, causing Lucas to collapse. "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK!?"

"You sure you're ok, Lucas? You've been in the nurse's office for nearly 2 hours," Claus asked. Lucas, still with the image Ness sent him stuck in his head, nodded his head ever so slightly. Claus crossed his arms and watched Ness walk in and sit in his seat next to Lucas. He skipped the first part of class and even skipped lunch. "Ness?" Ness looked at him. "Do you know what's wrong with Lucas?"

"No," Ness simply said. Claus simply nodded his head. He patted Lucas's back before walking over to his seat. He knew Ness was lying. He also could tell that Lucas and Ness had some things to talk about, so he decided it would be best to leave them alone. "So, Lucas….." Ness said as he looked forward.

"Ness…" Lucas finally said.

"About that picture…."

"You don't regret sending it, do you?" Lucas asked with hope that his thoughts were wrong. Ness, confused, looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"What…..what do you mean?" Lucas started fiddling with his fingers.

"I-I don't mind that you sent the photo….." Lucas started. This caused him to grow a blush that Ness could help but smile at. "What hurts is seeing you regret it." Ness placed his hand on Lucas's shoulder. This prompted Lucas to look at him and was surprised when he saw his smile.

"Pfft, I don't regret it. We're both dudes. And plus, friends compare dicks all the time, right?"

"Uhh, y-yeah!" Lucas happily said, any hint of fear and worry in him gone in a single moment. "Oh, but wait….."

"What?"

"You sent a picture of yours…..but you haven't seen mine, so is it really fair?" Lucas asked. This caused Ness to blush. He let go of Lucas and shook his head sporadically.

"Y-you don't have to send any picture you do—"

"Nonsense!" Lucas shot up with newfound energy. "This has to be a mutual thing, I shall be back." Lucas ran so fast out of the classroom that he nearly just teleported out of there. Ness slammed his palm into his face. He grabbed his phone and placed it, face-up, on his desk. He tapped his feet quickly as he waited for the inevitable photo. Within a few minutes, his phone buzzed and it was from Lucas, whose contact name was interestingly "My Little Lukey". Ness looked around to make sure no one in his massive class of 76-not including Ness and Lucas-was watching him. He opened the message and his eyes widened. He quickly turned the phone off and placed it face down. He gulped and the tapping of his foot sped up. His breathing also matched his foot. He became a blushed mess and soon couldn't help but smile as he imagined the photo. Despite the fact knowing how big each other's special places were, they never saw it, so this was something new to both boys. Ness slammed his hands into his head and looked at his lap where a certain something was showing signs of "waking" up.

"AAH!" Ness crossed his legs and smiled innocently toward the few people who gave him a concerned look. "I-I'm fine. D-don't worry." Within a few more minutes, Ness's situation ended, allowing him to sit normally, but then Lucas walked back into the classroom with a victorious face. He sat next to Ness then smiled at him.

"So, how was it?" Ness gulped.

"It…..it was nice…...for a dick at least. I mean…..I still don't like dick, hehehehe, so like I didn't like it…..n-n-no, that's not…..fuck, ummmmm—" Ness panicked. Lucas cut him off with a laugh.

"It's ok, Ness, I understand. Stop worrying so much." Ness nervously chuckled as he looked away.

What's wrong with me? Just….just fucking calm down. All it was was a dick, you've seen many of them…...but Lucas's. Lucas's felt…...different to look at. Hehe….why do I feel so happy? AAAAAAAARGH HELP MEEEEE?!

Eventually, their teacher, Byleth, came in and started class. The class was going normally until a paper plane slammed into the back of Ness's head. Ness looked back and saw Ana and Paula looking at him with thumbs up, despite them sitting rather far from him. Ness grabbed the plane from the ground, praying to whatever god was out there that it wasn't another dare. The prayers failed. It was indeed Ness's third of twenty dares. The dare was to whisper something dirty into Lucas's ear. It was simple, but for it to happen in the middle of class was what was concerning Ness. Ness peered back at Ana and Paula, who held a thumbs-up. Ness rolled his eyes before grabbing Lucas's sleeve. "Ness, what are you—"

"Maybe next time you can see….or even feel….my little friend in person. All you've gotta do is ask…..My Little Lukey," Ness whispered seductively into Lucas's ear. He then let go of Lucas's sleeve and sat normally as if nothing happened. Lucas shook his head before raising his hand.

"Uhh, yes Lucas?" Byleth called on him.

"May I go to the nurse?" Lucas asked.

"How come?"

"I need more tissues." Byleth had a box of tissues, but knew what he meant since he was told about Lucas unnatural blood loss.

"Sure, go on ahead." Lucas left the room in a hurry. Not even a minute after he left the room, something interesting was sounded throughout the school.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Lucas screamed. Ness found the scream of pain and confusion to be amusing to him. He then looked down at his hands.

Oh no….what if he actually wants to see or feel it? What would I do? I-I couldn't just say no, especially not after what I just said. I-I mean, it's Lucas, if I was gonna allow any person to touch or see it, it would be him. So…..I guess I'd allow it. I wonder how it would feel if he did…...OH, CRAP!

Ness crossed his legs once more and tried his best to focus on class.

The students were now in the break between the second part of classes and the third. Ness and Lucas were able to chat as if nothing that happened earlier actually happened. Lucas was eating a small bag of pretzels and offered Ness one. He took one without much hesitation. "So anyway, I do think cats suck dick," Ness said. Lucas looked further down the hall and swallowed the pretzel he had.

"Hey, it's the girls," Lucas pointed out. Ness, knowing what was about to happen, looked toward the girls with a fed-up look. Ana ran up to Ness with a piece of paper. She handed it toward him. He snatched it and shooed her away. Ness turned toward a curious Lucas. "What did she give you?" Ness shrugged. He opened the folded piece of paper, opening it in a way that didn't allow Lucas to see what was written, and read the dare. He then crumpled the paper as he groaned loudly, making Lucas concerned. "Uhh, you alright?"

"Fuck you, Ana…."

"What could be that bad?"

"Hey, uh, Lucas? Could you close your eyes?" Lucas crossed his arms.

"I dunno. The last time I did I ended up bleeding so much that even Dracula came in like 'the fuck's wrong with you kid'...true story."

"Uh-huh, right. Can you just do it please?" Lucas sighed before closing his eyes. Ness didn't know how he was gonna do what he was dared to do. His dare…..was to nibble Lucas's neck. He placed his hands at the back of Lucas's head, making him tense up a bit.

"Ness…...wh-what are you doing?"

"Shhhh, don't make this harder than it already is," Ness whispered. Lucas's heart fluttered as Ness whispered. The way his voice sounded to his ear was soothing and just absolutely amazing. Ness moved his head to Lucas's neck. Lucas felt Ness's shotty breaths, making his heart speed up. He then suddenly felt Ness nibble on his neck, which he found strangely pleasurable. He covered his mouth with his hand. Ness nibbled for quite a bit before moving his head away. He grew surprised at how blushed Lucas was. He could also tell he was forcing himself to not make any…..questionable noises with his mouth. "Lucas?" Lucas lowered his hand but kept his eyes closed. "You can open your eyes." Lucas slowly did as Ness said. Lucas rubbed where Ness nibbled and started to grow a shaky smile. He looked dead into Ness's eyes.

"Wh…...what was that?"

"I-I guess I should've told you before the first one…..but I lost this bet and now—" Ness stopped himself when he saw Lucas's entire heart drop to his feet.

"Y-you were told to do all of the stuff you did…..you didn't want to do any of them?" Lucas asked, full of fear that Ness didn't actually want to do the stuff he enjoyed. Ness shook his head.

"No no no, you didn't let me finish. I was just going to say that I lost a bet and now I've got to do this." Ness shot up from the bench they were sitting on and started poorly tap dancing. He ended it with a stupid pose which Lucas found hilarious. He burst into laughter before standing up himself.

"God, you suck." He continued laughing as he walked away. Ness nervously chuckled before sitting back down. Eventually, Ana sat down next to him and crossed her feet.

"So, how'd it go?" Ness didn't answer. He didn't have to, though. Ana was watching the entire time. "You know, it wasn't in the rules that you couldn't tell Lucas you were doing dares. Tell him all you want."

"I-I can't. He thinks I'm doing all of them because I want to…."

"Do you?" Ness looked at her.

"What?"

"I mean, are you really sure you don't want to do what we dare you to do."

"I'm not gay."

"You nibbled on his neck for five whole minutes. The paper said to do it for a little bit, not five whole damn minutes." Ness started to look down as he realized he did take the dare to more extreme heights. "Not to mention the last dare. Yes, we dared you to talk dirty to him, but we didn't tell you to give him an offer to see AND touch your dick any time he wants. That's all you." Ness shot back up.

"As I've said…...I'm not….I'm not….." Ness balled up his hands. "I'm not…...I'm not gay." Ness then walked off.

"Yet you failed to say it multiple times in a row….." she said despite knowing no one could hear her. She grinned with an idea of where to take the next dares. She shot up and ran throughout the school. She soon found Lucas at a vending machine getting another bag of pretzels. He loved pretzels. He turned around and opened them.

"Oh, Ana?" Lucas questioned.

"Lucas, the things Ness has been doing were all due to dares." Lucas, who held a pretzel in his hand about to eat it, lowered his hand. He wasn't all too surprised about this info though.

"I feared so."

"However, there is a way you can help Ness end this dare thing."

"How?"

"Just take ten of his dares. He won't have to go through much more of our fun. We do know about your crush on him as well, just for your information." Lucas took a step back out of surprise. He looked down at the bag of pretzels. He sighed before putting the pretzel he had in his mouth. He swallowed it, which allowed him to somehow center his mind. He looked back at Ana.

"Sure, I'll take ten."

"Good, ready for your first one?" Lucas nodded. Ana smirked evilly. Lucas instantly regretted his decision. "During class…."

Shit.

"I want you to kiss Ness…."

Fuck.

"On the cheek….."

At least that's not too bad.

"Tenderly."

Shit again.

Ana's smirk grew as she saw the blush on Lucas's face. "Ok, have fun, loverboy!" Ana said as she ran off. Lucas giggled to himself.

Ana you…...thanks!

Class had started a bit ago. Lucas was waiting for the perfect time to do the dare that was given to him. He peered over at Ness without him knowing. Ness was actually focusing on his school work. It did kind of help they were learning about sex ed, which was something Ness was REALLY into. Lucas grinned, wanting to do the dare right then and there, but stopped himself when he saw Ness's hand shoot up. Lucas shot his head away. Their sex ed teacher, who happened to be absent so was subbed by their principal, Palutena, called on him. "I hear what you're saying…..but, I'm confused," Ness said.

"How so?" Palutena asked.

"Uhh…." Ness looked at Lucas. "Lucas here, he's gay right?" Lucas looked at him with a very confused face.

"Uhh, yeah. What're you getting at?" Palutena asked.

"H-how is he going to have sex."

"Ness…" Lucas started but was shushed by Ness. Palutena placed her clipboard down.

"Ok, what the actual fuck. You're almost 17 and you don't know?" Palutena asked. Ness shook his head. Palutena sighed.

I don't get paid enough for this shit.

"Lucas, can you come up here?" Lucas's face grew slightly angry.

"I hate you, Ness…" Lucas said. Ness waved Lucas off as he walked up to Palutena. He looked up at her with a tilted head.

"Do you know how you would have sex?"

"Of course I do."

"Good…." Palutena placed her hands on Lucas's shoulders. She then turned Lucas around and lowered her head down to Lucas's ear. "Go ahead and tell them."

"WHAT?!" Lucas looked back and found that Palutena somehow disappeared. He shakily looked back at the large group of 77 students. He gulped. "Uhhhh….." He ran over to Claus's desk, which was next to the window, and snatched the donut from his hands. Lucas ran back to the front desk and showed off the donut to the students. "This is a donut…...AKA an asshole…" He scanned the room once more. He ran over to Ness's desk. This was it. He gave a pretty big smooch to Ness's cheek before grabbing Ness's bat, which was by his backpack. He didn't allow Ness to say anything before he ran back to the desk. Ness was left in utter shock. He started rubbing the cheek Lucas kissed. "This is a bat…..AKA….." Lucas had his eyes on the bat and couldn't rip his eyes from the names that were carved into it. "Me and my Little Lukey" which was clearly written by Ness. "This…..This is…" He couldn't help but grow a smile. He looked back at Ness, who was still rubbing his cheek in utter surprise. He wasn't even paying any attention to Lucas's poor lecture.

"HURRY IT UP!" Palutena's voice echoed throughout the room.

"Uhh, r-right." Lucas cleared his voice and held up the bat. "This is a bat, AKA a dick." He looked between the bat and the donut. He then tried to shove the bat into the donut hole, but it mainly ended up destroying the donut.

"MY DONUT!" Claus yelled. Lucas watched the broken donut fall.

"Uhhh, sadly that could easily be the outcome a person goes through…...and one that isn't entirely unpleasant."

"Good," Palutena suddenly appeared behind him, "Now get back to your seat you kinky bastard." Lucas ran to his seat. After sitting into the seat he held the bat toward Ness, who was staring blankly forward.

"Ness?" Lucas flicked Ness's other cheek due to not getting a response from him. This broke through Ness's shock, prompting him to look at Lucas. "Want your bat back?" Ness looked at the bat and was slightly confused to see crumbs at the tip of the bat. He decided to not really focus on it and just grabbed the bat.

After class ended, the students were allowed to leave school. Before that though, Ness wanted to talk to Lucas in their secret space. It wasn't a space that was secret to everyone, but it was a secret that they hung out there. It was a small greenhouse located in the corner of the large courtyard. Ness and Lucas entered the greenhouse and sat on a small bench that looked at the sunflowers. "Why did you kiss my cheek?"

"Just because. Do I really need a reason?"

"I-I guess not." Lucas stood up and walked closer to the sunflowers. He started feeling the petals. That was when Ness's phone buzzed. He knew what it was. He looked at his phone and had his annoyance confirmed. It was a message from Kumatora, with the next dare, no doubt. He pulled the text up and saw what it was. "Do a kabedon on Lucas." Ness groaned loudly. Lucas turned around, confused. Ness pocketed the phone and grabbed Lucas's wrist. "N-Ness?" Lucas stuttered. Ness then pushed Lucas against the glass wall of the greenhouse. He wasn't much taller than Lucas, but the kabedon still held an impact on Lucas. The impact resulted in a blush in Lucas and making him seem smaller than he actually was. Ness had his hand against the glass right next to Lucas's head. He couldn't help a snarky smirk. Lucas knew this was due to a dare, but he loved it nonetheless.

"Hey there…" Ness softly said. Ness purposely lowered his voice making Lucas's heart flutter. Ness moved his head closer to Lucas's. "I still don't forgive you for kissing me without telling me."

"I-I-I'm sorry…." Lucas pleaded. Ness placed his index finger over Lucas's lips.

"Shhhh….I've gotta get my revenge. So be a good boy and quiet down for me, K?" Lucas quieted down. His heart started to panic as Ness moved his head to Lucas's neck. Ness started the process to give Lucas a hickey. Lucas placed his forehead on Ness's shoulder. Ness continued for a few minutes, which during it all Lucas was containing certain unholy noises from escaping him before Ness finally stopped. Ness moved his head away from Lucas. He then grabbed Lucas's chin and made him look up. Ness saw the redness in Lucas's face. He was more tomato than he was a boy. "Awww, look at you, My Little Lukey's all red."

"F-f-fuck you." Ness finally decided to let go of Lucas.

"Go on home, I hope you have fun," Ness innocently smiled. Before Lucas started leaving, he pulled Ness into a hug.

"I-I know you're doing these because of dares…...but thanks." Lucas let go of Ness then ran off. Ness looked back. He was concerned and confused.

How does he know? He seems ok with it though…..that's a relief. But…..his face. It was so red…..so awkward…..so cute. My….My Little Lukey; you're adorable. Did I have to give him a hickey though? Yes…...yes I did…...he belongs to me….he's mine. B-but I-I'm not gay…..h-he's just my best friend so he belongs to me.

Ness walked out of the greenhouse and instantly saw Paula sitting on a distant rock with her feet crossed and casually sipping tea. Ness rolled his eyes before walking over to her. "What're you doing here?" Paula loudly sipped her teacup of tea with her pinky up.

"Just chillin…...it was fun watching you do that dare though," she calmly said. "You know, when I told Kuma to give you that dare, I expected you to do a kabedon." Ness crossed his arms.

"I did."

"I know." Paula sipped loudly on her tea, emptying the cup and placing it on the small porcelain plate next to her. "But then you went and gave him a fucking hickey." Ness shot his head away with a scoff.

"That doesn't mean anything."

"Ness….you sucked on his neck for 10 DAMN MINUTES! And don't use the excuse about wanting to make a hickey, cause it only takes 3 minutes-give or take-to make one, I would know because I looked it up." Ness started to shake his head in denial. He looked back at Paula.

"What're you getting at?"

"Just admit that you like him, it's obvious."

"I AM NOT GAY!"

"Then I guess you don't mind what's happening with Lucas right now." Paula started walking away with a smug smile plastered on her face. Ness watched Paula and tried to stop himself from falling into her trap. "Lucas is really a player." Ness groaned.

"What's happening with Lucas?" Paula turned her head.

"He's going on a date." Paula's face was serious, making Ness believe her. Ness grew angry and scared without really knowing it. He balled up his hands. He then clenched his new fists so hard that his joints could be heard cracking.

"WHO THE HELL IS GOING ON A DATE WITH HIM?!"

"Ohhhh, why does it matter to you?" Paula asked as she turned back around. Seeing the nonchalant attitude of Paula caused Ness to fully believe her. Ness grew angrier. His nails started to make indents in his own palm.

"NO ONE DATES MY LITTLE LUCAS BUT ME—" Ness stopped himself as soon as the words escaped his mouth. He covered his mouth with his hand. Paula stopped. She turned around with an evil grin.

"Oh, looks like the dates off." Ness lowered his hand.

"You…..you were lying?"

"Of course I was, and you just told me you like him." Ness turned away from Paula. She just sighed before walking up to Ness. She placed her head on his shoulder. "Ready for your next dare?" Ness eyeballed her with his answer. "Lucas is going home, why don't you go join him in the shower. Now I know you probably don't want—"

"What're you talking about, of course, I'm going to do it. Now back off." Ness started to walk away with his blush hiding from Paula.

"Hey, Ness!" Ness stopped but didn't look back. "Do you have a crush on Lucas?" Ness calmly breathed in and out.

"M-maybe…..maybe." He continued walking.

Lucas placed his dirty clothes into a basket before looking into the mirror in his bathroom. He stretched out his bare back and scratched his neck. He then straightened out his stance. He snapped his fingers into finger guns and pointed them at his reflection. "You a bad bitch!" Lucas complimented himself.

"I love your confidence," Ness's voice sounded way too real to Lucas. Lucas would often imagine Ness saying things to him so he thought this was one of those moments.

"Thanks, Ness. Your confidence is shaky, but I love way more things about you, Nessy."

"Awww, thanks My Little Lukey." Lucas's heart stopped. Lucas would talk back to Ness's imaginary voice, but the voice was incapable of responding. Lucas shakily turned toward the door to the bathroom to see Ness leaning against it, with his arms crossed, his eyes fresh from looking Lucas up and down. Lucas put his hands into a praying formation. He then pointed his conjoined fingers toward Ness.

"I've got questions." Ness looked Lucas up and down some more and smirked. That was when Lucas remembered the fact that he was currently more naked than a shaved dog. "WAAAAAAH" Lucas screamed as he covered his special parts. "WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY?!" Lucas asked, giving up his calm side.

"Imma take a shower with you."

"D-do I not get a say in this?"

"Well, I could just leave if you really wanted me to." Ness turned around.

"Uh, w-wait." Ness's smirk grew giddier. "A-a-at least don't l-let me be the only one n-naked." Ness turned back round showing his smile and happy blush.

"Oooo, I've caught your interest, now have I?"

"J-just get naked already!" Ness walked forward and stood mere centimeters from Lucas.

"Make me."

"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A BASTARD….j-j-just get naked already, o-or I won't let you shower with me." Ness chuckled.

"Ok, you've got me there."

Little did the two boys know, there were two people eavesdropping on them. Ninten and Claus were outside the bathroom door since they followed Ness as soon as he entered the house. They looked at each other and held competitive intent. "First Lucas comes home with a hickey…...now they're showering together?" Claus asked.

"How long 'till they fuck?" Ninten asked.

"'Bout five minutes."

"I'll give it ten."

"And if I'm closer?"

"You top me tonight…..and if I'm closer, I top you."

"Deal."

Lucas and Ness left the bathroom in only towels and found Tracy sitting with a magazine in a sort of living room on the second floor. Tracy saw the boys and lowered the magazine. "Hey, boys….." Tracy said. Ness stepped forward.

"Uhh, h-hi," Ness stuttered. Tracy put the magazine away and walked over to Lucas.

"Ana visited me and told me to give you this." Tracy handed Lucas a small piece of paper. Tracy then looked between the two boys, maintaining a straight and emotionless face. "So….who's the bottom?"

"Go home!" Ness ordered angrily. Lucas flicked Ness's cheek.

"Don't be so rude," Lucas said. Ness rubbed his cheek with a sorrowful look toward Lucas. Tracy giggled before turning back toward the magazine…...which wasn't actually a magazine. Lucas knew what it was since he had a few volumes of it. Lucas beamed before stepping forward. "You have the new volume of 'Subbing for the bosses'"? Tracy turned around with surprise on her face. But not because Lucas knew what it was, but because he didn't have the volume. Tracy simply nodded, getting rid of the magazine cover that she and others use to hide the….questionable covers of naked anime men either kissing or partaking in much unholier acts.

"What's….'Subbing for the Bosses'?" Ness asked. Lucas looked up with his joy in his eyes.

"It is a yaoi manga where this guy gets fucked by his bosses in every job he works at."

"Oh…" Lucas looked back at Tracy.

"When you finish reading that, could I borrow it?"

"Sure," Tracy excitedly said. Lucas started cheering. Tracy looked at Ness who was so very confused. "Welp….I think that just confirmed your positions." Ness looked at an excited Lucas as he pointed for Tracy to leave. She finally did. Ness placed a hand on Lucas's bare back and started walking him to his room.

"You can calm down now," Ness said.

"Awe." They made it into the room. Ness walked over and sat on Lucas's bed as Lucas shut the door. Lucas also finally decided to unfold the folded piece of paper that was given to him by Tracy. It was, unsurprisingly, his next dare. Lucas giggled at what the dare was. "Try to seduce Ness" it was just very straight to the point. Lucas balled up the piece of paper and looked at Ness.

"What's so funny?" Lucas started walking over to him, who was sitting at the edge of the bed. Lucas then placed his hands on Ness's shoulders and pushed him down onto the bed. "Hey?!" Lucas then pushed Ness in place-which was just him lying down in the bed normally. Lucas then sat on his lap, which made Ness's face explode in red. The main reason was that…..they were still only wearing a towel.

"Hey, Nessy!" The nickname was able to kick Ness out of his explosive reaction.

"Wh-what are you doing?" Lucas smiled.

"I wanna do what you did to me earlier." Lucas tapped his chin as he thought. "Now…...how does a person do what you do?" He snapped his fingers and placed his hands on the sides of Ness's head and lowered his own, but he didn't exactly think ahead, so he just kept his head close to Ness's for a prolonged amount of time. "Uhh…..what does a person do in this case?" Ness playfully rolled his eyes. He put his hands on Lucas's gut, making him flinch from surprise a bit.

"Why don't I give you an example?" Before Lucas knew it, they had shot around and now Lucas had his back against the bed and Ness was on top of him. Ness then had his hands at the head of the bed and lowered his own head. "Hey, there My Little Lukey." Much like earlier Lucas's heart warmed up instantly. Ness took one of the hands at the head of the bed to grab Lucas's chin, lowering his head ever so slightly so Ness could lower his head and be mere centimeters from the ability to kiss him. "I don't think you're exactly cut out for this position you're trying to falsify," Ness deeply whispered. Ness looked directly into Lucas's deep blue eyes.

"Oooooo, big words."

"Big words from a big man." Lucas giggled. Ness could see Lucas's eyes dilate, which he found to be oddly adorable. "I could always prove it to you if you want."

"What if I do?" Lucas chuckled. Ness then had an urge.

I…..I can't wait for my next dare. I've got to do something now…...oh wait, what if I just dare myself to do something? That'll technically get rid of one of my dares. Ok…..what dare do I do? Hmmmmmm? OH, I KNOW! I dare myself to…..kiss Lucas. Hehe, yeah.

With the hand Ness still had grabbing Lucas's chin, he made Lucas look further up. Ness then collided his lips into Lucas's. Lucas's mind instantly went crazy.

WAAAAAAAAAH HE'S FUCKING KISSING ME?! W-what do I do? Paula probably gave him this dare. So…..what the fuck should I do? If I kiss him back he could find out that I like him. But this may also be a once in a lifetime opportunity for me. Ugh, GODDAMMIT! You know what, fuck it, I'm going for it.

Lucas wrapped his arms around Ness's neck and upper back as he melted into the kiss. Just then, as the two were kissing, they were able to forget about the world. Nothing mattered but the boy they were currently kissing. And, even Ness, they wouldn't want it any other way. The kiss ended after about 4 minutes. Ness moved his head higher up than it had been before the kiss and saw Lucas's amazed smile. Ness was able to copy the smile. "W-wow Ness."

"How was it?" Lucas giggled happily.

"It was amazing." Ness started rubbing Lucas's happy cheeks. He finally saw what Paula and the other girls were trying to make him see. His love for Lucas.

"I'm glad you liked it. Now, I'm gonna go ahead and stay the night…...feel free to use me as a pillow if you'd like," Ness said before lying down next to Lucas. Lucas didn't even wait until Ness pulled the blanket over him to place his own head on Ness's chest. Ness pulled the blanket up just enough to cover most of his body while not going over Lucas's head. "Just for the record, you can do that to me whenever you'd like."

"I'll…...I'll be sure to make use of that." That was when both of their phones buzzed. They had the same annoyed reaction as they got up and grabbed their phones. They both had gotten a text message. Ness's text was from Paula.

Paula: Good job you player you

Ness: I won't even ask how you know what happened

Paula: That's probably for the best

Ness: Just, what do you want?

Paula: I've talked with the other girls and decided to combine your last dares into one big dare

Ness: Ok, what is it?

Paula: Confess

Ness: …..

Paula: Tell your little Lucas how much you love him

Ness: FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME DON'T CALL HIM THAT!

Paula: Ok ok ok, just do the dare, got it?

Ness: Okay

Lucas's text was from Kumatora.

Kumatora: Yo bro

Kumatora: I saw you get utterly owned by Ness

Kumatora: You seemed to really enjoy it though

Lucas: How do you know?

Kumatora: Shhshhshhshhshh

Kumatora: That's not why I'm here

Kumatora: Imma give you your next and final dare

Lucas: Final?

Kumatora: Mhm

Kumatora: We're combining the final dares into a massive one

Lucas: Oh cool

Lucas: What is it?

Kumatora: Confess

Kumatora: Tell Ness you love him

Lucas: Ok

Kumatora: Oh, just right away

Lucas: Mhm

Kumatora: Well, get to it

Lucas looked over at Ness as he too looked over at Lucas. Lucas calmly placed his head on Ness's chest once more and watched as Ness once again pulled up the blanket. They laid there in silence. Lucas turned his head so he could look up at Ness, who was currently looking down at him. "N-Ness…..I've got something to tell you."

"Same."

"Ok…..let's say it at the same time."

"I LOVE YOU!" Ness said before Lucas could fully finish his sentence. Lucas's eyes shrunk.

"Wh-what?"

"I-I didn't realize it until I was told to do all of those dares but…...I love you. With every fiber of my being. And I don't want anyone else to take you away from me." Lucas's initial surprise turned into a giggle. He loved hearing how clingy Ness was.

"I-I love you too. And don't worry, I've turned down all the people who wanted to go out with me."

"Oh good—wait…...PEOPLE TRIED TO ASK YOU OUT?!"

"Mhm. I think about 10 since Monday."

"M-Monday was yesterday."

"Exactly." Ness grew angry, which made Lucas just love him more. "Awwww, don't worry too much, Nessy. I can now tell anyone else that I'm dating someone." Lucas wrapped his arms around Ness's body, warming Ness instantly. Ness placed his hands on Lucas's back and rubbed slightly.

"You better tell them you're being fucked by a strong man."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will when I find a strong man."

"Ow….." Lucas giggled happily as he tightened up his hug.

"I love you, Ness." Ness watched Lucas's eyes close, his drowsiness-despite it still being midday-finally catching up to him. Ness grew a heartfelt smile. He moved his hand from Lucas's back to the back of Lucas's head. Ness's eyes started to close. Once they did…..

"I love you too…..My Little Lukey."