Tristen: No, haven't seen it. I have not the time. I still want to watch the final season from Steven Universe and also the Owl House. Hope I find the time for it.

jasongd: Thanks, man. Yeah, that is a good question. You know how trickery they can be. I can tell you that we'll find out at the end of phase 3. But this will still take a while.

Disclaimer: The Loud House belongs to Nickelodeon.


Chapter 61

A perfidious plan

"I'm on my way to the training, mum," calls Lynn before she lefts the house.

"All right, dear. Give your best," calls Mrs. Loud back.

"Will do, mum."

And with that last words, she is making her way.

But she isn't running like always to be the first one there. This time, she walks.

After she is far enough away from her home and the eyes and ears of her sisters, she takes out her phone.

Lynn opens her contacts. Her thumb hovers over the first number. The name above that number reads Asshole.

The athletic teen takes a deep breath. "Wasn't easy to get his number. All I have to do now is to just call him and as- ask him for help."


Last night as everyone was deep asleep, Lynn was sneaking around to get the number. Dressed like a ninja, she was taking that Ninja Lynn-thing seriously, she was checking Lucy's bed to find her phone.

Lucy had asked Lori if she can sleep with Lincoln this night so he wouldn't be alone.

The thought of these two in one small bed and what they might do together turns her stomach. So she had hoped to not have to go in Lincoln's room to get Isaac's number.

But to her misfortune, Lucy's phone wasn't there.

"Shit, why does she have to take it with her? To make some 'memory' pictures or even videos? Oh god, I think I have to puke."

She really didn't like the thought of her siblings being in a relationship.

The next place she was trying to check was Luan and Luna's room.

Quietly, Lynn sneaks in there and to the bunk bed.

Watching Lucy how she sneaks around the house was very helpful, Lynn thought.

But again, she wasn't lucky. Luna's phone wasn't to see anywhere. She had it probably under her pillow.

Oh, come on. You have to be kidding me. Do I really have to go to the two?

"Huh? Is someone there?" says Luna half asleep. "Luan, is that you? Dude, if you try to prank me in my sleep, I burn stupid dummy until there is nothing left off."

Lynn ducks under the bed, but Luna turns around and continuous her sleep.

Phew, that was close. Have to be more careful.

She walks out of the room and looks at the door at the end of the floor. With squinted eyes, Lynn knows she has to face what she tried to avoid.

Slowly, she takes one step after the other, getting closer to the place she wants to stay away as far as she can.

As she stands in front of it, she lays her head at the door and listens. No sound is heard, so she takes a last deep breath and then opens the door.

But she didn't expect to see that.

Lincoln and Lucy, peacefully asleep and cuddling close together.

For a few seconds, Lynn sees an old image before her eyes.

A little Lincoln, cuddling with an even smaller Lucy because she was scared of something, and he was trying to make her stop crying.

The old memories of more innocent days floated her mind.

Why can't it be like that anymore? Why did he have to ruin everything?

Slowly and as quiet as possible, Lynn sneaks to the two and carefully takes Lincoln's phone. But she wasn't able to take her eyes away from them.

Maybe Lincoln is different. Maybe it isn't that bad, after all. No! Focus, Lynn! They're all the same.

She quickly scrolls through his contacts for Isaac's number and saves it on her own phone.

As she got what she wanted, she lays his phone back and left his room. But not before taking a last look to her two siblings. Her eyes begin to get wet.


"I do the right thing. I do it for them. For my family."

Lynn taps on her phone, and the call begins.

"Who's there?" answers Isaac in a nearly rude way.

"Hey, assho— I mean, Isaac. Lynn here."

"Lincoln's sport fanatic sister?"

"I'm not a sports fanatic!"

"All right, all right. What do you want? Is something with Leni? Had this guy tried something again?"

"No. Taylor stayed far away from her, as far as I heard."

"Good, good."

"I need your... I... I need some help."

"Whoa. You? Need my help?"

"Yes! If you make fun of me because of that, then screw yourself!"

"Relax, girl. Okay, so what can I do for you?"

"It's about Lincoln. I think he still has trouble overcoming this thing with Ronnie Anne."

"She was his former crush, right?"

"Yeah. I think he would feel better when he finds a new crush or even a girlfriend."

"I don't think he might have problems with that."

"What do you mean? Do you know anything?"

"No, no. It's just a feeling. But what do I have to do with it? When you want to pair him up with someone, why not try it yourself? As far as I have heard, you girls like to meddle with the other's love life."

Lynn has to take all her discipline to not grab Isaac through the phone.

"We had tried it once, and it was a disaster. You know this girl from your band pretty well. What was her name again?"

"Ellie? You know that she's sixteen, right?"

Fuck, that was a stupid idea. I should have thought about something else.

"You know what? I'll bite. Why are you asking about her? What is going on in your head?"

Lynn was surprised. She still has a chance.

"Lucy had told that Sti— Lincoln, was like hypnotized from her. He hadn't the best chances with girls his age, so maybe it works better with an older girl. So, tell me something about that Ellie."


Lucy walks into the garage. In it was Luna who wants to play her guitar again.

"Hey, queen of the dark side. Can I do something for you?" asks Luna her gloomy sister.

She sits down on the drum stool. "Yes, you can, indeed, do something for me. You can tell me what had happened just yesterday between you and Linky."

"What do you mean? He had slept with Luan and me in her bed."

"Luan too? Is she..." Lucy asks, surprised.

"No, not yet. Maybe she will. I don't know for sure."

"Anyways, you had done something. Because Lincoln was... well, he was 'busy.'"

"Busy? With what?"

Lucy got a bit red. "He... he was... ple-pleasuring himself."

The eyes of the rocker got bigger. "He did what? And how do you know— Vents."

"I did not mean to spy on him. I had missed him and had taken a little rest in his bed. When I heard someone coming, I hid there just in case it might be mum or Lori. And then, all of a sudden he had taken off his underwear and, and..."

"Whoa, that is something you shouldn't see so soon."

"Well, it was not my fault. I was not the one who had made him needing it so badly."

"Damn. The little dude got quick into puberty. Sounds like I really have overdone it."

"What exactly had you done?"

"I had given him a french kiss while Luan was changing behind his back. Wouldn't have guessed that it aroused him that much. So that means you have seen his..."

Lucy nods.

"At full length?"

She nods again.

Now Luna got a bit red. "How, how bi- big?"

Lucy showed her the length of his part in question with her hands based on her memory.

"Looks like the normal size for his age. Did you watch him 'till he finished?"

"No. I wanted to let him his privacy. I wonder why he had gone into his room for that. I presume you would give him your assistance with it."

"You're not wrong. I noticed that he had a tent and told him that I would help if he wants. Maybe Linky is still shy about that. Anyway, you better not tell anyone else about it."

"About what? That you made him horny or that you wanted to know how big his is?" Lucy asks with a big grin.

"Do you want me to tell our sweet brother that you have watched him?" counters Luna.

"This conversation did never happened."

Luna smiles triumphantly and begins to play a song.


"All right. That doesn't sound that bad. Maybe the two can help each other and get closer together," says Lynn after Isaac had told her everything he knows about Ellie.

"So, that means you want me to bring these two together?"

"That would be very nice of you. You're doing this little favor for me, wouldn't you?" Lynn tries to sound a bit seductively to get him to do it.

"Nice try, but this stuff doesn't work on me. But I think about it. The question is, what is in there for me?"

"What do you want? And you can forget about dirty stuff. I'll never do something like that."

"As if I want dirty things from you. I just want the truth. Is this really the only reason that you want to find a girlfriend for your brother?"

"Yes, of course, it is. What else should be the reason?" I can't let him know about the incest in our house. There is no guarantee that he would keep it a secret.

"Okay. As I said, I think about it and about something that I want in return. I contact you again to give you my answer."


Isaac ends the call. What are you planning? Do you have found out about Lincoln's dirty, little secret? Hm, Lincoln and Ellie. Well, she has cast an eye on him. But why should I end his relationship with his sisters? Should I tell Lincoln about it or...

A wide grin appears on his face.

"That could be fun."

"What could be fun?" asks a certain girl with a teal strand of hair.

Isaac walks up to Sam. "It was one of my people. He had a good idea for the weekend."

"So, you truly are partying out in the woods with others."

"Yup. When I'm not there, I'm with my band at the Black Coffee."

"Right, Luna had told me about that. But I'm not sure if the people there would like our music."

"Nah, don't worry. Just play something from Darkwish or Stereo Inc. and you're fine."

"Still, it's strange to imagine Luna's brother as a goth. He really wears black and even dyed his hair?"

"From time to time. He tries his best to be the old one again. But I think goth Lincoln isn't so bad either. It really suits him."

"I always liked his white hair. It is kinda cute."

"Sounds like having white hair is a girls magnet," Isaac jokes.

"Try it out for yourself and watch what happens."

"Thanks, but no. I'm happy with my hellish good-looking, red hair."

"Much self-confidence. But if you ask me, I think white would suit you as well."

"Glad I'm not trying to impress you. But say. Knows Luna that you think that her little brother is cute?"

"Hell no. She would probably throw me under a bus. And when not she, then the rest of her sisters."

"I don't know. Maybe they're all happy when someone is interested in him. I mean, they had tried to pair him up once."

Sam laughs out loud. "Oh, god. I still can't believe that Luna was trying to get him together with Tabby. But what I can even less believe is what a thing he did on her. She was quite impressed by him. I think she still has a crush on him."

"Three friends, interested in the same person. Most other guys would be very jealous of him."

"Why would they? It isn't like we would go out with the same guy."

"We don't live in the dark age anymore. Monogamy is outdated. Polygamy is the new trend."

"Are you trying to pair me with Lincoln? Also, he and Luna are siblings."

"Let me tell you something about me. I. Don't. Care. There are so many rules in our country that makes no sense whatsoever. And the society is also still stuck at old thinking and believes."

"So you mean, when a brother and a sister want to bang each other, it is completely okay?"

"I have a question for you. Do you think that Luna or Lincoln are careless people who would just do what they want no matter what the consequences would be?"

"No. Of course not. Why are you asking that? Are... don't tell me there is something between those two."

"Even if there is, why should I know about that? I just want to know if you are open-minded or just one of those with a stick up their ass. Just ask yourself this question. How wrong would it be if people like Luna and Lincoln are in love with each other? You said it yourself. They aren't reckless."

"I... I don't know. I can't imagine falling in love with my own brother. But this is a real thing that happens. Hm, Luna and Lincoln."

While Sam is thinking out loud to herself, she shifts back and forth in her seat.


Intrigues. What are these two planning? Will it destroy Lincoln's relationships, or will his harem just grow any further? And why is Lynn so against it? Questions over questions, and you all have to wait 'till it's continue.

Stay tuned and have a great day.