Happy Halloween my good friends. I hope you have a full candy-filled day :)


Ness and Lucas finally arrived at the Halloween festival. They weren't in any costumes just yet, since they didn't want to ruin the costume festival later in the day. They walked to the first place they saw, which was just a little diner, named "Kawamama", to wait for the others to arrive. Inside the diner was much more full than the diner normally was, and the waiter who stayed behind the counter-Dee-was evidently overwhelmed. Ness and Lucas sat at the stools in front of the strange orange creature with a bandana. Dee sighed when he saw Ness and Lucas. "Aww come on, you guys too?" Dee whined.

"Relax, we're not here to eat. We're just waiting for the others," Ness eased Dee.

"AYO DEE, WHEN'RE YOU TAKING OUR ORDER!?" Some random dude yelled. Dee groaned. He jumped off his stool and ran over to take the man's order.

"Poor Dee," Lucas sympathized.

"He's the one who willingly chose to work Halloween night. He should've seen this coming." Ness smiled at Lucas. "Who're you dressing up as for the party?"

"Why would I tell you?"

"Come on Lukey," Ness insisted. Lucas clicked his gums as he shook his head. He leaned his head in closer to Ness's and flicked his nose.

"That'll ruin the surprise." Ness rolled his eyes. Lucas winked before moving his head back. "Trust me, Ness, you'll love it."

"How much would I love it?"

"I dunno, you've been egging me on to wear something like this." Ness thought for a moment and groaned loudly.

"THAT DOESN'T HELP ME AT ALL!"

"Hey, you're the one who said, 'Oh I wanna see you in a maid's outfit, oh I wanna see you in a cheerleader's outfit, oh I wanna see you completely naked'...you get the point." Ness twisted around and looked out of the diner.

"So, where're we headed for first?"

"The haunted house attraction." Ness whimpered a bit, showing Lucas that he was still scared easily. That was actually the exact reason why Lucas even wanted to go to a haunted house. He hated haunted houses, but he really wanted to see Ness crap his pants inside one. "Then we're doing a pumpkin carving contest." This was something Lucas was really excited for. He had been training for this for months. He was practicing carving pumpkins while everyone was passing out their valentine's cards. "Then we're bobbing for apples, which you're good with your mouth so you should do great," Lucas winked. Ness smacked the back of Lucas's head, just wanting him to continue. "Then we're doing a Candy Corn eating competition," Lucas sternly said as he rubbed where Ness had hit. "Then a trick or treating contest, which should be fun!" He was clearly very excited to go trick or treating. Ness wished he shared the same enthusiasm. "And finally the costume contest."

"Ugh, it just sounds like we'll be on our feet all night."

"Lighten up already, scaredy-cat," Lucas nudged Ness, causing Ness to grin very slightly. Ness looked at him.

"You better not be calling me a scaredy-cat."

"Well, I am, what're you gonna do about that? Hmm?" Lucas asked as he moved his head closer to Ness's. Ness's grin turned into a full-blown giddy smile.

"Or you'll regret it."

"I'd like to see you try to make me regret it." Ness rolled his eyes before grabbing Lucas's collar and pulling him into a surprise kiss. It didn't last all that long at all, but it still made Ness smile of utter victory.

"Now be a good lil' boy and shut up, K?"

"I….I'll only do that 'cause I want to, not 'cause you told me to," Lucas crossed his arms.

"Sure, whatever you say."

"Yo, lovebirds, now that you're done romancing it up, we're all here," Toon Link said at the entrance. Ness and Lucas jumped off their stools. Lucas looked back at an overworked Dee and decided to give him a tip despite not ordering anything. Lucas decided to give Dee a $200 tip. Lucas turned to see his friends in complete shock at the tip he just gave Dee, who was silently freaking out behind him. "You just…..gave him $200?" Lucas nodded.

"You never give me that type of cash," Ness pouted. Lucas grew a lewd smile and looked up at Ness.

"You really don't want me to go there," he simply said. Ness was confused a first, but then instantly knew what Lucas meant.

"You're right, let's go." He grabbed Lucas's arm and stomped out of the diner. Toon Link was left confused, but he was so used to playing the third wheel that he just turned around and walked out like everything was normal.

"Horny bastards," he said as he left. Outside the diner was the rest of the group that actually wanted to come to the festival. Other than Ness, Lucas, and Toon Link the others that arrived were; Toon Link's boyfriend, Villager, then there's another couple in Ninten and Claus, and the final two were also a couple in Young Link and Mega Man. It was a surprising boy's night out. All of the girls went to Junior's Halloween party.

"You boys ready to get scared?" Villager excitedly asked. That sadistic bastard was very excited about the haunted house. Mega Man stared blankly at Villager.

"I am incapable of getting scared," Mega Man said.

"But you can cum?" Young Link lewdly asked. Mega Man sternly looked at him, causing Young Link to clear his throat and look away. Mega Man looked back at the others and saw that they all somehow had a teacup full of, well, tea. They were sipping on their cups with their pinkies held up and a very proper stance.

"Jolly good show old chap," Ninten mocked a British person.

"Ahh, yes, you are indeed correct my good butt buddy," Claus said before sipping hard on his tea.

"You guys are idiots," Mega Man said.

"Idiot? My lawd. That is quite the profanity you bloody cunt," Villager sternly said.

"Jolly good show Villager," Lucas applauded.

"Ah yes, jolly good indeed," Ness agreed. Mega Man crossed his arms.

"Scratch that, you're not idiots. You guys are fucking dumb. Stop with the horrible accents and let's go," Mega Man said. He was very annoyed. The group did this quite often. They would always somehow randomly get tea and grow horrible British accents whenever something "tea-worthy" happened. Mega Man was the only one incapable of this, which he hated more than anything in the world.

"You're ruining our fun," Villager stomped.

"Ok, just look at me for like, five seconds. I. Do not. Give. A fuck. Now, let's go." Mega Man started leading the group toward the haunted house. Young Link giggled before starting to follow Mega Man. Ness stopped him.

"What do you see in him?" Ness asked.

"He's different when we're alone. Also…." Young Link held up his hands, with his palms facing each other, and slowly moved them away from each other, signaling he had something….big. Young Link ran up to catch up to Mega Man.

"Damn, who would've thought he'd be packing." The other boys followed Mega Man and Young Link.

They soon made it to the haunted house fully decorated and ready for scaring pussy kids. Ness was one of these kids. He had already started hiding behind Lucas before even stepping onto the actual property of the house. "Let's do this, boys," Toon Link said as if he was preparing to go on Call of Duty and dominate some noobs. He ran into the house. Villager groaned.

"Here you go again, can't even learn when not too…." Villager's voice trailed off as he entered the house. Lucas looked at a scared Ness and grinned widely.

"Don't be such a wuss," Lucas said.

"I AM NOT A WUSS…..you…...you mean boy," Ness tried to fight back.

"Uh-huh, you tried your best, pal," Lucas patted Ness's shoulder before walking into the house. Ness sporadically looked around before running to Lucas from fear.

Inside the house showed nothing but darkness. There was also quite a lot of room, allowing for the group to have enough space to be all up against their boyfriends. A person walked from the door that goes further inside the house. This person was Steve, although he was dressed in a costume already. "Hello children, my name is Enderman! OOOOOOOO!" Steve tried to spook the kids, but not even Ness was slightly scared.

"There better be better scares inside, Stevo," Villager crossed his arm.

"My name isn't Steve. My name is Enderman."

"No, it's not. Your name is a basic ass and boring-ass name; Steve." Toon Link, being quite a bit taller than Villager, rested his elbow on Villager's head.

"Just listen to him Steve, you can't win this fight," he said. Steve's blocky-and costumed face-grew blank. Although it did help that, with his costume, only his eyes were showing.

"Just get in," Steve said as he opened the door. Villager proudly chuckled before being the first person to go further into the house. The others followed pretty quickly, but when Lucas tried to walk further in, Ness tugged at his arm, preventing him from doing so. Lucas rolled his eyes before turning back toward Ness. Ness opened his mouth to defend his position, but Lucas just grabbed Ness's ear and started walking toward the door.

"O-okay Lucas, I-I'm sorry. OWW, STOP! Aaaack, o-okay, I'll go with, geez," Ness cried out in pain. Lucas let go of Ness's ear and walked into the door. Ness looked at Steve. "H-how scary is it?"

"If I'm to be honest, only pussy's get scared here. So….best be careful."

"I AM NO PUSSY!"

"Then you shan't have a problem." Steve motioned, with his uncomfortably blocky and unusually thin arm, to go through the door. Ness finally did so and Steve closed the door. The front door to the house opened and…..Steve walked in?

"Hey, Enderman, I saw the kids come in. Did you let them into the correct door?" Steve asked. The other Steve, who was actually an Enderman the entire time like he said, pointed at the door the kids entered through.

"That one?" Steve facepalmed.

"No, you were supposed to let them into the other one…..the one meant for scaring high schoolers, not the one meant for scaring preschoolers."

"Oh. Oh shoot, my apologies."

"Ugh, whatever. Nothing we can do now, want a drink?" Enderman enthusiastically nodded.

Lucas's group was going through the attraction pretty easily. The only things that really popped out at them were clowns and the horror slashers from the 80s. "Huh, this isn't too scary," Ness said happily.

"Aww, my lil' boy is growing balls," Lucas teased. Ness was going to say something back, but then the group made it to a fork in the road. Three different routes named three different things. "Scary", "Not scary", and "Ballbuster". "What's….ball buster?"

"I dunno sounds fun though," Young Link marched down that path.

"Wait, YL, at least let us make a group decision!" Claus yelled down the path. Young Link was too far gone to hear him. "Dammit."

"Let's just follow him," Mega Man annoyingly said. The group did just that. They were soon able to catch up to Young Link. They traveled further through the dark house. Cheap jump scares continued to fail to scare them. Eventually, they got into a large circular room. What caught everyone's attention was a smaller hall that led to the exit.

"Huh, this was crap," Ness said. Right after saying that, something gooey fell onto his shoulder. Ness tensed up, mainly because he saw everyone else in the group ahead of him. He slowly and shakily turned to see that the gooey thing that fell on him was green. Ness raised an eyebrow before touching it. "Ew."

"Ness?" Lucas questioned. He walked over and stared at the goo. "Gross."

"Right?" That was when more goo fell and this time it landed on Lucas's nose. Lucas looked up and saw something very odd. It was a goo creature. This goo creature jumped down and giggled bubbly and maniacally. It wasn't just a costume. Someone screeched loudly. Lucas looked at Ness and saw his mouth firmly shut, yet he could still hear the screeching. He turned around and saw that Mega Man was screeching and hiding behind Young Link.

"GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" He yelled as he pointed at the goo creature.

"Ouch, I have feelings," the goo creature said.

"IT JUST TALKED!" Mega Man yelled as he ran out of the house.

"Is…..is that how I always look?" Ness asked, scared to know what he looked like when he was afraid.

"Pretty much," Ninten said. The others left after Mega Man. Lucas stayed to comfort the goo creature. Learning his name was Gooigi. Lucas smiled as he patted his gooey back.

"Don't worry, I guess he's just a big pussy." Gooigi sighed.

"It's fine, I guess," he said. Lucas smiled before running out of the house.

Outside the house, Lucas saw the others trying to comfort a freaked out Mega Man. Young Link was the one trying the hardest though. Lucas walked over and crouched in front of Mega Man. He smiled. "Hey big guy, cheer up, we've got to get to that pumpkin carving contest. You know we both have been training for it." Mega Man sniffed before looking at him. He grew a small grin before jumping up.

"You're right! I will not allow creepy goo men to get me down. Let's go!" Mega Man marched toward where he knew the contest was. Ness wrapped his arms around Lucas's gut and pecked at his neck, earning a giggle from Lucas.

"You always know how to cheer people up," Ness said.

"Thanks."

They had made it to the contest, and surprisingly, everything went normal. There were no surprises, no sudden twists or turns, it was just a good old fashioned contest. It was an odd feeling for the boys. They've gotten so used to falling for the girls' plots or having their own plans be foiled by luck, that they felt odd during the contest. However, despite the feeling of oddness, the winner was chosen. To none of the boys' surprise, the winner was the team of Lucas and Mega Man. What did they win?

"You win a free trip to a pumpkin patch!" Byleth was cheering. Lucas crossed his arms and held a suspicious look. "Oh, umm, this is a real pumpkin patch this time," Byleth tried to convince.

"Right, that's what you said last time." Byleth held up his hand and put his other hand to his heart.

"On God, it's real." Lucas sighed exaggeratedly before stepping off the stage they were on.

"I should've never taught you modern lingo." Lucas walked toward Ness. Ness shot up with a smile.

"Hey, Luca—"

"Let's go," Lucas cut Ness off by grabbing his collar and dragging him off. Byleth was left alone on the stage rubbing his neck.

"Uhhh, so…...who was here for the nude painting?" Byleth asked the small crowd.

"Oh, that was me," King Dedede said as he stepped forward.

"Nope," Claus, and the rest of the group, said as they stood up and ran to catch up to Lucas and Ness.

They made it to their school, which was decked out in full Halloween decorations. They would be here quite a few times. But, the reason they were there then was for the apple bobbing. The only ones actually doing it were Villager, Ness, and Claus. The person running this contest was K Rool. K Rool had a strange tie on, for no apparent reason. "Good evening ye old chaps," K Rool cheerfully greeted. Mega Man slowly grabbed the bridge of his nose and closed his eyes.

"Oh my God….he makes your guys' accents sound genuine," he said, fully annoyed by all the horrible accents he had to hear that day.

"Today, you shall be bobbing for these apples here? Thy rules are simple, ye who shall get more apple in thy mouth shall be the victor of this here contest. Any questions mates?" Toon Link raised his hand.

"Can you pick an accent and stick with it? Is it old American, or is it British? Make a decision!" he angrily asked.

"That's what you're angry with?" Mega Man asked.

"I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING TWO-FACED BITCHING ASSHOLE!" K Rool surprised everyone by exploding. Toon Link slowly put his hand back down and quietly sat back down. K Rool cleared his throat. "Now then, which one of ye shall be first?"

"I-I guess I can go," Villager said as he stood up.

"Jolly good, please come on up." K Rool motioned for Villager to come up to the witch's cauldron full of apples floating in green-dyed water. The look of the water was slightly off-putting to the boys but they decided to just go with it. Villager started bobbing, grabbing the small apples into his mouth as he moved his head around. He took his mouth out and spat the apples out onto a tray near the cauldron. He had a total of 4 apples. "Fucking pathetic."

"What?" Villager asked.

"Nothing. Thy can sit back down now, young child."

"I'll young child your face," Villager shook his fist in front of K Rool, not even bothering with trying to get it into his face.

"Villager, just…..just sit down before you embarrass yourself," Ninten said. Villager huffed before walking to his seat.

"Who's next?" K Rool asked. Ness shot up and walked over to the cauldron. He looked inside it and saw the small apples. He started calculating in his head the best place to bob.

"HURRY UP, NERD!" Young Link yelled. Ness flipped him off right before shoving his head into the green water. After a bit, he ripped his head back up and dropped his…...single apple out of his mouth. K Rool looked disgustingly down at Ness. Ness looked up.

"I—"

"Sit the fuck back down."

"Ok." Ness walked over to his seat and sat down. Lucas, who sat behind Ness, leaned forward.

"I thought you could get at least five," Lucas critiqued.

"I can't handle too much in my mouth."

"But you can handle me," Lucas winked.

"Well, you're not too big, so that's why." Lucas grew an offended look. "Oh you know it's true, there's a reason I'm the top." Lucas's breaths grew offended as well. Ness gave a few kisses to Lucas's cheek. "Love you."

"Pfft, whatever," Lucas sat back in a huff. Claus stood up and walked up to the cauldron without being called on by K Rool. Claus shot his head into the water and started cramming apples into his mouth. He picked his head up and spat nearly 25 apples onto the tray. Everyone was just staring at Claus, confused, and slightly concerned. The only one not doing that was Ninten, who was proud.

"I don't want….just go sit back down, please," K Rool pleaded, "I have to put these back in the swamp water." Claus, who was going back to his seat, stopped dead in his tracks. He looked back with a raised eyebrow.

"Swamp…...water?" Claus asked.

"Huh? Yeah, how else is the water green?" Claus and the other two who bobbed for apples shuddered. Claus walked to his group in complete shock.

"Can we just go to the next one please?" Villager threw up on the lap of the person next to him, Ganondorf. He looked up at Ganondorf and grinned, having some of his vomit drip from his lip. Ganondorf grew a disgusted face. He picked Villager up as if he was using tongs and tossed him away.

They then did the candy corn eating competition, which lasted a good 30 seconds. One of the competitors, Kirby, inhaled all of the others' candy corn. This, in turn, disqualified all of his competitors. This was exactly what everyone was expecting to happen so it didn't surprise them. In fact, they only chose to do the competition for Kirby to feel happy that he had competition, despite in actuality he was the only one who stood a chance of eating all of that candy corn without rotting their teeth.

The boys, leaving Kirby to do his very irresistible celebration dance, to meet up with the runner of the trick or treating competition, Pac-Man. There was quite the group already there. Pac-Man analyzed the slowly growing group and gulped. "Well, dang, didn't expect this," Pac-Man said to himself. He cleared his throat. "Well hello there everyone. My name is Pac-Man, and I—"

"I DON'T CARE, LET'S GET TO THE CANDY!" Ninten yelled. Claus pulled on Ninten's scarf to shut him up. Ninten rubbed his neck and lowered his head.

"Ok then. Well, the contest, let's begin. It's simple. You will have ten minutes to go around Ultimatum trick or treating. After ten minutes you must come back here. And trust me, we'll know if you trick or treat at another house after the ten minutes." Pac-Man looked to his left and saw a robot. This robot's name was ROB. His eyes turned red before scanning over all of the competitors. Young Link held up his arm.

"What if we do trick or treat at another house?" he asked.

"Oh it's simple," Pac-Man chuckled happily, "I will fucking kill you." Young Link's small smile instantly disappeared. He lowered his arm quietly and slowly due to the seriousness all over Pac-Man's usually unserious face. "I will come over there and twist your head 360°, pop it the fuck off, then shove it so far up your ass it'll return to its normal place." Pac-Man then smiled happily. "Does that answer your question," he happily asked, knowing very well the fear he caused. Young Link's feared face grew more fearful as he grabbed Mega Man's arm. There was a frightful silence drenched over the audience. "Now then, you may use our buckets here. Once you leave, you will have one minute before the actual ten starts. So, begin!" Everyone, either from fear or excitement, hurried to grab their buckets and ran out of the small tent located at the back of the school.

Lucas and the others had already been trick or treating for a good 7 minutes. Their buckets were pretty nicely full. They stopped at a house and knocked on the door. The door opened and showed an obvious drunk lady in a skimpy Catwoman costume. "Hello boy," the tall lady drunkenly and seductively said.

"Hey…...Bayonetta," Ness groaned.

"OHHHH, Nessy! How you've been"—Bayonetta was cut off by a hiccup—"little guy?" Bayonetta leaned down and happily played with Ness's cap. Ness held up his arms.

"I don't know where your arms have been…..or where your mouth has been….and to be honest I don't want to know…...so please don't touch me." Bayonetta giggled as she stood back up.

"Why're you boys here anyway?"

"Nice tits….." Toon Link accidentally said out loud. All of the boys looked at him, prompting him to look down at the ground. "Sorry."

"Trick or treat!" Lucas happily said as he held up his skull bucket. Bayonetta chuckled.

"Oh right, it's Halloween, duh," she said, slapping her forehead.

"Why are you in the costume then?" Mega Man asked, confused as to why she would be wearing a costume if she didn't even know it was Halloween.

"I have a costume on?" Mega Man nodded slowly before holding up his bucket.

"Can we just get candy?" Bayonetta gave a hiccup before walking back into her house. Bayonetta walked back and started dropping candy into their buckets. They thanked Bayonetta and turned away.

"Um, wait, uhh, you, the ummmm...the blond bottom?" Young Link and Lucas stopped and looked back in unison.

"Yeah?" They questioned.

"No, the striped boy." Lucas stepped forward with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah?" he asked. Bayonetta held up a finger and reached into the house. She then dropped something into Lucas's bucket. Claus stepped forward and saw Lucas holding what was dropping into his bucket.

"YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE HIM A DILDO!" Claus yelled.

"Dude, chill."

"See, he loves it," Bayonetta giggled.

"It's only nine inches."

"Yeah see, it's only nin"—it took a bit for what Lucas said to drain into Claus's brain—"ONLY NINE INCHES!?" Claus yelled as he looked at Lucas. Bayonetta giggled some more.

"I like you kid," she said as she ruffed Lucas's hair. Claus looked back at Ness, who was whistling and looking at the sky.

"Don't you guys just look up and admire the stars?" Ness asked, trying to change the subject. Villager looked up.

"Uhh, there's no stars," he pointed out. Claus walked over to Ness. Ness gulped before looking back down and at him.

"Uh, hey there."

"I shouldn't ask this…..but I will. Yours and Lucas's first time…...did he, like, you know….take it all?" Claus asked.

"Like a champ!" Claus sighed in relief. "Although he did cry…...and scream, a lot. But yeah, he takes it like a champ now," Ness proudly said as he winked at Lucas. Claus looked back at Lucas then back at Ness. He did this a few more times before letting out a deep and long breath. He placed his bucket of candy on the ground and held up his arms very slightly.

"I'm leaving." Claus started walking away.

"Claus, where're you going?!" Lucas cried out. Claus turned around but continued to walk backward.

"Screw you guys, I'm going home." Claus turned back around and continued walking. Ninten placed his bucket down as well and ran over to catch up to Claus. Lucas walked to Ness with a confused face.

"What did you say to him?"

"Oh you know, the usual," Ness said.

"Right, well, we should hurry up if we want to win this contest."

They didn't. It wasn't even close. Sonic won; he had twenty-five buckets full of candy while Lucas's group came back with two fewer members and only a little over half of their buckets were full.

They walked into the courtyard of the school, where the final thing Lucas and the others were going to do, was located. The costume contest was run by Palutena. The contest wasn't too full, definitely not like the trick or treating contest. "Welcome everyone, and we'll be doing the costume contest. The winner of this contest will get to go home with the knowledge that they won," Palutena announced. "You will be given one hour to dress up, you will then walk onto this stage and strike a pose or whatever you want, then finally, our esteemed judging panel will, well, judge you. After the winner gets chosen, get the hell off of my school." Ness turned to Lucas.

"Ok, now you can tell me what you'll be dressing as," Ness said.

"Nah, you'll just have to wait."

The people all dissipated into small changing rooms to change into their costumes. After an hour passed, everyone stepped out and Ness's jaw dropped through the ground and went around the world until it hit him. Lucas was dressed as a cheerleader. However, not like a male cheerleader, like a female one. A very short skirt, pom poms, a crop top, ponytailed hair, and even make-up on his face to make him look more feminine. Lucas turned toward Ness, who was in a very simple Dracula costume and did a small cheer routine. "Hiya Nessy, how do you like my costume?" Lucas turned around, showing Ness exactly what he wanted to see.

"I…..I…...damn you, Lucas."

"What's wrong, you don't like it, I guess I'll just have to take it off," Lucas seductively said as he played with his skirt.

"LUCAS, STOP IT DAMMIT…..I'm supposed to go up on stage, I don't want a damn boner." Lucas giggled and skipped over to Ness's side. He smooched his cheek.

"Whatever you say, Nessy."

"Uhh, Lucas?"

"Stop changing the subject, I know you love seeing me in—"

"Lucas, look." Lucas looked forward and saw Claus. Claus looked Lucas up and down before twisting around and walking away.

"Oh come on Claus, you had to expect this out of me."

"I…..should've never come back….." Claus, from fear and shock, said to himself.

"Alrighty, everyone, please come on over here so we can start the show." Ness wrapped an arm around Lucas's exposed stomach, causing Lucas to flinch slightly.

"Oh, someone's coming around to this look," he giggled.

"Shush, I'm doing this to make people know you belong to me." Lucas giggled some more before putting his hand where Ness's was. They joined their group's side. Toon Link, who was dressed as some type of witch, looked the two up and down and leaned back toward Mega Man.

"You seeing what I'm seeing?" he asked. Mega Man, dressed in an inflatable T-Rex costume, slowly shook his head.

"I…..I'd rather not know, and I'd rather live on knowing that I do not know what you want me to know….you know?" Mega Man said, not even bothering with trying to look at the two.

"No, not at all."

"Good, now quiet down." Palutena called up the first few people and they did very basic poses. Lucas was soon called up. He patted Ness's lap before hopping off the chair and skipping onto the stage. Palutena, unlike all the past few times, stayed on stage, and just looked at the boy in utter shock.

"The hell you wearing, boy?" Palutena sternly asked.

"You like it?" Lucas asked. Palutena looked Lucas up and down and couldn't lie, he oddly fit the outfit. She nudged her head.

"Yeah, actually it does fit you. Anyway, you do your thing, I'll be right over there." Palutena stepped off of the stage. Lucas cleared his throat before looking at the three judges. The three judges were Captain Falcon, Mr. Game and Watch, and finally Min Min

"Get ready for your minds to be blown," Lucas said as he shook the pom poms. "HIT IT!" Ridley suddenly came from the sky with a large boom box and decked out in a full DJ's outfit.

"LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED!" he roared. Music started playing out of the boombox. The song was WAP by Cardi B. Ness had a hunch as to what Lucas was doing and well, his hunch was correct. Lucas ended up doing a whole dance routine for the song. It was obviously filled with nothing but horniness. Mega Man actually started crying. Despite being a robot, he was crying from the pain of watching it. Not that Lucas's dancing was bad, it was actually great, but Mega Man hated it nonetheless. He was trying so hard to not run on stage and drag Lucas off it. He found out just how hard it was to be Lucas's friend.

After the dance routine, Palutena walked back onto the stage and patted Lucas's back. "That sure was interesting," she nervously said. Ridley flew off. Palutena leaned down to Lucas's ear. "Get the fuck off my stage."

"OKAY!" Lucas cheerfully responded. He jumped off the stage and ran to where he was sitting. He looked around and couldn't find Ness. "Where's Ness?" he asked Toon Link. Toon Link, admittedly with some blood trickling out of his nose, pointed down. Lucas turned around and looked down, where Ness was laying. Lucas giggled before crouching down. "Did you forget how to sit?"

"You know damn well what you did…...you…...you bastard," Ness said, with blood all over his face. "Let's….can we just…..ugh!" Ness covered his blushed and bloody face. Lucas giggled, succeeding in making him flustered.

"Wanna go home? You can punish me there." Ness lowered his hands to show his eyes. His eyes showed happiness. He held a hand up.

"Yes please."

"Can't walk, can you."

"Nope." Lucas grabbed Ness's hand and started dragging him away. Toon Link turned toward Mega Man. He opened his mouth, but then it got forced shut by Mega Man.

"Don't even. I'd rather not think of what they're going to do." Mega Man let go of Toon Link's face.

"We both know Lucas is going to get absolutely pounded by Ness, with his long schlong and all," Toon Link said, despite the warning he was given. Mega Man rolled his eyes before slamming his fist into Toon Link's head. Toon Link fell down. Villager stood behind Toon Link's fallen body and tilted his head.

"Yeah, he deserved that."