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Something was going on and Ianto was not sure what it was as Skidmark led him outside to the driveway. Ianto find a brad spanking new SUV waiting there. A stretch one… like… could fit a small army kinda one.

Jet black with tinted windows.

"I don't need a new one" Ian said with confusion "Definitely not a huge thing like this. It will need it's own village to park in, let alone a parking space. It's like a bloody RV!"

Ianto looked at Mountain who stood to one side with a few other Hoodlum who were all looking pleased with themselves and he looked at it again as something shifted in his mind. A terrible thought. "Black. Oh no. what did you do for him now?"

Hawk was playing with his Fang and came out with the kitten limp over his arm as if dead. "What's this?"

"This is the Captain Kitty Hawk Mobile Attack centre!" Skidmark said to the child with glee, "Show him Purple Sack!"

"For Godsake, stop calling him that. Can't you think of a new name. something not including body parts? There are kids…"

As Ianto spoke Rocky had opened the back to show Hawk the interior and the child was screaming so loud Ianto had to stop talking, stepping forward to see the little pretend command center control board that means when Hawk is in the back riding in style with his custom CKH themed cup holder and blanket, pillow.. holy shit… the condole lit with bells and whistles. Flashing buttons and such so he could really pretend he was flying some sort of spaceship.

OK … so now it was going too far.

"Oooo, you finished installing it?" Jack rushed past to look and squeal with glee.

"You knew?" Ian asked with shock "you knew they were dong this…this… monster?"

"I know. Imagine,… long car rides to the lake … he can fly us… there is even a screen that folds down … look. He can have some space adventures. It's intuitive. An interactive game so when he turns the wheel the scenery changes to match, Like … a 3D reality. He can really have fun."

And now Ianto knew whose idea this had been as he asked "Do I want to know how much this cost?"

Jack slapped Ianto's butt and clambered inside, ignoring the question that might get him in trouble.

Crazy out of hand.

Even for Jack.

Ianto wonders if driving to the Lake House will mean both of the 'kids' in the back seat main whooshing noises.

Awww. How could he be angry.

Damn it.

It was pretty swish.