It has officially been one year since I first started writing Oneshots, or rather it would be if I actually published this on the 4th instead of 4 days later, but nevermind that. I just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my story. And thanks to anyone who choses to take time out of their day to read these.
Tale #1 - Drunken Lucas
Lucas downed another bottle of tequila before screeching, whilst all in a dinosaur onesie, loudly in the air. He, with a lot of his friends, was at a party. This party had no real reason for being, it just existed and they took advantage of it. Everyone had gotten used to Lucas's drunk side at this point. Ness was the most used to it. He was just sitting on the couch, with a solo cup full of fruit punch, watching Tom & Jerry. He was sitting next to Ninten. "You gonna get your mans?" Ninten asked as he bit into his cookie.
"First off, he ain't my mans, and second, there's no point," Ness pointed out. He looked over at Lucas, who was downing another drink, before looking back at the tv. He sipped on the punch and sighed a satisfied sigh. "He'll pass out soon enough and I'll just take him home." Lucas finished his drink. He was going to reach for another one until he saw Ness in the corner of his eyes. He hiccuped before starting toward him. Before he could even leave the kitchen he tripped on literally nothing. Ness knew this, and simply drank more of his punch. Lucas pushed himself back up and stumbled toward the couch. He stopped right behind Ness.
"Hi.." Lucas was cut off by his own burp, "Nessy." Ness sighed.
"Hey."
"I love you." Ninten instantly spat out the bite he took out of the cookie and looked up at Lucas. Lucas's face was red, from the alcohol, and his eyes were fuzzy.
"Uh-huh." Ness took another sip of his punch.
"Ness, he just said he loved you," Ninten said in shock that Ness wasn't more surprised. Ness looked at him.
"He always says that when he's drunk. He doesn't mean it." Ness looked into his solo cup and saw that it was empty. He stood up. "Imma get a refill." He walked into the kitchen, with Lucas following him every step of the way, and started refilling his cup. Lucas's drunken self pushed the person who was standing next to Ness, which neither boy knew, just so he could stand there.
"NESSY!" Lucas yelled. Ness closed the gallon of punch before turning toward Lucas.
"Yes?"
"I LOVE YOU!"
"You already told me that." Ness took a drink of his punch. Lucas got mad. He slapped the cup out of his hand. Ness's eyes followed the cup as it fell to the ground in slow motion.
"Awe, my punch," he disappointingly said. He looked back up at Lucas's failed angered face. Lucas was clearly trying to come off as mad but when he was drunk he was never able to pull off any other look outside of "Fuck me", especially when around Ness. "That was pretty mean, you know."
"I don't care." Lucas gave another hiccup, allowing Ness to smell Lucas's drunk breath. Ness's face cringed up before he shook his head. He turned back to the counter, grabbed another solo cup, and grabbed the gallon of punch once more. Lucas grew madder he wasn't getting the attention he wanted. He stomped the ground with a small growl that, even with Lucas being drunk, Ness found to be cute. "NESSY!" Ness simply hummed as he poured some punch into his cup. "I WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME!" The lot of people inside the kitchen all quieted down and looked at Ness and Lucas.
"The hell?" some random person said. Ness rolled his eyes, stopped pouring, and turned toward Lucas. He quickly sipped his punch.
"Will you shut up, Lucas, they probably don't know you're drunk," Ness strictly ordered. One of the major changes in Lucas, when he was drunk, was that he would never take orders. Not even from Ness, which he'd always take orders from. Even if Ness told him to go out and kill ten babies and eat their kidneys, Lucas would probably do it. It was at least a 99+1% chance of him doing it.
"BUT I MEAN IT!" Ness groaned.
"Yeah yeah yeah, whatever. Just stop screaming already." Ness drank some more of his punch as he started walking away from Lucas's drunken self. Lucas slammed his fist into the counter, and, if it wasn't for the fact he was drunk, it would've hurt him like all living hell, since Lucas is prone to be hurt easily.
"Damn you," Once more, cut off by a hiccup, "Nessy." Lucas started thinking to himself of how he could get Ness. But of course, with how he was at the time, those thoughts and plans were tainted. He found one he liked. He turned around and found that Ness had returned to his seat on the couch, but was now watching Spongebob. Lucas stumbled over and stood in front of him. Ness placed the cup aside and looked up at Lucas.
"Lucas, please move."
"No." Before Ness could respond, Lucas turned around and sat on Ness's lap. "I wanna watch Spongebob too." Ninten, who was also still on the couch, slowly took out his phone and snapped a photo. Ness shot his blushed face toward him.
"DELETE THAT!"
"Nope," Ninten taunted as he stuck out his tongue. He quickly got off the couch and ran out of the house. Ness smacked his own face around to try and get the blush away before Lucas noticed, since he knew once Lucas found out he actually enjoyed having him on his lap, he'd want to do more. He couldn't get rid of his blush though. Lucas turned his head and saw it. He smirked.
"Nessy, you like this, don't you?" Ness looked away from Lucas as his blush grew wider.
"No, I-I'm just so mad right now."
"Oh? So why don't you spank me." Lucas's lewd side wasn't helping Ness's blush whatsoever. The truth was, he also liked Lucas. But the last thing he wanted to act on was drunken Lucas's feelings since he was scared that wasn't what Lucas truly felt. Lucas decided to move his bottom around while still on Ness's lap. That was when Ness shot up, in a complete and utter blushed mess. Lucas never acted this way to him before, drunk or not.
"I-I-I-I need to go to t-t-t-the bathroom." Ness bolted upstairs, toward the bathroom. Lucas stood back up and giggled to himself.
"Yay…..I got him." Lucas ran up the stairs and toward the bathroom door. He stood outside the door and heard Ness's mumbling voice from the inside of the room. Lucas sang his name as he knocked on the door.
"Go away, Lucas."
"Why?" The door opened and Ness's embarrassed face was showing.
"Just go." Lucas smirked, knowing how to make him feel better. He stepped closer to Ness, causing Ness to step back. "Lucas…." Lucas stepped closer and kicked the bathroom door closed. "Lucas?"
"I love you, Nessy." Ness almost took what he said as the truth, until Lucas gave another hiccup, reminding him he was still drunk. Ness shook his head.
"No you don't, Lucas, you're just drunk." Lucas sighed. He stepped closer to Ness. Ness tried to step back but quickly realized that he was right up against the bathroom sink so he couldn't go back any further. Lucas brought Ness into a kiss. Ness was hesitant at first, but soon, he drained into the kiss. Ness was starting to lose control of himself. He twisted around and now Lucas was against the sink. Ness also now had the potential to leave, but he now didn't want to. Their kiss stopped.
"See, I love you, Nessy." Ness diverted his eyes from Lucas's own and let out a breath.
"I love you too, Lucas. But how do I know this isn't just you being drunk." Lucas reached into his pocket and brought out his phone. However, while bringing it out he dropped it, showing he still had pretty bad coordination. Ness picked the phone up and unlocked it. There he saw a note written on the homepage. This note said that it was written two hours before the party and by Lucas's own fingers, rather than the digital keyboard usually used to write notes. Ness put the phone aside and looked at the lewd and drunken boy. Ness finally started to smile. "If you kiss me again, I may lose control." Lucas giggled and did just that. And as Ness said, he lost control. They spent the night in that bathroom doing unholy acts to each other, and overall having a fun time.
The next morning, Lucas was the first to wake up. He was inside the bathtub completely naked. He gripped his head. "Ack, the hell?" he said to himself, talking about the immense pain in his head. He looked around and saw Ness asleep on the floor, also with no clothes. Lucas's drunken memories came to him. He slammed his face into his hands, disappointed in himself. "Oh God, what's wrong with me?"
"Lucas?" Ness groggily asked as he started waking up. Lucas didn't take his face out of his hands. "Lucas, what's wrong?" Ness shot up, worried he did something wrong. He walked over, on his knees, to Lucas's side. He was hesitant to put his hand on Lucas's back, but eventually, he did. He heard Lucas cry, making him feel guilty. "Lucas…..I—"
"I'm sorry!" Lucas shot out, with his face still in his hands.
"You're….sorry? For what?" Lucas picked his face out of his hands and looked at Ness.
"I pretty much forced you to do those things with me, and I feel so bad about it." Ness's heart broke more and more as more and more of Lucas's tears fell and exploded on the ground. Ness rubbed Lucas's cheek with a tiny smile.
"You were kind of bossy. Especially when you kept on telling me to do you in the shower," Ness chuckled. Lucas wasn't amused, however.
"How come you don't hate me?" Ness leaned forward and kissed Lucas's cheek.
"I can't hate someone I love." This shot into Lucas's heart like an arrow. This made his blood all warm and his head all foggy. He wrapped his arms around Ness's body and sobbed into his neck. Ness rubbed Lucas's back up and down. "It's ok, let it all out, Babe."
"AAAA, STOP CALLING ME PET NAMES LIKE THAT, I'LL ONLY CRY MORE!" Lucas yelled into Ness's neck. This caused Ness to giggle.
"Whatever you say, Sunflower."
"I—" Lucas moved his head from Ness's neck, showing that his tears of confused happiness were still rushing down his face, but he also held a much less confused happy smile. "I like that one."
"I'm glad you do, Sunflower." Ness leaned his head forward and kissed Lucas's neck. "Better get used to hearing it then." Lucas giggled from the sensation.
"M-maybe next time we don't need to be drunk." Ness moved his head from Lucas's neck.
"I'd like that." He stood up suddenly, which made Lucas's face explode in a blush since he was able to see EVERY part of Ness's body. Ness helped the now tomato Lucas up. "You're so cute, you know that Sunflower?" Lucas huffed as he shot his head away.
"Quit it."
"Make me." Lucas turned his head and pecked Ness's mouth.
"C-can we just put our clothes back on now?"
"Fine, but only cause you asked so nicely." They put their, unknowingly messy, clothes back on. They then leave the bathroom only to instantly run into Ninten. Ninten's face flushed as he realized just what he was walking into.
"Uhhhhh, OH, THIS ISN'T THE THEATER, my bad you two," Ninten said. He turned away and tried to walk, but Ness grabbed the back of Ninten's scarf, preventing him from walking away. Ness walked back into the bathroom with Ninten, and Lucas followed.
"Lucas, if you may?"
"On it," Lucas enthusiastically said as he closed the bathroom door with all three of them in there. Ness held out his hand, making Ninten nervous.
"Uh, g-guys?"
"Lucas, my bat please."
"Yes, sir," Lucas saluted. He handed Ness's bat seemingly from nowhere.
"Wh-where'd you get that?" Ninten nervously asked. Ness looked into Ninten's eyes with fiery fury.
"I do believe you still have the photo of us, so we're going to show you what happens when you do something like that," Ness maniacally said. Ninten nervously laughed, not entirely believing Ness's threat. That was until he slammed the bat into the sink.
"W-we don't need to do this," Ninten pleaded. Ness let go of Ninten's scarf.
"Grab him, Lucas." Lucas grabbed his waist, preventing Ninten from being able to move. Ness held his bat with both of his hands.
"Crap…." Ninten simply said, knowing how his fate will end up; at the side of Ness's bat.
Tale #2 - Sleepy Lucas
Ness and Lucas were sitting against the wall while sitting on Lucas's bed. They were playing Mortal Kombat 11. Ness was winning of course, because Lucas sucked at video games. Ness won yet another match, causing Lucas to grunt angrily. He was about to throw his controller, before realizing that he'd never be able to get his beloved PS5 if he broke his controller, so he calmly and slowly placed it on the nightstand. Once it was safely secured, he yelled, "MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE OF THE GODS!" Ness placed his controller aside.
"Oooh, that's a new insult, lemme write that down right next to 'your asshole stinks so bad that even Muk throws up when he's around you' and 'Bitching rodent' so yeah, nice insults there, Lukey," Ness happily said. Lucas rolled his eyes.
"Fuck you." Ness stretched before lying back down.
"Well, when are you gonna bring out that mattress like last time?"
"Nah, I won't." Ness shot up.
"Then, where the hell do I sleep? The damn trash can?"
"Oooh," Lucas said as he raised his eyebrow, "That's not a bad idea."
"DUDE?!" Lucas giggled before lying down and turning off his PlayStation with the controller.
"Just sleep in my bed."
"No offense, but you don't seem like the best of sleeping buds."
"What makes you say that?" Ness plainly looked down at Lucas as if Lucas should already know why he wouldn't be the best. Lucas was completely clueless. Ness rolled his eyes before lying down and wrapping the blanket over him.
"You better not try anything." Lucas huffed.
"Like I'd do that." Ness stared at him with a blank and emotionless face. Lucas rolled his eyes before covering his whole body with his side of the blanket. Both boys tried their best to fall asleep.
A few hours of trying to fall asleep, and Ness was still wide awake. He sat up and yawned, despite not being able to act upon those tired feelings. "Goddammit, why can't I sleep?" Ness rubbed his eyes. While rubbing his eye, he saw Lucas's sleeping body. Ness smiled at this. He has had this crush on Lucas for a while. Sometimes he, himself, doesn't know what he sees in the, oftentimes, strange boy. All he knew was that he liked the feeling Lucas made him feel. Lucas's body turned over, looking toward Ness. Lucas's face was peaceful. Seeing how peaceful and, admittedly cute, Lucas was, made Ness yawn. "Dammit." He slid off the bed. He decided to go and drink some milk. He walked to the door but then heard some groans from Lucas. Ness looked back and raised an eyebrow since those groans were…..questionable sounding. "Lucas?" Ness walked over to him and saw he was still asleep, but his face seemed more relaxed somehow. Some more groans and moans came from Lucas. Ness softly shook Lucas. This made Lucas wake up. He looked at Ness with tired eyes.
"Nessy?"
"Lucas, are you ok? You were making weird noises." Lucas sat up and rubbed his eyes. He did that with a yawn, causing a smile to creep onto Ness's face.
"Yeah, I'm fi—" Lucas stopped himself when he felt an odd sensation. He lifted his blanket up and his eyes shot wide open before he slowly brought the blanket back down.
"Lucas?" Lucas shakily turned toward Ness.
"I…..I need new clothes…...and a new blanket…..and sheets." Lucas was ashamed. Ness could tell by the way he was sounding. Ness was still unaware of why, however.
"Why?"
"I-I just do." Lucas's grip on the blanket tightened. Ness grabbed onto it and lifted it, showing that Lucas's firm grip had no effect on Ness. He saw Lucas's situation and lowered the blanket.
"Well then." Lucas whined as he pushed his face into his disappointed and ashamed hands.
"SO EMBARRASSING!" Lucas whined. Ness rubbed Lucas's back.
"Come on. Wet dreams are normal, it's no biggie." Lucas lifted his head from his hands ever so slightly and eyed Ness down without moving his head any further.
"I just came in the bed we're supposed to be sleeping in. How is THAT normal?"
"It's not like you can control your dreams, Lucas. It's really no big deal. You don't wanna know how many wet dreams I've had when I stay at Ninten's place," Ness chuckled.
"How….how many?" Ness's chuckling subsided.
"Oh, none, but that wasn't the point." Lucas's eyes lowered. "Say, what was your dream about?" This caused Lucas to shoot his head away from both his hands and Ness.
"N-nothing." Ness giggled before standing up.
"Well, I'll get your clothes and stuff. You should probably hit the showers too." Ness walked over to the dresser. Lucas turned his head toward him and saw him going through the drawers.
"Y-you're not going to tell anyone?"
"Of course not, Lukey, your secret's safe with me," Ness turned and wink. Lucas started rubbing his neck.
"Y-you know what. D-don't worry about clothes." Ness turned fully around and titled his head.
"Huh?"
"I-I'll just take my shower and pop back into bed. I-I-it lessens the laundry if I-I were to have another dream."
"Oh, want me to sleep on the couch then or…."
"N-no, I-I'd much rather have you here…..w-with me." A small blush started to appear in Ness's cheeks. He turned around toward the closet. He cleared his throat.
"O-ok, I'll just get the other stuff."
About half an hour later, Ness had set the bed up and thrown the….sticky laundry into the washing machine. He also decided to be a good person and throw the clothes that were already washed into the dryer. So, by the time Ness walked back into Lucas's room, Lucas was already there, fully clean. But, he was also nude. However, it wasn't the first time Ness saw this. But this time seemed to have a different feeling for him. He rubbed his neck. "Sh-shall we go to bed now." Lucas saw Ness's nervousness. Lucas giggled seeing this. He wasn't expecting Ness would be so nervous, but he also knew Ness wanted to sleep with him. Lucas walked forward and grabbed Ness's hand.
"Yeah, let's go." Lucas ran back to his bed. Lucas's hands were soft, only making Ness's blush worse. Lucas crawled under the sheets and patted the part next to him. Ness gulped before crawling on that side. They laid in pretty awkward silence. With drowsiness befalling both boys. Lucas turned onto his side and saw Ness's tired and still blushed face. Lucas, blinded by his drowsiness, thought it was an amazing idea to snuggle up to Ness's already nervous self. Ness, as soon as Lucas snuggled up against him, instantly went stiff.
"L-L-L-Lucas?" Lucas groaned happily.
"I thought this would be more comfortable." Ness looked down at him and gulped.
"B-but you're naked."
"Uh-huh." Lucas grabbed Ness's arm, forced it around him, and stuck his head under Ness's arm. Ness did like this. He rubbed Lucas's arm and slowly grew a smile.
"I hate you, Lukey."
"...Yeah I love you too, Ness….." Lucas said in between tired breaths and groans.
"What?" Ness asked, completely surprised by Lucas's words. Lucas was asleep though. Ness got himself comfortable and closed his eyes. "Now I may need new clothes later."
"I want you to fuck me so hard, Nessy." Ness shot his eyes open wide.
"The fuck?"
Tale #3 - The Bathroom "Secret"
The baseball team was out in the field practicing. Lucas had nothing better to do so he decided to join Ness and watch him practice. He did enjoy it more than he thought he would. Seeing Ness in his zone and so focused, to Lucas, was attractive. He started getting an antsy feeling in his bones whilst watching this. He groaned to himself, knowing just what that "antsy" feeling was. He needed to act upon it. He jumped from his sitting position and ran down the bleaches. Ness was up to bat when Lucas grabbed onto his arm. Ness held out his hand to prevent his douchey best friend from throwing the ball anyway, before looking at Lucas. "What is it?" he asked, slightly concerned.
"I have that feeling again," Lucas whispered into Ness's ear before running into the school. Ness was left standing there in utter shock. That was when Young Link, Ness's douchey best friend, threw the ball, having it slam right into the side of Ness's face. Ness shot an evil and infested glare toward him. Young Link stuck out his tongue before running off. Young Link ran to Mario, their coach.
"Hey, coach, could I go to the bathroom?" he asked. Mario shooed Young Link off, but he took is as an answer. He ran into the school. Ness soon ran over to Mario and asked the same question, unknowingly, as Young Link. Just like Young Link, Mario simply shooed him off and Ness took it as a "yes". Ness ran into the school.
He stopped at the bathroom that no one ever really used. He looked around and saw Lucas exit from one of the nearby classrooms. He walked over with a smug smile plastered on his face. "What're you so smiley about?" Ness asked. Lucas giggled.
"You actually came here. I thought you loved Baseball," Lucas said, leaning back against the wall.
"Well, I do….I just happen to love someone else more."
"Awwwwww, I love you too Nessy." Ness groaned as he rolled his eyes.
"Not in school, dumbass." Lucas walked over and draped his arms over Ness's shoulders.
"Come onnnnn, no one's ever in this part of the school during practice."
"You sure no one entered the bathroom?"
"Nessy….trust me. How many times have we done it there?"
"A lot."
"And how many times have we been caught?"
"Not once."
"EXACTLY, so stop stressing, we won't get caught."
"Well, sorry I'm just trying to cover all of our bases."
"Well, in Baseball, even if every base is covered you can still fumble the ball, right?"
"I….." Ness was amazed that Lucas was actually able to make a metaphor. Not just any metaphor, though, one about Baseball. "Wow."
"Yeah yeah yeah, whatever can we just hurry up," Lucas said as he was bouncing up and down, showing just how "antsy" he was feeling. When Ness didn't react fast enough, Lucas started pushing him against the door for him to open it.
"Ack! Ok ok, jeez, let go of me so I can open the damn door." Lucas backed away from Ness and continued with his hops. Ness would be lying if he said he didn't enjoy seeing this side of Lucas. He opened the door, looked around, and found no one, then looked in. "Coast is clear."
The coast wasn't clear. Young Link was in one of the stalls. He heard Ness's voice. And, as the tea-loving boy he was, he wanted to know who he was talking to. Ness and Lucas walked in, with Lucas shutting the door behind him. "Don't forget to lock it."
"Yeah yeah yeah, I've got it, don't worry." Young Link knew this voice. He knew it as Lucas, the boy Ness always hung out with. The tea situation for him was only getting better. Ness was still looking around awkwardly. "Nessy, stop being so stressed already."
"You have no right to tell me that. Only thing on your mind is dick." Young Link mouthed a "what?"
"That may be true, but guess who's dick it is…." Ness rolled his eyes, knowing the answer. Lucas saw the smile on Ness's face, which proved he was enjoying this. "HAHA, I KNEW IT!"
"Oh shut up, stop yelling."
"Now you know that's impossible for me…." Lucas walked up to Ness and put his hand on Ness's chest, "Mr. Big Man." Young Link started to panic.
This tea is getting too much. They better not do what the fuck I think they're going to do. What if they do though? I mean, how is a guy supposed to react to two other guys comparing dicks? Join in? Maybe, maybe. But wait, it seems Lucas already knows how big Ness is so…..maybe they're not comparing sizes?
Ness chuckled as he looked down at the now lust controlled Lucas. "This has always been your biggest weakness, Lukey." Ness started rubbing Lucas's cheek.
"Oh shut up and get naked already." Young Link covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing.
Well damn, the little man is bossy. I guess he does have to make up for his stature…...I know he's only like an inch smaller than Ness and I but still, that makes him tiny.
"Fine fine fine. Just try to keep your voice down this time. I love your moans and all, but sometimes I get scared we'll get caught."
Moans? Why would Lucas moan? Unless…..no…...NO FUCKING WAY!
"We both know that'll be impossible. Might as well go big or go home, Nessy. Now….I'm ready for you."
Please, God. I know I'm not religious in the slightest, and I know I've used your name in vain on more than one occasion, but please…..GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. I know I wanted some tea on Ness but I don't want to stay here as I hear him go to town on Lucas.
After Ness and Lucas's unholy event, they clothed themselves and looked at each other. "So much for keeping your voice down."
"Oh shut up, I could tell you loved it." Ness rolled his eyes toward the mirror and saw that his hair was messed up. He fixed it up and saw the marks he left on Lucas's neck.
"Don't forget to wear your makeup," Ness said as he placed the cap on his head.
"I know the drill by now." Lucas looked into the mirror and started putting makeup on so he could hide the marks. "I love you, Ness."
"Mhm, I love you too." That was when Young Link opened the door to the stall. Ness and Lucas saw his reflection in the mirror. They froze up as Young Link cleared his throat, flushed the toilet, and walked up to the sink. He simply turned it on, prompting Ness and Lucas to turn their heads toward him. Young Link was holding a surprised face as he calmly washed his hands. He soon lowered his head and washed his face off. He picked his head back up and shook it. This was finally when he looked at the two boys staring at him. He smirked.
"Howdy," he greeted. He then shook his hands to try and kick the water off of them. He turned the water off. He then started walking toward the door but was grabbed by Ness. Young Link looked up at Ness and smiled. "What's wrong?"
"You…...don't know what happened…..do you?"
"Well….I did hear you two enter the room…...then I heard moans from two boys…...then some strange clapping noise….some LOUD moans…...and then two boys say they love each other. If that's what you're asking." Young Link ripped his arm from Ness's grip. "Well, if you don't mind, imma get back to practice. You two kinda kept me locked up in here." Young Link smugly walked out of the room, leaving Ness and Lucas to think to themselves.
"We…...were caught….." Lucas slowly said. Ness shot around and growled.
"YOU SAID NO ONE WAS IN HERE!"
"I-I was in the other room, I-I didn't know." Ness sighed.
"Young Link is gonna tell everyone." Lucas walked forward and grabbed Ness's hands.
"Like he'd do that, Nessy." Ness shook his head.
"M-maybe you're right."
He wasn't. As soon as both boys exited the school out to the field where Ness was practicing earlier, they were circled by Ness's other teammates. The two of them were bombarded by questions. They couldn't even understand what any of them were saying. That was when Mario yelled and the crowd ran away. He then walked up to the two boys with his arms crossed. "You guys couldn't even wait to bang until you got home," Mario criticized. Both boys looked down, ashamed of themselves. However, Lucas held a very giddy smile. Ness saw this, causing him to shove Lucas slightly.
"Stop smiling, you damned masochist." Lucas giggled some more. Mario cleared his throat. Ness and Lucas looked up at him.
"If you truly want some spice in your…...sex life…...there's a place called Mr. Game and Watch's Kinky Winky Binky Store. You'll find interesting stuff there." Lucas happily giggled.
"Thank you!" Mario smirked as he ruffled up Lucas's hair. He turned and walked to the team. He stopped in front of another member of the team, Toon Link. He held out a hand.
"Told you he was gay, where's my money?"
"Pfft, whatever," Toon Link rolled his eyes as he handed Mario his money.
