[The Eds are selling sandwiches. Jimmy has bought one, and is being chased by Victor.]
Jimmy: "Aah! Leave me alone! Someone turn a radio on, soothe this savage beast!"
Rolf: [chasing after them] "Drop the sandwich, you fool!"
Edd: "And here I thought selling sandwiches would be a safe and innocent venture."
Jimmy: [runs past Kevin, Jonny, and Plank] "My sandwich, my sandwich, my sandwich! Sarah, help me! I'm so delicate! Don't just stand there, do something! Sarah!" [The meat falls out of the sandwich and Jimmy slips on it.] "Darn it."
[Victor gloms on to the sandwich Jimmy is holding.]
Ed: "Share it with me, Victor!" [He runs straight through the sandwich stand, splitting it in two in the process, to see what happens next. Eddy follows with glee.]
Edd: "It's all fun and games until someone spills the mayonnaise."
[Kevin, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jonny, and Plank look on as Rolf tries to pull Victor off Jimmy.]
Eddy: "Thattaboy, Victor!"
Rolf: "Victor! Do not spoil your supper with the white bread!"
Jimmy: "Sarah! Help!" [Victor eats part of Jimmy's sleeve.] "Goat germs!"
Rolf: "Victor! Let go of the confused and delicate one!"
[Sarah comes up behind Rolf and hits him over the head with a tennis racket.]
Sarah: "You leave Jimmy alone!" [She drags Rolf off-screen to beat him up.]
Eddy: "This just keeps getting better!" [He falls to the ground in a fit of laughter.] "My ribs are killing me! Call a doctor, Double D!"
Edd: "I fail to see a comedy in Jimmy's tragedy, Eddy. There is nothing funny about being chased around the yard, then unintentionally slipping on a slice of luncheon meat!"
Kevin: "Fluffy ran like a chicken!" [All the boys except Ed, Edd, Jimmy, and Rolf laugh.]
Ed: "I love chickens, guys!"
Nat: [from behind] "Hey guys what's going on?"
Edd: [turning around] "Hello Naaaaa-" [he stares in shock]
[Soon all the other boys turn around as well and stare in shock. What they are looking at is Nat not wearing her usual attire but a long white dress with short sleeves and covered in multiple colored flowers. She smiles at first but when they continue to stare she makes a confused face.]
Nat: "Um...are you guys ok?"
Edd: "Nat, where did you get such a radiant dress?"
Nat: "Oh I made it myself, do you like it?"
[The boys just continue to stare, looking at her with love in their eyes.]
Nat: [confused] "What? Is there something on my face?"
Sarah: "For crying out loud, Jimmy, get up, willya?" [Jimmy is crawling towards Sarah.] "Hey, Nat, you wanna play some baseball with me and Jimmy?"
Nat: "Sure!" [Sarah and Jimmy hustle off.]
Jimmy: "I feel queasy."
Nat: "Do you guys want to join?"
[The boys stare back with goofy grins, except Ed, who is blushing and looks scared.]
Nat: "Oook well I hope you guys will meet us there." [She runs off.]
Kevin: "Man, Nat looks awesome today."
Jonny: [blushing] "I wanna write Nat a poem, and I hate writing."
Ed: "Double D? My tummy feels all wiggly and crawly inside."
Edd: "That's nice, Ed."
Eddy: "I feel like the Nat on the back of my Nat is standing on Nat."
Edd: "That's nice, Ed."
[Jonny starts giggling. Ed falls over. The boys stay entranced for a few moments, but Kevin suddenly snaps out of it.]
Kevin: "Hey, where you going, Nat?"
Jonny: "Woohoo! Count me in, Nat!" [They run after the trio.]
Edd: "There's something bewitching about Nat today. An unusual enchantment." [Walking off, he steps on Ed's face and doesn't even notice.] "A happening of sorts."
Eddy: "She's happening, all right!" [He follows Edd, stepping on Ed's face.]
Ed: "I feel like a doormat. Can it be love?"
[Kevin is on the pitchers mound, plopping the ball into his glove distractedly.]
Sarah: "Throw the ball, you idiot!"
[Nat is on deck, and Kevin is staring at her instead of pitching to the current batter. The Eds watch from the fence.]
Edd: "Nat is as graceful as a gazelle leaping through a field of buttercups."
Eddy: "Yeah. A ga-whatchamacallit."
Kevin: "I'm dedicating this game to you, Nat."
Nat: "Thanks, Kevin!"
Jonny: [trying to get Nat's interest] "Plank and I make our own doughnuts!"
Jimmy: "Holy macaroni!"
[The pitch zooms in with such force that it knocks Sarah backwards. Jimmy swings wildly, and the bat goes flying.]
Nat: "Heads up, everybody!"
Ed and Eddy: [entranced] "Heads up everybody." [The bat slams into Eddy's face.]
Edd: "Eddy! Are you alright?"
Ed: [picking up the bat with Eddy on it] "Oh, look! A bouquet of flowers for Nat!"
Edd: "A tad pungent, don't you think, Ed?"
Eddy: [prying his mouth off the bat] "I'll give you a bou–"
Nat: "Hi, Eddy Can you please give the bat back? [She and Jonny are looking at them, though Jonny disappears and Kevin takes his place.] Hey, why don't you guys play with us?"
[Kevin stops looking at Nat and develops a look of annoyance while the Eds stare back in silent enchantment.]
Edd: [whispering] "Politely decline, Eddy! We know nothing about the dynamics of team sports!"
Ed: "With bells on our toes, Miss Nat!"
[Nat bangs her bat on home plate.]
Nat: "C'mon, Kevin, I'm ready!"
[Kevin throws a pitch that bounces over the plate.]
Sarah: "You call that a pitch?"
Nat: "Ready, Kevin! You can do it!"
Kevin (thinking): "She's so radical."
Eddy (thinking): "She can't take her eyes off me."
Edd (thinking): "Her beauty shines brighter than a million stars."
Ed (thinking): "Hello? Echo! MY NAME IS ED!"
Sarah: "Throw the ball, slowpoke!"
[Kevin winds up and fires a fastball. It goes past Nat but hits Sarah on her helmet, making it look as though Nat hit it. It bounces into play like a grounder.]
Nat: "Did I hit it? Awesome!" [She goes for first.]
Jimmy: "Pick up the ball, Kevin, hurry! Pick it up!"
Kevin: "Yeah, sure. I'm on it." [He makes no move towards the ball, which has come to rest at his feet.]
Eddy: "Go Nat go!"
Sarah: [grabbing the ball] "Oh, for goodness sake! Catch it, Double D!"
[The ball hits Edd on the side of the head, and he falls over. Nat stops to help him up then continues running.]
Edd: [dreamily] "She's so sweet."
Ed: "She's so good."
Nat: [rounding second] "Safe!"
Sarah: [to Eddy, the second baseman] "Hey, stupid, you're supposed to get her out!"
[Eddy sticks his leg out and trips Sarah. The ball bounces to Ed, the third baseman.]
Ed: "Aw, look!" [He picks up the ball.]
Nat: "Are you gonna touch me with that ball?"
[Ed screams and runs down the third base line. He collides with Jimmy, and the ball goes flying. Sarah, standing on home plate, reaches up and grabs the ball. Jonny lifts the plate up from under her.]
Jonny: "Here's home plate, Nat!"
[Nat jumps on it, pinning Jonny under the plate. Jonny sticks his hand out and gives Nat a thumbs-up.]
The Boys: "She's safe!"
Nat: "Awesome!"
Kevin: "Cool, Nat. I knew you could–"
Eddy: [shoves his face into Kevin's] "I wanna pitch to Nat."
Kevin: "Get outta my face, dork."
Jonny: "No way, Jose! I'm gonna pitch to Nat!"
Ed: "Hang on there, mateys. I will throw the football to Nat."
Eddy: "It's a baseball, stupid."
Ed: "Sure am, Eddy."
Jonny: [noticing Nat watching] "She's looking at us, Plank."
Kevin: [kicking his competitors away] "Ready, Nat?"
Jonny: [attacking with Eddy] "It's not your turn!"
Ed: [carrying Edd] "Okay, then it's Double D's turn!"
Edd: "Ed, don't."
Nat: "What's wrong with them?"
Sarah: "Who needs them? Let's go play someplace else!" [Jimmy throws his glove down in solidarity.]
Jimmy: "Wait for me, ladies!"
Jonny: [escaping the brawl] "She's on the move again, Plank." [The fight stops.]
Kevin: [to the Eds] "Oh, good one. Now Nat thinks I'm a dork."
[Rolf is shearing Victor. His razor hits the goat's bell.]
Rolf: "Son of a gun."
Kevin: "You gotta help me, Rolf. Nat thinks I'm a dork. How could something so righteous be so wrong, man?"
Rolf: "I see. So, Kevin would like Rolf to assist him with the Nat, yes? No. Too bad, go away. Come again another day."
Kevin: "Harsh."
Rolf: [jovial] "Rolf pokes fun at you, Kevin. I have never seen such a killjoy. Come, Rolf makes good."
[Rolf runs off with Kevin. The moment he leaves, the Eds explode out of his chicken coop.]
Edd: "Oh dear! It appears Kevin and Rolf have unified in an attempt to impress Nat."
Ed: "Can I impress Nat with my sensitive side and draw her a picture of a chicken?" [The chicken bites him on the lips.]
Eddy: "Does that answer your question, Ed? You won't impress Nat with chickens!"
Ed: "I won't?"
Edd: "A rare moment indeed. But Eddy's right."
Eddy: "And I know exactly what will–" [He realizes he doesn't want his friends in on his scheme.] "Pardon me. I think I heard my mother call." [Eddy runs away.]
Edd: "Hey, you!" [muttering] "So that's how it's gonna be, is it?" [He runs in another direction.] "Coming, Ed?" [Ed follows, the chicken still attached to his lips. Edd brings the bird back.] "Please no chickens, Ed."
Ed: "I can't feel my lips, Double D."
[Rolf wheels Victor in. On his side is shaved "Nat."]
Nat: "Victor changed his name to Nat, just like me!"
Rolf: "Are you weak in the upper story?"
Kevin: [sweating] "Later, Rolf. Kinda neat, huh Nat? It's sort of a gift. For you."
Nat: "Why's Nat wearing my shoes?"
Kevin: "Um, yeah! I put in new bearings so they glide real smooth, you know."
Nat: "Awesome!"
Rolf: "Rolf will sit to the side and observe with hysterics!"
Eddy: "Hi Nat!" [He kicks Kevin out of the way.] "How about slipping your tootsies into this baby?" [He holds up a red high-heeled shoe.] "All the way from France."
Nat: "Um, Thank you Eddy?" [A briefcase appears in front of her.]
Edd: "I hope you enjoy this small offering, as everyone loves oral hygiene." [He opens the case to reveal several dental products.]
Kevin: "Get lost, nerdo. Hey Nat. How about I let you wear my hat?"
Nat: [backing up] "No thank you Kevin, I'd rather keep my headband." [She runs into Ed.] "Hey there, Ed."
[Ed's shirt is lifted, revealing a picture of Nat drawn on his stomach.]
Ed: "It's you. And I drew it."
Nat: "I don't know what to say."
Ed: "Should I hang it in your room?"
Eddy: [moves Ed to the left] "Remember me? Of course you do. How's this tickle you?" [He holds up a rolling pin.]
Kevin: [shoves both Ed and Eddy out to the right] "Me again. Sorry about your hair." [He holds out a hairbrush.]
Edd: [with a hair-cleaning device] "If neat hair is what you desire, why not massage your follicles with my–"
Jonny: [smashes his head through the device] "How about a nice bowl of steaming hot twee?" [offers a bowl of oatmeal]
Ed: [putting a brick in the cereal] "A pretty brick for Nat."
Eddy: [with Kevin's bike] "Nat would love a new bike!"
Ed: [holds up a toilet] "Or a new toilet?"
Kevin: [takes back his bike] "Not the bike, dork." [smashes Eddy with the front wheel]
Edd: [with a frozen beetle] "A perfectly preserved heteropterous in an acrylic mask?"
Eddy: "What's up, Nat?"
Kevin: "Check out the wrench, Nat." [Nat looks around in confusion.]
Jonny: "A feather?"
Edd: "Excuse me, Nat."
Jonny: "Hey Nat!"
Ed: [holding a blender] "Who's up for smoothies?!"
[The pressure of so much attention gets to Nat, and she runs away from the boys screaming.]
Nat: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Kevin: [to Eddy] "Get off me!" [Rolf laughs uproariously as Kevin shoves Eddy aside.] "Nat, wait! Don't leave me here with these losers!"
Edd: "I have a feeling our attempts to garner Nat's attention failed not impress her. Don't you think, Eddy?"
Eddy: "What was your first clue, Einstein?"
Ed: [playing with his belly] "Blow a kiss to your fans, Nat!" [falsetto] "Okay! Mm-aah, mm-aah, mm-aah, mm-aah."
[The Eds sneak over to the side of a house and come to a stop beneath a window.]
Eddy: "Over here, quick!"
Edd: "Eddy, please! This is not good! My profuse sweating indicates that we've established the fact that Nat doesn't know we exist!"
Eddy: "I picked a good one. She'll be swooning in no time."
Ed: "BRING IT ON HOME!"
Eddy: "Shut up, you idiot!" [In the windowed room, a light turns on. Someone comes to the window.]
Edd: "Our vision of beauty approaches."
Eddy: "You start, Double D."
Edd: "Oh dear! She spotted us. You have the floor, Eddy."
Eddy: "You're such a chicken, Double D. Whaddaya think she'll do, bite you?"
Edd: "Worse she'll never speak to me again."
Eddy: "Get out there!" [He puts Edd center stage.]
[Eddy pushes some bongos in front of Edd. Ed starts playing comb and paper. Edd begins to drum.]
Eddy: [singing] "Hit me! Have mercy! Sweet Nat don't give me a bat! Right on! Oh Nat! Uh huh you are so rad! Oh baby! Stop me! Uh huh!"
[Jimmy throws open his window.]
Jimmy: "You guys rock!"
Eddy: [shocked] "Jimmy?"
Edd: [mortified] "Oh, hello, Jimmy."
Ed: "Nice head there, bucko!"
Jimmy: "Can I join your band? I play a mean xylophone."
[The Eds are quick to deny his request. Jimmy leaves.]
Edd: "I seem to have forgotten this in not Nat's residence."
Eddy: "What?! How could you forget?!"
Edd: "My lack of focus is apparently high."
Eddy: "Well do you remember now?!"
Edd: "Yes I remember now."
[The Eds leave]
[Nat is in her room, on her bed with the blanket over her body.]
Nat: "I don't understand, why are they all acting that way? I've never gotten this much attention!"
[Nat then hears something outside. When she goes and opens the curtains she immediately closes them. The boys were outside her house holding gifts and chanting her name telling her to come out. She curls up into a ball on the floor.]
Nat: "It just doesn't make sense! They all pretty much ignored me before I wore the- [her eyes become wide with realization] -dress!"
[Nat gets up and dusts herself off.]
Nat: [annoyed] "It's all because of a dress!"
[Nat looks in her dresser and finds her usual attire, she takes off her dress and tosses it aside, she puts on her sweater and jeans. She opens her front door and steps outside. At first when her door opens there is a cheer but when she steps out it becomes silent.]
Nat: [annoyed] "See I'm not wearing the dress anymore! You can all stop giving me false affection!"
[As she says that they all turn around and walk away, Edd however makes a face of guilt before walking away as well. Nat closes her door.]
[Nat throws the dress in the trash with tears in her eyes when she hears a soft knock on her door. She wipes her eyes and goes to answer it. She slightly opens her door to peek and when she sees it's Edd she opens it slightly more.]
Nat: "Double D?"
Edd: [nervous] "H-Hello Nat."
Nat: "Not to be rude but why are you here?"
Edd: "I have come to talk, may I come in?"
Nat: [looking around] "Are you alone?"
Edd: "Yes I am alone."
Nat: [hesitating for a moment] "Sure come in."
[Edd enters Nat's house. She closes the door.]
Nat: "What did you want to talk about?"
Edd: "I need to apologize for my irrational behavior towards you."
Nat: "Thank you Double D that means a lot."
[Edd then notices Nat's dress in the trash.]
Edd: "You have disposed of your dress."
Nat: "Yeah I'm never wearing it again."
Edd: "May I ask why?"
Nat: "Because it gave me the wrong kind of attention, I don't want to be noticed for what I wear, I want to be noticed for me as a person."
Edd: "I understand Nat though I must say that dress did look wonderful on you."
Nat: [blushing] "Thank you Double D."
Edd: [also blushing] "Y-Your welcome Nat."
[Edd and Nat smile at each other until she notices his hands behind his back.]
Nat: "Are you holding something?"
Edd: "O-Oh yes I wanted to give you this."
[Edd reveals a jar containing a caterpillar and a flower. Nat is about to take it when she hesitates.]
Nat: "Did you get this for me while I was wearing the dress?"
Edd: "Well actually I contained this after I left your house along with everyone else."
Nat: "Really?"
Edd: "Yes I was ashamed of my behavior towards you so I went to the park and contained a caterpillar and flower to offer to you as a token of apology."
Nat: "Well Double D that's very sweet of you." [She hugs him and takes the jar] "I accept your apology."
Edd: "I'm relieved to hear you say that."
[Nat smiles]
Edd: "Well I shall not disturb you any longer."
Nat: "No it's ok it's just I've had enough attention for one day."
Edd: "Of course, goodnight Nat."
Nat: "Goodnight Double D."
[Edd exits Nat's house. She turns to the trash where she threw her dress out. She then smiles and takes the dress out. She opens the door and sees Edd walking to his house. She smiles and blows a kiss to him before closing the door.]
