11/06/20

The Haddonfield Mental Ward, which has been abandoned for years now serves as the home of Michael Myers. The stone-faced frozen blooded nightmare of Halloween the haunts Haddonfield with the blackest of eyes, the devil's eyes, who now has a strangle hold on the 24/7 title.

Outside the Mental Hospital was the group of R-Truth, Drew Gulak, Akira Tozawa, and Lucha House Party (Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado). "Alright, guys. He's just through these doors, if we all stick together we should get the title off him." Drew told them.

"I don't know man." R-Truth replied with a hint of fear.

Gran Metalik then told Truth "Venga hombre, has luchado contra dos asesinos enmascarados." which translates to 'Come on man, you've fought two masked killers before'.

"True, but how does that help us against Shrek?"

The guys were confused at Truth's question, Drew then realized "Truth were dealing with Michael Myers the slasher villain, not the actor who voices Shrek."

"I don't get it." Truth said.

"You... are an idiot." Akira groaned.

"Let's just go inside." the five went in on Drew's behest, but ten seconds later the ran out with a bunch of cuts and bruises.

"Acabo de sentir mi vida brillando ante mis ojos." Lince panted.

Drew then creaked his neck, "Maybe sending in five talented but poorly booked low carders against a knife wielding giant wasn't a good idea, we might need some help here."

(later)

"Alright, after getting reinforcements... I still don't like our chances." Drew said as she saw the increased numbers.

While Tozawa brought his ninjas, Truth called in the mystery twins Dipper and Mabel Pines. "After dealing with ghosts, zombies, a multidimensional demon, and a zombified momma's boy, this should be piece of cake."

"I brought my special Halloween Michael Myers sweater for this." Mabel showed her sweater, which is a faded black with the jack-o-lantern style image of Michael holding his butcher knife.

Drew got everyone from the Halloween Havoc 8-pack challenge over, now in they're normal clothes. Lynn who know has a boot cast on her injured foot, Grace who now wears a pink top, black jacket, jeans, and red sneakers.

Lucha House Party brought in a couple refs for pinfall counts.

He also got Laurie Strode, who's dealt with Michael before. She cocked a shot gun, "Listen up maggots, no matter what. Never go off alone, always stay in a group." she then went in, followed by everyone else.

(In one of the halls)

Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy searched for Michael, "Not in here." Dipper checked a room.

"Nada." Wendy looked in another room.

"Negative." Mabel popped her head out of another room.

"Nothing." Dipper closed the door of the last one. Dipper then pulled out a walky talky "This is Pine Tree to Powerpoint, he's not on the second floor."

"Copy that Pine Tree, the offices are empty too."

"Is he even here?" Wendy questioned.

"I assure you Ice Bag that my sources say he's in this building."

Wendy then sighed, "I gotta use the bathroon." Wendy then left to powder her nose.

Dipper then told his ex-crush, "You should take Mabel with you, you shouldn't go alone. First rule in horror movies."

"Second by never having sex." Mabel piped up.

"No way, its just the bathroom. I'll be in and out, I'll be fine." Wendy assured Dipper as she turned a corner.

"So now that she'd gone," Mabel wrapped an arm around her twin, "How are things with you and Pacifica?"

Dipper blushed at the question, "Lets focus more on winning the title from an evil monster than my dating life." he then escaped his sister's hold and walked away.

"At least tell me if you got to second base!" Mabel pleaded.

"Can't hear you! lalalalalala~" Dipper ran away from the embarrassment that his sister talking about his relationship with Pacifica while on a mission.

"Soon he and Paz will be like those hero teens and that angel during our last hunt for a slasher villain." Mabel beamed before she felt something bump into her, "Uh I think you jus-" she stopped when she turned around, seeing the cold lifeless face of Michael Myers. "Oh, shit. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~" she screamed as she dodged a butcher knife swing and ran for it.

Mabel led Myers all the way to the cafeteria, where he was ambushed by the entire group in a dogpile. Until he tossed them all off him like they were nothing.

Harold then shot up, "Time to bring the pain." he then leaped at Michael, who held him back by the face like Dwayne Johnson held Chris Rock back in Celebrity Death Match.

Michael then tossed Harold away like a ragdoll. He then got clipped in the back of the leg by a crowbar from Grace, who proceeds to beat Myers senseless with the crowbar until it breaks. She was then caught by the throat by Myers, then he gets up and chokeslams her through one of the tables. He then catches Owen with a body slam through another table.

Michael then catches Lince who attempted a cross body, he then breaks his back over his knee before tossing him aside. He then counters a hurricanrana from Metalik before powerbombing him through a table.

Myers then found himself surrounded by ninjas, led by former Cruiserweight and 24/7 champion Akira Tozawa. "Sakai!" he then delivered a series of ninja chops, kicks, and pressure point hits. But, nothing had any remote glimpse of an effect on him. "Uhhhhh, mercy?"

The champ just beats down Akira and the ninjas all single handedly, punch there, big boot there, used a ninja as a weapon.

Michael then stood against Otis, the reigning Universal champion and the man who Michael beat for the title. "Listen her Mikey, you may have gotten the jump on me. But lets see how you face me like a man!" Otis then charged at him with a shoulder block.

This actually made Michael real back a bit, he returned with one of his own. Then the two big guys exchanged shots, Otis with a forearm, Michael with punch. Otis then drove Michael into a wall, he then sent Michael through the glass over the counter. Otis went around the counter, calling over ref Charles Robinson for a count.

But he didn't even get into position before Michael kicked out, he then shot up and grabbed Otis by the face and started slamming his head into the fridge repeatedly before tossing him back over the counter. He then picked up Charles, carried him around the counter and powerslammed him through one of the intact tables. He then took the other refs and slammed them against tables as well.

He then caught Gulak and slammed him into a wall.

When he turned around he was sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher by Laurie Strode, the stuff got into his eyes and stumbled around blind. She then drove Michael into a vending machine, tripping him up with a pipe sending him to the ground. She then got beside the vending machine and tried to push it over, "A little help here!" she called.

Out from underneath a table, the twins popped out. Mabel shot her grappling hook, which hooked onto the back of the vending machine. The twins pulled on the rope trying to help Laurie tip the machine over, Michael still incapacitated by the the foam to the eyes. Otis then limped over and got on the other side to push the machine over. "COME ON!"

With his help they were able to push the vending machine over and onto Michael's prone body.

"We did it!" Mabel beamed as she and Dipper high fived.

"Finally, it's over." Otis panted.

"Come on Jon." Drew groaned as he pulled Jon's body over to the fallen machine and leaped on it, pining Michael even more.

But he was he pulled off by Otis, "Hold it, what makes you think you're winning that title?"

"It was my plan to ambush him, so I should get the title." Drew argued.

"Excuse me, I'm the one who thought of knocking the machine on him. And I'm his arch nemesis, so he's mine." Laurie countered.

"Eh, I'm the one who lost the title to him. Its only fair I win it back." Otis pointed out.

"I should pin him." Grace pulled herself up.

"No me!" the twins said at the same time.

"No me!" Harold cried.

"No me!" Lince and Gran exclaimed.

"No me!" Akira shouted.

This led to a large brawl between everyone, each saying they should get the title.

At the entrance walked in Wendy, who heard the commotion when she returned from the bathroom "What's going on? I heard a crash!" she saw everyone fighting, then looked to see Michael Myers underneath a vending machine. She quietly snuck past the brawl, before gingerly climbing onto the machine crushing Myers. Ref Jon Cone stirred, he was then shook by Wendy "Quick, count it. But quietly."

He shakes his head before starting to count, whispering...

1.

2.

3.

Wendy sighed in relief before stepping off, "Where's the title?" Jon pointed to behind the counter, where she went over and found the 24/7 title on a shelf. She grabbed it before sneaking past the chaos and out of the cafeteria, she then made a break for it. Past an office where Truth was seen prone through a broken table, down the stair case and out the emergency exit.

Title changes: Wendy Corduroy def. Michael Myers for the 24/7 championship.