11/09/20

Wendy was lounging atop a production truck, without a care in the world that she's a wanted woman. She laid there listening to some music with her 24/7 title across her midsection. She let out a sigh before taking a sip of the cherry soda she got from a vending machine, "You know, this isn't as hard as people say it is."

"SAKA-DOH!" Wendy caught Akira Tozawa with a frying pan, knocking him off the side of the truck and into his army of ninjas.

Drew Gulak tried to sneak up on her from the front of the truck, but then she sprayed him with a pepper spray "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH~" he screamed as he slid off the truck blindly.

"Yep, nothing to it." Wendy said to herself before propping one leg over the other. She then got a text from Dipper on her phone, she pulled out and read it.

Dip: Hey Wendy, WWE official Adam Pearce told me to give you these instructions. He wants you to defend your title in a triple threat match.

Wendy: Its cool dude, I'm game.

Dip: There's more, Raw women's champion Asuka said she wanted to prepare for her match against Sasha Banks at Survivor Series. So your championship match is also a Number 1 Contender's match, the winner will face Asuka for the Raw Women's next week on the Survivor Series go home show.

Wendy: Woah dude, that's pretty cool.

Dip: Aren't you the least bit nervous? Your facing 3 girls tonight for the chance to face Asuka, the single most dominant woman ever. Even if you somehow beat her then you'll have to face Sasha Banks.

Wendy: Dude, after dealing with all the Weirdmageddon stuff, this doesn't phase me at all. I'll be fine.

Dip: Well, if you say so. Good luck.

Wendy: And good luck to you too, Mabel tells me you're escorting Paz to some big fancy party.

Dip: Yeah, its the first one her parent's have thrown since the pandemic. It's also our first real date, if you don't include face chats, phone calls, or hunting for mythological beings that could result in our untimely death.

Wendy: Relax man, just keep it chill and relax. Also, pop a mint before kissing her.

Dip: You can smell my breath through the phone?

Wendy: Totally, like gas station tacos. Living with my dad in the woods gives you a finely tuned sense of smell.

Dip: Sorry, just filling up before the party. You know rich people and the portion sizes.

Wendy: I know, anyway bye.

Dip: Later.

(Later that night)

In the arena, we start on our next match before the main event.

Ding, ding, ding.

Mike: The following contest is a Triple Threat Number 1 Contender's match, set for onefall. And it is for the WWE 24/7 championship, currently in the ring from Gravity Falls, Oregon... she is the current WWE 24/7 champion... WENDY CORDUROY!

The champion right now was just leaning against the northeast turnbuckle, the virtual crowd giving her a nice ovation as some were diehard fans of the show.

Tom: We are set for this 24/7 title match, but there much bigger stakes involved here.

Byron: That's right Tom, as per the orders of WWE official Adam Pearce at the behest of Raw Women's champion Asuka. Whoever wins this match will face Asuka next week for her Raw Women's title just 6 days before Survivor Series.

Joe: You could question the tactics of Asuka here, putting her title on the line right before her big fight against her counterpart champion Sasha Banks. But Asuka has proven that she is a warrior and will fight just about anyone and come out on top.

Mike: and her opponents...

(Like a Lady: CFO$)

Out comes Wendy's first challenger.

Mike: First, residing in Parris Island, South Carolina... LACEY EVANS!

Lacey made her entrance, as sassy as ever. Next outcomes her new... partner?

Mike: And, from Sidney, Australia... PEYTON ROYCE!

The next randomly thrown together team walked down to the ring, continuously pushing each other to be first to the ring. Wendy looked at the two and rolled her eyes, "That'll last as long as my 8th boyfriend."

Once all three were in the ring, ref Jon Cone held up the 24/7 title before handing it one of the crew mates before ringing the bell.

Ding, ding, ding.

Lacey started by pushing Peyton out of the way, "Step aside, Royce. Let a lady show you how its done."

Peyton didn't take to kindly to that, "Uh excuse me! Who made you the boss? Because I've got dibs on her title!" she exclaimed as she pointed to Wendy, who's just standing there.

Lacey rolled her eyes, "Too bad, the needs of the Sassy outweigh the needs of the Koalas."

Wendy looked at an imaginary watch as the two kept bickering.

Byron: Already Peyton and Lacey are arguing.

Joe: Smart on Wendy, staying out of this to save her energy.

Lacey then clapped angrily, "Okay, lets just both go at her."

"Fine by me." Peyton sighed in frustration.

The two charged at Wendy, but the laid-back teen caught the two in a double rolling armbar. Two quick pulls on their arms and they tap like crazy, both while screaming like babies.

Ding, ding, ding.

Wendy lets go and stands up, before letting out a yawn as she was handed her title.

Mike: Here's your winner and still the WWE 24/7 champion... Wendy Corduroy!

Tom: That was quick.

Byron: Peyton and Lacey's bickering cost them.

Tom: With that quick victory, Wendy's got a date with the Raw Women's Champion Asuka next week.

Joe: That is if she makes their in one piece, she's still the 24/7 champion.

As Joe said that, the lower card fighters came down, Wendy thinking quick vaulted over the ropes and leaped off the barricade before climbing up the many monitors around the arena into the rafters.

Title changes: none.

Next week. Its Asuka vs. Wendy for the Raw women's championship, winner will face Smackdown Women's champion Sasha Banks at Survivor Series.