115. Dursleys House and Seven Harrys
**Harry's POV**
It's Saturday night, and I'm bored to death. The Dursleys had left the house and Dudley said I wasn't a waste of space. What happened to the pig with wings that I knew? Oh well. What's done is done. I better go pack. I have to be 'Moved' tonight...
After I finished packing, I grabbed Hedwing's cage and my trunk and headed downstairs.
I looked around the living room.
I am not going to miss this place...
I walked over to the cupboard under the stairs and opened the door turning on the lights.
I walked in and saw one of my old toy soldiers and picked it up examining it.
This brings back memories. Unpleasant memories, that it.
I heard an engine running and set the toy on the shelf and walked towards the door.
I opened it and it realized Hagrid saying happily "Hello, Harry."
"Alright. Wow" I hugged Ron with a smile.
"Hello" I hugged Hermione who kissed me on the cheek.
"Hi, Mate" Fred and George hugged me.
"Hey, guys" I smiled.
"You're looking fit," Hagrid smiled.
"Ya, he's absolutely gorgeous. What say we get undercover before someone murders him?" Mad-Eye said coming in.
"Evening" I said.
**Fred's POV**
"Small little house. Just like I remember it" I smirked.
"Ya, but without all the furniture" George added.
"Kingsley, I thought you were looking after the Prime Minister" Harry said.
"You are more important," Kingsley said with a smile.
Bill came in and said "Hello, Harry. Good to see ya."
"Hi, Bill" Harry shook his hand.
"He's never always this handsome," I joked.
"Dead ugly" George smiled.
"True enough. Owe it all to a werewolf, name of Greyback. Hope to repay the favor one day" Bill smiled.
"You're still beautiful to me, William" Fleur kissed 'William' on the cheek.
"Not here, Fleur," I said, covering my eyes and 'Mione's.
"Anywhere but" George said doing the same.
I put my arm around 'Someone's waist and pulled her closer.
"Just remember, Fleur, Bill takes his stakes on the raw side, now" Remus jokes, making a lot of us laugh.
"My husband the joker" Tonks rubbed her temples with a smile. "By the way, wait till you hear the news. Remus and I-"
Just before she could finish her sentence, Mad-Eye said "Alright. We'll have time for a cozy catch-up later. We've got to get the hell out of here. And , you're underage, which means you still got the Trace on ya."
"What's the Trace?" Harry asked.
"If you sneeze the Ministry will know who wipes your nose. The point is, we have to use those means of transport the Trace can't detect: Brooms, Threstrals, and the like. We go in pairs. That way, if anyone's out there waiting for us, and I reckon there will be, they won't know which Harry Potter is the real one" Mad-Eye explained.
"The real one?" Harry asked, confused.
Mad-Eye got out his Silver Drinking Flask and said with a smile "I believe you're familiar with this particular brew..."
"No. Absolutely not" Harry said sounding serious.
"Told you he'd take it well" 'Mione said.
I smirked as she made that comment.
"No, if you think I'm gonna let everyone risk their lives for me, I-" Harry said hesitating.
"Never done that before, have we?" Ron asked.
"No. No. This is different. I mean, taking that, becoming me. No!" Harry said.
"Well, none of us really fancy it, mate" I said with a smile.
"Ya. Imagine if something went wrong, and we ended up like a scrawny, specky git forever" George whispered forever.
"Everyone here is of age, Potter. They've all agreed to take the risk" Mad-Eye said.
A throat was then cleared. We turned around and it was Mundungus.
"Technically, I've been coerced" He said and turned to Harry. "Mundungus Fletcher, Mr. Potter. Always been a huge admirer."
"Nip it, Mundungus!" Mad-Eye said, making us jump. "Alright, Granger, as discussed."
'Mione left my arms and pulled out Harry's hair from behind.
"Blimey, Hermione," Harry said, rubbing his head.
I crossed my arms with a smirk like my dear twin.
"Straight in here if you please," Mad-Eye instructed Mione.
'Mione put Harry's hair in the Flash and me, George, Fleur, Mundungus, Ron, and 'Mione formed a line.
"For those of you who haven't taken Polyjuice Potion before, fair warning. It tastes like goblin piss" Mad-Eye warned us handing me the Flash.
"Have a lot of experience with that, do you, Mad-Eye?" I asked and he nodded. "Just trying to defuse the tension" I said and drank the Polyjuice Potion. "Oh..." I groaned and handed the Flash to Georgie and it went across the line.
I then became shorter.
Oh... This is just freaky. And Harry is just way too short... No offense to my best mate.
After everyone was done drinking, we all were Harry.
I looked at George as he looked at me and we said "Wow– we're identical!"
"I dunno, though, I think I'm still better-looking... What do you say, 'Mione?" I asked her and she rolled her eyes... Or Harry's...
"Everyone change" Mad-Eye dropped a bag of clothes.
"Haven't got anything a bit more sporting, have you?" George asked.
"Ya, I don't really fancy this color" I agreed, putting up a dark red shirt.
"Well, fancy this, you're not you. Now shut it and strip" Mad-Eye said.
"Alight, alright!" Mundungus said.
"You need to change, too Potter" Mad-Eye said.
"Bill, look away. I'm hideous" Fleur said.
"That's just offending, Harry, Fleur" I joked as I finished changing.
"O knew she was lying about that tattoo" Ron smirked.
"Harry, your eyesight really is awful" 'Mione said, putting on glasses.
"Right then. We'll be pairing off. Each Potter will have a protector. Mandungus, stick tight with me. I wanna keep an eye on ya. As for Harry-" Mad-Eye said.
"Yes?" All the Harrys said.
"The real Harry. Where the devil are ya, anyways?" Mad-Eye said.
"Here" Harry said, showing himself.
"You'll be riding with Hagrid," Mad-Eye said.
"You know, Granger. It'll be a hard time to make out with you, now" I smiled at her. Or Harry.
Merlin, this is confusing!
"Shut it, Weasley, or we won't make out after we're done with this" 'Mione said.
"Oh! We're gonna make out after this" I smiled happily again at her and Mad-Eye gave out the pairs and I was paired with Dad and 'Mione with Kingsley.
"Take care of her, Kingsley," I said to him.
"Don't worry, Fred. I will" Kingsley nodded and I turned to 'Mione as everyone headed out.
"Be safe," She said, hugging me.
This is really awkward...
"I will as long as you will" I hugged her back. "Now, Granger, I would kiss you, but I just can't kiss Harry. I would kiss you... But you're not you."
'Mione rolled her eyes and we went outside.
