12/24/20

T'was the night before Christmas, and all throughout the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a little mouse. When down from the chimney, came the 24/7 champ of cheer. Santa Claus, with a gift for a nice young boy this year.

Okay, not another rhyme, we don't have much time. Dang it.

After Santa leaves a present for young Luke, its a PS5 with the new Spider Man game, he sets off for the next house. But just as he's about to step onto his sleigh, he was attacked. Getting choked out by a mysterious figure, luckily he manages to flip out of it and get a good look of his assailant.

Half goat, half demon, all bad news. Donning a long black hooded robe that reached to ankles of goat hooves, horns sticking out of the hood. "Krampus." Santa narrowed his eyes at his age old enemy.

"(grrrrrrr) Nicholas."

"Figures only a vile creature like yourself to go after me during my yearly business trip around the world." Santa sighed, "What do you want now? You've already tried to destroy me and Christmas, nothing's worked." he questioned the demon of the holidays.

Krampus just pointed a claw to the green wrestling belt around Santa's waist. Santa looking down at the belt, realizing what he's after this time. But in that moment's hesitation Krampus delivered a jumping high knee to Santa while his guard was down, as Santa stumbled Krampus rolled him up with a school boy. Pulling hard on his red pants, revealing mistletoe underpants. Krampus summoned a demonic referee action figure to count the pin.

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Krampus got up and left, swiping the 24/7 title before leaping from roof top to roof top. Santa saw the retreating form of Krampus and said, "That's not good." Santa then pressed the 'Auto Santa' button on his sleigh, then a blow up Santa inflated at the driver seat. "This should keep the gifts going, you 8 know what to do." he told the reindeer, who flew off to finish the job.

Santa then pulled out a Christmas themed walkie talkie, "Ginger, we have a code 24/7."

"On it Santa, I'm sending in the ELF." Elf Law Force.

"Thanks, I already activated the Automatic Santa function on my sleigh."

"Guess I owe Gizmo an apology for thinking it adding that was stupid."

"I'm going after Krampus, with that title in his hands he's more dangerous than usual."

"Good luck sir."

Santa put away the walkie talkie before summoning a hover board and flying after Krampus. He was able to follow the goat demon all the way to Michigan, he caught the demon just as he was about to enter a house in Royal Woods. Santa rolled him up with a school boy pin, and the ref figure counted as it was bound by the black and white stripes.

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Krampus kicked out.

Krampus and Santa then exchanged shots up on the roof top, the jolly fat man trying to bring the demon's rampage to a stop. Dang it I'm rhyming again. Krampus ducked a clothesline attempt an countered with a pele-kick, she then nailed a back kick that knocked Santa near the edge of the roof. Krampus then scraped his hoof on the roof before going to spear Santa off the house.

But then Santa countered with a pop-up Samoan drop from the roof, and into a table of reindeer food that was suspiciously on top of a big red X. Santa heard a snap before quickly moving out of the way, leaving Krampus to take a giant sack of figgie pudding to the chest.

Knowing what child would come up with a trap for reindeer, Santa quickly covered Krampus before making a haste getaway.

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Santa then magically teleported himself, Krampus, the 24/7 title, and the bag of figgie pudding away before a little girl came outside. "Aw man, he got away."

"LANA! COME BACK TO BED OR SANTA WON'T COME!"

"Coming Lola."

After arriving at the North Pole, the ELFs took Krampus back to Holiday Prison, with some magic cuffs preventing him from escaping. Ginger went up to the Christmas icon, "That was close Santa."

"I know, but I must get back to work." Santa then magically teleported to his sleigh.

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Santa met up with sleigh, turning back on the manual controls. "Alright, back to work with no distractions." He grabbed a present before shimmying down the chimney, after leaving the present he saw the cookies and milk on the table. As he was about to indulge, he got rolled up in another school boy. Then out comes ref Jon Cone.

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"HAHA, YES! I GOT MY BABY BACK! THANK YOU SANTA!" R-Truth grabbed the 24/7 title like it was his baby, which it is. He gave Santa a quick hug before running up stairs to bed.

Santa shook his head from the scene, "Eh, its for the best." he said before moving onto the next house.

Title Changes: Krampus def. Santa Claus for the 24/7 championship, Santa Claus def. Krampus for the 24/7 championship, R-Truth def. Santa Claus for the 24/7 championship.

Merry Christmas everyone! Have a healthy holidays!