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Ianto was humming as he hung out the laundry, and then headed inside to check on the roast. Kneeling to pull out some of the little pie dishes he would need for the apple pies he wanted to make for dessert he was stopped mid motion by a faint yell of indignation.
Oh no.
Ianto rose to look out with horror as the kids raced across the field and he looked to the gate that was wide open. Imp was yelling, his legs pumping as he ran while the little ones trailed after him with a mixture of fear and shame.
All Ianto could see now was the fucking goat. The big white bastard loose in his fucking garden and Ianto started to run as well, yelling loudly to let the prick knew he was coming. He seized the broom on the way past and ran out onto the grass to find a pillowslip already in the bastard's mouth.
Ianto swung the broom.
The goat spat out the pillow slip and reared up on his back legs, higher than Ianto had thought and Ianto saw with clarity that this fucker was taller than him when standing this way. He also knew that when the prick came back down he would charge so Ianto swung again, hitting the goat in the belly and it came back onto all fours with a grunt of surprise.
"Get the fuck out of my yard you miserable prick face!" Ianto roared. The kids had now reached the scene and Imp swung to hold them back, knowing this could get nasty as the goat lowered his head into a bunting position. Ianto swing again, the broom cracking as the handle broke and the broom spun off to one side leaving him with the broom stick. "well... fuck."
"Taddy! Language!" Imp was scandalized, his Taddy speaking in a way he had NEVER heard before but Ianto was too angry to care as he saw the overturned pots of colour… well… had been colour in them before they had lost their heads. He was so angry that he went to swing again before realizing he didn't have a broom anymore, just a stick and it caught in the horns as the goat drew back.
"Fuck it!" Ianto roared then to the shock of the kids Ianto punched the goat in the head "GET OUT!"
The goat backed off and looked at him then it calmly walked to the gate, through it and back into the field like nothing had happened. The kids cheered as Imp shut the gate and Hawk proudly told everyone that was what Superheroes do.
Take on the White Devil!
