1/8/21

(After the Smackdown opening)

Ding, ding, ding.

Greg: The following contest is a fatal 4 way open challenge, set for onefall, and is for the WWE 24/7 championship! Currently in the ring, from Townsville, weighing in at 80lbs, he is the current WWE 24/7 champion... The Baron of Berserk... BUTCH JOJO!

The most animalistic of the Rowdyruff Boys held his title while dancing like a rabid monkey at the intro, the virtual crowd gave him a good ovation, even though he's evil.

Greg: And his opponents...

Just then a theme that can be found in a spy film played, and the titan tron displayed the logo for the Kids Next Door. Anyone who was a kid during the Cartoon Network golden age felt immediately nostalgic, even more so when a small Australian kid with a blonde bowl cut covering his eyes, orange sweater, jeans, and white kicks flipped out onto the stage.

Greg: Introducing first, representing Sector V of the Kids Next Door, NUMBUH 4... WALLYBEE BEATLES!

Numbuh 4 gave the people at home the double peace sign before running towards the ring and flipping into the center of it.

(Coming back for You)

Just then out to a chorus of boos comes NXT North American Champion Johnny Gargano, his wife Candice LeRae, and their two children Austin Theory and Indi Heartwell. This little family call themselves The Way, the Gargano's looked to themselves before gesturing for someone in the back to come out. And out comes a really tiny woman with sky blue skin, a blue prep school suit-style dress, white long stockings, blue slip-ons, white gloves, blue bobbed style hair. And a tear drop shaped gem right below her left eye.

Greg: Next, being accompanied by The Way... AQUAMARINE!

The conniving little gem was picked and spun by Johnny, like a little girl and her father. He then walked her to the ring, as soon as Theory helped her into the ring, the next theme played.

And out comes a young warrior girl, hair tangerine tied into a pony tail, a blueish grey shirt with a heart on the front, pink shorts, blue rubber boots, and donning a purple cape.

Greg: And, from Herkleton Oaks... KELSEY POKOLY!

Kelsey leaped high into the air and landed right in the center of the ring.

Kelsey knew this would be her greatest fight to date, she observes her advisories. A sneaky little gem, along with the former Rebel Heart of NXT and his family of thieves. Wallybee Beatles, a highly trained agent of the World Renown Kids Next Door. A beloved television series from the time of millennial youth, a sequel series up for debate. And the champion, Butch. Who-WAH!

Kelsey's inner monolog was cut short by an incoming Aquamarine dropkick, she didn't even hear the opening bell. Kelsey responded with a forearm, followed by a a series of gut punches ending with a upper cut to the face.

As the girls fought, Numbuh 4 and Butch locked up. Numbuh 4 being more trained transitioned to a back clutch, but was flipped by Butch in a snapmare. Butch then followed up with a kick to the back of the young Aussie. Butch then mounted Wally and rained shot after shot on his face, he then stomped hard on his chest before kicking him out of the ring to the East side.

Just then Kelsey whipped Aquamarine towards Butch, who sent her out with a back body drop over the east ropes landing onto Wally.

Kelsey then came at Butch with a clothesline, but it barely effect the much more powerful super villain. Kelsey then attempted another clothesline, but Butch didn't move again. Kelsey then went for a third but got caught with a Big Boot by Butch. He then saw Wally and Aquamarine get up before bouncing off the west ropes and nailing a suicide dive to the gem and kid agent, sending them back first into the barricade.

Butch then picked up Aquamarine before tossing her into the steel post. Johnny going over to the 24/7 champ and admonished him for hurting a little girl before the Butch bit his finger, "YOW! OWOWOWOWOW!" Butch then tossed Johnny over the barricade before giving Wally a hurricanrana into the steel steps.

But as he got up he was hit with a springboard crossbody by Kelsey, the girl lifted up her foe and hoisted him into the ring. She then leaped onto the apron, and as Butch got up Kelsey springboarded off the ropes into a seated senton. With a hook of the legs, ref Charles Robinson made the first count of the match.

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Butch kicks out.

Undeterred by the kick out, Kelsey nailed a running senton to Butch before following up with a running shooting star press. Kelsey hooks the leg.

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Butch kicks out again.

As Kelsey looks to hit a suplex on Butch, she was stuck from behind by a steel chair. The perpetrator being Aquamarine, who kick Kelsey right in the back of her knee before slamming the chair into Kelsey's shoulder blades sending her down.

She then nailed a chair shot to the ribs of Butch, before dropping chair and giving him a DDT onto the chair. Candice congratulating her on the use of the weapon. Aquamarine then picked up Kelsey and dropped her with a brainbuster over the chair, she then covered her for the win.

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Kelsey kicks out.

Aquamarine growls, but keeps herself composed. She then bangs Kelsey's head into the mat before delivering a series of knee drops to her face. Aquamarine then lifted up Kelsey before tossing her out of the ring, she then set her sights on Butch as she nailed a superkick to the green Rowdyruff. Who bounced off the ropes and nailed a superkick of his own, he then caught Aquamarine's clothesline attempt with a Deep 6.

Just then he was kneed in the face by Numbuh 4, who quickly covered Aquamarine.

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Aquamarine kicked out.

The Way letting out a sigh of relief. The Aussie responded to the kickout by repeatedly stomping on the gem before nailing a shining wizard, he then followed up with a springboard moonsault. Wally hooked the leg.

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Indi pulled the ref before tossing him into the barricade. Just then The Way stormed the ring and attacked the other competitors, Johnny and Candice stomping on him while Austin wailed lefts and rights to Butch. Austin the picked up Butch and dropped him with the TKO, Johnny and Candice then hit Wally with a double Wicked Step-sister (Pulling Wally back by the arms and stomping him face first into the mat).

They turned Wally over and placed Aquamarine over him, before Johnny called for the ref. "Come on, she's pinning him!" but he then saw he was out cold. "Damn it!"

As Johnny berated Indi for being to rough with the ref, Candice was hit with a flying forearm by Kelsey. She then ducked a boot from Austin before pulling out her PVC sword and striking him right in the Theories, he rolled out of the ring holding his balls before striking a turning Johnny Gargano in the gut with the 'sword'. She then nailed a stunner to Gargano before before nailing a high knee to Indi as she got up on on the apron.

Kelsey was hoisted up by a reawakened Aquamarine from behind and dropped with a Sleeper suplex, she then kneed Kelsey out of the ring before getting hit with a Running Knee from Wally.

Numbuh 4 was then kicked in the gut by Butch before lifted him up and dropped him with a sitout powerbomb, Wally rolled through as Butch got up. He then made a 'Rest in peace' gesture to the sky before hitting Wally with a devastating Discus Clothesline, Butch hooked the leg.

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DING, DING, DING!!!

Butch got up and was handed the title.

Greg: Here's your winner and STILL the WWE 24/7 champion... BUTCH JOJO!

"Yah yah yah!" Butch cheered as he celebrated. He then flew out of the arena in a green streak as many low card stars came out to try and catch him.

Title Changes: none.

Rest In Peace,

Jon Huber. AKA Luke Harper/Brodie Lee.