Wow. It's been a while hasn't it? Since the last chapter, we've gotten the Dragon Quest Hero, Banjo and Kazooie, Terry Bogard, Byleth from FE: TH, Min Min from ARMS, and Minecraft Steve all confirmed. If you want my opinion on them, go read my World of Light story, A Story of Light and Dark.
I actually forgot about this fic until someone commented about it on A Story of Light and Dark. So thank you phantomzombie for reminding me that this exists.
And now back to your regularly scheduled program.
Today's custom guidance is: Simon
None of the mentioned characters are my intellectual property.
"Hey! Simon! Long time no see!" said Pit.
"Pit, you know Simon Belmont?" asked Palutena.
"Yeah! Remember Captain N?" answered Pit.
"No, because I wasn't a part of it." said Palutena. "So do you remember how he fights?"
"Yeah!" said Pit. "He has a whip that he uses to slay vampires."
"And?" said Palutena.
"And um... He also has..." stuttered Pit. "Okay, I did forget."
"I'll be glad to give you a refresher than." said Palutena. "You are correct that he does wield a whip. Specifically, it is a whip made from alchemy called the Vampire Killer that has been passed down through the Belmont family for generations. Using a whip does give Simon better reach that most other fighters."
"That is true. You think Lord Dyntos could make me a whip?" said Pit.
"If we get a new game and you ask him nicely, then maybe." said Palutena. "Though the whip isn't the only weapon at Simon's disposal. He also has a holy cross he can throw like a boomerang. He also has throwing axes that fly in an arc. Simon can also throw a bottle of Holy Water onto the ground and will cause a small pillar of fire to appear. It's like Ness's PK Fire."
"My Orbitars will defiantly be useful against him!" said Pit.
"Correct, but Simon can break them temporarily with his whip if you're not careful." said Palutena.
"I will be careful." said Pit. "First Mega Man, now Simon, I'm starting to wonder if Captain N himself will appear too."
"Don't get your hopes up." said Palutena. "Though, knowing Smash, who knows."
And finished. Toke a lot longer than it needed to.
One review that made me chuckle when someone asked me to do Sans from Undertale. I won't. Unless...
Also yeah, I will be doing ones for Joker, Hero (probably have to do four separate ones for Luminary, Erdrick, Solo, and Eight), Banjo and Kazooie, Terry, Byleth, Min Min, and Steve (probably separate ones for Alex, Zombie, and Enderman too). is.
Hopefully it won't take forever to upload the next one. I remember this exists again.
Next guidance will be Richter.
