[Ed giggles as Eddy shows him a bare wall.]

Eddy: "Oh Ed. Whaddya think? Huh?"

Edd: [muttering] "Besides Nat, I'm surrounded by idiots."

Ed: "Cool! It is so flat!"

Edd: "A wall, Eddy? Certainly you jest."

Nat: "Is there something behind it?"

[Eddy pulls on a cord at the wall's base and part of the wall unravels, revealing a door with multiple locks.]

Eddy: "Ya wanna see my brother's room?"

Edd: [shocked] "Your brother's room?"

Nat: "Sure!"

Ed: [excited] "Every man for himself!" [He reaches for the doorknob only to have Eddy slap his hand away.]

Eddy: "Hey, wait a minute! Who gave you permission to touch his door?"

Ed: "Nobody?"

Eddy: "That's right, Ed." [Kindly, he gives Ed a chair.] "Have a seat, relax. Maybe I can trim your toenails or something."

Ed: "Oh, be still my heart."

[Eddy takes a rope out and ties Ed to the chair.]

Eddy: "Now then." [angry] "If you touch anything in my brother's room I'll–"

Edd: "Eddy. How do you suppose we enter this outpouring of resistance?!"

Eddy: "No problem. I got a key."

[A crowbar is wedged between the doorframe and the door. It wiggles some, and then the door is thrown open.]

Nat: "Interesting key."

Eddy: "Come on in, boys and girl. Check it out."

[The Eds and Nat gaze at the numerous knickknacks scattered about the room.]

Nat: "Wow!"

Ed: "Your brother's room is cool, Eddy!"

Eddy: "My brother is the coolest, Ed."

Edd: "Yes, well, in some circles I'm sure. Shall we throw caution to the wind and enter this lair of–"

[Eddy drags Edd back just as a safe falls from the ceiling. The safe lands on Edd's foot.]

Eddy: "Watch it! My brother was a whiz at booby traps." [He continues in.]

Edd: [in pain] "But Eddy, the safe!" [Nat pulls him out.]

Eddy: "Already checked it, Double D. It's empty. Can't you just smell his greatness?"

Ed: "I think that is me, Eddy."

Eddy: [on top of a car] "Look at this! Ain't she a beaut?" [He rubs it.] "My brother said I could have it when I turn fourteen!"

Nat: "It's really nice Eddy."

Edd: "Not that it's out of place in this den of dishevelment, but why is there a vehicle sitting in your brother's bedroom?"

Eddy: "He keeps his snake in the trunk." [He opens the trunk.] "Huh, the little weasel must've escaped again."

Nat: "Snake?"

Edd: [scared] "Escaped? Oh dear, oh dear, oh–" [He backs into the giant stuffed camel.]

Eddy: "Hey, watch the camel! I said no touching!"

Nat: "He didn't mean to Eddy!"

Ed: "Oh, I wish I had a room like this!"

Edd: [sneezing] "Dust! From a camel! Oh, who knows where that thing has wallowed. Air, I need air!" [He unfurls the drapes to reveal a bricked-up window.]

Eddy: "Ha ha! My brother was a whiz at laying bricks! Hey Lumpy, did you catch that one? Ed! Get away from there!"

[Ed opens the fridge, and a bed pops out onto Edd.]

Eddy: "What'd I tell ya? Don't touch any of my brother's stuff, Ed." [He folds the bed back up and closes the fridge door, not noticing that Edd is stuck to the bottom of the mattress.] "Ever thought of renting out that empty space you call a head?"

[Nat gets Edd out.]

Edd: [dazed] "Oh, look at the time, gotta go. Ta-ta."

Eddy: "Where are you going?" [He leads him to another section of the room.] "Did I tell you my brother was a whiz at chewing ice cubes?"

[Ed looks at a shelf. On the shelf are a jar of beans, a mannequin head, and a trophy.]

Ed: "Cool." [He leans in towards the camel, and then needs to sneeze. His sneeze sets the trophy wobbling.]

Edd: "Please, Eddy. I'm sure your brother was a multifaceted individual, but I–" [The trophy falls onto Edd's head. Eddy immediately turns around and eyes the trophy fearfully.]

Eddy: [scared] "Did it dent?"

Ed: "I will get it, Eddy." [He stands up, breaking the ropes effortlessly.] "Nice and soft like a kitten." [He picks it up with his teeth.]

Eddy: [trying to pull the trophy away] "Ed, get your slobbering mouth off my brother's trophy!"

Ed: "Yow! Yow! Yow!"

Edd: "Okay, that's it, I protest!"

Eddy: "Let go, you pathetic excuse for a lump!"

Ed: "Yow!"

Nat: "Please stop!"

Eddy: "Let go!"

Ed: "Yow!"

Eddy: "Ed!"

Edd: "I've truly had enough–"

[The trophy breaks in half. The resulting collisions of the warring parties shake a paper loose from a beach umbrella set up in a corner of the room. It lands in front of Ed.]

Ed: [giving it to Edd] "Read to me what is on the pretty paper, Double D."

Eddy: "Forget the stupid paper, find me some stupid tape!"

Edd: [looking it over] "Why, I do believe this is a map."

Nat: "A map?"

Eddy: "Let me see that thing." [He looks at it.] "It's a map to my brother's secret stash! We're gonna be rich, swimming in moolah, rolling in hay!" [He realizes he can't read it.] "Uh...I think it's in Greek. My brother was a whiz at bouzouki playing."

Edd: "Yes, well. It appears to be some form of encoding."

Ed: [grabbing it] "Let's thaw it out at my house! My mom has a stove."

Eddy: "What're you talking about, Ed? My stove'll work fine." [Eddy takes it from Ed, and Edd takes it from Eddy.]

Edd: "Oh please. The strange thing is, all treasure maps have some indication as to its location, a star, an X, a cross–but I don't see anything here! It's baffling! Do you see one in here, because I don't!" [thinking] "This requires careful study and can only be solved by ingenuity and patient effort. Meet me at my house in one hour."

Eddy: [impatient] "One hour?"

Edd: "And I'll have your answer to our destiny, gentlemen and lady." [He leaves.]

Eddy: "Great. What are we supposed to do for an hour?"

Nat: "I don't know."

Ed: "I've got an elastic, Eddy."

Eddy: "Big deal." [Ed shoots the elastic at Eddy.] "YOWCH!"

[An hour later, Ed, Nat and Eddy stroll up to Edd's house. Eddy slams a shovel against Edd's door repeatedly.]

Edd: [nonplussed] "Why did you pummel my door with a shovel?"

Eddy: "So...where do we start digging, Double D?"

Edd: [ashamed] "I concede to your brother's ingenuity! I couldn't decipher the map!"

Eddy: [shocked] "What?"

[Edd shows his friends into the living room, which is peppered with books and maps.]

Edd: "I tried everything! I exhausted all theorems! Eliminated all conjecture! Pondered every viewpoint! But this is one mother of a treasure map, Eddy!"

Nat: "Oh no."

Eddy: "You're supposed to be the smart guy! You're messing with our group dynamics!"

Edd: "It's beyond me, Eddy."

Eddy: "He always had it out for me! He's doing this on purpose, I tell ya! I need that treasure bad, Double D!"

Ed: "I think I just thunk."

Edd: "Was that English, Ed?" [Ed picks up Eddy.]

Eddy: "Let go of me, funnelhead!"

[Ed places Eddy in front of the projected map. The line leads across his face to the X in Eddy's ear.]

Ed: "X marks the spot, Double D! Yep."

[Edd, amazed, stares at Ed's handiwork. It seems as if Ed has, indeed, solved the puzzle.]

Nat: "Wow!"

Edd: [mind blown] "By Jove, he's got it! Ed, how did you do that?"

Ed: "Because I'm a brother and Eddy's brother is a brother and Eddy is a brother to Eddy's brother as a brother I am."

[Nat makes a confused face]

Edd: "Um, nicely put, Ed."

Eddy: "Oh brother." [Edd layers a map of the cul-de-sac over the original.]

Edd: "Now, if I were to place this over top of your brother's map, there may be a correlation to the area of its location."

Eddy: "Hurry up, I'm starting to see spots."

[The map looks like it leads to a grassy, secluded area.]

Edd: "I've found it! Oh no." [He stops smiling.]

[Edd hunts frantically through a file cabinet.]

Edd: "Eddy, according to my calculations, your brother's treasure lies deep within the confines of–" [He slaps a file on the table.] "The trailer park!" [Inside are photos of the Kankers and some notes.]

Eddy: [agitated] "Kankers." [He pounds his fists on the file.] "My brother's a whiz at ticking me off!"

Nat: [to Edd] "You have folders of everyone?"

[Edd nervously smiles]

[A gym bag lies in a hole, exuding a horrid stench. Ed, dressed like an adult, operates a jackhammer next to it. The Kankers throw open the door to their trailer.]

Lee: "Hey, what stinks?! What's goin on out here? Who the heck are you?"

Marie: "Slug 'em, Lee."

Lee: "Shut up, I'm concentrating."

Edd: [also an adult, directing a detour, in a false voice] "Just construction workers doing their job, miss. Yessiree. We're repairing a darn broken sewage pipe–um–so hence the um–stink."

Lee: "I've seen this guy before. Let's see some ID there, Mr. Man."

Marie: "He's so cute."

[Edd makes a fake ID card and produces it.]

Edd: "There you go, miss. That's me. Walter Sobchak. A construction worker."

Lee: "Good enough for me."

Marie: "Yep. See ya later, cutie." [The Kankers turn to go inside.]

May: "Gimme a call sometime, Wally."

[Edd, spent, slumps against a sawhorse as soon as the Kankers leave.]

Eddy: "Man, that was close. So what are we waiting for? Let's go get our loot, buddy boy!" [He shakes Edd.]

Edd: [shoving Eddy off] "Can't you see I'm trying to regain my composure?"

[Eddy takes the gym bag and shoves it under Edd's nose.]

Edd: "All right! All right! Heavens, Ed, please zip up your gym bag. We're quite done with it."

Ed: "It's not just a gym bag, Double D. It's a way of life!" [He takes it and walks off.]

Edd: "Shall we resume our quest?"

Nat: "Where should we dig?"

Edd: [He takes out the map.] "If my interpretation of the map is correct, the treasure should be buried underneath the Kankers' trailer."

Eddy: "Let's start digging."

[They look around the disgustingness that is the underside of the Kankers trailer and stand up, grossed out.]

Edd, Nat & Eddy: "Let's get Ed to dig."

[Edd puts the lid back on a stick of butter. Ed has been buttered up to help him fit.]

Edd: "This butter should provide enough lubrication in order for you to squeeze under the trailer, Ed."

Ed: "My fantasy come true! I AM BUTTERED TOAST!"

Eddy: "Ssh! You want the Kankers to hear ya? Now start digging!" [Eddy grabs for Ed, but he slips from Eddy's grasp. This happens every time Eddy grabs for him.]

Nat: "Careful Eddy!"

Edd: "Please keep it down!"

Eddy: "Ed, get back here!"

Ed: "It is slippery, Eddy!"

Edd: "Ed, Eddy! Control yourselves!"

[Ed lands on the ground, laughing. Eddy seizes this opportunity and kicks Ed under the trailer.]

Eddy: [fantasizing] "I bet it's gold! Or rough-cut diamonds!" [Ed lifts the trailer.]

Ed: "It smells under here, guys."

Edd: [through clenched teeth] "Down, Ed, down! Put it down!"

Ed: "What?" [He can't hold the trailer up, and it crashes back down.]

Marie: "Go tell those guys to keep it down, Lee."

Lee: [kicking the door open] "HEY WALTER!"

[She looks around. The Eds and Nat have deserted their fake construction site.]

Lee: "No sign of 'em, Marie. Must be on a coffee break."

[Lee goes back inside. The camera shifts to show that the Eds and Nat have taken refuge underneath the trailer.]

Nat: "That was close!"

Edd: [nervous] "This is becoming extremely dangerous, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Let's get the stash and get out of here!"

Ed: "Is that you tickling me, Eddy?"

[Inside the trailer, the brood is watching TV.]

Marie: "Hey Lee, get off your rump and run my bath."

Lee: [throwing Marie towards the stairs] "Get some exercise, it's good for ya."

[Underneath the trailer, Ed has dug a gigantic hole. The shovel clangs on something solid.]

Ed: "Hey guys, I hit something!"

[Excited, Eddy leaps into the hole.]

Eddy: "Get out of the way, Monobrow." [He clears the dirt from the top of a treasure chest.] "I'm rich! Filthy rich!"

[In the bathtub, Marie is washing clothes.]

Marie: "Lee, get me the strainer. These clothes are crusty."

[The Eds and Nat strain to pull the suitcase free. Ed finally manages to do it, and he pops through the bathroom floor. He then sees Marie who notices him.]

Marie & Ed: "AAAAAHHHHH!"

Lee: [breaking the door down using May] "What's goin on in here?"

Eddy: [climbing out of the hole] "Where'd you put the treasure, Ed?" [Edd cringes in fear.] "I don't see it, Ed."

Ed: [pointing to where it lies before grabbing Edd] "Over there, Eddy."

Nat: "Um guys."

Eddy: [hauling it in] "There you are! Oh man, I can see it now! Mansions! Yachts! Friends!"

[Eddy heaves it open as his friends cower. His hopes are instantly dashed; the suitcase is full of wishbones.]

Edd: "Wishbones?"

[A pair of hands slam the case shut and take it away.]

Eddy: [shivering with his friends] "I'm so confused!"

Edd: "I think your brother's a whiz at pulling your leg, Eddy!"

Lee: "Looks like we've adopted some groundhogs, eh girls?"

Marie: [now out of the tub and wearing a towel] "Cute chubby-cheeked ones, too."

May: [holding the case] "Hey! I forgot where I hid these!"

Ed: "Well what do we do now, guys?"

[Edd looks at the Kanker file.]

Edd: "We'll pay you a bribe. Fifty cents. From each of us."

Eddy: [nauseous] "Fifty? Pay? I can't breathe!"

[Edd and Ed come flying out of the trailer hitting in the trash can. Nat comes out to help them. Eddy runs after them.]

Eddy: "Guys! Wait!"

Lee: "Oh no, you don't." [She grabs him and hauls Eddy back inside.]

Eddy: "I'll give you an I.O.U! C'mon! Spot me!"

[Marie slams the door shut.]

Nat: "We can't just leave him!"

Ed: [waving] "Catch you later, Eddy!"

Edd: [tearfully] "Oh, Ed! If only I had brought just a few more quarters!"

Ed: "You did the brotherly thing, Double D." [He puts an arm around Edd and leads him away.]

Edd: "You really think so, Ed?"

Ed: "Think what, Double D?"

Eddy: [from inside the Kankers' trailer] "Help me!"

[Nat watches as Ed and Edd walk away, she facepalms and sighs as she goes back in the Kanker trailer to rescue Eddy. A few minutes later she comes out carrying Eddy with a tired look on her face.]

Nat: "Your welcome."