[Rolf is about to have his picture 'taken' by the Eds and Nat in their photography scam, but his hair keeps sticking up]

Edd: "Let's pick a theme, shall we?"

Nat: "Would you like to pose with a beach ball or a lollipop?"

Rolf: "No sump, as Rolf prefers his churn that softs breads."

Eddy: "There he picked! Now get out of the way, so I can take the picture."

Rolf: "May Rolf order one eight by ten glossy with many wallet size photos for his relation?" [his hair sticks up again]

Eddy: "Whatever you want, Rolfie boy. I'll just put it on the bill."

Edd: "OK Rolf, look at us. Smile for the tawdry sock puppets. That's it, you can do it! Yes, you can! That a boy!"

Nat: [making the puppet talk] "Give us a big smile Rolf! Don't be shy!"

[Edd and Nat giggle]

[Rolf's hair sticks up when Eddy takes the picture]

Eddy: "Hahaha!" [goes to Ed in the 'processing unit'] "Is it finished yet?"

[Rolf, Nat and Edd are both waiting, when the bell rings]

Edd: "Well, We'll just check on those prints, shall we?"

Nat: "We shall."

Ed: "I am done, guys and girl!" [He shows Edd, Nat and Eddy his drawing.]

Nat: "Um, Ed."

Edd: "What is that behind Rolf?"

Ed: "Rolf's head is about to be crunched by a four-legged mutant bus driver."

Eddy: "You're supposed to draw a picture of Rolf. No monsters, just Rolf, stupid."

Ed: "Oh yeah. Rub it out, rub it out, rub it out-"

[Jimmy pushes Ed's drawing pad out of the way]

Jimmy: "Where do you keep your hot water bottle?"

Eddy: "Hey Jimmy, take a hike!" [throws Jimmy out of the way] "Ed's busy."

Ed: "Under the sink, Jimmy!"

Rolf: [still sat down] "Hello? How long must Rolf wait for this portrait of self love?"

Edd: "Any time now." [to Eddy] "Rolf's becoming impatient, Eddy."

Jimmy [returns to Ed]: "How about the vaporizer, stretch?"

Ed: "Top shelf, shorty."

Eddy: "Hey! Go bug Sarah, you little pest!"

Jimmy: "For your information, crabby pants, Sarah is sick and I must take care of her."

Eddy: "We should all be so lucky."

Ed: "Sarah's sick? Wait!" [runs into the cardboard wall then on to his house] "Big brother's coming, baby sister!"

Eddy: "Ed, get back here!"

Edd: "Oh dear, I hope it's nothing serious. I best get my medical bag; one can never be too sure."

Nat: "I'll make her some tea."

[Rolf is becoming really impatient when Eddy looks at his 'photo']

Eddy: "Uhhh... gee, Rolf, you got a face only a mother could love." [runs off]

Rolf: "ED BOYS!"

[Jimmy and Ed are in Sarah's bedroom trying to help her feel better]

Jimmy: "There there, little frail one; Jimmy will take care of you."

Ed: "Ed is here to make you all better, Sarah."

Sarah: [sniff] "I feel hot."

Jimmy: "Ah, let me sooth you."

Sarah: "Thank you, Jimmy."

Ed: [blows through his mouth onto Sarah] "Big brothers take care of baby sisters." [carries on blowing onto her]

Sarah: "My pillow needs fluffing."

Jimmy: "There you go, Sarah."

Ed: "No let, me, sickly sister!"

Sarah [relaxed]: "Ahhhh..."

Jimmy: "Am I a good fluffer, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Yes you are, Jimmy."

[Jimmy sticks his tongue out at Ed]

Eddy [stood in the doorway of Sarah's room]: "What a load of..."

Edd: [pushes past Eddy] "Pardon me, Eddy. Please step aside, everyone." [checks Sarah's pulse] "Well, your pulse is normal."

Eddy: "I bet it is."

Jimmy: "Sarah's got a fever, Mr. Smarty Pants."

Ed: "Yeah, Mr. I wish I was as Smart Pants."

Edd: [touches Sarah's forehead] "Your temperature seems normal as well."

Sarah: "Oh, what do you know?"

Edd: "A minor cold at best, I say."

Eddy: "Ha!"

Nat: [walks past Eddy] "Please excuse me Eddy." [walks up to Sarah] "Hi Sarah I made you some tea."

Sarah: [taking the cup] "Thank you Nat."

Nat: "Your welcome."

Edd: "Gentlemen and lady, I suggest we leave, as a cold at any rate can be quite contagious."

Sarah [shouting]: "Yeah! Get lost!"

Ed: [picks up Edd, Nat and Eddy] "I will show them the door, dear debilitated one."

Eddy: "Come on, Ed! What are you going to do? Wipe her nose all day?"

Sarah: "I need a tissue, Jimmy."

Ed: [drops Edd, Nat and Eddy] "Oh, I'll fix it for you, Sarah."

Jimmy: "Nice and soft for that cute little nose."

[Ed uses a vacuum cleaner to clean Sarah's nose]

Eddy: "What a sap! We're wasting the whole day!"

Edd: "Ed's just fulfilling his duty as a caring brother, Eddy."

Nat: "I would do the same."

Eddy: "Your both so understanding."

Edd: "Perhaps we could set up a paging system, that way Ed could be free to do your bidding and still be in contact with Sarah."

Nat: "I agree."

[Ed continues to use the vacuum cleaner]

Eddy: "I like that!"

[Edd is setting up a paging system above Sarah's bed whilst she's asleep, but the bell accidentally rings, waking her up]

Sarah [shouting]: "Double D!" [grabs Edd round the waist and picks him up] "What the heck are you doing?"

Edd: "Ahh, trying to help you."

Sarah: "Oh, OK Double D." [giggles]

Edd: "Being confined to one's room can be quite frustrating, so I found a way to ease Ed's, I mean your burden. Uh... just pull this handle and someone will assist you."

Sarah: "It's too high." [adjusts string on pager] "No it's too low. Too high! Little low." [Ed and Jimmy are watching but Jimmy keeps going in front of Ed, so Ed copies him. Nat walks in.] "Nope, too high! Way too low. High! Low. High. High."

Edd: "Enough already! You may not be feeling well; I can sympathize with that, but I'm trying to-"

Sarah: [Sarah gives a raspberry at Edd] "Serves you right."

Edd [angry]: "Why, you-!"

[Ed and Nat grab Edd]

Ed [holding Edd]: "No, Double D!"

Nat [also holding]: "Please don't!"

Edd: "If I catch a cold...! I'll...I'll... Just give me five minutes with that germ spreading brat!"

Nat: "Double D please calm down! You're better than this!" [She turns Edd around and hugs him. He slowly calms down]

[Sarah rings her bell]

Ed: "Coming, Sarah dear."

Jimmy: "Can I get you anything, Sarah?"

Ed: "Yeah, can I get you anything, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Would you guys be so kind as to LET ME FINISH SLEEPING?!"

[Ed pushes Edd, Nat and Eddy out of his house, and carries Jimmy out, into the Cul-de-Sac]

Ed: "Sarah needs to rest because she is sick."

Eddy: "Ed, how can you be so stupid?"

Ed: [stops pushing them] "I watch cartoons, Eddy."

Eddy: "Yeah, well grow up; forget stupid Sarah. Follow me to your future, lumpy!" [the Eds and Nat and Jimmy go to Eddy's garage where he's about to unveil his next scam] "We blew up on the photo scam, so on to plan B: 'The Triple E Free Driving School'! Only it's not free, and we'll charge them. Double D, you're the instructor."

Edd: "Me? but I..."

Eddy: "Ed, you're the motor."

Ed: "I have achieved greatness!"

Eddy: "Nat, set the traffic cones."

Nat: "That I can do."

[Sarah's bell rings]

Jimmy: "It's Sarah!"

Ed: "I'll be back guys and girl!"

Edd: "My paging system seems effective, don't you think Eddy?"

Eddy: "My paging system seems effective, don't you think Eddy? How are we suppose to get any work done with Ed answering your stupid paging system?"

Ed: [returns with Jimmy] "Okey dokey! I'm ready, Eddy."

Eddy: "What took ya? I got students waiting!" [shows Nazz and Jonny waiting for their driving lessons]

Jonny: "Where's the obstacle course, Eddy? Plank's itching to tear up some pavement!"

Eddy: "Comin' right up, Jonny boy. Here we go!"

[Eddy grabs Jimmy and ties him up]

Jimmy: "Ahh! No, stop, that tickles, stop!"

Eddy: "We aim to please. Let Plank wrap his bumper around this obstacle."

Edd: [to himself] "Let's try to sound convincing now, shall we Double D? Let's see now." [he hears someone go in the car] "Good day, pupil. Welcome to the Triple E Driving Course. My name is Eddward, and I'll be your instructor for the day."

Nat: "Hi Eddward. Ready when you are."

Edd: "N-Nat! Forgive me but I was not expecting you."

Nat: "I know Eddy told me to test the car first."

Edd [nervous]: "Well well, um...Shall we begin with...um...Well, first we must, uh, buckle our safety belts, uh... shall we?"

Nat: "They're stuck, Um Eddward. Would you mind helping me?" [turns to Edd]

Edd: Ohh, n-no not at all." [attempts to fasten the seatbelt, basically two ends of a power cable, but is trembling so much that he's unable to manage it. Nat manages to do it]

Nat: "Did I do it right?"

Edd: "Very good! Umm... once safe to do so, please proceed on to the course."

Nat: "Ok!"

Ed: [begins to push the car and makes car noises] "Vroom! Vroom!"

Edd: "Not too fast, now. Easy on the corners. That's it! Nicely done."

Nat: "This is fun!"

[Sarah's bell rings again and Jimmy manages to get untangled]

Jimmy: "I'm comin', girlfriend!"

Ed: [looks at where Jimmy was] "What a weasel! She's my sick sister!"

Edd: "Ed?"

Eddy [shouting]: "Hey! You're the motor, get back here!"

[Edd and Nat continue traveling]

Edd [confused]: "Why aren't we stopping?"

Nat: "Oh no."

[the car starts spinning round]

Edd: "Go left! Go left! Brake! Brake!"

Nat: "What brake?"

Edd: [to Eddy] "You forgot to put in a brake?!"

[The car continues to roll till it crashes, breaking in the process.]

Nat: "Oww."

Edd: "Nat! Are you alright?!" [he helps Nat up]

Nat: [clutching her head] "Yeah I'm ok. What about you?"

Edd: "Yes I am alright."

[Meanwhile back at Ed's house, Jimmy runs through the door of Sarah's room with a plate of sandwiches. Ed also runs towards the door with a bowl but Jimmy shuts the door on him. The bowl smashes against the wall]

Ed: "Uh oh!" [runs back downstairs]

Jimmy: [opens door and laughs then closes it and walks over to Sarah] "A three cheese grilled sandwich and, see, no crust!"

Ed: [knocks down door and comes in with a large fridge] "Take your pick, unwell baby sister of mine." [drops fridge on the floor, breaking the floor]

Jimmy: [stuffs a cheese sandwich into Sarah's mouth] "Don't listen to him, Sarah. Cheese is good for a cold; you know it's your favorite."

Ed: "She's my sister, and my sister likes fruit and vegetables! Isn't that right, baby sister?!"

[Ed and Jimmy help Sarah chew by moving her cheeks]

Jimmy: "Here, Sarah, let me help you chew."

Ed: "I will help her chew."

[Sarah mumbles with her mouth full of food]

Jimmy: "What's that? A book you say? I'll get you one."

Ed: "In the void of space, Zorba the two-headed mutant-"

Jimmy: "Silly little Jilly frolicked in the daisies."

Ed: "Spewing slime from its tentacles!"

Jimmy: "'I'm so silly', said Jilly."

Ed: "As Zorba sucked its brain!"

Jimmy: "I wish I were a potato so the prince would like me."

Ed: "He gagged on his bones!"

[Sarah rings her bell and Ed and Jimmy stop reading]

Sarah: "See the ball?"

Jimmy: "Yes, I do, Sarah."

Ed: "Yep, it's a ball."

Sarah: "Go get it!"

Jimmy: [jumps out the window] "Certainly, Sarah."

Ed: [also jumps out the window] "I'll get it, Sarah."

[In the Cul-de-Sac, Edd, Nat and Eddy are pulling the car from the driving school out of some bushes.]

Eddy: "Of all the- that's two scams down the tube."

Nat: "I'm sorry Eddy."

Edd: "You know what they say Eddy, three's the charm." [Sarah's ball bounces in front of them]

Jimmy [running after the ball]: "Mine, mine, mine!"

[Ed jumps into the broken car and runs off]

Eddy: "That's it!" [runs towards Ed and gets him on the floor] "Ed, what's with ya?"

Ed: [tries pushing himself away with Eddy sat on top of him] "Sarah's sick, get ball, then Jimmy, I gotta-"

Eddy: "You gotta nothing!"

Ed: "I gotta nothing?"

Eddy: [pokes Ed] "You're the big brother, that means you're the boss. Get over there and show her what you're made of! Get mean!"

Ed: [stands up] "You're right, Eddy. I am the big brother, Sarah!" [stops] "Oh, I know!"

[Ed hikes his pants up all the way to his chest.]

Eddy: "Whoa, you're a tough guy, Ed."

Nat: "Oh no."

Edd: "You've sent him into the lion's den; you know that, don't you?"

Ed: "Yep."

[At Ed's house, Jimmy has returned with the ball]

Sarah: [plays with the ball with Jimmy when Ed enters with his pants pulled up high] "Too late! Jimmy already got my ball."

[Ed throws the ball outside the window]

[outside]

Eddy: "You work hard all your life, and what's it get cha?"

[the ball hits Edd]

[inside]

Sarah [shouting]: "Ed! Go get my ball!"

Ed: "No ball! Get in bed! Rest now!"

Sarah: [nervously] "Please get my ball."

Jimmy: "Don't you fret, Sarah; I'll get it."

Ed: "Here, let me help you."

[Ed throws Jimmy out the window]

[outside]

Eddy: "Pass the tape will ya, Double D?" [Jimmy lands on Edd]

Jimmy: "Ahhh! My head!"

[back inside]

Sarah: [in tears] "You threw my friend out, Ed! How could you do that?! He was just trying to help!" [cries]

Ed: "Aww... I am sorry, baby sister. A big hug will make you feel all better. There, there." [Sarah smiles devilishly]

[Sarah beats up Ed. The house is jumping up and down]

Ed: "Get it off! Get it off!"

Edd: "It seems Sarah's made the road to recovery."

Nat: "Good for her."

[Edd sneezes on Eddy]

Eddy: "Say it, don't spray it."

[Edd sneezes again]

Nat: "Double D are you ok?"

Eddy: "What's with you?"

Edd: "Ooh, I knew it. Curse you, common cold microorganisms! It's all part of the big plan, don't you see? They wait and strike when you're the most vulnerable." [sneezes again]

Nat: "Come on Double D, I'll take care of you." [She leads Edd away.]

Edd: "Don't just stand there, do something! Eddy!"

[looks at the damaged car and Ed's house]

Ed: "Pain! It hurts!"

Eddy: "I wonder what's on TV?"

Ed: "Have mercy depraved sibling!"