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"I like getting forehead kisses," Ruby proudly shared. "It's like 'awww.'"
"I like givin' them out," I returned.
We both looked at Weiss.
"Well?" Ruby wondered.
"Ice queen?" I took ground.
Weiss glared at me. "You have me in a corner here."
"You could just say that you like it…" Ruby managed.
"And give him the satisfaction?" Weiss wondered. "I bet he would just love that."
"Kinda. Yeah. I would."
"See?" Weiss flung a hand in my direction. "He would get away with it."
"Get away with what? Loving on you?" Ruby asked. "I hate to break it to you Weiss but that's kinda the goal."
"He called me ice queen!"
"And you sure showed him, didn't you," Ruby pressed. "I mean this is all validating him calling you that. You can't just say you like it when he kisses your forehead. Why not? It's adorable. It makes me feel sexy-cute if it's possible for me to feel that way at all. I'm all wrapped up in one of his hoodies and he puts his arms around me and just bops me one. Then he lets go and I spin away from him like a princess. W-what's not to like? What's not to admit I like? I-I don't get it."
"Because he'ss doing it on purpos-se."
"Of course he is. He loves you."
"I meant teasing me about it, he's teasing me about it on purpose. I can't give in knowing he has an angle."
"The angle is to show you affection though. I hate to sound like a brok-hic-en record but that's the goal, Weiss," Ruby hiccupped.
"The goal is-sn't to let him call me ice queen and tease me out. I have to go on my own terms-s," she slurred a little.
"I hate to break it to you, darling, but it's always on my terms," I cut in. "You both immediately turn into bottoms around me and I'm always the one leading the dance. And you know what? You fucking love it. It gets you wet when I harass you, bully you, and chase you. But you just can't ever admit it because then I would have some power over you? I guess? I hate to break it to you but I already have the power to make you beg and plead and moan. What more could I want? Really?"
"You want to steal my pride."
"I take your pride every time I kiss your neck and you turn into wet spaghetti," I pointed out. "Also every time I enter you and you let out a little gasp I take your dignity. It's already mine, babe."
"Don't call me babe. I'm not your baby."
"Ice queen?" I took a second stab. I grinned when her eyes narrowed. She pulled her yellow straw out of her creamy cocktail and threw it at me. I didn't even flinch.
"You're just proving his point."
"Either way he wins! I can't let him win without at least putting up a fight."
"Why?" Ruby asked. "He's already sleeping with you. How much more 'winning' could he possibly get?"
"He doesn't get my pride and dignity both inside and outside of the bedroom."
"Not really much of a distinction," I claimed. "I have it in one place, I have it in both. Don't you think?"
"A little," Ruby agreed with me.
"No," Weiss cut across with a little glare just for me. It showed that she cared when her nostrils flared slightly.
"But he does though."
"That doesn't mean he owns me."
"Just a little. It isn't like you don't own him too in your own way. For example, Cloud, I'm going for a run tomorrow morning and getting a smoothie. Won't you come with me?"
"If you think you can look at me with those eyes and get whatever you want then… you're exactly goddamn right," I sighed. "What time?"
"Six work okay?"
"Yeah. Six works."
"See?" Ruby pointed at me but looked at Weiss. "I own him a little. He just also owns my body and heart and soul a little too. And it's not like I don't enjoy what he does to me in the bedroom. I love it. But then outside the bedroom I have him right where I want him. And you do too."
"And I-I s-suppose it isn't like we don't also own him in the bedroom and have him right where we want him to be. We make him want us. That's-s a c-certain power," Weiss slurred some more. Then she hiccupped into her hand adorably.
"And boy oh boy does he want you. If only I could get hard on these meds. I'd make that little drunk tongue of yours work," I mumbled and sipped on my cocktail.
"What's it like? Being turned on but not able to get hard?" Ruby asked. "I bet if I were all horny or whatever a-and unable to get, you know, wet it would drive me absolutely nuts. I mean, it's doable for us because of the clitorus and all but for you it must be frustragous."
"Frustragous?" Weiss asked.
"It makes perfect s-sense. You know what I -hic- meant. That makes-s it a valid word."
"You can't just start slamming words together," Weiss managed.
"I can too," Ruby whined and I let out a low suffering groan. I would give my left nut for an erection. But I couldn't even do that.
"You sound like you're in pain," Weiss observed.
"You two are driving me nuts and there's nothing I can do about it. I want to pin you to a wall but then what? What would I do with my flaccid failure? Nothin' I can't do anything. But mentally I'm so erect I want to do something about it."
"Aw poor Cloud, we promise to make it up to you once we find a medicas-tion that works for you," Ruby tutted. Then she sipped back on her drink.
"Oh yeah?" I wondered. "I'll be honest sweetheart. I doubt you can."
"Oh please. Did you know that for his engagement present he suggested we both just go down on him at the same time and call it good. He was like, 'just give me a blowjob.'" Weiss managed a deep baritone with the back of her throat that wasn't that deep at all.
"We can't do that. Or at least we can't just do that," Ruby muttered. She fingered her locket with Weiss and my picture inside. "Though we totally will suck your dick at the same time. That's not the issue."
I groaned.
"He's going to be so hard to buy something for," Weiss bemoaned. "We would have gotten you a new bike but you just went out and bought one. Anytime you need something you just go and get it or it's not big enough to be an engagement present."
"And it's not like he cares. You know what I mean? Or he does care but he doesn't care-care. Like let's say we got him some rings. He'd love them. He'd wear them all the time. But he would only love them for us. He wouldn't really give a shit about the rings," Ruby pointed out. "No matter what we get him he'll love. And that sweet and all but it's frustrating too because we want to get something you'll actually love. Like I love my little locket. It's sweet and it's for me. But you're going to have to be a problem. And you know why? It's because you're selfish."
"I'm selfish?" I wondered.
"No," Ruby sighed. "But I don't know what to call this sort of selfless-ness."
"What are we going to get Weiss?" I asked. "It's not like Weiss likes jewlery. What the fresh fuck are we supposed to do?"
"Figure it out and suffer," Weiss suggested.
"Oh I'm sufferin'."
"You both are just so hard!" Ruby wailed. Then she threw her arms up and collapsed into Weiss who gently stroked her hair. Weiss took a pull of her own cocktail.
"I'm glad Cloud and I have you out of the way. We'll need to borrow Crescent Rose but we have a plan at least. I have no idea what we're going to do to Crocea Mors."
"Ruby already modified it once. That can count," I allowed.
"That doesn't count!" They both shouted.
"Butt," Ruby added. "It's so simple and elegant and pure. It doesn't need, like, a flamethrower attachment or something like that. It already fits you so well."
"That's your fault," I pointed out. "You did the redesign."
"I know!" She wailed again. "What are we going to do, Weiss?"
"I have no idea. Literally no idea. He's impossible to shop for."
"I'm literally so easy. Just give me a blowjob and we'll call it even."
"We promise to suck your dick. Really. We do. But we need to get you a good engagement present," Weiss mustered. "We'll do it together on our honeymoon at least once. Alright. At least once. But we also need to buy you something you'll really appreciate and make a good modification to your sword or what's the fucking point? What is even the fucking point?"
"Cloud… do you have ideas for modifying Myrtenaster?" Ruby moaned.
"Just one…"
"Good enough. I have an idea for the other part of her engagement present…"
"See? You guys came up with some stuff. I'm not impossible. I'm just difficult. Cloud is actually impossible. He is. You are. You." Weiss pointed at me aggressively with Ruby's head in her lap. "You're going to pour us another round of shots. Can you do that at least? You miserable, dumb blonde."
I started pouring. "I'm not sure how much more you girls need…"
"I'll-l be the judge of what I need, thank you very much," Weiss returned crisply with hardly a word slurred.
Ruby waved her hand in a circular come-bring-it gesture over her head.
"I know what I need…" Ruby grumbled.
"Yeah?" Weiss asked. Ruby sat up and blew the hair out of her face. Then we all took a shot together. It looked like Ruby was on the edge of consciousness and it was a good look on her.
"I need some dick," Ruby finished.
"Sorry girls. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and flaccid."
"Flaccid," Ruby echoed. "That's a fun one. Fla-as-id."
"Not that much fun." I disagreed.
"Well, okay, come on. But the word is fun. Not… not the word," Ruby stumbled. "The word being the actual word. Not the definition of… of the word."
"I know what you mean. It's okay." Weiss patted Ruby on the back. "It's okay."
"You young ladies are officially plastered." Even I was feeling it and I weighed more than the two of them combined. Ruby and Weiss were what? One hundred twenty pounds? Soaking wet? Even if they were both one-thirty the scales would tip in my favor.
"I could run a marathon." Ruby slurred. "I could use my semblance. I could… hey… hey Weiss?"
"What?" Weiss asked.
"Hey Weiss… um… have you ever had Limit Broken sex? Like… with his semblance."
"He refused to try it!"
"What? Why? It would taste so good. And while he's inside and filling you up… it's probably mind blowing."
"Yeah?" I wondered. "Until I flip you over and snap your arm like a toothpick."
"We are huntresses!" Ruby shouted.
Weiss just gave a dazed slow nod.
"We are durable! We are made of… of tough stuff. Titania. We're made of Titania. We can take it. We can take a -hic - pounding," Ruby finished her rallying cry.
"What if I ejaculate at the mach one? Would that be comfortable?" I demanded.
"When you finish inside it's so go-od," Weiss mumbled around her drink. "Seriously it's like warm and all… all done."
"Would it feel good if it came at you like a bullet? Isn't it all sensitive inside there?"
"I bet it feels fine. We can try it," Ruby dismissed. "We have to try all of our semblances on our honeymoon. It's… it's the law. It's mandatory to figure out how to use our super powers to… to have super powered sex. It's like… what would be the point of having these abilities if we didn't?"
"You want to use your semblance for what? Super speed sex? Okay. Alright. I can see it," Weiss agreed.
"What would we do with glyphs?"
"Time dilation? I could also -hic- pin one of you down with my... tele… pseudo…"
"You've got this," I encouraged.
"Shut up. Tele-pseudo-kinesis? What the fuck is it called?"
"Command the troops," I cheered. "You'll get there. I believe in you."
"Oh, shut up. Asshole. It's pseudo-telekinesis. There. I nailed it."
"First try," I agreed. "Do you want another shot? Or are you calling it."
Ruby slammed back her cocktail and thrust it down onto the table. "Hit me," she demanded. "And we are going to… going to try out and use Limit in the bedroom. I bet it is so good. I want you to come inside me while that's active. I bet it's so good."
"It could literally kill you," I poured.
"Worth," Ruby shook her head. "So worth. Weiss…"
"What?"
"Weiss…"
"What?!"
"Make him use his semblance on us…"
"Oh now you want to be on my side?" Weiss wondered.
"No team-ups," I ordered. "I said it's too dangerous. That's final."
"No fair…" Ruby whined.
"Let us experiment at least…" Weiss grumbled around her shot.
"How about a handie?" Ruby wondered. "A nice safe shot to see if it's dangerous and then maybe some head?"
"If you want to give me head sweetheart-"
"And I do," Ruby purred at me with a thrust of her chin.
"-You can just do it."
"But I bet it's even better with Limit Break!"
"No," I countered. "It's my semblance. And I get to choose how we use it."
"Limit split me in half," Ruby begged. "Please? I'm a big girl. I can take it. I'll drink milk."
"I can split you in half just fine without it."
"But I bet it tastes so good…"
"Right? Imagine him on top of you and pressing you down with it…" Weiss hummed. "Mmmm. Like what if he was behind you and he had… like… a fistful of your hair? And then plays with you while he's inside until you finish around him? I bet it's fantas-tic."
Ruby let out a little whine.
"I said 'no,'" I decreed.
"Can we force him?" Ruby asked.
"I don't know how," Weiss murmured. "That doesn't make it impossible. I just… I just don't know how."
"Please? Cloud? For me?"
"No," I grinned.
"You're having fun with us. You'll do it… you will. Won't you?" Ruby pleaded. "You will. You're just playing with me. You're making fun of me. You know… I bet it solves your flaccid… flaccid… flaccidity? Is that a word? Flaccidity? That's even more fun to say."
You know… that was actually a good point. If anything could solve my impotence it would be Limit Break. It broke mother-Salem! Salem's control over me.
"He's thinking about it!" Weiss shouted. "He… he thought about it. He thought about it. Cloud… try it with us tonight and we'll suck you dick together…" Weiss tempted.
It was… it was working…
"Please Cloud?" Ruby begged. "I need it so bad. It's been almost a month. I miss you inside me. Please? Pretty please? For me? Please? I let you do whatever you want to me."
"One more shot…" I bargained.
"I am… I am done," Weiss denied with a wave of her hand a hiccup into her hand.
"I don't think I can stand up," Ruby moaned. "Carry me, Cloud."
I took my last shot and activated my semblance with a flex of will.
Ruby and Weiss cheered dazedly.
"Now that's what I'm talking about. I can smell it from here."
"Whoo! I'm going to get some!" Ruby fell over onto Weiss's lap.
"We don't even know if this will work…" I trailed.
"It'll so work. You never have any faith," Ruby affirmed.
"He's such a pessimist it makes even my skin crawl," Weiss coupled. "Of course it'll work. Limit Break solves everything."
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Whew, that's a lot of dialogue
-WG
