[A movie, "The Hunt for Edosorus" starts. Credits roll to the sound of pedal-steel guitar. The movie stars Eddy, was directed by Eddy, and features Edd, Nat and Ed (Their slide is upside-down). The movie starts. It is paleolithic times. Ed, as a dinosaur, comes onscreen menacingly.]
Jimmy: "Holy mackerel!"
[Ed is chased away by a club-wielding caveman–Eddy. A cavewoman (Nat) comes onscreen, and Eddy flexes for her.]
Sarah: "Oh brother."
[Suddenly, Jonny's giant head eclipses the screen. The music begins to sound choppy, as Edd and Nat, who are providing it live, cannot see the action and thus can't play.]
Sarah: "Jonny, you blimphead! Move it or lose it!" [She knocks him down.]
[Eddy opens his fist and chuckles.]
Eddy: "Pay for Ed-day! There's big cash in showbiz, Double D and Nat! Unless you're on cable. Ha!"
Kevin: "What a rip! This is so lame, I'm ready to heave!"
Eddy: "A troublemaker!" [He rushes to Kevin's chair.] "Is there a problem here, patron?"
Kevin: "This movie sucks eggs, so gimme back my money." [Eddy gasps.]
Eddy: [nervous] "Have some popcorn, Kevo! On the house!" [He stuffs a bag into Kevin's mouth.]
Sarah: "Why's he get free popcorn? I want free popcorn!"
[Eddy groans and goes off to get the concession for Sarah. Rolf, seeing this, longingly looks at Nazz's popcorn. He reaches his hand in to take some. At that moment, Nazz reaches for popcorn and grabs Rolf's hand. She stuffs it into her mouth.]
Rolf: [apologetically] "A discharged niblet for Rolf?"
[Nazz glares and punches him out in the seats. Edd and Nat watch as Rolf goes flying.]
Rolf: "Son of a shepherd."
[Eddy grabs a bag of popcorn from next to a popcorn machine and adds it to a pile he's carrying.]
Eddy: [sarcastic] "I want free popcorn, I want free popcorn. What do I look like, some popcorn fairy?"
[Eddy turns to give the popcorn to the moviegoers and trips over a prone Rolf. The popcorn goes flying.]
Jimmy: "My eyes!" [The bags have landed on Jimmy.] "This butter substitute is stinging my eyes!"
Kevin: "Now that's entertainment!"
Sarah: "Mind your own beeswax!" [She throws her drink at him.] "Aw, did Kevin go boom?"
Kevin: [getting up] "Right." [Edd and Nat look nervous.] "FOOD FIGHT!"
Nat: "Oh no."
[A rumble breaks out, popcorn and soda flying everywhere.]
Sarah: "You missed!"
Edd: [trying to calm the ruckus] "People, please! Let's not behave like children!"
Kevin: [holding a drink] "Yo Rolf, think fast!" [He cocks his arm, and Rolf tackles him.]
Rolf: "Too slow!"
Edd: "Eddy, do something!"
Eddy: [handing out concessions and collecting quarters] "Are you kidding me?" [He ducks to avoid a drink.] "I'm making a killing here, Double D!" [Jimmy hands over a quarter and gets more ammo.]
Jonny: [untouched by the war] "Far out! Look, Plank. 3D!"
[An angry Ed stands in front of the movie.]
Nat: "Ed? What's wrong?"
Edd: "Is something the matter?"
Eddy: "Well, look who decided to join us."
[The sounds of a tussle emanate from the garage.]
Eddy: "Ed! What's the matter with you?! Put me down!" [Ed heaves the garage door open and carries the kids out.]
Edd: "Ed please!"
Sarah: "ED!"
Jimmy: Put me down!" [Ed drops everyone on his driveway]
Ed: [yelling angrily] "Away with you! Unwanted pesterers!"
[The kids look at him, surprised by this unusual behavior. Sarah gets up out of the middle of the pile.]
Sarah: "ED! You listen to me, mister! You can't kick me out! [yells] I LIVE HERE TOO!"
Ed: [yells back in Sarah's face] "SO MOVE!"
Sarah: [backing up in fear] "Heh. Heh. Okay, we better go." [The kids disperse.]
Kevin: "You read my mind."
Jonny: "Catch you on the rebound, slick!"
Edd: "Is it me, or is Jonny's vocabulary deteriorating?"
Nat: "I don't think it's you."
Eddy: [angry] "I was holding 'em big time with that food fight! Till Mister Happy shows up and ruins everything." [Ed grumpily heaves the garage shut and walks down the street.] [mockingly] "Hey Grumpula! Wake up on the wrong side of those stale socks of yours? [angry about being ignored] Hey Sourpuss!" [Ed walks on.]
Edd: "A dark cloud seems to be hanging over Ed's head, Eddy. Our friend is a mere shell of the awkward, unvarnished, dunderhead we know and love. It's our duty to see Ed through this plague of grief."
Nat: "I agree."
Eddy: "Ah, the guy's a big baby. He's probably just got gas."
[Ed sits alone on a stump in the park. His friends arrive.]
Nat: "Ed are you ok?"
Edd: "Is there anything we can do to make you feel better?"
Eddy: "Hey Nat and Double D, is that a lump on a log?" [He chuckles. Ed picks up the stump and turns away.]
Edd: "Ed certainly is long in the face, Eddy."
Eddy: "That's 'cause he doesn't have a chin, Einstein."
Ed: [yelling angrily] "SHUT UP!" [His friends are left shocked as he turns back around, now blushing red in the face.]
Eddy: [furious that Ed actually yelled at him] "YOU SHUT UP!"
Edd: "Eddy, please!"
Nat: "Ed's having a bad day!"
Eddy: "Ed's a wuss. Hey Rumpled Forehead!" [Eddy goes to stand next to Ed.] "I'll give you till three TO GET OVER YOURSELF. One!–smile, you miserable little–Two!–snap out of it, ya–"
Ed: [grabbing Eddy by his face] "You torment me!" [He throws Eddy against a tree, and the tree breaks in half.]
Eddy: "I'm hurt now."
[Edd brings out a stool and sits by Ed. He is going to try compassion.]
Edd: "Ed?" [He touches Ed's shoulder and looks disgusted. He begins to clean the jacket.] "Do you know what I like when I'm feeling crabby?" [He finishes cleaning.] "A big hug to squeeze those cares away!" [He hugs Ed.]
Ed: [shoving Edd away] "Touch me again and I will squash you!"
Eddy: [mockingly] "Way to go, Mr. Sensitive. A hug. Oh, that's rich."
Nat: "Ed can you please tell us what's wrong?" [Ed just glares at Nat. She looks down sad]
Edd: "Ed? If you care to share your feelings, I want you to know I'll be right here for you, my friend."
Nat: "Me too."
[Edd and Nat notice that Ed is scraping the bark off the stump using just his fingers. Ed turns and looks at them, doom in his eyes.]
Edd: "Well, let's leave Ed to gather his thoughts, Nat. A little self-introspection may do him a world of good. Coming, Eddy?"
Eddy: "What're ya gonna do now, knit him a sweater?"
Nat: "Great idea!"
[Edd is using a blow dryer on some pudding skin. Nat is sewing a sweater. Eddy is throwing random items into a box behind him.]
Edd: "Eddy!"
Eddy: "That's my name."
Edd: "What are you doing? We're supposed to be gathering things to cheer Ed up, not unclog his drain!" [He holds up a plunger.] "For example, Ed adores pudding skin." [He picks up the skin.] "So, I've taken the liberty of adorning one with a whimsical smile. Isn't it spiffy?"
Nat: "It looks great! Also thanks for helping me knit this sweater."
Edd: "Your welcome."
Eddy: [rolling his eyes] "Oh, I get it. So this hundred-year-old sandwich is sure to please Mr. Crankypants." [He picks the sandwich off of Ed's pillow. The pillow comes with it, and Eddy sees a magazine under it.] "It's a magazine!" [It is a copy of Chicks Galore.] "Ed's been holding out on us! Chicks Galore, huh?"
[Eddy happily picks it up and flips it open. The pictures inside are of baby chickens.]
Edd: [disgusted] "I didn't even know they had magazines like that."
Nat: "I don't know what to feel about that."
[Eddy drops the magazine back on Ed's bed and helps Edd and Nat cart off the happy box.]
[Edd, Nat and Eddy enter the park. They stop. Kevin is bullying Ed by bouncing a baseball behind his head.]
Nat: "Kevin please stop!"
Edd: [horrified] "Kevin! What in heaven's–"
Eddy: "Pass it here, Kev!"
Nat: [annoyed] "Really Eddy?"
[Eddy goes to join the game. Eddy and Kevin amuse themselves by catching the balls they bounce of Ed's head.]
Eddy: "Double D, Nat, you've gotta try this!"
[Ed grabs Eddy and shapes him into a bat.]
Kevin: "Potent." [He laughs. Ed takes a swing at Kevin and sends the jock flying.] "Whoa!" Eddy is tossed away, used for his intended purpose.]
Eddy: "Is he happy yet?"
Nat: "Nope."
Edd: "Not even a smirk, Eddy."
Eddy: "This stinks." [He reads from a comic book called "Marlene of the Deep."] "'Its tentacles tightened, sucking the marrow–'"
[Ed slams the book shut on Eddy. The book falls loose, revealing Eddy's head as a page from a comic book. Eddy is saying, "Ow." He goes over to Nat and tags her. She nervously walks over to Ed.]
Nat: "Hi Ed. Double D helped me make you a sweater."
[Ed takes the sweater and shoves it on Nat's head. She walks away sad and tags Edd.]
[Ed has a turkey on his lap. On top of it is a lit candle. He and Edd are wearing party hats.]
Edd: "Go on, Ed! Blow out the candle, and make a big happy wish!"
[Ed stuffs the turkey into Edd. Edd goes over to Eddy and tags him in. Not liking this, Eddy tags Edd back. It turns into a slapping match.]
Nat: "Guys please! [they stop]
[Edd and Eddy are putting on a puppet show using Baron O'Beefdip, a sock puppet, and a robot alien.]
Sock Puppet: "Why hello Mr. Robot!"
Baron O'Beefdip: "La la la! Mr. Robot, our moody friend sure could use a good chuckle. Why don't you sing him a song, and lift his spirits?"
Eddy: "I hate puppet shows!" [He tosses the robot away.]
Nat: "Aw c'mon Eddy!"
Edd: "Ooh, you're not even trying! You pick that up, Mister!"
[Ed pulls a cord on Baron O'Beefdip's back. A flame shoots out of the toy's mouth, barbecuing the puppet show alongside with Edd and Eddy's tops.]
Nat: "Wow."
Eddy: [amazed] "Nice toy."
[Edd drops Baron O'Beefdip and whispers in Eddy's ear. Eddy leaps out of the box.]
Eddy: "NO WAY! Forget it! I ain't doin' it!"
Edd: "But Eddy! Look at him!" [He indicates the grumpy Ed.] "If Ed doesn't cheer up soon, he could become a perpetual mope! Do you realize how miserable our lives would be?"
Nat: "Please Eddy!"
[Eddy stands there grumpily.]
[Eddy is still grumpy, but he is now dressed as a rooster.]
Eddy: [dancing] "Bock bock bock. Look at me, I'm a chicken. Cluck cluck cluck. You love chickens. Chickens make you happy. Buck buck buck. How 'bout I lay an egg?"
[Ed comes over to Eddy and pulls his cowl down over him. Ed then shoves Eddy away.]
Edd: "You forgot to wiggle your tailfeathers, Eddy."
Eddy: [snaps]"THAT'S IT!" [He runs over to Ed.] "I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR BAD MOOD! CRACK A SMILE! BUST A GUT! BE HAPPY!" [He slaps Ed on the back of his head.] "GET OVER IT!"
Ed: [enraged] "RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" [His eyes turn red and he rips his eyebrow in half and angrily screams loudly at the world.] "BIG TROUBLE!"
[Edd faints, Nat ducks, and Eddy stands there, stunned, as the gale unleashed by Ed's scream rips his shirt off. Ed grabs his stump and proceeds to smash the playground with it. Nat holds Edd and tries to wake him up. Eddy frantically fans Edd. Ed bites into various pieces of playground equipment and tosses them in the air. Jonny, caught on the seesaw, actually enjoys this.]
Jonny: "Yee-haw!"
Nat: "Double D please wake up!"
Eddy: "Double D, wake up! Aah!" [He cowers. Broken pieces of playground land around him, Nat and Edd.]
Jonny: "Right on!"
[He lands on one end of the seesaw, Plank on the other. Plank shoots up into the air.]
Ed: "I WANT TO BE ALONE!"
[Plank hits Ed on the back of his head. Ed looks at Plank with a deadly stare.]
Jonny: "Plank?"
[Ed raises Plank over his head, ready to break the board against his knee.]
Jonny: "Gimme Plank back, you meanie!" [Ed holds off Jonny with an outstretched leg.]
Plank:
Jonny: "I'm trying, buddy, but I can't reach you!"
Nat: [angry] "Alright that's it."
[Nat reaches into Edd's pocket and finds a chain with a lock. She walks over to Ed and stretches the chain. She quickly runs around Ed wrapping him with the chain then locks it in place. He tosses Plank away.]
Jonny: "Buddy!" [He catches and hugs Plank.] [noting how the Eds liven things up] "Never a dull moment with these clowns, huh Plank?"
Ed: "LET ME GO!"
Nat: "I'm sorry Ed but I can't let you hurt anyone else, Now if you don't tell me what's wrong I'm telling your mom!"
[Ed's face turns scared]
Ed: "No please don't tell my mom!"
Nat: "Then tell me!"
Ed: [holding up his shoe] "My foot hurts!"
[Nat pulls Ed's shoe off. A tiny pebble tumbles out. Ed, suddenly no longer angry, wiggles his sock-clad toe. A wide smile spreads across his face.]
Ed: [Overjoyed] "Ed is happy once more!"
Nat: [taking off her headband] "We're all grateful Ed." [She picks the lock and frees Ed]
[Edd walks over to the shoe and pebble and picks up the rock.]
Edd: [Shocked beyond belief] "A pebble? Ed's bad mood was all because he had a pebble in his shoe?"
Nat: "Apparently so."
Jonny: "He's mad, I tell ya, mad!"
Ed: [hugging Edd, Nat and Eddy] "My friends! My pals! My name here!"
[Eddy falls to the ground in a fit of crazy laughter.]
Ed: [oblivious] "Somebody had a good day, huh, Double D and Nat?" [He and Eddy laugh together.]
